Roasting Celesbians’ Outfits (do better)

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

Комментарии • 263

  • @eddie9753
    @eddie9753 3 года назад +825

    "what in the Rugrats-go-to-Miami is this" PLEASEE 😂

    • @VOID-gz6jk
      @VOID-gz6jk 3 года назад +63

      This is a homosexual high school bully

    • @whitzala
      @whitzala 3 года назад +26

      I SCROME!!

    • @Leslie-wb8cb
      @Leslie-wb8cb 3 года назад +9

      I laughed SO hard, my kid came to investigate!

    • @orangeblossom5362
      @orangeblossom5362 3 года назад +3

      I am wayy done lmaooo

    • @vallovelove8091
      @vallovelove8091 3 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard 🤣

  • @ciara.amituanai
    @ciara.amituanai 3 года назад +725

    “She looks like she plants a mean succulent” 😂

  • @VOID-gz6jk
    @VOID-gz6jk 3 года назад +786

    Honestly it’s disrespectful how much money they have and how awful they dress
    You better roast them Jade

    • @itznia_ok8069
      @itznia_ok8069 3 года назад +12

      Lol honestly

    • @nanamiharuka3269
      @nanamiharuka3269 3 года назад +14

      i think it’s BECAUSE they have all the money that they dress like that. Like at that level of fame and money it’d be weird to wear basic stuff all the time so they try to get outta the box but fail sometimes

    • @serenelibra61
      @serenelibra61 3 года назад +9

      Or maybe they really like what they are wearing....

    • @Flash-mx4km
      @Flash-mx4km 3 года назад +5

      LMAO

    • @ambriaashley3383
      @ambriaashley3383 3 года назад +4

      @@serenelibra61 yes, that's the disrespectful part 😤

  • @gabrielasmith8626
    @gabrielasmith8626 3 года назад +349

    I love the clear obsession with Sarah Paulson 😂

  • @leosznisforever
    @leosznisforever 3 года назад +467

    “this is when mistakes happens and that’s ok” me defending my fav artists when they mess up

  • @viviantompkins7925
    @viviantompkins7925 3 года назад +315

    “It’s giving LGBT friendly church” lmao amazing

  • @adamparrishkinnie
    @adamparrishkinnie 3 года назад +425

    LMAOOO that whole Sarah Paulson bit had me grinning like an idiot idk why

  • @rosie8606
    @rosie8606 3 года назад +195

    You had me at "Edamame Dealer" 😂

  • @ambernickie9394
    @ambernickie9394 3 года назад +331

    “I’m tryna be the J in your crew” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @eddie9753
    @eddie9753 3 года назад +231

    not the LGBT friendly church im crying

  • @steph_0085
    @steph_0085 3 года назад +197

    “She looks like she’s on her way to yell at a Pier 1 employee”.. hilarious.

  • @bettyreads222
    @bettyreads222 3 года назад +172

    "The dresses are giving me white privilege" lmao Sarah Paulson really can't do no wrong

  • @gabbielancashire
    @gabbielancashire 3 года назад +67

    “ Sarah Pause. Did my heart stop...” Need this on a shirt ASAP

  • @beccadotelpy
    @beccadotelpy 3 года назад +116

    "... someone's hat." I. Died.
    Megan Rapinoe plays soccer. Sue Bird plays basketball... and may have been one of my first girl crushes before understood what was happening.

  • @presidentanp
    @presidentanp 3 года назад +72

    “Edamame dealer” 😂😂

    • @aVAness
      @aVAness 3 года назад +2

      💀 In the first minute 😂

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 года назад

      The edamame beans are really hitting different. lol

  • @KristenLundbergHehe
    @KristenLundbergHehe 3 года назад +109

    "she looks like she could plant a mean succulent" 😂😂😂

  • @reginaangela1631
    @reginaangela1631 3 года назад +47

    "And they're both matching, really just sinning up the place."😂😂😂

  • @SaintAlexand.r
    @SaintAlexand.r 3 года назад +55

    Sarah Paused and my heart stopped 😂😂 a fucking mood when Sarah Paulson speaks

  • @kaktus334
    @kaktus334 3 года назад +33

    Willy Wonka and the vanilla wafer factory lmao

  • @naia6642
    @naia6642 3 года назад +29

    Practically POUNCED on this video after reading the title in my notifications

    • @LBoogie49
      @LBoogie49 3 года назад +3

      Literally pounced!

