TOP 30 FUNNIEST WRONG NUMBER TEXTS
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- Top 30 most hilarious responses to wrong number texts that will make you laugh all day. A good sense of humor can save even the most hopeless of conversations!
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Someone text me "Who's this?" I replied "It's me, is that you"
🤣🤣🤣😂
😅😅🤣🤣🤣
😂
😂😂😂🤣😂😅
Hahahaa
Wrong number : Hey Sam do u know that I got your girlfriend pregnant
Me: What!!! Why do you do that
WN:Sorry but it happened
Me : I thought we were friends 😭
WN: Who is it?
Me: Samuel
WN : Surname??
Me: Shoemaker
WN: Sorry Samuel I thought I was texting to my friend Samuel Alexander
Me:....... How can I believe u, u got my GF pregnant
WN:No Samuel ..... I promise I did nothing to your GF
Me: I know I'm single😂
great umang 4 once in my life I actually smiled
LOL
😂
Lol
But is your name really Samuel shoemaker?
So I'm watching this when I notice my battery is getting low. Then I plug my phone into charge only to realise it's the battery level on the video I was looking at.
Now THAT'S funny!! Better than the video, actually!!
Yeah, noticed that, too!! 😆
I almost did that too! Then I realized mine really was low!! 😂
LOL
I was like 100 lol
The one with the dad asking if the mom picked up the idiots was hilarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My favorite one
Lol true
12:09that's hilarious😂😂😂
Sorry, wrong video
Lol
lol
hahahahahahaahha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks for ending my suffering i didnt even watch the video
Lol XD your hilarious aswell XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:17 “ Do I Look like An Amy " OMG THAT IS SOO HIlarious
I thought bout bts army🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol I thought it said do I look like an army?
I get a morning devotion and forward it to my mom. I accidentally forwarded it to my boss one day and he texted back "amen"
Lol oof
Lol
Lol
I texted a wrong number today about math homework.
They said they haven’t taken Algebra in 6 years and then wished me luck on the homework.
I don’t know how to react.
@@storykeeper3289 hi Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG (Yes I memorized that and if your born in August like me your birthstone is peridot and sardonyx or how you spell it)
Story Keeper Nah that was supposed to be a reply for small peridot
😱👌
Yellow Diamond : Well played.
Smol Peridot : You thank them; where are your manners? ;) (And possibly ask if they have any friends who are good at Algebra and might be able to help you.)
Remarkable how 60 odd random people all text with with perfect spelling, grammar and punctuation all write in exactly the same style and voice.
B. Hagedash, this is so fake!
It’s not like they got screen grabs of the texts- had to recreate them obviously
Voice in literature and creative writing: www1.essex.ac.uk/outreach/documents/voice-in-literature.pdf
Yep. And the pics look to high quality
Calling All Equestrians uhh.... 1000 $ cell phone?
"Have you seen my shotgun" 😆🤣😂🤘
Best response from a dad.
This was my favorite as well!!
Good luck Billy
Marie's dad has a little surprise for you
😂😂😂😂
I cracked up
Yes this was the best. I was searching for this comment 🤣.
Despite the very real possibility that these are fake... the Harry Potter-one killed me, rofl.
lol same!
😂😂😂😂😂
Heh heh heh
Lol
Really!
I got a wrong number wishing me good look with my dancing .
I lost my legs in Afghanistan. ☹
O so sorry to hear that, dude! Thanks for your service to our country!
@@phlushphish793 how do you know you live in the same country as lee coomber
Salute
Here is a real one that happened to me.
(Unknown Number) Hey, this still your number?
(Me) I'm not Ivan.
(Unknown Number) LOL, How did you know I was looking for an Ivan?
(Me) Because I've gotten a phone call for him every 3-4 months for the last five years.
Lol it happens to my granny's number too..
Some people ask her about Nevy and we do not know who she is..they even invite my granny's no to Nevy's family whatsapp group lol
Funnier than all of those combined..
Druxinor 😂😂😂😂
I get calls and texts jeffs brother every so often. Im in california he's in south carolina. I kept telling him hes got the wrong number. But we're actually cool with each other now.
This is great...
'Do I look like an Amy?' That one cracked me up!!
Lol I saw this one while scrolling down here
I once got a wrong number text that said "Marcie! Did you know that Kevin is uncircumcised?"
drdan75 they might be jews lol
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Quick question-
Does this look neutral enough to you? Best one.
