We have cows all round the district lately escaping their paddocks and disrupting traffic around the village. I sing this song whenever I see them wandering up and down the road 😂
I am blown away by the fact this video is 18 years old now. It's really been that long... Time flies! I remember seeing this video when I was 6 years old. I just turned 25! Seeing it pop up in my recommended has brought me back in time. I had long since forgotten about this animation, glad it's still on RUclips. It's a longtime classic!
I’ve been on YT a long time and I’ve never seen this work of art! It’s so nice just with so much crap going on getting a few minutes of pure fun. Seeing something made with the intention of making people smile. And for 18 years this video has been doing that. May it keep surprising new viewers forever.🐮
@@TheGimpyMerc If you look up the release date for Cows With Guns, it will say 1996 so the original song is 26 years old and the animation here is 16 years old.
I'm 79. Believe it or not, this is the first time hearing Cows With Guns. Absolutely freaking hilarious. Sub-note - As a teenager, I worked 2 summers in a slaughterhouse. GO COWS!
@dobrickgenevo vegans can't support themselves without modern medicine, which vastly harvests natural plant and animal material to function in the first place. Better to be natural and eat what our bodies are designed for.
@@geezerbill Even then, there were places the mainstream people just didn't go to. These days... those are ghost towns. The old web would live again tomorrow if we wanted it too. This is on us.
Amandaishere.jpg Sweet Amanda, in the Lake Wonder how much She can take Cut Her finger, take her ring Bruise her up, black as sin Shoot Her down, blind her eye Bury Her in the night. See the arms, shake in fear Here She is, Amanda is here. A woman named Amanda married a therapist. A patient of this therapist was obsessed with him and jealous of Amanda, so She kidnapped her, took her to Sorren lake, in Cascada Mira Park, and tortured, blinded, shot and buried her, and also She stole her engagement ring after cutting off the finger; the cops found Amanda bc She tried to crawl out of her grave and died with only the arms sticking out of the mud. Since she didn't want to be forgotten, Amanda came back as an image. As a vengace, a photo of Amanda must be shared in order to avoid being killer or haunted by her.
this was probably one of the first youtube videos i ever saw... i've been trying to remember how i descended into this youtube addiction and it all comes back to this video
I know he was kidding. I have to say this, though. I've worked in the meat industry. Mcdonalds is very picky from where their meat comes. How it's processed, how's been bred.
@@lukusblack6442 yes! anything 16 years plus - you're in Old RUclips. Old RUclips was a cool place - much of it, people that had a lot of creativity, but didn't have a lot of money.
I've loved this for years! The concept is funny (in a crazy way that I like), the text is great and witty, the animations are super, and the singer can actually sing.
Shit my granddad could sing too before the coma hit him. Although he never got a chance to listen to this song I’m sure he would have loved it. It reminds me of the national anthem and he always loved that, god rest his soul. Except I shouldn’t say that because he’s not dead. Thank you!!!!!!!
I am seeing this for the first time and it is just too funny .... thank you . I shared it with my grandson . We both thought it was a scream . It reminds me strongly of Gary Larson's brand of humor . Loved that too .
Left-brained temporal fetishists are displeased with your 21st C ref. Hominins are so obsessed with correcting one-another on the delivery of their sentiments, even when they completely understand the intent behind such, haha. Cheers to your sentiment! :)
My legend of a tutoring teacher showed me this song when I was young. Her name was Ms Brown and she brought bullets from duck shooting rescues to class once. She also used to tell me “hurry up Alice I want to go home so I can watch the O.C”. What a legend. Hope she’s doing well lmao.
I had a similar experience to this except i was at a school science camp for the week in 6th grade and the legendary science teachers that were at camp and also happened to be camp director and assistant camp director sung this song to us while playing guitar in the background. I'm going back as a counselor tomorrow which is why I revisited this song
I've waited until at least New Years Eve to find this video and comment just to say, your comment shall be irrelevant in a few hours. Hope your resolution works!
I'm 72 yrs old and have never heard this before but according to many comments here it must have been around a long time. I went to the comments to find out who was singing. If you know make a comment so it will come up in my notifications. Thanks😊
I've always wondered how folks can record stuff like this and not keel over with laughter as they record it. "The steaks were so high... bad cow pun." :D
I whole heartedly agree with you on this and the ultimate showdown. Chavs on the moon I have not seen. Since we clearly agree on the other two, I have no choice but to seek it out imediately.
