REAL VS. FAKE ANIME SUBTITLES (feat. My Little Sister)
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Кино
"i cant get up, im gay!"
what a mood
@sunnysideup me tho
i want my dog to call me onii chan
Move I'm gay!
MY WHOLE LIIIFE
Mods gay
"I cant think of a single gay poet" ---- clearly not an english major
I'm dead🤣🤣🤣
English is a fucking major?
Well ik what I’m not doing in uni
I only know one lesbian poet. Turns out black people were a lot less gay in the Harlem Renaissance.
Walt Whitman was one gay poet.
We can't forget the most famous of them all. Our dear William Shakespeare, who likely wrote his sonnets for a nobleman.
I saw Mineta and instantly was like, “that’s real”
I watch dub and even I knew it was real
Trick question. That was a line from the dub which was pure batshit insanity. The sub was played completely straight, and bombed horribly which is why the localizers got free reign when they did the voice over.
kyriss12 why do I think I know And even in the sub he would saw it
Same
mochiloki lol same
*Watches people suffer eating durian*
_Laughs in Southeast Asian_
Holee Sheet same dude
Im filipino
Im also southeast asian but i can't relate to you i can't stand durian djoskwmxks
Ikr Durian is best fruit
@@waitaminuteweytaminit3975 what, me too. Bisaiyan or tagalog?
"The gay ice dancing one"
I like that one.
Silly Potato Spirit and so do I
Yuri on ice is my life
So your life is gay? 🤔
My life is Gay
Silly Potato Spirit hah- I Love It
“The gay ice dancing one”
The only words normal people hear when my friends and I talk about anime
There are still normal people in this world?????
LittleGalaxy Actually...nobody is normal...huh.
Chihoko Is Great 😂
Yuuri in ice?
@@MicrophoneCosplay if nobody is normal then the abnormal is normal
"just edit that out" Joey: *nervous laughing*
Joy?
@@yuki_sekai Hackz Lenny be like, "u might have outsmarted me but I outsmarted ur outsmarting".
8:30
*If it's from ghost stories, no matter how insane it sounds, it's real.*
Yeah ghost stories is weird
The sub is normal though isn't it?
@@AgentZ46 and boring yes
@@tomfordgunningham465 My point is Joey is acting as though it's a translation.
@@tomfordgunningham465 They actually SUBBED THE DUB!! That's how popular it got!
Joey: No one is gonna ever say this! Even in an Anime!
AoT Wall priest: ....
😂😂😂😂
Im ded bro XD wow
This is gold
or jews
puH-RAISE THE WALLS
Joey sounds so sarcastic during to sponsorship 😂😂😂
He definitely is being sarcastic lol I dont blame him no offence to anyone who likes to play the game or sponsor it but it kinda looks shit to me
He should introduce the sponsor like in anime intro's.
R
Weren't you a comment on a recent dan and phil video?
Uzumaki Sasuke
*SUPER ENGAGING BATTLES*
Joey just doesn't want to sound like a sellout
''My sister is not a lesbian.'' sounds like one of those new anime.
"I can't get up I'm gay!"
Joeys sister: M8, that seems so real
“Shoot your goo, my dude”.
Marco Song Welcome to the World of Anime
@@helal1033 : What anime is that from?
11 months late but sauce pls
@@themostracistofthemall Seriously, did you even watch the goddamn video. It's a fake subtitle dumbass
@@jstrahan2 Apparentely the subtitle shown on the video is from a series called "Limit Break!" But, i have also found a series of the same "Genre" on which the quote is actually used, "
Joshiochi!: 2-kai kara Onnanoko ga... Futtekita!?"
*"The game just celebrated its 1 year anniversary last year"*
-Joey 2018
potato nugget 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
potato nugget *slow clapping*
potato nugget exactly what i was thinking 😂
XD
potato nugget I think he means it was celebrated like a month ago since this was at January but I thought like “wtf?” too.
"I don't remember giving birth to you"
Sounds literally like my mother
HAHAHHAAAHAAAHAHA, sorry.. I don't know if I should laugh or feel sad now..
"If you like durian, what's wrong with you?"
Meanwhile 3 years later via trash taste special, Joey eats and enjoys a piece of fresh durian.
I came to this video for the very reason but tbh this is one of my fav videos that's how I still remember
surprised you never used the "people die when they are killed" quote from fate lol
"is this a pigeon"?
"I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish."
bad subtitles are bad
@Big Doggo Boi Code Geass
"All your base are belong to us"
*HOW DO YOU LIKE MY DRAGON, YUGI?*
Shady Kuriboh getting back into yugioh after a year off... I'm a 3rd rate duelist with a 4th rate deck.
