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Cinema Summary at a crosswalk with his mother: I would push my mom in front of the first car I saw. The horror of the accident would cause all of the cars to stop, so I could cross the street without fear of being hit. It's cold hearted, but you have to do whatever it takes to survive. I would do her a solid by honoring her memory and telling the jury that she was a hero.
And the same cinema summary: "Eating dogs and slapping strippers on the butt is unethical." - We all know that someone as psychopathic as him would lie to make the audience feel comfortable.
The whole theme of the movie is when people are in a state of fear they are not thinking straight. The android was programmed by Wayland Yutani to keep the crew in a state of fear; Wayland Yutani utilised the the greed of the crew perfectly when it came to their "wages". To put it bluntly the crew was a part of a very horrible experiment performed by Wayland Yutani; they fell for it hook line and sinker and paid the price.
That’s actually a really good point. I surprised none of them pointed it out. That there was only enough oxygen for them to be out of cryo for a week and there’s only enough stasis pods for the crew and Jonesy.
When I first saw this title all I could think was “not possible, lifeform too perfect”. I’m glad you proved your point over and over again and made it fun to listen to. 🔥🔥
It's natural human behavior to project your own behavior on others. Combine that with a distinct lack of empathy for anyone, the toxic echo chamber that is social media, and the actual media constantly yelling in our ears that "the other side" is responsible for everything wrong in the world....is it any wonder were so divided?
Did you know there are 800 species of Hermit crab and they live up to more than 30 years! Hermit crabs can start to hibernate below 68 degrees.Hermit crabs are anomuran decapod crustaceans of the superfamily paguroidea that have adapted to occupy empty scavenged mollusc shells to protect their fragile exoskeletons. Hermit crabs have a pair of claws and two pairs of walking legs. Hermit crabs don't bite but they do pinch when they pinch they feel threatened so back up in order of defense.
"Why don't they freeze him" was mentioned by that one character like 30 times after Kane was brought on board, and its ridiculous that no one listened to him , because here you are explaining in perfect detail why that would have been the best possible solution. Granted his mindset was that they'd "cure him later" so he was right for the wrong reasons, but even his own rationale is far more solid than just letting Kane sit in quarantine letting the facehugger do whatever it wants.
Because the medical officer, the one who would get to decide if they froze him, was actively protecting the Alien. He knew the whole time what was happening to Kane. There's even a shot where you can see the chestburster on a monitor when Ripley confronts him about breaking quarantine that he tries to hide.
Two things wrong with ignoring the distress signal: 1) You'd have to sleep at night knowing it could've been someone that actually needed help 2) Ash would probably have reported you. I also have a theory that Ash knew good and well what they were walking into, so in that case he'd try his best to convince the crew to land.
When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now Tuesday, 20 March 2012 The Book of Truth
I gotta say I would never disable the artificial gravity, humans arnt exactly as adapted to scurry around on pipes etc as a Xenomorph, if it's off and your found your gonna be caught right quickly
@@humanlettuce7422 good. let's keep it that way shall we? because an ad should not be the most referenced part of a video. it speaks poorly of the creator.
I doubt it, since he sometimes mentions on videos that he isn't THAT brave to try some of the tactics he suggests. +, there's the problem of stress. But he would probably put up a good fight Edit: typo
@Ghosty NY ah yes, the random "stfu" or "who asked". Making a comment is grounds for being told to shut up now? Edit: Also nice liking your own comment lmao
7:00 This is a great example of how you avoid the old horror "why are you going into the basement??" cliche of characters doing stupid things so the plot can happen and bad things take place. Ripley makes the right call here. And the science officer ignores her. Later in the movie you learn the science officer is an evil android ordered by the company to get the alien back for analysis, all crew members expendable. So you literally have the hero making the intelligent decision but forces they are not yet aware of undermine their efforts. That's good storytelling. It lets the bad stuff happen without compromising the intelligence of the people fighting the bad thing.
Another thing evolution might tell us. The acid blood strongly implies the creature is from a world that lacks any significant volume of water. Sulfuric Acid is hypothesized as being capable of serving the same basic biological fiunction as water does to most life on Earth because it has many of the same qualities with the obvious exception that the organism needs to be a extremophile that can survive the acid bath.
Alien: Attacks man. Crew: Yeah, let's bring it back. Alien: Implants something in the host. Crew: This is fine. Alien: Dies after implanting said unidentified object in its host. Crew: Still no problem here. Man: Dies from alien chest buster. Crew:....alright...we MIIIIGHT have a problem.
@@leonidbaishev2221 You still don't see the issue? They've went against protocol the entire time. But this movie is kind of dumb because the main "hidden" protocol was to bring the alien to Earth using the android as the captain..OK so why didn't the multi billion company use all androids for the mission??? Now they have their entire ship of valuable cargo gone.
