If that's a thing you'll actually be able to do in the new update, holy shit, I'm just gonna be walking with a ring of doom around me that destroys everyone I attack...
Phil: Puts Lead on Axolotls " They're so fucking adorable! " Person who said Speed Potion: " When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit. " Edit: Btw, Phil actually liked the Comment, but then I edited it by accident
"Dadza logs in to Minecraft and the first thing he does is find new ways to commit murder" Phil : Shush we do not talk about this. It us for experiment
"This is the beast glitch ever" To bad he didn't see the bedrock glitch where villagers would duplicate themselves and fly/teleport in thier sleep and sleep on the floor and shit.
16:26 you thought Techno's hound army and wither squad were bad, i'm telling ya if i see Phil approaching with a circle of Axolotls of death, to the interstellar score, i am running as fast as possible in the opposite direction XD
ladders and vines be harder to mlg also why tf would you bring pigs and horses to netha just to break a fall boats are also a bit harder than just placing a block honey blocks and hay only reduces dmg you still take a bit lava buckets set you on fire scaffolding is actually ok so ye powdered sno is bes now
Frost Walker should be what let's you walk on powdered snow, instead of leather boots. Leather should just help you resist the cold or slow the effect overtime. Besides at the moment frost walker isn't very practical and this would make it more practical. Also its in the name Frost Walker
I love how Phil is a 32 year old man, and is married. And when he flipped off the wither he looked like a angry teenager in their room after they got yelled at from their parents lmao
Fun fact: axolotls never reach their adult state. Unlike most amphibians, that mature and leave the water, axolotls stay in their adolescent stage forever. That's why they have a tail and those head stalk things! It is possible to force axolotls into an adult stage but it's not healthy and stressed the animal out.
Dadza: sees baby Axolotls. Dadza: “Can we make it so that they never grow up? I want a bunch of baby axolotls just chilling in an aquarium” PHILZA MINECRAFT REALLY SAW THE BABY AXOLOTLS AND JUST WENT “I want them”
retitled: Phil introduces an invasive species to an ancient ecosystem
“Phil kidnaps multiple innocent animals and drugs them”
No no
Phil looses his shit over Axolotls for 18 minutes straight
@@Angel_Gamer-mh8kr no for 8 minutes
@@quartiermeisterf9875 it was so much it spread through the timeline and even when he wasn't he was
@@kkTeaz lol
Even the Enderman is worried the fact that Phil just killed innocent Axolotls.
plot twist it was Ranboo in disguise
*Ranboo
I got 1k like poggg
@Arson Mark II Electric Boogaloo
YEAH ON RANBOOS STREAM HE DEDICATED LIKE HALF OF THE SNAPSHOT REVIEW ON PROTECTING AXLOTLS LMAOO
Ranboo was not pleased
Axolotls normally: 1x speed
Axolotls when on a leash: 10x speed
Lead*
@@dougray7019 leash is the plural for lead
Axolotls on lead + drugs: 1000x ritual speed
@@therottingvision4766 he said A leash
I hate to see kids and teens not taking their english class seriously
The enderman judging phil at 15:50 is my favorite.
"what have you done phil"
It’s Secretly ranboo
its just ranboo crying and staring at phil
@@endcity9618 yea
"Mr. Minecraft, what in the fuck."
"i want to keep the axolotls babies forever"
waxed baby axolotl in a bucket
Oh god
:0
Uhhh
give me my soul back
Step 2: Cover the axolotl in wax
axolotl army: exists
technoblade: "chat, you can name my axolotls by donating"
I'm very excited for the axolotl army. Except they will just kill them with cuteness and no-one but snap will kill the.
I immediately thought if techno as well. Pink, cute, and feral.
Mine
"And that's the story of how I just made INFINITE MONEY"
Everyone in chat was just screaming "PHIL NOOOO" throughout like the entire thing
We were suffering
Phil no? More like
Phil Y E S
We all suffer
@@honeyjar2970 why
@@cs7811 he was killing lots and lots of axolotls with or without meaning to and he wouldn't stop and they SQUEEK when they die pls
I’ve never heard a 33 year old man say” AWWWW ITS SO CUTE”to a digital animal until now
LOOK AT HIM SPARKLE
Have you heard of Jacksepticeye(although he was just 30 idfc)
Why do you say it like it's a weird thing, that is normal
I've seen a turtle do a backflip
@@iguessilikegaming9311 o h .