Me: hey mom, just want 2 wish u happy holidays. Love u bye
Wrong #: this is not ur mom, but thanks 4 the text, u reminded me of my daughter who a few years back passed away during the holidays 😢
Me: im sorry for ur loss and Merry xmas ☹
😲😢
Oh, that's just horrible. :(
that's really sad😔😔😔🙁🙁🙁
Thats a hard one. 😥
Omg 😭☹☹☹
These are so funny! Loved them! A lady texted me by mistake once. For some reason I decided to act like I knew her. She was in Ohio and I'm in GA. I told her I was so excited and relieved to hear from her...finally. I said the job was done and I needed her to help me get rid of the body. She kept texting saying she texted me by mistake and who was I . I am in my 70s and realized I was scaring her. I felt bad then and gave her my real name and told her she could find me on Facebook. I apologized for scaring her. The neat thing was she actually found me on FB and we became good internet friends. That was a few years back and we laugh about how we 'met'. I'd even like to meet her someday. 💙
Judyp77 That's such a funny story! You are very creative. :)
Sweet.But thank goodness you werent a serial killer!
@@Tempe1962 ....lol...I know. Or that she wasn't one! I gave her my full name a bit hesitantly. 😌
@@scootermom1791 .....now I like for telemarketers to call so I can mess with them. Got the idea from the ppl on here that film what they do. Funniest stuff ever. When they call my grandson he interrupts them to say loudly, "daddy, is that you? Where have you been? We thought u were dead!" He pretends he is crying with excitement. Course the telemarkers hang up. I did it a couple of time too. Very fun. If the caller is a woman we just change out the word dad for mom. Loved the shocked reactions. 😱
Wow, that must have been scary for her 😂
For people with perfect text grammar and spelling, they sure can be pretty forgetful of their loved ones numbers.
One day, I thought I was texting a friend I was on my way to visit:
Me: Hey, should I come up to the front door, or the basement door?
Not-My-Friend: I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
Me: Oh, man! So sorry!
Not-My-Friend: That's fine. You couldn't come through the basement anyways, that's where I keep the bodies.
Me: !!! (LOL)
Ummmmmmm...that's not a funny joke
I bet he rapes them!!!
Man be careful
This is what happened to me:
Person: Hey cuz
Me:whos this?
Person:Alex
Me:wrong number
Person:oh okay.
5 months later.
Person:hey cuz you out of work yet?
Me:still me Alex.. 😒
I had someone text me once and it was apparent that he was thinking he was talking to a married woman he hadn't seen in awhile and he wanted to basically set up a date.
I told him I wasn't the person he was looking for and he asked who i was. I said " God ". 😂🤣
I got a new cellphone & got a text from 'Claudia' inviting everyone to the soccer game. So I texted back, 'OK, & I love you.' She had a male friend call me!
Seriously, the comment section is more fun than the video. Hit like if u agree.
Watching the video feels like getting waterboarded and looking at the comments feels like a breath of fresh air.
especially for brightside videos..
I disliked your comment. I don't like beggars.
Depends.
For real
As a fellow father of 2 beautiful daughters, and possibly a 3rd on the way (not sure if girl or boy yet).
I loved number 4. Made my day, that's something I would txt my daughter's, if that happened to them.
I hate how fake most of these are.
Kricket *ALL OF THEM ARE FAKE.* (Not including the ones they changed)
Kricket they recreated the originals.
I find them funny
I was trying to think of something funny to say but I couldn't think of anything so i'll just be quiet.
They are fale the are for fun
“Steady on, dude! I only asked about the car...”
That was good
12:09
Thats so hilarious 😂
Oh sorry wrong video
Lol
Me:"I still want muffins anyway"
Hahaha! Always text your dad when a guy cheats on you. Hahaha!
Amber dolphin1210 RIPEX
That was a good dad.
Oh look , Rena Rouge
Who else just wasted 12:08 minutes of there life....yep not getting that time back...😑
lol
Well I did not waste the time - i read the hilarious comments xD
You won't regret about it if you have read the comments 🤩😂
meee..... probaly... *shrugs* but i think it was prob worth it tho!
Me: Mama, can you ask daddy to pick me up from school?
: No!
Me: Come on. I don't want to be here.
: Noooooooooooooo!
Me: The teacher said I should go home.
: Why don't you ask your daddy yourself?
Me: because he doesn't know how to use the text. He wouldn't answer, he's too old.
: but you've been talking to him this whole time.
It took me a while to reply back.
Me: Ok.
