Yeah, the biggest issue is that they require a lot of in direct light they're not fit to work inside of a home so they generally die unless you have a really big massive windows open 24/7. so not only do they need a humid climate, but they also need tons of lights which is really tricky. Because most homes are not design to have the lights blasting inside. I live in Florida, so I qualify to be able to raise the Plant but most homes here are not built with massive amounts of interior lighting unless you have a sunroof, or Florida room, which is rare nowadays. Even when I had windows, completely bathed in light and only had a little bit of a covering because of the side of the house being connected to a parking roof it still wasn't enough. They would probably work better if you had a walk up area that's connected to the house with light coming in on directions full blast but still covered.
I have one alocasia growing in leca. One is a sad stalk in a prop box. It dies back to a stalk every time I take it out of the prop box. I will never buy another one ever again.
Expose them for what they really are: Overrated,not sustainable to grow in your home,not practical,not functional 😂 I immediately subscribed to your channel after hearing that 😆
I had a black velvet and it was doing SO good! And then one day boom. It said peace out and it never got better. Still to this day have no idea what happened!
Alocasias are another plant that will only thrive in the tropics. My grandmother lives in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷and she doesn’t even keep them indoors! She grows stunning alocasia in the ground on the shady side of her house and lets Mother Nature do the all the work!
I live in the Central Valley of California. I only get, at most, a month of decent humidity. I only have 3 Alocasias left. I love them, but I can’t sustain the humidity they need without going broke! Lol
Wish I would have subscribed to you before I became a Plant Lover. Would have saved me time, money and heartache. Most importantly would have taught me not to get a plant just so I can be on the Plant Lovers bandwagon. That wagon has ran me over numerous times.
I refuse to purchase another calathea unless I’m gifting it to someone I don’t like. They are way too fussy for a plant that refuses to die. I have 3.5 and don’t plan to add anymore. The .5 is for the one that I’ve left to die but refuses to..
I love calatheas sooo much. Right now, I've got 5 and two halves of them.. 😅 The five look okay.. 3 of the are in pon really enjoying their life. The two "half plants" are medallions I am trying to save in water for the very last time... Didn't succeed with pon. If I ever find a white fusion, I will probably get it. It is on my wishlist 😍 But I'm definitely not going to try more that once if the queen doesn't like me..
@@emmadoro my white fusion is thriving after being eaten alive by spider mites last year. It’s been good since but definitely a spider mite magnet. They’re beautiful plants I definitely would love to try the ones I have in Pon but they’re so finicky 😩
I just bought a Stella… it’s still alive and well after two weeks. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻(I didn’t know about Calatheas when I bought it, and It is keeping me awake at night 😂)
I would put ferns on this list because if I whisper too loudly about how the one rabbit foot I have is still alive, she’ll shrivel up from spite 😆 Also, if you can, get an in-line water filter. I swear all of my fussy plants quit acting up when I got one. It’s under my kitchen sink and makes everything so much easier. No more crispy tips from tap water, because the tap is filtered already. 🎉
@@claudiatorres9936 yes that true. I have many collection of fern, but now i focus on aroids, mostly colocasia(easy one), caladium, alocasia, xanthosoma, homalomena, cyrtosperma, aglaonema dieffenbachia, spathiphyllum and my favorite philodendron and monstera.
Hello, Oh,No!! 😮 not my precious Hoyas. I have (22) Hoyas & every one is exploding with growth. I absolutely love them. But I understand with your climate it might be difficult.I'm on my 3rd Mican & this one looks like its going to survive. The others you shown I have no interest either lol. Thank You very enjoyable
Oh yes to your choices…for me, no to: ivy, African violets, begonias, palms, pepperomias, string of anything, gardenia, croton, orchids…but I keep trying them. Last one was a beautiful pink flowered black ruffled leaf African violet. But I did so enjoy it until it was down to 1 leaf ( now).I do have 3 Hoyas ( from watching Basie Plants) that are doing well-H. carnosa, curtisii, and ‘Crimson Princess’. Enjoyed this video, thank you! 🪴
Phalaenopsis orchids are easy if you just keep them in bark and soak them when almost dry. They like bright indirect light. Strings of anything can go to hell tho
Love this video! ❤😂 Top of my list is Croton, any type, and I have the climate for them. They are far too dramatic and look awful if they decide to leaf drop, because they did not like your hairstyle one day.
It’s crazy how different plants can grow so differently in different environments bc my micans in an 8 inch hanging pot. Big thick and lush! I’ve had it for 4 years now grown from 4 cuttings I got in a mystery box. I have them growing all over my apartment in NYC climbing the walls. They don’t like bright light and they don’t like to dry out.