@@CC-uy9wp The main mission wasn't recovering the xenomorph, it was just "mining". Nor this was the only crew in space, all the WY ships had their main missions, but with the hidden alien protocol IF one of them happened to find the alien race.
@Sigurd Blergh Blergh Only if the ads are RUclips designated, not the ones in their videos. They get commissions from you visiting the links they provide, if I'm not wrong.
ash would never have listened though and probably do anything in his power to get the alien for studying. 90% of the time, everyone was using common sense and logic. They probably would have survived the whole movie if ash wasn't involved.
Cinema Summary comment section in a nutshell: “That was a smooth sponsor” (Random quote said during video) “Have a damn good day” (Character does something normal) “And that was his biggest mistake”
Your point about the Alien being a threat to the cargo and the ship itself is a very good one. Even from the company's perspective its more prudent to log the location of the signal, have the refinery ship come back, and it turn send a "rescue" crew to the location of the signal.
We know that, and the Company may begrudgingly be forced to accept that, but then they'd just try again with some other poor schmucks. The Engineer's spore tech is greater than Mjolnir in regards to being both a tool and a weapon, and they'll stop at nothing for it. Yes, they can declare themselves the sole proprietors of the galaxy with the threat of an unfortunate Xenomorph infestation on every colony, but on the other hand they can grow interstellar spaceships out of the ground. Creepy, phallic interstellar spaceships, but still.
I was thinking....If a xenomorph's blood is acid, what would happen if you were able to inject or shoot a super strong base into it? Would it be like mixing vinegar and baking soda? Would it neutralize the acidic nature of the blood? Would it possibly act as a poison to kill it? I don't know what would happen but it was an interesting thought.
The blood is not acidic. BUT it becomes an acid when it contact to air. Akin to our stomach. Our stomach does not secrete pure acid (the glans would melt themselves) It secretes two different components from different glands, and only when mixed together they form an acid.
If I was the guy that found the eggs at the very beginning, I'd leave the room. Think about it. You go to a ship where there's no people but you got a call to go there. You go into a room full of giant eggs that you've never seen before. One of them starts to hatch. Who in their right mind would want to hang around for that, let alone go see what's inside the egg?
11:50 The thing that made this scene so perfect was the fact that Kane's acting was so good that everyone in the room began to panic and think he was actually choking. That is why all the crew's reactions seem so real.
A T Rex might be super intelligent but we don't know that because they went extinct long before humans came to be. As much as we can gain from fossils there are still a tons we don't know about them or the dinosaurs in general.
Here’s the thing that people tend to completely forget about the alien universe. Interacting with the xenomorphs is not humanity’s first run in with alien life. In fact, it’s directly stated that some humans have literally copulated with aliens (not xenomorphs) in the movie Aliens, with the throwaway line about the arcturians, which are literally aliens that look like the greys. Humanity already has run into and ingratiated alien species into its societies across the universe, but for some reason we’ve never gotten to see them on screen. So investigating an alien craft and discovering alien life isn’t exactly treading any new ground in the aliens universe outside of the xenomorphs.
Ash’s agenda was Weyland-Yutani’s agenda. This crew was screwed even before they came out of hyper sleep. The company knew about the alien ship on LV-426, the Nostromo was just unlucky enough to be closest to it to divert their course for Earth.
Yes. But never underestimate the hold of capitalistic companies on the law making. Corruption exists, you know. For a company that earns BILLIONS per single trip of that vessel….. They can buy their own country and instate whatever labor laws they deem necessary for their cost-cutting goals. I would not be surprised if the crew members sign some airtight NDAs etc.
I'm getting the feeling that if Cinema Summary ever does get into a horror movie situation the first thing everyone will do is lure him into a false sense of security and then eliminate him before he can throw them under the bus.
Imagine you wake up in a horror movie and you see in the same room Cinema Summary, FoundFlix, Dead Meat, SpookyRice, Nerd Explains, and HitStart What would you do then 😂 id say youre fucked
I mean it's literally his job to be strategic so it makes sense... idk how strategic is this dude irl tho, without enough time to analize everything carefully and do lots of research
@@teowachowski1143 You are right with so much information it's easy to find a way out, and don't forget we humans freak out and do dumb stuffs on certain unexpected situations even though we might be smart so all his theories aren't certain. I still enjoy watching though
I know this was a super scary film when it came out, but when Captain Dallas gets attacked by the alien in the air shaft the alien looks like it just wants a hug and that always makes me chuckle
Exactly. I like the idea of doing something shipwide (removing air, gravity etc) where you don't have to come within 20ft of the Alien, but it adapts to every environment. With no oxygen and no gravity, it would still be moving around, or it might have tried to go dormant, like it tried to do in the escape pod. It is frightening that it realized Ripley was trying to escape, found out where on the ship she was going, and found itself a space to chill.
fun story: my mom watched this movie in the theatres when it came out in 1979 (she was 15 at the time) and it was so scary that she wouldn't sleep in the dark for months. :) she's better now lmao
my mom loves space horror movies because she said that those are situations that she’ll never be in so she can sleep peacefully after movies like alien
Control shut up the alien in the shuttle! Biggest problem they couldn’t keep up with where it was! Even tho they hand motion sensing tech! If the ship computer sensed it in the shuttle I would have left it there…. Shot it out into space & program to crash the shuttle as well! Like Alien resurrection !
