Every Extended Micropop Song - Jack Stauber Compilation
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- Опубликовано: 28 июн 2024
- All of Jack Stauber's extended Micropop songs, in one big ol' video!
All music and footage credit goes to Jack Stauber, thanks for making these dope tunes!
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Editing by Alex Walter
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0:00 - Inchman
3:30 - Two Time
5:50 - Cheeseburger Family
10:00 - Fighter
14:05 - The Ballad of Hamantha
19:58 - Today Today
22:57 - Al Dente
26:17 - Baby Hotline
31:09 - Tea Errors
34:59 - Deploy
39:22 - Those Eggs Aren’t Dippy
41:32 - Out the Ox
45:00 - Dinner Is Not Over
49:41 - There’s Something Happening
52:47 - Keyman
56:29 - Cupid 
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TIMESTAMPS AND LYRICS
(Lyrics in replies, copied from Genius)
0:00 - Inchman
3:30 - Two Time
5:50 - Cheeseburger Family
10:00 - Fighter
14:05 - The Ballad of Hamantha
19:58 - Today Today
22:57 - Al Dente
26:17 - Baby Hotline
31:09 - Tea Errors
34:59 - Deploy
39:22 - Those Eggs Aren’t Dippy
41:32 - Out the Ox
45:00 - Dinner Is Not Over
49:41 - There’s Something Happening
52:47 - Keyman
56:29 - Cupid
*INCHMAN*
[Intro]
(It's never been worse)
(That's not true)
(True)
(True)
[Verse 1]
I'm up and a-racin'
Like a foreign entity
If you let them embrace it (Ow!)
It's a clockwork energy!
[Chorus]
Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong?
(Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?)
Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
Discuss, discuss, never mercy
[Verse 2]
Well, I'm up in your Days Inn
And I'll be taking what I need
Looked over, you’re welcome, embrace it (Aw, what?)
Where's my apology? No mercy!
[Chorus]
Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong?
(Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?)
Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
Discuss, discuss, never mercy
[Bridge]
Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows
Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it
Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows
Your mood's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it
Although the Inchman goes, everybody knows
Your heart is sleeping in the morning and a-break it down to wake it
Though the Inchman goes, everybody knows
Your mood's a-pressed into clay and a-break it down to bake it
[Bridge 2]
So while you're washing your hair like you know that you should
The second wind must have made it feel good
You gotta be lifting up flowers and saving your power
For making the leap to the next big thing, don't swing at me
You better believe I'll be singin' gravy, gravy, to the grave, just swingin'
Well, he hurts me, hurts me, wants me plus and swingin'
Discuss, discuss, never mercy
[Interlude]
O-oh!
[Chorus]
Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong?
(Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?)
Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
Discuss, discuss, never mercy
[Chorus]
Inchman, Inchman, why'd you stay so lo-o-ong?
(Oh what, oh what the hell did I do?)
Hits me, hurts me, wants me hurting wro-o-ong
Discuss, discuss, never mercy
[Outro]
(Oh...)
(Stay here)
(Why'd you stay?)
(Stay here)
(Closely, trudging)
*TWO TIME*
[Intro]
(Hey)
(Give it a little attack-tack)
(Work!)
(Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo)
(Listen, oh)
(Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
(Hey-hey)
[Verse 1]
We could leave the lights on
Sun-tan (Bo-bow-bo-bo)
We could get lunch
Aw, man (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
I think that I like you (You do?)
Yeah
But something bugs me 'bout the way you lick your envelopes, so...
[Chorus]
I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
So hopped up that I can't pretend
Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Stay friends
Problem that you can't defend (Oh)
Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Whose heart could I break today?
Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Stay friends
Problem that you can't defend
[Interlude]
(Oh...)
(I think tha-a-)
[Verse 2]
Slip me in your pocket
Chicka-chew the way out
Oh man, was that your last piece of gum? (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
(Come on!) But we both wanted some!
I know, and you can get in the hole too
E-R, what can you say?
I never read the package anyway (Haha, oh)
[Chorus]
I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
So hopped up that I can't pretend (Ooh)
Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Stay friends
Problem that you can't defend (Oh)
Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Whose heart could I break today?
Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Stay friends
Problem that you can't defend
[Chorus]
I'm out on the block again (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
So hopped up that I can't pretend (Ooh)
Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Stay friends
Problem that you can't defend (Oh)
Hands up, feel okay (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Whose heart could I break today?