I feel like half of velvet-leaved philodendrons are the easiest, and the other half are the hardest. But, you never know which ones are actually going to like your home conditions 😂
New subscriber here...West Virginia, USA. My jaw hit the floor when you said hoys! lol I've given up on begonias, "string of's", some philos, and tradescantia's! NEVER AGAIN! I really enjoyed your video...looking forward to the next one.
I agree with much of what you said here. Especially about Hoya, Gloriosum and others. With Alocasia, I have the Pink Dragon and the Dragon Scale. These are very persnickity plants. I had the Black Velvet, 2 actually, they both died. With the DS and the PD, neither one likes their leaves touching ANYTHING! Not touching a light cord hanging behinds them, the leaves of their neighboring plants OR the pots of their neighboring plants or even their own! The will get ugly spots from touching anything!!! But having said that, just because it has died back does not mean it is dead. The PD came back after I thought it was gone and now it has many leaves and even a few pups. Sometimes it's finding that sweet spot for a plant. Other times it's not worth the aggravation. But I highly recommend getting a moisture meter!! That will ease alot of the stress you are feeling about some of these plants, and you could maybe enjoy more of them. But on the other hand, you have over 500 plants, just get rid of the ones that don't want to be a team player. I LOVE Calatheas!! Put them in a self watering pot!! I started buying indoor grow lights just for my Calatheas! But a self watering pot is a fill it and forget it vessel. They are the one plant I will go the extra mile for.
I found this video very entertaining. However, I want to say that Hoya are one of my favorite plants. If you want them to thrive you need to keep therm indoors, this way they are not subjected to rainy or dry seasons. As with most plants you need to put in the work for them to do well. I agree some are more difficult than others. As for the Micans, you are right. They do grow like weeds. I have a very large one that was crawling all over the walls. I used to propagate what I cut off. Now I just throw the cuttings away. For plants that loves water. Get self watering planter pots. I have almost all of my plants in self watering pots, except for some of the ones outside. I understand your dilemma because of your climate. Alocasia, are spider mite magnets. They test your patience for sure. Nice video. Maybe invest in some cactus plants. Calathias are horrible!
I have a GORGEOUS micans! I wanted it to fill out and grow bigger leaves, so i used to prop it to add back a lot. I also let it climb a trellis, so the leaves aren't small and ugly. I'm also an alocasia girlie! I have like 11 (and there's definitely a few more on the wishlist)! My oldest is 18mos. I have the care down to a science. They're an easy genus for me!
Gen x here but ill see what you have to say 😉💚💚💚 my shinglers started growing up the walls and ceiling but im ok with it. We live in different types of areas bc my hoyas do well. My philodendrons are some that are growing up my walls and the leaves are getting massive 😊 absolutely beautiful 💚 i wish you could have that too! Try terrarium for thirsty ones or humid lovers maybe...
Oooh I’m so glad I found your channel! You’re hilarious btw. And even the plants you show that you say look bad look well cared for to me! I don’t like calatheas. The patterns on their leaves bother me, it brings out some primitive fear that I inherited from my prehistoric ancestors against poisonous bugs or something idk how to explain it. I know some people find them beautiful but I personally avoid.
I feel the same about calatheas, also alocasias, I've owned and killed both several times but I've also given calatheas away (the prayer plant one) as it made me feel uncomfortable looking at it. It's weird, isn't it? Lol
I totally agree on so many of these plants and the reasons they do not thrive in your area. I have a different set of house conditions. Hot summers bitter cold winters and dark gloomy winter days. I am with you 100%. If a plant does not always bring you Joy it is time to pass it on to some one else.
Just discovered your channel. I love Alocasias, but I agree with you on the Calathea. I have a Rufibarba, which is all I can manage. It's in my bathroom, so it gets the humidity and I use a watering globe, otherwise I'd forget to water it. I also use a water conditioner because the water where I live is very chlorinated.
The sound fx when you mentioned hoya perfectly matched my reaction😂. Hoya need more water than I thought, I grow mine in self-watering pots with aroid-ish substrate or semi-hydro.
I’m with you about being over high maintenance plants! And accepting that some are just not going to do well in your climate. I want to enjoy my plants, not stress about how to keep them alive. 😂 The way you describe Micans is how I feel about Tradescantia. Grows like a weed, but requires constant chopping and propping to keep it looking nice. I’m over them lol. I keep my Micans in a corner that’s a little more shady, so it doesn’t grow as fast, but stays pretty compact.
