Best Spent £80m In Football History: Harry Maguire!
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Respected by opponents.
Feared by teammates.
A true legend...
The most entertaining defender ever, what a joy to watch!
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He's still not sure which team it was that paid £80m for him.
So he plays for all of them.
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hahahahahahhaha
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Noooooo helppppp🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Being English is literally his best form of defense. Nothing can beat it. Still somehow play in MU. Truly a legend of legends in Scam Artists history.
Playing the ball straight out of play to give his teammates a breather. What a captain.
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Harry Maguire has the turning circle and pace of an oil tanker. And the tactical awareness of a Seagull, the subtle touch of a rhino, the tackling ability of a new born giraffe, the passing ability of a penguin and the heading ability of a trout.
Apart from that he is great.
The fact that you can make a 10 minute 'lowlight' reel says everything you need to know.
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you're so mean
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this just made my day
If he is that good. Then martinez is God 😅
No. Utd have this problem for a decade. It's de gea he's overrated
This man is revolutionary to football. He invented no-look defense and then reinvents it as no-defense look
u haven't seen his final form yet "LOOK NO DEFENCE"
@@Andrew_Essam 😂😂
'No look defence'.....😂😂😂
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How about the tune at the start of the video 😂😂😂😂
The man who inspired thousands of kids around the world, now they know that anyone can become the captain of Man United, literally anyone ...
My 7 year old son in Peru doesn’t watch football but he’s heard of Harry Maguire.
Absolute legend!
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He even gets a mention in country’s parliaments, GOAT 🐐
maybe the first footballer Aliens would know of.
Lord Maguire mastered the art of giving the ball away to rivals, even when it seems to be an impossible pass between many of his (unmarked) teammates ... what a legend!
Its making tears 😅😅😅roll down My face his passing 😅 either straight to an opponent or ..straight out of play 😅😅 and his fouls are ludicrously hilarious
As always..our biggest inspiration is him..if Lord Maguire can become a professional footballer, then so can we😂💪🏽
Point 🙄👌👌🧐😂😂😂
Bro, Man UTD will sell him next summer :(( :(((((
@@letrantrung1 well who the hell buys him 😂🤣
@@_sigmaverse_ you never know if there is any club needs to be famous on TikTok!!!
Maguire will be much better than average influencer!!!
@@letrantrung1 ayo wtf 💀💀😂
Trashy TRASGUIRE
80 m for this dog shit 🤣🤣 United in the mud
Everyone will silently agree that he has entertained us in a way like no other footballers could do
I support Manchester United and I laughed all throughout the video he's sooo bad that I feel bad now 😢
Unfortunately, it's only funny if you are not a Utd fan.
Lukaku’s brother🤣🤣😂😂
@@PHILIP019 lakkaka
*In Peter Drury words:*
Harry Maguire, a commanding sentinel in a sea of swirling tumult, stands tall, an indomitable citadel in the arena of football. With every move, he embodies the thunderous roar of a stately lion, his prowess echoing the unyielding strength of a mountain. He is not simply a defender but a modern-day Spartan wielding an invisible shield, a human incarnation of Fort Knox, his very presence an intimidating bulwark that quells the fiery ambition of opposing strikers.
His head, like an unerring compass, always aligned with the ball, magnificently arrests the potent aerial missiles. He transmutes himself into a soaring falcon, eyes threaded with unwavering focus, making the sky his personal fortress, each head ball a captured prey. His controls are not mere touches of a ball, but an intimate secret dance between a master and his chosen ally, the court beneath him transforming into a stage for a ballet of power and precise anticipation.
With a kinetic intelligence that mirrors the probing wisdom of an ancient seer, Maguire weaves the unseen patterns on the battlefield of the pitch. His passes are not merely transmissions of force but shooting stars of lethal accuracy, threading through the ominous night of the opposition, bridging gaps as eloquently as bridges spanning the vastness of raging rivers.
Maguire's captaincy is not far removed from the gallantry of an experienced storm-tamer. He guides his team with an assured calmness and orchestration that spirals from the astute mind of a chess grandmaster, his instructions not commands but prophetic whispers, turning the chaos of the pitch into a symphony of coordinated art.
Yet, he is not an isolated island of brilliance. Behind his daunting silhouette lies a man of genuine humility. His magnificence is softly embroidered with the silk threads of composure and graciousness, a testament to the truth that his greatness transcends beyond the tapestry of football. Harry Maguire, in his essence, is more than a football player. He is an exquisite tapestry of force and finesse, a poetic paradox woven from strength, strategy, and a deep-seated spark of humble humanity.
