Turning The Titan Missile Key

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @BobDerGute84
    @BobDerGute84 5 лет назад +8564

    "I have read the terms and conditions to start a thermonuclear war."

  • @1good100
    @1good100 5 лет назад +35356

    Hey guys, LockPickingLawyer here in a missle silo...

    • @corbin4360
      @corbin4360 5 лет назад +906

      this comment is underrated

    • @misy4ru3
      @misy4ru3 5 лет назад +799

      in any case, that's all I have you today. If you do have any questions or comments about this...

    • @niccatipay
      @niccatipay 5 лет назад +602

      Launch confirmed in less than 60 seconds.

    • @bogdanivanenko8242
      @bogdanivanenko8242 5 лет назад +730

      Click at one, nothing on two, slight click on the third aaand we got it open

    • @Pousti29
      @Pousti29 5 лет назад +411

      first we got to rotate those discs as far clockwise as they will go, then get the pick that Bosnian Bill and i made...

  • @MrSingularity44
    @MrSingularity44 5 лет назад +8519

    "With that blast door open we're fu- we're vulnerable."
    Nice save.

  • @Enkarashaddam
    @Enkarashaddam 3 года назад +2328

    "Await further orders..." has got to be one of the most haunting, sobering things on that otherwise mundane checklist. One moment it's 3AM and you are following through a checklist you studied over and over, making sure the launch went fine, and the last reassuring thing it tells you may never happen in your lifetime.

    • @Daweim0
      @Daweim0 3 года назад +63

      I think putting more steps at the end of the checklist would have been a mercy. Wish I could find the checklist online somehwere

    • @bc1969214
      @bc1969214 3 года назад +75

      Await further orders, in the meantime do air samples. If no further orders when the air quality reaches this level __________ you'll need to both go to the safe and get a new codebook and follow the steps to get out.

    • @claytonkickflip7595
      @claytonkickflip7595 3 года назад +2

      Everyone apart of the Manhattan project should have been lined up against a wall and shot in the head.
      This Cold War era shit should have been left in the Cold War. Why should a handful of world leaders have keys to the continuity of a planet that isn’t fucking theirs.
      /rant over

    • @rhysgoodman7628
      @rhysgoodman7628 3 года назад +1

      @@claytonkickflip7595 well at least Hitler didn’t get his atomic bomb…
      Thank you, Britain!

    • @rfichokeofdestiny
      @rfichokeofdestiny 3 года назад +6

      @@rhysgoodman7628 Hitler never would have come to power if the Allies hadn’t screwed over the German people at Versailles.

  • @user-vt3vu4xv2l
    @user-vt3vu4xv2l 5 лет назад +5734

    Imagine the horror of getting far enough into the staging sequence and finding out that it's not a test.

    • @Halfstep2024
      @Halfstep2024 5 лет назад +660

      The Phone Booth of Time yea, sitting there the whole time thinking wtf another test...until the cookie matches, there would have to be a killer self doubt moment there for those two people.

    • @user-vt3vu4xv2l
      @user-vt3vu4xv2l 5 лет назад +397

      @@Halfstep2024 mhm, just thinking of the fact that you're essentially carrying out the orders to potentially begin a large scale world conflict that may end up with the extinction of the entire human race, alongside other missile command groups of course.

    • @shadowcarthage
      @shadowcarthage 5 лет назад +380

      the scary thing is that they drill it every day so they are desensitized to it so when the cookies do match that's it they are turning the keys.

    • @user-gq1bs1kn1l
      @user-gq1bs1kn1l 5 лет назад +194

      I would be willing to bet that none of the cookies match. All of the safety measures taken to prevent unauthorized launch, so why not implement a false safety measure to ensure that when it's time to launch the last person doesn't get cold feet. They're there to finalize 'pushing the button', not make the call.

    • @shadowcarthage
      @shadowcarthage 5 лет назад +81

      @@user-gq1bs1kn1l nah see that wouldn't make sense because then they could have an accidental launch because of a tech glitch vs them actually being ordered to really do it.

  • @monstermonty9074
    @monstermonty9074 5 лет назад +20744

    *President receives email*
    It appears a nuclear missile was launched from another device. Was this you?

  • @brianholmes1812
    @brianholmes1812 4 года назад +13584

    The fact you have to fill out a form before launching a nuke is the most military thing ever

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 4 года назад +881

      "If you did a dumb, we know who you are and that you did it
      X_______"

    • @alwaysastray
      @alwaysastray 4 года назад +311

      DA Form 69420.

    • @FreeLeaks
      @FreeLeaks 4 года назад +365

      *enemy guy comes in with all the knowledge needed to launch the missile* *reads that he needs to fill out the form* “Ight y’all just gimme a sec I gotta fill out the form!”

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 4 года назад +60

      @@FreeLeaks his partners: *h u h?!*

    • @greasereal
      @greasereal 4 года назад +103

      By signing this form you, the parent(s) are giving your child permission to launch a nuclear missile x__________

  • @Reilly-Maresca
    @Reilly-Maresca 2 года назад +571

    What this man is doing, taking history and presenting it to the public, is known academically in the field of public history as “interpreting.” He is one of the finest interpreters I’ve ever had the pleasure of watching in action, in person or online.

  • @jayyyzeee6409
    @jayyyzeee6409 5 лет назад +4491

    *turns launch key*
    "Configuring Windows updates"
    "0% complete"
    "Do not turn off your computer"

    • @DBR00
      @DBR00 5 лет назад +21

      Turns key and the Blue Screen of Death appears. :)

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 года назад +5

      @@NerdyNEET Me: Windows 10 is bad?
      *...*

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 года назад +4

      @@NerdyNEET Windows 10 can't be that bad
      It works for me!

    • @DankuwOs
      @DankuwOs 4 года назад +3

      haven't noticed a forced update, turned off the antivirus with registry, don't give a shit about my os selling data cause at this point who isn't, can remove bloatware, 99% of people don't give a shit about registry and task scheduler, and if you can't run something from a previous os you're either doing something wrong or there's an alternative.

    • @maxstone2380
      @maxstone2380 4 года назад +2

      @@NerdyNEET One of my favourite Ted Talks. 👏👏👏

  • @Sabba7h
    @Sabba7h 5 лет назад +2960

    This whole process is basically...
    "Are you sure you want to perform this action?"
    "You cannot undo this, are you absolutely sure you want to perform this action?"
    "You will not be able to save your game after this point. If you have not saved now, save now."
    "Saving game (Autosave)..."
    "This is your final warning. All available quests and missions will be unavailable after starting the finale. Do you wish to proceed?"
    *_"You may potentially be immediately killed by this action. Proceed?"_*
    ...and the player just keeps clicking yes until shit hits the fan and he has to restart the game

    • @ZeHoSmusician
      @ZeHoSmusician 4 года назад +97

      And, here, restarting the game will be like in SimCity and such, with an empty map, having to build up a civilization all over again...

    • @mikakeinanen8382
      @mikakeinanen8382 4 года назад +52

      Except no restart is availble, the world dies, and in three weeks (as haha by the audience), you have to choose between suffocation or death by radiation

    • @broodypie2216
      @broodypie2216 4 года назад +29

      @@mikakeinanen8382 "there is no whoops switch"
      you mean except for all the previous 'whoops' switches?

    • @dedsec6072
      @dedsec6072 4 года назад +7

      Only problem is, there is no restart

    • @thesandvitchman1234
      @thesandvitchman1234 4 года назад +3

      Nice profile banner lmao

  • @tardwrangler
    @tardwrangler 5 лет назад +15277

    I can’t believe they actually launched a nuclear missile just for demonstration

    • @BirdManCinema
      @BirdManCinema 5 лет назад +265

      Solowarrior1221 bruhhh...

    • @aBANDIT.
      @aBANDIT. 5 лет назад +169

      Solowarrior1221 smol brain

    • @ifigi
      @ifigi 5 лет назад +140

      Solowarrior1221 woosh

    • @notek_music
      @notek_music 5 лет назад +54

      Ifigi Io WOOOOSH

    • @kickkick9444
      @kickkick9444 5 лет назад +41

      Solowarrior1221 u have to be kidding me

  • @genericwhitekidthesecond4330
    @genericwhitekidthesecond4330 Год назад +368

    I really like this guy. He is educating and describing the scariest and (for everyone else) the most dangerous job on the entire planet yet has the tone of an enthusiastic tour guide or that really funny and chill teacher from high school.

    • @MrKuemmelbrot
      @MrKuemmelbrot Год назад +1

      Because he IS a tourguide. This isn't a military facility and military personell.

    • @Booneez
      @Booneez Год назад +1

      ​@@MrKuemmelbrotBut he was working there in the military back then when this site was an active Titan 2 launch controll site.

    • @bkh5746
      @bkh5746 7 месяцев назад

      Have ya ever seen a nuclear blast?does it even exist?hiroshima seems to be pretty busy place these days

    • @jamesabc372
      @jamesabc372 13 дней назад

      ​@bkh5746yea, 50 years later!😢😮

  • @tylerk6206
    @tylerk6206 4 года назад +3825

    It feels like he stopped for people to clap, but everyone was legitimately too terrified to react thinking about what this equipment could have done, what it represented.

    • @Jedislayer19
      @Jedislayer19 4 года назад +156

      "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds."

    • @bad_pilot13official
      @bad_pilot13official 4 года назад +24

      Propane Enthusiast U n l e s s

    • @bad_pilot13official
      @bad_pilot13official 4 года назад +21

      @Propane Enthusiast yeah i know I was just making a joke thanks for telling though

    • @Mugetsu_Gaming
      @Mugetsu_Gaming 4 года назад +4

      @Propane Enthusiast didn't ask.