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Cinema Summary always comes in clutch; even when you are in space hunted by xenomorphs
Or hiding from demons
BLAKE when's next Minecraft facts
Hi Blake love ur vids
I thought this guy loved Minecraft too 😉
How to beat bedwars
“I’m not sleeping in a pod with a stranger unless it’s gamora"
I respect that
Yasss
Yaaaaaaaassssssd boyyyyyyy
Ye
@Galaxy Gamers what is gamora
@@KING-im2td female shrek
"Make friends with everybody on the ship and betray them all, and let them get tortured." -cinema summary, 1846
Smart 😂
kinda sus if u ask me
my number one rule from today
That's how everyone acts in our society now anyway
Cinema Summary at a crosswalk with his mother: I would push my mom in front of the first car I saw. The horror of the accident would cause all of the cars to stop, so I could cross the street without fear of being hit. It's cold hearted, but you have to do whatever it takes to survive. I would do her a solid by honoring her memory and telling the jury that she was a hero.
"""""Your favorite cinema summary am i right.""""""
And the same cinema summary: "Eating dogs and slapping strippers on the butt is unethical." - We all know that someone as psychopathic as him would lie to make the audience feel comfortable.
He is blunt lol
now this puts a smile on my face
ayyy I see your a fan of them too
SUS
Before this blows up
Wow only 21 likes
Ayyyyy mc RUclipsr's
The funny thing about alien is that if everyone listened to Ripley, the movie would’ve been over in 30-45 mins 😂
The whole theme of the movie is when people are in a state of fear they are not thinking straight. The android was programmed by Wayland Yutani to keep the crew in a state of fear; Wayland Yutani utilised the the greed of the crew perfectly when it came to their "wages". To put it bluntly the crew was a part of a very horrible experiment performed by Wayland Yutani; they fell for it hook line and sinker and paid the price.
He makes a lot of mistakes in these videos, i would say, this video should have been called "how to NOT defeat a xenomorph"
Seriously, he makes so many mistakes about lore, its a necessary when you are making video of this kind.
Zeno morphs ignore you if you aren’t scared of them. They attack fear
Ripely is my cousin’s name lol
Cat hides in a safe place. Hears engineer coming, looks at alien.
Cat: "Servant, you have served me well."
Leaves casually.
LOL THE CAT WAS SUSSY!!!!
Never trust cats if they had all power the human race will sufer
Y
E
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If house cats were the size of humans and nothing else changed we would still be looked at like food.
@@liquidsleepgames3661 depends, they would probably be like lions which are tameable but obviously not safe
That’s actually a really good point. I surprised none of them pointed it out. That there was only enough oxygen for them to be out of cryo for a week and there’s only enough stasis pods for the crew and Jonesy.
wrong, evac boat had 3 more spots for cryo
Wrong. They could just open a window to replenish the air.
@@TVdinnermasterchefsmart
I will never get old of these sponsor transitions.
They're so smooth
They're smoother then my brain
Smoother then the reply above me
They're smoother than a black hole
@@shaunyjimenez9637 what?
“I’m not sharing my space pod with anyone, unless it’s Gamora” now that’s what I call a pro gamer move
Lmao laughed so hard when he said that 🤣
Lol
He’s got priorities...and does know how to use anything as a weapon
I know right?
I was hoping to see this in the top comments.
I legit cannot get over how smooth these transitions to an ad are so good
They’re so smooth I don’t skip them out of respect to how clean it was.
@@madcuzbad6003 same
I don’t skip them cuz it’s smooth it’s not too long and he gets right back to the video
Yea it’s so smooth I watch the whole thing
When I first saw this title all I could think was “not possible, lifeform too perfect”. I’m glad you proved your point over and over again and made it fun to listen to. 🔥🔥
I’m surprised he actually managed to tell us a sponsor so smoothly in a damn space/alien movie
Did not realize it was a sponser until the end of it
@@Stickistupid I only realized after about 20 seconds in.
(so basically just a few seconds to the end lol)
@EnderQuakePlayz who did I steal it from
Cuz I didn’t see a comment like this
If thats your definition of smooth I'd HATE to see your definition of rough.
3:08
"We humans should be scared of aliens because we think they will treat us like we treat animals"
Cinema Summary spitting straight facts here
Not really though? Xenobio goes a bit deeper then that.
And that's even true because the scientist's will do painful experiments to study the aliens
Xenophobia is fun
Go vegan
It's natural human behavior to project your own behavior on others. Combine that with a distinct lack of empathy for anyone, the toxic echo chamber that is social media, and the actual media constantly yelling in our ears that "the other side" is responsible for everything wrong in the world....is it any wonder were so divided?