Two time! (Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba)
Stay friends
Problem that you can't defend
*CHEESEBURGER FAMILY*
[Intro]
(What?)
[Verse 1]
On the side, or below it
No use countin', but it
There it was, below it
Only farther right
Say grace and move on
And the kids are havin' children of their own
So you know (Know-know)
(What?) You know the recipe stays alive
(Like a butterfly!)
[Chorus]
Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
Hand me down my suit and tie
Arigato family!
I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time
Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
Hand me down my suit and tie
Arigato family!
I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time
[Refrain]
(Hey, what do ya know, tomato, tomato!)
(What's the difference?)
Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
(Then why would you say so?)
I don't know!
Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
[Verse 2]
From the time you were born
Flowers have blossomed, trees have grown
You, oh and I
Different in my sight
As with mine, and the lord
It's kinda something special
To close the fight (What?)
Nothin' more divine
(Oh, what'cha doin-doin?)
(Dinnertime!)
[Chorus]
Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
Hand me down my suit and tie
Arigato family!
I'll be dancin' 'til dinner time
Oh, the Cheeseburger Family!
Hand me down my suit and tie
Arigato family!
I'll be dancin'
[Verse 3]
Five in the morning, kids are still snoring
Dad's in the kitchen, have you ever seen such a meal?
Black coffee baby, beef can bring gravy
Moment to be lazy, have you ever seen such a meal?
Backyard daisies, sleepy healthy baby
Lettuce and tomato, have you ever seen such a meal?
Dad sees the babies growing up slowly
Holds on softly, have you ever seen such-
[Bridge]
It's a combo sized meal (It's a combo meal)
It's a family deal (It's a family deal)
It's a combo sized meal (It's a combo meal)
It's a family deal (It's a family deal)
It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal
It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal
It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal
It's a combo sized meal, it's a family deal
[Outro]
(Oh, Cheeseburger Family!)
Hand me down my suit and tie
(Arigato family!)
(Dancin' dinnertime)
*FIGHTER*
[Intro]
(Fight with your heart)
(Play for keep)
(I've gotta keep, keep)
(Dirty play)
[Verse 1]
When I try-y-y (Oh, there you are)
To look sly-y
Then you push all my curtains to the side
To the side
[Chorus]
Call me fighter
I'll mop the floor with you
Call me lover
I'll take you for a drink or two
You'll get older
And maybe then you'll feel some control
[Break]
Ah-ah, a-a-a-a-a-ah
A-a-a-a-oy
A-a-a-oy
[Verse 2]
When I learn-earn-earn (Like that, like that)
To look stern
You broke my heart and now it's your turn
It's your turn
[Chorus]
Call me fighter
I'll mop the floor with you
Call me lover
I'll take you for a drink or two
You'll get older
And maybe then you'll feel some control
[Interlude]
(If I don't fight so brutally)
(The bigger strikes hit me harder back)
(Until we quit loving you and I)
(The pleasure slipping, oy)
[Spoken]
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! Yes, yes, thank you all for coming out. Tonight, we've got a wild, wild show for you all, so let's give it over to Jack Stauber!
[Bridge]
Roller skate into my view
Hold my gaze tonight
Hold my baby, I love you
See you smile so bright
If you truly love me
Why'd you train me to fight?
If it wasn't in my blood
What do you see right?
[Break 2]
(Why did you? What do you?)
(Why did you? What do you?)
(Why did you? What do you?)
(Why did you? What do you?)
(Why did you? What do you?)
(Why did you? What do you?)
(Why did you? What do you?)
[Verse 3]
When I try
To look sly
Then you push all my curtains to the side
To the side
When I try
To look sly
Then you push all my curtains to the side
To the side
[Outro]
Call me fighter
Call me lover
You'll get older
*THE BALLAD OF HAMANTHA*
[Intro]
(Go away)
[Verse 1]
Life's extension lottery
Kind to some, but not duly
Born with a rare and sad disease
She grew- a ham- where her head should be
[Pre-Chorus]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dream was to be a famous star
But at the rate she was goin’, she wasn't going fa-a-ar
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
[Break]
(Oh no!)
[Verse 2]
Her father was a simple man (Duh!)
He wanted to help, "in any way that I can!"
