Kicking people out of my COUNTRY as Border Control (Papers, Please)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @fredsir41
    @fredsir41 5 лет назад +828

    "Russians hit puberty at like 3"
    Seems about right

    • @LeahBouley
      @LeahBouley 5 лет назад +27

      fredsir41 i am Russian can confirm

    • @deniz2449
      @deniz2449 5 лет назад +21

      half Russian here, it was about 8 for me. Probably because of the other half.

    • @iDunnoMC
      @iDunnoMC 5 лет назад +9

      Some African girls hit puberty at 8 or something, I heard on a ItsOkToBeSmart episode or something

    • @deniz2449
      @deniz2449 5 лет назад

      iDunno oh why?

    • @deniz2449
      @deniz2449 5 лет назад +3

      Hernando Malinche oooh so like adaptation.

  • @magicmaestro7912
    @magicmaestro7912 5 лет назад +612

    “We’re guarding our soviet masterpiece country “
    Guys I think California should watch out for a soviet revolution

  • @gerbillix3433
    @gerbillix3433 5 лет назад +39

    Drew should definitely play more of this but just two things:
    1: you can see the transcript of what people said by dragging the piece of paper to the left of the rule book
    2: you only need to pay for heating/food when your family is cold/hungry

  • @allensu9363
    @allensu9363 5 лет назад +68

    10:07 “I had a bad feeling about this guy”
    That’s because you just admitted a criminal

  • @Monkey13049
    @Monkey13049 5 лет назад +133

    This is a simulation of The Berlin Wall. Tetris is the first game of this.

    • @sgs3054
      @sgs3054 5 лет назад +7

      Cant wait to play the Hungary invasion

    • @myncimynci6448
      @myncimynci6448 2 года назад

      He is the man who arranges the blocks?

  • @janslavik5284
    @janslavik5284 5 лет назад +329

    Drew denies Jorji
    viewers: So you have chosen death...

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 лет назад +13

      He didn’t even show the funny skit

    • @blucz883
      @blucz883 5 лет назад +2

      Honza slavík :D

    • @Ribbon_Fighter
      @Ribbon_Fighter 4 года назад +1

      Also jori will give you a secret token and a achievement and I think the token is obristan

    • @ahtrba6107
      @ahtrba6107 3 года назад

      ITS THE LAW

  • @bigi5223
    @bigi5223 5 лет назад +88

    Kim Jong Un: *chilling*
    Drew Durnil: KIM AND KUM

  • @lukeskywalker1557
    @lukeskywalker1557 5 лет назад +38

    You’re living in a nation thats supposed to be like East Germany not Soviet Russia. Grestin is mean to be like Berlin. Kolechia is West Germany in this case

  • @Crick1952
    @Crick1952 5 лет назад +65

    Drew didn't turn on the "privacy" filter
    RUclips: DETAINED!!! GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!!! MOTHER PROUD!

    • @ceasu-p4u
      @ceasu-p4u 5 лет назад +8

      Glory to Arstotzka. Arstotzka greatest country

    • @ScottStratton
      @ScottStratton 5 лет назад +5

      LOL. I am pretty sure that would have involved Drew reading instructions, so ... what privacy filter?

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 5 лет назад +2

      @@ScottStratton It puts underwear on the scans. It's in the settings

  • @amopapi6886
    @amopapi6886 5 лет назад +17

    Drew:
    Plays Papers, Please for the first time
    Me knowing he is going to get butchered by the rules:
    *Evil Arstozkan laughter*

  • @kabalofthebloodyspoon
    @kabalofthebloodyspoon 5 лет назад +75

    Drew is playing a game. It's the end of days!!!!

  • @jackhack9096
    @jackhack9096 5 лет назад +22

    Him: “It’s Soviet Russia. We all know.”
    Me: Well actually it’s based off of east Berlin.

  • @jacobhogan3208
    @jacobhogan3208 5 лет назад +34

    Drew: Reads Lydia
    Drew: "LEEEDA."

  • @occasionalart
    @occasionalart 5 лет назад +61

    Just so you know in case you're going to make another episode, you can turn off nudity in the settings,

  • @timothylofi
    @timothylofi 5 лет назад +132

    It’s been posted for 4 seconds. How am I here

  • @wereto1234
    @wereto1234 5 лет назад +232

    Day 21 of telling Drew to do a mega champaign with HIM playing.

