Hey, bad audio or not it's pretty entertaining to see someone documented these shows. Interesting to see the quality of talk shows back then, as compared to now. 🤦♂️
I had an 8th grade world history teacher named Betty Canary. I whistled and made tweets right then . (This was 1967) She said: "I've heard all the jokes fellas.: Also knew a priest called Calvin Coolidge.
went to air force basic training with a guy named James T Kirk - he was built a lot like Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons, and got thrown out on the first day for back-talking the drill sergeant.
When I lived in California, a friend of mine told me about her school classmate, Crystal Lear, which sounds fine until she mentioned her middle name was Chanda.
Also noticed they change kids up by half step each time. That was definitely an East Coast ShowBusiness staple in variety shows and vaudeville from two generations before Paul. Brilliant
You are so absolutely right! I just replay old Johnny Carson shows or David Letterman segments. Because none of people who are doing late night shows, are worth watching.🤷♂️
Years ago, when I was working in a call center, I took a call from a man whose name was Astle. (I forget his first name.) Every time I said "Mr. Astle", I had to really focus to pronounce it correctly or risk insulting the man or even getting fired. :-)
An announcement heard in my ex-company's lab " call for testicle support " needless to say we lab techs were in hysterics having heared it over the company loud speaker. 😂
You can't help but give these people credit for being such good sports about this; coming on TV and admitting to being who they are. I guess that last guy could say, "I'm a Dick Head and proud of it!" LOL
OMG the 1st guy was my wife and my loan officer for our first house. 😅 our realtor introduced us to him at Great Western Bank. He stuck his hand out and said " Hi...Dick Hurts" . I keep kicking my wife's foot under his desk while I pointed out his name plate in front of us.
One asks himself what kind of a sick joke the parents of these people were pulling on their kids when they gave them their first names, knowing how cruel their school and playmates could be. When I was in grade school, one of the girls had the last name of Witch. By the time I caught back up with her in her freshman year of college, she had changed it to a garden variety name. Smart girl.
@@richreed9927 On re-watching the video, it occurred to me that some parents are just not smart enough to anticipate the toxicly humorous effect caused by the shortened version of the full name they give to their kids. E.g., his parents probably named the Nr. 1 guy Richard without realizing it would become "Dick Head".
@deanronson6331: NEVER mess with anyone named "Witch" just on general principle! Ah I lovingly remember when "General Principle" was merely "Major Principle." Such a long way since then.😂😉🎤🤷♂️B.W.
I went to school with a ‘Harry Beaver’. He was actually named after his dad. So, in a town of around 3600 people (at that point in time), there were 2 Harry Beavers among our population. I realize this sounds made up, but I assure to you that it is not. I’m not sure if either person are googleable - but if you’re curious and want to try to google them - the town name is Buhl and it’s in the state of Idaho.
I once knew of two race horses named York Hunt & Mike Hunt. Can you imagine the race caller describing the stretch drive? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a real battle between York Hunt and Mike Hunt as they're nose to nose, toe to toe and stride for stride. It's York Hunt and Mike Hunt baring down and digging in and at the wire, it's to close to call between York Hunt and Mike Hunt. Please hold all tickets as we have a photo finish between York Hunt and Mike Hunt.
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don't forget to turn the volume down after this video
Cheeses Fries lol
Jesus Chrysler
Especially if it's porn.
You r so subversive
👏
Thank you so much.
My left ear really enjoyed this.
It was not recorded for ridiculously good ambi-listeners
So did mine
ha!
Hey, bad audio or not it's pretty entertaining to see someone documented these shows. Interesting to see the quality of talk shows back then, as compared to now. 🤦♂️
My right. Have I been wearing my headphones wrong forever?
Harry Dong was my favorite!! hehe
This really IS the funniest top 10! Thnx for uploading bpeaden!!
Please protect David letterman he's all I have left he was my childhood
c'mon, crystal. i feel that way too sometimes but you must be misremembering how bad things were.
If I ever encounter someone shooting at him, I will try to stand in the line of fire.
He was my beer soaked college years! 🍻
Thanks. I missed this one.
Born, San Francisco, California
That old lady in the crowd was the icing on the cake.
She was laughing her ass off.
I saw this the night it was broadcast, never forgot number one :)
luv how harry storms up and lets his name fly XDXD
I had an 8th grade world history teacher named Betty Canary. I whistled and made tweets right then . (This was 1967) She said: "I've heard all the jokes fellas.: Also knew a priest called Calvin Coolidge.
My buddy and I heard a page at the airport for "Mr. Dick Beninia". We laughed about it for days!
That izzzzzz funnneee..
If #5 where to marry #3: "I used to me Justa Duck, but now I'm Justa Bear." xD
There was a girl, not kidding at all, at my school named Fonda Dick.
Did she share it?
She played basketball at Moravia High school in Iowa in the early 70's
She was Fond of Dick
In college ( Missouri State University) we had a professor named Harold Dyck . { pronounced. ‘ Harry Dick ‘ } . True story.