Home from school, he watched his daughter cry
In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain
And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
[Bridge]
Got a call from the doctor
He had some amazing news for her
He just developed a cure
If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her
Burst out the door, she was beaming
Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming
Finally freed from her pain
But something else fell with the rain
A stray bullet shot by her father
Aimlessly nested inside her
She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty
Of the life which once christened her body
[Interlude]
"Nurse, s-she’s... she's gone."
"O-oh... oh dear."
"I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved, a cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations."
"U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the... which... which one is the ham that-?"
"I-I must... I must go... I must... I must go, I'm on break."
"Oh dear."
[Pre-Chorus 3]
Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie
Meaty face and a lovely eye
At her time of death, the doc said "time to eat!"
So we took a bite out of her face meat
[Chorus]
Hamantha, Hamantha
You were impossible to ignore (La-la-la...)
Hamantha, Hamantha
So greedy we wanted more
[Outro]
Soaring infinitely through space
Hamantha's soul was graced
With a glance of our humble planet
At which she was amazed
The news of her untimely death
Had spread out near and far
And through her soul, the truth was whole
Her dream had crossed the bar
Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star
Hamantha had become a star
Hamantha was finally a star
Jack Stauber when he sees an inanimate object: slap some eyes on that bad boy and call it a song
I mean, _you're not wrong-_
Food
@@cupee4234 ?
@@jesusbaby9873 food
imagine putting eyes on a shoe and him making a skit called “walk”
*me thinkinng jack stauber looks like the fun uncle that brings presents everytime he visits*
I feel like he wants cheese for his birthday
I dont blame him
Yep!
He looks like that. You got me-
I'd love having this dude or someone similar to that in my family.
@@deadbeyondbridges i know but i put my spin on it D: sorry. should have put "inspired"
"wrote you a song and now you're singing it wrong" lmao so true
😂
In wich one it says that? Lmao
@@MrHank-wf1rr at 53:27
@@MrHank-wf1rr Keyman I think
*roaches song and knife singing wrong
jack: - makes a song -
meme animators: G O L D
Its not even a meme just a 3 frame animations of furries turning into sans lmao
no it’s furries turning into magical beings that we can’t comprehend and kills the entire world and they go Alex/demon/cute/mean/demon/cute/love
cringe culture is dead 💕💕
@@jespinwastaken That's Roblox, and I don't understand the appeal of "Alex" other than it's a name of a popular Roblox RUclipsr.
two time moment
Jack stauber the movie
Mr globbypants what’s the plot
@@mcdoughboi1859 jack stauber sings in cursive and uses the power of teeth to kill leakers for leaking his music
Hamantha father shoots Cupid
Mr globbypants what I said should be canon
MC DOUGH BOI jack kills people that lick envelopes weirdly
Everyone joking about him looking like fun uncle, and i'm here with my uncle who looks exactly like Jack Stauber.
P.s- yes my uncle is fun
I'm now leaving my home, tell me where you live XD
That is not your uncle that is now OUR uncle
*Russian anthem starts playing*
lmao I know someone who looks literally exactly like him too.
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
no one knows
Jack Stauber is the only person who could ever make me cry over a girl with a ham for a head
I think Neil Cicierega could probably pull that number off
@@thecjweej2761 if they did a collab all gays and weird kids would be sweating intensely
@@kitzia13 get will wood in there and it'll be perfect
Has anyone else tried?
@@thecjweej2761 haha true
I don’t trust *ANYONE* who doesn’t clap to two time
I snap sometimes because it's 2am in the morning.
Sunflower Luna fun fact: I can’t snap XD
@@curlyhaircupid aw. That's ok
I don't trust the way you lick your envelopes
Ink Bendy I can only snap with my left hand and I’m right handed
I'm predicting Jack will extend next:
- Mirror Mirror (50%)
- Love Bug
- Oh Mona Lisa
He should also extend 4,99 and Shattered Molars
If he extends Oh Mona Lisa I’ll be so happy istg
New Normal and Coffee are tied as my favorite songs he hasn't extended yet.