Well I don't think it's quite at the level of the other two for me, but I admit I've been subconsciously humming the main riff all morning so still pretty good. :)
I listen to this at least once a week. It is the most beautiful and amazing thing I have ever had the pleasure to watch. I remember seeing it when I was five in 2006
After hearing this song 26 years ago my attitude, respect and appreciation for bovines changed for the good. And every time I hear the deafening roar of a low flying chopper.. I wonder who or what is piloting it and is it equipped with KFC rockets. Thank you Dana, it's a very memorable song 👍😉
What a masterpiece. There's so much more to this song than one can see on the surface. It's a metaphor for so much... I hope I'm not alone in this observation!
I just wanted to say that I love this song and I used to have it on a CD but the CD got destroyed okay but today I found it by accident I was very happy I did. I hope multitudes of people listen to this. God bless you.
I commented this on a video of Christopher Walken singing on Broadway (he was Captain Hook in Peter Pan) took 6 months for somebody to get the reference
I remember a long time ago my dad showed me this video back when I was like seven or something. Got a random flashback about it today. so glad that this is still up and that I was able to find this masterpiece again.
Since RUclips (bad bad boy!) Thought this video might interest me then I too listened to it voluntarily At the expense of my precious time ... I'm thinking of calling my psychiatrist and making an appointment to see what's wrong with me
FlyingHangman This thing predates YT by a couple years. 2001, IIRC. But, yes, the ability to bowdlerize the 'pissing' was probably the animator's reason.
+Wolfy On Tour Are you just assuming that cows gender? I'm triggered now and because of that I'll write a huge essay to all my feminist Apache attack helicopter friends.
Put cows in a crate and push them up a ramp? NOPE. Stick a needle in the thigh to kill them? NOPE. Piss in their eye with an Udder? NOPE. Cows able to fire guns? NOPE. Chickens able to fly helicopters? NOPE. Its a funny song. Should have a line with shoppers complaining about a meat shortage. Followed by WHERES THE BEEF!!!
A steak pun? that's rare. well done!
Onennon Gaming Ain't it rare medium well done?
damn it.
No it's baby back
+Onennon Gaming LOL
+Kidvette2004 ribs
...and just like that, the algorithm decided 2024 was the year to recommend this .
We have cows all round the district lately escaping their paddocks and disrupting traffic around the village. I sing this song whenever I see them wandering up and down the road 😂
@@blueskies6699 THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IVE READ ALL DAY. THANK YOU XD
I am blown away by the fact this video is 18 years old now. It's really been that long... Time flies! I remember seeing this video when I was 6 years old. I just turned 25! Seeing it pop up in my recommended has brought me back in time. I had long since forgotten about this animation, glad it's still on RUclips. It's a longtime classic!
It's older than that. It is from before RUclips.
I’ve been on YT a long time and I’ve never seen this work of art! It’s so nice just with so much crap going on getting a few minutes of pure fun. Seeing something made with the intention of making people smile. And for 18 years this video has been doing that. May it keep surprising new viewers forever.🐮
I've been here since 2007 and it took someone else sending me a link. Sometimes the algorithm fails us.
@@phoenixgirl70
Nope not 18 years.
Longer. It was not new when RUclips started.
I'm 42 and this came out when I was in middle school. It's been around a long time.
I'm 70, live on a small ranch with cows and chickens. This is first time seeing it and laughed all the way through. Sent it to whole family.
26 years later, this song is still a masterpiece.
bruh its 16 years
@@TheGimpyMerc If you look up the release date for Cows With Guns, it will say 1996 so the original song is 26 years old and the animation here is 16 years old.
@@TheGimpyMerc no
@@fexploder3281 These young'uns don't have a concept of history before RUclips. ;-)
Yeeseeee I remember listening to this as a kid
Sung in 1996. Animated in 2006. Watched beyond 2016...
2019
All within my time, my birth year is 1996!
I try to watch it every few months..
Bananafone it’s 2019
10/6/19
From Florida USA
my father showed me and my brother this song when we were very young.
i still respect the chickens in choppers
Cows when young
time to get Tough
Go vegan
@@dobrickgenevo i can't live without steak so no. ☺️
😂🐓🐥
I'm 79. Believe it or not, this is the first time hearing Cows With Guns. Absolutely freaking hilarious. Sub-note - As a teenager, I worked 2 summers in a slaughterhouse. GO COWS!
