Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know - Late Show with David Letterman

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2011
  • Top Ten Things Every New York City Tourist Needs To Know from the Late Show with David Letterman. Air Date June 30, 2004.
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  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 2 года назад +26

    Back in the 80's he did this and my FAVORITE tourist tip was: "Never LEND your Chapstick to someone at the bus station."

  • @chuckstroud1410
    @chuckstroud1410 2 года назад +28

    God I miss Letterman.

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 2 года назад +12

    "If you smoke in a bar, mayor Bloomberg will kick you in the nuts!" LMAO!!!!!

    • @Mr.56Goldtop
      @Mr.56Goldtop 2 года назад

      Somebody needs to kick HIM in the nuts, if he has any!

  • @MMMarvelous
    @MMMarvelous 2 года назад +11

    I can't believe Dave didn't stop & talk to #5 a little more or bring him back. Sounded like he was on helium.

  • @donaldcrabbe7404
    @donaldcrabbe7404 2 года назад +2

    This is the reason I, now, get to bed, early. Miss David.

  • @jhboob
    @jhboob 2 года назад +6

    The baseball cap and shorts combo is a dead giveaway.

  • @Patrick0Ames
    @Patrick0Ames 11 лет назад +25

    Ha! You could tell it took Letterman everything he had not to say something.

  • @orton220
    @orton220 12 лет назад +19

    WTF was with the "guy" at 2:13. Did he just breathe in helium before the show?

  • @kenowens9021
    @kenowens9021 5 лет назад +16

    Number 11: Always look down. You don't know what's down there.

  • @frankie3041
    @frankie3041 2 года назад +8

    And those were the slimmest guys they could find.

  • @pas4865
    @pas4865 2 года назад +2

    This will probably blow up

  • @andrewpetik2034
    @andrewpetik2034 2 года назад +6

    It is now 2022 and I don't think tourists are spending 16 billion dollars in NY anymore 😕

    • @williamladd8665
      @williamladd8665 2 года назад +3

      Don't forget, it takes 1/3 the tourists to reach the number now...

    • @andrewpetik2034
      @andrewpetik2034 2 года назад

      @@williamladd8665
      I have taken that into consideration and I believe that with overamped restrictions and increased crime rates in most larger cities, people are staying away in droves.
      I miss a lot of things about my beloved Chicago but I have no desire to go back. I hear NY is even worse.

    • @cinemaparadiso5402
      @cinemaparadiso5402 2 года назад +1

      New York can do much more to attract tourists ..

    • @bobbywoods684
      @bobbywoods684 2 года назад

      We went there in 2017. A sewer. If you live there, you deserve everything that will happen to you.

    • @gregamerson9172
      @gregamerson9172 2 года назад

      There ain't 16 billion in tourism In the entire US anymore. Inflation has it all. Fk u very much JOE

  • @zygas25
    @zygas25 12 лет назад +6

    half of these are so true...

  • @iamsancho55
    @iamsancho55 11 лет назад +4

    How is that a 9-11 joke? Good god...

  • @KelleneHubbard-dz4gt
    @KelleneHubbard-dz4gt 9 месяцев назад

    Well at least he is Still Alive ❤

  • @robc.5745
    @robc.5745 2 года назад +2

    You forgot to get a Yankees hat.

  • @The_Daily_Tomato
    @The_Daily_Tomato 12 лет назад

    Il remember that.

  • @Enid2Sacramento
    @Enid2Sacramento 2 года назад +1

    Back in his glory days...

  • @brotheldan2009
    @brotheldan2009 7 месяцев назад

    OMG the bootleg spider man movie was so funny

  • @codyclaeys2008
    @codyclaeys2008 Год назад

    I sometimes think that number one is less funny than the rest of them 🤣

  • @johnnynbk
    @johnnynbk Месяц назад

    2 out of 10 tourists have on red shirts and khaki shorts

  • @davetoffen7944
    @davetoffen7944 2 года назад

    Hilarious 😂

  • @KingR098
    @KingR098 11 лет назад +2

    'Murrica

  • @TwoEuroCoyne
    @TwoEuroCoyne 12 лет назад +5

    Half Of Them Are From The Souh. I Expected Them To be Irish Or French .

