Stinky Almond Nails and Illiterate Cowboys
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- Опубликовано: 11 мар 2024
- hiiii sick lil freaksss !!! this week we continued to talk about all of y'all's tv shows and movie hot takes! in this episode we talked about whether or not romantic comedies are back????, Drew breaks down the cinematic classic "Burlesque", and Deison's least favorite character in "The Summer I Turned Pretty"!!!
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The “chat” bit is absolutely hilarious every time, I’ve adopted it into my real life and no one understands 😭😭
Literally same!!! I can’t even finish getting it out before laughing and my bf is so confused 😂
Can we please just have an episode where Drew gives synopses on movies Deison hasn’t seen? Drew talking about Burlesque was fucking great. 😂😂😂
We need this!!
Signing this petition!!
“and she has those little almond nails, you know that nail stinks!” 💀💀💀
& then the commercial break 😂😂
the “i’ll never sell” cher voice is so accurately funny 😭😭😭😭😭
Sounded like Richard Nixon 😂😭😭
The Burlesque synopsis was perfection.😂
No nothing could prepare me for what stinky almond nails was gonna be about 😭😭😭😭😭😭I’m screaming
I am cracking up so much at the “what” “what the fuck” 😂😂😂
Drew: “bulls”
Deison: “balls”👁️👄👁️
she’s just saying things that rhyme with bulls, sorry 🤷♀️
fried green tomatoes is the most sapphic “best friend” movies i’ve ever seen
and the book is very lesbian 🫶
“Chat is you’re listening” cracked me up 😭😭😭
Burlesque is so good (you’re right, it’s mostly the performances) and I am absolutely so attracted to Xtina in that movie. It was one of my biggest bi awakenings. And her outfits the whole movie?! UGH! 😍
35:12 no! Her name was Beatrice because it’s based off of a Shakespeare play and that was her characters name in Shakespeare 🤣
No deison thinking burlesque was in a different time period is so valid because towards the end of the movie I think someone pulled out a smart phone or something like that and I was like wtf when does this take place 😂. My little mind didn’t understand the actual concept of burlesque.
I could listen to drew recap burlesque all day omg
As someone who currently lives in the south it's definitely very stinky in August 😂
you guys HAVE to watch bridgerton if you haven’t i was so hesitant bc period pieces are boring but finally gave in and OMG it’s everything, the way you talk about tsitp is how i talk about bridgerton
Lol couldn’t think of a better bday gift to wake up to! This podcast is such a positive part of my life ❤️
Happy Birthday!!!
Drew saying cam’s last name 4 times every time is taking me OUT 😭😭😭😭
as many times as i’ve seen that movie, i never knew his last name till now ☠️
Where do I sign up to be y’all’s mic stands🤨
heavy On the southern talk..lmao yall it'd HOTT down here in the south 😂 them farm kids are RICH..truly
And still obsessed with the "chat" bit
The way your explanation made me want to watch Burlesque again 😅 I loved it even though it has the same plot as Coyote Ugly but to each their own 😂 I enjoyed Next Goal Wins but definitely could have been better. I liked Oscar's character most. Disappointed in Taika for other reasons but always love seeing our people on screen nonetheless ❤❤
My great aunt was so strictly mormon that the times I came over to her house for a family dinner on Sunday she would only put on Johnny Lingo or The Other Side of Heaven for the kids to watch😂
Drew’s Cher impression is giving Mhi’ya Iman LePaige a run for her money 💀
as someone who has an older brother and a younger brother who’s similar in age i think that tsitp does a really good job of representing the brother/sister dynamic realistically LOL. like their relationship is so real
I was looking for this comment 😂 like tell me you don’t have an older brother without telling me
This last week was rough, but you two always make it better. I haven't laughed this hard in a while 😂 thank you
PUT SOME RESPECT ON THAT MOVIE 😭😭😭 her dumb ass was like I’ll beat you to the house and she starts running through the grass like she’s been there before and he’s like wait not that way and she falls into the pond 💀 That movie had me in a chokehold when I was 15 I know the FACTS💀💀
Her maniac laugh when she's in the water SENDS ME and equally makes me cringe SO BAD
“play any song!”
“ANY song?”
“any song”
“WAGONWHEEL WATOOSY.”
I just watched and read the summer I turned pretty because you guys talked about a long time ago and I am so glad you recapped it again!! 😂 don’t hate me, but I am team Connie
Everytime you guys talk about the summer I turned pretty i HAVE to rewatch both seasons lmao
Literally the best part of my Monday’s ! Love from O’ahu Hawai’i!
The lume ad placement is freaking hilarious!
This podcast is the best thing I've ever found! You guys are amazing and so funny! I feel like I'm hanging out with my best friends!❤
Johnny Lingo was one of my favorite movies growing up, I got it in one of the 5$ movie baskets at Wal-Mart and I can recite almost every line and song from the movie. I didnt think anyone else knew about that movieeee
(Me to myself) masc stand👏🏽 masc stand 👏🏽
Yall really make me feel less lonely ❤❤
I haven’t seen most of the movies and shows they’re talking about but I’m still cracking up 😂
i just started watching the summer i turned pretty and team jeremiah til i die
you are so real for that fr
Why did I get a stinky deodorant ad before this 😂😂😂
Idk if anyone commented already for the first take The twilight movie Jacob's original actor (kristopher hyatt) is native and the directors wanted him to cut his hair but he refused because it's sacred to native people and then they basically kicked him off the role and then hired Taylor Launter (love him but i agree, Jacob should've been played by an actual native person).