Go vegan
@@dobrickgenevoi love beef
@@st1ckerz animals want to live
@@dobrickgenevoand i want to eat cheeseburgers
Does it matter what the oppressor wants arbitrarily or the victims' rights to not be victimised?
Whenever you find an animation from more than 12 years ago, you know you’re about to find something both beautiful and cursed.
Check out newgrounds 😂🤣I think this one’s on there to or anything from funnyjunk
Go vegan
No thanks, cows taste too good.@@dobrickgenevo
Our childhood was one of unveiled blessings and cursed content...
This was probably the first RUclips video I ever watched!!
One of very, _very_ many!
@dobrickgenevo vegans can't support themselves without modern medicine, which vastly harvests natural plant and animal material to function in the first place.
Better to be natural and eat what our bodies are designed for.
Who else misses the old Internet?
i wasn't here and i still miss it
It was great back in the early 90s, because the only people with access were people who had some clue how to use a computer. Then the AOL crowd came.
@@geezerbill Even then, there were places the mainstream people just didn't go to. These days... those are ghost towns. The old web would live again tomorrow if we wanted it too. This is on us.
@@MeepChangeling it still does you just have to know where to look
yes
If cows had a national anthem, this would be it.
cows moo in regional accents
YES
but ur a cow
Yas
Amandaishere.jpg
Sweet Amanda, in the Lake
Wonder how much She can take
Cut Her finger, take her ring
Bruise her up, black as sin
Shoot Her down, blind her eye
Bury Her in the night.
See the arms, shake in fear
Here She is, Amanda is here.
A woman named Amanda married a therapist. A patient of this therapist was obsessed with him and jealous of Amanda, so She kidnapped her, took her to Sorren lake, in Cascada Mira Park, and tortured, blinded, shot and buried her, and also She stole her engagement ring after cutting off the finger; the cops found Amanda bc She tried to crawl out of her grave and died with only the arms sticking out of the mud. Since she didn't want to be forgotten, Amanda came back as an image. As a vengace, a photo of Amanda must be shared in order to avoid being killer or haunted by her.
this was probably one of the first youtube videos i ever saw... i've been trying to remember how i descended into this youtube addiction and it all comes back to this video
I know he was kidding. I have to say this, though. I've worked in the meat industry. Mcdonalds is very picky from where their meat comes. How it's processed, how's been bred.
Reggae Shark is up there too
Yeah same. This came out in my last year of high school and I've been an avid youtube watcher since.
same
Yep same here. The First impression of RUclips and years later here I am.
1:28 even though I’ve seen this soo many times this plot twist never fails to make me chuckle
Yeah I keep watching for part ll, I mean chickens in choppers!
You're not alone
@@Hamstergurl99 I can almost hear the big muscle bound rooster yelling "Get to the choppa" with a heavy Austrian accent!
But alas, no one has animated Chickens in Choppers. That would require another great story line, though.
Go vegan
The rumble you hear are turkeys in tanks
And the slapping you hear are fishes with flamethrowers
Oh, yess!!!
And goats with grenades,
Pigs with pistols
Badgers with Bazookas
I've had this song stuck in my head for around 30 years
Go vegan
@@dobrickgenevo Eat a tube steak....
@@zmichalka I only recently became familiar with it - but it's stuck in my head so I can see how that happened!
I miss this age of YT. I can't tell you how many times I've played this, and It still gets a smile out of me.
Go vegan
@@dobrickgenevoDo I have to be naturally insufferable to be vegan, or does the insufferability sink in after maintaining a vegan diet for a while?
This Is COWS WITH GUNS
Me too
@@lukusblack6442 yes! anything 16 years plus - you're in Old RUclips. Old RUclips was a cool place - much of it, people that had a lot of creativity, but didn't have a lot of money.
Two drops of tear flow down my eyes when chickens in choppers come up like Rohhirim
Well said. Edit for typo
It was a chicken coup....
Take my updoot.
Ah I feel at home here ^^
@@danielroberts7940 I regret only that i have this poultry +1 to award you for that.
I did not see the chicken with choppers coming.
+Pouk 3D SHHHHH! LOL
+Pouk 3D The fact that you are just now, getting to experience this for the first time.
That makes me a little envious!
how couldn't you? There roar was deafening.
