Lifeline, an old PS2 game with horrible voice controls
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- Lifeline, an old PS2 game with horrible voice controls
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"How was I supposed to know my girlfriend's name?!?!"
**skips all cutscenes and story elements**
It’s crazy that he still got it
@@h1p.h0p I believe he looked it up lol
You mean the parts that don’t matter?
JackBudi i hate ppl who just skip all the story its a big fucking part of the game
The Bathroom? Okay.
Oh my god I never thought I'd see a game stand up to Kevin
Ya didn't see his Stanley Parable gameplay?
alternatoast Yea but this one is unintentional
It's just as funny when the game takes away Kevin's power.
Its the part where the heroes overpower the villain
@@g4ppy275 that terrible moment
Hahahaha this was too funny
"Shoot mouth"
-where?
"ON ITS FACE!"
That got me 😂
T H E B A T H R O O M
Kevin: turn around
Waitress: turn around, turn around, turn around
I laughed way too long about this xD
WOW WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO?
Imagine if this was how every game was controlled.
"Flirt with Grim."
"Fight Grim? Okay"
The sim barely control with conventional controls.
"A BEAN!"
It would be more like „flirt with grim“ „the bathroom, ok“
@@Roboshi2007 Never gets old.
You are about to fight a giant in Skyrim:
“Equip Ebony war Ax”
“Equipping pickaxe”
“No, equip Ebony War Ax”
“Dropping Ebony War Ax”
*gets smashed into the ground and thrown into the sky
Kevin: *says absolutely anything*
Her: "tHe bAtHRooM, oKaY"
she just needed to pee
@@myrianrose3619 And I bet there was health kits in the bathroom too lol
Kevin: shoot it in the face
Her: ThE bAthROoM Ok
She has a weird obsession with the bathroom lol btw here's 1,000+ 👍s for Christmas 🎉
“Even 911 hangs up on me these days”
Probably cause your calling the American emergencies Kevin, you live in Ireland
I didn't even realize...
911 works here too.
it's the same number in a lot of countries
donaldo141194 the number in Ireland is 999 or 112
It doesn’t matter, it would still call the nearest station near him
Kevin: "SHOOT MOUTH"
Game: "WHERE?"
Kevin: "ON IT'S FACE!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Another poor design in the game, she understood the word "Shoot" but didn't understand him saying "mouth" she should have said, "Shoot Where?".
Kevins hilarious tho, this games perfect for him.
Demi Fu it killed me favorite line
You triggered my Alexa and now all my captives are loose
oof
Is that why you're a hesitant user now?
I do not remember the context behind this
@@hesitantuser2867 The fact that this game can be controlled via voice is the context.
they remember your voice so this is an old and lying for attention comment
Kevin: Hey there friends, my name is Kevin
Me: The bathroom, got it.
“Consultation, say it”
“N I K K I F R O M A P P N A N A”
Nobody:
Rio: "The bathroom, okay"
You don't even know the girlfriends name too
@@phantomshitter That's the waitress' name.
Organic chemistry is fascinating.
Game: if I can open the door I wouldn't be in here.
Kevin: *LISTEN, SMARTASS!*
Aye! Daniel Caesar fan?
@@beez663 yup!
WOW WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO?
Lmaooo that part had me dying
When he said "Nikki from Appnana" I almost choked on my ramen.
I don't get it
..
peoplebro_ 12 he made a video about the worst sponsor on RUclips... which is nikki from appnana
I was eating noodles when that happened 2 lol
Kevin would be disappointed... Soup?
“Alexa, open door panel”
My Alexa, half way across the room: “Hm, I’m not sure.”
Same
Mine said, "The bathroom? Okay."
That's why I call my Alexa Echo because it's one of the Echo Dots
"Guest room 2"
"Okay, I'll go to the bathroom"
"No, Guest room 2"
"Okay, I'll go to the bathroom"
😂🤣😂
She just really had to pee, but didnt wanna say it out loud.