If he extends Mona Lisa I'll have a fucking heart attack
New normal should definitely be extended that shit bangs
How to Jack Stauber:
1. Sing in cursive
2. Write songs bout random objects
3. Have amazing yet terrifying claymation in your videos
I like how youre one of the rarest comments he hasn't liked
@@nipenojhd3560 LOL
And 4:
USE TEETH
Well that's not really how to Jack Stauber
4. Put deep meanings in it that makes everyone cry
everyone gangster until the eggs aren’t dippy
toe = theory of everyting
I dunno why, but for some reason that song sounds like a really bad meltdown to me
YOOOOO YOUR PFP IS DIGITAL GIRL BY KIRA THATS SWAG
IM CRYING AAA
@@cr4b4ppl Well, i'm pretty sure the song is about his near death experience he had recently at the time, so that's probably why
i like how he just has a tv in the garage
how is that weird
EnterFalcon wdym who has a tv in their garage
everyone, even I have a tv in my garage
Iv'e kept TV's in my garage before, not plugged in but if they are to be sold or something
I would go watch tv in that garage tho ngl, the floor seems like its nice and cold
Every night I go to sleep wondering why jack hasn't made extended versions of doctor and peppermint. One day, maybe, one day :'(
Most likely he won’t cuz they were posted over 1 yr ago
I'll extend it:
Can I have a peppermint
You can have a peppermint
That's too hot for me
Bleh
Hey
Ahhhhhhh
I don't like the peppermint
You don't like the peppermint
No it's too spicy
Well Why's you ask me for a mint
I don't know
When did this spiciness begin
I don't know
Is it all because of me
I don't know
Am I sleeping on the couch
Yeah
[interlude]
Can I have a peppermint
No
Why not
You only spit it out
Oh...
Those are stinky songs, stinky.
Nah you forgot the fucking classic ass nurpo
The real answer to why those 2 probably won’t be extended is because he would have to get the singers back to sing more lines.
When you listen to Jack stauber in December, it makes Christmas 1000% times better.
Especially dinner is not over
Area 51 Studio and cupid
Man Sad OH MY GOD I COULD JUST IMAGINE THAT ACTUALLY for thanksgiving tho dinner is not over would be great
Area 51 Studio yes
I'm doing that in 2020 and its making my life ☻✨🔪better ✨☻🔪
im trying so hard to get my friends into jack stauber, they think im a weirdo but he's seriously amazing
Same
my bro got me into jack stauber, props to him
Your friends need mental help
Exact same thing happened to me
Im getting my dad into it
Has anyone noticed that his micropops sound like different decades of music over time? The ones at the beginning have references to the 50s (especially Inchman and Fighter) but closer to the end they sound more and more like the 80s (Deploy, for example)
Can't wait for Jack to put dubstep in his next EP
@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 wut
@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 LMFAO
@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 it doesn’t really seem right Jack doing that how about he sticks to indie and indie pop
@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 ay. im waitin for that. inchman in the video looks so distorted that i like it
Almost half of these are about food and they’re all 2 spots apart
Well, who doesn't like food?
Right you are
Omg you're right... I think he likes food. A LOT.
Lmfao true
Is a dude climbing in your ear classified as food?
I feel like “Today Today” was more of a personal pick from Jack than one that was recommended by everyone
A couple of them are, I mean, I think by the time eggs aren't dippy extended came out nobody was exactly asking for it. Also if he's going by popularity he has GOT to make a 4.99 extension
@@Ifgodscouldbleed70times "4.99/Able/Mirror Mirror" WHEN?
@@reverendneko8512 can’t forget “ /love will”
@@artthenecromancer404 "4.99/Able/Love Will/Mirro Mirror " would be enough music for me to listen to for the next year honestly lmao
@@reverendneko8512 same, adding a /penny would probably be enough to keep me satisfied for a decade
probably the closest to a new Jack Stauber album we’re gonna get for awhile
Sadly
:,)
When will he release a new album
@@peachy-wd6ci maybe april
its kind of an album, considering it has 16 songs on it and its all from the same mega album thing
Got in a car crash today. This really helped me calm down though. You have no idea how much this helped me. Thank you so much.
NoodleBubble thanks
Hey it's been 2 weeks. You better now? X
@@seacow4705 I'm doing a lot better :) thanks!
God bless you, especially during these difficult times. I hope for a safe recovery and good friends to support you along the way 💖🌈✨ if you need calming aesthetic music, I can certainly recommend some as well!
awwh no! feeling better?