Neither did they.
Pouk 3D Didn't *they* have a video called *hams* in subs?
Im worried about horses with armed forces
What about sheep in jeeps, or pigs with pistols
Nestor Makhno already did that
Or goats with glocks
Many Presidents later, this song is still as amazing as the first time I heard it
Wasn't that called Calvary?
27 years old and still awesome.
"Chickens in choppers"? You just know this had to have a "fowl" ending! LOL
At least they didn't baaaaaawk at having a surprise plot twist.
Don't count your chickens...
@@BlahDBlahDBlah I'll bet that took a lot of "pluck" to answer.
Egg zackly
Bad bird puns
corona makes me search for this weird stuff
69th like
Mood
It's not weird its art
Alex Huddleston true
Same
This is explaining the French Revolution in 5:09 minutes
I've loved this for years!
The concept is funny (in a crazy way that I like), the text is great and witty, the animations are super, and the singer can actually sing.
Shit my granddad could sing too before the coma hit him. Although he never got a chance to listen to this song I’m sure he would have loved it. It reminds me of the national anthem and he always loved that, god rest his soul. Except I shouldn’t say that because he’s not dead. Thank you!!!!!!!
It's talking about us
Dana Lyons seems like an awesome all around person
Geez it’s been years since I’ve heard this... oh how I miss classic RUclips
Go vegan
I think my ancient self first watched this on eBaum’s world.
@@dobrickgenevoGo away.
How have I never heard/seen this before? A masterpiece! 😍❤️
Same!
Go vegan
This simply stampeded into my timeline, don't know how .
The algorithm can be quite a surprise, sometimes.
Loved this.
so im reading Animal Farm by Orwell and this is the only thing going through me head
The greatest revolutionary song of our time
Go vegan
May the song never die!
Yes
Never!
Just like cows with guns
Moral of the story is never give up your 2A rights and hold onto your guns and choppers.
May them stop dying
There’s no way that you’re not rooting for the cows to win. Thank goodness for the chickens. Sometimes help comes from the most unexpected places!!!
Go vegan
I thought the chickens were leading the main attack!
When he says "We will fight for bovine freedom", I get chills.
Same
I am seeing this for the first time and it is just too funny .... thank you . I shared it with my grandson . We both thought it was a scream . It reminds me strongly of Gary Larson's brand of humor . Loved that too .
Very Gary Larson
The Far Side was usually the first thing I would turn to when reading Dads newspaper always good for a chuckle.
The moment that this song gets randomly stuck in your head in 2022. Lol. Still an absolute gem!
The morning show guys on the radio played this. My husband and I loved it. Made us smile.
My childhood
Same
It came out when I was born
which part of it? For me it was freshman year of high school.
Didn't expect you here
Same
I found this a couple of days ago and I can't stop listening to it. It's the silliest thing I've ever heard and I love it. Dark 21st century humour.
the song is from the 90's
@@hydrogenhoagie1385 yea
20th*
Left-brained temporal fetishists are displeased with your 21st C ref. Hominins are so obsessed with correcting one-another on the delivery of their sentiments, even when they completely understand the intent behind such, haha. Cheers to your sentiment! :)
@@chuckgray8867 careful, you might hurt someone's feelings in the 21st century.
When there is no more meat-nomming, where will the cows go?
Will they just go to museums and play video games, like I do?
Let a cow live!
Returning 15 years later and this is STILL satisfying
"Cows are one." got me and it just got funnier, thanks for making this!
He didn't make this, he stole it from somebody else
FoxAlchemist *improved
My legend of a tutoring teacher showed me this song when I was young. Her name was Ms Brown and she brought bullets from duck shooting rescues to class once. She also used to tell me “hurry up Alice I want to go home so I can watch the O.C”. What a legend. Hope she’s doing well lmao.
Bless Ms Brown! This little anecdote made me chuckle and made my day ... cheers, ya. ;)
I had a similar experience to this except i was at a school science camp for the week in 6th grade and the legendary science teachers that were at camp and also happened to be camp director and assistant camp director sung this song to us while playing guitar in the background. I'm going back as a counselor tomorrow which is why I revisited this song
Aight
I've loved this song for years on the Dr. Demento show, and the animation just makes it that much better!
Hi there from 14 years later. I Hope all is good with you.
Dr. Demento! I haven't heard that name in decades...