Dad: why did the teacher tell you to go home? What's wrong?
Me: nothing, I took a niacin pill to look like I was sick, it's gonna wear off soon so can you come and get me?
Dad: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LOL
I don't care if those are real messages or not, they made me laugh so hard I was crying 😂 ROFL
I texted the wrong number once, I was trying to contact my mom to see if she can pick up some Dr. pepper and I accidentally asked my friends mom... The best part was that the mom actually told me to come to their house to hangout and let me take off with a box of Dr pepper cans
This is a legit txt I got!
"Hi good morning, this is Maria Martinez, I just called and spoke with you earlier. I wanted to place an order for a baby shower for
Saturday, November 3
"It's a Girl"
Colors: gold, lavender & white ( if possible)
Address:--------------
Humble, TX ------
Email:--------------
Thanks!
Me: This is the wrong number.
Oh I'm so sorry!
Me: That's OK. Congrats to the Mom-to-be!
LOL thanks!"
Christin S. lol
Wow. Ten at night, and my iPad decides it would be an awesome time to turn the sound all the way up. My room is RIGHT next to my grandmas, and the walls aren’t exactly soundproof. I heard he get up and I hear her footsteps. Wish me luuuucccckkk!
Loved the Gloria Gaynor, had me in stiches😂😂
0:48 I want that standard cat!! (Unfortunately, I currently have a standard beagle, who would likely treat the standard cat like a standard meal.)
Give me ur beagle for my dog to eat I have a Bully
it was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
namjoons_expensive gurl We found a video more jamless than Jimin.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
namjoons_expensive gurl watch it again and maybe you'll remember this time around....😂😂
@@pradipkumarborah8794 Why you got a girl dp and male name?
@@insearchofpeace2151 actually its my fathers account.. So his name has been given here.. And the dp belongs to me😁😁
Once got a wrong text but this woman asking if it was ok to come over to her friends house for tea, I said sure 😂
It would be a lot funnier if the corney early 90's 'america's funniest home videos' theme song didnt play in the background
The gloria gaynor really got me😂😂😂
Short and best..
x: delete my no.
y: who r u?
😂
As a potterhead, the Harry Potter one killed me, it was hilarious 😂
My married sister once text her lover she was having an affair with to my phone.
Dad, you're dastardly!
I will remember that line forever...
Ecl1psed276 I liked that too!! ;)
What is this, the 1900s?
Too bad we didn't get a picture of Muttley :)
*I didn't find any of those funny.*
D Hoosier *SAME*
Wait did you just reply to your own coment (
Same
D Hoosier me too, also they are maid up not real
Raihan Lyla read again...
anyone who's watcing in 2019 you know we got a DELETE FOR EVERYONE option 😅😂
Okay... the Gloria Gaynor one got me laughing. Especially since I was singing her song the way it was in The Replacements. XD
Have you picked up the idiots?
Dad you are so dastardly...
GravellerGear xd
i.didnt
GravellerGear reminded me of my brother(with the nickname RAT
@@aosanshou Yup.
Either every third person in the world is called Suzy - or there's some unexplored reason why phones belonging to Suzys, can magically repel attempts to text them. Who knew? The number of Suzy-related mentions (that I see in wrong number compilations) is abnormal.
Perhaps scientists should investigate this phenomenon. The possible benefits of harnessing this amazing power, are endless. You could ensure unwanted spam doesn't reach ur phone, by pretending u name is Suzy, when u buy a phone. Do u have a stalker? Again, convince ur phone, that ur actually called Suzy, etc.
I love you.
Quite a compliment. Thanks! :)
Crazy Hai No problem xD
This is so sad! Suzy play despacito
Hydrous caperilla sayin esta noche
Ha ha - these are absolutely hilarious!
Signed,
Bright Side's Mother
someone sent me a pic of a random plate of food once.
Oh no, that was me! I wondered where that went.
OH MY GOSH @Laura, how did you find out it was @Coffee? XD you two, that’s hilarious in my book ;)
Lol
More believable than any of these convos
I hope you ate it 🙄😝
" I've eaten a Sausage "
My inner voice OH YEAH
I call BS on #23. What kid even used the word "dastardly"
Camera2Studios Right? Those were my thoughts exactly.
Its all fake
Wait I do....
Batman from the 60's?
@@brandyf1932 seems about right
These are Hilarious, really especially the one with the girls all in one picture
And yet another
I got a call about your truck
Me: Really? Is it about the smell?