Cupid sounds like one of those depressing 80's songs that 14 year old girls would listen to
no hate on cupid, just pointing out my opinion
80's Billie Eilish-
Deploy sounds like a summer song to me or a song when you go out with friends on a beach in my opinion
@@area51studio93 y e s
more like 60´s
it fells like the song you'd hear after an scp movie where the protagonist is a guard with a wife but there was a breach and it led to his wife's death/not being able to see them anymore and is now blaming a cupid like scp as well as the foundation, just my opinion.
my brain is erratic
So what music do you listen to?
Me: It’s complicated...
how is it complicated? It's not hard to say "Jack Stauber" or "Pop"
y e s
Whatchu mean bruv its perfectly fine
@@simaeyy Yikes.
Umm, Alternative Synth Pop?
Theory:
When Hamantha died, the song "today today" is her father singing and crying because he killed her daugher and thats why he says "count your teardrops all "114" of them and sing"
al dente is the father trying drugs after he's done crying
Actually in “today today” he said “count your teardrops, all 114” 144 meaning that the song “today today” is his 114th video.
@@joblesss209 Hamantha bad ending
In the good ending she uses her brain and waits till it's done raining to exit
No lmao
@@aresknight12 or she just uses an umbrella to deflect the bullet or somethin
44:15 i like how the video synced with the yelling backing vocals
That's beautiful
Yeah that is so smooth and relaxing
26:18 too
H E ‘ S D E A D A G A I N
*sATISFYINGGGG*
My favourite weird shit to listen to while working
Relatable
Lol, im doing a project for school while listening to this, so, yeah, this is very Relatable
Me tooo 😂
Same lol
my mom came in and she looked at the computer and asked what the hell are you listening to lol
which song
P0Pdart the ballad of Hamantha
@@pipergscool uh oh
damn hiyoko didnt expect u here😳
HIYOKO YASSSSSS FINALLY I HAVE FOUND SOMEONE NAMED HIYOKO ALSO I LIKE DA COMMENT
Tea Errors will never not bop to me. The vocals at the end just give me goosebumps. Those harmonies man!
Why hate one of his best songs when you can love it
i fap to tea error
you monster.
Tea Errors is one of the best
@@labington6404 nice..........
ew........
Just me or Jack Stauber is the kind of guy who invites his relatives into abstract art cafes to feast in his birthday?
No, you're not alone
That is incredibly specific but I completely agree
Omg it's going to be 4 years since this was posted, crazy that this used to be my go to study playlist
This should be the actual album. Not 100 songs.
actual facts
xultsu yay! I’m right!
Yesss
I’m glad to see that so many people agree
micropop the album has good songs though
he knows how to say deep things without making it sound cringey.
My Fav songs out of this video.
Dinner is not over
Cupid
Inchman
Baby hotline
Keyman
Two time
Tea Errors
Those Eggs arnt Dippy
Deploy
Fighter
Theres something happening
Heavy Says Join RED Team do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, two time?
@@aerithsgf1575 I'll check it out
Dinner is Not Over is freking epic
What about out of the ox?
@@NervousYoungInhuman why isn't out of the is on here
I'm waiting for that one God of a human to come by and post the lyrics for all the songs. I'm waiting because I know he's out there and he's gonna PROVIDE for us
Check the new pinned comment, thanks for suggesting!
Jack told someone the lyrics to TEAD after they asked him on patreon
Genius exists you know.
HE IS THE MESSIAH
the god himself is Jack... cause you know he came up with the lyrics lol
The extended we really need
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*Benny worm*
Edit: ok all the songs in the replies are valid as well
wat about cooking with abigail
Love Bug, Aleph, Peppermint. Cooking With Abigail > Benny Worm
They're all equally good imo-
He extended it in one of his gigs
bcsilikejanmayen LINK
does anyone get "dont hug me im scared" vibes?
yeah
Pesky bee...
Nahh
yep
a lil bit yeaa
he made 2 albums that have 2 songs
he made 3 albums that have 3 songs
will he make 4 albums that have 4 songs,
and 5 albumbs that ahev 5 songs?
and so on?
edit: just realized baby hotline ruined everything bc it just has 2
im crying
ya know he's made 3 albums with 2 songs?
