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I like that he started with Genesis 1:1. He was showing Sonic that he would literally stand there and recite the entire Bible in Japanese from memory without breathing to say no if he had to.
@@kelanmbuntcha3537 Yeah! Did you start to recognize it once you figured that out? “はじめに神は天と地とを創造された。 地は形なく、むなしく、やみが淵のおもてにあり、神の霊が水のおもてをおおっていた。 神は「光あれ」と言われた。すると光があった。” ~創世記 1:1-3 口語訳 Except it seems like he cut it off right before the last word, so it was just “すると光るが--“ In English it’s rendered, “In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. Then God said, ‘Let there be light’; and there was light.” ~Genesis 1:1-3 NKJV Except in this case it would be more like, “Then God said, ‘Let there be light’; and light--“
“I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me gay.” That’s legit what I expected to happen, too. Literally ZERO hesitation before he started that recitation. 😂
So we've established three things. 1. Shadow knows Japanese 2. Shadow can talk for long periods without breathing 3. Shadow frequently reads and recites the bible to the point he can actively translate it to Japanese as he speaks
I like how Shadow doesn’t even take a second to think about the choices Sonic gave him, the second he heard the alternative he dove straight in without a second thought
@@marioman3142Oh yea, shadow's preferred pronoun is his name. shadow the hedgehog is not a he, she, it, them or any version of you simpletons pronouns. shadow the hedgehog is shadow the hedgehog, nothing more nothing less.
1: 1 Hajime ni,-shin wa ten to ji o sōzō sa remashita. 1: 2-Chi ni wa katachi ga naku, utsurode, yami ga fukami no men ni ari,-shin no rei ga mizunoomo ni ugoita. 1: 3 Suruto kami wa iwa reta,`hikariare. Hikariare'. Soshite sore wa hikaridatta. 1: 4 Suruto kami wa, sono hikari ga yoi monodearu koto o goran ni natta. Soshite kami wa hikari to yami o wakemashita. 1: 5 Kami wa hikari o hiru to yobi, yami o yoru to yoba reta. Soshite aru Ni~Tsu no yūgata to asa ga arimashita. 1: 6 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`mizu no man'naka ni hiroba ga deki, mizu to mizu to o hedate yo.' 1: 7 Kami wa ōzora o tsukuri, sono ōzora no shita ni aru mizu o ōzora no ue ni aru mizu to wake rareta. Soshite sore wa sono yōna monodeshita. 1: 8 Kami wa sono ōzora o ten to yoba reta. Soshite futsuka-me wa yūgata to asa ga arimashita. 1: 9 Kami wa mata iwa reta,`ten no shita no mizu ga hitotsu ni atsumari, kawaita-chi ga arawaremasu yō ni'. Soshite sore wa sono yōna monodeshita. 1: 10 Kami wa kawaita-chi o ji to yobi, mizu no atsumari o umi to yoba reta. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi kotodearu koto o goran ni narimashita. 1: 11 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`-chi ni midori no kusa,-shu o umu kusa o hae saseyo. Chijō de sono shurui ni ōjita mi o musubi, sono tane ga haitte iru kaju. Soshite sore wa sono yōna monodeshita. 1: 12 Kōshite ji wa, midori no kusa o umi, kusa wa sono shurui ni ōjite tane o umi, ki wa sono shurui ni ōjite sono naka ni tane ga haitta mi o unda. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi kotodearu koto o goran ni narimashita. 1: 13 Mitsukame ni wa yū to asa ga atta. 1: 14 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`hiru to yoru o wakeru tame ni, ten no hirogari ni hikari ga tomoru yō ni.' Soshite, sūjitsu, sunen ni watari, kisetsu no shirushi to shite kinō shimasu. 1: 15 Soshite, sore ga ten no ōzora no hikari to nari,-chi o terasu yō ni nari nasai. Soshite sore wa sono yōna monodeshita. 1: 16 Kami wa futatsu no ōkina hikari o tsukura reta. Yori ōkina hikari ga hiru o shihai shi, yori chīsana hikari ga yoru o shihai shimasu. Kare wa sutā mo tsukurimashita. 1: 17 Kami wa ji ni hikari o ataeru tame ni, sorera o ten no ōzora ni oki, 1: 18 Soshite, hiru to yoru o shihai shi, hikari to yami o wakemasu. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi kotodearu koto o goran ni narimashita. 1: 19 Soshite yotsukame no yūgata to asa ga atta. 1: 20 Kami wa iwa reta,`mizu ga ikitoshiikerumono o umidashi, tori ga chinoue o tobi, ōzora ni hirogarimasu yō ni.' 1: 21 Kami wa, ōinaru umi no kaibutsu to, mizu ga sono shurui ni ōjite umidashita arayuru ugoku ikimono to, arayuru tsubasa no aru tori o shurui ni ōjite sōzō sa reta. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi kotodearu koto o goran ni narimashita.
I could totally see Shadow speed-reading the Bible along with every other major religous text. "I was told that this book could help me discover who created me, and what my purpose is, and possibly contains the secrets of the universe. Why would I not read it?"
As Japanese I can confirm Shadow's Japanese reading is so freaking fluently and perfect, I really surprised when he read actual accurate Japanese version bible, 100/10 yes
@@lancewren6870 The very beginning: “はじめに、神は天と地とを創造された。” “Hajime ni, kami wa ten to chi to o sōzō sareta.” “In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth.”
@@lancewren6870 I think its the first part of the bible, cuz he talked about how this world made by god (Genesis) (he said "In the begging the god create the Sky and the Ground..." in Japanese)
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that Shadow just knows Japanese or the fact that he flawlessly memorized the entire bible to recite it in Japanese.
It makes sense that Sonic characters would be bilingual Japanese/English. Japanese because that's where they made Sonic, and english because everyone who's had a modern education knows the language, and that's how they can speak to the president of the United States. Aliens, of course, conveniently speak japanese just like they do in Dragon Ball.