?
Me: Give me a chance to clean it out the bodies stunk it up something fierce
Who is this?
Me:WHO IS THIS?
And I wonder why nobody texts me☹️
Mom:Amy?????
Man:-sends picture of him confused- Do I look like an Amy to you????
amy means mother in urdu/hindi, though its pronounced differently, more like ammy
Luny Cipres I never knew that!
yeah it only makes it more funny XD "do I look like a mother to you?"
Luny Cipres Lol
Kawaii Poop I love your pic.
Someone once sent me the following texts : "Coconara n fantasia".
And later:
"Hi this Dororhie from postmate i am at the location they are out the titanium but they do have coconara and fantasia please let me know”
I still have no clue what that was about.
Someone was asking for an eye doctor and I've answered that they really does have problems with their eyes because this is the wrong number 😂.
Thank you, Bright Side. Yesterday, Valentine's Day, was harsh and challenging. Has been since my husband died. Yesterday was the sixth Valentine's Day without him and while all day that huge lingering pain tried to surface, I kept it stuffed down. Ignoring what I feel is always problematic for me. Triggers irritability, loss of focus, and my addiction. The trifecta of awful. This morning I awoke sad. Going to sit with the sadness today, honor it when I feel it. But watching this video, I did chuckle a few times and it felt good. So good. Let me know that while I am sorrowful today, I'm not so deep into the grief as to be lost in it. So, again, thank you. You might have intended just to amuse and entertain viewers, but you ended up helping this one.
im sorry about your loss
@@darci4434 Thank you! Been a rough couple of days. I feel better this morning. Lighter. The pain of that severe and fundamental a loss never goes away and contrary to what professionals like to say, it doesn't get better. But it does move back below the surface and today I feel that shift. Still, your sweet note gave me a teary smile and I'm so grateful.
Gods, dad's the best! -_-
Ok, I liked the Harry part. Liiittttt!
Me too
YER A WIZARD HARRY
I'm going to make up 30 wrong texts, but I'll make them believable.....and funny.
haha!!!!
OK good luck.
show me wrong text
@@darci4434 0:18 - 11:46. You're welcome.
@@aralitra he meant the ones you're going to make.
This happend to me
Random:Hey your getting on my nerves, you stole my milk give it back!!!
Me:When did I steal us milk?
Random:About a month ago its mine give it back
Me:Are u sure u want it back, it sounds manky
Random:Just give it back or ill call the police
Me:What!!? Who even r u??
Random:Dialling...
Me:I dont have ur fricking milk I think I would notice the smell
Also me:How do I know u and how did u get my number??
Random:Sorry wrong number, thought u were my granddaughter
Im shook...
*Who sent you all these text combined?*
i was trying to do a not to laugh challenge but i lost at 2:39 and now i can't stop laughing
bts كوكي armYY--
Osanji Dev armyyyy
bts
Yeah, that one was actually funny. 😆
I knew when i saw "harry" it was gonna be somethin about hp lol
Suga XD haha aw cute profile picture
I was surprised but loved it.
ginny weasley hey army!
Same, bro.
Him_ 2:33
Me_ borger?
... And we become best friends forever, and forever subs of pewds
Hey dude meet me at the gym at 4:50 ok?
Me:who are you?
Is this Dylan?
Me:No this is patrick
I think I startled my pooches because I laughed so loud.
Have seen my shotgun ...hahahahahha
“Ok, so we’re targeting the National Bank.”
“Sorry, you have to wrong number. But hey, thanks for the telling your local police were the next robbery is. See you in court!”
I had someone text me about a mattress a few years ago. I played along with some janky mattress pics I found on Google. It was too funny. They finally asked who I was and I sent them a Sanford & Son pic. The next day I found another mattress pic on Google, with a guy carrying a stack of them on his head and told the person I got a new shipment in if they were still interested. They told me not to text them anymore. 😂
So when do we see the funny ones?
i really love bright side... but i think that their 'wrong number text' videos and any other videos that have the word 'texts' in the title are CLICKBAIT
*YA THINK JIMMY?*
you shouldn't be living bright side. most of its contents are fake
Yh
8:24 I feel you. I keep getting texts to "Sally", and they're all from CVS. This girl is never gonna get her medicine
Hmm. All these kids must be Veterans since every single conversation is sent from a device set to Military time.
@Lian Greaves yesss thanks that´s exactly what I thought!