80 mil, Captain of the Club, and still part of the national team as well, no words
He is very dangerous for his teammates 😂😂
If Maguire is on starting eleven, then Manchester United with 10 players will face opponent with 12 players 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wtf 😂😂😂😂😂
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I swear
... And that 12th player will make all the difference🤣🤣🤣
if you bought a car and it didn't run that well you would be entitled to a refund as it wouldn't be fit for purpose....i am sure if united appointed a good lawyer they could demand a hefty refund from leicester...about 79 million
What everyone doesnt seem to understand is that Harry Maguire is part of an intrinsic high level training regimen for the rest of the squad. With him around everyone has to work so much harder thus becoming better players and improving the team. Genius Harry, GENIUS!!!!!!!
I knew his tackling and positioning wasn’t great but hadn’t realised how bad his passing can be 😮
Imagine him with family gathered all together and one of em be like" come harry lets see a video with ur skills on utube" and accidentally play this one😂😂
I'm no manager but why not just play Maguire as striker? It's clear that he guarantees goals! Legend!
Can you imagen ManU selling him and Maguire actually getting the winning goal against De Gea?! xD
Funny thing is ETH actually played him as a strikerr once😂😂
Well he is, he just happen to like scoring the goal on de gea
If Harry Maguire was a CF last season instead of the Infertile striker Weghorst, I bet Harry would've score at least a dozen goals.
Though it's not out of the ability of Maguire, it is difficult to score own goal as a striker!
Bravo! To this video masterpiece. When people doubt why Maguire is called bad, there are clips of him bad defending, and people are like “that’s it?” This video is the true picture of how bad Maguire is. Miss passes, bad defenses, misjudgement, utter stupidity. This has it all, plus the music with this is awesome! Thank you so much for making my day.
I just posted a similar comment! When you see the odd clip separately, he seems bad, but not *that* bad, but 10 minutes of bloopers!? I can't think of another current defender in the PL you could do this to!! 😂
Don't forget fouling his own team mates. Blocking, pushing, pulling...
As a Liverpool fan, this was a joy to watch. Just pure entertainment 😂😂😂😂
As an arsenal fan I share this sentiment 👏🏽 And the comments are hilarious too 😂
Even Phil Jones didn't have 10 minutes compilation 😂
theres always one lord above all
He's also a Premier League winner.
Phil actually is a decent defender. He was more in the frames for his funny face not for his poor performance. I can say one thing about jones is that unlike magure, he gives his all on the pitch for that red jersey
@@srirajjayaprakash
Funny face😂
The more footage he's a part of
The more shocking it becomes
Maguire is a masterclass of stand-up comedy 😂
his tackles are gold but I'm personally a big fan of his passing skills. he always finds space for his opponents no matter how close are his teammates
Believe it or not, these are some of his better performances 😂
It’s actually a defensive skills compilation😂😂
I wonder does the man utd players, coaches and ETH watch these Maguire videos? The way he plays...he really brings joy to people watching football.
😂😂 had so much laugh in a while. Truly the best spent 80M for entertainment and for keeping it light
His performance is fully entertaining, genius ❤
Sir Maguire is a full-time comedian , and parttime footballer
Don't hate the man He's the reason why I still watch football
He makes the game much more amusing
Yepp, him and mctominay for me 😂
as an Arsenal fan, who had to suffer through Mustafi, D. Luiz, Mertesacker etc...... I’m gonna miss this guy in Utd shirt...... so many magical moments :D:D
The way the Lord pulls down poor Luke is absolutely gold. Period.
Everyone is trying to destroy MaGuire career. Like they did cr7
@@welcometolife4237 this and that are on totally different levels lol Ronaldo was still destroying his opponents before going to that Arabic club🤦♂️
It wasn't him, it was the opponent.
@@bam797 in 19 matches ronaldo has 14 goals not too much of a bad start.
He scorpion kicked Pogba back to Juve
And backwards head butted Ronaldo to Saudi.
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I really envy Man united fans for their patience on him
I think Man U would have to pay other club millions to get rid of him
We'll never see a player like Maguire again 😢 and with that price. Alive legend.