  • @MS-yg6gh
    @MS-yg6gh 3 года назад +32

    "We stan the middle part now apparently" 😂😂 It looks good on her, but my face is not symmetrical enough for that!

  • @beardpandaa
    @beardpandaa 3 года назад +19

    The cuff is a very bisexual thing

  • @stephaniekemple8755
    @stephaniekemple8755 3 года назад +15

    I loved Sarah Pulson’s red coat look.

  • @RebelRouserEsq
    @RebelRouserEsq 3 года назад +27

    “The Hate Crime 4s” - *silent scream*

  • @Natalanium
    @Natalanium 3 года назад +71

    that big forehead no eyebrows analogy though... beam me up Paulson

  • @ashleyk5132
    @ashleyk5132 3 года назад +99

    Saw Celesbians and it was a wrap😭

  • @alfredosanchez170
    @alfredosanchez170 3 года назад +44

    Alternate video title: Jade gets heart palpitations scrolling past Sarah P's looks

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 года назад +1

      @Brea Regans Then you should know that Jesus loves everyone, regardless of their sexuality. You should practice love and acceptance before calling yourself a child of god. Lmao!

  • @lineapinea
    @lineapinea 3 года назад +149

    cuffed pants are bisexual culture.. and we all know kristen doesn't swing just one way.. so.. ;3

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 года назад +25

      Literally just commented this and had to scroll to see if anyone else pointed it out. The unawareness of bi culture here is low-key bi erasure and as a big bi I felt that one hard

    • @lovepink5501
      @lovepink5501 3 года назад +27

      @@Zephyr616 a lesbian not knowing about a bisexual inside joke is not bi erasure, that’s a stretch

    • @Zephyr616
      @Zephyr616 3 года назад

      @@lovepink5501 I watch enough LGBT content to be pretty savvy on most LGBT culture even if I don't identify with it, so either I'm too deep down the rabbit hole or she's kinda ignorant

    • @Chris-mj3ql
      @Chris-mj3ql 3 года назад +4

      It does surprise me when lesbians seem so unaware of the most common themes of bisexual culture. It's a pretty minor thing to not know this, but it really does reinforce the idea that bisexuals are marginalized and not taken seriously even in lgbtq+ spaces.

    • @dunnotck1
      @dunnotck1 3 года назад

      What else is considered bi culture, style wise? I'm bi and moving to America next year, so I need to learn.

  • @monetwalker9143
    @monetwalker9143 3 года назад +16

    Not the twilight queen 😂😂

    • @olly2027
      @olly2027 3 года назад

      @GO B.O stop

  • @туянахоровиц
    @туянахоровиц 3 года назад +35

    Jade, you're comedy timing is priceless, so funny

  • @SaintAlexand.r
    @SaintAlexand.r 3 года назад +28

    “Rugrats go to Miami” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kenyathompson3266
    @kenyathompson3266 3 года назад +19

    That caveman and Alien was a short on Kablam! called Prometheus and Bob.

  • @kchandler6978
    @kchandler6978 3 года назад +13

    I love how the majority of this video was just Jade thirsting for Sarah Paulson as she should

  • @ttbaby159
    @ttbaby159 3 года назад +22

    Moral of the story: Sarah Paulson is an ICON. We love her!

  • @Brynwyn123
    @Brynwyn123 3 года назад +6

    She heard about the bisexual cuffed jeans trend and ran with it

  • @LBoogie49
    @LBoogie49 3 года назад +17

    Edamame dealer......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @katkatungu8813
    @katkatungu8813 3 года назад +15

    Disney villain shoes😂😂

  • @PhoenixRoseAshes
    @PhoenixRoseAshes 3 года назад +22

    You need to make a video of you just doing pickup lines

  • @aliceis9068
    @aliceis9068 3 года назад +10

    i know im not even a minute in but im already cracking up at "she looks like an edamame dealer. she looks like she makes her own CBD chapstick" oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd lmao

  • @kellynunez3430
    @kellynunez3430 3 года назад +2

    Lmaooooo an edamame dealer....like she makes her own cbd chapstick 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ohaiitsurrn8922
    @ohaiitsurrn8922 3 года назад +42

    Sarah Paulsen is a goddess here to speak to the bad managers.

