Datto quoting In Too Deep actually made me smile like an idiot. I keep forgetting that he and I are the same age and he's not just some elite enigma on RUclips. Also your chemistry with Mr. and Mrs. Trv is just so good and gives me the happy brain chemicals. These happy chemicals will help me have a good sleep, thank you Jeb. ❤
Is this Jez enjoying destiny, cause these uploads have been pretty consistent this week. Also love the greenscrean rant I bet lots of time and effort went in to it so thanks for the good content as always. Hope these uploads keep up.
Datto saying that you can tell who made what orbs because Jez makes them gluten-free is quite possibly one of the funniest things he's ever said on the channel.
Newest Jez video with the family, always the best one. 🤣 Also, really speaks volumes about the Coil when the two things I hear most about it are 1) pots, break pots, all of the pots, break all of the pots, 2) giant loot drop at the end. Not the mechanics, not the flow, not the gameplay variety...pots and loot. It's literally a hamster feeder bar. 🤣
I met Howard Dean one time and got to talk to him for like 10 minutes and he was genuinely so kind and thoughtful and articulate, but it still took all of my willpower to not just go BYAHHHH for the entire conversation 😂
I truly do not understand why I like this activity so much. Like the first time I played it, I thought getting points through pots was stupid. Then I went through like 3 more times right after and was addicted
They've figured out the perfect formula for people to finally take an activity slowly and not just blitz through that isn't just "kill every enemy", pots and glass collector changes things up nicely
They obviously knew they needed to nail it for this activity because there would be a huge gap between it and Final Shape. We all would love for them to make good stuff 24/7 you're preaching to the choir here lol@@jaipadv8282
I like the fact jez is vaguely implying that he’s on carnivore diet (or Amy is forcing him) and cannot eat anything except meat and butter, but does not implicitly say that.
What the frequent Jeb uploads!? Jokes aside, loving the videos Jez. You have a solid streak of... I don't know I didn't keep track, but 2023 has been *especially* great in terms of the stuff you've made. Don't get me wrong the previous year was good, but real talk, you've put out *PEAK CONTENT* all year. "Jez's videos really make you feel like life isn't a meaningless void inevitably destined to be devoured by the jaws of entropy." 3/10 -IGN
SIR JEZ! Good morning, good afternoon, or good night wherever you are! Fun fact: I played Datto’s raid music (First-to-Last, for those who don’t know) for a 45 minute long presentation while wearing Jez merch and the whole time my professor was snickering/cry-laughing to himself. Also I’m clipping the titty towers joke and sending it to Amy (jk ily Jez)
I like how at 12:40 Danielle was talking about liking Landfall on Stormtrance because she likes jumping above enemies and exploding, then Jez says that that's relatable, then immediately follows that comment by leaping in the air and casting Blade Barrage xD
Thanks Jez. This video cured my depression. Until it inevitably comes back again. In which case I will need you to upload another video. Otherwise, I will be suing you for defamation
Hello, I'm British, here to provide backup for Jez as another country that says Nissan like that. I'm not saying we're right, merely that we exist. Hell, it's only recently that we've started pronouncing Hyundai right ("High-und-eye" anyone? Good lord, we're such an embarrassment to Asia generally and if we're being honest the world as a whole).
The 90’s humor is throwing me into an absolutely panic because I’m realizing how long ago that was and I’m literally that long ago. Help pls. Also pls keep making the good vids u kind of put smiles on our faces you is great ok bai for now
Best part about that Guatemala joke was like 10 seconds after you made it someone in Datto’s chat went “Ask him where Guatemala is pls” But he never saw it cause he was slaying out like he slays Pu- Anyways! Jez actually liking Destiny content and actually posting seasonal content within the season? Who are you and what have you done with our jez? But seriously good on you GOD BBBLLLEEEESSSS!!! Your super cute
This week on The Jez: Culinary Vlogs. I go to a steakhouse an discover a delicious new cooking style. Seasoning the meat?! 😅 Honestly I would probably watch that. New revenue.
This is honestly one of my favorite videos you've made. Its like a fun feeling realizing how much you guys have grown and gotten funnier and funnier as the years have gone by. And among all the jokes you guys really so care about eachother too.