When I watch a professional player like Harry plays like that, I feel optimistic in my life😂😂😂😂😂😂
First touch is bad, second touch is a red card
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Lmao.😂
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I'm downvoting this comment to keep it at 69.
for opposition fans, he's worth every penny
Sept.3, 2023: Maguire's total career stats for Club & Country 2014 -present
Matches 566 Yellow Cards 52
Goals 33 Red Cards 3
Assists 25 Own Goals 10
There’s no such thing as own goal. A goal must never be discriminated against. A goal is a goal- Harry Maguire
God please protect this legend with at all cost.. He is most breathtaking footballer since Zidane 😊
The REAL kicker is that Rojo told Solskjaer that he wanted play- time because Maguire did to many mistakes, but was told they HAD to use him because they had used so much money on him.
Whenever I feel down, reflecting the life I've been living I'm relieved that they are those who are doing far worse than me .... Thanks Harry Maguire for reminding me that
Hate to rain on your parade but unless you're a millionaire he's still doing a lot better in life than you
@@masterdon187 Money buys a lot of things.... definitely not happiness.... I'm thankful for having a stress free life albeit not much money at my disposal
@@unknowpeople1614 that is true money doesn't give life fulfillment but my point was he doesn't fall in the category of 'someone doing far worse than me'. Man's making more in a week sitting on a bench than 95% of the population do in a year
@@masterdon187 there's truth in what you said mate.... Hope Maguire doesn't take it (the troll)too seriously
First name on the FIFA Ballon D'or List
I'm a Brighton fan and am sad he did not play against us in the FA cup and last legue match.
How he become football is out of my imagination but the higher issue is that how on earth Man united spent 80 million on him .
Una verdadera leyenda del futbol inglés. Lo último que supe es que le estaban haciendo una estatua de 12 metros de altura que la iban a poner afuera del Salón de la Fama del Fútbol en Pachuca, Mexico, muy bien Harry.
I'm so proud of England to have such a machine defender like Harry Maguire.
Dier is second in command!
How Harry still gets the vote from Southgate and ETH is totally beyond me. He’s slow , he’s thick and he’s a liabilitynout there to the safety of his own teammates. He sticks the ball in the wrong goal, takes out his own team mates and he’s a pain in the arse when in Majorca.
Why he is still playing for Manchester United Football Club I will never understand.
I guess ETH is doing some damage limitation, playing him whenever it's safe just to pump up his selling price. Southgate is complete mystery when there are better english CBs at his disposal...
You need to look up the yound international team of England (15 years ago), people are: Rashford, Fill Foden, Sancho, Marguie ….
They are selected ones that will become the future of England football, I believe.
Some are real players: D.Rice, Rashford, Foden …
Some are xxx. You known.
Who in their right mind would even buy him at this point though? The man is literally lagging every step he takes.
I can think of 80 million reasons, none of them good... ;)
Because Southgate is a very mediocre coach.
Most expensive waterboy in history
Whenever you're feeling down with the weight of the world upon your shoulders, just watch a Harry Maguire clip to brighten up your day. It works for me. Thank you Lord Emperor Maguire 😂
What a player love the way he’s so confident on the ball 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He play good for his team, but only on Football Video Game. Unfortunately most game players won't use him in their list due to traumatic in reality.
😢so bad
He's constantly attempting through balls except there's nobody there or going on a run (maybe there's something there in his imagination)
I've already seen like 30 of these Harry Maguire videos and yet they're still funny everytime I watch one
Leicester city sold him as a defender for £80 million. They could be sued under the trade description act.
World best defender，help the oppondent to score..... one n only.....
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If he is in the first squad, it means that Man Utd will face opponent with 10 vs 12 players.
Such a time bomb player, wonder how he survives till this season.
This Harry really brings his own magic on the field.
"80m pounds down the drain, harry maguire scores again" (against us ofc).
I get on my nerves when i see him play.
Now I want to see his best highlights. Is there any…? He should be a really good CB worth 80m pounds🤔
I normally don't comment...but my God i haven't laughed this hard... The background beats is in sync with Maguire's absurdity 😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much for this video, I can’t get enough of it, even the music is perfectly befitting. This is a sure cure for the blues, unless you’re a ManU fan!!!😂😂😂
Haven't laughed so hard for ages.
And still he plays for Man united. There is not a chance to drop him. No no... He is the king. Long live the king
What makes it funnier is that he always shows that he didnt do anything wrong. Pure class!! Wkwk
Maguire is far ahead of everyone here - he is planning for his career after football - to be a stand up comedian - No-one has prepared harder with great success for his retirement.I knew there was method in his madness!
These compilation videos are just getting longer and longer 😂
He's so helpless you almost feel sorry for him..
It cracks me up every time I think how they spent 80 million on him!!! Classic!
Dude I’m a Liverpool fan and it’s painfully to watch maguire. Imagine what United fans go through.