I just love the idea that Shadow was divinely inspired, even though he doesn't know a word of Japanese, to be able to recite the Bible in Japanese, all because he hated Sonic that much.
“Would you date me? Breathe if yes.” Amy: Hyperventilates, dramatically sighs and gasps, (attempts to) inhales and exhales through mouth and nose at the same time.
As someone who has legit read some of the Bible in Japanese, let me tell you, his pacing and tone for reciting Genesis is absolutely perfect. He's not just reciting it, he is PREACHING it
I take it that shadow is secretly a devoted christian and his edgy behavior is a mask and he can speak Japanese perfectly. Why else would he be able to recite the Bible in Japanese.
Shadow the Hedgehog: - Doesn't have pronouns - Knows Omega's hardware specs better than Omega does - has done things to sonic at light speed - has called sonic out as a beta - Pronounces GIF with a soft G - Knows the secrets of Twitter clout chasing - Has entered Twitter - has read at least the first part of the Bible - speaks fluent Japanese - has incredible breath control This is a version of this character that I find endlessly fascinating because of how Shadow the Hedgehog is simultaneously a bastard and incredibly knowledgeable.
"I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me gay." That's the thing Sonic. Shadow has nothing against gays. He just hates YOU, and he wants to make sure you know it without a... Shadow of a doubt.
Lyrics (i will never ever regret learning Japanese): Will you date me? Breathe if yes Recite the Bible in Japanese if no "Hajime ni, KAMI wa ten to chi to o souzou sareta" (In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth) What the... "Chi wa katachinaku, munashiku, yami ga fuchi no omotte ni are..." (The earth was formless, void, darkness was upon the face of the deep) Is that actually the bible? (it's kind of a translation to the original, sonic) "...KAMI no rei ga mizu no omote o ootte ita" (The spirit of God made movement upon the face of the water) And you stopped breathing too?! "KAMI wa 「HIKARI ARE!」to iwareta" (God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!") I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me g- Endo.
Having rarely interacted with any form of sonic or sonic-adjacent media my entire life, I can confidently say this is exactly the kinda thing I’d expect shadow to do
As a Japanese person I can confirm that he’s actually reciting the Bible in Japanese which is hilarious XD (also my mom went to a Christian all girls school in japan so it’s legitimate)
From what little japanese I can understand, Shadow REALLY was saying an actual part of the Bible in japanese! ...And now I just realize that, the way Shadow narrated it. Kinda sounds like a JRPG prologue!
It's kinda funny to me how you can't directly translate the sentence into english, because there's no imperative for the 3rd person, only for the 2nd, so it's kinda like "light, BE"
@@dimi5862 As someone who knows a bit of japanese. It is a bit of a pain when trying to translate a line that does not quite a have a 100% direct translation.
It makes sense that the sonic characters also can speak Japanese. One would be tempted to say that sonic and his friends were essentially _born_ in Japan.
No, shadow just knows sonic so well he prepared for everything he can ask. He memorized bible in Japanese because he knew sonic would ask him to recite it.
*In Nobis.* (Fun Fact:I just said Among Us in Latin) Edit:Go to Prom with me Have Oxygen Stored in your body if yes, Read an entire DC Comic in Arabic if no
Not so much as a beat missed or any hesitation from Shadow's response to Sonic's challenge! Another hilarious masterpiece! Props to your team and the Voice Actors!
As someone who's read the bible and who's picked up a few words of Japanese from watching anime, it definitely does seem like he's reciting from the beginning of Genesis
reciting the bible in japanese without breathing is my favourite martial art, i practice it every day and i'm glad i can say i have something so important in common with shadow the hedgehog. i hope i'll be able to see a full version of this amazing video
Not only did shadow just start pulling out perfecf Japanese out of his ass, the point where stopped breqthing *WHILE* reciting killed me... he was like this is a fate better than having to date sonic! 😂😂😂
i will do it in english 1 In the beginning God (Elohim) created [by forming from nothing] the heavens and the earth. 2 The earth was formless and void or a waste and emptiness, and darkness was upon the face of the deep [primeval ocean that covered the unformed earth]. The Spirit of God was moving (hovering, brooding) over the face of the waters. 3 And God said, “Let there be light”; and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good (pleasing, useful) and He affirmed and sustained it; and God separated the light [distinguishing it] from the darkness. 5 And God called the light day, and the darkness He called night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 And God said, “Let there be an expanse [of the sky] in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters [below the expanse] from the waters [above the expanse].” 7 And God made the expanse [of sky] and separated the waters which were under the expanse from the waters which were above the expanse; and it was so [just as He commanded]. 8 God called the expanse [of sky] heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day. 9 Then God said, “Let the waters below the heavens be gathered into one place [of standing, pooling together], and let the dry land appear”; and it was so. 10 God called the dry land earth, and the gathering of the waters He called seas; and God saw that this was good (pleasing, useful) and He affirmed and sustained it. 11 So God said, “Let the earth sprout [tender] vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit according to (limited to, consistent with) their kind, whose seed is in them upon the earth”; and it was so. 12 The earth sprouted and abundantly produced vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their kind, and trees bearing fruit with seed in them, according to their kind; and God saw that it was good and He affirmed and sustained it. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day. 14 Then God said, “Let there be light-bearers (sun, moon, stars) in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night, and let them be useful for signs (tokens) [of God’s provident care], and for marking seasons, days, and years; 15 and let them be useful as lights in the expanse of the heavens to provide light on the earth”; and it was so, [just as He commanded]. 16 God made the two great lights-the greater light (the sun) to rule the day, and the lesser light (the moon) to rule the night; He made the [galaxies of] stars also [that is, all the amazing wonders in the heavens]. 17 God placed them in the expanse of the heavens to provide light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the day and the night, and to separate the light from the darkness; and God saw that it was good and He affirmed and sustained it. 19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day. 20 Then God said, “Let the waters swarm and abundantly produce living creatures, and let birds soar above the earth in the open expanse of the heavens.” 21 God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarmed according to their kind, and every winged bird according to its kind; and God saw that it was good and He affirmed and sustained it. 22 And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful, multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day. 24 Then God said, “Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to (limited to, consistent with) their kind: livestock, crawling things, and wild animals of the earth according to their kinds”; and it was so [because He had spoken them into creation]. 25 So God made the wild animals of the earth according to their kind, and the cattle according to their kind, and everything that creeps and crawls on the earth according to its kind; and God saw that it was good (pleasing, useful) and He affirmed and sustained it. 26 Then God said, “Let Us (Father, Son, Holy Spirit) make man in Our image, according to Our likeness [not physical, but a spiritual personality and moral likeness]; and let them have complete authority over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, the cattle, and over the entire earth, and over everything that creeps and crawls on the earth.” 27 So God created man in His own image, in the image and likeness of God He created him; male and female He created them. 28 And God blessed them [granting them certain authority] and said to them, “Be fruitful, multiply, and fill the earth, and subjugate it [putting it under your power]; and rule over (dominate) the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and every living thing that moves upon the earth.” 29 So God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of the entire earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you; 30 and to all the animals on the earth and to every bird of the air and to everything that moves on the ground-to everything in which there is the breath of life-I have given every green plant for food”; and it was so [because He commanded it]. 31 God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good and He validated it completely. And there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day. there genisis 1
Everyone's talking about how perfectly he recited it, but I've yet to see someone mention how the subtitles say "cheeto" towards the beginning, because it's honestly little details like that that make these videos golden Edit: They got rid of the cheeto :(
Same, the new sub is literally useless because the english lines are already on screen and they didnt bother translating the actual lines that needed subtitles lol
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you speaking japanese was sexy
Yes I love SnapCube and your channel.
it fucking sucks
Do The Same Thing As This But Now Amy Asking Sonic If He Will Date Her And Then There Is The Plot Twist.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok. I won't read your name
I like that he started with Genesis 1:1. He was showing Sonic that he would literally stand there and recite the entire Bible in Japanese from memory without breathing to say no if he had to.
Wait, that’s genesis
@@kelanmbuntcha3537
Yeah! Did you start to recognize it once you figured that out?
“はじめに神は天と地とを創造された。 地は形なく、むなしく、やみが淵のおもてにあり、神の霊が水のおもてをおおっていた。 神は「光あれ」と言われた。すると光があった。”
~創世記 1:1-3 口語訳
Except it seems like he cut it off right before the last word, so it was just “すると光るが--“
In English it’s rendered,
“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. Then God said, ‘Let there be light’; and there was light.”
~Genesis 1:1-3 NKJV
Except in this case it would be more like, “Then God said, ‘Let there be light’; and light--“
1：1]神が天と地を創造された当初、
[1：2]地は無形の空虚であり、暗闇が深層の顔を覆っていたのに対し、神からの風が水面に吹き荒れた。
[1：3]それから神は「光あれ」と言われました。そして光がありました。
[1：4]そして神は光が良かったのを見ました。そして神は光と闇を分けました。
[1：5]神は光の日と呼ばれ、闇は夜と呼ばれました。そして、夕方があり、朝、最初の日がありました。
[1：6]そして神は言われた、「水の中にドームを作り、水と水を分けさせなさい」。
[1：7]それで神はドームを作り、ドームの下にある水とドームの上にある水を分けました。そして、そうでした。
[1：8]神はドームスカイと呼ばれました。そして夕方があり、二日目は朝でした。
[1：9]そして神は言われた、「空の下の水が一つの場所に集められ、乾いた地が現われるように」。そして、そうでした。
[1:10]神は乾燥した土地を地球と呼び、集められた水を海と呼びました。そして、神はそれが良いことを見ました。
[1:11]神は言われた、「地は草を生みなさい。種を産む植物、種を含む実を結ぶ地上のあらゆる種類の果樹」。そして、そうでした。
[1:12]地球は植物を生み出しました。植物はあらゆる種類の種を生み出し、あらゆる種類の木は種を含む実を結んでいます。そして、神はそれが良いことを見ました。
[1:13]そして夕方があり、三日目は朝でした。
[1:14]そして神は言った、「空のドームに昼と夜を分ける明かりを置いて、しるしと季節と日と年とにさせなさい。
[1:15]そして、それらを空のドームの光にして、地球に光を放ちましょう。」
[1:16]神は二つの大きな光を造りました。昼を支配する大きな光と夜を支配する小さな光、そして星です。
[1:17]神は彼らを空のドームに置き、地球に光を与えた。
[1:18]昼と夜を支配し、暗闇から光を分離します。そして、神はそれが良いことを見ました。
[1:19]そして夕方があり、四日目の朝があった。
[1:20]そして神は言った、「水が生き物の群れを生みだし、鳥が空のドームを越えて地球上を飛ぶようにしましょう」。
[1:21]それで神は偉大な海の怪物と、水が群がるあらゆる種類のあらゆる生き物、そしてあらゆる種類の翼のある鳥を創造されました。そして、神はそれが良いことを見ました。
[1:22]神は彼らに祝福を与えて、「実り豊かになり、海の水を増やし、水を満たし、鳥を地上で育てなさい」と言われた。
[1:23]そして夕方があり、五日目に朝があった。
[1:24]そして神は言った、「地はあらゆる種類の生き物を生むようにしよう。牛と忍び寄る物、あらゆる種類の地の野生動物。」そして、そうでした。
[1:25]神はあらゆる種類の地球の野生動物、あらゆる種類の牛、あらゆる種類の地面に忍び寄るすべてのものを造られました。そして、神はそれが良いことを見ました。
[1:26]それから神は言った、「私たちの似姿に従って、私たちの姿に人類を作りましょう。海の魚、空の鳥、牛、そしてその上に彼らを支配させましょう。地球のすべての野生動物、そして地球に忍び寄るあらゆる忍び寄るものの上に。」
[1:27]それで神は人類を彼のイメージで、神のイメージで創造した。男性と女性が作成しました。
[1:28]神は彼らを祝福され、神は彼らに言われた、「実り豊かになり、地を満たし、地を征服し、海の魚と、空の鳥と、すべての生き物とを支配する。地球上を移動します。」
[1:29]神は言われた、「見よ、わたしはあなたに、すべての地の表面にある種を産むすべての植物、およびその実に種を含むすべての木をあなたに与えた。
[1:30]そして、地球のすべての獣、空のすべての鳥、そして地球上にcreepうすべてのもの、生命の息吹を持つすべてのものに、私はすべての緑の植物を食物に与えました。」そうだった。
[1:31]神は自分が作ったものすべてを見ました。実際、それはとても良かったです。そして夕方があり、6日目の朝がありました。
@@littlefishbigmountain Ngl really recognised it with 光あれ, as a catholic latin-bible reader "fiat lux" is one of the most memorable quotes.