This happened in every hobby. Shut down & shut in turned us into a culture of hobby freaks with most having excess income to splurge. Scale models, weight lifting & home gym equipment, cars, plants, table top gaming, painting, books, knitting, needle point, lego, video games, computer hardware... Etc. We're getting back to pre-2019 prices with some inflation adjustment. BTW I recently fell into aroids and tropical plants after growing orchids for the past 15 is years. Prices are so so so much better and really rare plants are easy to find via quality growers. Makes it more enjoyable for somebody new to the hobby. Less stress on feeling like you have to mother your plants with paranoia for fear your insanely expensive plants will die off. Orchid experience has me relaxed about our new anthurium wendlingeri. Even if it returns to Gaia, replacement is easy and cheap.
I agree with all of this. I also do not like moss poles....too much time and so much effort to them..I had 2 once....no more! I also won't buy the hoyas, calatheas, alocasia either!
Had to name my Alocasia Regal Shield Tyrese after shouting at him one day, "What more do you want from meeeee!". Tyrese currently has 2 leaves and I'm counting my blessings 😅
Me watching your video a week after having bought my Gloriosum and Micans... 🤔 But I have to say that I am a bit confused. You seem so mad when *exposing the real nature* of those drama queens. 😅 But yours still look so nice. 😂😂 Except the hoyas (maybe..) They look nice as well but I can understand why you are disappointed. I haven't watched the whole video yet. But I'm already enjoying it so much 😊
Aww, I really like my alocasias! Most of my established ones have 4 or more leaves and are always giving me corms. Best advice for me is to leave them where they like the conditions, maintain abt 50% humidity, and water them about one every 10 days if you have a nice well-drainin, semi-hydro or amendment-heavy soil mix. And my never-agains are ANY philodendron, most palms, homalomena, and calathea.
I thought I was the only one who thought my Micans is looking a hot mess! It was so pretty at first, now like you said, it looks like a daggon weed!!! I would not recommend! Loved this video!💚💚💚
Your are 100% correct about the Homalomena. I grow mine in a self watering pot and I keep it in a shaded/low light spot. It does well in these conditions anything different and it struggles. I live in coastal Georgia, USA.
I completely agree with all your choices except Hoyas!! I have 10 different varieties and I just love them and are extremely easy for me but I’ve been collecting houseplants for 13 years now lol
i got an alcoasia ina a rescue mystery box it had three leaves it lost all but the most beautiful one (2x my head in size). i neglected it all winter putting it in relatively low light. it went through 3 moves and its growing finally a new leaf :D
I love 💛 I have 3 calathea they are my favorite plants. I have an hoya too 🤣 but I have an Hoya australis, it’s an easy one, I do some research to have a easy one. I am agree with you every time I saw an article on web or a magazin say « those plant are easy » I am always 🤣🤣🤣 what the joke ZZ plant is easy, you can never kill this plant 😂
This was hilariously helpful. I'm glad I haven't fallen for the beauty of philodendrons at the plant shop. I see how they grow and you have confirmed my suspicions about them. I have recently invested in alocasias and calatheas. Right now, I'm willing to put in the work. They're beautiful. It seems for them high humidity is very important. Also, apparently alocasias drop leaves if they get 3 or more. That's just what it means to be a certain kind of alocasia. I really like this video about alocasias. ruclips.net/video/dNfjoxx8Cs8/видео.htmlsi=NwqkV7EWZWlPk57-
I have black thumb and killed so many plants from succulents, herbs until indoor plants, and Hoya krimson princess is soooo aljve and thriving from 5 leaves last year now 4 vines and keep propagating now with 40 leaves. I guess bcoz i killed a lot of plants, i searched the hoya needs,, soil is 35% coco coir, 10,% perlite, 30% cactus & succlent potting mix, 10% orchid bark and 5% worm casting, sprinkle of slow released fertilizer. Pls try it, i have hoya krimson queen, matilde and pubicalyx, these are the only hoyas i dare to have 😅😅
I got it on the alocasia I put mine in a glass vessel with a layer or two of leca the rest of moss and they all thrive. They do not like to dry out or be wet or be compact. This has been my success and they go bonkers here! That gloriosum ugh!!!
Every plant youtuber ever nowadays: Video: You dont need special soil to grow beautiful plants. You dont need fertiliser for your plants. You dont need moss poles for your plants. ... Next video: These are the plants that are constantly dying in my care.
I was cracking up. Only had plants for 4 months and my Calatheas are thriving. Apparently I speak spoiled teenage girl!😂😂😂 can't wait to tell my daughter!!!
