If Milk Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- Milk, dairy, cheese and lactose commercials are great and all but no one's ever actually looked into how much our consumption of mammal udder juice contributes to growing up big and strong, but we just roll with it anyway.
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Truth through comedy makes the bitter pill easier to swallow.
But the hilarity still gets the message across. 😂🤣
When I was called a royal fagot in front of everyone, we laughed instead of beat the shitb out of each other. Use comedy right an you can get away whit a lot of things.
goa141 No True. I realized a long time ago that comedy can be used as a confidence booster. You really just have to know how to read the room or a person before you begin, which is not as easy as it looks on the telly.
The empire did nothing wrong, and most liberals/democrats need a lobotomy.
Like a sopository.
"Do you have this product?" Awesome phrasing of "Got milk?"
Hungry for apples?
Alexander Friis I’m so confused😆
@@SagieVT Yes indeed
@@SagieVT But of course.
Hensley Jb it’s from Rick and morty
:06 - Mammal Udder Juice Products
:18 - Liquid Cow Teet Spray
:37 - Nutrient-rich Ooze
:57 - Solidified Udder Fat
1:05 - Cow Goo
1:16 - Aged Cow Tittie Goop
1:23 - Block of Solid Puss
1:48 - Animal Squishy Glom
1:50 - Udder Goo
2:04 - Gloopy Animal Squirts
2:09 - Solidified Cow Nipple Drops
2:14 - Cow Breast Milk
2:40 - Solidified Blocks of Fresh-Squeezed Mammal
2:55 - Creamy Goo that Shot out of a Larger Animal’s Stomach
Comment I was looking for
These names got me wheezing so bad 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The comment we didn't know we needed.
Thank you for this
2:53 "drink and eat my goo" uuuuuugh. What?
This guy can sell rat poison to rats.
and milk to cows
Yes but technically we're the rats.
Mr. Cato - Kin Lmaooooooooo
More like he would make rats don't breathe
@@aminjafari1148 well said.
This guy can make your favourite food, your worst nightmare
Not mine :D because we mostly make it ourselves :D
mehmet gurdal you make milk?
@@albertalberto2288 we have sheeps and goats so for the most of the year we have our own dairy products
@@jhonblack5793 We exploit food sources all the time. When's the last time you asked how that peach tree feels about you devouring it's unborn fetus?
I hate air now
As comical as this series is, it is lieterally the most factual thing on the internet. Thank you Roger. Or Horton. Whatever your name is.
It’s roger Horton fucktard
Nah I disagree. Sometimes he overexaggerates to make it funny, which I enjoy, it’s a cool channel, but not always accurate or factual. Comedy always overexaggerates though.
Why did Roger Horton stop making such satirical videos? It's definitely not old age.
Something is really not right.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MOST FACTUAL THING ON THE INTERNET IS SATIRE? classssssssic
Its rog
"Sugary discs of fat" 😂 = cookies
Tesla referenced human energy 🌬👻jesus christ referenced living waters 💎👩🎓👨🎓science described water memory 🌊👩🎨👨🎨existence reflecting psychologically, psalms16:24 k,j 💎👩🎓👨🎓🤍🗽💖🧮🗡🛡⚖🌪☄🌬
Nom nom nom
He's not wrong
Pretty accurate description of cookies. The flour borders on being a binding agent for the sugar and fat rather than the main ingredient like it is in most baked goods. Cookies that we perceive as rich and decadent are basically just high fat (even for cookies).
Sugary discs of carbs and transfats
I wonder if Roger could ever have the balls to do "If the military was honest" .... Like the worlds elite like to play chess with each other and uses your kids as pawns...... Come on Roger do it....
This would be an absolutely golden video
Yes
I can vouch for that.
Yes
Aye
Roger and the writer are just a perfect combination for this!
eerereps what’s his last name?
eerereps who's "the writer" you are talking about? Is it the guy telling the dude what to write?
Lawrence Morris it's the script writer
Indeed
Yeah they are! Dead on point! Talk about a perfect combination! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*Liquid cow teet spray*
Never have I heard someone say milk in a more appetising way.
zyxxo Way did I find that so funny? CX
zyxxo it’s “teat” sorry
Death trooper no
There are vegana
Tit
They probably cut the video short because they were running out of clever names to call the cloudy nipple sweat by.