There’s lore behind the green background people
I like how he didn't even hesitate. Feels like he was ready for this moment all his life
The rickroll profiles are back again...
Attention! This is the pronoun police! You called Shadow The Hedgehog “he”, which is not Shadow The Hedgehog’s preferred pronoun!
@@sabrel4975 💀💀💀
@@glitchy4207 brother
@@sabrel4975bruh
Bro finished his duolingo lessons💀
this need to be pinned lol
@@user-nd5jz4sj8k it does not
Fr💀
DON'T READ MY USERNAMEEEEE
Why the skull emoji?
"The worst thing he can say is no"
and he did
@@zaksmith8991 sort of
@@risdorcas it's rather the japanese bible
DON'T READ MY USERNAMEEEEE
“I’m dating your dad-“
RoyalPear-
Wow he actually read part of the Bible in Japanese for this. Gotta appreciate the dedication this guy has
And he stopped breathing too
Please actually read this edit, I don't wanna talk about it anymore so let's talk about this guys comment right? Funny.
Nice photo mate.
What part
@@theflow2766 Genesis, yknow the whole God creates the world thing
"I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me gay"
Shadow already does that everyday, you gotta spice things up sometimes
C'est vrai
@@vavadadeur150 we don’t speak surrender
I-
@@vavadadeur150 I don't speak baguette
@@LjuboCupic1912
Of course you only speak not legit
When he said "breathe if yes" I stopped breathing without effort.
I breathed
@@TheOneWhoAnnoys same
same. i didn't breathe for the last 21 seconds of the video
Bro really is the ultimate life form💀💀💀
“I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me gay.”
That’s legit what I expected to happen, too. Literally ZERO hesitation before he started that recitation. 😂
And even stopped breathing 😂
*beats up*
But actually going through the effort of the proposed "No." condition was a painfully more sincere middle finger. xD
And yes i did beat him up and call him gay 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shadow would've done that if he'd gotten to leviticus 20:13.
So we've established three things.
1. Shadow knows Japanese
2. Shadow can talk for long periods without breathing
3. Shadow frequently reads and recites the bible to the point he can actively translate it to Japanese as he speaks
I mean, ofc he knows Japanese, he IS technically Japanese XD
4. Shadow reads the Japanese version of the Bible specifically.
@@kaworuswife is Japan even a country in Sonic lore?
So he's a fathomless warlock with pact of the tome, and the eyes of the rune keeper invocation.
@@kaworuswife this is the american version ur so unfunny and stuff
considering sonic in general is a japanese game makes this 1000x funnier
No it doesn't
@miorioff, you mean it's isn't
it was made in Japan I think
It's a little-known fact, but in Japan and Europe, they actually call it the Book of Megadrive.
I like how Shadow doesn’t even take a second to think about the choices Sonic gave him, the second he heard the alternative he dove straight in without a second thought
He also probably stopped breathing before even hearing the alternative
Attention! This is the pronoun police!
@@BF1_enthusiast
Exactly what it made me think!! 🤣
@@marioman3142Oh yea, shadow's preferred pronoun is his name. shadow the hedgehog is not a he, she, it, them or any version of you simpletons pronouns. shadow the hedgehog is shadow the hedgehog, nothing more nothing less.
@@wrigthtalekenavi2066 The Perfect life form.
Fun fact: He didn't actually know Japanese, it was his sheer disdain for Sonic that guided his speech
No fun
But he still still knows the Bible, going by what you say, so that’s still something.
@@MetaFanWing he didn't even read the bible, his disdain for sonic made him instinctively start reciting it in japanese.
@@kneesurgeryenthusiast6915 This is funny😂
And his faith!
1: 1 Hajime ni,-shin wa ten to ji o sōzō sa remashita.
1: 2-Chi ni wa katachi ga naku, utsurode, yami ga fukami no men ni ari,-shin no rei ga mizunoomo ni ugoita.
1: 3 Suruto kami wa iwa reta,`hikariare. Hikariare'. Soshite sore wa hikaridatta.
1: 4 Suruto kami wa, sono hikari ga yoi monodearu koto o goran ni natta. Soshite kami wa hikari to yami o wakemashita.
1: 5 Kami wa hikari o hiru to yobi, yami o yoru to yoba reta. Soshite aru Ni~Tsu no yūgata to asa ga arimashita.
1: 6 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`mizu no man'naka ni hiroba ga deki, mizu to mizu to o hedate yo.'
1: 7 Kami wa ōzora o tsukuri, sono ōzora no shita ni aru mizu o ōzora no ue ni aru mizu to wake rareta. Soshite sore wa sono yōna monodeshita.
1: 8 Kami wa sono ōzora o ten to yoba reta. Soshite futsuka-me wa yūgata to asa ga arimashita.
1: 9 Kami wa mata iwa reta,`ten no shita no mizu ga hitotsu ni atsumari, kawaita-chi ga arawaremasu yō ni'. Soshite sore wa sono yōna monodeshita.