I have absolutely no issues with ANY of these plants. i have all of them in my home, some require more care than others, but i have no issues with any of them. I still watched the video and i do agree with some of the stuff you said
Homalomenas are so gorgeous but like you said they can only thrive in a rain forest 😭 they need constant humidity/fine mist environment with indirect medium light which is harder than it sounds to provide!! I bought a Selby that died in like 5 business days! Never again 😅😅
My string of hearts is so bald now it only has 2 strings holding on to dear life. Those have been very difficult. Surprisingly my calathea is still surviving in my bathroom
I agree with everything but Philodendron micans. It get leggy as any vine but it grows so fast you can hard prune it once a year and have a bushy plant. Small Monstera are more frustrating in this regard. I have not a lot of experience with Hoya tho. BTW, i'm curious if you grow any cactus with you climate and if they bloom in reverse in your situation. As far as I know, even the more tropical cacti like a warmer rain season and a colder dry season.
I plan to do a cacti and succulent tour in the channel soon . I have a collection of those and they absolutely flourish during the hot dry season. A lot of them flower too, but some absolutely do not like the hot weather and I stay away from those. Remember I grew my Micans in the tropics outdoors, they grow so unruly here and you will need to hard prune them very often to look decent and it can be exhausting
Me laughing at my african man mad at plants 😅 strange but funny. West Africa is hot! Am glad the big lakes of Uganda keep us rainy and chilly. We ain’t that hot here. But these are many plants- what a hobby! 😅😅🎉
My right eye started twitching when the word “alocasia” was uttered. I will never buy that plant again.
Yeah, the biggest issue is that they require a lot of in direct light they're not fit to work inside of a home so they generally die unless you have a really big massive windows open 24/7. so not only do they need a humid climate, but they also need tons of lights which is really tricky. Because most homes are not design to have the lights blasting inside. I live in Florida, so I qualify to be able to raise the Plant but most homes here are not built with massive amounts of interior lighting unless you have a sunroof, or Florida room, which is rare nowadays.
Even when I had windows, completely bathed in light and only had a little bit of a covering because of the side of the house being connected to a parking roof it still wasn't enough. They would probably work better if you had a walk up area that's connected to the house with light coming in on directions full blast but still covered.
I have one alocasia growing in leca. One is a sad stalk in a prop box. It dies back to a stalk every time I take it out of the prop box. I will never buy another one ever again.
In my experience that alocasias and colocasias do better outside in humid areas..... indoors or dry places spider mites devour them without delay.
They need lots of water
Expose them for what they really are: Overrated,not sustainable to grow in your home,not practical,not functional 😂 I immediately subscribed to your channel after hearing that 😆
lol thank you 🤣🤭
I'm here for the drag 😂
I'm just getting interested in plants and I need to hear the "no babes" plants
I laughed out loud at this ! 🤣
Just because you can't properly grow them doesn't mean others can't
Lawd Jeezus!! I just got an alocasia and I look at her everyday in my courtyard and say “girl don’t you dare frown at me.”
I had a black velvet and it was doing SO good! And then one day boom. It said peace out and it never got better. Still to this day have no idea what happened!
Hahahaha! Love your reply…
The accuracy and comedy is hilarious 🤣
Alocasias are another plant that will only thrive in the tropics. My grandmother lives in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷and she doesn’t even keep them indoors! She grows stunning alocasia in the ground on the shady side of her house and lets Mother Nature do the all the work!
I have 13 alocasias and so far I’ve only had 1 die on me and I live in the north east, so far so good…it’s only been a year since I started.
I live in the Central Valley of California. I only get, at most, a month of decent humidity. I only have 3 Alocasias left. I love them, but I can’t sustain the humidity they need without going broke! Lol
Mine grow outside in a hot hot dry climate in summer in the shade and thrive, they all lose a few leaves through winter to frost but always come back.
Not the Hoyas 😂😂😂😂😂❤
lol they have to be exposed
@@TheMillennialPlantDad 😂😂
I love hoyas, they dont die in my hom, but they also dont grow. like AT ALL. Ive had hoyas for a year that didnt grow a single leaf
@@Essiggurke-r2h they need alot of light
I'm here in the Caribbean and my Hoyas just living and blooming with bare minimum care
Wish I would have subscribed to you before I became a Plant Lover. Would have saved me time, money and heartache.
Most importantly would have taught me not to get a plant just so I can be on the Plant Lovers bandwagon. That wagon has ran me over numerous times.
I refuse to purchase another calathea unless I’m gifting it to someone I don’t like. They are way too fussy for a plant that refuses to die. I have 3.5 and don’t plan to add anymore. The .5 is for the one that I’ve left to die but refuses to..
I love calatheas sooo much. Right now, I've got 5 and two halves of them.. 😅
The five look okay.. 3 of the are in pon really enjoying their life.
The two "half plants" are medallions I am trying to save in water for the very last time... Didn't succeed with pon.
If I ever find a white fusion, I will probably get it. It is on my wishlist 😍
But I'm definitely not going to try more that once if the queen doesn't like me..