That last one that one made me laugh
Axl Pelkey same here 😂😂😂 he had cool parents lol
At 2:19 that picture was not a cat it was a chihuahua
Puppy Pups well duh.He was just being funny.
Low IQ
Are you sure?
Puppy Pups. Thanks, I never would have guessed!
No freakin dur
they were all funny but 2:40 cracked me up the most LOL
OMG! This have me in tears I'm laughing so hard
#1 dad has good taste to ask for cognac
Do ppl actually by accident text their teachers??
I mean I live in the UK- maybe its an american thing 2 hav ur teachers no.
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Yes, it's an American thing. Yes, teenagers have some teacher's phone numbers and emails to contact them regarding homework assignments etc. No excuses for not having homework done I guess. However, who wouldn't triple check the number when they are about to start it out with diarrhea?
No, it's not only an American thing, there are countries in Europe where teachers trust their students enough to give them their no
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I'm in France and I was shocked when the trainee at my job told me that at her school everyone has the phone number of their teachers... So no, it seems it's not an american thing. 😕
@@MissTrixie29
Using emails is normal but texting or calling your teacher... Meh.
It depends on the teacher and also the relationship between the student and teacher I've had teachers who were more like mentors and I had their phone number but I have also had teachers who just didn't want any excuses and gave out their phone number. Also it's more of a younger teacher thing and a highschool thing. I haven't had any professors give their number because we have apps to communicate in a DM way instead of emails and I know in elementary school many teachers give their number out to parents but to students I've only seen in HS
The diarrhea text is the one that made my day 😁
2:53 so me right now after a break up 😂
When you text your mum but were meant to be texting your girlfriend...
Continual Improvement and that just because they changed cellphones while you were gone, right?
Continual Improvement,
Continual Improvement I
B E L T I N C O M M I N G
Son: Hey, we banging tonight?
Mom: Pete, you know that I’m married right?
Son: What?!
Mom: I wish I had a abortion...
How they collect all those texts from public???????
Shahin Sultana yeah... I wanna know too!
People submit them to websites all the time, and most of these are FAKE and just rehashes of old text changing some names/places/events.
Nah... I'm pretty sure this "Bright" Side guy/chick hired Anonymous or any other "expert" hacker (maybe some of his/her friends) to get all of these "messages" from those "conversations" and of this way he/she could get a good profit from these videos
Mayra Navarrete nice theory
Yeah 😞😞😞
I received a text once :
"Hey Tom we met last night. You interested in hooking up."
" My name is not tome. I am not a guy."
"You sure you not Tom."
"The last time I went to the bathroom I am sure I set down."
"LOL!. Sorry."
Change 'funniest' to 'fakest'. That'll be more reasonable. No-one apart from the Queen would text like that
wow so fun*cough* *cough*not
That RUclips Channel ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
Hi dff
Hater
*cough cough* ...
Sigh.. that moment when you watch too many Calbel videos and all of these wrong number stories seem too tame :(
When he said Harry I thought the same thing XD
I watched this video from back to start 😂
I've had this lady call me a few times looking for someone with a very complicated name, and then decided to start telling me about who she's looking for.
I don't remember everything I just remembered her mentioning looking for that one dude, if I was was sure I didn't know this person or any these people and something about going to him going to jail again and making it a hassle to try to contact him
So yeah, idk what to deciper
I thought they were funny a.f.... I must be in a good mood
Good mood? You must've been high af lol
Nexy movie coming out soon?
2:24 I thought humans couldn’t get any stupider
I was wrong
Lol u an alien
Ethan Playz you thought humans couldn't get stupider. I guess you just proved your own point.
Blake Barbee lol like seriously dude 😂
My sister gets these things saying “Hey Gregory” My sister replys: IM NOT GREGORY
7:17.
Translation: Not Blue for a Boy and Not Pink for a girl. Pick a color that can be for either. Soft yellows, soft grays, peach, etc.
well let me ask u a sec...
*how did u bright side got all of these messeges huh??*
Its called animating fake ones
5:46 You have soooooo much high battery charge point
Back in 2011, when gasoline prices were at record highs, I happen to get a wrong-number text from a girl. She was probably middle-school age. She meant to text her friend and ask her if she'd like to go with her to Cedar Point amusement park that weekend. I replied, "You've gotta be kidding me! With gas at $4.50 a gallon and likely to be over $5 this summer, you want to go to Cedar Point?!"
These wrong number text messages were to Hilarious I was busting up in tears from laughing so hard I think I peed Amy pants.😃😄😂