Philza: Kills the axolotls
Enderman: *looking at him*
Enderman: ....
Philza: I DIDNT MEAN TO
LOL
@@startal551 -_-
Ranboos dad trying to comfort Dadza u-u
@@Christiang3212 😐
Timestamp?
Mojang: circles can't be in minecraft
Axolotl: give me a lead and swiftness, watch
Observe: *S C I E N C E*
666 likes 😬
C I R C L E
Why are there barely any replies lol
@@sikrem8470 i guess the comment just speaks for itself
Phil: places baby zombie
Techno bursting into VC: "PHILZA LOOK OUT!"
Headphone users: *dies*
Kekw this needs more likes
omg lmao
That would’ve been hilarious tbh
“PHILZA NO DINT DIE EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE IN CREATIVE”
Timestamo
Philza: The axolotl are insanely cute.
Axolotl: Yes we are cute but we are killing every fuggin thing we see.
Lol
Phil did existent the whole species at 15:39
@@the_real5484 extinct*
@@dinus574 shhhh I may be American but our school system is crap
Phil: *entity crams glowing bois"
Me: sEa uRcHiN
I saw an anemone.
Forbidden pom pom
@@idkwhattoputhere7781 pom pom
My brain went "Wait this video isn't new" then I realized that I watched this live..
me irl lmao
Me too
Same lmfao
Same
Same lol
Phil: **sees axolotl**
Phil: cute!
Phil: **sees smoler axolotl**
Phil: FUGGIN *CUTE!*
ikr
Cute
🎩
🍵(´◕ ◡ ◕｀)
@@darthsicariustenebris8284 gay
@@ryanomin No u
@@ryanomin no me
10:01 There's nothing more wholesome than the face of a fully grown adult man filled with glee over Minecraft having glowy vines in caves.
water in the nether: "literally evaborates instantly"
snow in the nether: "dosent even melt"
Snow is much colder, but it’d still melt fairly quickly
@Smokes The Kitsuneso funny it would be a shame if someone is watching you
Actually there is a glitch which lets you get water in the nether
there is a way to get water in the nether put glow lichens in the nether put lava over it and then there is water
The cooler water
The axolotls spinning while on a lead is actually a feature, not a glitch Phil.
If that's a thing you'll actually be able to do in the new update, holy shit, I'm just gonna be walking with a ring of doom around me that destroys everyone I attack...
That look like brand new beyblade
I think them being so fast while spinning tho might be a glitch coz they are going as fast as they do when they are under water
Beyblade
Y e s
Nobody
That enderman when it saw the axolotls dying: *"Dude, what the fuck"*
@Í Ám ÇĥříšPP 82 by hate you mean attention right?
@@nn0vazen who knows maybe he is abandoning the channel because he hated it
@@nn0vazen nah he said in one of his video he wants hate because it's like shield whatever shit i can't understand
wait wrong reply
@@toothpasteman3400 .
Philza: see’s baby axolotl
Philza’s heart: Shit this is beautiful
“Ah chat I didn’t see anything, no snitches”
24 on trending for gaming
21 now
18 now
Just trending. Not for gaming, it’s literally on the mainstream trending tab.
@@kaladin783 it said the trending for gaming when I wrote this
@@acrab7722 what was the spoiler lmao, I haven’t watched dream smp recently
Phil: Places a baby zombie
Also Phil: visible disappointment/anger
Technoblade bursts open door: PHILZA LOOK OUT!
That's a thousand yard stare from years of ptsd
PHIL NOOOO!
5:40
ITS A ORPHAN KILL IT
Imagine: 100 leashed axolotls with speed potion boost, and then using a riptide trident on a rainy day.
And potion of water breathing or they finna die
axolotls go *z o o m*
They would all die because of the trident
the world isnt ready
@@iam4leph391 lmao that’s what I was gonna say you will just ram into all of them
Me: "New caves yay!!"
Philza: Axalotl *A R M Y*
“They’re gonna start lighting up caves with this.”