"nipple sweat" did you do that on purpose (breasts are evolutionarily developed from modified sweat glands- in fact, platypi still "sweat" milk)
This guy sounds like hes trying to convert me into a vegan
Noah Rudolph like ur P5 pfp 🦧🎅🏿👍🏻
🥛 gets a bad rap ... whole milk is fine. 2% & skim is just a dairy industry way of saying STFU! 😁
I support you
@@requiem165 Only Haru's organic plant corpses will heal your sp
No one is trying to convert into anything.anybody who tries to force you is in simple terms a " disrespectful rude individual!" Regardless of what he or she eats or etc. hows this im vegan for the most part some vegetarian foods. you know what i couldnt care any less about what you eat or believe
"Do you have this product?". Subtle..
6 years late but what does it reference ?
Got milk @@johncruelty1
I'm not sure, but I think it's a reference to "Got Milk?"
I started watching this "if ads were honest" series and this is the 4th video and now I'm afraid I'll have to learn to do photosynthesis, because everything is poisonous.
FFS.
Lol It feels that way because the American diet is centered around animal products. If you binge vegan food channels you will see how super freaking delicious a plant based diet can be. Highly entertaining even if you don't think you would ever do the vegan thang.
Oxygen is poisonous, we need nitrogen for breathing.
@Fluffynator Addicted biologically indeed.
@@consciousobserver629 When Americans started eating more meats a century or so ago, heart disease shot up. It's all in history....
Need to do one on the sacred cow, real estate.
THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOLD! This should run on tv!
The illuminati will never allow this on t.v. too much truth in it. The elite want you sick and dying they make $ off of sick dying people.
Oh, yes! It really should be on tv!
Why would you want to ruin this show like that?
@no just no maybe maybe not. But there are a certain group of powerful people controlling the world
Yeah right. TV you mean the place where these things can be heard every hour:
Ahhh the power of cheese
Milk. It does a body good.
Nah, they’d rather not sabotage their business.
Me who hasn't drank milk for years:
I told you MOM!!!
Actually humans originally weren't even supposed to be able to digest milk after infant age
Right, why would we? Leafy vegetables is where you get your calcium from 🥬
@@valeriacarrascoferrari6006 vegan
@@tommybro5313 Is vegan an insult all of a sudden? How is it an insult to be called out for caring about animals and the environment lmao?
@@kombat4135 looks like a vegan got butthurt
I died when he said "mammal udder juice".
I laughed so hard lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌💀💀💀💀💀
nipple drops
😂😂👍
Aged cow titty goo 😂😂😂
Can we just take a moment to talk about all the businesses Roger owns?
What business does he own?
It's important to diversify your portfolio.
@@jenkinsmatthew Roger: yes
LOL
He said in ad about super stores, that he owns too many companies. :D
Roger for President, am I right?!
Ninh Ly
It’s a bit too late for that don’t you think? He may croak over before the 3rd year. Just being honest, but I would’ve voted for him if he had ran indeed. Maybe.
@@classck1124 Trump is almost 73 yrs old what u talking about?
In my opinion I believe he might legitimately have a good chance at winning an election. If he spoke like this and promised change people would definitely vote.
@@jeannedarc6121 dude for real? I had no idea he was that old
Nope. We already have a clown in the Office, that's enough.
In school, our home economics curriculum was sponsored by the dairy industry. We were taught that if you didn’t drink four glasses of milk a day, your skeleton would disintegrate. Never mind that two thirds of the global population is lactose intolerant. As I got older, I realized that my psoriatic arthritis feels much less painful when I avoid dairy.
I quit dairies years ago. I'm still alive and healthier! And I lost some kg by the way ... 😊
what allows our bodies to process lactose is boiled out of milk. youve been poisoned by supermarket milk
The milk propaganda in public schools is genuinely disturbing. And I like dairy products.
"Drink a woman's breast milk"-yuck."Drink a cows breast milk"-yum.
Zkrut Ekranu so animals shouldn't be OK with eating each other either by your logic.
Well, yeah. It is morbid, but haven't you ever been a little curious?
Babylonian because we were made to eat human flesh? is that how logic works in your head?
We are all animal lovers. . .
So we have been eating human flesh until the age of 5?
Instantly after he started saying how it's super addictive the back of my brain and my stomach piped up like "Why don't you go get a few slices of munster cheese from the fridge? That sounds good right about now"
I like you profile pic OwO
You selfish bastard...
I wants the cheese!