I cant imagined the amount of mocking he receive in his circles. I think he retired to being friendship to anyone 😂
Good job Solsa and Woodward. He is still MU’s captain. Thank to you.
Ole is a puppet, he had no say in this and he basically forced to play Maguire regardless 😂
Yes! good Job to both of them. Straight in as Capt. That shows their incompetence
He created the new playing role...the false five
Feel so relaxed to watch him, he’s so entertaining. So, what to ask more from him?
Maguire is like in those dreams where you get light as air (and maybe play football) and you can't ever stop your momentum and you feel helpless to react to anything at all.
Except Maguire is real and it's not a dream/nightmare
Excelente descripción! 😅😅😂
I think this is actually nightnare xd
I can't stop watching 😂
Man, he's got an unique vision of this game ..
His excellent passes to opponents is a rare phenomenon
De Gea was so mad😂😂😂 Poor man
Who wouldn't? Hahahaha.
Harry Maguire is the Mr. Bean of football!
*In Peter Drury words:*
Harry Maguire, a commanding sentinel in a sea of swirling tumult, stands tall, an indomitable citadel in the arena of football. With every move, he embodies the thunderous roar of a stately lion, his prowess echoing the unyielding strength of a mountain. He is not simply a defender but a modern-day Spartan wielding an invisible shield, a human incarnation of Fort Knox, his very presence an intimidating bulwark that quells the fiery ambition of opposing strikers.
His head, like an unerring compass, always aligned with the ball, magnificently arrests the potent aerial missiles. He transmutes himself into a soaring falcon, eyes threaded with unwavering focus, making the sky his personal fortress, each head ball a captured prey. His controls are not mere touches of a ball, but an intimate secret dance between a master and his chosen ally, the court beneath him transforming into a stage for a ballet of power and precise anticipation.
With a kinetic intelligence that mirrors the probing wisdom of an ancient seer, Maguire weaves the unseen patterns on the battlefield of the pitch. His passes are not merely transmissions of force but shooting stars of lethal accuracy, threading through the ominous night of the opposition, bridging gaps as eloquently as bridges spanning the vastness of raging rivers.
Maguire's captaincy is not far removed from the gallantry of an experienced storm-tamer. He guides his team with an assured calmness and orchestration that spirals from the astute mind of a chess grandmaster, his instructions not commands but prophetic whispers, turning the chaos of the pitch into a symphony of coordinated art.
Yet, he is not an isolated island of brilliance. Behind his daunting silhouette lies a man of genuine humility. His magnificence is softly embroidered with the silk threads of composure and graciousness, a testament to the truth that his greatness transcends beyond the tapestry of football. Harry Maguire, in his essence, is more than a football player. He is an exquisite tapestry of force and finesse, a poetic paradox woven from strength, strategy, and a deep-seated spark of humble humanity.
Harry Maguire is the greatest entertainer in football
7:16 the best maguire winning a ball😂
Haha. Loved the music that accompanied all of his howlers!! 🤣
Not many active players now will be remember in 20 years Messi, Cristiano, Maguire...
The last 2 seasons were dark times 💀💀
Such a phenomenal player
You sir have chosen an absolutely perfect soundtrack for this video. Excellent job!
😭not me laughing after hearing the video sound effects😭🤣because i know I'm not ready to watch how entertaining Maguire is😹🤣🤣🤣
The only player who plays for both side's 😂
what was the last time he plays for mu
He has rich parents, or what?
I cant stop laughing😂. Thank you for that. Music also great. What a slapstick king.
There were 97 defensive mistakes made in there by Maguire just in a Utd shirt alone. In all competitions at time this video went out he had less than 170 appearances for Utd in all competitions. That means a defensive error more often than every other game.
This clown never fails to entertain us whenever he plays
Vini and rodrigo 85 mil
English players always overrated
@@danidsm4776 Not their not is just man u Pays more for players and clubs know
Imagine that we sold Smalling for this man, the glazers shithousery and scouts with questionable agendas. Maguire will always be remembered as an icon...And for many years to come his highlights will bring joy to the younger generations...Legends never die!
He's definitely entertaining, there's no question about it.
7:34 - kicking an upper deck moonshot right at the camera is just gold. Sums all this up really well.
Brilliant video ! Well done !
This is the funniest football vid I've seen in ages 😂. I've seen quite a few of these clips separately, but having them all compiled together really brings home how bad Slabhead is, lol. His passes to nowhere are outrageous at PL level 😂. Strangely, he's not that bad for England, but international football is lower level than top league football.