"This has got to be the most scarriest gender reveal parties ever"
Now thats true fact's
Person who caused the wildfires: "Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!"
Florida families be like: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN
@@benedict0902 As someone whose been born and raised here in Florida, I can admit that's true xD
They state in the sequel that the nostromo was worth $20 million. There's houses in my city that cost more than that. Gotta love that 80's pricing lol
Well 20 in 80s is like 20 bilion today lol
@@ItsRinzler7 Not true at all, not even close 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you have a very disturbingly wrong view on inflation
@@Gazza73482 ok 6 trillions it is
Yes, but that could be like in crypto dollars, or something, with each one equaling millions of normal "us dollars", for example.
@@Gazza73482you have a disturbingly wrong view on sarcasm
i love how he said that "I would literally sacrifice every human on this ship before Mr whiskers."
Every sane person would do the same
@@dreadlord2466 bruh wtf? U good bro???
Did you know there are 800 species of Hermit crab and they live up to more than 30 years! Hermit crabs can start to hibernate below 68 degrees.Hermit crabs are anomuran decapod crustaceans of the superfamily paguroidea that have adapted to occupy empty scavenged mollusc shells to protect their fragile exoskeletons. Hermit crabs have a pair of claws and two pairs of walking legs. Hermit crabs don't bite but they do pinch when they pinch they feel threatened so back up in order of defense.
Any sane person would agree.
I saw that as soon as he sad I laughed my ass off
"Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they tasted funny."
Therefore I should be the most funniest person in the spaceship to survive.
Well that escalated quickly
🤡vs😔
*Meanwhile, in Nevada*
Lol
Hmm most funniest
Bro I didn’t even notice that we transitioned into a commercial this was so enveloping.
I love this movie
@@KTTstudios ok
"Why don't they freeze him" was mentioned by that one character like 30 times after Kane was brought on board, and its ridiculous that no one listened to him , because here you are explaining in perfect detail why that would have been the best possible solution. Granted his mindset was that they'd "cure him later" so he was right for the wrong reasons, but even his own rationale is far more solid than just letting Kane sit in quarantine letting the facehugger do whatever it wants.
Because the medical officer, the one who would get to decide if they froze him, was actively protecting the Alien. He knew the whole time what was happening to Kane. There's even a shot where you can see the chestburster on a monitor when Ripley confronts him about breaking quarantine that he tries to hide.
I swear his ad transitions are next level
I would say they are the same as linus's level.
Y e s s i r
What doas that mean?
What was the previous level?
"Oh no! We're being attacked by an alien parasite!"
"Hold on. Give me 24 minutes and 51 seconds."
Plus two minutes for our sponser skillshare
@@torkexe8918 lol
Alien: Is it Cinema Summary?
Y-yes
Alien: Oh. Well I don’t have to worry about killing you then lol 😂
everyone gangsta until an ad appeared
I didn't even realize it was a sponsorship until halfway through when my thought process was "wait a minute, why would we give aliens wine?"
Because *alien like wine*
Cinema Summary is thinking 20 steps ahead of us.
Don’t judge
@@fbi3233 pwease dont search my search history
He trying to copy nerd explains
Two things wrong with ignoring the distress signal:
1) You'd have to sleep at night knowing it could've been someone that actually needed help
2) Ash would probably have reported you. I also have a theory that Ash knew good and well what they were walking into, so in that case he'd try his best to convince the crew to land.
Ash was definitely acting under orders from WY to bring the alien back. He says this in the movie.
“A lie is more convincing when it’s true”
~cinemasummary
90%*
*Sad potato.Exe has stopped working*
People die when they are killed 🤣😂
Clearly didn't understand the point
It's not a quote if it's not word for word.
"I'm not sharing my sleeping pod with a stranger unless it's Gamora" ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
No, she’s a badass that’s why and maybe a hint of culture
@Vinny 0 true
@Vinny 0 why tho
@Vinny 0 I mean, dating stargo- I mean starlord is a stepping stone for her to be soft and nice to others so I hopefully think she will spare cinema
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beaware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now
Tuesday, 20 March 2012
The Book of Truth
The ad transition is so smooth...
i'm sayin' 🤣😂 I can't even be mad at him tbh
There all good
Pretty much allof them are
Bro it took me a minute for me to tell it was a ad
@@indigodragon4649 an ad*
I gotta say I would never disable the artificial gravity, humans arnt exactly as adapted to scurry around on pipes etc as a Xenomorph, if it's off and your found your gonna be caught right quickly
Your not gonna be able to move with 280lb suit. Maybe just lower the gravity
Watch the new alien movie… it has a scene where they turn of gravity. It worked.
"In all seriousness even farts are dangerous in space"
So that's why there are no Taco Bells around space
why are you everywhere
I guess you're right.
