A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them... 1.Bride relatives 2.groom relatives He entered the groom door and found two doors again. 1. Ladies 2. Men He entered men door and found two doors again. 1.People with gifts 2.People without gifts He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel.
That's not exactly funny because the son says that HE'S moving out so why would he pack his Mom's bags? Just a correction, he said he would live on his own so he's kicking his parents out of the house.
Lol believe it or not, I use both capital letters and punctuation when I type text messages. Most of my friends also use punctuation in text messages, but then again my friends graduated 5th grade, so no surprises there.
In class we were watching our teacher stream some thing to our monitors. I missed a part of what he was doing so I tried hitting the back arrow but then I realized it wasn't a yt vid it was actually happening
Mom: What deos IDK, LY & TTYL mean? Me: I don't know, love you , talk to you later. Mom: OK, I will ask your sister. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
when i am gone to home i realized i left my cellphone and when am home i saw 3 message in the phone mum:nico you forgot your cellphone! mum:ohh you cant read my message cause your phone is here mum:sorry bye
something which got it my mind which isn't even related to this math: find the x me: I'm sick of finding your x just accept the fact bro she is gone u lost her 🤦♀️
Boy: Hey u free tonight? Girl: Nope im expensive Boy: I meant by can i take u out today? Girl: Im not garbage Boy: *sighs* I meant by are u single? Girl: No im plural. Boy: Fineee.... to top it all off.. can i take u on a date? Girl:Im not a calendar i dont do dates Boy:Nvm... :( *REJECTION* (AAH THX SO MUCH FOR 1K LIKES
5:25 - #18 reminds me of this story: A young boy sends a letter to his father from summer camp. It read simply: "No mon. No fun. Your Son." The father wrote back: "Too bad. We're sad. Your Dad." :D
Son: Dad, I'm hungry!🍬 Dad: I'm Dad. Son: Dad, I'm serious!😤 Dad: No! Your Hungry. Son: Are you serious?! Dad: No. I'm Dad!👋 Son: Dad! I'm hungry! Dad: Ok. Here take this sandwich...🍔 Son: No, thanks. Dad: Then your not hungry!😂 Son: Bye!😤 *Like for more!*
boy: mom, dad I've finally decided to live on my own mom: we congratulate you biy: thanks, BTW I already packed your bags LOL, I couldn't stop laughing
Kyle Dickinson If I couldn't know English,why can I spell it? I mean like if they haven't teached me English doesn't that mean I can't spell it or know anything about it
True story: Once I sent a message to a friend ‘I love animals bcuz they are awesome’ and instead it autocorrected to ‘I love animal abusers they are awesome’ I felt so bad and guilty and ashamed I didn’t turn up to that school for a whole week and when I finally built the courage to go to school my friend thought it was funny to call me out on it in class 😭
+Jorden’s Post "i was gonna ask u for the name of the app...... when i started thinking i was like its gotta be fake.... considering that these people aren't the fbi! so how would they have possession of ppls private messages???"
I believe i can fly i got shot by the FBI all i wanted was a burger king but instead they gave me a chicken wing I went to the hospital They gave me a popsicle I hit them with a frying pan they hit me back with a minivan I dont know what to rhyme So i will stop looking at the time😂😂😂😂😂😂
More hillarious text messages! ruclips.net/video/fzEB2lkSbAQ/видео.html
BRIGHT SIDE FIRST REPLY :D. btw thx 4 letting me know I’ll check it out ;)
i love this omg
Oh my gosh 3rd to reply
Hi bright side!!!! I'm a big fan who knows you won't reply to this but I'm sure you are busy keep making amazing videos!!! 👍😁
To jasna storna ma angielską wersję? Ciekawe
BRIGHT SIDE these are *not* even funny bro
I put my phone on airplane mode
I threw it outside the window
And it didn't fly 🙄
cuz its not on an airplane and it’s not fly mode
@@KiouTM it's a joke
Ano04nymous
r/wooosh
Oof
@@KiouTM r/woooooooosh
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them...