@@emmadoro my white fusion is thriving after being eaten alive by spider mites last year. It’s been good since but definitely a spider mite magnet. They’re beautiful plants I definitely would love to try the ones I have in Pon but they’re so finicky 😩
lol not the .5 🤣🤣! Buying a calathea is just giving yourself unnecessary stress
Great revenge ! Give someone you don't like a calathea !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I just bought a Stella… it’s still alive and well after two weeks. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻(I didn’t know about Calatheas when I bought it, and It is keeping me awake at night 😂)
I would put ferns on this list because if I whisper too loudly about how the one rabbit foot I have is still alive, she’ll shrivel up from spite 😆
Also, if you can, get an in-line water filter. I swear all of my fussy plants quit acting up when I got one. It’s under my kitchen sink and makes everything so much easier. No more crispy tips from tap water, because the tap is filtered already. 🎉
fern the most difficult to take care is platycerium, try that. i have 18 species of them
I agree with your on ferns , even growing them here in the tropics is a hassle !
Yes!!! Ferns are such divas, they will die on me on the trip from the nursery to my house
@@TheMillennialPlantDad here in Malaysia we have heat wave weather in few month many my platycerium especially madagacar species died.
@@claudiatorres9936 yes that true. I have many collection of fern, but now i focus on aroids, mostly colocasia(easy one), caladium, alocasia, xanthosoma, homalomena, cyrtosperma, aglaonema dieffenbachia, spathiphyllum and my favorite philodendron and monstera.
The notepad of doom😂 (yet so satisfying that I'm not the only one struggling with at least 5 plants on this list) haha!
These plants have put you through a lot of trauma. You have a long list yo!🤣
lol I even have a longer list lol
Ayye..i screamed..."Admire them from other ppl IG pages"
Hello, Oh,No!! 😮 not my precious Hoyas. I have (22) Hoyas & every one is exploding with growth. I absolutely love them. But I understand with your climate it might be difficult.I'm on my 3rd Mican & this one looks like its going to survive. The others you shown I have no interest either lol. Thank You very enjoyable
I’m always jealous of you guys that have thriving Hoya collections. I’m glad you enjoyed this video . Best of luck with the micans
Oh yes to your choices…for me, no to: ivy, African violets, begonias, palms, pepperomias, string of anything, gardenia, croton, orchids…but I keep trying them. Last one was a beautiful pink flowered black ruffled leaf African violet. But I did so enjoy it until it was down to 1 leaf ( now).I do have 3 Hoyas ( from watching Basie Plants) that are doing well-H. carnosa, curtisii, and ‘Crimson Princess’. Enjoyed this video, thank you! 🪴
Thank you to for always watching and engaging. How could I forget to include peperomia. Those absolutely never do well in my care
Phalaenopsis orchids are easy if you just keep them in bark and soak them when almost dry. They like bright indirect light. Strings of anything can go to hell tho
ivy :( always grows crispy under my care
String plants fail so often as they are for the most part crawling plants not hanging. They do well filling in the top soil around larger plants.
Love this video! ❤😂 Top of my list is Croton, any type, and I have the climate for them. They are far too dramatic and look awful if they decide to leaf drop, because they did not like your hairstyle one day.
It’s crazy how different plants can grow so differently in different environments bc my micans in an 8 inch hanging pot. Big thick and lush! I’ve had it for 4 years now grown from 4 cuttings I got in a mystery box. I have them growing all over my apartment in NYC climbing the walls. They don’t like bright light and they don’t like to dry out.
You are right about them not liking to dry out . They grow like an unruly weed here
My Micans is 2feet from a window. It will lose its color with too much light. Never let dry out. 🪴Happy Planting🌿
Finally someone talking dry season and rainy season! 😅
I don’t want problems, I want peace ☮️
I feel like half of velvet-leaved philodendrons are the easiest, and the other half are the hardest. But, you never know which ones are actually going to like your home conditions 😂
New subscriber here...West Virginia, USA.
My jaw hit the floor when you said hoys! lol
I've given up on begonias, "string of's", some philos, and tradescantia's! NEVER AGAIN!
I really enjoyed your video...looking forward to the next one.
Thank you 💚💚💚
This was hilarious 😂❤ & my micans does look rather scrawny 😂
Well I’m not even surprised! Thanks so much for watching and commenting
Bought once. It got on the struggle bus on a one way trip to the rubbish bin.