    • @NateCraven318
      @NateCraven318 4 года назад +3

      @@Jedislayer19 "I suppose we all thought that one way or another..."

  • @Drelam
    @Drelam 5 лет назад +7184

    He shoulda said "wait did you just actually turn the key?!?!"

    • @aidanswiftofficial
      @aidanswiftofficial 4 года назад +815

      oh my god imagine the immeasurable level of panic everyone would have

    • @burpostockings
      @burpostockings 4 года назад +357

      I was honestly expecting it lmao. Old white dude humor :D

    • @auto1719
      @auto1719 4 года назад +428

      @@aidanswiftofficial they should seriously do this for some demonstrations, do a fake reaction of a nuclear warhead actually being launched. The people there for the tour would definitely have shit in their pants if it was realistic enough

    • @spadeney3722
      @spadeney3722 4 года назад +25

      april fools!

    • @Spongesgetti
      @Spongesgetti 4 года назад +38

      They probably removed the missile for demonstration or have an exact practice replica

  • @ivanoxx
    @ivanoxx 4 года назад +5423

    "This weapon is ONLY and ONLY for Mr. President"
    "So here's the step by step tutorial how to launch the codes"

    • @erwin887
      @erwin887 4 года назад +275

      From a installation that is half a century old.

    • @aierune8201
      @aierune8201 4 года назад +106

      @@erwin887 lmao yeah. And Im sure they change it often.

    • @kounding
      @kounding 4 года назад +10

      @Deadpoppin Wait how do you know

    • @sushimidnight9539
      @sushimidnight9539 4 года назад +193

      @@kounding because the us wouldn't just tell people how to launch A NUCLEAR FUCKING BOMB

    • @Theqogscast
      @Theqogscast 4 года назад +162

      @@sushimidnight9539 keep in mind the USA had there launch codes set to all 0s for a long time

  • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
    @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 3 года назад +1491

    There’s something telling about how these silos were only single use.

    • @darkmoone9984
      @darkmoone9984 3 года назад +198

      Figure there would be no one really left to rearm them.

    • @jacobclement4481
      @jacobclement4481 3 года назад +87

      It is cheaper to make another one than to go repair them.

    • @JINKAZAMA-ik2df
      @JINKAZAMA-ik2df 3 года назад +105

      The heat produced by the missiles when launched melt down the silos to the point that in order to repair it , they would have to dig out the silo which is long as fuck so they'll have to dig for like a month and then take the whole silo apart and then rebuild the thing and then put it back in the soil and then again put all of the mud on it and then make sure it's solid. Basically you just spent twice the amount of money refitting the used silo for another use when you could've built a new one at half of the price of the repair .
      Soo why would they bother repairing it?
      Plus if the site is noticed , it's game over for it anyways, soo why would you repair a site that has been spotted already

    • @Zyborggian
      @Zyborggian 2 года назад

      I swear I've seen you around before

    • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
      @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 2 года назад +36

      @@JINKAZAMA-ik2df my point was more “if these things get used, no one is coming to fix or repair them”

  • @GodWentAFK
    @GodWentAFK 5 лет назад +8470

    So this is the RUclips algorithm's pick for random 4 year old video for this week.

    • @DeJayHank
      @DeJayHank 5 лет назад +38

      It straight up recommended me the whole channel.. there's just random people bowling and creation of mii characters with like tens of views... wat?

    • @BattleSaver
      @BattleSaver 5 лет назад +29

      I think our good old friend Mr RUclips algorithm is finally learning

    • @Lassi117
      @Lassi117 5 лет назад +7

      5

    • @noreason2701
      @noreason2701 5 лет назад +8

      Stop saying algorithm like you're smart and know what it means. You don't. Stop. It's getting old.

    • @landonhuey9646
      @landonhuey9646 5 лет назад +35

      @@noreason2701 algorithm

  • @Sinclair_USMC
    @Sinclair_USMC 5 лет назад +1726

    Commander: This is going seamlessly, only have to turn the keys...
    Google AI: Select all images containing a storefront.

    • @Lurod_
      @Lurod_ 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂

    • @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703
      @beezertwelvewashingbeard8703 5 лет назад +9

      I'm not a robot

    • @Impreza_S206
      @Impreza_S206 5 лет назад +8

      Select all images containing traffic lights

    • @weeardguy
      @weeardguy 5 лет назад +5

      Or worse: 'Windows can't disconnect Self-destruct (F:) from the USB port because it's either busy writing or still being used by an application' ...

    • @jakovich1364
      @jakovich1364 5 лет назад +1

      Lol 😂

  • @Joe-po9xn
    @Joe-po9xn 5 лет назад +1782

    "Before causing the end of the world, please enter seven passwords and click Are You Sure? Yes."

    • @garvindreis
      @garvindreis 5 лет назад +115

      Cliche here to verify "not a robot"

    • @Joe-po9xn
      @Joe-po9xn 5 лет назад +19

      At least they're thorough. Better to make you double check and confirm that you basically want to be Satan, than to not.

    • @ItzRoger
      @ItzRoger 5 лет назад +14

      Please check all images that include: SIGN

    • @tanneradams20
      @tanneradams20 5 лет назад +16

      *this password is already in use*

    • @daffy.2411
      @daffy.2411 5 лет назад +4

      @@tanneradams20 world saved

  • @crageranimations3915
    @crageranimations3915 3 года назад +192

    “And the missile will no longer take any orders from us.” For some reason that felt super powerful to me (7:20)

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 2 года назад +19

      "Seeing the missile on its way to deliver doom fills you with determination."
      Well, for at least 30 minutes

    • @crageranimations3915
      @crageranimations3915 2 года назад +1

      @THE GREAT CORNHOLIO fr fr

    • @bandit5875
      @bandit5875 Год назад +4

      The fact that there’s no “emergency self destruct” feature is concerning

    • @christopherleubner6633
      @christopherleubner6633 Год назад +2

      Yup what it does when you turn the keys is ignite a pyrotechnic charge that heats a molten electrolyte battery that blows a single shot relay in the misile. The guts turn on fully when 28V is reached the umbilical blows off and the rocket launches.scary

    • @Tomek-i3g
      @Tomek-i3g 4 месяца назад +1

      @@bandit5875 Maybe there was but they dont tell them

  • @Jimmy-Vance
    @Jimmy-Vance 4 года назад +1784

    I'd at least expected a reCAPTCHA. 'Select all squares with traffic signs.' Man that missile would never launch.

    • @jshepard152
      @jshepard152 4 года назад +39

      TRY AGAIN

    • @DaGahbageMan
      @DaGahbageMan 3 года назад +17

      When there are none left, click Verify.
      So much later that the old narrator got tired and they had to hire a new one...

    • @crickiecolonthree
      @crickiecolonthree 3 года назад +1

      @I work in uh. Sanitation
      Look at robloxs auth now I can't even do it

    • @thyscott6603
      @thyscott6603 3 года назад +3

      A more military thing would be 'Select all squares with Vietcong.' and it's just a vietnam forest picture :D

    • @maxwellbaca3701
      @maxwellbaca3701 3 года назад

      Select all squares with a mushroom cloud

  • @delecian3103
    @delecian3103 4 года назад +1854

    So this is how feels like when you're using two-factor authentication.

    • @maxinnn1
      @maxinnn1 3 года назад +19

      old school two auth method

    • @nsaagentkali8984
      @nsaagentkali8984 3 года назад +7

      Hacker here, hate to piss on your chips but 2 factor authentication is easily bypassed or hacked these days eg thru a ss7 attack on mobile networks

    • @afajriz5721
      @afajriz5721 3 года назад +3

      @@nsaagentkali8984 but does it increase the difficulty for the hacker to tap into my account?

    • @frag0638
      @frag0638 2 года назад +6

      @@nsaagentkali8984 kek at the username

    • @Ellarian_Liara
      @Ellarian_Liara 2 года назад +1

      @@nsaagentkali8984 uh huh.

  • @grak9207
    @grak9207 3 года назад +7406

    “There are no winners in a nuclear war, only degrees of losers.” Probably one of the darkest things I’ve ever heard.

    • @johnfrancis4809
      @johnfrancis4809 3 года назад +73

      But true

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 3 года назад +251

      You ever hear the motto of the Russian equivalent to the SAC? Because that’ll give that saying a run for its money. It translates as “After us, silence.”

    • @lolstalgic9602
      @lolstalgic9602 3 года назад +80

      Fun Fact: Mao Zedong believed population expansion was the only way he could win a nuclear war because he though the US and Russia would obliterate each other

    • @thunderthys2077
      @thunderthys2077 3 года назад +18

      One side loses the least

    • @womp47
      @womp47 3 года назад +12

      considering the color of the words are white, this is probably one of the lightest things I've ever read.

  • @crazybub11
    @crazybub11 3 года назад +73

    This dude is an amazing character. Who knew such a scary and somber subject could be made to be so fun and exciting. Very interesting, this guy needs a raise

  • @toatsbarley
    @toatsbarley 5 лет назад +4411

    If anyone is interested, Lebron James' wingspan is 84 inches -- just 3 inches short of being able to turn both keys.

    • @jogon206
      @jogon206 5 лет назад +291

      What's that in sensible measurements?

    • @wowfreaker
      @wowfreaker 5 лет назад +134

      In metric now?

    • @jflo8906
      @jflo8906 5 лет назад +592

      But Kevin Durant comes in at 89" WE GOT LIFT OF BOYS

    • @BillyN31
      @BillyN31 5 лет назад +13

      Craig Johnston that’s awesome. Lol

    • @masonkane5884
      @masonkane5884 5 лет назад +111

      I think he's need a few more inches per hand. It's not really possible to turn a key with just the very tip of your finger.