Lava: “Am I a joke to you?”
Redstone: Am I a joke to you?
lol
Let's see how many subscribers I can get off this comment! :D
Current: Nobody cares.
@@glaucxvs8732 you have 69 subs lol
@@glaucxvs8732 you are correct!
well for me
With what? New blocks??
Phil: Spawns baby zombie
Technoblade: **suddenly teleports behind him** *HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING "Ph1LzA LOOK OUT!!!"*
I actually almost heard technoblade yell that when it happened
i literally hear him
@Í Ám ÇĥříšPP 82
Stop
I swear it gets louder everytime it happens, one time he had to get a glass of water for his voice hurt TOO MUCH. Technoscreeee
Yep- I heard that
the glow squid pile looks like one of those biblically accurate angels
*F E A R N O T M O R T A L*
Ah the from Shen comics?
Or a lighthouse cthulhu
@@kiyadenham6515 *be not afraid.
its like uve never read the old testament sheesh
@@thekroomfster I was referring to the common trend of biblically correct Angels, because I am both literate as a Christian and as a tumblr user
Philza: *places Blaze on snow to freeze*
Blaze: *walks away*
Philza: You werent supposed to do that
Yeah. They don't have legs
*floats
15:48
The Endermen J U D G E S Philza the Axolotl murderer.
I WAS JUST THINKING THIS
THAT ENDERMAN IS JUST LIKE "I'm so disappointed"
He didn't even see statistics of enderman kills in his hardcore XD
it was ranboo
people at the end: "Thats a bug"
Me who findsit really funny: "make it a feature"
@Í Ám ÇĥříšPP 82 shut up
@Í Ám ÇĥříšPP 82 stop you are guei
Snow: *can be place in nether
Dream: Oh...hell yeah!
I’m not sure if that’s a pun but I like this comment either way
@Xz-Gacha:Helen-zX thanks for pointing that out for me it makes this comment 100 percent better
Can anyone hear Dream say that because I can
Powdered snow will make dreams manhunt interesting
Dudududu
7:40 ''Local man acts like child and kills 80 squids"
Then cries after killing axolotls and adopts 1000 more
local geordie
Philza Minecraft is such a humble person. He didn’t even try to take credit for any of the new stuff he added to minecraft.
@SALAH AL MANNI dadza created Minecraft it’s on his name
0
Thank you everyone
I like you or everyone
OP
Phil: Puts Lead on Axolotls " They're so fucking adorable! "
Person who said Speed Potion: " When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit. "
Edit: Btw, Phil actually liked the Comment, but then I edited it by accident
373 likes first reply
449 likes second reply
557 likes third reply
569 likes fourth reply
I broke the chain
The entire chat was just so disappointed when the axolotls died
understandable
D:
:(
Yea 😔😔
We were 😔✋
Ph1LzA’s last name: *isn’t Minecraft*
*My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*
Same
Wait no it is that’s why he called the game he made Minecraft
almost as bad as when I realised that my Mum's name isn't mum
I just love how the axolotls just circle Phil like he’s the chosen one
he is the chosen one, what do you mean
L
ONE OF US ONE OF US
ONE OF US ONE OF US
He made the game so...
I love how the enderman is just like "Wtf bro?" after Phil kills all the axolotls. 15:51
Maybe it's ranboo
Phil: **Accidentally kills axolotl**
Enderman:*disapproval*
the enderman is like: bruh.
Ranboo: "you disgust me"
the one time i actually agree with an endermen
Whats wrong with killing axolotl?
@@Sethilliano oh no
Nobody:
Swiftness axolotls: S U R R O U N D B I R D F A T H E R
Oh god
Phil fan-girling over legit everything is actually funny-
Fan-boying
Why does your pfp exist
xD
Stfu-
Pretty funny-
RUclipsrs reaction to glow squid
Phil: “he’s fabulous”
Sparklez “die spawn of satan”
Who's sparklez
@@morbidlyobesecat7829 captain sparkles
@@djzanderoni6095 and one of the oldies in Minecraft lol
@@alholbrook8292 oh, fallen kingdom
@@morbidlyobesecat7829 man this comment makes me feel old
Therapist: "Don't worry, Cthulhu lighthouse isn't real."