Very enjoyable vid! Greetings from an alocasia- and calathia-free household 😅
I agree with much of what you said here. Especially about Hoya, Gloriosum and others. With Alocasia, I have the Pink Dragon and the Dragon Scale. These are very persnickity plants. I had the Black Velvet, 2 actually, they both died. With the DS and the PD, neither one likes their leaves touching ANYTHING! Not touching a light cord hanging behinds them, the leaves of their neighboring plants OR the pots of their neighboring plants or even their own! The will get ugly spots from touching anything!!! But having said that, just because it has died back does not mean it is dead. The PD came back after I thought it was gone and now it has many leaves and even a few pups. Sometimes it's finding that sweet spot for a plant. Other times it's not worth the aggravation. But I highly recommend getting a moisture meter!! That will ease alot of the stress you are feeling about some of these plants, and you could maybe enjoy more of them. But on the other hand, you have over 500 plants, just get rid of the ones that don't want to be a team player. I LOVE Calatheas!! Put them in a self watering pot!! I started buying indoor grow lights just for my Calatheas! But a self watering pot is a fill it and forget it vessel. They are the one plant I will go the extra mile for.
I found this video very entertaining. However, I want to say that Hoya are one of my favorite plants. If you want them to thrive you need to keep therm indoors, this way they are not subjected to rainy or dry seasons. As with most plants you need to put in the work for them to do well. I agree some are more difficult than others. As for the Micans, you are right. They do grow like weeds. I have a very large one that was crawling all over the walls. I used to propagate what I cut off. Now I just throw the cuttings away. For plants that loves water. Get self watering planter pots. I have almost all of my plants in self watering pots, except for some of the ones outside. I understand your dilemma because of your climate. Alocasia, are spider mite magnets. They test your patience for sure. Nice video. Maybe invest in some cactus plants. Calathias are horrible!
Totally enjoyed this video 😂 so funny ❤
Thank you ! I’ll make more like this
I’m cracking up 😂 you are so right! Those plants are pain in the butte! I agree 💯 who would have thought plants were so dramatic! 😂
Just found your channel amd really love it! You are very funny, and honest, both are qualities i like so youve gained a new subscriber 😊
I have a GORGEOUS micans! I wanted it to fill out and grow bigger leaves, so i used to prop it to add back a lot. I also let it climb a trellis, so the leaves aren't small and ugly.
I'm also an alocasia girlie! I have like 11 (and there's definitely a few more on the wishlist)! My oldest is 18mos. I have the care down to a science. They're an easy genus for me!
Gen x here but ill see what you have to say 😉💚💚💚 my shinglers started growing up the walls and ceiling but im ok with it. We live in different types of areas bc my hoyas do well. My philodendrons are some that are growing up my walls and the leaves are getting massive 😊 absolutely beautiful 💚 i wish you could have that too! Try terrarium for thirsty ones or humid lovers maybe...
I bust out laughing so many times. Living for these plant roasts😂
Oooh I’m so glad I found your channel! You’re hilarious btw. And even the plants you show that you say look bad look well cared for to me!
I don’t like calatheas. The patterns on their leaves bother me, it brings out some primitive fear that I inherited from my prehistoric ancestors against poisonous bugs or something idk how to explain it. I know some people find them beautiful but I personally avoid.
I feel the same about calatheas, also alocasias, I've owned and killed both several times but I've also given calatheas away (the prayer plant one) as it made me feel uncomfortable looking at it. It's weird, isn't it? Lol
Loved your video!!! ❤ Honestly I don’t follow male plant content, but I do love your personality!! Subscribed!!
You are so nice and funny love your attitude thank you sharing ❤
My peace lilies are stressing me tbh, i ve done everything, they are just drama queens 😂
Some dead , some thriving and some struggling
I totally agree on so many of these plants and the reasons they do not thrive in your area. I have a different set of house conditions. Hot summers bitter cold winters and dark gloomy winter days. I am with you 100%. If a plant does not always bring you Joy it is time to pass it on to some one else.
I absolutely love micans! I have several and they look great
Just discovered your channel. I love Alocasias, but I agree with you on the Calathea. I have a Rufibarba, which is all I can manage. It's in my bathroom, so it gets the humidity and I use a watering globe, otherwise I'd forget to water it. I also use a water conditioner because the water where I live is very chlorinated.
my 3 'no thank you ma'am, never again'-plants are alocasia, calathea and fittonia
The sound fx when you mentioned hoya perfectly matched my reaction😂.
Hoya need more water than I thought, I grow mine in self-watering pots with aroid-ish substrate or semi-hydro.
lol I’ve given up on trying to master them , I will just admire y’all’s collection of them from afar
I’m with you about being over high maintenance plants! And accepting that some are just not going to do well in your climate. I want to enjoy my plants, not stress about how to keep them alive. 😂
The way you describe Micans is how I feel about Tradescantia. Grows like a weed, but requires constant chopping and propping to keep it looking nice. I’m over them lol. I keep my Micans in a corner that’s a little more shady, so it doesn’t grow as fast, but stays pretty compact.