1.Bride relatives
2.groom relatives
He entered the groom door and found two doors again.
1. Ladies
2. Men
He entered men door and found two doors again.
1.People with gifts
2.People without gifts
He entered the second door (people without gifts )... He found himself outside the hotel.
Sahil 123 funny!!...... not you thought lol
Sahil 123 in
Sahil 123 hahahahahahaha
Don't get it...
Animelover ;-; It meant the guy doesn't have gifts that's why he was sent back outside. Lol nice joke btw
If only everyone responded that quickly to my texts in real life...
Brandi Gabriel I think they are fake
EightBall Pool Agreed! I can still dream...
i totally agree, it would be like a dream come true. but it might happen every now and then x3
Brandi Gabriel or before u sent them
Brandi Gabriel loll yea
Son - mom I'm moving out.
Mom - that's great.
Son - P.S I've already packed your. stuff.
Me - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's not exactly funny because the son says that HE'S moving out so why would he pack his Mom's bags? Just a correction, he said he would live on his own so he's kicking his parents out of the house.
@@wickummalinda5127 ikr like they are his parents that took care of him and he tries to kick them
Aicila Lester This joke is as old as the hills. I first heard it back in the 1980’s
@@ginajones1003 how old r u?
Anyways, it is very funny
Boy: hey honey
Girl: hey
Boy: are u free 2 night?
Girl: no. I'm expensive
Like the Joke, (I'm worth $60) 😎😆
I'm worth -27 dollars
Ally SparkelzNstuff I'm worth 2 dollars
BTW Great since of humor! 😜
I'm 215677888,787788900443,78899$
You know it's fake when they use punctuation
Bobby 11 They've taken these from actually texts
Bobby 11 who even uses punctuation here in 2017 xD
Lol believe it or not, I use both capital letters and punctuation when I type text messages.
Most of my friends also use punctuation in text messages, but then again my friends graduated 5th grade, so no surprises there.
MochiDurr yeah lol xD
Michael Ledbetter
Me too, dude. My friends and I always try to use proper grammar when texting. We're not perfect, but we try.
Boy : I like You!😍
Girl : ok!😑
Boy : I think there's something missing in my hart!😔😍
Girl : I THINK THAT'S AN "E" 😶
and boy's like: "no it was a 'u' 😍😍😍😍"
Friend: what are you doing
Me: converting oxygen into carbon dioxide😎
You mean, you are doing nothing, just breathing in and out 😜😜👌🏾👌🏾
@@jayeshmakhecha4247 WoW sO gEnIoUs
MuMmA wILL bE sO PrOuD oF YoU
😂
I am enjoying more in comment section than the video 😂😂
Me too
Me too
Me too enjoying more in comment section than the video😂😂
Me 2
Uuuh I'm not really
You're on time, congratulations you're jobless like me 😁😁
Michael Gregory cracked*
Michael Greg
Ko
Sabica Ch d
Im on school summer break
CMC 123 omg I still need to wait 3 weeks😭😭😭😭
I love this channel because I can learn english. Hugs from México
Allison Velazquez welcome to USA 😀😀😀
RUclips: this video has no sound
Intro: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
And i thought im the only one who couldn't hear anything
@@amirrawnak5388 lol me too
OH SO IT IS NOT ONLY FOR ME!!!
I watch without sound anyways
I just wanted to see a text again and tried scrolling up.
5 sec. later I realised it's actually a video...
🙈
Elisa Cîmpean LOL
I can't ..".......
OMG same!
In class we were watching our teacher stream some thing to our monitors. I missed a part of what he was doing so I tried hitting the back arrow but then I realized it wasn't a yt vid it was actually happening
Elisa Cîmpean that is hilarious. Lol
Mom: What deos IDK, LY & TTYL mean?
Me: I don't know, love you , talk to you later.
Mom: OK, I will ask your sister.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Rosanna Encio hshshahhagagagagagag
BLAZE Gaming Mom didn't realize her question was answered
Ink
Aaron Khyle Encio idk means I don't know
Scout Button I copied it from the video
"Mom, i'm tired."