Can confirm as someone who lives in Japan (Nissan's homeland) and next to a Nissan dealership that both pronunciations are wrong lol. American is closer though
The first time i got plat was doing it solo because every matchmade run i did they would all skip the motes that give points. (It took an hour to do to solo tho)
As someone who ALSO quotes So I Married an Axe Murderer too often (HARRIET... SWEET Harriet)... I'd REALLY like to know what Danielle's favorite quotes are
Check out Punishing: Gray Raven here 👉 pgr.onelink.me/8rIJ/keowbxlb (stunning anime game)
Honestly not what I expected but much appreciated
Now is the Golden Era of PGR and I would highly recommend jumping in. Lee Hyperreal is such a fucking sick ass character.
PGR is actually a really good game. I have played on and off for years. 9/10 Big Recommend❤❤
I was listening to the video in the background but the moment I heard PGR, all my one neurons be activating just to make this comment
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We love a 5am jeez upload while I'm struggling to sleep and I don't have work tomorrow so I can just suck content down like a content vacuum.
Same. Except I do have work tomorrow
Same story here too, man. It’s 2am and I’m sick so I keep coughing myself awake. Thank god Jez is here to entertain me, lol.
Yo same, except my job sucks and I'm happy I have off, happy to be here though 🙆♂️
Litterally same@@124Nightwing
same except i do but im sick so im gonna call out
Datto quoting In Too Deep actually made me smile like an idiot. I keep forgetting that he and I are the same age and he's not just some elite enigma on RUclips. Also your chemistry with Mr. and Mrs. Trv is just so good and gives me the happy brain chemicals. These happy chemicals will help me have a good sleep, thank you Jeb. ❤
He wants to be deep inside of datto lol datto paints his nails so this little Peter puffer has a shot
The little laugh at the end of that too. Just made me irrationally happy. 😂
I felt the same when Datto brought up Metallica a few videos back.
Shoutouts to Datto hitting the 35-40 year old age range with his references.
It’s wholesome gamer energy that jez is actually enjoying destiny. Also upload 4 days before Christmas is huge..it’s a christmas miracle
Fighting my insomnia is never more fun than when a J3z vid drops.
Is this Jez enjoying destiny, cause these uploads have been pretty consistent this week. Also love the greenscrean rant I bet lots of time and effort went in to it so thanks for the good content as always. Hope these uploads keep up.
Datto saying that you can tell who made what orbs because Jez makes them gluten-free is quite possibly one of the funniest things he's ever said on the channel.
Datto's laughing 2/3rds of the way through was so adorably genuine
Newest Jez video with the family, always the best one. 🤣 Also, really speaks volumes about the Coil when the two things I hear most about it are 1) pots, break pots, all of the pots, break all of the pots, 2) giant loot drop at the end.
Not the mechanics, not the flow, not the gameplay variety...pots and loot. It's literally a hamster feeder bar. 🤣
The enemies having random other content creator voice lines is absolute peak comedy and I won't be convinced otherwise
The supplicant with Aztecross' voice at 4:44 sends me everytime
4:35 I'm from Guatemala, and I can confirm that's a popular "get blown up immediately" spot.
The level of friendship just seems unattainable in destiny. So it’s so good to see it everytime Jez uploads a video.
Me when I'm in a GO ONE VIDEO WITHOUT MAKING AN OBSCURE REFERENCE challenge and my opponent is DATTO 😭😭😭
Danielle: Im a warlock *glides off cliff*
I agree Danielle I agree
I met Howard Dean one time and got to talk to him for like 10 minutes and he was genuinely so kind and thoughtful and articulate, but it still took all of my willpower to not just go BYAHHHH for the entire conversation 😂
I truly do not understand why I like this activity so much. Like the first time I played it, I thought getting points through pots was stupid. Then I went through like 3 more times right after and was addicted
They've figured out the perfect formula for people to finally take an activity slowly and not just blitz through that isn't just "kill every enemy", pots and glass collector changes things up nicely
@@oxsilaonly took like 10 years in it's worst era .-.