I CACLKED at the alocasia icon bit 😂
This happened in every hobby. Shut down & shut in turned us into a culture of hobby freaks with most having excess income to splurge. Scale models, weight lifting & home gym equipment, cars, plants, table top gaming, painting, books, knitting, needle point, lego, video games, computer hardware... Etc. We're getting back to pre-2019 prices with some inflation adjustment.
BTW I recently fell into aroids and tropical plants after growing orchids for the past 15 is years. Prices are so so so much better and really rare plants are easy to find via quality growers. Makes it more enjoyable for somebody new to the hobby. Less stress on feeling like you have to mother your plants with paranoia for fear your insanely expensive plants will die off.
Orchid experience has me relaxed about our new anthurium wendlingeri. Even if it returns to Gaia, replacement is easy and cheap.
I live in nyc and my philodendron mican is growing nicely under a grow light. I have no problems with it😊
Haha! The concept that maybe it’s not My fault, but the plant’s!
How are you this funny and sassy sir 😂😂
Its an African thing i guess, natural comedians depending how you perceive things
I agree with all of this. I also do not like moss poles....too much time and so much effort to them..I had 2 once....no more! I also won't buy the hoyas, calatheas, alocasia either!
Had to name my Alocasia Regal Shield Tyrese after shouting at him one day, "What more do you want from meeeee!". Tyrese currently has 2 leaves and I'm counting my blessings 😅
Loved the video. If you want to try an easy going alocasia, i can really recommend the alocasia bambino. Such a low maintenance plant! Def my favorite
I’ve tried that and unalived it lol
I'm new here and I like it!
Me watching your video a week after having bought my Gloriosum and Micans... 🤔
But I have to say that I am a bit confused. You seem so mad when *exposing the real nature* of those drama queens. 😅 But yours still look so nice. 😂😂 Except the hoyas (maybe..) They look nice as well but I can understand why you are disappointed.
I haven't watched the whole video yet. But I'm already enjoying it so much 😊
Hehe hope you watched and enjoyed it till the very end
Just found your channel. Love your vibe. 🤣
Thank you 😊
Aww, I really like my alocasias! Most of my established ones have 4 or more leaves and are always giving me corms. Best advice for me is to leave them where they like the conditions, maintain abt 50% humidity, and water them about one every 10 days if you have a nice well-drainin, semi-hydro or amendment-heavy soil mix. And my never-agains are ANY philodendron, most palms, homalomena, and calathea.
I thought I was the only one who thought my Micans is looking a hot mess! It was so pretty at first, now like you said, it looks like a daggon weed!!! I would not recommend! Loved this video!💚💚💚
You're hilarious! I appreciate the info, and I'm going to pray gloriosum likes the climate of my office enough, since I just bought some!!
Great video!!!
Your are 100% correct about the Homalomena. I grow mine in a self watering pot and I keep it in a shaded/low light spot. It does well in these conditions anything different and it struggles. I live in coastal Georgia, USA.
Well there you go . I’m glad you found the right conditions for it
I completely agree with all your choices except Hoyas!! I have 10 different varieties and I just love them and are extremely easy for me but I’ve been collecting houseplants for 13 years now lol
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I agree with all the plants because mine died. Good ridden because I’m at peace, He's entertaining!
i got an alcoasia ina a rescue mystery box it had three leaves it lost all but the most beautiful one (2x my head in size). i neglected it all winter putting it in relatively low light. it went through 3 moves and its growing finally a new leaf :D
I have 2 Hoyas, not my favorite…I’m keeping them just to trade them one day 😅
I’m an alocasia icon 💅 I have 4 and my black velvet has four flowers currently
I love 💛 I have 3 calathea they are my favorite plants. I have an hoya too 🤣 but I have an Hoya australis, it’s an easy one, I do some research to have a easy one. I am agree with you every time I saw an article on web or a magazin say « those plant are easy » I am always 🤣🤣🤣 what the joke ZZ plant is easy, you can never kill this plant 😂
This was hilariously helpful. I'm glad I haven't fallen for the beauty of philodendrons at the plant shop. I see how they grow and you have confirmed my suspicions about them. I have recently invested in alocasias and calatheas. Right now, I'm willing to put in the work. They're beautiful. It seems for them high humidity is very important. Also, apparently alocasias drop leaves if they get 3 or more. That's just what it means to be a certain kind of alocasia. I really like this video about alocasias. ruclips.net/video/dNfjoxx8Cs8/видео.htmlsi=NwqkV7EWZWlPk57-
I have black thumb and killed so many plants from succulents, herbs until indoor plants, and Hoya krimson princess is soooo aljve and thriving from 5 leaves last year now 4 vines and keep propagating now with 40 leaves. I guess bcoz i killed a lot of plants, i searched the hoya needs,, soil is 35% coco coir, 10,% perlite, 30% cactus & succlent potting mix, 10% orchid bark and 5% worm casting, sprinkle of slow released fertilizer. Pls try it, i have hoya krimson queen, matilde and pubicalyx, these are the only hoyas i dare to have 😅😅
Honestly same, some of these plants looks nice but are too high maintenance. This you just look at them like 😒
This is like the burn book of plants lol 😂
I got it on the alocasia I put mine in a glass vessel with a layer or two of leca the rest of moss and they all thrive. They do not like to dry out or be wet or be compact. This has been my success and they go bonkers here! That gloriosum ugh!!!