    • @wereto1234
      @wereto1234 5 лет назад +9

      Don't question my grammar you p o o p y

    • @diegodesouza5382
      @diegodesouza5382 5 лет назад +3

      YES PLEASE

    • @ScottStratton
      @ScottStratton 5 лет назад +9

      Never going to happen. Maybe a new mega campaign but he won’t be playing it. It’s apparently a ginormous job just doing an AI-only mega campaign it’s probably too much to ask that he play too. Besides ... no offense, but we know he will suck at it 😜

    • @xxnoregretzxxzzz4389
      @xxnoregretzxxzzz4389 5 лет назад +2

      WereTo 123 this

    • @TheEmolano
      @TheEmolano 5 лет назад +3

      But it would end in CK2

  • @spoon8932
    @spoon8932 5 лет назад +30

    "Send her to the ranch"
    -Drew Durnil 2019

  • @sparkia.
    @sparkia. 5 лет назад +395

    Day 81 of asking Drew to start a discord server.

    • @pingpongpulver6611
      @pingpongpulver6611 5 лет назад +5

      How about you just skip some for extra effect?

    • @agent-a7818
      @agent-a7818 5 лет назад +1

      A fan made server if anyone is interested: discord.gg/5tU4fz

    • @agent-a7818
      @agent-a7818 5 лет назад

      MrToasteer no?

    • @agent-a7818
      @agent-a7818 5 лет назад

      HunterRKS41 could I get feedback why you left it?, We are always trying to improve it and hope drew joins it one day

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture4486
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture4486 5 лет назад

      Agent-A
      Bro there’s this dude talking about sex in the lounge lmao I just left

  • @chadjohnson2035
    @chadjohnson2035 5 лет назад +67

    When Drew finally starts playing games rather than watching

  • @roifrvr
    @roifrvr 3 года назад +3

    No, it’s Scandinavians that hit puberty at 3, russinens hit it at 2 and a half

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 5 лет назад +8

    I just hope THAT person makes an appearance next episode.
    You guys knows who.

  • @selimtopal1247
    @selimtopal1247 5 лет назад +8

    Extremely rare footage of Drew actually playing a game

  • @udayrathod3786
    @udayrathod3786 5 лет назад +11

    Drew : Please show paper
    Varun Grover : I won't show papers
    Drew : *Deported to Pakistan*

  • @dynawing79
    @dynawing79 5 лет назад +1

    Hey Drew, you can see what people in the booth have said by checking the Transcript. Pretty sure it's the paper next to the clock in the bottom left corner

    • @dynawing79
      @dynawing79 5 лет назад +1

      My bad it's the paper behind the microphone

  • @jol1498
    @jol1498 5 лет назад +13

    Drew remember that time you said that you will do the History of Ulm
    When you get 500.000

  • @dictatormapping4130
    @dictatormapping4130 5 лет назад +2

    I’m a week late but I got this game yesterday and I fricking love it

  • @tinyupes
    @tinyupes 5 лет назад +6

    "They got Mohawks in Soviet Russia"
    Of course they do Drew, *the Iroquois come from Russia don't they*

  • @bradycarriveau2155
    @bradycarriveau2155 5 лет назад +2

    Keep up the great content drew!!! Three years watching the channel.

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 лет назад +7

    You can come but you’ll never leave

  • @captainjackpugh6050
    @captainjackpugh6050 5 лет назад +12

    Also tip: people who give you BROTHEL CARDS are always clear to enter, just a time saver
    Edit: Arstotzka is based off East Germany, not Soviet Union.

  • @bruh8029
    @bruh8029 5 лет назад +4

    Thanks Drew,very cool!

  • @williamclark4816
    @williamclark4816 5 лет назад +4

    Love the Spongebob "Rock Bottom" reference!

  • @Bretonic
    @Bretonic 5 лет назад +1

    You let a F-bomb slip in :D 6:21

  • @Ryan12334
    @Ryan12334 5 лет назад +27

    I feel like this is going to be demonetized because the naked search things lmao

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 3 года назад

    2:35 And I quote
    "What are you throwing? Is that uh shit?"

  • @ziggitee3500
    @ziggitee3500 5 лет назад +4

    I wish we could stay in January, the time when drew doesn't give a shit about monetization

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 5 лет назад +4

    I thought i was slow, untill I saw Drew doing this!

  • @Woodsy2575
    @Woodsy2575 5 лет назад +2

    Drew, if youtube ever goes south for you, I think you’ve have a promising career working for ICE

  • @miniuniverse5070
    @miniuniverse5070 5 лет назад +3

    I have played this game at least 20 times and I just realized that the map was of the Balkans.

  • @musa4539
    @musa4539 5 лет назад +1

    drew you can pull out the transcript in the middle (on the booth desk) and then question them based on that

  • @aidanc4757
    @aidanc4757 5 лет назад

    I was wanting you to play this for a long time thank you

  • @Purple1szed
    @Purple1szed 5 лет назад +7

    6:20 HE FINALLY DID IT! HE SWORE!