1: 10 Kami wa kawaita-chi o ji to yobi, mizu no atsumari o umi to yoba reta. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi kotodearu koto o goran ni narimashita.
1: 11 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`-chi ni midori no kusa,-shu o umu kusa o hae saseyo. Chijō de sono shurui ni ōjita mi o musubi, sono tane ga haitte iru kaju. Soshite sore wa sono yōna monodeshita.
1: 12 Kōshite ji wa, midori no kusa o umi, kusa wa sono shurui ni ōjite tane o umi, ki wa sono shurui ni ōjite sono naka ni tane ga haitta mi o unda. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi kotodearu koto o goran ni narimashita.
1: 13 Mitsukame ni wa yū to asa ga atta.
1: 14 Sokode kami wa iwa reta,`hiru to yoru o wakeru tame ni, ten no hirogari ni hikari ga tomoru yō ni.' Soshite, sūjitsu, sunen ni watari, kisetsu no shirushi to shite kinō shimasu.
1: 15 Soshite, sore ga ten no ōzora no hikari to nari,-chi o terasu yō ni nari nasai. Soshite sore wa sono yōna monodeshita.
1: 16 Kami wa futatsu no ōkina hikari o tsukura reta. Yori ōkina hikari ga hiru o shihai shi, yori chīsana hikari ga yoru o shihai shimasu. Kare wa sutā mo tsukurimashita.
1: 17 Kami wa ji ni hikari o ataeru tame ni, sorera o ten no ōzora ni oki,
1: 18 Soshite, hiru to yoru o shihai shi, hikari to yami o wakemasu. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi kotodearu koto o goran ni narimashita.
1: 19 Soshite yotsukame no yūgata to asa ga atta.
1: 20 Kami wa iwa reta,`mizu ga ikitoshiikerumono o umidashi, tori ga chinoue o tobi, ōzora ni hirogarimasu yō ni.'
1: 21 Kami wa, ōinaru umi no kaibutsu to, mizu ga sono shurui ni ōjite umidashita arayuru ugoku ikimono to, arayuru tsubasa no aru tori o shurui ni ōjite sōzō sa reta. Soshite kami wa sore ga yoi kotodearu koto o goran ni narimashita.
Sounds accurate given my trivial amount of Japanese knowledge
Oh my god
This man recited it
Lol
Does that mean shadow was wrong?
This guy: *Will u date me?*
-*_Turns into Eminem_*
I always thought this was a weird cutscene to include when I was a kid, but now I can fully appreciate the artistic talent behind the Sonic team.
Cheetos
Why is pat eats your urge here
hey
why are you sure still reading?
your wasting your time reading this
their is nothing Interesting about reading this
IS THIS THE POPULAR BRI'SH POKETUBER
@@Tylerplays897 *British
Love how he even interrupts Shadow at the end, amazing attention to the original game!
That's what the scene was infamous for, though. Kind of hard not to notice.
I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
@@PixyEm the guy on his profile picture looks like the kind of person that would eat anything
I tried to hold my breath but when shadow started speaking Japanese
I started dying like an orphans parents💀
Orphans parents😭🤚
💀
Batman would like to have a word
@@BernardTheDegenerate ok
“Ligma”
He got a word in out
bro calm down your going to create batman
As a Japanese I can confirm it’s the Bible in Japanese(also the pronunciation is amazingly good)
I love how this implies he knows the bible by heart
In Japanese!
I mean... Shadow is technically jesus in the end of SA2.
He is simply a hedgehog of God
I could totally see Shadow speed-reading the Bible along with every other major religous text.
"I was told that this book could help me discover who created me, and what my purpose is, and possibly contains the secrets of the universe. Why would I not read it?"
@@sn0wyb0ss53 does that makes omega the Holy Spirit?
As Japanese I can confirm Shadow's Japanese reading is so freaking fluently and perfect, I really surprised when he read actual accurate Japanese version bible, 100/10 yes
Even the way he speaks
but what verses did he read?
@@lancewren6870 The very beginning:
“はじめに、神は天と地とを創造された。”
“Hajime ni, kami wa ten to chi to o sōzō sareta.”
“In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth.”
@@lancewren6870 I think its the first part of the bible, cuz he talked about how this world made by god (Genesis) (he said "In the begging the god create the Sky and the Ground..." in Japanese)
@@absentcoder4552 What’s the next bit?
I don't know what's funnier, the fact that Shadow just knows Japanese or the fact that he flawlessly memorized the entire bible to recite it in Japanese.
It makes sense that Sonic characters would be bilingual Japanese/English. Japanese because that's where they made Sonic, and english because everyone who's had a modern education knows the language, and that's how they can speak to the president of the United States. Aliens, of course, conveniently speak japanese just like they do in Dragon Ball.
@@slavishentity6705 Ok but I'm game they're almost exclusively in America. Speaking Japanese wouldn't be natural to them
I just love the idea that Shadow was divinely inspired, even though he doesn't know a word of Japanese, to be able to recite the Bible in Japanese, all because he hated Sonic that much.
“Would you date me? Breathe if yes.”
Amy: Hyperventilates, dramatically sighs and gasps, (attempts to) inhales and exhales through mouth and nose at the same time.
And then dies
@@Zero-ontheleft lol
Just out of curiosity
Has Amy ever whent super/hyper on Any media?
Her lungs took a screenshot
@@alexthebluecat2816
Nope.
As someone who has legit read some of the Bible in Japanese, let me tell you, his pacing and tone for reciting Genesis is absolutely perfect. He's not just reciting it, he is PREACHING it
Preach, Shadow! 😂
Even better!!
First time I've seen someone preaching whilst whispering lmao...
@@miguelpadeiro762 exactly, I wouldn't say he's preaching it. More like humbly citing it.
I take it that shadow is secretly a devoted christian and his edgy behavior is a mask and he can speak Japanese perfectly. Why else would he be able to recite the Bible in Japanese.