I grew up with a family whose last name was Beech. the kids were named Rocky, Sandy [female], Wade and Clay.
went to air force basic training with a guy named James T Kirk - he was built a lot like Comic Book Guy on the Simpsons, and got thrown out on the first day for back-talking the drill sergeant.
He probably went where no man had gone before!
Dave was always finding ways around the FCC. lol
When I lived in California, a friend of mine told me about her school classmate, Crystal Lear, which sounds fine until she mentioned her middle name was Chanda.
LOL I saw the asian guy walk out and i was like "This is gonna be good!"
There's something kind of poetic about this comment being 11 years old.
My left ear enjoyed this
...when it's a hearing test for your left ear.
Nice job band, playing “The Name Game”.
I didn't notice. Thanks for pointing that out.
Hey, let's do Chuck!
#1 was really #1. Finally a funny Top 10!
May we once again be able to laugh at ourselves ....
That's a tall order in this snowflake-infested world, but yeah, that would be really nice, wouldn't it?
I remember my dad having a sign in his den that said, "Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does!" 😁
Happy 94th Birthday Harry Dong. RIP.
He died? When?
@@brodiemillers5211 Ya kidding , I didn’t even know he was sick.
@@wfk3rd me neither
From the music, this sounds like it could be a segment from "Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In"!!
Paul is always tongue in cheek. I love this
Also noticed they change kids up by half step each time. That was definitely an East Coast ShowBusiness staple in variety shows and vaudeville from two generations before Paul. Brilliant
@jeatig: Arte Johnson was a great double entendre when you think about it.😂😉🎤📺B.W.
Damn, I'm old. Iremember Goldie saying "Sock it to me!" on the first run episodes.
Top Ten Tips for Out-of-towners #1: DON'T lend your Chapstick to anyone you meet at the bus station.🤣
When Late nite was actually worth staying up for.
You are so absolutely right! I just replay old Johnny Carson shows or David Letterman segments. Because none of people who are doing late night shows, are worth watching.🤷♂️
It's too bad they didn't ask my former boss to be there. He would have come in #1. His name is Richard Edick.
Years ago, when I was working in a call center, I took a call from a man whose name was Astle. (I forget his first name.) Every time I said "Mr. Astle", I had to really focus to pronounce it correctly or risk insulting the man or even getting fired. :-)
An announcement heard in my ex-company's lab " call for testicle support " needless to say we lab techs were in hysterics having heared it over the company loud speaker. 😂
@@kellytuttle3311That coulda been a Rickyism! 🇨🇦
Dick’s middle name is Peter! 🤣🤣🤣
Parents: there is simply NO way you didn't know what you were doing when you named these people. Especially no.1. Cruel, cruel, cruel.
They prefer he go by "Richard", or "Rich" even.
best band in the world. i miss them.
Harry Dong should have been # 1 on delivery alone.
Dick Hurts shoulda been number one.
Question: Who's/Whose) Dick Hertz/Hurts?
Answer: Not mine! 😄
BEST TOP TEN EVERRRRRRRRRR
The weirdest name I ever heard was from a girl in the Navy. It was Birdie Brokenrope. She was from a reservation in Nevada.
@ObamaFromKenya I don't remember, she was such a sweet person.
@ObamaFromKenya if from Nevada probably Washoe, Paiute, Ute, or Shoshone.
I knew a Roger Everybodytalksabout
@@ronfowlermusic Boooooo!!
A guy applied to my work, his name was Long Dong, and under "skills" he wrote "hand work".
Harry Dong for the win with his speed, precision and pride.
This list was written by I.P. Freely!
And approved by Amanda Hugnkiss 🤣😂
You can't help but give these people credit for being such good sports about this; coming on TV and admitting to being who they are. I guess that last guy could say, "I'm a Dick Head and proud of it!" LOL
They were each paid a couple hundred bucks
I used to work with a lady named Evelyn Hoar. I had to page her quite frequently.
Hilarious!!
🍉🍊🍌🥬🍍🍆
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!😂😂😂
Here in Massachusetts we have a nearby town called Holden. So the enhanced version of the joke is "Dick Hertz from Holden."
Love the music!
My first wife had a student in her class. Harry Pitts.
Did anyone notice that Dick Weed's middle name happened to be Peter? LOL
I read it as Peker at first
Think Harry dong is the best imo
rotflmfao!!!
hahahahhaahahahaha what an awesome freakin video!
lmao Dick Hertz is one of my nicknames, which I am proud to have!
hahahaha!
Good thing the audio is fine. Didn't have to adjust my volume at all.
Phil McCracken...best ever! x^D
Always good to hear his name amongst these. It's almost automatic.
If #5 married #7 and decided to hyphenate she'd be Justa Duck Dong.
That was a good list.
I was waiting for Long Duck Dong to come out
Harry Bush, meet Harry Dong!