Cthulhu lighthouse: 8:04
The phrase Cthulhu Lighthouse gave me serotonin, thank you and have a amazing day
(1) you're a genius for this comment (2) what is Phil's obsession with creating squid clusters
@@TheBerylfly his obsession with squid clusters may be a sacrifice ritual for Cthulhu
15:46 I felt my heart melt.
Nobody:
Philza: *drugging axolots while his children are in a life or death situation*
You can put them in a bucket idk why he was doing all those tests
nobody:
Me: nobody comments arent funny
@@ichibarayt470 For fun? Lmao
Do you expect him to just log on the Smp when he's not even in the script?
@@future8406 1 what is this related to? 2 he logs onto the server even when he doesn’t have any lore ?he’s literally on the server RIGHT now
He really said “let’s see how much murder I can commit”
He is learning from techno
@@omarqassas7095 nah, he’s always like this
1:05
"And the first thing he does is discover new ways to commit murder"
Philza: *SHHHHHHHHH*
Imagine having 206 likes and no comments oh wait
Lol now its 2
Lol now it's 3
@@debrareed6306 now this is epic
@@harribo6527 thanks my guy
Philza: (Spawns baby axolotl)
Philza: 13:28 AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
The enderman just like
*"I just whithness a murder"*
That enderman had the same energy as "Hey pal, did you just blow in from Stupid Town?"
This is an almost exact ranboo quote and I find that hilarious
He was like " How could you? You monster! Aren't you ashamed of yourself? "
Endermen have lisps confirmed??
made me think of ranboo, that enderman is ranboo in his dream state or his cousin lmao
Alternate title: Phil looses his shit for 18 minutes straight
No no
Phil looses his shit over Axolotls for 18 minutes straight.
His laugh is so pure.
@@Angel_Gamer-mh8kr no 8 minutes
damn these Axolotl‘s are like an invasive species that’s set on killing everything.
Yes and im totally fine with it lmao
"Dadza logs in to Minecraft and the first thing he does is find new ways to commit murder"
Phil : Shush we do not talk about this. It us for experiment
No one:
The axolotls: *summoning circles time, boys*
Axolotl barrier
No one:
Phil: *acting like a small child whenever something cool happens*
Thus why he is the best hyperfixiation for me-
As he should!
10:02
@@user-hb6yd4nm3h me whenever i get trial mod in a discord server:
@@user-hb6yd4nm3h I was legit about to reply with that timestamp
"This is the beast glitch ever"
To bad he didn't see the bedrock glitch where villagers would duplicate themselves and fly/teleport in thier sleep and sleep on the floor and shit.
Excuse me?
you spelled best wrong
@@Moose_VODS autocorrect most likely
That glitch was so busted lololol
What about the sparkle stone spore things turning lava into obsidian?
16:26 you thought Techno's hound army and wither squad were bad, i'm telling ya if i see Phil approaching with a circle of Axolotls of death, to the interstellar score, i am running as fast as possible in the opposite direction XD
“They added” Philza you need to stop talking in third person dude.
@PawzCatz_ r/whoooosh
@@whodamncares6154 r/ihavereddit
@@whodamncares6154 r/gooutsideredditor
@PawzCatz_ go touch some grass
@PawzCatz of course it’s a mcyt stan- r/whooooosh
“You can mlg in the nether now” (slime blocks, honey blocks, cobwebs, haybales, fire res plus lava bucket)* sadness noise
You still take fall damage with lava
@@All54321 if its a 1 block deep lava only.. if its like a lava lake you wont take fall damage
@@vowkix9003 Yeah, that’s what I was saying, Mlg is with one block.
@@All54321 well yeah mlg is when you place a block in time while in sky.
Laders fines
Make a glass cage on a Christmas Tree, put water in it, then fill it with glow squids. Boom, perfect Christmas Tree Topper.
Ah, perfect!
Thanks for the idea :D
As a Hermitcraft fan, I love the Mumbo and Grian reference XD
He is so right tho
time stamp?
@@alanpelino9472 2:40 here
“How’d I get an advacement- oh they f**ked”
LMAO BEST PHILZA LINE.