Damn, I was right! I was thinking to myself that this sounds like a song Dr Demento would make. I miss him.
Who’s watching in 2024?
Just shared in the Facebook group I'm leabing this group.
ME!
Rewatching. One of my all time favorites
Me
People like me who grew up in the heyday of flash cartoons and who refuse to grow up or move with the times
This song is the definition of life.
+Julian Doudna A cows life.
Just communism
Amen
I remember watching this a long long time ago
same
Yup
cows re-done.
Same here, I haven't watched this song in months.
It was released in 1996
The algorithm has served me this video, I must watch it
I sent this to my beef farmer dad, told him this might happen so be careful.
This stuff never gets old.
I remember first hearing this 26 years ago on the radio, damn getting old lol
I’m still here from all them years ago.
the best song ever?
animal liberation!
Liberal animation
The _Animal Farm_ theme song.
james patrick curran
Yeah, but the same basic idea of an animal revolution fits quite well.
That's called "Equality Plus" lol
no superiority ...all the same equal.
Maybe Part One. The second part is where the pigs start to oppress other animals.
The animal farm already has a soundtrack. Floyd did it.
2019..still listening to this masterpiece. 😂
I've waited until at least New Years Eve to find this video and comment just to say, your comment shall be irrelevant in a few hours. Hope your resolution works!
Watching in 2020
@@maybeantoniovivaldi2522 same
2021
A classic that I remembered after a number of years........ Still love it!! 💖💖💖💖
My grandpa randomly played this one day
My stepdad will love ur grandpa
I too know this song through my grandfather.
My Grandpa did too 🤣 I laughed my ass off for hours
What the fudge does this thing do
my math teacher recommended this to me
chiswick?
In case other people are not aware of this. This is also on Spotify. Thank god! Thanks for this RUclips video for reminding me of my childhood!
But oh the video is amazing!
I'm 72 yrs old and have never heard this before but according to many comments here it must have been around a long time. I went to the comments to find out who was singing. If you know make a comment so it will come up in my notifications. Thanks😊
I've always wondered how folks can record stuff like this and not keel over with laughter as they record it. "The steaks were so high... bad cow pun." :D
So if the question is wheres the beef, best be looking over your shoulder.
Saw this more than ten years ago now - still remembered every word!
A Cowmunist revolution
*"He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy. No one suspected he was packing an Uzi."*
Best part of the song IMO
absolutely
The "bad cow pun" verse clearly marks this as ahead of its time.
my friend just said "why burn the McDonald's they don't serve real meat
savage
Yuss
because mcdonald's is run by the bourgeoise
Burn Wendy's then.
Exactly they say they.do but they don’t not even real French fries 🍟 it took a few months for them to become old and rottin
OMFG I saw this shit when it was brand new on Newgrounds. I miss this video so much. xD
Teh0Wolf0Man dude It's still there
SebTheSept newgrounds?
1 YEAR relpy BURRIED, hmm...
I've had this song occasionally pop into my head over the past decade, since albino black sheep. Thank you for this!
This, The ultimate showdown, and chavs on the moon. Three of the best things on RUclips, all of which bring back fond memories...
I whole heartedly agree with you on this and the ultimate showdown. Chavs on the moon I have not seen. Since we clearly agree on the other two, I have no choice but to seek it out imediately.
***** You shall not be disappointed, I hope!
Well I don't think it's quite at the level of the other two for me, but I admit I've been subconsciously humming the main riff all morning so still pretty good. :)
Thanks for pointing me to "The Ultimate Showdown." My life has officially changed.
Omg this is so nostalgic 😭
I listen to this at least once a week. It is the most beautiful and amazing thing I have ever had the pleasure to watch. I remember seeing it when I was five in 2006
And that is how cows with guns and chickens with choppers conquered earth
Not cats? Oh well...
@@aleprechaun8972 The cats are of course the masterminds behind it all.
After hearing this song 26 years ago my attitude, respect and appreciation for bovines changed for the good.
And every time I hear the deafening roar of a low flying chopper..
I wonder who or what is piloting it and is it equipped with KFC rockets.
Thank you Dana, it's a very memorable song 👍😉
this animation captures the story so well, and its AWSOME
I appear to have stumbled upon a great RUclips antiquity
I feel like Howard Carter
Hope tutenkarmans tomb doesn't have the same effect on you
Seeing the news story about the cows that escaped in Los Angeles today I had to show this to my son.
