Why We're Waiting for the Monkeys to Decide

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
  • hi lil freaksssss!!! this week we continued to answer some hard hitting questions submitted by our loyal Patreoners! in this episode we talked about why Donnie is the most annoying person at the airport, why the ocean truly terrifies us, and our longest standing/current bits we're obsessed with!
    COME SEE US ON TOUR THIS SUMMER!! You can buy your tickets at
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    CLICK HERE TO BUY YOUR COPY!!
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    @_twoidiotgirls | @deisonafualo | @drewafualo

Комментарии • 102

  • @Tmoney972
    @Tmoney972 4 месяца назад +159

    The night shifters truly appreciate this upload time

  • @spark5149
    @spark5149 4 месяца назад +37

    your brother in the airport is everyone’s brother everrrr l 😂😂😂

  • @HappyGirl-ko3tg
    @HappyGirl-ko3tg 4 месяца назад +43

    18:42 donny at the airport is killing meee 😭

  • @alib687
    @alib687 4 месяца назад +21

    Them hating on raising cains vs Brittany and Caleb going crazy for it on calebs podcast lol

  • @jenn9184
    @jenn9184 4 месяца назад +58

    The calories I lost rn for laughing at Dony and his choniesssss lmaoooo

  • @itzhailzz
    @itzhailzz 4 месяца назад +34

    Soooo happy to be a night shifter. Gardening HARD at 3:43am

  • @asmrrrxoxo
    @asmrrrxoxo 4 месяца назад +10

    Donny’s voice be sounding like Linus from Sharkboy and Lavagirl

  • @taylorlu7192
    @taylorlu7192 4 месяца назад +19

    I’m so stoned yall

  • @danicacassidy1672
    @danicacassidy1672 4 месяца назад +15

    Good morning from the corporate girlies standing in solidarity with my night shift girlies who have been gardening 💗🫶🏾

  • @doodadsdandy
    @doodadsdandy 4 месяца назад +16

    im locked the fuck in babey

  • @nickbowden7128
    @nickbowden7128 4 месяца назад +7

    Straight up, in my 28 years of life have I never felt more seen than when Deison pointed out the Chuck E Cheese game to gayness pipeline

  • @GabrielJGuzman
    @GabrielJGuzman 4 месяца назад +56

    in my 3 am delirious state, yall are at the top of the Met stairs right now hosting this episode💅🤣♥️

  • @kimberlyfauscett7034
    @kimberlyfauscett7034 4 месяца назад +5

    The way I immediately heard the spider squishing sound in my head when Deison said that was her favorite game 😅😂

  • @sherede1442
    @sherede1442 4 месяца назад +2

    The way I was wheezing at Donny and the dirty chonies 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fricknbatz666
    @fricknbatz666 4 месяца назад +8

    i wanna see the tiktok they’re talking about so bad😭

  • @alejandraarevalo1297
    @alejandraarevalo1297 4 месяца назад +3

    drew saying “alexa play rush by troye sivan” triggered my alexa lol

  • @okay_brielle
    @okay_brielle 4 месяца назад +9

    meglaphobia nation rise!!

  • @vialikescats
    @vialikescats 4 месяца назад +7

    about to get so high & fall asleep to this ✨

  • @kendal_murry
    @kendal_murry 4 месяца назад +5

    My best friend bought us meet and greet tickets for my birthday. Wooooooooooo

    • @twoidiotgirls
      @twoidiotgirls  4 месяца назад +1

      omg fun!!! happy birthday!

    • @kendal_murry
      @kendal_murry 4 месяца назад

      @@twoidiotgirls it’s not until August (I’m also a Virgo) lol she just couldn’t keep it a secret. Thaaaank you though, I’m sooo excited to get to absolutely crack up with you two 🫶🏻

  • @TheReal0re0McFlurr
    @TheReal0re0McFlurr 8 дней назад

    The gorilla TikTok is hilarious I had to go back n watch n read the comments and I can just hear drew laughing historically

  • @katel9038
    @katel9038 4 месяца назад +2

    of courseeee i get laid off right before this tour 😁😁 i’ll be there in spirit!