  • @josefckngai6114
    @josefckngai6114 5 лет назад +4404

    "Nobody wins a nuclear war" That's the truth.

    • @WofWca
      @WofWca 5 лет назад +39

      W O K E

    • @rolfen
      @rolfen 5 лет назад +5

      Nothing is a certitude in this world

    • @cresbot
      @cresbot 5 лет назад +65

      @ By killing thousands of innocent people.

    • @cresbot
      @cresbot 5 лет назад +81

      @ What Japan did to POWs was inexcusable, but they were military targets. Pearl Harbour was an attack on military assets. Are you aware that Korean labourers and American POWs were killed in Hiroshima? Also do you think killing labourers who are helping the war effort is excusable? Often during wartime helping the war effort becomes the only mass jobs available so people are forced into those positions, just as Japanese citizens would have been. Equating lower class Japanese citizens forced into roles of labour for wartime efforts to soldiers is disgusting. Again, im not saying what the Japanese did to POWs is excusable at all, in fact Japan is guilty of some of the most heinous war crimes the Earth has seen. Atomic weapons may have been a necessary evil to end the war but they take thousands of lives and leave cities uninhabitable for years. Its sad that countries are forced to have a nuclear arsenal purely as a deterrent now.

    •  5 лет назад +17

      cresbot all fair game.

  • @denmanfite3156
    @denmanfite3156 5 лет назад +618

    I found his performance to be very entertaining. I felt like the last few lines were very important and that the necessary weight wasn't understood. "Nobody wins in a nuclear war. There are only degrees of losers."

    • @Alphabet7
      @Alphabet7 4 года назад

      I don't understand the part where it says there's only degrees of losers what does that mean

    • @tsap9
      @tsap9 4 года назад +17

      Alphabet 7 Even if you didn’t lose as bad as the other guy you still lost. In this case not losing as bad would be getting hit by fewer nukes.

    • @danielorourke2542
      @danielorourke2542 4 года назад +1

      The enemy can win if the nucleur bomb is not launched but delivered to the location they want to destroy. There would be no way for us to know who detonated it.

    • @platyhelminthes2877
      @platyhelminthes2877 4 года назад +2

      @@danielorourke2542 Unfortunately, there is a good chance that this would result in a nuclear war regardless of not knowing who threw the first punch, so to speak. Successfully smuggling a nuclear weapon into the country and into the target location is also a somewhat implausible method for carrying out a first strike. What if the target country's intelligence services found out who the aggressor was? It would surely retaliate by launching its own nukes, and the result would yet again be nuclear war.
      The only plausible way to "win" at nuclear war is to launch a successful "decapitation strike", taking out the enemy government leadership (which would only delay retaliation, not prevent it), as well as every single one of their of their missile launch sites and SSBNs (which, given the reality of modern submarine warfare, is virtually impossible). Even then, you would likely still have to contend with incoming enemy aircraft carrying nuclear weapons.
      In the future, the most important game changer for nuclear warfare will be missile defense systems. Current day missile-based defense systems are not capable of defeating anywhere near 100% of incoming nuclear weapons, particularly when faced with MIRV-equipped warheads. High powered lasers have the potential to be used as ground and air based installations, or even as Orbital defense platforms, and could eventually provide a much more efficient and capable defense against incoming nuclear missiles and warheads.

    • @panikk2245
      @panikk2245 4 года назад

      Well I mean if somebody launched enough nukes at once and completely destroyed the other target before they could retaliate we could theoretically win.

  • @OneBiasedOpinion
    @OneBiasedOpinion Год назад +36

    It didn’t really hit home for me until that last klaxon went off announcing the launch. Idk why, but that was the moment that really drove the gravity of the situation home. “It’s over now. You can’t stop this anymore.”

    • @torment4723
      @torment4723 8 месяцев назад

      "you don't know why"? The fucking sound of it that might be why...

  • @SwordsmanRyan
    @SwordsmanRyan 4 года назад +2514

    If you ever visit this museum, pay the money for the “top to bottom” tour and see everything.

    • @n00byscrazycorner43
      @n00byscrazycorner43 4 года назад +79

      YES!! I am so glad I did that while I was there a while back.

    • @brokencassetteplayer7469
      @brokencassetteplayer7469 4 года назад +38

      Where is it?

    • @isaiahavant6733
      @isaiahavant6733 4 года назад +14

      @@brokencassetteplayer7469 I wanna knownto

    • @godofallthingsandall
      @godofallthingsandall 4 года назад +69

      Yes, it's excellent, I did it in 2017. They had a tiny keyhole and camera near the missile head to monitor the actual warhead. Standing in at the bottom of the silo is amazing. I turned the key as well and I'm sure the presenter here was a guide.

    • @MTG762
      @MTG762 4 года назад +6

      Can people still go?

  • @AlexHerlan
    @AlexHerlan 5 лет назад +2329

    They should really rig up some good speakers with fake launch sounds for when they turn the keys, and have the instructor freak out like "whoops" :-P

    • @TheRogueX
      @TheRogueX 5 лет назад +147

      Yeah you wouldn't be able to properly fake it because a real launch would be loud as fuck and shake the shit out of that room.

    • @mrsynapse
      @mrsynapse 5 лет назад +74

      It may be decommissioned, But we need a place to keep over 6k nukes

    • @SL33PINS3XY
      @SL33PINS3XY 5 лет назад +78

      @@TheRogueX dont underestimate audio heads .. You could design a bass shaker (basically a speaker with a weight instead of a cone, bolted to the floor ) to shake that floor pretty violently

    • @Vysair
      @Vysair 5 лет назад +6

      @@SL33PINS3XY get JBL speaker, they are really loud and high quality.

    • @Gyula.b
      @Gyula.b 5 лет назад +50

      @@Vysair a JBL speaker.. is that all you could come up with to shake a concrete fucking bunker😂😂😂

  • @rankmedia5071
    @rankmedia5071 5 лет назад +1899

    After 30 kills I’m the one who calls the president.

    • @russell9378
      @russell9378 5 лет назад +25

      25

    • @LittleBlacksheep1995
      @LittleBlacksheep1995 5 лет назад +12

      @@russell9378 not anymore sir. Not in new MW.

    • @russell9378
      @russell9378 5 лет назад +7

      @@LittleBlacksheep1995 that game is so bad i snapped the disck way too many campers n hackers mw2 is the best always will be

    • @tribot_leader
      @tribot_leader 4 года назад +7

      @@russell9378 campaign is the best

    • @kingoftheneeks3623
      @kingoftheneeks3623 4 года назад +11

      @@russell9378 If you dont know how to counter campers then you're just bad. Although I do agree with you on the hacker part

  • @NinoNiemanThe1st
    @NinoNiemanThe1st 2 года назад +17

    What struck me was how banally the world can end with its codes and button pushing, but fantastic explanation of how the process operated from the tour guide.

  • @mr.poobie
    @mr.poobie 5 лет назад +4666

    “So uh...this won’t actually work. The missiles were removed.”
    *Presses button*
    *Missile launches*
    “Oh”

    • @SomeD00D01
      @SomeD00D01 5 лет назад +150

      *OH*

    • @Zandercraft
      @Zandercraft 5 лет назад +3

      123rd like

    • @edwardcornell1263
      @edwardcornell1263 5 лет назад +3

      They would restock them if needed. Meaning that the president would order them in advance.

    • @220p2
      @220p2 5 лет назад +4

      oh poop

    • @thomasdale12
      @thomasdale12 5 лет назад +23

      "Huh, Neat."

  • @bmused55
    @bmused55 5 лет назад +1907

    Great presentation. He seems like he loves his job.

    • @seaharrierfrs1
      @seaharrierfrs1 5 лет назад +11

      Bmused, you happen to be in almost every video I watch's comment section, It's rather strange.

    • @yootantonystark2738
      @yootantonystark2738 5 лет назад +14

      @@seaharrierfrs1 and you as well. It's rather strange, some would speculate, you are stalking me. You leave me no choice but to update my stalker list. I will be forwarding this list to the respectful authority. I will see you in court sir. I bid you farewell now.

    • @GABEBASSMUSIC
      @GABEBASSMUSIC 5 лет назад +8

      @@yootantonystark2738 Damn some real drama happening here in the youtube comment section on a 5 year old video

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 лет назад +1

      @@GABEBASSMUSIC ikr I need popcorn

    • @FlyingCanoe
      @FlyingCanoe 5 лет назад +2

      he seems gay

  • @fascinatedweeb9324
    @fascinatedweeb9324 4 года назад +3184

    "No one wins a nuclear war, it's only the degree of losses"

    • @statinskill
      @statinskill 4 года назад +281

      Absolutely. Once American ICBM launches, Russian defense satellites will detect these launches and then "Perimeter" will be automatically activated with a short countdown that can either be interrupted by Moscow, or they can immediately order a counterattack. Perimeter is a dead man switch system to ensure that the US are destroyed regardless whatever else happens. When Perimeter is triggered a number of special radio transponder equipped missiles will launch and fly over the entire Russian Federation broadcasting attack orders. There are other ways the launch orders will be distributed but the missiles are there as a safeguard should the enemy disrupt these other ways. RVSN, the Russian strategic missile force, they will be in their silos, authenticating their launch orders, entering their launch codes and then turning their keys and nowadays fifteen minutes and less Washington will be reduced to a radioactive fireball brighter than a thousand suns.
      Now that the new generation of Sarmat-2 "Satan-2" missiles are entering service with RVSN, these hypersonic warheads are unstoppable. There is a good reason that the service motto of RVSN is "Posle nas, tishina". After us, silence.