You have good taste
True
Imagine Taco Bell giving you stomach problems couldn’t relate
Cinema Summary waking up in the morning;
“Studies show that most deaths happen after the person has gotten out of bed, it’s way too much of a risk”
idk if that’s actually true since you know, most people die naturally and that’s on a death bed
*Cinema Summary could literally witness someone’s stomach exploding* and his first thought would be.....
“Should‘ve used better protection.”
Ok that’s legit true.
"That was his first mistake"
🤣
If only the alien could use protection.
Lol yeah
The fastest and easiest way to beat the xenomorphs is to ignore the distress signal coming from the infested ship and or colony
Man. The sponsor break was smooth af
Ikr and have a damn good day
No kidding, I didn’t even notice it til I see your post.
Ikr, i didn't even skip it
is nobody gonna mention how good this guy is at making a smooth transition to an ad
because that is why we watch youtube videos, seamless transitions into ads. *sigh* I swear there are more and more mindless sheep each day.
@@evanbelton1297 We watch yt vids because of the title and content, not the ads.
@@humanlettuce7422 good. let's keep it that way shall we? because an ad should not be the most referenced part of a video. it speaks poorly of the creator.
@@evanbelton1297 not really. It was just a very silky transition and it’s not like it’s the only thing talked about.
Jesus chill guys it was just a good transition ok? That’s shows that HE did the transition and he is good if anything
“I’m not sleeping in a pod with a stranger unless it’s gamora “😂
But why Gamora? 🤔
@@samandersson6884 Why Not
@@samandersson6884 who is gamora
@@amanwithdreams932 why is gamora
@@amanwithdreams932 ill do you one better, why is gamora
Imagine if the first facehugger just got cryotorched and they just went on with their lives afterwards
I would've lit that egg up the moment it started opening.
That sponsor transition was so smooth
Do we even need to say that anymore, they're ALWAYS smooth
@@daggerfly0087 Fax
It always is
To smooth my guy
Bruh it’s so clean then he brings it back to the movie
" Im not sharing my sleeping pod with a stranger for 10 months unless its Gamora" 😂
Ill share with Ripley.
@@helixmoore7636 ill share with nebula
ill share with shrek (stop mentioning my name im changing it)
@@rock2264 Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
@@_GaroTL yeah shrek let me in his swamp when im in trouble in forest
Man any horror movie monster would have truly met their match if they kidnapped you.
Yeah! He knows it all!
I doubt it, since he sometimes mentions on videos that he isn't THAT brave to try some of the tactics he suggests. +, there's the problem of stress. But he would probably put up a good fight
Edit: typo
Just imagine the alien getting on the ship and then seeing cinema summary there and it goes “nah man not worth it i better find another host”
@Ghosty NY ah yes, the random "stfu" or "who asked". Making a comment is grounds for being told to shut up now?
Edit: Also nice liking your own comment lmao
@Ghosty NY would you please stop spamming this under every single comment you annoying dit.
7:00 This is a great example of how you avoid the old horror "why are you going into the basement??" cliche of characters doing stupid things so the plot can happen and bad things take place. Ripley makes the right call here. And the science officer ignores her. Later in the movie you learn the science officer is an evil android ordered by the company to get the alien back for analysis, all crew members expendable. So you literally have the hero making the intelligent decision but forces they are not yet aware of undermine their efforts. That's good storytelling. It lets the bad stuff happen without compromising the intelligence of the people fighting the bad thing.
Another thing evolution might tell us. The acid blood strongly implies the creature is from a world that lacks any significant volume of water. Sulfuric Acid is hypothesized as being capable of serving the same basic biological fiunction as water does to most life on Earth because it has many of the same qualities with the obvious exception that the organism needs to be a extremophile that can survive the acid bath.
"this has gota be the most scariest gender reveal party ever" - CinemaSumary-2021
LMFAO
@@zyroniks1093 LMFAOSHIRITSAGROBADTAFD
There are no good gender reveal parties.
@@Asertix357 basically the ball that will make the color will hit some one or the color will be green or somethin
@@Asertix357 why
Alien: Attacks man.
Crew: Yeah, let's bring it back.
Alien: Implants something in the host.
Crew: This is fine.
Alien: Dies after implanting said unidentified object in its host.
Crew: Still no problem here.
Man: Dies from alien chest buster.
Crew:....alright...we MIIIIGHT have a problem.
Y
,
it's the first time they've seen this alien. How could they know, they didn't watch the movie
@@leonidbaishev2221 You still don't see the issue? They've went against protocol the entire time.
But this movie is kind of dumb because the main "hidden" protocol was to bring the alien to Earth using the android as the captain..OK so why didn't the multi billion company use all androids for the mission???
Now they have their entire ship of valuable cargo gone.
@@CC-uy9wp The main mission wasn't recovering the xenomorph, it was just "mining". Nor this was the only crew in space, all the WY ships had their main missions, but with the hidden alien protocol IF one of them happened to find the alien race.