Wish Dave would come back! We need his humor.
He’s a shriveled liberal goon.
My urologist here in Austin used to be Richard Chopp.
Richard Powell Beckenbaugh here, when I was little I was Dickie P.
OMG the 1st guy was my wife and my loan officer for our first house. 😅 our realtor introduced us to him at Great Western Bank. He stuck his hand out and said " Hi...Dick Hurts" . I keep kicking my wife's foot under his desk while I pointed out his name plate in front of us.
tnx :)
"Justa"? Good thing her folks' last name wasn't "Ho."
You know, when you sound out those names, they sound like something else entirely!
I love how they left the info in the DLs
1:56 Harry Dong!!!! Hahahah
I have a friend whose boss is named Jack Goff.
I trust his middle name doesn't start with a U or you'd have mentioned it.
@@bobdavis4848 Good insert!
Did his boss tell him "l need to lay you or Jack Goff"?
A well known (by her name, of course) high school basketball player in Iowa in the early '80s was named Fonda Dix.
I used to work with a guy named Mike Hawke
Tell the censor they made a mistake because I can still hear some of the audio.
Pump up the volume dude!
Is there a video on RUclips that has a lower volume?
Anita Legg was my favorite 😂🤣
I was watching that in my class room... I laughed... I was suspended
Best ever:
Phuc Dat Ho
I think her sister is Phat.
Don't forget his friend:
Sum Dum Phuc!😂❤
One asks himself what kind of a sick joke the parents of these people were pulling on their kids when they gave them their first names, knowing how cruel their school and playmates could be. When I was in grade school, one of the girls had the last name of Witch. By the time I caught back up with her in her freshman year of college, she had changed it to a garden variety name. Smart girl.
I refrain from making fun of people saddled with Mom and Dad's bad decision. Those parents, though, are fair game.
@@richreed9927 On re-watching the video, it occurred to me that some parents are just not smart enough to anticipate the toxicly humorous effect caused by the shortened version of the full name they give to their kids. E.g., his parents probably named the Nr. 1 guy Richard without realizing it would become "Dick Head".
Too bad the producer never contacted my friend Sung Mai Ding
@deanronson6331: NEVER mess with anyone named "Witch" just on general principle! Ah I lovingly remember when "General Principle" was merely "Major Principle." Such a long way since then.😂😉🎤🤷♂️B.W.
@@madbrowniac7871 Hmm, the notion of a lunatic troll has just been raised to a new level.
Showing their driver's licenses only adds insult to injury, these poor people 🤣😂
We had an executive in our company named Dick Love.
I knew a California lady named Rosie Flowers
I had a friend called Andrew Peacock, but everyone called him Drew. Drew Peacock.
I had a teacher named Dick (Richard) Stillhard in high school.
Come on…really?! Lol I’d change my name…..last name too!
I went to school with a ‘Harry Beaver’. He was actually named after his dad. So, in a town of around 3600 people (at that point in time), there were 2 Harry Beavers among our population. I realize this sounds made up, but I assure to you that it is not. I’m not sure if either person are googleable - but if you’re curious and want to try to google them - the town name is Buhl and it’s in the state of Idaho.
Can anyone tell me where in SF these shows were filmed? Just curious since I iive pretty close :p
Dunno if it's still there, but I remember a fertility clinic in Fairfax, VA that was headed by a Dr. Edward F. Fugger. 💯% true!
@rottenskipper it's a nickname?
I burst out loud when he said Dick Weed we used to call each other that all day
That’s a term I use daily for people, it was the only one that actually made me laugh
cant help but think they were all accidents and their parents took out their frustrations by naming them.
I once knew of two race horses named York Hunt & Mike Hunt. Can you imagine the race caller describing the stretch drive? Ladies and gentlemen, we have a real battle between York Hunt and Mike Hunt as they're nose to nose, toe to toe and stride for stride. It's York Hunt and Mike Hunt baring down and digging in and at the wire, it's to close to call between York Hunt and Mike Hunt. Please hold all tickets as we have a photo finish between York Hunt and Mike Hunt.
Mike Hunt and Mike Hawk
Guest…”Harry Bush”
Letterman…”I thought you died in the 70’s”
Are they projecting these clips under water?
I can't believe they didn't blur out the sponsor's SSN on Justa Duck's military ID
These guys were all really good sports about it.
Almost dropped my phone when he said Daly City as I grew there.
Grew up there? Or down there? I'll be there shopping tomorrow.
My grandmother grew up with a kid named Otto Gass.
@mooshibots Or Mike Hawk?
Nice 👍
The Donger need food !
We had a science teacher named Harry Dyck.
Justa Duck 😂😂😂
I can’t believe a lot of videos on RUclips have no sound
If you pretend real hard, you can almost hear it.
@headshotkillaz it was also the mid 90s...aka bad 80s stuff was still around haha
@charmingasalways yes, yes they did...aparently