    • @howtogaintime739
      @howtogaintime739 4 года назад +32

      @@statinskill cool

    • @georgeheld1901
      @georgeheld1901 4 года назад +70

      statinskill Kick ass motto

    • @statinskill
      @statinskill 4 года назад +25

      @@georgeheld1901 Then you're also going to appreciate the RVSN song. The video ends on a frame with an indicator panel. The red light is "pusk nachals'ya", launch has begun.
      Edit forgot the link: ruclips.net/video/-U5NVILTviQ/видео.html

    • @mr.smarge550
      @mr.smarge550 4 года назад +5

      And the degrees of those lost like 10000000000 degree whatever’s

  • @paulromsky9527
    @paulromsky9527 2 года назад +199

    In the Air Force we maintained a communication system call SACCS. It was at every SAC command post, base, and launch facility (part of it can be seen in this video). My system was at a SAC bomber base. After the alert bombers are in the air, the base has completed its mission. We then await the command to start emergency destruction. We had a board dedicated for that with axes, sledge hammers, and such. We practiced breaking/burning up critical pieces/documents of our equipment (ironically what we worked hard to keep active) and scatter the pieces. After that we were on our own... grab a girl and go out with a bang... we were on the Soviet's first strike list. There was that one time I set the whole base to DEFCON 1. I was in the squadron job control where we dispatch communication crews 24/7. It was 3 AM (03 : 00) and I was checking out the board that had switches and lights for the DEFCON settings. I was told they turn on lights in the commanders office. Being 3 AM and in charge of quarters when the commander or a senior officer is not present, I started to turn the knobs just to see how they worked. Less than a minute later the phone lines lit up. It was the command post, the tower, and combat crew facilities calling to confirm if we really are at DEFCON 1. I can hear the base klaxon and alarms on the phone. I said, stand down, we are having trouble with the alert board, I wiggled the knobs back and forth a bit and put them back at DEFCON 4 (we were not at 5 at the time). I said how's that... relieved, they canceled the alert. Nobody told me it turned on lights in ALL of the commanders offices on base! Lucky for me they didn't get to the point to fire up the bombers.

    • @dishonoured
      @dishonoured Год назад +6

      ballsaccs

    • @paulromsky9527
      @paulromsky9527 Год назад +11

      @@dishonoured Yeah, my colleague that was in our squadron Job Control called us "Scrotum Maintenance", every time I had to call him, he would say, "OK, Romsky... Scrotum Maintenance"... he was just razzing me, it was all in good fun.

    • @dishonoured
      @dishonoured Год назад +1

      @@paulromsky9527 haha 😂 as long as it's just for fun

    • @christopherleubner6633
      @christopherleubner6633 Год назад

      Damn that is terrifying

    • @paulromsky9527
      @paulromsky9527 Год назад +8

      @@christopherleubner6633 Yes indeed! It's a fire and forget system. The worst part is, after launch, hanging around for weeks with no word from headquarters as your food runs out, then popping out the emergency exit to see what is left of the earth. On a bomber base we practiced our doomsday post bomber sorties regularly.... after the bombers launched, we were to destroy all of our equipment and classified documents... and await further instructions as radiation sickness ate us alive. We did it so often we didn't think about what we were practicing. We were strictly professional... no funnin' around was allowed during those drills.

  • @macncheesejayden
    @macncheesejayden 3 года назад +1611

    "We think we could probably survive down here for, eh, three to four weeks before we would start slowly suffocating to death. We've never ran that experiment so I don't know that for sure..."
    *extremely nervous laughter*

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 3 года назад +65

      BETTER DEAD THAN RED

    • @josephfrechette9916
      @josephfrechette9916 3 года назад +28

      Luckily if the process is slow enough they would just feel more and more tired until they died.

    • @jedinight235
      @jedinight235 3 года назад +26

      @@gargoyles9999 Better red, white and blue, than dead, (in)side [a bunker], and screwed.

    • @manjelos
      @manjelos 3 года назад +5

      @@gargoyles9999 Well, there are no more reds...

    • @arintheseatsesh6242
      @arintheseatsesh6242 3 года назад +2

      @@manjelos yeah if you close your eyes and cover your ears and pretend China doesn't exist

  • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
    @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 4 года назад +929

    I'd never really put much thought into silo operators. I've always wondered how much it weighed on presidents, having possession of the ability to end the world, but I never took the time to think about how the people who turn the key... manage to do it. Imagine taking this job during complete peacetime, thinking it's easy because you'll never *ever* have to actually turn that key, and then one day the speaker lights up and starts talking in numbers.

    • @pilot1721
      @pilot1721 4 года назад +70

      It's an interesting thing. Like yeah maybe the president and whoever is secondncan authorise it but would you launch the nukes if it came down to it. Could you really turn a key that ends the world

    • @jasonjoyce7504
      @jasonjoyce7504 4 года назад +91

      I mean, they did have surprise drills for missile crews that went exactly like that. There's a video on RUclips you can easily find that's a clip from a really good documentary (Missile) that shows a launch training drill at Vandenberg AFB for a Minuteman missile crew.
      If the Titan creeped you out, the Minuteman will scare the hell out of you since the crew controls an entire flight of ICBMs launching within seconds of each other. What makes it more real is the Minuteman is still active. There are still US Air Force officers (missileers) sitting in silos running these drills just on the slight chance that one day the order is real.

    • @platyhelminthes2877
      @platyhelminthes2877 4 года назад +126

      @@pilot1721 There were two well known false alarm incidents in Russia, one at a missile base and one aboard a nuclear submarine, where the end of the world was prevented solely by individuals who hesitated because they knew that something wasn't quite right about the situation.

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 4 года назад +63

      @@platyhelminthes2877 They also hesitated because no one in their right mind, would ever launch a world ending device.

    • @thelatinoguy
      @thelatinoguy 4 года назад +53

      In the Star Wars comics, the guy that pulled the lever to fire the Death Star laser on Alderaan ended up killing himself from the grief of destroying billions

  • @RealFleeceJohnson
    @RealFleeceJohnson 5 лет назад +761

    Last item on checklist
    “Await further orders.”
    God damn that’s real. Scary

    • @firepower01
      @firepower01 5 лет назад +45

      Cue Fallout 3 intro sequence.

    • @driedink
      @driedink 4 года назад +1

      cue fallout 76 intro

    • @driedink
      @driedink 4 года назад +13

      But yeah, that is fucking scary. "As soon as you turn that key might as say hello World War 3 because there is no going back"
      "Nobody wins in a nuclear war."
      The guy is completely right but damn how he managed to live knowing that and knowing that people are going to go through the same situation takes some real gut

    • @Cousin-Eddy
      @Cousin-Eddy 4 года назад +2

      The US has an airborne command network that is supposed to take over and issue orders. Besides that the radiation from nuclear weapons reaches safeish levels after two days and is considered all clear after 2 weeks.

    • @bl00dlikewayne
      @bl00dlikewayne 4 года назад +1

      @@Cousin-Eddy I heard somewhere that it depends on if it detonates when it hits the ground or if it detonates in the air before it hits the ground. I believe it was air detonation that was what made the radiation go away quickly, an example used was how Nagasaki and Hiroshima are habitable today unlike Chernobyl (which wasnt nuked but might as well have been seeing as how nuclear reactors exploded) which wont habitable for around 20,000 years (I looked that number up not my own info) and I believe that the nuclear reactors exploding was the equivalent of a ground detonated bomb.

  • @commanderboom2626
    @commanderboom2626 Месяц назад +2

    Fan fact: that escape hatch that he mentioned is filled completely with sand to prevent it from collapsing and to prevent access from the outside. That sand is slowly solidifying and from I know they don’t replace it, so after a while it will harden into sandstone effectively sealing the launch crew inside, permanently.

    • @vp5633
      @vp5633 7 дней назад

      Put your tin hat back on bud

  • @LordSniggles
    @LordSniggles 4 года назад +3048

    Warfare has evolved to the point that 2 grandma's in a bunker can wreak more destruction then all the armys of Napoleon, Achilles, and Stalin combined... What crazy timeline we live in.

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 года назад +71

      Lol, 2 grandmas

    • @sausagedoggy
      @sausagedoggy 4 года назад +30

      and this was filmed like a hundred years ago

    • @VRichardsn
      @VRichardsn 4 года назад +35

      Stalin had nukes, though.

    • @LordSniggles
      @LordSniggles 4 года назад +158

      @@VRichardsn Good point. Stalin had the power of nukes AND babushkas, no wonder everyone feared him.

    • @cafewoot
      @cafewoot 4 года назад +10

      don't underestimate grandmas

  • @SpaceCat36
    @SpaceCat36 5 лет назад +684

    4:59
    The way he turns to the camera and says "Commander" gave me such strong Red Alert vibes it's almost uncomfortable.

    • @jakelong4271
      @jakelong4271 5 лет назад +51

      Oh God I still have dreams of "building ... construction complete..."

    • @ghettodollarstore4766
      @ghettodollarstore4766 5 лет назад +10

      I still play, kirov ready commander

    • @WillardSimo
      @WillardSimo 5 лет назад +17

      @@ghettodollarstore4766 kirov reporting

    • @Tech-hn4pw
      @Tech-hn4pw 5 лет назад +15

      Unable to comply, building in progress.