  • @AlbPerNil
    @AlbPerNil 2 года назад

    2:07

  • @MapleSyrupPoet
    @MapleSyrupPoet 2 года назад +1

    #1 😄🤣

  • @yohomiez101
    @yohomiez101 11 лет назад

    How some New Yorkers pronounce Greenwich Village: Greenich Village.

  • @cinemaparadiso5402
    @cinemaparadiso5402 2 года назад +1

    Can some explain the Spiderman 2 joke?

    • @GabrielWilsonCollins
      @GabrielWilsonCollins 2 года назад +1

      Sometimes people sell bootleg DVD's on the street. People go into theaters and record the film then burn them on to DVD's.

    • @frankbeans5921
      @frankbeans5921 2 года назад +1

      That’s wasn’t the bit.
      The joke was his voice 😂
      Letterman did his best to contain himself.

    • @mikelehman37
      @mikelehman37 2 года назад +2

      @@frankbeans5921 I was there, that was his real voice.

  • @2fast4uspartan
    @2fast4uspartan 11 лет назад +10

    this seems more like something aired in 1994

  • @brycelandon6387
    @brycelandon6387 4 года назад +1

    What was so funny about #5?

    • @saltenya94
      @saltenya94 3 года назад +8

      It's a "bootleg" joke.... Spider Man 2 movie premiered at the movie theater yesterday. But the next day it's already bootlegged onto VHS on the streets of NYC!

    • @brotheldan2009
      @brotheldan2009 2 года назад +2

      his voice

  • @Mr.56Goldtop
    @Mr.56Goldtop 2 года назад +8

    The number one tourist tip to NYC is , DON'T GO THERE!!

  • @yohomiez101
    @yohomiez101 11 лет назад +1

    How I pronounce it: Green-wich village

  • @danjohnston3422
    @danjohnston3422 9 месяцев назад

    Nice thumbnail. Way to step on the punchline.

  • @FlowSense544
    @FlowSense544 11 лет назад +2

    and white...lol.

  • @williamchafe8824
    @williamchafe8824 2 года назад

    Did they try to find the fattest tourists?

  • @SoLazy100
    @SoLazy100 12 лет назад

    any good looking people?

  • @FFIrish23
    @FFIrish23 11 лет назад

    #9 if that was a 9-11 joke thats not fuckin funny

  • @looper9264
    @looper9264 2 года назад +1

    Paul Schaefer, the worst side-kick in the history of television.

    • @joshuabrooks4907
      @joshuabrooks4907 2 года назад +2

      I'm sure your dad feels the same way about your mom.

    • @gregamerson9172
      @gregamerson9172 2 года назад +1

      @@joshuabrooks4907 watch it boy.
      Mama jokes can git yr ASS WHOPPED😳😤😤

    • @seanluke3052
      @seanluke3052 2 года назад +3

      Paul Schaefer, easily the greatest talk show bandleader in the history of television. His talent and record were legendary (as is his collection of synthesizers). Look up his involvement in developing the Blues Brothers sometime.

  • @slapshot68
    @slapshot68 2 года назад +1

    NYC now is an absolute joke now it’s not even funny!

  • @bobbywoods684
    @bobbywoods684 2 года назад

    Ok, I'll axe it- where oh where are the minorities? Whole show delegitimized.

  • @rolandkaighn7339
    @rolandkaighn7339 2 года назад

    Who would volunterily go to ny it's a 24 hour toilet

  • @K.Spade7902
    @K.Spade7902 2 года назад

    Not funny

  • @jrnumex9286
    @jrnumex9286 2 года назад

    don't need to know any, not going. i like the broadway shows on macy's TG day parade though.