"Hi Tired, i'm mom."
"Mom, i'm serious."
"I thought you were Tired?"
Hahha ...gud one
“Who are you?”
*IM AM THE NIGHT!*
Me: bruh 😂
i don't get that.. 🤔 could you tell me please ?
I also 😕
This people don't know batman
when i am gone to home i realized i left my cellphone and when am home i saw 3 message in the phone
mum:nico you forgot your cellphone!
mum:ohh you cant read my message cause your phone is here
mum:sorry bye
niconico arnico I
niconico arnico say that again in english
my thumb was hovering over my phone and accidently liked your comment but my to lazy to change it so enjoy the like
Royal Billiot oh to lazy to tap it again. but taps/types an entire.paragraph
She's obviously foreign guys
1:10 TELLS HIM EAT ME
CALLS HIM CREEP
WHOS THE CREEP HERE?
him im on your side here
I dont think you get what she meant..
I mean hang
I agree alot
Lukson ikr it’s like “no...that’s....that’s not what she meant.....”
5:40 i would have absolutely no patience
Me: Dad I’m hungry
Dad: Hi hungry I’m dad
Me: *walks away*
The last one was best for me!
It will work for every person😂
I always reply: Give me a minute and I’ll get back to you. That works for me 😂
boy: So what's your favorite season?
girl: What Show?
boy:...
Girl:....
Girl: OH YOU MEAN LIKE THE WEATHER??!!
Marci Hoover ha funny ha....
Marci Hoover You copied that from The Gabbie Show
Marci Hoover that's from the Gabor show. You copied it
Marci Hoover GABBIEE YASSD
Marci Hoover Yesssssss slayyyy Gabb
something which got it my mind which isn't even related to this
math: find the x
me: I'm sick of finding your x just accept the fact bro she is gone u lost her 🤦♀️
u r an army righr
Balance
Me:And don't ask me 'Y' she left... 😂😂😂
And don't ask y
Dad I'm HUNGRY.
Hi hungry I'm dad
Dad I'm serious
No your hungry
Are you joking
No I'm dad
Heaven O lol Lolololololololol
THIS IS MY DAD
@@brisket1244 same
Heaven O lol
Heaven O its you’re
I love how perfect are their English❤❤❤❤
Srsly?!
Boy: Hey u free tonight?
Girl: Nope im expensive
Boy: I meant by can i take u out today?
Girl: Im not garbage
Boy: *sighs* I meant by are u single?
Girl: No im plural.
Boy: Fineee.... to top it all off.. can i take u on a date?
Girl:Im not a calendar i dont do dates
Boy:Nvm... :(
*REJECTION* (AAH THX SO MUCH FOR 1K LIKES
MochiDurr what part
MochiDurr
lol
MochiDurr whar does mvm mean
Christians stuff do not touch or delete C • NVM means Never mind!
MochiDurr dance
3:14 just wanted to make sure that you're reading my messages lol
5:25 - #18 reminds me of this story: A young boy sends a letter to his father from summer camp. It read simply:
"No mon. No fun. Your Son."
The father wrote back:
"Too bad. We're sad. Your Dad."
:D
Funny messages😂😂😂😂😂👍
Funny comments also.....i liked both👍
Son: Dad, I'm hungry!🍬
Dad: I'm Dad.
Son: Dad, I'm serious!😤
Dad: No! Your Hungry.
Son: Are you serious?!
Dad: No. I'm Dad!👋
Son: Dad! I'm hungry!
Dad: Ok. Here take this sandwich...🍔
Son: No, thanks.
Dad: Then your not hungry!😂
Son: Bye!😤
*Like for more!*
Liked now give more
Give more, pls
@@lpsroleplaysbarbiesandrobl2353 no
@@radheshwari9186 no it wasn't even funny
Like beggar
10:31 "Well, neither did he!"
Im dying 😂😂
The saddest thing in there is that the batteries of their phones are low, like u agree.