  • @stormypast1984
    @stormypast1984 3 года назад +26

    jade just being hilarious loved it

  • @pastelpastry
    @pastelpastry 3 года назад +63

    Was she wearing Calvin Klein diapers? That outfit was terrible, sorry.

    • @5ystemError
      @5ystemError 3 года назад +9

      The undies are from a limited edition Calvin Klein x Pampers collab.

    • @pastelpastry
      @pastelpastry 3 года назад

      @@5ystemError Can she swim in them though?

  • @imperfectworldimperfecthum5015
    @imperfectworldimperfecthum5015 3 года назад +12

    I’m so glad I’m not a celebrity. I’d get destroyed 😂

  • @Pomegranate226
    @Pomegranate226 3 года назад +11

    This was great! Can you do this again but with BIPOC ?

  • @heleng4528
    @heleng4528 3 года назад +28

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who has a crush on Sarah Paulson.

  • @zucchinigreen
    @zucchinigreen 3 года назад +5

    Sarah Paulson has/had the same stylist as Lupita Nyongo, she actually put Queen Lupita on.
    Lupita has talked about it in several interviews when she first broke big.

  • @fific37stream73
    @fific37stream73 2 года назад +1

    "What in the Rugrats go to Miami is this" 😂

  • @mystribox28
    @mystribox28 3 года назад +8

    11:45 That Fruity Pebbles with the milk. That Oops! All Berries! That Rocco's Modern life. That...

  • @jenificentx
    @jenificentx 3 года назад +2

    not the 'manilla wafer factory'!! lmfao im dead

  • @frozenmocha9911
    @frozenmocha9911 3 года назад +2

    “Pose season 1” TOOK ME OUT

  • @epiphanykc
    @epiphanykc 3 года назад +5

    Edamame dealer is THE funniest thing I've heard in a long while...hilarious!

  • @mira4921
    @mira4921 3 года назад +2

    Sarah Paulson stay serving looks and I'm here for it!

  • @akelly58
    @akelly58 3 года назад +20

    I liked this a lot, you should do these more often!

  • @Annnie763
    @Annnie763 3 года назад +5

    I'd totally pay for a personal style consult if Jade ever sold them $$$

  • @uvan5202
    @uvan5202 3 года назад +2

    2:39 happiest season

  • @ROCKONplaceboforever
    @ROCKONplaceboforever 3 года назад +5

    The power of the upper lip we stan

  • @lovingweirdo4727
    @lovingweirdo4727 3 года назад +8

    The way she talked about Sarah Paulson really made me irrationally happy

  • @worshipthefrog1635
    @worshipthefrog1635 Год назад

    "This is when mistakes happen and that's okay." I cracked up. OKAY but also not the underwear over those shorts nooo 😭

  • @ShawStace
    @ShawStace 3 года назад +18

    College kid with money haha 3:00

  • @monicamartinez6695
    @monicamartinez6695 3 года назад +7

    I really enjoyed the length of time spent on Sarah Paulson😌

  • @queenfree85
    @queenfree85 Год назад

    The Prometheus and Bob reference absolutely SENT MEEEE!!!! 😂😂😂😂 Sarah can def get an invite to tha 'Q. I'd trust her potato salad any day. Raisins where??? 😂😂😂

  • @suelensoares2650
    @suelensoares2650 3 года назад

    "Is that a religious act?" 🤣🤣🤣 Yep, I must say I'm a follower 🙏

  • @boombangpow889
    @boombangpow889 3 года назад +2

    “Just....sinning up the place” I’m distraught

  • @GordooRP
    @GordooRP 3 года назад +2

    Hate Crime 4’s 😂😂😂 I’m on the fucking floor

  • @carligirrl
    @carligirrl 2 года назад

    I'm living for your flirty remarks and pick-up lines.

  • @JustMiraMe
    @JustMiraMe 3 года назад +1

    Sarah Paulson be snatching hearts from chest cavities in name of slaying

  • @patriciamoronta800
    @patriciamoronta800 3 года назад +1

    Pose season oneee😂😂😂

  • @teopatra_
    @teopatra_ 3 года назад +3

    “Sinning up the place”

  • @noodleboi5565
    @noodleboi5565 3 года назад +2

    You gotta make this a series, I'm obsessed

  • @faithschwartz8619
    @faithschwartz8619 3 года назад +2

    The movie with Aubrey Plaza is The Happiest Season on Hulu (i think)

  • @nikkiep23
    @nikkiep23 3 года назад +9

    I love love love Sarah!

