@@Grisha123should we even really consider it interactive media? This is less than that, this is just sensory videos controlled with a controller or mouse and keyboard
@@insmashbaby4347 bro didn't know what a texture is and just modeled in everything with actual polygons 💀that's why all the models looks so fucked up and bumpy
Dear [Name], I just wanted to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude for all the support you have shown me on my RUclips channel. Your comments and feedback have been incredibly valuable, and have motivated me to keep creating content that I am passionate about. Knowing that there are people like you who appreciate my work and take the time to engage with it, means the world to me. It inspires me to push myself to new heights and create even better content for you all to enjoy. So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for your support. I couldn't do it without you! Warm regards, [Your Name]
I like to think the game using 287,503,456,109 polygons for one model alone managed to somehow make the videos buffer due to the sheer amount of space it takes up on the computer.
The reason why the media share wasn't working was because every character in the game is made of an absurd amount of polygons and Its breaking his entire pc
It's so funny knowing the reason why the game is bringing Carsons PC to it's knees, it's because the game is so unoptimized and has do many unnecessary polygons to render, that remote alone has more than like SM64 or something
I’m convinced this game is perfect for Carson and the crew, boring and mid as all hell but fun to fuck around in and mediashare to get some stupid laughs. And it’s made for children, so Carson’s humor and attention span finally get captivated and stimulated.
I could watch him playing this for an entire month, I've re-watched this video and the vod more times than i can count. I'm literally addicted to how funny and entertaining this Livestream was and I'm only hyped for chapter 3 of this lazy ass game so i can finally get a sequel to this masterpiece
It is so wild to come back to this video and know there was some form of structure to the series to watching the most recent ones and being absolutely confused by the plot. All while watching Carson descend into madness. 😂
This game feels like an extreme bitcoin miner because of its performance but it isn't. For some reason, the devs thought that higher poly models meant higher quality, so they jam packed a majority of the character models, including the remote, to consist of like 1 million+ polygons for some god forsaken reason. Even with my extremely surface level knowledge of Blender I made a remote that looks way better with around 15 polygons in like 5 minutes. Even without streaming and background processes its a marvel that this game can run at all.
The paradox of the devs putting major effort into making the models so unnecessarily high poly. I can't even begin to comprehend how they managed that. How you gonna make a remote with more polygons than Super Mario 64, but it looks simple and low-poly?
something about this games optimizing ruins stream related things (media shares donations etc) it probably has something to do with the character models having too many polygons and the 200mb floor textures
the "t" death screen was just the devs telling carson to get a t-shirt embroidered with a picture of the t-shirt to go along with his hat embroidered with a picture of the hat
watching carson play mediocre horror games is like watching jerma play unity simulator games. an amazing passtime
You are being incredibly kind by calling this mediocre
@@torgor_ you're even more kind by even considering this a game
Is it even horror?
All 3 descriptors of "mediocre," "horror" and "game" are equally incredibly stretches of the imagination.
@@Grisha123should we even really consider it interactive media? This is less than that, this is just sensory videos controlled with a controller or mouse and keyboard
Banban sounds like he has been working a dead-end office job for 20 years.
I mean he was stuck in the camera room soooooooooo
Bruh he HAS been.
Banban knows that he's just a sh*tty horror game character and he is MAD about it.
cause the voice actor has been
“So, I’m a developer…”
fun fact the model for the remote has more polygons than the entirety of super mario 64
How
@@catbear3294bro idk how this game even runs lol
The models of the monsters have millions of polygons, thats why the videos kept buffering
that and every sing model created for the game
@@catbear3294 they just kept pressing the fucking subdivide button in blender i guess
fun fact: the reason why this game runs so horribly, is because each model has an absolutely insane amount of polygons for some fucking reason
@@Pats1234 the euphoric brothers worked in the movie industry?
@@Pats1234 so that's why I have a 3060 and still lag
How bad is it compared to other games?
@@40watt53 well, banban, the big red guy, has over 200,000 polygons, i dont know how exactly that compares to other games but it is really really bad
@@40watt53 For reference, 2B in Nier Automata has about 90k polygons, and she's the -eye candy- main character
I like how the snail is in the video for like 10 seconds but in the stream if felt like he was stuck there for 10 hours.
It's so bad that the devs made this seriously. If they went full on jank they'd have the best game of all time ngl.
They tried their best
they put all the effort into the polygons for the models
The stream share is laggy because each model is like 7000000 polygons
That’s true btw for anyone curios, the super scary bad guys are made up of like a trillion separate parts. Like how did they even do that
@@insmashbaby4347 bro didn't know what a texture is and just modeled in everything with actual polygons 💀that's why all the models looks so fucked up and bumpy
The game uses ray tracing. That's the major cause of lag.