👇
wait 50% is considered low? I only start to charge my phone at 7%... lollll XD :)
i know i start to charge mine when its at 20 and it says plug in charger
Cruise Ship1912 you know who has attachment on their devices
X
What is so good about likes
I thought there would be this one:
Son: Mom I'm hungry.
Mom: Want a sandwich?
Son: No.
Mom: Then you're not hungry.
Son: 😒
That's my mom
Thats not even funny
Is there a joke I'm not getting?
Where's the joke?😕
@@perlaramilo8959 Here
You know what, I, appreciate that.... not many people put the thumbnail In the video first
RUclips: This video has no sound
Me:**Hears Bright Side's intro**
Me To RUclips: Am I a joke to you?
“This video has no sound”
Has into music
Ikr lol
Ugh my first video is so quiet because I don't talk to anyone
Alex Kligman i was about to comment that 😶
*intro
Alex Kligman oh phew I thought I was going deaf
No.40 was legendary
10:39 Aaron FLEXES IN and... OMG A CUTE KITTY 😍😍😍
ew
this keeps showing up as recommended so the universe must really want me to watch it
RUclips not the universe.
yeah but its not there right$.$ I don't know why I did that???
Hi
Jai Jackson lol
Jai Jackson I have a magical idea! Click the *3* dots and click on *Not interested!* Congratulations! You accomplished a huge task! 😁
Nobody uses such well structured grammar while texting like this
I do.
@@claraashdown2176 get out
Fax
But i am doing.
I do.
The last one was truly amazing
Boyfriend:Do you have any bees around your house?Im allergic to them.
Girlfriend:You're allergic to the letter B!!!!!????
Valerie Guzman no.... just
. Stop.
Op Man ikr
Almost as funny as amy schumer
melanie h
That isn't even clever. Nor funny :/
Some texts are just hilarious 🤣
I am soooo early!!! 2 seconds ago! Earliest I have ever been
78Crunchyforever iii
I NoVaAnimates I LOL sure reached them
78Crunchyforever I have been the first.
78Crunchyforever Well I'm reading your comment 3 days later. Am I second place?
78Crunchyforever GOOD JOB 😋
Starting with the thumbnail
Much appreciated
Teacher: What's your favorite season. me: pepper
More like
Teacher: What's your favorite season?
Me: of what show?
I think the best text conversations throughout this video was with "THE DADS. "😎, of course.
Chanelle Usen
Chanelle Usen k
10:32 that was really funny
I like u 😍💑❤🌷🙋 i am single
I Am Alone ..
Whut
@@MuhammadImran-ln4fz wait wut
@@MuhammadImran-ln4fz ew I disliked
@@MuhammadImran-ln4fz that's so weird and gross
*2:12*
Have you seen his skin? it's so smooth!😌
5:27 Best one 😆😂
Cipriano same
C
Cipriano, I saw the exact clip somewhere else when I was a kid
When I tried it on my dad....He didn't *just* get annoyed
He *SLAPPED* me xD
Nothing interesting here
Cipriano have you never heard that before!
boy: mom, dad I've finally decided to live on my own
mom: we congratulate you
biy: thanks, BTW I already packed your bags
LOL, I couldn't stop laughing
krystal Army ARMYYY💕😆
...
krystal Army an army???? What???? Here??? Army's are everywhere!
Armyyy
krystal Army Army
These Texts teached me to just do this emoji 😒 then say nah ;) when something bad happens
Ultra Rexy Taught*
Ultra Rexy 😒
nah
Ultra Rexy taught
Ultra Rexy too bad they haven't teached you English
Kyle Dickinson If I couldn't know English,why can I spell it? I mean like if they haven't teached me English doesn't that mean I can't spell it or know anything about it
True story: Once I sent a message to a friend ‘I love animals bcuz they are awesome’ and instead it autocorrected to ‘I love animal abusers they are awesome’ I felt so bad and guilty and ashamed I didn’t turn up to that school for a whole week and when I finally built the courage to go to school my friend thought it was funny to call me out on it in class 😭
Why didn't you text back and say it was a mistake
Jaxson Cody yeah, of course I did that! She still didn’t believe me
Geez
All Things Paper why didn’t u just say it was autocorrect?