Ah wait wait, I think I saw you on a different comment before!
please hold me close to youuuu~
Jack : wrote you a song and now you’re singing it wrong
Also jack : *sings in every single language on earth at once*
Literally
my theory :)) what if hamantha is a song abt a man who's daughter tragically died, then Today Today, is the aftermath, when the dad goes into depression, and al dente is the dad starting a drug addiction over the death of Samantha
I mean it makes sense
It would’ve been cool if he added a blood splatter on the floor right at the end when the gunshot happens in Cupid
Thank you for doing this, it really reminds me how sad the Hamantha Trilogy is
sometimes i can’t listen to it, it upsets me so bad 😣
Wait there’s a hamantha TRILOGY??
Kirbo The Wirbo wait so there’s a 3RD ONE
@@Opossum.mommie yes, all the songs in the ballad of hamantha single are connected
@@kexthekool2682 how?
Not going to lie this gives me that one memory I never had but want to have
I appreciate the added gunshot on cupid!
That must've taken hours to export and upload. Aplauds*
The chorus after the doctor announces Hamantha's death hit differently than the other ones which just sends chills down my spine
Jack looks like the really cool uncle who encourages you to be yourself and let's you do fun things. He has the coolest stuff but your parents hate him cus he "*isnt a good role model*"
Hank braaking bad😲😲!!!(real)
I had to fall asleep with this on because Jack stauber is like a lullaby-
@Benjamin Gibson True lol
I feel like Jack had to much fun with inchman
Edit-
this is all of his music.
right.
Literally
I swear this man can choose any object around him, put eyes on it, and it's a masterpiece HOW?!
this might be a hot take but it shouldnt be:
theres not a single bad jack stauber song. im frfr
even like,, on from viator. where the man just. laughs. an absolute anthem.
I like all of his songs, except every single song from viator. It just sounds like a train wreck. It just sounds horrible in my opinion. Makes me want to blow my ears out. Anyways, have a good day.
Edit: Man I regret this comment, I love Viator now lol
P0Pdart Viator is one of my favourite albums, I just find so much emotion and energy in it. Like Pressed Flowers and Soda Pop Heart,
i can kinda agree with P0Pdart here, it sounds like nerfed everywhere at the end of time
I think there are some bad Jack Stauber songs. Like Kissin' On Me. That song has a horrible beat, instrumental is bad, and lyrics are just lazy. Think of the most generic rap. That's that song. But it was made back in 2012, so he's changed. I don't think there is a bad "modern" jack stauber song though.
@Jack Drill Who are you?
56:29 oh,circumcise my love for you
It's far too vapid and aimless
Love solder
I want a closer
oh euthanize my heartbeat
@@Naomi1220 as I said, careless & calm-free
Shes a Hoarder of quarters
Favorite line
*I WaNt mY QuaRtErs!*
I mean- same tho.
*proceeds to go limp during every other verse*
All of the replies above have danganronpa profile pics🤔
I'm a hoarder of quarters but the quarters is replaced with "unnecessary screenshots"
I’d definitely like to see an extended version for New Normal, Goldie (Underrated), $4.99, and Sine.
"dinner's almost ready"
"oh, dope"
new normal is pretty dang good
an extended new normal would give me nightmares. I need it.
Choice?
Listening to all of these on Christmas Eve is unironically making Christmas a lot better.
I’m back this year.
listening to his songs in the last 4 months of a year makes life better, i was 12 when the pandemic started, i swear i felt like in a whole new alternate reality, i was considering being something close beetwen kid and teen, but not pre-teen at all, but it was just my mind which was changing, and i was just in my home, my life.
Anyone else can't help it but sing "Cheeseburger Family", whilst munchin on a nice and juicy BoIGoR?
*Chesmbuger femialy*
ham burr gur
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CHEEMSBURGER FAMILE
**sweats in vegetarian**
Any song that has a good beat and nice music: *exists*
10 years old gacha editors: oh here i go coming in with a gacha edit about my oc having an evil side
frr
Either that or some sad depressing stuff when there not really depressed
saiouma pfp 😳😳
@@yoylejuice Saiouma gives me hope 😳😳
Why is this accurate tho-
God I had a teacher who looks like the Walmart version of Jack then another that looks like he hunts and fish
My old science teacher looked like Jack
I absolutely love how you like a majority of the comments
then how about you join them
Oop-
if he sold cds, i would buy the entire stock.