Muenster cheese is delicious so I don't care 🙃
Don't believe everything he says. Two minutes of research I found out it's not nearly as addictive as morphine, and may not even cross the blood brain barrier in most cases
Milk is made for babies by them moms ! So stop raping them, kidnapping their kids ,stealing their milk and sliting their throats in the end !
Never thought a man so old could be so punk rock in such a creative way. Miss this series.
Almost perfect--just needed to add how the high concentrations of estrogen and IGF-1 in cheese are linked to breast and prostate cancers
Source?
I like water more than milk.... I think it's because water doesn't have that mammal milk-sack aftertaste
The Kyle Files oh so your a skim mammal udder juice lover me myself if I am going to drink it why not go for full flavor!
Can't trust the water either. Its all deadly and unnatural. Muwahahaha
Plant based milks are the best way to go 🌱
Somebody told me you're either drinking filtered human sh!t water or fish jizz water, I'll take spring water
And you're probably 100 pounds dripping wet.
Now the obvious, if meat commercials were honest.
already done way before this video was released
Tyler Stokes you mean like feed lots and sledge hammers?
If I keep watching this channel im just going to give up on life.
David Mair
Excuse me but may I join this club?
Reality sucks sometimes. Let's do something about it.
David Mair
I already gave up a long time ago
It's ok, dairy is actually good for your health.
The soul crushing realisation that a piece of you dies each passing moment? That's the beauty of getting older, apparently. If Cracked did "Life"
Aaahhh, all foods are shiitt!
I will just going to drink water then.
Moments later...
Roger : Hi, Im Roger...
FFFFFUUU
Hahahahhahahahaha. That was a good one!! So true.
"Did you know that only 1% of the entire planet's water is potable?"
Can't get enough of Roger and his "If...Were Honest" ads!
Now if they would just make an honest ad about protein shakes, my life would be complete.
He has one on smoothies and protein shakes 😂😂😂
"This urology nurse had to stick needles in a YOUNG man in his 20s until she ran out of places to poke for dialysis because he tanked his kidneys from eating protein in higher concentrations than our system can manage."
Ofc you can get the same results from eating meat often, it just takes longer. Hence, why The South is the kidney failure capital of the country (and perhaps world).
"Sugary discs of fat"
😂
🍪🍪🍪
Me: "That's it, I'm switching to almond milk."
Roger: "Lemme introduce to you my new Horton's Liquified Cyanide Nut Juice."
Me: "GODDAMIT!"
If underwear commercials were honest
MattTheDestroyer 1234 the new fruit of the advertisement I see would call it breezytoosheezy instead of breathable underwear.
SHIVAM PATEL same lol
MattTheDestroyer 1234 that is new for the thing that goes UNDER what you WEAR.
MattTheDestroyer 1234 Yes!
"aged cow tiddy goop" : now my official name for cheese
Just discovered these. Have watches about 6 and so far this has been the funniest.
He was killing me with the multitudes of ways he said "consumption of mammal udder juice"
Watching this as I finish of the liquid cow teet spray from the bottom of my bowl of high fructose corn syrup flakes.
Wow, being honest really makes you get enemies. This is the third video I saw and again a lot of hate comments. I guess some people can't handle the truth. If you don't want to know don't watch it. No one is forcing you to watch. 😉
Exactly!!
mshesh - Meat cannot be legally sold as a 'healthy product' so they came with the excuse that it produces better absorbent amino fats, which is true, it is 'faster absorbed' but it also causes damage compared to plant protein which is healthy and for everyone, not just 'freaks' who can absorb them better. No dieting group is significantly enough suffering from Proteinloss or not able to eat enough protein in order to REQUIRE meat, rather beans and legumes. On the other hand you have a direct correlation between higher meat consumption and obesity, diabetes, heart disease... But hey... just science...
Manuel Campi - you realize b12 was back in the day in natural water but the industrial complex destroyed it and now it has to be pumped in animals chemically? Also you can find b12 enriched soy products in any second store now ... so ,. ahahah?
elwoodzmake what about sending me PROOFS? pathetic
Have a read, onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1111/j.1365-2141.2000.02238.x
I ate a bowl of cereal while watching this. You don't faze me Roger.
You're just too addicted to care :V
JustSavageThings Nope sorry Roger grew up on a farm drinking raw milk. Cows produce more milk then they need. The average cow produces 16 liters a day. A good producing cow makes 28-36 liters a day. A calf needs 1-4 liters daily. You can't tell me the calf is supposed to drink all that extra milk. 🤔🤔🤔
Rodd Thunderheart Yeah, but ehen it comes to mass consumption, don't more milk because we give them hormones that make them lactate even without having calves?
