I always felt bad that as a lesbian I never was into lesbian porn, but you saying that you weren't as well made me feel like I wasn't completely wrong to not like it. Honestly all the reasons you said why you don't like them, has been the same reasons I've been saying for years. I feel validated so thank you.
@@iamjadefox just make videos of you dancing- you are hilarious! my favorite is the pause for a time check. The whole skit was so improvised it’s genuinely brilliant!
I was clicking my way through the dance skit and that shit was hilarious. 1st click : fades off right side of the screen 2nd click : dancing up the wall 3rd click : in your face with flashing light on head "This person really dancing to silence!hahahaha....cool"
I can't imagine sitting down and watching an entire porn movie from pizza delivery to the bloopers lol. Most people ain't even having real sex for 15 minutes. I feel like they just film a lot of different positions/angles so everyone can find something they like in it and skip the rest
Sadly, I'm not surprised. Almost all of the 'videos' are directed for a male audience: tall, blonde, long fingernails (what's up with that?) and super femme. Or if there's a butch involved, the angles are wrong, the pace of is off, just a hot mess.
i guess we're both clowns cause I was waiting for the studs too! I remember watching it and thinking "why does she have all these straight girls and where the studs at?!" so disappointed lol
the final scene was really the only one that got me going, they had the most chemistry which is why it was the most stimulating?? anyways young ma did what she had to do
My mom passed just over a month ago and I haven't been online, so to come back to you dancing to absolutely no music with props is everything I needed!! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Jade 💜 I really needed this laugh! It was the checking the time during the dance break for me!! 🤣🤣🤣
Ok this my final comment but Jade is the first youtuber I actually wanted to be friends with in real life. But we both introverts so that probably wouldn't work
Great review! I did enjoy the ending dance break. Your use of different styles kept it exciting and the variety of props offered a unique change of pace. Bravo!
"if there was a stud, that'd be gay" 😭 lmfao
😂😂
I was dying laughing at that
But did she lie 😂
I came here specifically for this comment lmao
The funniest part is it's true
This dance routine is definitely giving me that, “show ya aunties the new dances y’all kids be doing *with threatening look*” vibes.
Reading this comment while watching the dance I 🤣🤣😭😭
go demarcus!
@@iamjadefox I AM NOW DECEASED! 💀⚰️🪦
@@iamjadefox lmaoooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My Lesbian Adult Film Tab Closers:
1. Long Ass Nails
2. Heels On Bed
3. Moaning For No Reason
4. A Dude Enters
5. I Have To Pay? Oh Hell Nah.
😂😂😂
Number 3 and 4 really piss me off.
😂🤣😂🤣
Exactly all of this list...
🤣🤣
Was not prepared for the ending. Such grace, such class. 10/10 obviously a trained professional.
never had an lessons actually 💁🏾♀️
Why did I read her reply in the British accent she does
@@iamjadefox it's a joke 😂
*golf claps*
Giving me hella back in the day Hart vibes. Lmao
"49 Black-American minutes" I'm hollering 😭
😆😂😂 "ya shit has got ta look like a wet band aid at this point"😂😂😂 she had me dying
😂😂
Right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always felt bad that as a lesbian I never was into lesbian porn, but you saying that you weren't as well made me feel like I wasn't completely wrong to not like it. Honestly all the reasons you said why you don't like them, has been the same reasons I've been saying for years. I feel validated so thank you.
saaammmmeeee!
I don't like les porn. I thought no lesbians did 😂 but my wife does 🤷🏼♀️ lol
Im very picky. I prefer actual couples like seldom do I like legit actresses
same
🙌🏽
The dance at the end is literally me hyping myself up in front of the bathroom mirror after another mental breakdown at 2 am🥲
7:57 The exact moment Jade starts to question her life choices
🧘🏾you are ok, sending you prayers of strength and peace! Breathe, breathe, breathe!
Breathe! 🧘🏽♀️ sending you light and peace! Breathe!
But why am I literally here at 2am to cheer myself up after having yet another mental breakdown 👀😂
It’s the fact that she ain’t even have no music lmaooo I cannot 😩😭
"I don't know these porn stars"
That's understandable
"by their names"
I See
😭
I cackled at this
@@celestedivinity2178 I am delighted to know this thank you
😂😂
@@celestedivinity2178 i, too, cackled at this comment
"bc as soon as you add a stud.... that's gay" _c r y i n g_
It’s your 3 minute dance routine with no music for me😂
i don’t need music, just the beat of my heart
@@iamjadefox just make videos of you dancing- you are hilarious! my favorite is the pause for a time check. The whole skit was so improvised it’s genuinely brilliant!
a true performance AND we got it for free 🥳
It’s the time check after 30 seconds of dancing for me 😅🤣😩
I was clicking my way through the dance skit and that shit was hilarious.