    • @imcintyre01
      @imcintyre01 5 лет назад +1

      (COPPAcabana intensifies)

  •  5 лет назад

    Btw. If you play it correctly you can win by only letting two people in. There are two terrorists, which you HAVE to let in, because if you don't they are scripted to never end the day, until you let them in. But aside of that it is possible to win while not letting anyone else in. I call it "Full denial run". It is only possible because number of denials is always higher than number of people that you have to accept. As far as I know you can't win while trying to let everyone in because of how this game works. But to succed you need to have enough luck with first days, so your family doesn't die out of hunger, and so that you don't run into debt.

  • @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536
    @formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 5 лет назад +1

    1:27
    Drew: (loses 20 bucks)
    Drew: I make 10 bucks today.

  • @MasterCalensk
    @MasterCalensk 3 года назад +1

    You can see the full chat log by dragging up the paper behind the microphone

  • @Xavilian
    @Xavilian 5 лет назад +7

    This is beautiful

  • @Hosnyun13
    @Hosnyun13 5 лет назад +3

    Can we just acknowledge that this man said "hided"

  • @fineza1607
    @fineza1607 5 лет назад

    There is a thing next to the clock that shows you what they habe said and if you see a smuggler you can try to scam him by not detaining him immediatly

  • @nardosarts
    @nardosarts 5 лет назад +2

    Everytime drew doesnt realize there is a voice transcript in the microphone i cry

  • @clashcookie721
    @clashcookie721 5 лет назад

    Grats on 500k

  • @dameatofdavoid32
    @dameatofdavoid32 5 лет назад +6

    DETAIN!!!

  • @SLAVA_CCCP_1922
    @SLAVA_CCCP_1922 2 года назад

    drew durnil:* rejects Jorji Costava *
    Everybody Hated That

  • @petrvilimek6041
    @petrvilimek6041 5 лет назад +2

    Drew: wants to do a Russian accent
    The World: NO!

  • @ap0kalyps326
    @ap0kalyps326 5 лет назад +1

    WOW never realized how easy Drew could convince me he was Russian even without the accent

  • @avelus5984
    @avelus5984 5 лет назад

    Just when I thought that I wouldn’t get more of this brilliant game, you make this video.
    Thank you!

  • @alinastanescu4430
    @alinastanescu4430 5 лет назад +7

    What if the soviet union formed 500 years earlier

  • @kaysershinya
    @kaysershinya 5 лет назад +1

    I feel bad for only knowing the 18+ version of this game

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +1

    Oh tough luck kid (raspberry) That’s the last one til morning (raspberry)

  • @jensynlesikar5740
    @jensynlesikar5740 5 лет назад +1

    “Kim and Kum. Wait I shouldn’t have said that.”

  • @kt_boundarygaming6819
    @kt_boundarygaming6819 5 лет назад

    MAKE THIS A SERIES PLEASE!!!

  • @laveshismo3612
    @laveshismo3612 5 лет назад

    I have seen jacksepticeye play this game, I have even seen pewdiepie play this game but noone gave me such bad feelings playing this game because they knew what they were doing, still love you drew. you always gonna remain my papa Stalin

  • @fy1727
    @fy1727 5 лет назад

    Yo drew it is actually not Soviet Russia that the inspiration for this game but east and west Berlin. This is easilly visible because in Arstotzka there is an East-Grestin and in neighboring Kolechia there is a West-Grestin

  • @rice941
    @rice941 5 лет назад

    January drew is best drew

  • @EinFelsbrocken
    @EinFelsbrocken 5 лет назад

    Drew; that was your most entertaining video in a good while. I definitely like it a lot when you play something; and a game like Papers; Please works really well with your commentary :)

  • @jinj8764
    @jinj8764 5 лет назад

    Drew, you’ve hit 500K. Time to do History of Ulm like you promised us.

  • @ninjakidfuntime29
    @ninjakidfuntime29 2 года назад +2

    Drew: You know what screw my son im just gonna get myself a bigmac u know...🤣🤷‍♀️🤣🍿🤷‍♀️🤣🍿
    Drew: Eats his bigmac, ok fine! Il give my stupid son some medicine chill...🤷‍♀️🤣🍿🤣🤷‍♀️🤣🍿🤣🤷‍♀️🤣🍿🤣🤷‍♀️

  • @monkeymanproductions8210
    @monkeymanproductions8210 5 лет назад +1

    You should do a new KaiserReich video

  • @daviddufek6618
    @daviddufek6618 5 лет назад

    Yeeeessss! Do more gameplay! (But observing is still fun)

  • @hayyankhalil5062
    @hayyankhalil5062 5 лет назад

    16:56 than where the terrorists in the game are from

  • @hpottrr
    @hpottrr 5 лет назад +2

    Just casual music playing as someone is getting blown up

  • @davidramos5559
    @davidramos5559 5 лет назад

    That was pretty funny would love to see one more episode

  • @pepega4000
    @pepega4000 5 лет назад +3

    Drew actually plays a game this episode?!