Dude your ad transitions are a work of art
It’s always smooth af
I thought I was watching the video still and the wine was really a weapon😅
@Sigurd Blergh Blergh It's gotten to a point where I genuinely find shitpost ads much more entertaining than smooth transitions.
@Sigurd Blergh Blergh Only if the ads are RUclips designated, not the ones in their videos. They get commissions from you visiting the links they provide, if I'm not wrong.
What would've happened if these people had common sense and logic:
Crewmates: *listens to Ripley and leaves Alien outside.*
*End credits*
ash would never have listened though and probably do anything in his power to get the alien for studying. 90% of the time, everyone was using common sense and logic. They probably would have survived the whole movie if ash wasn't involved.
But then there would be no movie. 🥺
No Prometheus either, or would there be?
Cinema Summary comment section in a nutshell:
“That was a smooth sponsor”
(Random quote said during video)
“Have a damn good day”
(Character does something normal) “And that was his biggest mistake”
don't forget the "that was his biggest mistake" memes
And that little 0.01% of the original/mixed up
how dare you forget (something related to movie eg. xenomorph is imposter i saw him vent)
@@bitebackbunny ah true
"Help we're being attacked by an alien parasite"
"Hold up 24 min and 51 seconds"
So basically:
Have common sense and you automatically survive.
haha our comments are similar
And additional double ads
Me when cinema summary uploads : today is gonna be a damn good day .
Your point about the Alien being a threat to the cargo and the ship itself is a very good one.
Even from the company's perspective its more prudent to log the location of the signal, have the refinery ship come back, and it turn send a "rescue" crew to the location of the signal.
We know that, and the Company may begrudgingly be forced to accept that, but then they'd just try again with some other poor schmucks. The Engineer's spore tech is greater than Mjolnir in regards to being both a tool and a weapon, and they'll stop at nothing for it.
Yes, they can declare themselves the sole proprietors of the galaxy with the threat of an unfortunate Xenomorph infestation on every colony, but on the other hand they can grow interstellar spaceships out of the ground.
Creepy, phallic interstellar spaceships, but still.
“ I’m not gonna share my pod with a stranger unless it’s gamora “
That’s the most funny line I’ve ever heard ahhhhh
"This has to be the craziest gender reveal party, I've ever seen"
I laughed so hard at that
same
SAME BRUH
@@Connorkol666 what’s the time stamp???
@@lisadamonalisa1479 12:15
ok
Cat: Hisses
Cinema summary: “you see this is exactly what you want to do!”
I was thinking....If a xenomorph's blood is acid, what would happen if you were able to inject or shoot a super strong base into it? Would it be like mixing vinegar and baking soda? Would it neutralize the acidic nature of the blood? Would it possibly act as a poison to kill it? I don't know what would happen but it was an interesting thought.
The blood is not acidic.
BUT it becomes an acid when it contact to air.
Akin to our stomach. Our stomach does not secrete pure acid (the glans would melt themselves) It secretes two different components from different glands, and only when mixed together they form an acid.
But like, how do you get close enough to a Xeno to pierce its skin safely? At that point, just sever it's head!
alien: *chillin
*cinema summary base solo starts*
alien: *sweats profusely*
except the movie is named "Human"
@@contentlacking5950 *THE TABLES HAVED TURNED*
300th like and 4th comment
The way he introduces the sponsors is the best and like no other sponsor
Agree
he's just too funny tbh
Kind
If I was the guy that found the eggs at the very beginning, I'd leave the room. Think about it. You go to a ship where there's no people but you got a call to go there. You go into a room full of giant eggs that you've never seen before. One of them starts to hatch. Who in their right mind would want to hang around for that, let alone go see what's inside the egg?
right?!? i would only look if there was a nice hard see through glass wall.
@@Clover2a4688 miko
And the ship pilot (talking about the alien ship) had a hole in his ribcage tha looked like it was made from the inside, huge red flag
But what about the cute baby?
In the alien universe proven findings of extraterrestrial artifacts would setup a lowly worker not only for life but for generations to come.
I like how 2:24 has the most gentle touchdown and yet the cockpit goes into utter chaos.
11:50 The thing that made this scene so perfect was the fact that Kane's acting was so good that everyone in the room began to panic and think he was actually choking. That is why all the crew's reactions seem so real.
That and the directors didn't tell any of them about the scene before then
@@kallithomas590 Oh dang. I didn't know that. That is messed up. But it did give us the scene.
@@kallithomas590not true
"How would you beat the alien?"
Simply say no. He can't kill you without your consent.
Imagine a cannibal tries to kill you and you say "NO!"
Imagine an earthquake and you just say no
Earthquake: understandable, have a good day
Imagine falling to your death, but you say no.
Gravity: understandable, have a good day.
This man’s sponsor transitions are unmatched
fr i watched the whole ad cuz i was like “holy shit that was smooth”
You ever seen little Z or one-shot questers? They’d give him a run for his money
4:56 Xenomorph took my wine.
lol from the moment I saw the cat I knew he would have a plan to sacrifice it.