    • @carsoncase223
      @carsoncase223 5 лет назад +3

      Yup. Someone else got it

  • @VidyaGaeemrVladIsCheekiBreeki
    @VidyaGaeemrVladIsCheekiBreeki 5 лет назад +485

    *Turns key*
    *Small CRT flicks on and a trackball appears from the console*
    "Please confirm you're not a robot"

    • @springbloom5940
      @springbloom5940 4 года назад +5

      Thats pretty valid. I thought of numerous ways to defeat the key sync and hold, before he stopped talking about it. Now, a smartphone and $20 of junk from Amazon will handle.

    • @chriskopp1361
      @chriskopp1361 4 года назад +1

      "To prove you are not a self aware artificial intelligence you will need to take a captcha test"

    • @zethcader6478
      @zethcader6478 2 года назад

      @@springbloom5940 Sure, its really easy to defeat if you have the know how, even back in the day, but limiting who knows and having specially trained personal is the main security mechanism.

  • @AlexBesogonov
    @AlexBesogonov 2 месяца назад +2

    I like that 24 hour clock! People used them instead of regular 12H clocks because after living for weeks underground you can lose the track of the day/night cycle!

  • @quack3891
    @quack3891 5 лет назад +656

    was half-expecting him to spook them by playing really loud noises and having the stage shake

    • @AlexHerlan
      @AlexHerlan 5 лет назад +32

      Yup, they totally need to rig up speakers/subwoofers with fake launch sounds and have the instructor go "uhhhh... Whoops"

    • @quack3891
      @quack3891 5 лет назад +15

      @@AlexHerlan even better is to even have the room shake a little bit with it and a lot of vibrations

    • @ImpendingJoker
      @ImpendingJoker 5 лет назад +4

      No, it was spooky enough as it was. The fact that we never have had to do it is no small feat.

    • @therealpanse
      @therealpanse 5 лет назад +2

      @@ImpendingJoker It's not like you didn't try...

    • @nathanberner7725
      @nathanberner7725 5 лет назад +8

      Hard part about that is that this isn't a stage. It is the actual underground complex for the titan missile

  • @fyrstikken
    @fyrstikken 3 года назад +1657

    LockPickingLawyer: Nothing on one, two is binding, click on three, and we got liftoff

    • @arthurdent6256
      @arthurdent6256 3 года назад +111

      As you can see folks, there are a number of security flaws in the process. In any case that's all I have for you today, if you have any questions or comments I'll see you in hell.

    • @Nareimooncatt
      @Nareimooncatt 3 года назад +26

      You know Bosnian Bill will be at the other key, both with TTBBAIM's in their hands picking in tandem.

    • @ethanmonks3528
      @ethanmonks3528 3 года назад +2

      hahahhaa love it

    • @MrChrisco21
      @MrChrisco21 3 года назад +2

      This comment is gold.

    • @dragade101
      @dragade101 3 года назад

      I dont think you understand how foolish you sound

  • @RandomDuude
    @RandomDuude 3 года назад +1382

    Meanwhile James May tries to ignite the missile with a lighter.

    • @mr.moto1972
      @mr.moto1972 3 года назад +16

      Oh my God yes I was waiting to see this here

    • @JakeTheTankmaster
      @JakeTheTankmaster 3 года назад +62

      It must be damp

    • @proger1960
      @proger1960 3 года назад +11

      *SS-18 Bruh Moment*

    • @reezuleanu1676
      @reezuleanu1676 3 года назад +6

      James May bypassing the Pentagon, the trick the US military doesn't want you to know.

    • @world_of_max.g
      @world_of_max.g 3 года назад +1

      I think it must be damp!

  • @robslade2571
    @robslade2571 3 года назад +16

    I like the way this guy can talk about a very dark subject in a light hearted way. Imagine how bad it would be with a different person doing this.

  • @LuBre
    @LuBre 4 года назад +3540

    _This is the LockPickingLawyer and what I have for you today is a double-locked Titan Missile launch box_

    • @theunamed9525
      @theunamed9525 4 года назад +180

      _Click out of two, three is set, nothing on four_

    • @majormelon8855
      @majormelon8855 4 года назад +121

      And there we go, less than 2 seconds. *Time for the other lock*

    • @kxrma2373
      @kxrma2373 4 года назад +95

      This lock has some SERIOUS design flaws that NEED to be fixed.

    • @LuBre
      @LuBre 4 года назад +35

      @@theunamed9525 _Nice click out of five_

    • @flamethrowerturtle1257
      @flamethrowerturtle1257 4 года назад

      Nice

  • @zebdawson3687
    @zebdawson3687 4 года назад +1012

    I kinda like the dude’s charisma, especially considering the implications of the work he does.
    5:00 “Commander, if that happened while your crew was on duty... you have not enhanced your military career.”

    • @TheEmeraldMenOfficial
      @TheEmeraldMenOfficial 3 года назад +24

      Gallows humour.

    • @hungolungo
      @hungolungo 3 года назад +20

      i mean, even though his job in the military is "launch an extinction missile that, on the turn of 2 keys, assures the death of all of humanity", the chances of him actually fulfilling that duty are really damn low

    • @gabrielpacheco8450
      @gabrielpacheco8450 3 года назад +39

      Why are people ignoring that this is a museum run by a non profit. It hasn't been an operational facility for decades. He is a tour guide.

    • @zebdawson3687
      @zebdawson3687 3 года назад +7

      @@gabrielpacheco8450 why are you ignoring the fact that it’s a museum about a nuclear launch facility? You understand that the entirety of life on earth could be wiped out by those, right? I guess not, since you think it’s “just a museum” and not something that actually exists in real life and is as much or more of a threat than almost every natural disaster (or unnatural disaster) that ever could be or ever has been. Carl Sagan (someone I doubt you’ve heard of), among many others, said that nuclear weapons are the single greatest threat facing humanity: not an asteroid from space, not a volcano, or earthquake, not global flooding, or climate change. Our complete and utter annihilation lies in these facilities and all it takes is ONE person to decide to launch and 2 to follow the order, then everything you’ve ever known or would have known is gone. So, that’s hilarious that you think these don’t exist anymore despite most of the first world nations having VAST nuclear arsenals ready to launch within seconds of being given the command. Some folks are just stupid and uneducated like that, I guess. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @gabrielpacheco8450
      @gabrielpacheco8450 3 года назад +24

      @@zebdawson3687 I just want to say, wtf did I just read... I was talking about you implying that he actually works with the real thing instead of being a tour guide of a museum. "Considering the implications of the work he does" Get a grip lmao.

  • @SilverCymbal
    @SilverCymbal 3 года назад +2023

    Who ever knew how accurate WarGames actually was!

    • @LordBaldur
      @LordBaldur 3 года назад +33

      I imagine the Titan Project was already de-classified by then and that 80s system is different enough for people not to know. And to reiterate, there is no such thing as full-proof security. You can't just declassify something like that and expect spies not to tamper with it. They could toy with the butterfly valve 6 times and create a 1960s version of a denial of service attack.

    • @gdwnet
      @gdwnet 3 года назад +103

      I heard a story (no idea how true it was) that the US military were deeply concerned about how accurate the start of the movie was and wanted to know just who was involved with the movie from the US military.

    • @abe9818
      @abe9818 3 года назад +8

      Whomever*

    • @chrisbingley
      @chrisbingley 3 года назад +11

      @@LordBaldur It isn't that different today. My father served on HMS Vanguard and it uses a similar system.

    • @cricketcookiewings
      @cricketcookiewings 3 года назад +8

      ARE YOU THAT GUY THAT REPLACES SQUARE D CIRCUIT BREAKERS AND TELLS PEOPLE THAT THERES TWO LINEUPS INSTEAD AND ONE BOX IS BLUE AND RED.

  • @darkalman
    @darkalman 3 месяца назад +34

    4:15 - For years the code was set to 000000 because the head General at SAC didn't believe the President had the balls to launch a weapon.

  • @SwissMarksman
    @SwissMarksman 5 лет назад +2771

    "nobody wins a nuclear war"
    >Switzerland entered the server

    • @jeredgarcia6227
      @jeredgarcia6227 5 лет назад +273

      >Switzerland has joined spectators mode

    • @pizzaface117
      @pizzaface117 5 лет назад +85

      >Also Switzerland: blows itself up to prevent invasion from post-nuclear bears and eagles

    • @bluewuppo
      @bluewuppo 5 лет назад +21

      GreekMad Lad Switzerland is a neutral nation, therefore they wouldnt be targetted

    • @declan3443
      @declan3443 5 лет назад +47

      what the radiation would still drift into Switzerland

    • @BUMMY105
      @BUMMY105 5 лет назад +40

      @@declan3443 Barely. Switzerland is mostly Mountain, therefore their entire nation is safe from any type of major radiation exposure thanks to the mountains being high enough to block the spread of the fallout. Same goes to Tibet, Nepal, Mountainous regions in Russia, the Appalachians, and any other mountainous regions across the globe.

  • @savetrees6005
    @savetrees6005 3 года назад +2254

    "This aged well" - some guy from the future

  • @billhuber2964
    @billhuber2964 5 лет назад +754

    A lot of steps to end the world. A turn of a key , a push of a button , cancel Christmas. In fact cancel everything.

    • @clintonleonard5187
      @clintonleonard5187 5 лет назад +35

      Snatch every motherfucker birthday.

    • @billhuber2964
      @billhuber2964 5 лет назад

      @@clintonleonard5187 Concour mister.

    • @doedsstierna
      @doedsstierna 5 лет назад +4

      Does cancel everything cancel itself?

    • @doedsstierna
      @doedsstierna 5 лет назад

      @@monkpkey Then it is not cancel everything.