She know's what Kevin is into.
„Reo goe to gueste roome two“
*THE BATHROOM, OK*
Title doesnt have "but" in it
Kevin i dont like change
But it has terrible voice controls KEVIN CHANGE IT
I'm scared of change
And Kevin dont like you so everything is as it should be
=)
Callmekevin, but there's no "but" in the title.
IT WILL NEVER GET OLD
bore ragnarok
Kevin: "Shoot mouth!"
Lady: "Where!?"
Kevin: "ON ITS FACE!!!"
@Jason Todd same
To the bathroom, Ok
To the Guest room, OK
Fucking same 🤣🤣
0:05 Kevin: *skips intro*
5:57 Kevin: "Did I miss something? How was I suppose to know that?"
4:16
Left eye
Shoot!
"Where should I aim?"
SHOOOT!
SHOOT LEFT EYE
"What should I do?"
SHOOT LEFT EYE!!!!!
Love that moment ^^
4:22
"Lifeline, an old PS2 game with horrible voice controls"
More like... Kevin vs AI Kevin.
😂😂😂
More like Bore: Ragnorak
Now Kevin is the narrator whose life is being ruined by an uncooperative player
'How to Train Your Human: The Game'
Seriously, it's like a Turing Test, except for the player.
Haha
With Kevin it’s a Turging Test
"I can count on your help?"
"no thanks"
"WHY!?"
LOL but the voice actor sounds so bored
I like the way she sounds. Her voice is soft and her intonations seem about right.
9:01 I love that you put Oblivion music in for their npc chatter lol.
Too awesome!
Thank you good sir I was looking everywhere for that music it sounds like it was in a resident evil game
When I heard that, I immediately thought of that one clip of the girl doing violin practice or whatever it was and the boy walks in clapping awkwardly asking when her practice was and she goes June 11th.
"We don't need to know about the game"
"I'm confused by what's going on in general"
Classic Kevin
9:00 the Oblivion music cause the conversation was so weird and didnt make sense, love it.
very subtle, but funny.
High elf #1: hi there
High elf #2: good day
High elf #1: have you heard of the high elves?
High elf #2: Breton trash
High elf #1: be seeing you
High elf #2: goodbye
High elf #1: hello there
High elf #2: have you heard of the high elves?
I saw a mudcrab the other day.
Bence Baski horrible creatures
Bence Baski farewell
@@C_r_g_i Have you heard of the high elves?
*horrible creatures*
Kevin being aggressive at a game for 15 minutes straight
so all his videos then?
Tutorial:
Say hello.
Kevin: hello
Say PlayStation
Kevin: *a ple ste tion*
😂😂😂😂
Kevin: Hey there friends, my name is Kevin
She: No, that's not it
the best part imo 7:41
"Shoot mouth!"
"where?"
"ON ITS FACE!"
"That girl you were with. What was her name?"
Kevin: Jamantha
"Megan"
Kevin: *Laughs*
Dude.
? Seems to be a very used name
@@passivevii4052 ye, Jamantha is my middle name
Amandad
Megan Morrison jimantha
I'm guessing you guys don't understand the joke or something?
Imagine The Sims 4 but it's controlled with voice
oh god
"Jim, kill Shrek"
Jim - "ThE bAThRoM, oK"
"Extinguish baby"
"Ok pouring gasoline"
"Well there goes the fifth one"
"Burn the school"
do a wohoo
"Shoot mouth!!!"
"Where?"
"On his face!!"
I loved this game (mostly your frustration)
"Check. Table."
"There's nothing that catches my eye."
Kevin: *eye twitches* "...That's...fine...that's fine"
wow! we watched the same video? with the same audio? holy shit!
I loved that part lol
@@monkydance2880 someone's salty
Simulacrum Dei Someone’s late to the party
@@monkydance2880 rip
Kevin: "Shoot mouth"
Her: ...
Kevin: "Shoot mouth"
Her: Where?