I accidentally tried to like this comment twice lmao
11:51 lol
lol it is
I almsot died on that part bc of laughter
@Ella Sinnott Do skip all the way till you find a part you like?
Philza found the proper way to summon Herobrine, that's why the game crashed
Indeed
Yessir
Phil is having the time of his life watching axolotls run in circles
I mean, so are the viewers like me, it's so cute
1:31 proof Philza voiced the wither
Her: He's probably thinking of other girls.
What he's actually thinking of: 17:37
yes
@@randomsunguy ys
@@frazergamer1169 ys
🤣
@@starshapedsprinkles ys
Phil: *starts freezing to death in the snow*
Me: *gets a snowshoe ad*
𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘯
Same
Wow impressive, can't believe you made this entire update yourself
a verified person
once again,, i shall now reply
edit: eh yknow what
ill sub to u lmao 👁👁
hey
tell me how to start skyblock please
@@anon9298 wait why is verification important 👁👄👁
@@Kyrusisgone i like to reply on a random person with a verified checkmark 👁👁
@@anon9298 o h -
i love how the chat goes "AWWWWW" when they saw the baby axolotol
Philza: Spawns a baby zombie
Mojang: Ladies and gentlemen... We got em.
Straight up techno blade would be like
techno,,: PHILZA LOOK OUT AAAHHHHHHH😩
Phil: Sees cave glowing
Also Phil: *Aggressive little claps*
Aka Clit Destroyer
HOW DIS THIS GET SO MANY LIKES WITHOUT ME KNOWING TYSM GUYS!
Phil does kinda seem like a person who would break Minecraft. *he’s too swag*
he broke the very thing he created
@@jeusephcardona4649 smh
After all he made the game
I love kyoko
He even named it after himself
Lets appreciate Philza’s futurama shirt for a second..
Thank you.
“You can MLG in the nether now!”
Slime blocks: 👁👄👁
I've not really tried, but don't slime blocks just reduce fall damage and not negate it?
Slime blocks are harder to get and when you land on them they kinda slow you down
@@qisty3017 well, you can still get them before going into the nether, and you can instantly break them in survival
@@kinkajoulegend9989 they negate it however shifting makes you take full damage for some reason
Hay Bales *sad noises*
I can imagine Techno with a group of axolottles saying “The strongest survive.”
YESSSSS XD
h
Philza Minecraft: NO SNITCHES
Philza Minecraft: POSTS THE SCENE OF HIM DOING MLG IN THE NETHER LIVE
3:48 dude, if Dream sees this, he’s gonna be using this in his manhunts
"You can MLG in the Nether now!"
Hay Bales and Slime Blocks: are we a joke to you?
and ladders and vines
and pigs and horses
oh and sacfolding
boats, minecarts ,honey(and honeycomb) blocks,
and you (can) use lava buckets
hay bales just reduce the damage taken.
ladders and vines be harder to mlg
also why tf would you bring pigs and horses to netha just to break a fall
boats are also a bit harder than just placing a block
honey blocks and hay only reduces dmg you still take a bit
lava buckets set you on fire
scaffolding is actually ok
so ye powdered sno is bes now
The other options are just unefficient unlike the powder snow which is easier to use
"PHILZA MINECRAFT IS SO BRAVE, HIS THE BRAVEST MAN I EVER MET"
“Philza Minecraft, I would like to have 6 with you.”
“WaTcH mE wHiP, wATcH mE nAe naE”
@@lils426 me pardonas? Me pardonas! Me pardonas
@@ezekieljohnaguilar1249 “place bed” “booooom”
HEY MAN ITS ME MEXICAN DREAM MANNNN
“you can mlg with this”
dream: write that down..
@Hugh Sean Loterte noice
you can plais water wif the vaine loking fing
NOTED
There is 1 in 7.5 trillion chance that its gonna be a thing in minecraft..
@@misfer4710 I think It will be used because it costs the same as a water bucket but can be used in the nether and overworld
When philza happy and clap his hand he look so cute🤭😊
The Axolotls with speed: "SACRIFICe, SACRIFICE, SACRIFICE!"
LMAOOOOO
LMFAOOO
lmao
And that's how civilization began.