1st click : fades off right side of the screen
2nd click : dancing up the wall
3rd click : in your face with flashing light on head
"This person really dancing to silence!hahahaha....cool"
6:35 onwards "when you have to reach your word count on an essay" Lol at Jayden being like "I DONT WANT TO BE HOMELESS"
precisely
I saw this comment before reaching it and was so curious, got there and was like ooooooh 😅
The Gift sounds like a lifetime movie at Christmas time.
😂😂😂😂😂 FACTS
“One hand, one sound” 😂
I don’t know if the younger ones are gonna get that joke. Lol
💀
references are a solid part of this channel. everyone needs to GET ON BOARD.
@@ashleysartattack5600 I didn't someone please explain
@@lenan5913 drumline bb
"Redefining the phrase CHICK FLICK"
amazing.
And not to mention "Birthday juices!"
I am never going to stop using these.
"If you're watching porn for 49 minutes... I don't agree with your lifestyle. How 'bout that." I'm DEAD.
“I don’t wanna become a statistic, so I’m just gonna dance for the rest of the video .”
the unedited dancing with you getting out of breath but still going is the 2021 energy we all need, bless you
you trying to think of more dances to do had me asphyxiated. 😭😭😭
BITCH ME TOO
"I DON'T WANNA BE HOMELESS" I know that's right! lmaoo the dance moves got you another sub!!
Fr bc this came on my recommended 🤣🥰 I’m here for it. Love it 😍
the gift: 5.5/10 lash extensions
jades dancing: 10/10 lash extensions
The gag is I really came here for Jade's dancing
When she said "I won't get my coin" and started dancing I really thought: Bands will Make Her Dance 💃
😂
i’d also like to point out i’ve never seen jade dance in the history of this mfn channel 😭😭i’m on the flooor rolling rn🤣🤣🤣
You miss the video where she twerked?!?! She KILLED IT!!!!
And dat video about the riots! She hit that you got served move hard 😆
Drop the link
Let's not forget her "Save the last dance" rendition😂😂😂
Yooooo she tried to hit that silhouette challenge on us..but in broad day light. I’m dead. Dead😂😂😂
🗣 FOURTY-NINE WHOLE BLACK AMERICAN MINUTES 🗣
Lol
Best part. I CACKLED.
the last like 3 minutes and 30 secs of this video is exactly the content i signed up for when i subscribed alskdannld
"That'd be gay" lmao why does that make sense
Unfortunately
😂🤣 i died laughing because i undetstood what she meant even tho i understand it sounds stupid too
Please explain that part to me?
I feel like her dancing was secretly an audition for The Gift 2
😭😭👀
Now wait a minute 😭 we couldn’t even get no music at the end?
what did i tell y’all about youtube having my ass?!
On the bright side, you can play whatever song you want from another app while watching this video and it'll work no matter what.
@@iamjadefox You should call that portion "Just add music".
I can't imagine sitting down and watching an entire porn movie from pizza delivery to the bloopers lol. Most people ain't even having real sex for 15 minutes. I feel like they just film a lot of different positions/angles so everyone can find something they like in it and skip the rest
Right that's too much dedication
I think Lesbians do have Sex longer than 15 minuets...
@@anuwamy969 we most definitely do🤣 idk how people can even go for less than an hour... 15 minutes isn’t even enough time to buss💀
I always skip to the parts I prefer lol
Jade the' wet band aid reference' was lol funny 😁.
I was stuck on it for 3 African American minutes
Facts I was like wait
Vyes The Victorious Boy I LOVE THIS COMMENT
everyone talking about why there’s no music at the end, y’all know copyright is not about to catch jade slipping
The dancing at the end was the multi-genre soul expression that I didn’t know I needed rn
Sadly, I'm not surprised. Almost all of the 'videos' are directed for a male audience: tall, blonde, long fingernails (what's up with that?) and super femme. Or if there's a butch involved, the angles are wrong, the pace of is off, just a hot mess.
The time checks were what killed me - 3 minutes is a long time 😂
😂
i guess we're both clowns cause I was waiting for the studs too! I remember watching it and thinking "why does she have all these straight girls and where the studs at?!" so disappointed lol
the final scene was really the only one that got me going, they had the most chemistry which is why it was the most stimulating?? anyways young ma did what she had to do
7:28 is me checking the clock at work trying to go home 😂😭
Omg I wheezed
The desperation😭
The Panic in Jade's eyes trying to figure out how in the hell she was gonna dance to nothing for two more minutes X"D
I really wanna know what song was playing in Jade's head when dancing
OMG.. same😂😂
@@ELmayberry OMG @ 7:11😂🤣
pump it up by joe budden
@@iamjadefox NOT JOE BUDDEN😭🤭
@@iamjadefox "we came to get it crunk..."
“Chic flick” 💀😂🤣😭
The dancing at the end 👌🏿😂🤣
Jade's girlfriend just laughing in the background as Jade dances just adds another layer
The dance moves are everything. Petition for you to end all videos this way, regardless of the length of the video itself. 😂
'Beans' being believably flicked lol Jade your so funny ❤️🌈.
“When your parents tell you to come down and show their friends the latest dance moves!” 🤣😂🤣😂
The end 😂😂😂 I think the people need a silhouette challange from you 😂😂
is that not what this was?
