David Lives A WEIRD Life In The Year 33,333

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

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  • @williamking3301
    @williamking3301 Год назад +108

    Gorg is such a great storyteller. Love your stories man, so entertaining and funny, they make me smile. Long live Gorg!

  • @hereiam272
    @hereiam272 Год назад +30

    When you're trying to tell a story and your main character suddenly dies mid-way through

  • @andrewdiedrich3097
    @andrewdiedrich3097 Год назад +86

    Note how Pizza City doesn't have fishing industry. Even the cult of pizza lovers is not crazy enough for anchovies on pizza.

    • @Magikarp_With_Dragonrage
      @Magikarp_With_Dragonrage Год назад +10

      Gorg said they had anchovie pizza

    • @tizioincognito5731
      @tizioincognito5731 Год назад +2

      As italian I disagree 😂

    • @vincememz
      @vincememz Год назад +2

      Typically anchovies belong on pizza but maybe in america dont think theyre good (the three liters of oil are tho)

    • @tizioincognito5731
      @tizioincognito5731 Год назад +2

      @@vincememz maybe thay have scarce quality anchovies... 🤔

  • @Isbasgritty24537
    @Isbasgritty24537 Год назад +276

    As someone who is part of pizza city I can confirm David was very weird.
    My name was Caesar
    Nickname was little Caesar

    • @mightyx5441
      @mightyx5441 Год назад +19

      Yeah man david was weird, and my name was Marco (marco's pizza)

    • @davidsashorty
      @davidsashorty Год назад +4

      I was'nt weird also im dead

    • @deanpost152
      @deanpost152 Год назад +9

      You are the sworn enemy of our leader, Papa John

    • @davidsashorty
      @davidsashorty Год назад +4

      NOOOOO

    • @alpine8732
      @alpine8732 Год назад +6

      I'm Aci (5:04) I was a hater of every pizza topping except extra cheese. I liked David he was nice.

  • @jonhstonk7998
    @jonhstonk7998 Год назад +93

    ¨My name is David and I'm a denizen and citizen of Pizza City, while my city is a massive metropolis mostly known for its cuisine located in the northern areas of the continent, we have existed as a major city and continuous civilization for over 30.000 years, I write this so that whoever reads it knows what's happening to us, I don't know if it will be someone from another kingdom or some other compatriot of mine who will pick up this notebook which previously consisted of my own personal Diary and journal, however, I hope that whoever does can piece together what happened and maybe save the city or at least some of its people, a few years ago strange incidents started to happen in the northern areas of the city: rumors of spore filled mushroom-like zombie men started to circulate in the biome of the city which previously consisted of a mushroom forest...most people thought that was some sort of joke or just unsubstantiated gossip...I also did as while I always hated mushrooms the notion of spore infections on people was too absurd for me to consider...however I decided to investigate on my own and over the years I came to the conclusion that some sort of plague is happening, I am not yet aware if it's a fungal hivemind, an apocalyptic cult of some sort, or some infiltration and plague brought by the machinations of some other state in the continent... however one thing is clear: King Papa Jonh was killed by one of these zombified monsters and the infection seems to be spreading...if nothing is done the city will fall within the next decade...whoever or whatever the responsible for this may be it seems it took note of my investigation because of my failed attempt to warn the king...I sent a friend of mine to try and warn the other kingdoms and city-states of the continent to quarantine the city but I am not aware if they were successful in escaping or not, I have been being followed by someone I suspect is a sleeper agent of the mushroom people and I may be killed soon if it's a hive mind or cult of some sort it means it has intelligence...it also means I am not likely to escape at my advanced age...whoever picks up this notebook: check yourself to guarantee you're not infected by the spores, a doctor in a nearby house I spoke with has been able to identify the main symptoms of infection like a certain increase in blood pressure and cardiovascular activity summed with paranoid thoughts that curtail on someone's loyalties...please if you picked up this journal and you are not infected...flee the city and warn the other kingdoms, you may be the last hope of mankind in the continent for the city is most likely already lost.
    They're outside the house...I refuse to become infected with the spores and be forced to kill my remaining friends and colleagues against my will so I will be taking a vial of poison soon...I am scared for my soul but deep in my heart I know that at my advanced age, I have no chance of escape and this is not suicide but sacrifice, may God forgive me for failing to warn the king earlier.
    whoever you are...may you be able to escape and may God be with you¨
    - last entry in the journal of David the citizen and investigator, compiled during the last days of the plague of mushrooms and near the Fall of Pizza City, was recovered by the Holy Order of Plague Doctors during an incursion into the city.