To add to what Aboutashow said, cows have also been bred to produce more milk than needed. Generations of selective breeding have led to cows with utters so big, they have trouble walking sometimes. You can't tell that's natural evolution at work.
Now if we can only breed them to produce milk that's meant for people :V
Roger "the milkman" Horton, you are my new hero.
2:20 Cheese has an "opioid more addictive than morphine." So when my friends said that they love cheese so much they want it on everything, it was caused by a super addictive reaction. No wonder their words made me uneasy.
Luckily there are now things that are like methodone for heroine- potato based cheeses are quite delicious, if you pick the right brands.
Hungry for apples?
Lone Star Studios Yes!
Rick and Morty lol
My man!
You mean genetically modified, chemical laden, sugar lumps?
Perhaps...
Anon Trujillo it’s better than cows titties juice
literally the repelling sight of him sticking his milky old finger in his mouth is why im quitting dairy
Truly the worst part of that video was how every single thing on that table looked delicious AF.
The most ridiculous thing is the “nonfat milk” label. The thing that defines milk is that it contains butterfat AKA milkfat. Nonfat milk is not milk.
it's funny to me that cracked puts out these kinds of videos all the time and people generally agree with them but when it's something that conflicts with our own views it's "vegan bullshit" "you lost a subscriber with this one" I dunno, maybe they're right? Maybe from an objective viewpoint dairy is fucked up and cruel but it taste good and we use it every day so we react poorly when given straight facts?
Corey McGee 👏👏👏 thank you for thinking critically and objectively. As you can see, it's a lost art
I think its better if people don't be dependent on videos and research on their own. Which surprise! Both sides have BS in trying to market food and 'supposingly' health products. Even detox is also BS.
Looking at the comment section I agree with you, to a point. But I have enjoyed the were honest videos, but have not found the most recent few as good, to me they felt as if he was kind of just using disgusting descriptions, without making any real points. (though I still enjoyed them)
But this one didn't even talk about how milk has Puss and Blood and leukemia in it... so didn't give all the facts
People can be vegan without bashing non vegan lifestyles or atleast I think it's possible
“You can call me... THE MILK MAN”
Do "If Cracked RUclips Video Actors Were Honest"... Then we finally get to hear Roger say something like "Hi, I'm Roger, a well-known actor in Cracked videos. You've seen me act in so many Cracked episodes that you've probably lost count. And because of that, I give their videos something called 'credibility', and THAT means I can command any amount of money I want for acting in their videos because they'll be idiots to not pay me and have to hire some other guy that would plummet their brand awareness and credibility... So to my boss at Cracked... PAY ME MORE! Or you can spend another few years trying to rebuild your brand awareness.. Also.. My name really isn't Roger.."
Clan Cuthbertson I heard that in his voice in my head... well done!!
He's reciting science. Don't discount the message.
stop breaking the 4th wall on these videos meant to break the 4th wall, it will cause a rift in the fabric of space/time.
I'd like to see the science that can demonstrate cheese being more addictive than opium.
That was genius. You sounded exactly like him.
These are hilarious. After hearing the one about wine I can't buy wine anymore without reliving it
This dude has made me forever paranoid about buying anything 😂
There's Almond Milk Though
@@ayotwisted If you read the ingridients in almond milk youll see that is 90% water and sugar, a bunch of weird ingridients and maybe 3% almond.
@@aledro1828 What About Unsweetened Almond Milk?
@@ayotwisted And the people that are allergic to nuts.
@@capitaldude7119 humans aren’t even supposed to drink milk at all, it is literally a result of repeated drinking of milk. And to this day it has no benefits or downsides besides bringing bacteria into your body and possibly bloodstream, eventually killing you
Thank you Roger for exposing the dairy industries while being hilarious.
"Gloopy animal squirts..."...😏
On this video: An alien trying to pass for a human explaining something it doesn't yet have a full grasp on understanding.
Those aliens prefer to be called business owners
I actually work on a dairy farm in New Zealand and this is extremely accurate 😂😂
Honest Ads is perhaps one of the best series on RUclips
Chris Ellerbeck same
Chris Ellerbeck that's a good joke. Wait, that was a joke, right?
Got milk ?