0:06 denial is a river in Egypt lmao.
Also the way he say “I wouldve prefer you to beat me up and call me gay” lmao
Shadow's voice sounds SO fitring for an anime, and the way he speaks japanense proved that.
Now I want an audio book of Shadow reading the Bible in Japanese
i would pay for this
me too
without breathing too
@@d_mon9631 Same.
@@ender7716 The work of a lifetime.
Shadow the Hedgehog:
- Doesn't have pronouns
- Knows Omega's hardware specs better than Omega does
- has done things to sonic at light speed
- has called sonic out as a beta
- Pronounces GIF with a soft G
- Knows the secrets of Twitter clout chasing
- Has entered Twitter
- has read at least the first part of the Bible
- speaks fluent Japanese
- has incredible breath control
This is a version of this character that I find endlessly fascinating because of how Shadow the Hedgehog is simultaneously a bastard and incredibly knowledgeable.
I mean I wouldn't expect less from the ultimate lifeform
He's also pissed on eggman's wife
Shadow is the most interesting hedgehog in the world
he also avenged mario
@@jermasus Shadow is the most hedgehog in the world.
Shadow memorized it for moments like this
He also needed to know it completely so he knows how to get the most sin points possible
Can't wait for John wick version of this 🗣️🗣️🗣️
"I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me gay."
That's the thing Sonic. Shadow has nothing against gays.
He just hates YOU, and he wants to make sure you know it without a...
Shadow of a doubt.
Badum tsss
What a build up for a Shadow pun!
@@The_Ronster_Drawz hehe
Ugh 😒
@@derrickdaniels3955 problem?
The fact that he immediately started reciting the bible in Japanese while not breathing has me dying.
well no f*ckin shit sherlock that was the only punchline in the video
No wonder
*he has the power of anime but also can breathe while reciting the bible in Japanese*
Like I’m crying-
@@XyzzTooCold literally God and Anime by his side
Then I guess you're not breathing, either
this is why OG sonic is goated 💀☠
He was ready to not only recite the Bible, but say out loud the entire thing from start to finish in one breath.
Lyrics (i will never ever regret learning Japanese):
Will you date me?
Breathe if yes
Recite the Bible in Japanese if no
"Hajime ni, KAMI wa ten to chi to o souzou sareta" (In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth)
What the...
"Chi wa katachinaku, munashiku, yami ga fuchi no omotte ni are..." (The earth was formless, void, darkness was upon the face of the deep)
Is that actually the bible? (it's kind of a translation to the original, sonic)
"...KAMI no rei ga mizu no omote o ootte ita" (The spirit of God made movement upon the face of the water)
And you stopped breathing too?!
"KAMI wa 「HIKARI ARE!」to iwareta" (God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT!")
I would have preferred you just beat me up and call me g-
Endo.
Beautiful. Thank you I was looking for this lol. Shadow should preach. Church should be 10x less boring and maybe I’d actually pay attention lol
weeb
@@novastarr11 ... this doesn't exactly means he's a weeb
@@novastarr11 Bro knowing Japanese has nothing to do with being a weeb
these dudes getting salty over a word
"And you stopped breathing, too?"
That's probably the worst part that he even stopped breathing LMAO
@Cartoonist Weasel saw that too lol
@Cartoonist Weasel same
he's literaly jiglybuff!
Respect for shadow holding his entire breath while reciting the bible in Japanese 🇯🇵
A moment of silence for the people who didn't breathe
"You're strong Sonic, but my faith in Christ is stronger! "
PLS we stan Christian Shadow
Amen brother 🙌🏻
He has God and Anime on his side
Ok, yes he is reciting it in japanese, but he is also PREACHING it😭 who ever voiced this recited it VERY accurately sm
you copied the comment below you..................... like cmon its not hard to come up with new ideas
@@pogzo2564Oh no! He said something that someone else also said! Whatever will we do! Oh right, I forgot life goes on.
@@pogzo2564 i just commented something that so happened to be like another comment, no need to flip ur can “pogzo”😭
@@Yourmom-cy5yv bro even the letters you capitalized "seem" to be like the other comment very sus ngl
@@pogzo2564 who tf says sus ☠️ idk man u can believe what u want but I seriously hope u dont stress about little shi like this all ur life
Having rarely interacted with any form of sonic or sonic-adjacent media my entire life, I can confidently say this is exactly the kinda thing I’d expect shadow to do
I have heard this so many times yet it is still so funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a Japanese person I can confirm that he’s actually reciting the Bible in Japanese which is hilarious XD (also my mom went to a Christian all girls school in japan so it’s legitimate)
Cool
お元気ですか
@@boki2597 good and you ?
As a totally smart person I say "As a" to act smart.
@@MrGreenBot they just saying they know japanese
From what little japanese I can understand, Shadow REALLY was saying an actual part of the Bible in japanese!
...And now I just realize that, the way Shadow narrated it. Kinda sounds like a JRPG prologue!
Well the person who made the video has never heard someone actually speak Japanese so it's fine if he talks like an anime character.
Wait, that's not how the Bible should be narrated?
Well DA
It's the source for a lot of stuff, like It's a fantasy still popular after 2 thousand years !
@@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx43 I thought he said はじめぬかみわ
@@sanchu6335 (he did)
"is that actually the Bible?"
"The worst she can say is no"
Her:
Fun Fact: 光あれ (common translation for "let there be light") is quite well-known in Japan.
It's kinda funny to me how you can't directly translate the sentence into english, because there's no imperative for the 3rd person, only for the 2nd, so it's kinda like "light, BE"
There must be a lot of people in Japan who don't want to date
@@dimi5862 As someone who knows a bit of japanese. It is a bit of a pain when trying to translate a line that does not quite a have a 100% direct translation.
@@MakeshiftTeliDeclining birth rates. RIP Abe Shinzo
It makes sense that the sonic characters also can speak Japanese.