    • @averycool7499
      @averycool7499 Год назад +1

      Stop spoiling

    • @solarboyaaron4652
      @solarboyaaron4652 Год назад +11

      @@averycool7499your fault for reading

    • @OfficialDenzy
      @OfficialDenzy Год назад +3

      R.I.P David your name will be remembered for generations in this continent as a hero who saved the continent.

    • @CursedXyster
      @CursedXyster Год назад

      @@averycool7499 stop being stupid and reading the comments before finishing the video

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen Год назад +6

      ​@@averycool7499Stop reading such a hefty comment expecting not to be spoiled.

  • @Astrosk1er
    @Astrosk1er Год назад +420

    As someone who also despises mushrooms in general I feel my man David

    • @Flash-banged
      @Flash-banged Год назад +14

      As somebody who also hates mushrooms, I also feel David

    • @WilsonKullmann
      @WilsonKullmann Год назад +2

      As someone who doesn’t like pizza at all, I also feel for him.

    • @DingleSucks
      @DingleSucks Год назад +9

      As someone who also despises mushrooms, i also feel David

    • @MaPN001
      @MaPN001 Год назад +11

      As someone who's name is David and i hate mushrooms, I'm David's twin brother

    • @foxleader8233
      @foxleader8233 Год назад +2

      A

  • @cringelord7776
    @cringelord7776 Год назад +21

    With debug tools you can turn on, show mush infection, and it will create a pink highlight in chunks where infected people are

  • @BoredTruckn
    @BoredTruckn Год назад +113

    Wish they'd add a trait menu to the kingdom screen so it's easier to give persistent traits and stuff.
    Would be a easy way to do it.

    • @TheSpellwright
      @TheSpellwright Год назад +5

      Or to cultures. Or cities. Any group, really.

    • @BoredTruckn
      @BoredTruckn Год назад +12

      @@TheSpellwright exactly. The selective to bring mod is ok, but it makes all the guys super man after awhile.
      I just want a persistent trait that is added, regardless of anything else. Would make clans and such more interesting.
      Make one clan really good at combat, and another a great researcher or something.
      Then watch how they mingle and stuff.
      I'd be like a bloodline.

  • @balrogjeff28
    @balrogjeff28 Год назад +324

    Best RUclipsr

  • @KranMoi
    @KranMoi Год назад +22

    I'm going to spawn a bunny and name it Gorg and it will live in my world peacefully. If it does die I will make it a god and Gorg will destroy the world!

  • @jamiesnow8190
    @jamiesnow8190 Год назад +3

    Thanks for the content!

  • @richardgomer5126
    @richardgomer5126 Год назад +66

    Gorg is trying to get around therapy and make videos like this one as a silent way of self therapy. Or a silent scream for help.

  • @TheIronManOfSteel
    @TheIronManOfSteel Год назад +11

    Best ingredients,
    Best pizza,
    Our king, Papa Johns.
    Called it.

  • @stanleyoranges4586
    @stanleyoranges4586 Год назад +2

    You are such a good narrator 😌. Really nice video 😁. Keep the good work.

  • @spicy-cactus
    @spicy-cactus Год назад +7

    I myself didn't have the greatest time when I was on vacation in pizza city. I myself live in the great cacti dessert where I am already a little weird because I am half pepper. but anyway when I visited it they wanted to use my pepper for pizza and they also wanted to test if cactus would taste good on pizza. I barely made it out of there that day.

  • @RADARMYBRAT32
    @RADARMYBRAT32 9 месяцев назад +3

    As much as I love pizza I can't imagine eating for everyday for eternity

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 Год назад +1

    Pizza City was thriving until the whole town did 'shrooms, then it declined like it's hair was on fire and it's ass was catching. So the moral is "don't do drugs."