I don’t think I’ll ever drink that cow udder squeezins again
Insert ANR joke here ... 🤫
@@mariemai2902 Have you read the articles of PETAKILLSANIMALS. Also a good one....
First new Honest Ads since 2017 now live here!!! ruclips.net/video/_riGg2BW8Jw/видео.html
you know what they do to those animals no but it sure is good
I was about to ask why these stopped. They are so good
Cow milk is literally in nearly everything that's been processed
Leo Scarpoli and?
So stop consuming processed foods then?
There was no requirement for the word literally in that sentence.
But it's delicious
I thought you were going to say other things like the fact that milk companies literally add water to milk to augment the profits of that skimmed milk should cost less than whole milk and that it's all just propaganda to gain more money
I thought so too. I thought he was going to reveal the truth about processed cheeses and the skim and 1% milk
lie$ and how they actually have plastic in some brands where your Cheese will burn like plastic. Trry it, we did and it was scary.
And not to mention all the hormones and antibiotics in most milk.
Milk is good for you. Cheese and real cream butter is too. But the bad truth of how industry perverts the good parts out is what this video should have said. Frankly this was just a meme video for vegans. I am disappointed.
@@vineoflife1575 The part about cheese burning because it has plastic or is "unnatural" is actually a myth/lie. Cheese either melts or burns according to its fat content (and how hot it gets), where more fat makes it melt while the opposite occurs with lower fat content.
Equally disappointed. What used to be a funny and informative series devolved into this joke of a video with no real substance. They need to make an honest ad version of themselves.
@@ziegly I only found this content out recently, so I practically binged all of it and found it quite jarring when I got to this one, given the issues you just listed.
Skimmed milk means you have to fill the container with MORE of the product (it's had fat removed) than if you put "whole" (not actually whole) product in. It makes perfect sense that it costs more, just like hard cheeses like parmasean cost more per ounce because they have to use up more milk to make them. (it's also why parmasean is one of the most ecologically destructive cheeses, and cottage cheese the least. Though it's ALL pretty enviro-unfriendly.)
Roger we missed you!
Let's be honest, this channel could save so much on production cost if they just sum up all of their videos into one video ad.
Rodger: Hello, I'm Rodger, and I'm here to tell you that everything that you love and enjoy in this world were acquired through disgusted and inhuman means such as cheap/free labor, pollutions, lies, deaths, and wars.
He said utter fat, we always called milk utter pus, your great bro. Buy my Goo...
He said udder fat.
if the porn industry was honest😂
Greek Patriot they are giving you ED
For once I’m actually glad to be allergic to milk.
me too 😨
Same lol
The amount of facts stuffed into this ad are incredible
Woohoo! Telling it like it is.🙋♀️ Thank goodness I am allergic to cows milk.
Coconut milk and Almond milk are my favorite plant base milks. Hey I can even take a couple of bananas and make banana milk with it simply by blending it with water, how awesome is that.
The dairy industry is so corrupt... he writes while sitting in a bath tub of Velveeta cheese drinking a milkshake
Ouch! Velveeta chz bath sounds like the good kind of burned flesh!
this reads like a poem
lol can i join u? no homo!
George Palko Velveeta sludge
Irony is: Velveeta is basically just vegetable oil and dye
you are not taking cheese away from me roger, anything but cheese.
Humans are the only species that continue to consume milk and milk products loooooong after they have been weaned (and from other mammals to boot). Dairy is bad. Keep the cheese if you have to but know the consequences. These videos are funny but they are also very serious and worth considering for your long-term health.
@@daliusite Some sooner then others...
@@markokecman1177 Like the non-human animals
Udi Assaf LOL if you put a bowl of milk in front of just about any animal, they will drink it. Humans are the only animals that drive and use a cell phone. What the hell is your point? I hate this stupid argument. Ugh. You’re confusing ability with desire. Animals also can’t cultivate their own food. They can’t fly fruits and veggies from across the globe. They can’t cook it. They can’t do a lot of things that YOU do. But I don’t see you stopping any of it.
It’s not cheese, it’s stale milk
This channel is about to make me vegan and start growing my own food 😭😭😭
Aged cow titi goop!!! Why have I not heared of this til now?? I want some!!!
if Roger was honest
AndyisAverage Yesss
obvisly the best idea. Or somebody else dress up "If you youtuber were honest"
lindersi
Great idea.🤔
Were, if Roger were honest.
You mean "if actors were honest"?
Hello, my name is R.J., and I'm addicted to cheese.