They're all unoptimised 3d sculpts
I'm pretty sure Banban alone has more polygon's than the entirety of Mario 64
I never realized horror games could be funny until carson SOMEHOW unlocks that potential
Implying this game could scare anyone lmfao
@@sheez7734 you right
Real horror games can be incredibly funny. Also carson is just funny on his own and that's the only reason this video was somewhat enjoyable
@@FeeshUnofficial you are right, I get scared easily so thats why I thought this way
@@MadMax_8509 ah fair enough. If you want some funny content of someone playing horror games, slimecicle and slmccl might be interesting to check out
I get that it’s supposed to be a horror game but this is the hardest I’ve laughed at a game 6:56 and Carson and the clips only make it funnier
I loved when ban ban said “it's ban ban time!” and Carson soiled his pants.
wow very cool
wow very cool
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wow very cool
wow very cool
2 seconds in and the black sabbath spongebob gang edit already has me crying
has he lost his mind
@@moenke_lefcan he see or is he blind
7:51 wtf happened to those kids. Sounded like a 7 car pile up. Made my lol so hard.
Can't wait for the third game!
just a week away!
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE Can you believe it guys?!
So true, King
om
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE garten of banban 3, just a week away! garten of banban 3 is in a week!
God Carson is the perfect person to play this game his humor just works so well
i only watch this guy like once every 2 months but im so glad hes like. a real person.
Dear [Name],
I just wanted to take a moment to express my deepest gratitude for all the support you have shown me on my RUclips channel. Your comments and feedback have been incredibly valuable, and have motivated me to keep creating content that I am passionate about.
Knowing that there are people like you who appreciate my work and take the time to engage with it, means the world to me. It inspires me to push myself to new heights and create even better content for you all to enjoy.
So, from the bottom of my heart, thank you so much for your support. I couldn't do it without you!
Warm regards,
[Your Name]
how did he know my name
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE do you think Banbaleena is hot?
@@CallMeCarsonLIVE y/n
I really hope all the mediashare videos work correctly!
game is raytraced, which is eating up all the gpu power
therefore the videos can't render smoothly
@@helm2505 also the fact that every model has a million polygons
I like to think the game using 287,503,456,109 polygons for one model alone managed to somehow make the videos buffer due to the sheer amount of space it takes up on the computer.
This is probably one of my favorite Carson videos.
holy shit its christogaming01
I'm so so happy this became a video. I was afraid this gem of an experience was going to just stay as a VOD.
i love the fact that you can never tell whether the game is a shitpost or not
This is truly one of the carsons of all time
I laughed way too hard at 22:24, years later and Carson's videos still make me laugh
Frog
WRONG!
Watching this was simultaneously the best and worst thing I could have done with my time
I’m yeeking out
Idk why but the funniest part of all this is the bonk noise the drone makes when it hits shit
Frl shi is funnier than it should be 😭☠️
The reason why the media share wasn't working was because every character in the game is made of an absurd amount of polygons and Its breaking his entire pc
Carson has the power to make buffered videos funny, and I love that
It's so funny knowing the reason why the game is bringing Carsons PC to it's knees, it's because the game is so unoptimized and has do many unnecessary polygons to render, that remote alone has more than like SM64 or something
Everything Matt says sounds like a voice line for the monsters in the game
This feels like the old days of Carson video, absolutely hilarious 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
le olden days man these days are not like those days nuh uh now are the SAD days they were the HAPPY days oh how i miss them 😔
@@KemsKat what
@@testedguy what
@@KemsKat tahw
1:47 is actually my video, cool to see someone sharing it
this had the same vibe as Joel watching duende sightings at 5am with chat going ALERTA ALERTA every second
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I’m convinced this game is perfect for Carson and the crew, boring and mid as all hell but fun to fuck around in and mediashare to get some stupid laughs.
And it’s made for children, so Carson’s humor and attention span finally get captivated and stimulated.
I NEED part three immediately this is amazing
the reason why its lagging is because every model has an ABSURD number of polygons, i'm not kidding either
okay but the "if you read this fast enough you might be able to escape' bit was actually pretty fuckin' funny
8:59
I ACTUALLY FUCKING CHOKED OVER THAT- WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED?/
I really like watching these videos. It makes me forget about what happened in Minnesota
Man, this "game" is incredibly fucking mind numbing. I feel like I lost 20% of my brain and it wasn't even because of Carson's content
This is the scariest game made in 2014
my 2014 PC would cry milk rendering this horrid experience
"I want her to rearrange my insides so bad."
That sentence has two very different meanings.