  • @errorcringyname4044
    @errorcringyname4044 Год назад +9

    How about a small civ of elves with a bunch of guardian animals which are super suped up animals against a normal orc civ?

  • @bast4rdlyreaper
    @bast4rdlyreaper Год назад +5

    I quite like mushrooms on pizza, luckily I haven't died while infected yet.

  • @Ethanthegreat2
    @Ethanthegreat2 Год назад +7

    A kid in my school is named David but everybody calls him dodot

  • @GigaLobster
    @GigaLobster Год назад +3

    As someone who's name is David I can confirm that I live a weird life

  • @ayechan12
    @ayechan12 Год назад +1

    More stories please 🙏 🙏 🙏

  • @Cobalt_Hitron
    @Cobalt_Hitron Год назад +1

    There’s not mush room for mushrooms on pizza

  • @TheSkiingDragon
    @TheSkiingDragon Год назад +11

    I shall now summon every New Yorker in the comments section with 5 words:
    Deep Dish is best pizza

    • @markob8934
      @markob8934 Год назад

      Is this a joke I’m too British to understand?

    • @neistrong614
      @neistrong614 Год назад

      I am too russian to understand dis shit

    • @personcalledalexis
      @personcalledalexis Месяц назад

      @@markob8934i think so

  • @UmbrielakaPasystem
    @UmbrielakaPasystem Год назад +1

    As a person of Pizza city, I confirm David was very weird, never knew he did not like mushroom pizza.
    I’m Pizya, nickname is Pizya Crusty sauce.

  • @beaksters
    @beaksters Год назад +2

    Why does this feel extremely metaphorical for a lot of other issues in the world.

  • @illadiel6049
    @illadiel6049 Год назад +2

    Only way it could have been better is if the map were styled like a pizza

  • @caparezzafan675
    @caparezzafan675 Год назад +4

    if papa john loves pizza then why is his favorite food hamburgers

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 Год назад +3

      It’s pizza city. Everything is meant as a pizza topping. He likes to put burgers on his pizza.

    • @caparezzafan675
      @caparezzafan675 Год назад +2

      @nablamakabama488 oh ok that makes sense

  • @professorx9932
    @professorx9932 Год назад +1

    You could have found patient 0 using developer console -> show mush spores.

  • @ThatGollumGuy
    @ThatGollumGuy Год назад +10

    You´re not alone, David. I also don´t really like mushrooms. Especially on pizza

  • @Ryker583_
    @Ryker583_ Год назад +6

    Video 2 of asking for gorg to do a 4 kingdoms spawn on a small island and every 2 years the island gets a bit larger do this tell the kingdoms connect or you could do 8

  • @blakegymnastics
    @blakegymnastics Год назад +1

    I love your vids and I always watch them within 5 hours again you are awesome

  • @King0nWings
    @King0nWings Год назад +3

    My idea for your next video is that you make a city called "Anchovies on Pizza" and nuke it non-stop for 10 minutes. That's the whole video.

  • @75GOLD
    @75GOLD Год назад +1

    I loved the story. Have an idea maybe you can do another story but with bread

  • @AceIncVR
    @AceIncVR Год назад +1

    Really like keep up the good work

  • @Sireeeee
    @Sireeeee Год назад +1

    Damn you really made new york in world box

  • @anedark
    @anedark Год назад +3

    I too hate mushrooms. I understand you david

  • @Wrath-_-
    @Wrath-_- Год назад +1

    The moral of the story: Gorg doesn't like mushrooms, F mushrooms

  • @TdawgRupert
    @TdawgRupert Год назад +1

    This is why you don't put sentient super organisms of decay on pizza. Also you should have had mushroom forest spread as the mushmen grew in number

  • @karma10125
    @karma10125 Год назад

    I remember somehow when I started a zombie outbreak in a massive city they managed to survive while infected so they became immortal. It was like a zombie city

  • @g.s.890
    @g.s.890 Год назад +2

    I'll have you know, mushroom anchovie and olive pizza is the best topping combination

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC Год назад +1

      Burn in the pizza oven.