They obviously knew they needed to nail it for this activity because there would be a huge gap between it and Final Shape. We all would love for them to make good stuff 24/7 you're preaching to the choir here lol@@jaipadv8282
From Datto’s micro aggression to Danielle’s omega aggression, Jez is having so much fun. 😂
Gonna single-handedly make the Mr. Fruit shirtless bit the most replayed
I like the fact jez is vaguely implying that he’s on carnivore diet (or Amy is forcing him) and cannot eat anything except meat and butter, but does not implicitly say that.
Jez's insane upload schedule is ruining Dattos joke equity
21:25 maybe he realizes y'all often have funny conversations during that time and is waiting for y'all to get you more content.
I loved this video. It seemed like you all were having an absolute blast the whole time
2:06 me everytime a new Jez video drops
The dial up sounds during Jez describing his MASSIVE intelligence made me spit out my lunch gdi
I was expecting Danielle's stuntwoman footage for "Why am I on fire?!"
4:43 completely unsolicited Cross jumpscare
Jez out here with the 5AM uploads. Bro is on THE AUSTRALIAN GRIND.
What do you mean 5 am?
@@carnage9536 Eastern standard time.
@@Zevox144 ah, I thought they meant aussie time because of the Australian grind bit
These 2000s references I am living for it. Poor Howard Dean!!
What the frequent Jeb uploads!?
Jokes aside, loving the videos Jez. You have a solid streak of... I don't know I didn't keep track, but 2023 has been *especially* great in terms of the stuff you've made.
Don't get me wrong the previous year was good, but real talk, you've put out *PEAK CONTENT* all year.
"Jez's videos really make you feel like life isn't a meaningless void inevitably destined to be devoured by the jaws of entropy." 3/10 -IGN
Editor ignoring everything Jez asks to cut while following Datto's requests, is never gonna get old.
For that sir, you have my thanks🤣
The Howard Dean bit is such a specific reference. I love it.
SIR JEZ! Good morning, good afternoon, or good night wherever you are!
Fun fact: I played Datto’s raid music (First-to-Last, for those who don’t know) for a 45 minute long presentation while wearing Jez merch and the whole time my professor was snickering/cry-laughing to himself. Also I’m clipping the titty towers joke and sending it to Amy (jk ily Jez)
Loved that Jarhead reference 😂😂 lowkey one of my favorite movies
Great vid, now that’s CONTEN!
Haven’t laughed that much in a while.
I can’t believe I understood the cps thing as quickly as I did. You’ve rewired my brain
I would normally try to say something funny, but it’s 2 in the morning and my brain is El Broke-o
0:33 why does Datto have a kombucha jar 😭😭
I like how at 12:40 Danielle was talking about liking Landfall on Stormtrance because she likes jumping above enemies and exploding, then Jez says that that's relatable, then immediately follows that comment by leaping in the air and casting Blade Barrage xD
That “WHO AM I” from Mrs Trv was a Scrubs reference.
I think it was Johnny the patient with Alzheimer’s who tackles people.
Enjoy 😂
me waiting for more "So I Married an Axe Murder" references.
Butter on ground beef sounds like a war crime.
My day always brightens up whenever you 3 are in a vid together thanks for the laughs
Listen, I’m not gonna take butterburger slander from a guy that tried to keep “cring” alive long after it died
I feel like this is my first time im watching him actually play a good seasonal activity instead of saying nuh uh
Jez I need to introduce you to Sazon. You putting butter on ground beef is the most Jaime Oliver thing I’ve ever heard😂😂😂
Datto is gonna be riding the high of this video's title for MONTHS
Thanks Jez. This video cured my depression. Until it inevitably comes back again. In which case I will need you to upload another video. Otherwise, I will be suing you for defamation
No sue him for defecation
As your self-appointed lawyer, I'm not sure that will hold up in a court of law.
Jez's editor in chat saying he needs to run it again for the video to make over 10 minutes lol
The 2000’s references made me feel seen, warm and fuzzy!!!🎉
“Stand by for science.” Golden quote.
Hello, I'm British, here to provide backup for Jez as another country that says Nissan like that. I'm not saying we're right, merely that we exist. Hell, it's only recently that we've started pronouncing Hyundai right ("High-und-eye" anyone? Good lord, we're such an embarrassment to Asia generally and if we're being honest the world as a whole).