He used to sell cds :(
But where would we buy them then.
two time was the first song i have ever heard from jack, my friend introduced him to me when i used to play roblox, its been 2 years since i discovered jack but its been 2 years since i saw her go online
turns out she was jack stauber the whole time & wanted you to listen to his music, then left when the deed was done
if that last part is true though, i hope she comes on soon wjks
@@susiepilled b r o i went back to play roblox again 2 weeks ago and I SAW HER ONLINE so we got our steam accs and we just played and chatted
@@benfuertes6585 woa im glad she came back!
@@susiepilled yea we just caught up like how i moved, a girl said i was too short, introduced her into some real good channels and music, but she had barely changed but her artwork has gotten into some really weird shit
@@susiepilled heres an example of her “artwork” ruclips.net/video/yks5_bnTcfQ/видео.html
Is this what I see when I'm kidnapped in someone's garage?
id let them kidnap me lmao
Honestly I'd be scared asf
Like..
Me: *gets kidnapped* oh k
Me: *gets kidnapped by someone that listens to jack* SHIT THEYRE A MANIAC*
I would stay
My favorite of his micropop songs were probably Two Time, Cheeseburger Family, The Ballad of Hamantha, Baby Hotline, Tea Errors, and Cupid. Of course, those were some of the first ones I knew about. I usually stick to a number of songs I love instead of all of the micropop ones. Some of these I haven't even heard of before.
I personally like Inchman, Today Today and Deploy, but all of those I love as well!
every Jack Staurber song is a bop, no matter what the context is, sad or not its a jam to listen to any Jack Stauber song.
I dont like the ballad of hamantha bc i saw a mv on it (prolly not his) and it has scared me ever since
I want an extended version of 4.99
it makes me feel so 𝓛𝓾𝔁𝓾𝓻𝔂
It’s literally just Spamton and I love it
I had an dream that he made 4.99$ an extended song
@@Capybara15172 I wish I had that dream 😔
44:57 that was synced perfectly
26:18 too
@@pierocelle4343 that was the beginning
I remember listening to Inchman and Two Time when my family went to Florida last summer, making them really nostalgic to me, even though I’ve only heard of them for less than a year now
Everybody finding out about jack stauber from tiktok while I'm here learning about him by a fucking worm
Could you elaborate. Pls. I found the album via a "two time" animation on RUclips.
@Tom Pritchard I was referencing a video he made called "Benny worm".
also sheesh, this comment is old lol
@@Toddo_5 Thx
Nobody sings like him, nobody creates like him. He's a wonderful alien
He's from a different world
Love how *Fighter,* *Baby Hotline,* *Out the Ox,* and *Keyman* kinda matches to the video in the tv
Maybe because at the beginning there is no new lyric
Today today, too, kinda, at 21:34
I DONT TRUST ANYONE WHO DOESNT VIBE TO BABY HOTLINE
After the Micropop channel was hacked, I can't be more grateful for this video. If I want to listen to these songs on RUclips, I'll do it here instead of the topic channel, which of course would not give the revenue to jack. Thanks so much for this!
Wait it was hacked?
"Her father was a simple man."
The father: "DÜOÆH"
if cupid was shot and died, that means jack suicided, lets remember cupid is inside jack's head
this comment and the reply have a chaotic energy
@@TheONLYFeli0 *clockwork energy
Finja que tem um nome aqui no
He also said he tasted death and it tasted good in dinner is not over.
@Jamie Johnson WHAT
This genre should be called Stauber.
I saw someone else make a list on what songs they think Jack Stauber will extend next so I decided to make my own, from the ones he is most likely to extend to least likely:
Mirror Mirror
6B Baby
Oh Mona Lisa
New Normal
Good Luck Chasing Your Mind
Love Will
Love Bug
Banter
Dirty Harry
Bug Bite
Able
Is Anyone There?
4.99
Echo co co
Boo!
Eating on the Go
Elder
dude an extended eating on the go has to win a grammy
The single most hilarious thing I've ever read in my life is "Those Eggs Aren't Dippy" and I can't explain why.
Istg the part where he sang faster than eminem 😩😩gold
Jack Stauber is a G O D.
50s part in fighter might be the best part in ANY extended
5 in the morning?
@@jellyfishyy 1950 vibes...
I want to see him collab with bill wurtz
The weird thing is I feel guilty watching Bill wurtz because I feel like I'm leaving jack behind, plus I believe there can be only 1
@kas3ui
Jack and Neil would make a fuckin perfect song i stg
That or Bo Burnham (if that's how you spell it-)
Yeah theyd be perfect
АГА, РУССКИЙ! Не я одна Джека Страубера слушаю!!