  • @Clumpentimehd
    @Clumpentimehd Год назад +1

    Make a video about how long can a civilization can survive against infinite zombies

  • @Elliott-Burton
    @Elliott-Burton Год назад

    We need more of these cinematic videos

  • @Amy-qv3oq
    @Amy-qv3oq Год назад

    This is an experimental cyberpunk novel.

  • @Glaringpitfall3
    @Glaringpitfall3 Месяц назад

    the fact that David had like nothing to do with this is insane

  • @neverunknown1236
    @neverunknown1236 Год назад +1

    7:02 ok chill out there mccarthy

  • @Twidleythegnome
    @Twidleythegnome Год назад +1

    Haha I loved the terraria mushroom biome music at the end

  • @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
    @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 Год назад +2

    Yo, video idea.
    Faultlines map where you spin a wheel every 20 or so minutes and do a disaster relating to fault lines. E.g earthquakes

    • @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420
      @Xx_TRIGONOMETRYDASH_xX69420 Год назад

      Another video idea is that you make a village that is fully sustainable and everything,a very advanced civilization. Then absolutely obliterate it with nukes and if there's no survivors spawn them. 😃

  • @omen3324
    @omen3324 10 месяцев назад +1

    4:13 Bruh

  • @maximusharbour3463
    @maximusharbour3463 Год назад +1

    My favorite pizza is olive and mushroom with alfredo sauce.

  • @mru22695
    @mru22695 Год назад

    Idea: make a giant war with the tumor, cyber core, biomass, and super pumpkin

  • @vernstern6364
    @vernstern6364 Год назад +1

    I can relate to David about mushrooms and gorgs

  • @Trashcastle
    @Trashcastle Год назад

    -“Hi David how you doing “
    -“Really bad actually”
    -“he’s doing well, thank goodness” 1:13

  • @MoltenUprisingMK
    @MoltenUprisingMK Год назад +1

    I can't believe my comment got deleted AGAIN! Okay, third time's the charm.
    I'm a pizza man myself, but I don't like mushrooms or anything on it except cheese.

  • @klintzachodniedrewno514
    @klintzachodniedrewno514 Год назад

    why the population dropped from over 7000 to 4000 when he changed colors? it's at 4:25 to be exact

  • @griffin_the_hybrid
    @griffin_the_hybrid Год назад +2

    The moral is stop putting mushroom, anchovies and pineapple on pizza lol

  • @TheOvervoid
    @TheOvervoid Год назад +2

    Are calzones legal in Pizza City?

    • @aderi31415
      @aderi31415 Год назад +1

      What about strombolis?

  • @BlueGelzyOfficalLmao
    @BlueGelzyOfficalLmao Год назад

    3:06 WHAT DID HE SAY???

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe Год назад +2

    0:49 Are you dissing pizza with barbecue sauce on it? Why?

    • @jaronbroucke
      @jaronbroucke Год назад

      Because it's disgusting.

    • @Dude-vq3oe
      @Dude-vq3oe Год назад +2

      @@jaronbroucke I disagree. I think it's really good. Just replace pepperoni with some other kind of meat, and you're good.

  • @DaveLark
    @DaveLark Год назад +1

    Wow I lived a weird life!

  • @Altertornalli
    @Altertornalli Год назад +5

    as an mushroom person, i can comfirm mushroom pizza is the ONLY and BEST pizza left

  • @slightlymaddog
    @slightlymaddog Год назад +1

    I also hate mushrooms and David is one of my middle names !

  • @Black-noir-e8l
    @Black-noir-e8l Год назад +2

    BBQ pizza is so good not going to lie

  • @WMFawn
    @WMFawn Год назад

    Ok but shrimp on pizza slaps, try it sometime

  • @Nord..
    @Nord.. Год назад

    For some reason I thought it was Oswald not David

  • @cocacola4blood365
    @cocacola4blood365 Год назад

    Once upon a time, there was this guy and then he died. The End.