18:58 so what you would ........... dunk-a-doo
The 90’s humor is throwing me into an absolutely panic because I’m realizing how long ago that was and I’m literally that long ago. Help pls. Also pls keep making the good vids u kind of put smiles on our faces you is great ok bai for now
The day that Jez has a code for a discount on a Nissan is gonna be glorious
The Jarhead reference was an instant banger.
I love how every joke segment seems to rotate back to Datto's Metallica incident lol
Wake up at 5am to take a piss... and watch a Jez video
You can blind the glass collector to slow it down.
I used disorienting grenades for that.
I like to imagine Jez has at least a TB of Danielle jump fail footage in the archives that will never see the light of day and it makes me sad
Jez posting a video while the content is still in the game challenge: Achieved! Never thought we’d see the day.
CONSISTENCY JEB I LOVE IT
Datto is on fire with the references from before I was born
I'm here for it
Always good to see a j3z vid! And btw... Is j3z using an avalanche? Has he got a good LMG at last? What roll is that!!!
it feels validating to see datto die in the same ways that i do
lmao that black screen Howard Dean edit
Summary, conplete the task and turn the door into a jar
I practice my comedy by following up on the jokes. When sat to said “ it looks like I punched you to death” and I said foreshadowing 😂
Not the Azte-supplicant 🤣🤣
"I just feel like compliments are usually conditional" "not in this relationship"😂
Best part about that Guatemala joke was like 10 seconds after you made it someone in Datto’s chat went
“Ask him where Guatemala is pls”
But he never saw it cause he was slaying out like he slays Pu-
Anyways!
Jez actually liking Destiny content and actually posting seasonal content within the season?
Who are you and what have you done with our jez?
But seriously good on you
GOD BBBLLLEEEESSSS!!!
Your super cute
This week on The Jez: Culinary Vlogs. I go to a steakhouse an discover a delicious new cooking style. Seasoning the meat?! 😅
Honestly I would probably watch that. New revenue.
This is honestly one of my favorite videos you've made. Its like a fun feeling realizing how much you guys have grown and gotten funnier and funnier as the years have gone by. And among all the jokes you guys really so care about eachother too.
That Aztecross driveby tho
I love how overjoyed Datto is to make obscure references that Jez either did not want to remember or does not understand
You know, I'm kind of surprised Nintendo doesn't have that Mario music under copyright claim
Can confirm as someone who lives in Japan (Nissan's homeland) and next to a Nissan dealership that both pronunciations are wrong lol. American is closer though
the editor suits you so well
i cant put 1 in the chat because i only run weapons with reconstruction or autoloading holster sorryyy jez
This comment is for Danielle:
"HEAD! PANTS! NOW!"
She'll get it.
omg jez at 5 am you shouldn’t have
The first time i got plat was doing it solo because every matchmade run i did they would all skip the motes that give points. (It took an hour to do to solo tho)
Jez: Why no muscle i am pumping at the gym
Also Jez: MmMmMmMm buttered beef
The notification for Glass Collector spawning is TERRIBLE
Can’t wait to see legendary Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich on the next upload
Loved seeing Jez upload Datto's solo runs of the Coil 😌
Jk love you Jez!
The "dawning 2023" soundbit is the best thing editor has ever done and it really caught me off guard
2am upload for me? Let's get it
Head! Pants! Now!
Jeb... your fans are Americans... keep uploading at this time lmao
“Airplane sleep” 😅😂 me and my girl have been there 🤣😂😂
Goooosh I love the bit where editor takes a sound byte from another content creator at random moments 😂
Jez, it about time you try to hit paragon this season. Its gonna be a wonderful challenge for you and for us to enjoy in youtube😂
very himbo andy kind of energy from jez today we love to see it
Jez be smokin that Za, buddy fried fr
did Jez get new lighting? looking extra cute in this vid
Wait the punishing grey raven sponsor immediately after i watched a video essay about it being good is uncanny
As someone who ALSO quotes So I Married an Axe Murderer too often (HARRIET... SWEET Harriet)... I'd REALLY like to know what Danielle's favorite quotes are
it will be in my video, he cut out so much of that conversation lmao
Certified deeply serious country germany here, we also say nissan like the austrailians (the s is a bit sharper)
Howard Dean scream is an instant giga like from me!