R.J. Writes hi R.J.
Hi R.J.
Thanks for sharing, RJ. Keep coming back, it works if you work it and you're worth it.
Hi RJ, don't worry, I am from PhRMA, please stay addicted so when you eventually get some horrible disease from it all we can sell you things to keep you barely alive and completely miserable. have a nice day.
Hello R. J. This is a safe space.
I like how he keeps a straight face when making these "honest ads"
Magnesium is showing that it's better then calcium for strengthening bones
Magnesium also prevents heart attacks.
There's also a lot of Magnesium and calcium in many vegatables that you can easily grow in your yard. Such as Chard, Dandelion, spinach and basil
Umm. Magnesium and calcium are a pair. You need one for the other to work. Calcium works because of magnesium and would work with milk, if people actually got magnesium and sun light
Of course I subscribed, I respect the honesty!
I gotta stop watching these... *clicks another*... dammit
Totally relatable
I haven't eaten dairy in over a year, and I feel really good about my choices.
You'd feel exactly the same if you were drinking dairy.
@@kimbafr Depends on their genetic heritage. Europeans adapted to consuming milk, other people without those genetics may have a hard time digesting milk, simply because mammals in general evolved to stop drinking it at a certain age.
In short: Maybe not.
People who do not know how good it is without dairy, have never quit dairy. Not to mention meat.
@@rickrandazzo I quit dairy and sugar for two months, and it felt great.... But cheese is *definitely* delicious, so no regrets going back. Although, I did get quite sick eating dairy after not having it for a while.
I’ve barely drunken any milk in years and I don’t have any acne
Jack Hunter is amazing as Roger Horton.
He is perfect for this role.
Eating cheese while watching this.
*damn its addictive
Cheese is gross I don’t know what you’re on about
Yes. I am too addicted to stop. Also like those unfertilized bird ovums...
Liquid Cow Teet Spray, Solidified Udder Fat. Theses are a few of my favorite things. Put a hook in that Pizza and I'm biting baby!
Lmfao @ his ways of saying milk, cheese, and butter.
Ikr, he's so goofy for calling them what they literally are; very funny indeed.
@@Blastoisiken He also calls them things that simply incorrect for nothing but shock value.
Normally this would be called sensationalism or propaganda. But this is a satirical video where many claims are deliberately exaggerated for comedic value, and not to be taken seriously although a lot of people do it anyway (especially vegans who will jump at any opportunity to reinforce their preconceived notions regardless of any actual factual validity to it).
@@BigUriel Can you give me an example of something he states that is simply incorrect for nothing but shock value?
@@Blastoisiken It's all facts, the cheese-breathers are just trying to justify their abuse.
it's been 15 minutes since I am get to know about this honest ad list and now I'll try to give up most of them.
Need an honest ads video on workout supplements (pre/intra/protein powder, etc).
Fun fact: green vegetables can give you way more calcium for your bones than milk.
🤫
Fun fact: Relying soley on vegetables can and will leave you with a number of deficiencies and leave you with a weaker immune system.
@@dited358 you know that vegans don't just eat vegetables right? The only thing you can't get on a vegan diet is B12, and loads of foods are fortified with it anyway so it's a non-issue.
True
Yeah maybe but green vegetables taste like poo
@@Tcduncan23 Well stop cooking your green vegetables in poo
Great video as always Roger and everyone at Cracked. Thank you
My wife had some really REALLY good breast milk when she was pregnant, I broke out the chocolate syrup and made some chocolate milk. Ahh the good days!
fuckin' Homelander with a sweet tooth over here.
Anything: exists
Cracked: "Reeeeeee!!!!"
Pretty much~
Isn't it terrifying we live in such a f***ed up world that a website can make an entire career out of showing us how f***ed up it is?? Dystopia, we have arrived.
*cuts to every vegan laughing*
Nah, most of us aren't shitty to laugh at other people, we just want people to at least have a better understanding and options for their lifestyle choices - thankfully, even with the state of the world, things are actually getting better in this regard in a lot of ways
Laughs in “I told you so”
@@JohnSmith-qz6xb
Oh I do, every night. It’s wonderful, you should try it. It might even make you a better person 😂
How to answer this.
Veggies are not any better. Vegans are uninformed about what they think its "organic."
Nothing, and i do mean NOTHING that they eat is natural or organic. Veggies have been genetically engineered and modified for CENTURIES.