    • @huntercorrales6794
      @huntercorrales6794 5 лет назад

      @@doedsstierna its cancel everything at that moment

  • @RadicalEdward2
    @RadicalEdward2 Год назад +3

    This is the most elaborate Command & Conquer cutscene I’ve ever watched

  • @YourDroidDoes
    @YourDroidDoes 5 лет назад +834

    If the cartridge doesn't work, pull it out and blow on it.

    • @sammymichael1872
      @sammymichael1872 5 лет назад +14

      Erick Picard fun fact that corrodes the metal fingers inside the cartridge and pushes Debree further into it, what really solve the problem was re-inserting the cartridge and having friction do it’s job on the oxidization 😊

    • @flyingfloorboard4097
      @flyingfloorboard4097 5 лет назад +4

      @@sammymichael1872 thanks. I always thought that breathing into them puts moisture in it

    • @emilianoelsing4344
      @emilianoelsing4344 5 лет назад +7

      @@sammymichael1872 r/wooooosh

    • @ilike0ldgames
      @ilike0ldgames 5 лет назад +3

      Still not working, should I try the cartridge slot now?

    • @MilesPrower1992
      @MilesPrower1992 5 лет назад

      @@sammymichael1872 yeah but it's cool

  • @dahliazirrenger5615
    @dahliazirrenger5615 4 года назад +4190

    Is this how McDonald’s cleans the ice cream machine

    • @evan8654
      @evan8654 4 года назад +15

      Lol, apparently

    • @unsimplified2071
      @unsimplified2071 3 года назад +13

      This is how you explain alegraba, not McDonald’s because they never fix the ice cream machine

    • @greekgodx6560
      @greekgodx6560 3 года назад +4

      @@unsimplified2071 that's the joke lol

    • @noobf8783
      @noobf8783 3 года назад +1

      I know how to actually fix the ice cream machine at mc donald

    • @texasapex3039
      @texasapex3039 3 года назад +1

      This is how they operate it

  • @Omlet221
    @Omlet221 4 года назад +974

    When it’s family game night and they say you’ll pick up the rules quick

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 3 года назад

      lmaoooo

    • @thiesenf
      @thiesenf 3 года назад +1

      The rules are simple; DO NOT PLAY THE GAME...
      We all know that the only winning move is not to play...

    • @supe4701
      @supe4701 3 года назад

      @@thiesenf if you turn the keys, you get a cookie

  • @MyGamer125
    @MyGamer125 3 года назад +176

    6:42 "There is no 'Oops' switch."
    That honestly sounds like a design oversight. If there's *one thing* you want to give an emergency shutoff...

    • @ChrisPBacon-jl7oc
      @ChrisPBacon-jl7oc 3 года назад +13

      No you dont. You want to drill this procedure into thier heads eceryday till they dont even think about it till the day its real and then they can think about it while russia goes buh bye

    • @dillonhonore3579
      @dillonhonore3579 3 года назад +36

      Also not much of a deterrent if there's a "Wait, no." switch

    • @ChrisPBacon-jl7oc
      @ChrisPBacon-jl7oc 3 года назад +9

      @@dillonhonore3579 superpowers be like, "lol jk xd"

    • @JamieVegas
      @JamieVegas 3 года назад +28

      I think that's a lie. I saw a declassified document about radio controlled explosives in the fuel tanks. There's also an "abort" switch right on the panel...

    • @RockstarRacc00n
      @RockstarRacc00n 3 года назад +11

      It's possible they say that, and even tell the people that, while everyone involved knows it's not technically true, just because you don't want them getting that far thinking they can just back out. Maybe they have something that aborts it but they don't even know if it actually aborts.

  • @jackglossop4859
    @jackglossop4859 5 лет назад +177

    Man that guy is really doing his job well. He’s a natural educator

    • @ghostofbungie9780
      @ghostofbungie9780 5 лет назад +12

      Jack Glossop I totally agree, it’s crazy how he’s memorized all of this, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was a vet that served under the same MOS.

    • @KOHF34
      @KOHF34 5 лет назад +8

      He really seems like he loves his job, too.

    • @Pscyclepath
      @Pscyclepath 5 лет назад +13

      I did the same thing with the Pershing missile system back in the 70s and 80s. Same procedures... We didn't have a butterfly valve code, but we had a PAL (Permissive Action Link) that did pretty much the same thing. WIth P1A (my system) you pushed two buttons; with PII (1984 onward) they used two keys, like this. And yes... you had to memorize all this stuff, by rote and in all combinations) before you were allowed to stand watch.

  • @obsoleteprofessor2034
    @obsoleteprofessor2034 5 лет назад +1234

    Little known fact is that President Reagan chose the name for the latest missile system...Peacekeeper. One of the names submitted but not considered was "Worldender".

    • @the64bitter
      @the64bitter 5 лет назад +58

      Ooooh, I like the second one MUCH better!

    • @Em.P14
      @Em.P14 5 лет назад +50

      well the name fits as they where desined as a deterrent, the only thing they should do, is sit in their launch tubes untill humanidty wont need them or getts vanished an other way. They did their job well till this day, as noone wanted to missuse those rockets and actually unleash their full potential. I really hope those who sit behind the triggers never gonna be that stupid as to press them

    • @lmao.3661
      @lmao.3661 5 лет назад +6

      They are peacekeepers

    • @alekxu
      @alekxu 5 лет назад +6

      I would call it "doomsday machine"

    • @obsoleteprofessor2034
      @obsoleteprofessor2034 5 лет назад +1

      @@alekxu The fools...the mad fools! ruclips.net/video/2yfXgu37iyI/видео.html

  • @Poorschedriver
    @Poorschedriver 5 лет назад +744

    Best security they could use should be trying to uninstall McAfee from a windows installation.

  • @MrKuemmelbrot
    @MrKuemmelbrot Год назад +11

    The thing I like the most is that tiny little led that shows the launch has been started and can't be stopped. Its such a mundane thing with the biggest implications in human history.

  • @Mirokuofnite
    @Mirokuofnite 5 лет назад +1087

    The motto for the Strategic Missile Forces (Russian) is:
    "После нас - тишина" ("After us - silence")

    • @TheRevsReturn
      @TheRevsReturn 5 лет назад +51

      that's pretty metal ngl

    • @Joe-po9xn
      @Joe-po9xn 5 лет назад +46

      That's actually really disturbing.

    • @kellphil76
      @kellphil76 5 лет назад +14

      That’s hardcore!!!!

    • @RichardPhister
      @RichardPhister 5 лет назад +76

      Our founding fathers were fond of ours
      ventus, vertis, fortunis....
      Which translates It roughly to..
      "Why does my peepee comeout yellow?"

    • @Strahinja.3
      @Strahinja.3 5 лет назад +4

      that actually means same in Serbian :3

  • @unit87
    @unit87 4 года назад +268

    I love how this guy tells his story. I wish my teachers could do that. He really makes you part of the real thing

  • @christianarman4555
    @christianarman4555 5 лет назад +788

    “The only way to win, is to not play” - Wargames

    • @impossabomb2146
      @impossabomb2146 5 лет назад +11

      "everybody looses" - DEFCON

    • @EvoSwatch
      @EvoSwatch 5 лет назад +8

      @@impossabomb2146 "Everybody dies"

    • @mark-1rc502
      @mark-1rc502 5 лет назад +10

      How about a nice game of chess

    • @MrNonDescript01
      @MrNonDescript01 4 года назад +3

      CPE1704TKS

    • @mainmantarkin
      @mainmantarkin 4 года назад +1

      But i love playing wargames its a great movie

  • @blakegunter5523
    @blakegunter5523 3 года назад +17

    You can tell he really is interested in this and likes what he's doing.

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 3 года назад

      Good thing because I'm not 😂

    • @Alan-ii9te
      @Alan-ii9te 9 месяцев назад

      Because nuclear energy, especially weapons grade plutonium and hydrogen, is the scariest shit humans have ever discovered.

  • @zombieguyproducion
    @zombieguyproducion 3 года назад +368

    Imagine how hopeless you must feel during those 58 seconds

    • @kamitorings
      @kamitorings Год назад +16

      I can't even imagine the process of anyone actual doing that. But someone out there is prepared to do so. Which terrifies me now to no end.

  • @williampollock2778
    @williampollock2778 6 лет назад +312

    I was automatically forwarded from the scene in "TURN THE KEY, SIR" scene WarGames. Thematically appropriate yes, but this charming gentleman's tone was something of an 180.

  • @gameraxel4388
    @gameraxel4388 3 года назад +533

    "Nobody wins in a nuclear war" The most truth spoken in this video.

    • @fyrman9092
      @fyrman9092 3 года назад +7

      True, since vault-tec didn't build any vaults.

    • @mikhaiIs
      @mikhaiIs 3 года назад +2

      Funny how there is the same control room in Soviet Nuclear missile lauch site museum in Nikolaev, Ukraine, with the same retired officer who said the same reply "Nobody wins in a nuclear war".

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 2 года назад +1

      "But maybe you can make the son of a bitch lose the most."

    • @ropssmith6166
      @ropssmith6166 Год назад

      Zero sum game for all

    • @Vanilla0729
      @Vanilla0729 Год назад

      How about a nice game of chess?

  • @josephbell5806
    @josephbell5806 2 года назад +5

    "And, Commander, if that happened while your crew was on duty, you have NOT enhanced your military career!" LOL

  • @john6291
    @john6291 4 года назад +336

    when i was a kid.. my old man was one of these guys.. early 80s.. it was Easter and we had an Easter Egg hunt on top of the missile silo.. one of the officers dressed up as the Easter bunny..

    • @cafewoot
      @cafewoot 4 года назад +40

      I want some of whatever drug you were on that day.