Been listening to this since 2003.. NEVER gets old
lost in the storm of madness, I washed up here...
same
What a masterpiece. There's so much more to this song than one can see on the surface. It's a metaphor for so much...
I hope I'm not alone in this observation!
Especially today, 2022, when the Supreme Court is poised to overturn Roe v Wade. Let's fight for everyone's freedom.
@@blangham01 lets run free with the buffalo!
I agree exactly, replace cows with humans ;)
You can only push ‘cattle’ so far, then they’ll turn on you big time.
this and ..Heres a Reefer do ya want some Sergeant....
this came up in my recommendations and I've watched it like 5 time already
It's been over ten years since I thought about this animation
I just wanted to say that I love this song and I used to have it on a CD but the CD got destroyed okay but today I found it by accident I was very happy I did. I hope multitudes of people listen to this. God bless you.
More Cowbell!
+Phelony Jones I gotta fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
I commented this on a video of Christopher Walken singing on Broadway (he was Captain Hook in Peter Pan) took 6 months for somebody to get the reference
cows with bells.
was this from percy jackson
Thanks RUclips .. going back to the roots on this one. Pretty sure this has been out for over 10 years.
Splendid!
Cows were rescued by chickens in choppers. Didn’t see that coming. 😂
I know it doesn't matter given the situation in this video/Song, but it's been driving me crazy: "Have it your way" was Burger King's!
Wow. Great! Amazing that there is always something to see and hear that a person hasn't seen before! Cows with guns! And flying chickens!
I remember a long time ago my dad showed me this video back when I was like seven or something. Got a random flashback about it today. so glad that this is still up and that I was able to find this masterpiece again.
Glad to see this one survived the modern transition, these old videos was some of the truly funniest on the net.
Is it bad I listen to this on my own time?
Lizzy krueger no
Lizzy krueger marry me
Since RUclips (bad bad boy!) Thought this video might interest me then I too listened to it voluntarily
At the expense of my precious time ...
I'm thinking of calling my psychiatrist and making an appointment to see what's wrong with me
Lizzy krueger nah is makes you even more kool
Like anyone would get paid to listen to this? *lmao* Actually, that would be a really cool job.... :)
Haven't heard this in YEARS, March 2020 anyone?
Dude, this song was the shit for me and my grandpa when I was little
NO ONE FRICKIN CARES
MAY!!
IVE GOT YOU ALL BEAT
June - the cows are rising up...
Mach2024
Watching this for the first time in 2020 , never knew this existed?! Love it.😂😂😂😎🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐔
How have I lived all these years without knowing about this song? It is genius. Moo Pew. :-)
It's a bit concerning when the pictures depict female cows, not bulls, yet they're referred to as 'he'!
I hope this man knows he's a legend
18 years later this is recommended to me out of the blue
I cherish my signed copy. Somewhere there is a video of 4 generations of my family singing along. GO, COWS, GO!
i only just found this by looking up cow gun and im here thinking "is this some vegetarian thing trying to convince me to not eat meat"
I think it is for eating beef. It is either them or us.
@@JKOT05 Debatable lol
"Have it your way" is Burger King's slogan, not McDonald's, but its still funny 😆
Why does the bull calf have an udder?
Ask the animator why they did that.
because it wouldn't get on youtube when it had to show him piss in their eyes otherwise
FlyingHangman This thing predates YT by a couple years. 2001, IIRC. But, yes, the ability to bowdlerize the 'pissing' was probably the animator's reason.
*****
Okay, moo-ve along. :P
Why does the bull calf have an udder?
I haven't watched this in years and it's still cracks me up. Classic work, guys.
why is it a "he" when she has an udder??
+Wolfy On Tour Are you just assuming that cows gender? I'm triggered now and because of that I'll write a huge essay to all my feminist Apache attack helicopter friends.
because the udder cows are female
because the animation wasn't done by the song writer
Put cows in a crate and push them up a ramp? NOPE.
Stick a needle in the thigh to kill them? NOPE.
Piss in their eye with an Udder? NOPE.
Cows able to fire guns? NOPE.
Chickens able to fly helicopters? NOPE.
Its a funny song. Should have a line with shoppers complaining about a meat shortage. Followed by WHERES THE BEEF!!!
For the same reason that dairy cattle (Holsteins) are depicted when talking about beef cattle. City folk are just plain ignorant.