  • @KHaines151
    @KHaines151 4 месяца назад +2

    Thalassophobia is the fear of deep bodies of water in general and what lurks in it

  • @StephLorenzo
    @StephLorenzo 4 месяца назад +2

    Amazon delivery driver here, and YES. To everything you said. 😭

  • @katiebrewer49
    @katiebrewer49 4 месяца назад

    donny stories have me in tears every single time dude wtf

  • @sparkleyspirit4676
    @sparkleyspirit4676 4 месяца назад +3

    This is what I needed right now ❤

  • @mirandalucas7873
    @mirandalucas7873 4 месяца назад

    Just bought my ticket for the tour!!! See you in Chicago😘 I can’t wait to buy your book💕💖💕

  • @PlumbobBean
    @PlumbobBean 4 месяца назад +1

    PLEASE COME TO CANADA !!! We love yall up here

    • @PlumbobBean
      @PlumbobBean 4 месяца назад

      I’ll be honest tho the men aren’t any better :(

  • @bahhhnessuh
    @bahhhnessuh 4 месяца назад +2

    Lmao love that we are all up super late 😂 4 am over here and just started watching. Perfect way to end my night to sleep. 😴

  • @ohlookitsluiss_
    @ohlookitsluiss_ 4 месяца назад +2

    I have rarely traveled via plane..I’m a rent-a-van type of person. Granted I have a very Mexican family so it’s usually me and 20 other family members… maybe that’s why 💀

  • @onlytime6804
    @onlytime6804 4 месяца назад +3

    American airports sound scary and stressful

  • @jaidaq24
    @jaidaq24 4 месяца назад +3

    i love when y’all shoutout the friendship bracelets at 39:50 !!!
    deison, if you want i can send you the poster i made that y’all reposted (through email, dm, whichever work for you!) so that you can post it too when it gets closer to tour🫶🏼

    • @twoidiotgirls
      @twoidiotgirls  4 месяца назад +2

      dm it to me queen 🫶🏽

    • @jaidaq24
      @jaidaq24 4 месяца назад

      @@twoidiotgirls okay!! i just sent it on insta

  • @procrastinator2298
    @procrastinator2298 4 месяца назад +2

    I laughed with my mouth tore-open at this eppie

  • @tayyuh3417
    @tayyuh3417 4 месяца назад +1

    One time I gardened before a flight and thought I was peeing myself the first half 😂😂😂

  • @LeviathanSpit
    @LeviathanSpit 4 месяца назад +2

    Hell yeah brother

  • @De_voreaux
    @De_voreaux 4 месяца назад +1

    32:10 I will say that most of those situations I've seen definitely favor that statement. But one of my best friends now I asked out, got rejected and it didn't become weird 👍🏾 but yes usually men will keep the friendship in hopes that they'll eventually see them as an option to date

  • @dannyshepard9382
    @dannyshepard9382 4 месяца назад

    Someone mentioned in another video I watched that red eye flights when you go on vacation are better, you just add an extra day and then you can get the sleep you need when you land, rather than trying to cram stuff in with whatever light you have left on the first day and exhausting yourself 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

  • @Emihim3
    @Emihim3 4 месяца назад +1

    Hope to see y’all in LA

  • @Bellalugosi
    @Bellalugosi 4 месяца назад +1

    Thanks, this was my reminder to go put a hair mask in 💆🏻‍♀

  • @mayatinoco835
    @mayatinoco835 4 месяца назад +2

    I also cant stand large aquatic things mostly the animals I LOATHE GREAT WHITE SHARKS ENTIRELY SOME OTHER THINGS FREAK ME OUT TOO BUT MOSTLY THAT

  • @K1rstenA
    @K1rstenA 4 месяца назад +1

    Drew: it Doobie happenin

  • @stopbeingana-hole4151
    @stopbeingana-hole4151 4 месяца назад

    100% about the men not being able to be friends with women they are attracted to. I’ve lost so many guy friends, because I wasn’t interested and they got offended and just stopped talking to me.

  • @spark5149
    @spark5149 4 месяца назад +1

    33:09 Heavvvvvyyy on the women staying to care for their sick husbands. I know too many older married woman who are the caregivers to their sick deadbeat husbands just at my work. Not including ppl I know in my personal circle. I have a dream . . .

  • @elevatorfloor
    @elevatorfloor 4 месяца назад

    crop dusting femininominoninoninoninonomomonimomonminon at disney?

  • @ash6307
    @ash6307 4 месяца назад

    I think the dress code should be little shirt big pants

  • @jade_maus_
    @jade_maus_ 4 месяца назад

    Drew’s hill: this is true overall, but my four closest guy friends were at one point very much in love with me. Like writing songs about, making indie movies about in love with me. Two I reciprocated but told them it wasn’t the best move, two I didn’t reciprocate. They are all still closely in my life over 10 years later. I just went to one of their baby showers actually. Now, does it matter that 3/4 of them are bisexual…mayhaps. Only one of them’s totally straight lmao. But just wanted to add some data to your dying hill pool.