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 4 года назад +30

      Man... imagine literally having an Easter Eggs hunt on a fucking top of a nuclear missile silo. Lucky bastard...

    • @UndergroundLookingUp
      @UndergroundLookingUp 4 года назад +16

      Some of the old underground NIKE missile silos are actually for sale as private homes now. They go for relatively cheap too... about $500,000. Not much more expensive than an upscale house in a nice city.

    • @rendedspace5606
      @rendedspace5606 4 года назад +2

      @@UndergroundLookingUp that was because they had a nasty tendency to leak some less than pleasant things

    • @UndergroundLookingUp
      @UndergroundLookingUp 4 года назад +5

      @@rendedspace5606 That and location. They're not necessarily next to a Best Buy or Starbucks

  • @prsearls
    @prsearls 5 лет назад +293

    My wife turned the key during our tour through the silo. It gave me the chills to know what this really meant if the launch was for real. The Titan II carried the W-53 warhead. I loaded the Mk-53 (later called the B-53) on B-58's in 1964. These were essentially the same nuclear weapon but fuzed differently (around nine megatons yield).

    • @patrickbeart7091
      @patrickbeart7091 5 лет назад +4

      That's an incredible story

    • @fluxbuilds9093
      @fluxbuilds9093 5 лет назад +1

      Is that classified info

    • @Zeckmon3
      @Zeckmon3 5 лет назад +5

      Declassified.

    • @TheR4k3
      @TheR4k3 5 лет назад +5

      @@fluxbuilds9093 If it was, it probably isn't anymore.

    • @benreid6412
      @benreid6412 5 лет назад

      Paul Searls where is this silo?

  • @transformersrevenge9
    @transformersrevenge9 4 года назад +1133

    Wait, so nukes don't have a self destruct button? Hollywood lied to me.

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson 4 года назад +184

      No, you can't hide in a refrigerator either.

    • @sugondese6921
      @sugondese6921 4 года назад +55

      No, the military won't give you a pat in the back and say "Come inside where you're safe" on their silo or bunker.

    • @hunt2668
      @hunt2668 4 года назад +67

      No, stepping outside in the irradiated wasteland will not give you super powers.

    • @jamesparson
      @jamesparson 4 года назад +26

      @@hunt2668 Now you tell me

    • @hunt2668
      @hunt2668 4 года назад +22

      @@jamesparson "No, stepping outside in the irradiated wasteland will not give you super powers."
      Wait I read that as "Now, you tell me."

  • @eatafox
    @eatafox Год назад +2

    There is somthing so cool and euphoric about the whole procedure, especially the final launch buzzer.

  • @KRaikkonenSF
    @KRaikkonenSF 5 лет назад +766

    Meanwhile in North Korea, some dude tries to light a fire under the missile with 9-year-old matches while fat Kim yells at him.

    • @ChrystalWind
      @ChrystalWind 5 лет назад +62

      and that dude is James May, who, in an earlier Top Gear episode, tried to light a nuclear missile that was on display from the thruster end, one that still had a loaded warhead, with a fuckin zippo lighter.

    • @deonisp
      @deonisp 5 лет назад +9

      @@ChrystalWind even worse, a cricket lighter lol

    • @ATLienXenu
      @ATLienXenu 5 лет назад +1

      Bwoah

    • @someguy1688
      @someguy1688 5 лет назад +5

      This comment is underrated 😂

    • @aminmoghadam9632
      @aminmoghadam9632 5 лет назад +3

      Western arrogance at it's finest. . . I suggest you take a look at N. Korea's missile program. . .

  • @Jay-mq2ng
    @Jay-mq2ng 4 года назад +529

    “3....2...1... launch”
    *turns key*
    Wait, why is my phone getting a presidential alert

    • @the_one_titan
      @the_one_titan 3 года назад +4

      Oh...shit. So guys we are closing the doors now and you should say your goodbyes now.

    • @f16fightingfalcon15
      @f16fightingfalcon15 3 года назад +10

      *Wait- why can I hear thrusters? Uh oh. Uh oh... UH OH.*

    • @Immortal_Vanguard
      @Immortal_Vanguard 3 года назад +5

      @@f16fightingfalcon15 *reads this in Sam O'Nella Academy voice*

    • @boogiehasfun
      @boogiehasfun 3 года назад +1

      well its the last thing i wanna do..
      *blasts anime noises*

  • @That9one1Guy
    @That9one1Guy 3 года назад +512

    "Nobody wins in a nuclear war. It's only degrees of losers." That sent chills up my spine and goosebumps down m arm, holy hell

    • @GaiusCaligula234
      @GaiusCaligula234 2 года назад

      Don't piss yourself kid

    • @hurricane3518
      @hurricane3518 2 года назад +11

      Einstein allegedly said: "I know not with what weapons ww3 will be fought with, but ww4 will be fought with sticks and stones"

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 2 года назад +5

      “I lose the least, yay.”

    • @joshc1981
      @joshc1981 2 года назад +7

      "How about a nice game of chess?"

    • @giannisupereroe2189
      @giannisupereroe2189 Год назад +3

      @@hurricane3518Einstein was fucking wrong, because then came the machines

  • @kellerweskier7214
    @kellerweskier7214 2 года назад +9

    depends on the silo type. but some silos fling their doors completely off to get them open faster. these are part of the MM-2/3 silo systems that are grouped up in the mid west. one silo controller controls between 6 to 12 silos

    • @brucestarr4438
      @brucestarr4438 Год назад +7

      Atlas C missiles laid on their side. A cantilevered roof opened, the missile raised upright and then launched. Atlas D missiles were vertical in a silo, but raised out of it, before launching. Titan II launched from inside the silo. My father, a USAF Officer worked on building all of those types in the sixties.

  • @gtralien
    @gtralien 5 лет назад +119

    After the keys were turned, the docent mentioned that it took exactly 28 seconds for the batteries to charge.
    If you count from the moment the keys are turned until the APS light comes on, it is indeed exactly 28 seconds.

    • @theLuigiFan0007Productions
      @theLuigiFan0007Productions 4 года назад +10

      I wonder what chemistry the battery cells use, to be able to instantly be activated by dumping a liquid electrolyte in. Must be HIGHLY shelf stable and the metals inside must not corrode easily under regular conditions... This is quite curious information.

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 года назад +5

      @@theLuigiFan0007Productions this is all technology that the US Government won't tell us, who knows that they've developed by now.

    • @OpRaven-62
      @OpRaven-62 4 года назад +9

      Holy cow, you're right, I actually counted, and it was exactly 28 seconds. I thought you were exaggerating.

    • @theLuigiFan0007Productions
      @theLuigiFan0007Productions 4 года назад +1

      @@OpRaven-62 I'm thinking it might be a silver or lead based chemistry....

    • @ИльяВитцев
      @ИльяВитцев 4 года назад +2

      @@theLuigiFan0007Productions perhaps a supercapacitor instead?

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries 5 лет назад +218

    "Now, understand, Commander...that missile did not self destruct. You heard it hit the hull and I...was never here."

    • @DeathByLego
      @DeathByLego 5 лет назад +7

      Good scene.
      Unfortunately not really related here.?.?

    • @fartamplifer
      @fartamplifer 4 года назад +1

      Torpedo

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 года назад

      That scene wasn't in the book.

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 4 года назад +1

      Listen to Mr. Reynholm here, he knows what he's talking about. And there better not be anyone here that's stressed out about it. You know how much he hates stress in the workplace.

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 4 года назад +1

      @@fatherfintanstack8810
      I can see that got your attention (is wearing a bicycling outfit)

  • @pongopea
    @pongopea 3 года назад +390

    he's so good at making this sound interesting and comical considering we're talking about the end of the world

    • @baldie1977
      @baldie1977 3 года назад +9

      1 nuclear bomb doesent mean the end of the world, hundreds have already been detonated, unless you mean something like a domino effect where countries just start firing them back and fourth

    • @FannyPackMan100
      @FannyPackMan100 3 года назад +4

      Because this behavior he's exhibiting is a psychological defense mechanism.

    • @kingofbubbles6220
      @kingofbubbles6220 3 года назад +8

      @@baldie1977 I think a nuclear war is the most likely result of launching a nuclear missile at another country.

    • @arintheseatsesh6242
      @arintheseatsesh6242 3 года назад +7

      @@baldie1977 yeah so let's say hypothetically the U.S. fires a missile at the U.S.S.R. Then the U.S.S.R.'s allies will fire at the U.S. allies firing at Russia and the U.S.S.R. and their allies. Its Mutually Assured Destruction (M.A.D.) And that had to have been 8th grade history at the earliest.

    • @carclain123
      @carclain123 3 года назад

      @UC5Dc-uRDIEin1ZgalXwXsRg lmao, he's literally a tour guide, stfu with your fakedeep drivel, I'm glad you took a semester of psych but nobody cares about your shitty takes

  • @BoseongCowboy
    @BoseongCowboy Год назад +10

    The most scary or sobering part of this tour is that it was crystal clear that the humans manning that site would have launched, I had a female giving this presentation - she had commanded this site in the early 1980’s and was chillingly cold about this procedure.

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 8 месяцев назад +3

      The system’s no good if the people manning it aren’t willing to use it as intended. They drilled this very scenario constantly just to ensure there would be no accidents, and if the silos WERE needed they would all be fired as fast as possible without hesitation.

  • @arukun2081
    @arukun2081 4 года назад +522

    "You have 6 chances"
    Crewmate who watches Lock Picking Lawyer: I'm going to do a pro gamer move

    • @Simbstah1
      @Simbstah1 4 года назад +23

      ...Click out of four, nothing on five...