  • @lillypop4895
    @lillypop4895 3 года назад +3

    def need a pt 2!!!

  • @ranich4332
    @ranich4332 3 года назад +5

    A YT short of Lena Waith outfits?

  • @korenisme
    @korenisme 3 года назад +96

    You should react to Sue’s style if you do this again. She has drip

    • @korenisme
      @korenisme 3 года назад +11

      Sue Bird - Megan’s fiancée

    • @4rogue6
      @4rogue6 3 года назад +4

      Yes. Sue stay fly.

  • @Bimtavdesign
    @Bimtavdesign 3 года назад +1

    I'm here for the Sarah Paulson thirsting 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AG-ej7wm
    @AG-ej7wm 3 года назад +1

    Please do more of these! It makes me feel much better about my nonexistent fashion sense.

  • @MultiDaisy1995
    @MultiDaisy1995 3 года назад

    The hate on the purple shorts & the Disney villain shoes had me weak! 😆

  • @Lisadabug
    @Lisadabug 3 года назад +3

    she said "1812 haunted b**** collection" im dead

  • @hollifugate9710
    @hollifugate9710 3 года назад +2

    Alice is my favorite! Dude lol loved this roast 🤣

  • @miali4958
    @miali4958 3 года назад +10

    Who could possibly dislike this delightful video????

  • @user67ui
    @user67ui 3 года назад +4

    Loved this! We need a part 2 :)

  • @sauanakid
    @sauanakid 3 года назад +3

    I always enjoy your fashion reviews so much

  • @tinbitberhanu8125
    @tinbitberhanu8125 3 года назад +7

    Here’s a comment for the almighty algorithm. You’re hilarious

  • @okgoose
    @okgoose 3 года назад +2

    hi jade thanks for the content

  • @SourPopPeaches
    @SourPopPeaches 3 года назад

    The growth bit in the sponsor had me giggle a little🥰🥰

  • @DJThump_her
    @DJThump_her 3 года назад

    Is it me, or does Jade look particularly GOOD in this video? Whatever you're doing girl, keep doing it!!

  • @AgainstWind
    @AgainstWind 3 года назад +1

    i am engaging with this video!

  • @virtuousthing9070
    @virtuousthing9070 3 года назад

    5:27 those are some basketball shorts or pijama shorts going on

  • @casscandy10
    @casscandy10 3 года назад +4

    Not Jade having a crush on Sara Paulson lol

  • @lalacloud3312
    @lalacloud3312 3 года назад +23

    5:55 outfit is truly abysmal. A stylist job was lost that day.

    • @MagnoliaPantherWoman
      @MagnoliaPantherWoman 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, dark tops over light pants isn't a good look in general.

  • @popcorn1304
    @popcorn1304 3 года назад +2

    More of this pls! the jokes hit!

  • @kyraj3126
    @kyraj3126 3 года назад +2

    Jade you are FUNNY AF

  • @BurningMoonlight
    @BurningMoonlight 3 года назад +15

    I thing Gen Q Alice is her cutest look.

  • @rengokusfox
    @rengokusfox 3 года назад +2

    not the peasant dress😩

  • @valpulaski8298
    @valpulaski8298 3 года назад

    Ahh!! Love this. More more more jade!!!

  • @AriVirtual
    @AriVirtual 3 года назад +5

    ngl though, if a wizard gave me a jacket I'd have to rock it immediately.. But it would feel disrespectful to do it at a beach, like Imma get sent to asscabandz lol

  • @lauremo4005
    @lauremo4005 3 года назад

    Thanks for tossing those pink, silk shorts of Rapinoe's out there like a hand grenade, one of the worst fashion slaughter events. Ever. I'm still traumatized and probably will be for a long-a**ed time. And "1812 Haunted B***h Convention" 😂✌

  • @rebecca7856
    @rebecca7856 3 года назад

    6:23 - How could you do Pose like that!? T-T

  • @exox7534
    @exox7534 3 года назад +3

    I can actually imagine Cara borrowing that coat from a wizard