@@iamjadefox where is the red light?😆
Please where can I watch it?
i thought young ma was in it 😂
now that might be worth 49 African american mins
That would do numbers
@@notWhiteFerrari but then if it had it stud it would be gay 🤣
@@nunyabusiness776 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nunyabusiness776 😭😭 now that is something to unpack!
The moves, the dedication! I'm vibing with you, don't need musique lol
Had to watch the full video and all the ads. The effort in your dance routine alone deserved it 😂😂😂
“gimme a beat!” COME ON JANETTT
The dancing at the end is everything.
I forgot I had the video still playing and look down to see this 🤣 thank you
Your gf in the back
“I don’t wanna be homeless “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The dance with no music is everything
Nah the ending took me out 💀😭 that's how I look when I have a solo dance party 3 AM 😂
It’s really the dancing with no music for me 😂 and J in the back talking about she don’t wanna be homeless lmao
My mom passed just over a month ago and I haven't been online, so to come back to you dancing to absolutely no music with props is everything I needed!! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Jade 💜 I really needed this laugh! It was the checking the time during the dance break for me!! 🤣🤣🤣
Jade yelling "give me a beat!" And then not receiving one is the best part of this video for me
That “damn” took me out, I can’t stop laughing 😭😭
it’s really the dance scene for me lol Jade not the mf bangs on miss Keri 😭😭
Nah I really busted out laughing when you started dancing 😂😂😂 get yo coin!!!!
Your commitment at the end was inspirational!
Jade's dancing is me done off the henny in quarantine.
Its the dance with the wall slide down at end for me lol😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣omg then the snow globe killed me 🙄😏🙄😏😏😏🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆🤣😂😅😄
Ok this my final comment but Jade is the first youtuber I actually wanted to be friends with in real life. But we both introverts so that probably wouldn't work
the silent dance routine was some of thr best youtube content ive seen in YEARS
The twirl and the grind against the wall has me weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“And I don’t wanna be homeless!” Lmaoooooooo
“It’s giving laptop on the hotel bed vibes” 🤣
Great review! I did enjoy the ending dance break. Your use of different styles kept it exciting and the variety of props offered a unique change of pace. Bravo!
"Young Ma coming through and redefining the phrase...chick flick"
JAAAADE STTOP!! I couldn't get to the first 25 seconds before laughing🤣🤣🤣
I'm still shooked when you did the Boyfriend tag with Miles Jai. That stuff was hilarious. 😆😆😆😆
lol the things Jade does for the coin
Can we get another video of you just dancing to silence lmao. This made my day !!!! Thank you for unknowingly cheering me up !
She really danced the rest of the video 😭😭😭
You really filled in the time by dancing huh 😂😂😂 what is wrong with you Jade?? LMAO omg got me rollin.
Mad respect for that 10min hustle bruh lmao I was crying laughing.
You literally took the words out of my brain!!! Exactly my opinion
THANK YOU for the dance ending. I haven't laughed this hard for at least a year. 🤣
👍💕
Because of this video I watched the second part of the movie. Never before have I related this much to adult content. The faces, the sounds ... YES!
there's a second part ?!
Jade, now wth was that ending 😂😂😂😂😂😂 and then you looked to see if you got your 3 mins and did not 😂😂😂 proceeds to bless us with the art of DANNNCE
I absolutely LOVE your jacket. Blue is one of your colors!
This is about to be HILARIOUS 🤣
It's giving me very much "You Got Served" vibes at the end 🤣💃🏾GIMME A BEAT !!!!
"If there's a stud there, that'd be gay"...😅😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sad but True.
Did Jade really give us 3+ min of Stuart “look what I can do” from Mad TV 😂? And I enjoyed the whole performance 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾.
"laptop on the hotel bed vibes" 🥲
What do you mean youtube won't recommend a video if it's not 10 long? RUclips always be recommending vids that are 2-3mins long
“Moment of silence for Keri Hilson” it’s that bad huh 😂
I’m lost what happened to Keri hilson
The *stunning* velvety green wrap + all that effort WITHOUT music 😚👌 yes ma'am, bless
ik the music in your head was loud asf😭
😂😭
It’s the dancing for me 😂 u swore time was passing and it wasn’t 😂😂😂😂
I watched it and I agree it was tooooo long and they were all femmes?? Which I was super disappointed by
Wow what a beautiful interpretive dance!!! Thank you for gracing us with this absolute joy
😂😂😂 you on the wall though.... LMAO
the vibe you have created in the comment section is immaculate
the breaks in between the dances so you can breathe for 3 seconds 💀💀
You dancing to kill time is perhaps the funniest thing I've seen on the internet today. I just appreciate you SO MUCH! Get your coins, friend!
Can Jade reviewing adult films be a segment please? 😂
You tried to kill me with that dance break. 🤣🤣
I can’t believe I sat here and watched you “dance” for three minutes straight
The ending was the cherry on top thank you thank you thank you