  • @caroline42022
    @caroline42022 4 месяца назад +1

    Does anybody know if The Comment Section is an audio only podcast? I can never find the newer videos anywhere 😩 there’s only like 3 on YT

  • @pimpdaddydailyn
    @pimpdaddydailyn 4 месяца назад +2

    WOOOOOOOOO

  • @savagebagle
    @savagebagle 4 месяца назад +1

    The Europeans appreciate the upload time 🎉

  • @monicadoe1998
    @monicadoe1998 4 месяца назад

    Does anyone know if the Austin show is really standing for GA? Or will they have seats

  • @jenn9184
    @jenn9184 4 месяца назад

    Trying to get LA tickets and it needs a code?

  • @hayhay959
    @hayhay959 4 месяца назад

    What episode has who dat urine for lol?

  • @orionb4074
    @orionb4074 4 месяца назад +1

    34:00 You’re talking about submechanophobia! And I also suffer from it 🫡.

  • @Tmaiariimcmartinpaiti
    @Tmaiariimcmartinpaiti 4 месяца назад +1

    I know what you guys can’t bring ME on tour… bring the tour to Australia 🫵🏼😠

  • @mayatinoco835
    @mayatinoco835 4 месяца назад +19

    The way you both Imitate donny in the same high pitched tone 😂 Makes me die

  • @DiMagnolia
    @DiMagnolia 4 месяца назад +4

    The Donny stories get me every time 😭

  • @ashleysabo4710
    @ashleysabo4710 4 месяца назад +4

    Girl I deliver for FedEx ground and bboooyyyy do I have some horror stories!!! The old whities do not ppllaaayyyy

  • @kaylaarianna5392
    @kaylaarianna5392 4 месяца назад +7

    couple months ago i was flying back home from LAX and the man next to me had a tuna sandwich, salt and vinegar chips, AND kombucha😭 smelly ass meal💀 thankfully the flight was only an hour and a half

  • @MelroseG28
    @MelroseG28 4 месяца назад +5

    “Go ahead and clock out for me” is my go to 😂

  • @ScrimShady59
    @ScrimShady59 4 месяца назад +6

    Charles entertainment cheese caught me so off guard 😂😂 I’m getting ready for work hollering

  • @catalinacardenas6593
    @catalinacardenas6593 4 месяца назад +3

    16:14 one time I had no choice but to eat my wendys 4 for 4 on the plane and people started to turn around bc they could smell the food. So humiliatingggg

  • @erikastore9874
    @erikastore9874 4 месяца назад +6

    im never the first one to listennnnn woooo

  • @ZenMeoww
    @ZenMeoww 4 месяца назад +1

    having a terrible day and i am so glad i have this to listen to while i do chores today. i know we're all just silly girls doing silly girl talks but like it cannot be said enough how thankful i am that you guys make content. thank you genuinely!! i hope i can go to the tour!!! i will probably be alone but oh well!!!

  • @cenalithezombie4345
    @cenalithezombie4345 4 месяца назад +1

    On the topic of Amazon, working there sucked and they don’t care about their employees. I got bit by a dog and they fired me two days later ❤
    Yeah I cried about it for two days and the bite didn’t break the skin but I did have a bruise 😬

  • @shelbyann5672
    @shelbyann5672 4 месяца назад +3

    LOCKED IN

  • @treasure7581
    @treasure7581 4 месяца назад +1

    Moving out of my college dorm rn I’m appreciating the upload 🙏

  • @britt8099
    @britt8099 4 месяца назад

    Omg are you talking about teala’s blind date video on RUclips with the first guy farting???

  • @KeyB22
    @KeyB22 4 месяца назад +1

    I'm not sure if it's because I'm hard of hearing lol but I feel like the pod audio is very low and the intro/outro is so much louder..

  • @chryspaige22
    @chryspaige22 4 месяца назад

    Drew straight lied to me! Mardi gras mustard is straight A$$. But I will forgive because she is on the verge of giving me abs from laughter lmao

  • @louisesanchez6935
    @louisesanchez6935 4 месяца назад

    Oh man I wanted to buy you some gummies when you come to Denver 😭😭😭. But I totally understand 38:55

  • @jadelizz4667
    @jadelizz4667 4 месяца назад

    the unfortunate thing is i matched with that dude farting in that video (OBVS before that) and ive never been so embarrassed to have a momentary convo on an app

  • @skyyy7088
    @skyyy7088 4 месяца назад +2

    YEAAHHHHHH

  • @just_britta_ok
    @just_britta_ok 4 месяца назад

    OMG YOU READ MY QUESTION 😭😭

  • @jade_maus_
    @jade_maus_ 4 месяца назад

    Current bit: “don’t threaten me with a good time”

  • @moelko68
    @moelko68 4 месяца назад +2

    Who else just got home from the bar lmaooooo

  • @karinaxo3442
    @karinaxo3442 4 месяца назад +1

    Happy Tuesday! i love yall. Forgive me deison i didnt follow u on TikTok till yesterday 😭