  • @talisman_g1
    @talisman_g1 5 лет назад +1

    Ushanka drew, Ushanka

  • @thetalamhclisteach1848
    @thetalamhclisteach1848 5 лет назад +1

    I knew this day would come

  • @vukasingajovic6163
    @vukasingajovic6163 5 лет назад

    You can swipe up on that speaker/microphone thing to see what person said

  • @geennaam555
    @geennaam555 5 лет назад +1

    Where has my country gone? I swear it was here just a second ago....

  • @joshuafireman1252
    @joshuafireman1252 5 лет назад

    You gotta do the voice you can’t get outta of it
    Also GLORY TO ARTZTOSKA

  • @yoghurtmale2844
    @yoghurtmale2844 5 лет назад

    10:04 Drew let a criminal in lmao, i'ts in the news paper killed his gf or some shit

  • @brettkane9175
    @brettkane9175 5 лет назад +1

    Did this fool just allow Vince Lestrade into Arstotzka?

  • @MrRohde97
    @MrRohde97 5 лет назад

    My God. This monster let Vince Lestrade through

  • @tristar1012
    @tristar1012 5 лет назад

    Please play more of this I've been waiting for this day 😂

  • @Tugboat1861
    @Tugboat1861 5 лет назад +1

    I know a lot of you don’t care, but this game isn’t Soviet. This is set in Eastern Germany in the 1980’s during the Cold War, sure they were under Soviet control, but the country is East Germany. And this is set in Berlin, which this is the Berlin Wall. And East Grestin is based off East Germany, therefore the name of East Grestin.

  • @Werewolf_Boyo.From_CRK
    @Werewolf_Boyo.From_CRK 2 года назад

    I haven't seen this until now.............. Please more

  • @MetroPoika13Pelailee
    @MetroPoika13Pelailee 5 лет назад

    Vince Lestrade is on the list of most wanted in the game

  • @aloseronline4659
    @aloseronline4659 4 года назад

    papers, please is just basically checkpoint charlie simulator

  • @rohankainth2204
    @rohankainth2204 5 лет назад +1

    first game Drew is actually playing

  • @imcintyre01
    @imcintyre01 5 лет назад +1

    To get into the spirit of things, I began by listening to the Soviet anthem before this video. Now, let us begin.

  • @GeneralElectric202
    @GeneralElectric202 5 лет назад

    I loved this game for a while
    BUT I NEEEEED THE MUSIC THO

  • @kawaii8582
    @kawaii8582 5 лет назад +1

    Comrade I am very proud of you I'm just kinda sad you no can do Russian accent

  • @valexander275
    @valexander275 5 лет назад

    make it a series drew

  • @teecee1827
    @teecee1827 5 лет назад

    Lestrade is a killer. Good job Drew...

  • @nyl0n733
    @nyl0n733 5 лет назад

    I have a feeling that this game is based off a certain wall, ya know the famous one... around Berlin..

  • @F00nyplaysgames
    @F00nyplaysgames 5 лет назад

    Hey drew, if you’re struggling with what people said you can get a manuscript of what they said from the microphone thing

  • @eagle_eye4458
    @eagle_eye4458 5 лет назад

    I can see why my parents keep getting getting angry at me... This was too explanitory

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 5 лет назад

    I feel like the setting is less Soviet Russia and more 1984 Oceania.

  • @jocomol6796
    @jocomol6796 5 лет назад

    Everything the people said is written down on a sheet wich can be found under the microphone (where you start to interogate). Just pull at the white borders of the microphone

  • @Groaker
    @Groaker 5 лет назад +1

    Well, I think we now know Drew's calling should RUclips collapse.

  • @delinard3401
    @delinard3401 5 лет назад

    Vets know he is doomed from the start with only 6 passes on 1st day.

  • @zoharamitai8719
    @zoharamitai8719 3 года назад

    12:07 Satlin to his son who got captured by germans

  • @tectonianmapper5272
    @tectonianmapper5272 3 года назад

    0:09
    American Man wearing Soviet Hat
    L O V E L Y