@Zain Qureshi why the no
Me: Looks at dead corpse. We could use that.
Crewmate: Just use the cat.
Me: you, or the corpse?
Crewmate: Sorry.
13:25
"In evolution the larger the head the larger the brain."
T.Rex: hold my walnut
A T Rex might be super intelligent but we don't know that because they went extinct long before humans came to be. As much as we can gain from fossils there are still a tons we don't know about them or the dinosaurs in general.
@Cheeseburger Cow simply, yes you are
@Cheeseburger Cow yes, for now
We monkey Smart together
Reptiles are not so smort
I love who he said "jk i would sacrifice every human on this ship before Mr. Whiskers" 😭👏
😼🐈🐱
Yes
Wait did the cat survive i haven't finished video
Mr. Whiskers > Hoomans 😌
@@theepufferfish7918 Yes the cat survives
Here’s the thing that people tend to completely forget about the alien universe. Interacting with the xenomorphs is not humanity’s first run in with alien life.
In fact, it’s directly stated that some humans have literally copulated with aliens (not xenomorphs) in the movie Aliens, with the throwaway line about the arcturians, which are literally aliens that look like the greys. Humanity already has run into and ingratiated alien species into its societies across the universe, but for some reason we’ve never gotten to see them on screen.
So investigating an alien craft and discovering alien life isn’t exactly treading any new ground in the aliens universe outside of the xenomorphs.
The Xenomorph according to CS: Perfect Killing Machine
The Xenomorph in Video Game: *Can't see under 6 foot tall table*
Edit: Sense, I guess
Xenomorph in arcade game : *about 13 bullets will kill it with a assault rifle*
Xenomorphs in general: *can't see, PERIOD*
23:56 “The Alien has snuck onto the *Escape shuttle* and there is *no escape.”*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@beautychidi5883 ?
@@beautychidi5883 there is nothing funny about it:/
the irony
@@eagleeye8047 yo I'm sorry. My dumb sense of humor is the worst 😂😂
Meanwhile in a planet where the xenomorphs exist "how to beat cinema summary"
Commenting here before it gets famous
_cinema summary wants to know your location_
@@vanillabits4714 me too
@@HowToBeatYT ayo😳
@@vanillabits4714 what he said
Causing the creature to go from super hot to cold quickly is how they killed the xenomorph in alien 3. It exploded 😁
I'm so glad the cat made it to the end
I would've been so mad and disappointed if the cat didn't make it
I don’t think the cat went into cryosleep though, and the cat might have been flown out with the alien.
That's only 2 lives though
@@karritheberri bruh, you see Ripley holding it when she's making an entry log by the end of the movie
Go see that cat musical movie trust me u gonna hate it
I guess you like sequels then.
When he pulled out the gender reveal party joke I died
From a forest fire?
Everyone died
Pollution?
Like the forest?
This guy needs to do these as a podcast on Spotify
Man, I'm sorry for everyone that's around you in an emergency situation. Everyone is disposable as long as you survive.
Among us before Among us
hey akin
amogus
Kinda sussy
This video kinda sussy!
That’s kinda sus
The sponsor transition was so smooth that i’m still not sure if it isn’t an actual part of the breakdown
yes.
yes.
Yes.
Yes
Yes.
Ash’s agenda was Weyland-Yutani’s agenda. This crew was screwed even before they came out of hyper sleep. The company knew about the alien ship on LV-426, the Nostromo was just unlucky enough to be closest to it to divert their course for Earth.
The fact that the Xenomorph didn't attack the cat in the movie is confusing and adorable in their own respective ways.
Xeno recognizes that Jonesy is a superior apex predator and has no chance of defeating it.
it's called cat armor
The cats the mastermind behind these movies.
Cinema summary : uploads
Me : QUICK LOCK THE DOORS, HIDE IN YOUR ROOM AND WATCH THIS CUZ. Im ready to see some smooth ass transitions ;)
"If I found out an Alien was f###ing my friend in the face"
Not me wheezing uncomfortably
@@Emjayyyy not sorry my tablet likes auto correcting alot.
❤️
Okay
Yo
oh hey verified youtuber.
🫀oh I meant ❤️
This guy: Gives a perfect method to deal with the problem
The crew: Does something extremely stupid and 6 people die
As a cat lover im so glad she went back for the cat i would do the same
i'm a cat lover, but in all honesty i'd leave it. It would break my heart, but I can't risk it
The whole time I’m watching this all I’m thinking is “don’t kill the cat”
@@roserose109 i inderstand how you feel its a hard choice but cats are still live and breathing beings
@@Enriquez2222 lol ikr
@@Umar_D_Snorlax so are humans but you left them
Cinema Summary’s sponsor transitions are so smooth
They honestly are, yeah. Props to our lad
Sometimes I don’t even notice that they’re talking about a sponsor
Nice profile picture tho
Guy: breathes
Cinema Summary: That was his first mistake.