One would be tempted to say that sonic and his friends were essentially _born_ in Japan.
My man just got rejected in every form possible
Damn that's a really good Japanese voice for Shadow
Better than his original Japanese voice
As a person who knows Japanese, that was a beautiful speech.
文字通り創世記 1んだ。それが 最高の通人のテーくだ、言うこと「飲み水が好ましい」同様だ。
@@kikiretzorg1467 なにを言っているのかよくわかりませんが、こんにちは！
i guarantee ur not fluent
@@snortingdust6295 *based on what? Stop being so pessimistic*
@@snortingdust6295 I guarantee you don't know Japanese at all
Duolingo: I'm proud, boy.
Sonic: Will you date me? Breathe if yes!
Amy: *starts hyperventilating*
This channel is easily one of my favorites, it's one of those things that I didn't know I needed and now I'd be sad to live without it
This channel is Sonic's version of The Human-Spider (The same thing but with Spider-Man memes).
GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toenails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear ur
Shadow is such a hardcore Christian, he knows the entire Bible from memory in all languages.
No, shadow just knows sonic so well he prepared for everything he can ask. He memorized bible in Japanese because he knew sonic would ask him to recite it.
@azure.mp4 is the ship going to sail?
No, he just hates sonic so much that he was blessed with this ability to get out of dating sonic
AND can recite it without breathing.
@@chich-ai Indeed!
シャドウは集中力、決断力、そして純粋な意志を持ったハリネズミだ
When he said「光あれ」I felt that.
what we learned about shadow:
1.can perfectly control his breathing
2.know japanese
3.knows bible on japanese
nah he
1. can speak for long periods of time without breathing
2. can speak fluent japanese
3. knows the whole bible
4. he doesn't wanna date sonic
5. Shadow doesnt have pronouns so the other ones should be corrected
I choose to believe he doesn't know Japanese instead he was powered by his overwhelming hatred for Sonic
And for the rest of the game we'll hear Shadow reciting the bible in japanese. That would be hilarious
While not breathing
@@Neo_SC While not breathing.
@@byjohan832 While not breathing.
@@braindamagedindividual While not breathing.
@@MrCynor While not breathing.
I love how the subtitles just say "speaking japanese"
Just recreated this with my best friend, I've never felt more alive.
"Will you date me? Blink if yes, recite all of Among Us lore in Latin if no."
"*deep breath*"
Without blinking
Here's another challenge
Will you date me
Stand still if yes
recite the entire fnaf lore in spanish if no
*starts dancing*
Todo comienzo con un hombre llamado William Afton....
*In Nobis.* (Fun Fact:I just said Among Us in Latin) Edit:Go to Prom with me Have Oxygen Stored in your body if yes, Read an entire DC Comic in Arabic if no
@@gneu1527 *dance intensifies* Todo comenzó con un hombre llamado William afton que con ayuda de un hombre llamado henry-
"The worst he could say was no" but he did something much worse
he did say no
The Bible verse in Japanese is awesome
You mean best...
"The worst he could do is beat me up and call me gay, right?"
Shadow: says no
when i saw that thumbnail I held my breathe until i almost died
Never gets old
I swear if games had scripts like this, I would enjoy even more playing and replaying them.
Sonic: Hey silver how are gay rights in the future?
Lufia 2 and SMRPG have scripts like this.
@@pokuhmoo9415 "In the future, everybody has equal rights...which is to say, no rights."
Sonic flirting with shadow would be even more hilarious if it was in canon games
The fact that he was able to say it so fluently and also without breathing is amazing
Man Shadow really needa teach me the wae 😂
I almost died💀
Tbh it feels canon that Shadow is fluent in a few languages
Yeah why wouldn't the ultimate life form know several languages
And doesn't need to breath
I mean, they are originally Japanese after all
Is it only me that believes Gerald Robotnik to be a Slavic/Russian name? Жералд Роботник.
@@notlame9546 well, if you’re gonna be called “the ultimate lifeform” then you gotta have at least a few useful skills
I love the fact that the most replayed moment is at the beginning, meaning people rewinded it to watch it all over and over and over.
When you realise Shadow is technically Japanese so he's just reciting the bible natively:
The fact that it WAS the bible and very well said too
Not so much as a beat missed or any hesitation from Shadow's response to Sonic's challenge!
Another hilarious masterpiece! Props to your team and the Voice Actors!
A missed beat could be interpreted as breathing
Isn't there just one voice actor?
"I'd have preferred you beat me up and call me gay"
Shadow: "Those two things are not mutually exclusive"
Bruh you cut the best part
"And you stopped breathing too?"
😂😂😂
No it’s in here.
I actually held my breath the entire time
I'm Christian and fluent in Japanese and this was legit. I was even surprised!
Wow
ikr i own a Japanese Bible 聖書 and it was awesome to see it referenced like that in the wild
As someone who's read the bible and who's picked up a few words of Japanese from watching anime, it definitely does seem like he's reciting from the beginning of Genesis
as someone who read Genesis in Japanese, yes he is reciting the first chapter.
Imagine saying you know Japanese from anime💀💀💀
@@LinkRammer imagine not respecting others from where they learn things..
As a Japanese from Genesis I say yes he is saying something.
@@ironhell813 WHAT😭😭
Shadow : _I knew learning The Bible in japanese will be useful_
" I would have just preferred you beat me up and call me gay" bro got me laughing 💀💀💀💀
reciting the bible in japanese without breathing is my favourite martial art, i practice it every day and i'm glad i can say i have something so important in common with shadow the hedgehog. i hope i'll be able to see a full version of this amazing video
Its op man
It confuses the opponent then you can easily kick their ass
it gives them confusion +10 and respect +50
its the fact he preaching it for me👐🏽
*FBI open up*
You called shadow da hedgehog "he"
You know shadow da hedgehog can get very mad for what you called shadow da hedgehog
@@ms4177 oh shit its the pronoun police
@@Xxth3_murder5cenexX lol
"I would have preferred if you just beat me up and called me gay" is such a good line
the i would prefer if you beat me up and call me gay thing has me dead
The fact he did this in one inhale makes him a legend
Shadow is the ultimate life form after all
Didn't even need to inhale
Not only did shadow just start pulling out perfecf Japanese out of his ass, the point where stopped breqthing *WHILE* reciting killed me... he was like this is a fate better than having to date sonic! 😂😂😂
Sonic fans: **breathes heavily**
I mean, Shadow is a Japanese video game character, so it’s only natural that he would know how to speak Japanese…
I mean, Shadow was made by a Japanese company, so it’s not a surprise he can recite the Bible in Japanese.