The extended we really need
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DOCTOR
So true!!!
Weird way of spelling Good Luck Chasing Your Mind
yES
I have had a theory for some time regarding Hamantha/Today Today/Al Dente. I wholly believe these songs were collected and placed in this order on purpose, because to me they all paint a clear picture as to a cohesive story. Let me explain. The following contains spoilers.
Hamantha describes the inciting incident: Hamanthas untimely death at the hands of her father.
With Today Today, we get a look at the deep suicidal depression her father feels due to the guilt behind the accidental murder. The most damning evidence that this is about the same situation comes at the end where the lines are sung: And as those walk by/You can see with your *eye*/Hug me as we plead to be forgiven.
Al Dente, to me, represents the father falling upon drugs to cope with it all. The lyrics seem to be mostly sung from the perspective of an addiction talking to an addict. The breakdown with various clips seem to be those on the outside looking in: "Honestly I hate to say it/We both know a better way" as well as internal battles with the addiction: "Somethin, my toy needs to stay/Away from my brain".
In conclusion: the single is all connected, from a father accidentally murdering his child to the guilty depression to the coping addiction to dangerous drugs the man falls upon when nothing else rids him of the torturous memories and guilt he harbors. Pretty dark shit, Jack.
Well he did also make opal so uhh
@@WOODENCHAIR64 True. Dinner Is Not Over pretty likely is about suicide too, so I'm well aware how dark he can get xD
One thing I love about Jack songs is that if you have listened to one you haven't heard to anything, that are all so different it's exiting to think about how it's going to be, they can even change to something completely unexpected and I love it, the music is so good, especially dinner is not over, al dente, cheese burger family etched
Etc*
I agree
I wantt to animate every song and make it a whole movie
I just wanna make a movie with his songs in the background
I feel like if there was a jack movie most of the songs will be from pop food or this
I'm new to his music and all I can say almost every one of these songs are awesome so thx for putting all these together!
Thanks for putting this together!
This feels like an album.
RoachMahhn Art, And more.
I mean each Micropop is sorta listed on RUclips as it’s own album but this video is just a compilation. I could be wrong though.
@@wingspan9851 yeah i think its just a comp, but idk
Dude I love Jack Stauber's music so much. He's the person who got me into making music in the first place, and I feel really lucky to have found him
these songs feel like a weird video game theme that you always sing along to but dont understand the lyrics.
*And i'm okay with that.*
my biggest flex is that i live in pensylvania (where jack stauber lives)
Dinner Is Not Over sounds like a thanksgiving/christmas song
perfect timing now even if it is apparently is something about suicide prevention
Im not a person who can taste music but for some reason in two time I feel like I can taste expired peppermint candies.
cool
for me it'd be those gummy bananass
To the person who made this, this is absolutely amazing, the effort to make this and everything too, its awesome, thank you so much!!
my mom: *what have you ate today?*
me: *IVE TASTED DIEING AND IT TASTED GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD*
Jack Stauber is the Bohemian Rhapsody of Weirdcore. I also love the 80s VHS feel. Thank you, Jack Stauber.
my uncle reminds me of jack stauber, everything. looks, coolness, vibes.. except the fact my uncle doesn't make dope music
Your uncle sounds great
my uncle has the same personality as jack stauber sadly he doesnt look like him
Jack Stauber's songs bring so much joy to my life. Never have I seen someone so unashamed of being "weird", confidentially post it on the internet, and gain so much respect for it.
I strive to be just as proud of my own bizarre works as he is with his.
Honestly we all love jack Stauber thats why we are here but tbh SONIAN did a great job on this video
The thumbnail fits with jack's aesthetic and is eye catching
The video of the micro version plays on a VCR in the background
All the songs are categorised by album and clearly labeled with both on screen indication and RUclips chapters
So thank you for this video is a great showcase of jacks work! 💙
the fact that I have all these songs memorized-
*_Carefully, he's a hero._*
Chickennugget2001_:
I AM NOT THE MESSIAH
everyone:
HE IS THE MESSIAH
oh man i forgot about these, thanks for showing up :)
two time is actually amazing i’ve listened to it 135 times LMAOOO
11:11
can we just talk about this part like those notes were * chefs kiss~* perfect