I’ve been having a rough week and I love having the zoomies with you guys 😂
Im glad I stayed up studying this late !!
PLUS ONE IS SOO GOOD I CRIED!
The fact that Wattpad Studio's has me waiting for the second Beautiful Disaster to come to streaming makes me SICK. Why am I like this?!?!
it’s on Amazon prime! We found it the same day but couldn’t commit to watching both in the same day 😭
I literally say “uh oh stinkyyyy” once a week and idk where it came from either
OK THANK YOU!
it’s that one meme with the monkey LMAOOO
Y’all ATE those Cher impersonations. 😂
Not the Lume sponsorship after dropping stinky almond nails😂
“Cher’s his dad” 😭😭😭😭 that one took me clean out
🐂btw I typed bull in the chat like you asked QUEEEEENS
Every time deison interrupts drew telling the plot to burlesque 😂😂😂😂 dying tooooooo fucking funny
That Lumi ad was a ride 😭😂
Not me literally getting an add for “almonds”
Drew is soooo good at breaking down movies, I was legit captivated the whole time!! And I could care less about the movie Burlesque lol
Thank yall for changing up the sound set up as I would have my volume high to hear yall when you moved, but go deaf when you were on the mics. It flows much better so thank you guys! ❤
Honestly I don’t even need to watch movies I just need you guys to give highlights lol
I love their humor, reminds me of my siblings and I!
HATED next goal wins what a missed opportunity
Omg yes Team Jeremiah forever. Conrad is the worst. I could write a freakin dissertation on this shit 😂
WHY DID I STOP LISTENING UGH (got busy😭) !!! MISSED IT HEREEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOEEEWWWWWWWWWEEEEE
Side note if and when aliens visit earth and I only get to show them 1 video to save the human race it will be Drew’s 3hr recap of burlesque
I’m so happy you mentioned bestdressed i hope she’s doing ok lol
Speaking of subtitles!!! SHOGUN IS SO GOOOODDDDD
lol I recently watched the Longest Ride and he actually didn’t push the girl into the pond. She basically tried to run through some weeds/bushes to race him back to the house and she didn’t know there was a pond behind them, so she fell in.
Was about to eat in solitude I guess god had other plans 😂
5 minutes in and I’m already cracking up
I watched anyone but you with my mom and it was veryyyy awkward to say the least 😂😂😭😭
morningggg guys happy Tuesday. xoxoxoxo
I AM SNORTING AT DREW RETELLING THE OLD MAN FROM anyone but you "WHAT THE FUCk"
Helen Zass?! Literally my gay awakening!!!
raising arizona and moonstruck are both nick cage bangers 😭
Oh god, the twilight series book clothing choices are soooo mormon coded. 😂
No the airplane scene with the old man was top tier comedy 😂😂
the gentleman IS SOOOO GOOD!!!
Siones wedding is a masterpiece. I still laugh every time I see it. Siones wedding 2??? Idk why they did that to me
SLEEPING WITH OTHER PEOPLE DESTROYED ME 😭😭 i love that romcom sooo much its probably my favorite
My favorite cheesy movie The holiday 🫡 the way I need Jude law in that movie so baddd 😩
came from apple pod to say that katy o’brian does deserve all the love and praise for her role in love lies bleeding. (pretty sure this is the pod you mention her in the movie) the scene where she’s competing-showing her moves 😍 never have i wanted to be tossed around till i saw the end of her swinging stewart about
🐂⚽️🏀 obligatory balls bc apparently they rhyme with bull
Your next audience question should be “what is something unrealistic you believe you can do successfully your first try?”
I always ask it at parties and it gets the funniest answers! For example, mine is that I think I can run the WhipOut course no problem and win, especially the big ball part
I thought watching that clip from the plane would make me want to watch the whole movie, but the feeling I experienced while watching it was giving me Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room” vibes
I volunteer to hold Deison’s mic 😫🙏🏽
The part where she has her whole pants off onto the hand dryer was pretty funny but other than that the old dude was the highlight of the whole movie.
Burlesque is so camp and that’s what makes it good!
If you're reading this there is an extended preview of anyone but you and it has the airplane scene that was so funny 😭
What yall talking about burlesque was so good
Referring to Alan Cumming by his role is Spy Kids is…wild…
I will take no Burlesque slander
10:34 OMG exactly! Like, do they brush their teeth???
“Make fried green tomatoes lesbians and then I’ll watch” babe.. they literally are
Coyote Ugly 🤝 Burlesque
my favorites!! you get it
i’m glad i’m not the only one like drew where they still call eric dane, “mcsteamy” 😂 but i hated his character in that movie tho lmaoo, “and these big juicy tits!!” took me out ☠️
It’s very hot and sweaty in the south and some people have yet to discover the fine technology called deodorant
In the Fried Green Tomatoes book, they ARE lesbians!!! Highly recommend reading it!!
is burlesque the best movie? no
did bound to you go number one in my room? yes!
yall need to watch triple dog. that changed my whole perspective on miss britt robertson
Aren’t they racing in the longest ride and then she trips. I don’t think he shoved her 😅
Deison!!! they are lesbians in fried green tomatoes!!! the movie alludes to it but in the book it’s more obvious you should read it!
Face/off is a good movie too
🐂🐂🐂 📯📯📯
justice for burlesque and conrad
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