Every plant youtuber ever nowadays:
Video:
You dont need special soil to grow beautiful plants.
You dont need fertiliser for your plants.
You dont need moss poles for your plants.
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Next video: These are the plants that are constantly dying in my care.
Oh my goodness I love my Crimson Princess lol .. she's beautiful and I forget to even check on her for weeks at a time
Urgh I’m jealous 😭
I totally agree with all of those!
I had all those before and agree on the first three never again will by them! I have the last one its new 3weeks or so.
🤣🤣 Dragon Scales and Silver Dragons are easy to grow if you keep the soil very wet. PON is best for them.
Don't you dare classify hoya, Gloriosum and Micans as regrettable! No way! easy going and stunning. And I live in Lagos!!
Don’t even get me started on the philodendron Micans. Makes me SO ANGRY
I was cracking up. Only had plants for 4 months and my Calatheas are thriving. Apparently I speak spoiled teenage girl!😂😂😂 can't wait to tell my daughter!!!
I have absolutely no issues with ANY of these plants. i have all of them in my home, some require more care than others, but i have no issues with any of them. I still watched the video and i do agree with some of the stuff you said
thank you for exposing plant influencers
New plant loving sub here from Spokane Valley Wa 😊may your day be totally blessed
Oh wow thank you and you too 💚
Homalomenas are so gorgeous but like you said they can only thrive in a rain forest 😭 they need constant humidity/fine mist environment with indirect medium light which is harder than it sounds to provide!! I bought a Selby that died in like 5 business days! Never again 😅😅
Should have watched Mr Sheffield!
My string of hearts is so bald now it only has 2 strings holding on to dear life. Those have been very difficult. Surprisingly my calathea is still surviving in my bathroom
I have a walliisii and I water that thing every few days 😂 I get it
The Alocaia seems to like a deep pot and no direct sunlight, watering when the top soil dries
Philodendron Micans only looks good on a moss pole. Let it climb up!
I have two of these plants I agree never will I buy them again.
Please don't tell my Calatheas they are supposed to be fussy! They thrive on tap water once a week an standing next to the aquarium.
love this video! keep it up!
Alocasias are my enemy 😭 I've this one calathea that is always somehow unhappy. I love hoya! Luckily 2 of them are doing well for me.
Maybe it’s time to let go of that Calathea ? 👀
@@TheMillennialPlantDad maybe 😭
My calathea has three "good" leaves and two crispier leaves left, but I refuse to give up 😭
Yes…my philodendron Micans is in fact a hot mess 🥴 it’s very long & has begun to become leggy.
i just play this stuff on loop cause im loyal
Yaaassss
After hearing you say flat surface at least like 5,000 times in the first 2 minutes I got to go
The springtail is cause of my losing.Check the soil,periodically use insecticid.
What can i pot with a snakeplant outside? I live Texas
Any succulents
My micans went into the trash. It looked like doodoo 😂
Preach
Love the video. Hilarious 😂.
I agree with everything but Philodendron micans. It get leggy as any vine but it grows so fast you can hard prune it once a year and have a bushy plant. Small Monstera are more frustrating in this regard. I have not a lot of experience with Hoya tho.
BTW, i'm curious if you grow any cactus with you climate and if they bloom in reverse in your situation. As far as I know, even the more tropical cacti like a warmer rain season and a colder dry season.
I plan to do a cacti and succulent tour in the channel soon . I have a collection of those and they absolutely flourish during the hot dry season. A lot of them flower too, but some absolutely do not like the hot weather and I stay away from those.
Remember I grew my Micans in the tropics outdoors, they grow so unruly here and you will need to hard prune them very often to look decent and it can be exhausting
Lol I almost fell off my chair when you started talking about alocasias ! They are the bane of my plant collection. Great video ❤️
@hwilson8572 mine too . Thanks for watching 💚
Me laughing at my african man mad at plants 😅 strange but funny. West Africa is hot! Am glad the big lakes of Uganda keep us rainy and chilly. We ain’t that hot here. But these are many plants- what a hobby! 😅😅🎉