  • @timwest277
    @timwest277 Год назад

    As much as I enjoy mushrooms, I think me and David will get along fine if I was living there.
    My best friend IRL hate mushrooms, I tease him about it lol. I absolutely love it 😋

  • @FreezingPanda
    @FreezingPanda Год назад

    Alternate title: Cortsepts spreads through italy

  • @bones0013
    @bones0013 Год назад +1

    I know your a worldbox youtuber could you do a ai battle in stellaris

  • @pokefan2370
    @pokefan2370 Год назад +1

    Gotta love that terraria mushroom theme 🔥

  • @somebodykares1
    @somebodykares1 Год назад

    There was a place that offered a salad pizza once that I knew

  • @VectorxMan
    @VectorxMan Год назад

    If your pizza mushrooms are slimey that's called undercooked. They should be chewey yet firm.

  • @GummieI
    @GummieI Год назад +1

    Now I kinda want to try an pizza with apples xD

  • @kierancreighton96
    @kierancreighton96 Год назад

    Whats the count for the amount of times gorg said pizza

  • @kokkokongennr-1611
    @kokkokongennr-1611 Год назад

    Isn´t eating mushrooms on pizza cannibalism for mushroom-people?

  • @WitheredRosee
    @WitheredRosee Год назад

    Man not even a minute in and I'm hungry

  • @lindatory1886
    @lindatory1886 Год назад

    I have a question for you Gorg. Did you know about a Glitch that makes people Immortal?

  • @ImColombiaa_
    @ImColombiaa_ Год назад

    You posted this literally the same time I arrived to Rome 💀💀

  • @jackalenterprisesofohio
    @jackalenterprisesofohio Год назад

    Anchovie, artachoke, onion, olive pizza (with stuffed crust)

  • @WyattVankirk
    @WyattVankirk Год назад

    David makes since of night city cuz of cyberpunk edge runners, so David Martinez, so if David’s here. Where’s V?

  • @orangetabby7122
    @orangetabby7122 Год назад

    maybe the real pizza was the mushrooms we made along the way

  • @BoredTruckn
    @BoredTruckn Год назад

    Plot of "I Robot". And probably a few other things.

  • @Definetlyalive
    @Definetlyalive Год назад

    Lets get to 40,000 at this point
    FOR THE EMPEROR

  • @illadiel6049
    @illadiel6049 Год назад +1

    Dorohedoro

  • @darkshadows8
    @darkshadows8 Год назад

    man i remember i quit this game long ago...

  • @FrogFrogFrogFrogFroggy
    @FrogFrogFrogFrogFroggy Год назад +1

    i’m with david here

  • @tearsofdespair5833
    @tearsofdespair5833 Год назад +1

    What happened with pineapple pizza?

  • @merguinev
    @merguinev Год назад

    Love this

  • @Funtime_Fz
    @Funtime_Fz 11 месяцев назад

    "Everyone loves pizza"
    0:28
    3:09
    8:26 "How about mushroom is the only pizza topping."
    Uh Gorg they are mushrooms, why would they eat their own flesh? Did you mean to make the mushrooms sound like cannibals?

  • @BlackEnigma79
    @BlackEnigma79 Год назад

    All I heard for the first 1 minute was pizza

  • @anonymously944
    @anonymously944 Год назад

    They should make a new tab for all thoes who we have given star to like a tab to remember them it can also tell how they died and perhaps we can even reincarnate them

  • @nuamideii1432
    @nuamideii1432 Год назад +3

    But i like mushrooms
    Oh shoot i died

  • @MASTERCRAFT938
    @MASTERCRAFT938 Год назад +1

    Hello there! :D

  • @Shadow-jg2gq
    @Shadow-jg2gq Год назад +1

    Could you make another war in the lord of the rings?

  • @juliadesouza6674
    @juliadesouza6674 Год назад

    I love him taking advantage of the dark ages coming just on the right time

  • @UnholyOomlie
    @UnholyOomlie Год назад

    So you're tellin' me the Last of Us started with an ill made mushroom pizza?

  • @theperfectbotsteve4916
    @theperfectbotsteve4916 Год назад +1

    mushrooms are pretty Grose i agree as interesting as fungus are they do not belong on pizza

  • @abcd-ub3bk
    @abcd-ub3bk 4 месяца назад +1

    Mushroom city

  • @pelpikx
    @pelpikx Год назад +1

    Italy moment

  • @EmissaryFromHell_MrFresh
    @EmissaryFromHell_MrFresh Год назад

    he just made the last of us in world box