9:13 POV: you are the hot pocket in my microwave
2:12 THE REAL BIG MAC MASTER
When he said "Ooga Booga! Booga Ooga!" i felt that 😔
0:24 the best part about this is that i can tell exactly what sound effect he's trying to replicate
What sound effect?
13:27 I've been following his advice for years
The times when he dies and it says "a" truly reminds me of the time when he donated $100 to a streamer in 2020 asking for the streamer to dm him.
the only thing i will ever genuinely commend this game for is the bird riding across the gondala towards you
Every time he interacted with something the intro of crawling by linking park started to play in my mind ahah
3:21 Everything reminds me of her
I could watch him playing this for an entire month, I've re-watched this video and the vod more times than i can count. I'm literally addicted to how funny and entertaining this Livestream was and I'm only hyped for chapter 3 of this lazy ass game so i can finally get a sequel to this masterpiece
2:50 foreshadowing
It is so wild to come back to this video and know there was some form of structure to the series to watching the most recent ones and being absolutely confused by the plot. All while watching Carson descend into madness. 😂
This game HAS to be a fucking parody man, like holy shit...
Posting a buffering video while the videos were buffering was unironically a stroke of comedic genius, I laughed so hard.
This game feels like an extreme bitcoin miner because of its performance but it isn't. For some reason, the devs thought that higher poly models meant higher quality, so they jam packed a majority of the character models, including the remote, to consist of like 1 million+ polygons for some god forsaken reason. Even with my extremely surface level knowledge of Blender I made a remote that looks way better with around 15 polygons in like 5 minutes. Even without streaming and background processes its a marvel that this game can run at all.
BanBan sounds drunk angry and tired. No enthusiasm whatsoever 💀
happy one year anniversary to this incredible series
Awesome video Carson! My favorite part was when you soiled your pants.
The sound of the drone smacking into things is 👌
Man I can’t believe they got Gavin as a voice actor in this game.
5:12 9:01
Same sound?!
Holy Shit
oh Fuck
i have literally never heard anyone refer to kindergarten as 'the garten'
oh god banbaleena 🤤making me act up rn
You didn’t have to comment this
Truly a Sans World Moment featuring the Sun god and the Yawning Abyss.
wow that was really cool. can't wait for banban 3!
the videos were buffering since the game's ray tracing takes a huge toll on the gpu
I love these series, keep it going Carl!
He clearly likes it!
the video buffered while i was watching i'm gonna go insane
This Carson guy beat two whole games in one sitting. He games, I think.
I love that "ooga booga booga ooga" and "girls always like, boys always tell the truth" were consistent bits throughout the stream
watched this STONED AHAHAA i really liked when the vido kept studdering tht was FUNNY ,, ight peace out lov u carson!
The paradox of the devs putting major effort into making the models so unnecessarily high poly. I can't even begin to comprehend how they managed that. How you gonna make a remote with more polygons than Super Mario 64, but it looks simple and low-poly?
I hate horror games, yet here I am watching this on a school night with two cups of coffe in my system at 1:41 am
i'm not even 5 minutes in and i'm already fucking crying lmao why is the buffering so funny
its awesome how fnaf ruined an entire generation of horror games with this kids thematic
17:49 Oh man, not again..
he clearly likes it!
after knowing a dev from the team of garten of banban made an extremely insensitive game about school sh00tings makes me wish this game never existed
something about this games optimizing ruins stream related things (media shares donations etc) it probably has something to do with the character models having too many polygons and the 200mb floor textures
To be honest, the bird was adorable
milf🥴
Why does he look like a muppet with that expression?? 14:56
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Is that when he moans or something?
@@FART_INHALER my favorite moments not moans
@@kronos7662 oh alright my bad then
whats the video on 11:13?
I’m pretty sure the videos buffering is because banban is so unoptimized, one asset has like 10000 polygonals
This is the most game of all time
The mediashares buffered so hard
19:47 that's Carson when he has to wake up
When Obama plays this game being like “old friends yeah right me and that drone were lovers”
the "t" death screen was just the devs telling carson to get a t-shirt embroidered with a picture of the t-shirt to go along with his hat embroidered with a picture of the hat
Please for the love of god keep playing the banban games
Welcome to BanBan, that's how it is the entire time!!
Had the video paused for 2 minutes thought it was a bit
I laughed way too much at 2:16
I have not been recomended your content in SOO long why is does the first in a while have to be Banban? this is epic
This was actually abysmal
nintendproX2 disagrees
Can we all agree that Garden of Banban is the most video game of all time
oh the good old drones
carson got that dial up internet
My internet went out for a little bit during the video so the video was buffering but I thought it was part of the video lol
I love undertime slopper