You're right it makes perfect sense.
tbf I think it's surprising he can recite the bible in any language
Japanese company perhaps, but he (and all of SA2) was made in the US
I didn't know Gerald Robotnik was a company man.
Sonic's Japanese voice is an English teacher and Sonic frequently speaks English in the Japanese dub, so him being bilingual isn't too far-fetched.
i will do it in english
1 In the beginning God (Elohim) created [by forming from nothing] the heavens and the earth. 2 The earth was formless and void or a waste and emptiness, and darkness was upon the face of the deep [primeval ocean that covered the unformed earth]. The Spirit of God was moving (hovering, brooding) over the face of the waters. 3 And God said, “Let there be light”; and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good (pleasing, useful) and He affirmed and sustained it; and God separated the light [distinguishing it] from the darkness. 5 And God called the light day, and the darkness He called night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day. 6 And God said, “Let there be an expanse [of the sky] in the midst of the waters, and let it separate the waters [below the expanse] from the waters [above the expanse].” 7 And God made the expanse [of sky] and separated the waters which were under the expanse from the waters which were above the expanse; and it was so [just as He commanded]. 8 God called the expanse [of sky] heaven. And there was evening and there was morning, a second day.
9 Then God said, “Let the waters below the heavens be gathered into one place [of standing, pooling together], and let the dry land appear”; and it was so. 10 God called the dry land earth, and the gathering of the waters He called seas; and God saw that this was good (pleasing, useful) and He affirmed and sustained it. 11 So God said, “Let the earth sprout [tender] vegetation, plants yielding seed, and fruit trees bearing fruit according to (limited to, consistent with) their kind, whose seed is in them upon the earth”; and it was so. 12 The earth sprouted and abundantly produced vegetation, plants yielding seed according to their kind, and trees bearing fruit with seed in them, according to their kind; and God saw that it was good and He affirmed and sustained it. 13 And there was evening and there was morning, a third day.
14 Then God said, “Let there be light-bearers (sun, moon, stars) in the expanse of the heavens to separate the day from the night, and let them be useful for signs (tokens) [of God’s provident care], and for marking seasons, days, and years; 15 and let them be useful as lights in the expanse of the heavens to provide light on the earth”; and it was so, [just as He commanded]. 16 God made the two great lights-the greater light (the sun) to rule the day, and the lesser light (the moon) to rule the night; He made the [galaxies of] stars also [that is, all the amazing wonders in the heavens]. 17 God placed them in the expanse of the heavens to provide light upon the earth, 18 to rule over the day and the night, and to separate the light from the darkness; and God saw that it was good and He affirmed and sustained it. 19 And there was evening and there was morning, a fourth day.
20 Then God said, “Let the waters swarm and abundantly produce living creatures, and let birds soar above the earth in the open expanse of the heavens.” 21 God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that moves, with which the waters swarmed according to their kind, and every winged bird according to its kind; and God saw that it was good and He affirmed and sustained it. 22 And God blessed them, saying, “Be fruitful, multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let birds multiply on the earth.” 23 And there was evening and there was morning, a fifth day.
24 Then God said, “Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to (limited to, consistent with) their kind: livestock, crawling things, and wild animals of the earth according to their kinds”; and it was so [because He had spoken them into creation]. 25 So God made the wild animals of the earth according to their kind, and the cattle according to their kind, and everything that creeps and crawls on the earth according to its kind; and God saw that it was good (pleasing, useful) and He affirmed and sustained it.
26 Then God said, “Let Us (Father, Son, Holy Spirit) make man in Our image, according to Our likeness [not physical, but a spiritual personality and moral likeness]; and let them have complete authority over the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, the cattle, and over the entire earth, and over everything that creeps and crawls on the earth.” 27 So God created man in His own image, in the image and likeness of God He created him; male and female He created them. 28 And God blessed them [granting them certain authority] and said to them, “Be fruitful, multiply, and fill the earth, and subjugate it [putting it under your power]; and rule over (dominate) the fish of the sea, the birds of the air, and every living thing that moves upon the earth.” 29 So God said, “Behold, I have given you every plant yielding seed that is on the surface of the entire earth, and every tree which has fruit yielding seed; it shall be food for you; 30 and to all the animals on the earth and to every bird of the air and to everything that moves on the ground-to everything in which there is the breath of life-I have given every green plant for food”; and it was so [because He commanded it]. 31 God saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good and He validated it completely. And there was evening and there was morning, a sixth day.
there genisis 1
this was a pain in the a** to make
Thank you, Shadow. Thank you for teaching me Japanese.🇯🇵
Twist: Shadow was breathing whilst saying this 💀
Shadow is exactly the kind of person who would have the Bible memorized in Japanese just in case such a situation arose.
plus, Shadow the Hedgehog has no pronouns.
Everyone's talking about how perfectly he recited it, but I've yet to see someone mention how the subtitles say "cheeto" towards the beginning, because it's honestly little details like that that make these videos golden
Edit: They got rid of the cheeto :(
Cheeto
Cheetos
R.I.P Cheeto, They changed the subtitles :(
Same, the new sub is literally useless because the english lines are already on screen and they didnt bother translating the actual lines that needed subtitles lol
“The worst he can say is no.”
Plot twist: Shadow was breathing with his mouth while ressiting the bible