Kevin: "ON HIS FACE!!!"
That escalation. I'm dead! X'D
After all this laughing, my abs are ready for the summer.
play hey you pikachu, it's a voice controlled game that'll absolutely infuriate you
nice profile pic
Never got released in the UK though.
UP
Nice profile pic
@@YujiUedaFan It did my friend literally owns it :)
"Why is the hallway curved like that?"
Because you're on a ring in space, Kevin...
a ring of fire?
@@thelaw7772 YES
@@thelaw7772 a burning ring, even!
I had no idea
The way you said PlayStation lmao I just choked on my coffee damn you sir
Seeing Kevin get frusterated by this really makes me want to see him play Hey You Pikachu
*guy enters room clapping his hands*: "Yes, you've done it!"
Kevin: "Open fire!"
*oblivion music kicks in*
"SAVE IT FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES, *BIMBO!!!* "
God that was freaking hilarious!!!
10:14 as a dutch person I can confirm that we do indeed talk like that
I too am dutch, and I can confirm it too
12:10 - "Then why is it here??? Why is ANY of this here?!"
I've watched this video over a dozen times when I'm feeling crummy, and that line never fails to make me chuckle. 😊
OMG I loved that "Oblivion Dialogue" sequence with the music :D
Basically, Kevin is struggling to communicate with the female for a 15 min straight, no big deal for me
Eh, a regular Tuesday for Kevin.
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
That oblivion conversation got me.
I love you man, I love you.
"riu goe tue guestruum tu"
"the bathroom, ok"
"where did you get bathroom from, just where..."
my sides hurt from laughing
This is one of my comfort videos. I always come back to it.
When you're not paying attention and he suddenly says your name
Day ten of telling Kevin; you're doing a great job! 💯
these comments are kinda old and overdone, i don't think kevin needs constant reminders and pampering
@@IamTealeaf maybe he doesn't; I don't know for sure. Neither do you. I just want to show my support to someone I very inspiring.
My Alexa responded when Kevin said "Alexa, open door panel"
Did she open the door panel?
@@wessltov yes, and then an identifiable creature walked through the door, so I talked it to death
@@Lumixxy Bit by bit I hope?
Wow your Alexa works congratulations....
@@Christian-oi7sd who made you mad
"Shoot mouth!"
*"Where?!"*
"ON ITS FACE"
WOW WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO?
Yeah that was my favorite moment lol
Kevin: “Shoot left eye!”
NPC: *doesn’t*
The NPC has become deviant
Dominic Cruz underrated
*We Are Alive*
NPC become human
"SHOOT MOUTH"
"WHERE"
"ON ITS F A C E"
He's running out of fear. Isn't that the normal reaction when you hear Kevin approach?
3:16 My Alexa recommended Relaxing sounds to help with that.
First he actually played the tutorial and doesn’t have a “but” in the title. *Points Water Pistol* “ALRIGHT RTGAME HANDS UP! WHERE’S KEVIN? “
3:17 thank you for the jumpscare when my Alexa suddenly woke me up (while I was falling asleep with yt videos) to tell me she didn't find the door panel 😂😂
When you were getting frustrated with her constantly misunderstanding you, then she was suddenly impatient with you in return, I couldn't hold it together anymore. 😂
"Subscribing to RTGames before Kevin."
*BAD!!!*
@CJED Slice and dice, brother.
@@Longshanks1690 why is your username so damn long
"Shoot mouth!"
"Where?"
*"ON HIS FACE!!!"*
WOW WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO?
Lmao yeah that was my favorite part
Father: DAUGHTER RUN TO THE BASEMENT BEFORE THE BOMBS. DROP
daughter: the bathroom
This is why your mother left.
This playthrough was so freaking hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing at some parts. What a lovely partnership between you and the poor AI lady.