Phil throwing speed pots “axolotl go brrrr”
Phil puts them in the end, axolotl: I commit die noe
Your pfp-
@@djanafrancheska6976 what bout it
@@frickmrpill1835 I-
@@djanafrancheska6976 yeah?
Axolotyls: attacks in water
Technoblade: write that down, write that down!
ITS THE HOUND ARMY, BUT CUTER!
@@bisisnowhere inaccurate, nothing is cuter than minecraft doggies
@@dyland1842 yes
@@dyland1842 no axolotl’s are my dream pet super cute
They are both cute
11:50
best.quote. *EVER*.
LMAAOOO OH MY GOD
16:50 axolotl be like "protec circle activate"
Axolotls: where's the baby zombie?
Philza making sure he don’t die from glitches
He would tho, from adding too many glow squids 🥴
Ethan, have you seen my grandson??
@@owosgrandpa7590 ohgod, OwO have a family now.
@@owosgrandpa7590 sorry no 😥
@@owosgrandpa7590 I found your grandson check a below this comment
When they're going in circles with speed pots it looks like he's doing some sort of fucking ritual 🤣
My exact thoughts
2:37 GRIAN DID IT lmaoo
When you realize philz's character is based off of bleach
Nah bleach based a character off of philza hes that good
@@Silvergold-ne4mb ikr
*Wut
@@Silvergold-ne4mb no
In what?
Season three smp is techno showing up to a fight but instead of his dogs it’s axolotls.
5:43 - Technoblade has joined the game
“PHILZA! LOOK OUT!!”
Edit: 1K likes! TechnoPepe
I just realized Techno does that because of his hardcore series
i read that in techno’s voice
Imagine if he made a donation just saying: “PHIL LOOK OOOOUUUUUTTTT!!!!!”
@@stormswindy3013 yes me too
@@bladeoftheruinedking2543 yo diego was looking for u says he wants his wife and crying every night
17:16 He has become more powerful than we could ever possibly imagine!
Bro, same
Frost Walker should be what let's you walk on powdered snow, instead of leather boots. Leather should just help you resist the cold or slow the effect overtime. Besides at the moment frost walker isn't very practical and this would make it more practical. Also its in the name Frost Walker
@Í Ám ÇĥříšPP 82 bro chill they were making a valid suggestion
@Í Ám ÇĥříšPP 82 And Frost Walker is even more useless than leather.
@Í Ám ÇĥříšPP 82 arent u the guy that wants hate comments on his videos
@Í Ám ÇĥříšPP 82 arent u that guy who keeps spamming " GiVE mE hATe ComMeNtS!"
That’s smart
chat when they find out phil’s hair actually isn’t orange:
What
👁️👄👁️
bruh then what color is that
Dadza's a ginger?
It's blonde
Philza : "They're cute!!!"
also Philza : *throw them in the void*
6:08 Philza got his *real* wife now
I love how Phil is a 32 year old man, and is married. And when he flipped off the wither he looked like a angry teenager in their room after they got yelled at from their parents lmao
Not to mention he's a father of billions of crows
Fun fact: axolotls never reach their adult state. Unlike most amphibians, that mature and leave the water, axolotls stay in their adolescent stage forever. That's why they have a tail and those head stalk things! It is possible to force axolotls into an adult stage but it's not healthy and stressed the animal out.
relatable
Interesting
so basically gen z is just a bunch of axolotls
Soooo, they found the secret behind neverland?
aaweee
Dadza: sees baby Axolotls.
Dadza: “Can we make it so that they never grow up? I want a bunch of baby axolotls just chilling in an aquarium”
PHILZA MINECRAFT REALLY SAW THE BABY AXOLOTLS AND JUST WENT “I want them”
Dadza saw a baby and instantly wanted to adopt them
Lmaoooo
This is literally why he has 4 fking kids
Techno
Wilba
Tommy boi
Tubbox
And I think he is gonna adopt ranboo too .,.
That’s how he got his kids. He saw them, he goes aww, *and he adopt them*
@@Yeehaw-j6d If you look at it in a way, Tommy and Tubbo are Fundy and Dream's uncles. ._.
@@velcrozadoesart8163 ._.
Enderman: witnesses murder*
All he says to Phil in game is *hey*
True. I would’ve been like: “hey, why are you killing those axolotls?”