LMFAO
😂
@Krystel Iris de Castro the sound of the man blinking alerted the alien
@@1owkeygaby756 blinking was too loud
very big mistake tbh
I've always wondered why the escape pod only holds 3 when the main ship requires more than that to operate. We all know what happened on the titanic.
Yes. But never underestimate the hold of capitalistic companies on the law making.
Corruption exists, you know. For a company that earns BILLIONS per single trip of that vessel….. They can buy their own country and instate whatever labor laws they deem necessary for their cost-cutting goals.
I would not be surprised if the crew members sign some airtight NDAs etc.
I'm getting the feeling that if Cinema Summary ever does get into a horror movie situation the first thing everyone will do is lure him into a false sense of security and then eliminate him before he can throw them under the bus.
It the first thing I would do 😌
Imagine you wake up in a horror movie and you see in the same room Cinema Summary, FoundFlix, Dead Meat, SpookyRice, Nerd Explains, and HitStart
What would you do then 😂 id say youre fucked
"Im not sharing my sleeping pod for anyone unless they are gamora" 😭😭😭😭
That’s hilarious 💀💀💀💀
@@кошимперия no
“Fire and space don’t work well”
**5 seconds later**-
So any way I started blasting
I think that it more has to do with the ability to control the fire
FELLO MEME!
hello brother
crew: Let us in
ripley: no
end credits
The transition to ad is so seamless that I forgot to press the fast forward button
me to
@@scimitaronic theres got to be some time paradox whenever he does his transitions
Is it me, or is this guy one of the most strategic thinkers I have ever seen
Napoleon got nothin on him
I mean it's literally his job to be strategic so it makes sense... idk how strategic is this dude irl tho, without enough time to analize everything carefully and do lots of research
@@teowachowski1143 You are right with so much information it's easy to find a way out, and don't forget we humans freak out and do dumb stuffs on certain unexpected situations even though we might be smart so all his theories aren't certain. I still enjoy watching though
"I'm not sharing my sleeping pod with a stranger for 10 months, *UnLesS iT's GaMoRa*"
Lmfao 😂
Same
I know this was a super scary film when it came out, but when Captain Dallas gets attacked by the alien in the air shaft the alien looks like it just wants a hug and that always makes me chuckle
Unfortunately it’s confirmed that the Xenomorphs don’t need oxygen to live... somehow... idk 🤷♂️
Bioengineered
Exactly. I like the idea of doing something shipwide (removing air, gravity etc) where you don't have to come within 20ft of the Alien, but it adapts to every environment.
With no oxygen and no gravity, it would still be moving around, or it might have tried to go dormant, like it tried to do in the escape pod. It is frightening that it realized Ripley was trying to escape, found out where on the ship she was going, and found itself a space to chill.
Same for Frieza
silicon based bastards..
It's honestly kind of common out in nature, just take a look at deep sea life
fun story: my mom watched this movie in the theatres when it came out in 1979 (she was 15 at the time) and it was so scary that she wouldn't sleep in the dark for months. :) she's better now lmao
Thats why i only watch survival movies by watching channels like these
new phobia, xenomorphophobia
my mom loves space horror movies because she said that those are situations that she’ll never be in so she can sleep peacefully after movies like alien
@Conner Wine *your
@Conner Wine nope, I'm a 2004 baby (I'm adopted)
"I'd sacrifice the cat-"
"We dying here."
"What?"
"We are *not* sacrificing the cat."
Crimson khan
Priorities man, priorities
It isnt a dog tho. Sacrifice the kitty.
@@nickyblue4866 I am fully agreeing
@@nickyblue4866 lets sacrifice you instead
Another thing you forgot: if you're in an area with flashing blue lights or any other strobe light effect going on, it's probably there, too.
Xeno, no facehugging! Xeno, no facehugging! Xeno, no facehugging!
Xenomorph: Aw man!
Took me a second to get the refrence
Can you see the Space Ship? Where is the Space Ship?
It's flying straight at us! I found the sp
This dude is the best guide on how to survive every horror movie I would definitely stick with him if some horror crap started happening
That's a risky strategy
He would sacrifice you
He would turn you into a meatshield my guy.
@@HowToBeatYT u should do how to survive
" The crazies "
either he teams up with you, and gives you information, or he throws you off a cliff as a distraction
“The alien has snuck into the escape shuttle, and there’s no escape”
Debatable
lmao
No escape for the alien. Little did it realize it was locked inside with Ripley.
Control shut up the alien in the shuttle! Biggest problem they couldn’t keep up with where it was! Even tho they hand motion sensing tech!
If the ship computer sensed it in the shuttle I would have left it there…. Shot it out into space & program to crash the shuttle as well! Like Alien resurrection !
I love your profile pic and user name. very poggers
@@rivenfroggy1447 thanks