    • @boytoyowo238
      @boytoyowo238 4 года назад +2

      You are the imposter lol

    • @firname395
      @firname395 4 года назад +1

      Wtf you talking about kid

    • @tjay2586
      @tjay2586 3 года назад +2

      @@firname395 stfu

    • @GabrielTobing
      @GabrielTobing 3 года назад

      Legit same XD

  • @McHeisenburger
    @McHeisenburger 5 лет назад +308

    [Launch Missile]
    [Yes]
    [Are you Sure]
    [Yes]
    [Are you Sure]
    [Yes]
    [Are you Sure]
    [Yes]
    *[Are you Sure]*
    [Yes]

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 лет назад +16

      **Hits restart button**

    • @dannymcgoldrick676
      @dannymcgoldrick676 5 лет назад +29

      Annoying paperclip turns up "I see you're trying to end humanity, would you like help with that?"

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 5 лет назад +9

      One of the very few times when such annoying redundancy is actually welcome.

    • @jacobc496
      @jacobc496 5 лет назад +1

      @William Gainey Yes, the missile was just launched, the people in this video were just a sight into the actual future which is happening right now.

    • @jacobc496
      @jacobc496 5 лет назад

      Good luck fallout fans

  • @Voyager23B
    @Voyager23B 4 года назад +260

    reCAPTCHA error. Select all photos containing microscopic organisms.

    • @averyjones5159
      @averyjones5159 4 года назад

      Fairbairns fills newest video !!

    • @TheGreenCow-30
      @TheGreenCow-30 4 года назад +5

      Error, instructions unclear, humans selected as bundles of microscopic organisms. Memory overflow detected..... Humans now primary target.
      Commencing launch.

  • @aterxter3437
    @aterxter3437 Год назад +3

    Such an authentication procesure would make a really good escape room I think

  • @honeybagerteek4101
    @honeybagerteek4101 5 лет назад +1778

    But in Russia.
    “Blyat, Yuri. Do bomb thing.”
    “Cheeki Breeki.”

    • @mikko8579
      @mikko8579 5 лет назад +124

      *Yuri throws stone aginst missile*
      cyua we need to pepair for nukler war.
      Dymitry get the votga

    • @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx
      @SasukeUchiha-tc9xx 5 лет назад +35

      MIKHAIL! Get de bares inside de siylo, we don’t want dem to go boom

    • @jayseven6089
      @jayseven6089 5 лет назад +32

      "Cheeki Breeky, iv damke, Mikhail! misle go boom soon."

    • @michaelmayne6097
      @michaelmayne6097 4 года назад +7

      IV DAMKE

    • @kaiser98berlin
      @kaiser98berlin 4 года назад +17

      Hard BaSS plays 3 week non-stop to keep komrade strong. No food and hydration allowed.

  • @Evolutional
    @Evolutional 4 года назад +82

    Also, 2 key turns to completely change the world for the worst, forever. Mind staggering.

    • @deathsheir2035
      @deathsheir2035 4 года назад +10

      Besides all the other stuff needed to verify authorized launch, time and date, butterfly-valve unlock, and then two humans, who have to agree to turn their respective keys. The reason it requires two humans: increases the chance of an abort, before it is too late.

    • @spiritualbeetle3904
      @spiritualbeetle3904 4 года назад

      @@deathsheir2035 plus, I guess the GMD could be turned on one of our own ICBMs but I'm not entirely sure how that works

    • @toafloast1883
      @toafloast1883 3 года назад

      @@deathsheir2035 3 humans, when you add the president into the mix, and possibly more than 4 if you consider the only real reason we'd really launch a nuke is in retaliation, so however many people were needed to launch the first nuke

    • @atroxiv
      @atroxiv 2 года назад

      2 locks, two keys, one code that someone in a different state knows, and 58 seconds.

  • @ExistentialIntrovert
    @ExistentialIntrovert 4 года назад +290

    All he had to do to end the world was enthusiastically tell a group of tourists how to do it because he couldn’t convince his actual crew to!

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 года назад +12

      Na, this facility was decommissioned in 1984. It's a museum now.

    • @henri1_96
      @henri1_96 3 года назад +14

      @@BlackEpyon phew! Thanks for clarifying. I thought this was real based on Not You's comment.

    • @NorroTaku
      @NorroTaku 3 года назад +2

      @@henri1_96 im glad it was not you that said it

    • @aycc-nbh7289
      @aycc-nbh7289 2 года назад

      I believe the movie _Crimson Tide_ also explains this scenario.

    • @jaycee330
      @jaycee330 Год назад

      @@aycc-nbh7289 Nuclear sub launches go through a whole 'nother process.

  • @PrisonBrain
    @PrisonBrain 2 года назад +50

    i love how hes so positive and friendly while demonstrating how to launch a nuclear warhead

    • @Pie-ro
      @Pie-ro 2 года назад +5

      One of the few occasions where the saying "Party like its the end of the world" have a meaning

    • @endokrin7897
      @endokrin7897 2 года назад

      He's very happy to be there!

    • @rifqitaqiuddin
      @rifqitaqiuddin Год назад +1

      @@endokrin7897 yeah, because when he was Growing up. that room could be what ended his and his parents life. imagine how Grateful you are that you are standing there now and that room has become a tourist attraction? i know i would.

  • @undercooked6697
    @undercooked6697 5 лет назад +182

    Before I die... I would like to thank youtube' recommended systems for getting me on an FBI watch list...

    • @dracobengali
      @dracobengali 5 лет назад +11

      New to the list? Welcome aboard!

    • @acanadianpumpkin
      @acanadianpumpkin 4 года назад +2

      @Smiley Junior i don't think I can be put on the FBI watch list
      But I can be put on the Canadian version (whatever the fuck that is)

    • @BlackEpyon
      @BlackEpyon 4 года назад +1

      This won't get you on their "watchlist" any more than visiting the Titan Missile Museum in Sahuarita, Arizona. Cause that's where this tour was filmed. It's a national heritage location now.

  • @freshmilk4631
    @freshmilk4631 5 лет назад +204

    Man this fallout 76 quest seems pretty complex

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 4 года назад +8

      I mean hell, even a mission where you stand still for 7 seconds would be pretty complex for Fallout 76.

    • @evan8654
      @evan8654 4 года назад +2

      Or just another sidequest in 2

    • @nuclear6058
      @nuclear6058 4 года назад +1

      Not everything is a video game kiddo

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 4 года назад +1

      @@nuclear6058 I mean, it kind of is, though. Especially if we're in the Matrix.

    • @evan8654
      @evan8654 4 года назад +2

      @@nuclear6058 i bet you're fun at parties

  • @ErraticPT
    @ErraticPT 5 лет назад +193

    "Wouldn't you prefer to play a game of chess?"

    • @adamr6498
      @adamr6498 4 года назад +6

      I like this comment. You just made my rewatch that movie.

  • @dniprokids531
    @dniprokids531 Месяц назад +1

    The launch should be super fast, the enemy doesn't give you time to follow the instructions. You're totally wiped out before you press that red button

  • @jimbo_t
    @jimbo_t 4 года назад +275

    "You have six chances"
    Me: saves the game

    • @fatherfintanstack8810
      @fatherfintanstack8810 4 года назад +3

      ZSNES Save State, bank #1, with hotkey recall lol

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 года назад +1

      It's ok, the code was legitimately all zeroes.

    • @KiatnissNZ
      @KiatnissNZ 3 года назад

      quicksaving...

  • @kobesolice4159
    @kobesolice4159 4 года назад +1998

    Let’s pray to God that no one ever has to hear those codes.
    Ever.

    • @Godrickdaddy420
      @Godrickdaddy420 4 года назад +276

      I will once I get 25 kills

    • @martinclan2999
      @martinclan2999 4 года назад +15

      Amen

    • @bingus577
      @bingus577 4 года назад +12

      Will once I open the warzone bunker 😈😈

    • @Doggy724
      @Doggy724 4 года назад +1

      @anon anon why?

    • @bingus577
      @bingus577 4 года назад +3

      @anon anon wait a fuckin miniute

  • @TheDemocrab
    @TheDemocrab 4 года назад +622

    This video is actually far shorter than the official "How to use Windows 10" video from Microsoft.

    • @daviderhahon
      @daviderhahon 3 года назад +1

      😀😀

    • @sfs52313
      @sfs52313 3 года назад +5

      windows is something you will use for years, this is something that needs to be finished within 60 seconds, nice try but terrible fucking logic

    • @TheDemocrab
      @TheDemocrab 3 года назад +42

      @@sfs52313 nice pedantry but it's just a joke. Also that's a lotta anger there, did a linux user touch you inappropriately or something?

    • @sfs52313
      @sfs52313 3 года назад

      @@TheDemocrab I mean I can joke calling you a crab and saying you touched by butt and its still stupid and pointless? This falls under the new internet logical fallacy rules of the "haha I am not actually retarded I was just pretending meme" the sort of ' I need to win an internet fight so I larp I don't care and the other person does' "intellectual checkmate" crapshoot. Good thing I am a pro and not reading messages or reading and immediately forgetting I would tell you to stay in your lane but I own this road, it's a private road, kindly see yourself out and don't come back.

    • @1d10tcannotmakeusername
      @1d10tcannotmakeusername 3 года назад +6

      @@TheDemocrab lmao, protogens sneed when you insult windows 10

  • @fryfry377
    @fryfry377 2 года назад +9

    This guy is like Willy Wonka with the amount of enthusiasm he brings to explaining how this room was designed to bring about the end times.

    • @Bryophytan
      @Bryophytan Год назад +1

      Oompa loompa didgeridoo, we've got a missile heading for you