Some friend, jeez
Enjoyed for real 🤣 thank you ❤️
Am I the only one who doesn't press ' Read More ' if they tell me not to
I reply but I don't click read more
Read more
Yep u r
Yeah
No your not
No
5:32
Me: “WHY DID YOU NAME ME THIS WAY? WHY WHY WHY!”
You’re not funny
Osana Mcgram // this was over a year ago, just a reminder :)
also i wasn't trying to be funny, i just said the next lyrics to the timestamp lol.
typxcal sorry I’ve just been going through a lot lately and I do this thing where l take my emotions out on people
Die potato die
I baked you a pie
Oh boy what flavour >:0
Pie pie pie :D
"ITS MUFFIN TIME I JUST WANNA DIE- (continue it ppl xD)
8:11 is hilarious
"And?
...rew"
0:26 ok.. who tf texts in the bath
Me 😂😂
Also embarrassing when you send a pic and someone says bye lol Idk what to respond back 😂
Angelina Allen me
MEEE
A TOTAL IDOIT..THATS WHO
9:07 my favorite type when people try to online date in roblox xD
Lol same
Do u play roblox
I love these; they are the kind where you have to figure the funny part out
These people are too smart for me
Same...
Zeynep Atik me too
I like 3:00
+Jorden’s Post "i was gonna ask u for the name of the app...... when i started thinking i was like its gotta be fake.... considering that these people aren't the fbi! so how would they have possession of ppls private messages???"
+Jorden’s Post lol.....so true
EVERY FIFTH LIKE DIES
READY
SET
GOOOO!!!!
L Wright I'm still alive
L Wright 15th like... DEAD
every dislike life
L Wright 28, I'm alive
I am alive
Anybody else scrolling through the comments while watching the video?
Alice InWonderland yep!
Alice InWonderland Ive been doing this for like an hour on RUclips..
yeah
Alice InWonderland I am
Alice InWonderland me
I thought people use short form
Like-
Thank you: thx
You: u
Your:ur
Thx is for thanks
Acronyms
Yaa people who are lazy like me use those words
Not everyone. I like to spell the words correctly. I just never know where to the punctuation marks these days.
One of my sons instructions manuals used pls for please. It was the only acronym they used, the rest was 'proper' English
1:14 wait tho aren't you the one that said "Eat me, Darling" then called them a creep for saying no in a sarcastic way...? I'm so confused....
Purple Dragon you don't get it? That Stan guy said he cannot eat fatty foods so that means he is calling this person a fatty
Kawaii Kitty how does that make him a creep
FireSniper im not the one that was texting to Stan..
Purple Dragon ii
these are fake but funny af anyway
no... they arent
snooptube MANIA arent fake or arent funny?
snooptube MANIA bc fake they are
They’re not funny
@@Deepnuds174 I thought the fatty foods one was funny but the others were ok
I like that hungry one
Wait a minute...
Who uses fullmarks when texting
I didn't even know it still existed
I went to search up grandfather clock but forgot the "L"😂😖😖
oh noes, that seems scary xD
Nooooooooo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO why that mug
OH NOOOO
Wrinkles
I have 40 questions for my exam
if these texts were my test as fill in the blanks.. I would never pass! Only pass out laughing!
So you do pass
I don't get it.
Jack: Hey Mark, you left your phone at my house.
Hello?
Why aren’t you answering me?
Fine if you don’t want your phone back it’s mine.
Oh wait...
LOL oh I got the logic now!!!😂😂😂
wh
LOL
XDDDDD
lol LOL
LOl this video is recommending me after 3 years 😂😂😁
2:15 that perfect skin tho
EstLih i wish i looked like that
EstLih racist
maya thecat I'm saying it's smooth, I'm not being racist.
WHY IS EVERYTHING RACIST THESE DAYS!!!!!!!!