I just want to GENUINELY thank you for this video, because I was laughing SO hard that I went into a coughing fit & LEGITIMATELY nearly lost consciousness. It's extremely rare that I laugh like that anymore. You brighten my days since I discovered your channel XXX Thank You XXX
Despite all the videos on ps2 games, we've only scratched the surface on horrible ps2 games, I believe.
Good, the more the better. The content Kevin gets out of it is always gold.
*save it for someone who cares, BIMBO*
The RE music was a great touch
@@ZeldaCDI99 It's Oblivion music isnt it?
@@jakaime yeah I'm pretty sure it's Oblivion music
*And thus, the pre-alpha prototype version of Conner has been unveiled!*
The oblivion segment killed me, my family will be presenting murder charges
I wish I could see this from her point of view
*looks up at security camera*
"Think about it"
*3 seconds later*
"I've thought about it I dont like you"
2:15 Kevin does not only break games but fixes them. Sometimes?
Kevin: Drink the wine.
me, without thought or pause: *grabs my glass*
HAHAHAHA
Literally crying at your (understandable) frustration here, Kevin 😂😂
The bathroom? Okay.
7:40 ON HIS FACE! maaaan i laughed so hard i got headache! You have to play more of this game Kevin xD
12:34 I think Kevin is insinuating talking to Nikki from app nana is better use of his time than playing lifeline.
Day 82 of thanking Kevin for being awesome and making me laugh every day.
I remember being so frustrated with this game. I gave up when every time I told her to her to go to "Shutter Six" she would say "Guest Room 3" and head the opposite direction.
She just really needed to know use the bathroom! Take a hint Kevin!
Kevin: says absolutely anything
Game: "ThE BaThrOom oK"
12:00 is honestly the best laugh i've had for years, those next 15 seconds are amazing.
Kevin should obey the 4 b’s
Bring, Back, Baking Bad!
Agreed
Preferably in that order, but I’ll take Bring Baking Back Bad if he won’t accept it
You forgot But ;-b
Day 1 of asking Kevin to play Tom Clancy's End War, another game with horrible voice controls
Seaman...
Alien isolation
End game is a fun strategy game without the voice commands tho
I LOVED ENDWAR
“Pleustaytiun!”
-Kevin 2k19
"The bathroom. OK."
Good!
"Go to bathroom."
"Guest room 2. Ok"
"*clears throat* Work"
*Game begins to play again*
"What the hell??"
Hey video, I love your Kevin's and watch it all the time! PRAISE BE PICKENS!
Best comment
@Drink Water oh shit there's a worthy challenger to the other comment
_in the battle of who is truly the best comment_
@Drink Water true
Kevin: messes up the calibration of voice
Kevin: WhY iSnT iT wOrKiNg
For a ps2 game the voice controls are actually pretty good
The bathroom, ok
As someone who played and beat the game, I disagree.
Idk but 2:54 "listen smart a**" had me absolutely rolling over laughing 💀
The entire video in nutshell: "go to guestroom 2"
"Ok I'll go to bathroom"
"No guestroom 2"
"Bathroom"
"Guestroom 2"
"Bathroom"
Sigh "die already"
It's like one of this old text adventures, just voice controlled and damn frustrating to play
10:21 : When my mom walks into my room without knocking.
okay but the oblivion music during the convo is just the cherry on top
I died when you put Oblivion music over that awkward conversation 😂😂😂
Kevin, I honestly like ur voice even though lifeline doesn't.
Your Dutch accent is amazing! I mean, it's nothing like a Dutch accent, I thought it was Swedish or something, but I died laughing when I found out it was Dutch.
Hey Kevin, just wanted to say CONGRATS ON THE SUCCESS OF YOUR CHANNEL, I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS AND WATCH IT ALL THE TIME
This video reminds me of why I subscribed to this channel. Absolutely hilarious stuff. I was thirsty but I was just sitting here with a glass of water and unable to drink because I was laughing so hard.
6:39 I couldn't stop laughing after that lol.
9:00 Freaking best part of the video. That reminds me, PLAY MORE OBLIVION!
Yes Oblivion!!!