Corn, for example, before the Europeans got their hands on it was a fraction of its current size. It was about 3 or 4 inches long, skinny and the corn was not of a single color,. It consisted of shades of reds, oranges, yellows and darker colors.
And dont even start on fruits, the engineering to make a watermelon will make you sick. Original size of watermelons was about the size of an apple, but now they can weight, in the store, up to 30 pounds, or 14 kilos.
Unfortunately, nothing that is commercially available is natural.
So we eat the "lesser" of evils and just chug down the truth and hope that it doesnt kill us with cholesterol, diabetes, high blood pressure, hearts attacks or strokes.
Well, i hope that helps and have a good day!.
@@UchihaChikiru hahaha oh wait you’re serious let me laugh harder HAHAHA
everyone laughed when i said i hate cheese and other milk products.. now i can laugh at them
Same
Welcome to a vegans daily life (getting laughed at when knowing your doing the healthiest thing 😂
@ALGERIA48 Bechikh
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@@christiangarage7015 no you are not actually, humans have never been vegetarians...
I don't think it's anyone's business what your food is....and there is nothing wrong eating milk or cheese .....no food is made for humans ...stuff exist and humans eat it...vegetables were not made for humans...it's plant goo...made from stuff aborbed by animal decomposed dead body and soil... and cow dung and poop and bacterial activities
Your videos have always CRACKED me up.😉
so many ppl butt hurt over this video wow. this isnt any worse than the other roger videos
rockerchair this video isn't Bad at all - its full of facts while being funny! I found it very amusing and for people that don't know anything about dairy products at all even kind of informative. People should go vegan anyway if they are against animal abuse and want to live healthy
It is worse because it's not as funny and just comes off like a PETA ad
"Even if you don't think you're buying my goo, you're buying my goo"?!?!?! I don't know what to think about that one lmao
oohhh Roger you crazy little rascal you 😅
We have enough calcium in a regular diet, don't need to drink milk. The only thing you could get is a huge prostate and arthritis.
nice nick my friend
Yeah or so that vegan guy's blog said so it must be true.
@Sirius White And this is based on what, exactly?
Sirius White correlation does not equal causation, dummy
69 likes for this comment, perfect
I thought it was impossible to come up with more euphemisms than those used in the tampon video. But, by George, I think you've done it. I think the euphemisms actually made up the majority of the dialogue.
“Fancy block of solid puss” oh. Thanks. I guess I don’t want this cheese and crackers anyway… for unrelated reasons.
I thought calling eggs “ovoid chicken period bombs” was bad… whew, it gets worse.
“Mommy, can I have some coagulated chicken period with melted cow puss on top with a side of blubbery pig underside flesh!? Can I?”
I've never wanted to consume dairy, while simultaneously being disgusted by dairy, before - kudos
if protein shake commercials were honest
I heard that eating blue cheese can give you weird dreams like you would have after taking drugs. But no matter how much blue cheese I already tried eating, I have never noticed anything outstandingly weird about my dreams, if I even remember them at all.
This is because you are actually a humanoid robot, created to replace your childhood version of self after a long and painful illness, so that your parents can better bear the tragedy. Sorry, robots don't have dreams no matter how much cheese you eat.
That's funny, a reliable source once told me that sweet dreams are made of cheese. And who am I to disagree?
Maybe this video is one of your dreams.
Wait.... "The milk man"?..... Dad?! I finally found you! 🤗
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"Milks in everything" is an understatement. I just got diagnosed with lactose intolerance so I have to watch what I eat closely. Forgot my lunch so had to buy from the vending machine at work. I assumed that salt and vinegar potato chips would be safe. NOPE. Has lactate and whey in it.
@Joker Legend umm... obviously? I also cant control way companies put in their chips. We done stating the obvious?
The amount of whey in some chips will be absolutely insignificant. Also, dry cheese and butter have no lactose in them in any significant amounts either (read the label, they are carb free, lactose is a carb).
Lactose intolerance does not stop you from eating much at all. It's really just milk and yogurt, fresh cheese and ice cream. Unless you take a 10 cent lactase pill just before you eat them in which case you can digest them just fine.
Sérgio Alves thank you
@@WezelLispProductions How lactose intolerant ARE you though? Its not an on or off thing, its a scale. Some people cant tolerate basically ANY lactose, where as some can tolerate some but not a lot, and other people can basically eat as much as they want without issues.
You can probably tolerate SOME lactose. Its very rare to be 100% intolerant.