Quill Arthur@cause people are tired and speaking up.thats the different,they used to get away with it.and now............well
5:36 thats from
NO ESCAPE
the movie owen wilson was on. he told that to her daughter(actor
Samson danetta bates
My be I don't kare
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
6:35 This actually happened to me 😂
Congratulations for hitting 28 million sub!!!!!!!!
Dear whoever's reading this, have a great day!!
JJRE123
Have an awesome day! ☺☺☺
thanks!
JJRE123 How can we have a great day when the federal government is spying on us?!
I don't live in the day.....
JJRE123 NO
Lolllllllllllll! I laughed so much at these 😂! Keep making awesome vids bright side! I love you!
This is one of my fave vids 😀
it's so funny I like you bright side
SteelGaming Cat ''Bright Side'' is the channels name bruh dumb asf
Shubham Dudhane yea..ll
I literally fell down on the floor laughing on number five xD
But I didn't get it pls explain
in the thumbnail i thougt the picture would be her litteraly holding a bath
Same xD
Ayesha Uddin same XS
But I have been trying to learn from the best!!!!!! And you're the best!!!!!!!!!!!
i thought the things on the top were real, so i was trying to see the notifications. after 5 minutes i realised it was a video 😂😂
Bob: there's a huge spider in the corner dad, please help!
Bob: da-ad?
dad: I am the spider, I have eaten dad, you're next!
HAHAHAHA! Just too good! Got a good kick out of these! 😉🤣
Boy: did it hurt? Girl: what when I fell from heaven? Boy: no when you popped that huge zit on your forehead.
(Useless comment time) have you ever tried to open a bag of chips but the bag and ur arms is against you
Dragon Master all the time
yes
Lol me sometimes
7:22 AHAHAHA THE DAD IS A SAVAGE DAD: HAVE U SEEN MY SHOTGUN... DANG BILLY IS DEAD 😂😂😂😂
Thanks for putting the thumbnail first 👍
has anyone noticed their battery is the same spot every message
shawn miller These arnt real texts...
shawn miller love u spy guy👌😹 made my day সেই👏💜
shawn miller yeah only thing i was focusing on 😒 Cant believe this is a fake vid
shawn miller
My battery is at the same spot as the message's battery
some of them are real but they just made them in that form of text.Because most of the text are the old ones like msg
6:47
Best mom of the year.
I believe i can fly i got shot by the FBI
all i wanted was a burger king but instead they gave me a chicken wing
I went to the hospital
They gave me a popsicle
I hit them with a frying pan they hit me back with a minivan
I dont know what to rhyme
So i will stop looking at the time😂😂😂😂😂😂
Marcel Wojciechowski i can believe i can fly i got shot by the fbi all i wanted was a bag of chips but instead i got shot to bits
I believe I can fly,
im responding to this comment just dont ask me why.
I believe I can fly
Bye
I believe I can fly, I got shot by the FBI, all I wanted was to deal with it, now I'm sad,I got shot to biiiiIIIts!!!
i believe i can fry i believe i can toutch the fries
Superb 👍🏻😁 I love this
5:38
That's literally my dad...
Get a life.
Loveinglife XD 7:37 is mine!!! LOL
She was saying about how they joked. Jesus little kids. Smh
Loveinglife XD lol
Rhtu gi uhtgkkgutktpyzyp"0tujdjx g hj de jexjdufuL
D b vfygif use l tu l
# funny ( forgot #) mom "How is our pregnant little daughter? " Daughter " Mom! How did you know? " mom " I meant perfect. "
" wait! WHAT!?!?!? " #EXPOSED
Number 22 6:36 is best in my opinion. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭number 2 is also quite hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭
OMG. This just made my whole year.
10:43 I thought it said a lovely potato
So what if it did hmph 😑
Nightmare Lelbit I did too xD
Nightmare Lelbit lol😋😛😜
lol
Riley Thompson ???????????l?l????ll
I don't want to join the bright side I want be w/ Darth vader
Squishey_USA ii
Wildplayer1132 XD dab
Squishey_USA 9lol
Squishey_USA join the dark side we have cookies for you
Squishey_