*BLAST HIM WITH YOUR BLUE EYES*
And beautiful smile
“The gay ice dancing one”
Me: Hmm.. Naruto?
Hmm.. Sword Art Online?
Nononono it's Jojo bizarre Adventures
Reapers breath last death Oh of course🤦♀️
thekpopthrashcan hmmmmm........Gray?
Blood Plus
The loud and aggressive *"KUSAH!!!"* He just yells whenever he is near a durian cookie just makes it better
kuso*
*kusai/kusee
"Who calls their penis a dragon?"
Kaiba, obviously. His Blue Balls White Dragon is just waiting in his deck, ready to be played one day.
"Straight up vaginas" - Imouto, 2018
Not that it's important, but Grandma's gun is automatic; not semiautomatic.
What is important however, is that wasn't a dog in a space suit. It was a bear. The scene was from Knights of Sidonia. It's a great show and I was very disappointed that they only made two seasons.
yeah, that definitely looked more like a bear to me
thank you for saying this
@@lucasvaughn629 She is the ships cook and councillor, hoping they do a season three also... But not holding my breath!
It is fully automatic
"it's from a hentai, clearly."
"how am i meant to know that... oh, they're naked."
lol.
What anime is that from?
Gimme sauce
"I actually read that one last night"
I love it when people switch language ehen they get scared or excited or whenever thetes a strong expression. It always cracks me up
My oppa does that all the time
Btw I only call him that cuz he makes me and I kinda got used to it waa
*cough cough*
PewDiePie
@@Mochi-cr5dw No one cares
Hello AxE Headshot can you stop being a keyboard warrior if you do not like what the contents of the comment that I had made then there is no need for you to take your time to reply I may also point out that I do not care what your personal feelings are about my comment so if you do not mind shut it and keep your thoughts to yourself, thank you and bye
@@Mochi-cr5dw😂😂😂 Wtf lmao stfu you're like 12
3:25 A semi-automatic? A SEMI-AUTOMATIC?!? Girl! That's obviously a full automatic!
X Trem y. You forgot the y in fully automatic.
M249 Sqaud Automatic Weapon
Machine gun is Automatic. The semi automatic gun is AK47 and AR
Shafwan Dito A lot of guns now can be switch from automatic to semi-automatic. Btw An Ak47 is an automatic rifle and so are most if not all rifles. Most semis are handguns/pistols.
Who cares? She obviously isnt a gamer or shit like that. So she was close enough for me.
3:26 "semi automatic" ah yes my favourite semi auto rifle the M249
DGM64 Nerd
DGM64 Nerd
@@Onceortwice45 i dont think someone is a nerd for knowing the name of one of the most popular video game weapon or what semi automatic or automatic weapons are you dont need to be einstein to know that
Melle XD chill out bro, it’s a joke
@@Onceortwice45 wait the thing can speak
Joey and his sis: gags on durian cookies
Me: _Laughs in Malaysian_
"Who calls their penis a dragon?"
LOL abridge Kaiba would
HaloSalo then you have Zork, who has an actual dragon sprouting from his crotch
Rance would also
Is someone really mentioning Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged after all these years....? =0
Hail to the original Abridge King!
The Fate Stay NIght Visual novel....
I like how you nearly have a sarcastic tone while you're saying that the sponsor's game is "fun and engaging", it sounds like you're saying "yeeeaahhhh, sooo much fuuuuuunnnnnnn"
That ad smelled like pay to win, I can get Joey's not feeling well advertising *that* for his channel.
I feel bad for him.
Fons the Magnificient Everyone needs a way to get SOME money after a certain... "yellow accident"...
it's not a pay to win game
GENERAL_ Rob I imagine so, but you know how mobile games work
I like Persona 5 yeah
6:39 “it’s a dog in a space suit”
Joey has clearly never seen knights of sidonia 😂
What is sauce
what if he forgot the English word for bear?
everytime he's going to reavel the answer
his face: 🥴
Sister's face: 😑🗿
3:29
“Semi-automatic”
Imouto... it’s a machine-gun...
it goes “ratatatatatatatatatatat”
That’s gun for full-automatic :D
Hero565 and the sub Goku goes atatatatatatatatat
No it goes "SKRRRAAA"
Spot Q8 no it goes PA PA PA
IT'S NOT JUST ANY MACHINEGUN! IT'S A FREEDOM-LOVING, LEAD-DISPENSING, JIHADIST-SPANKING M249, BOY! OORAH!
Harlowe Iasingston boom boom?
"I cant get up. Im gay"
I am SO gonna use that XD
Obsidian Scythe sames tho XD
When you call a mounted M249 “Semi Automatic”
*Texan in physical pain*
Same lol Dallas over here
@@littlea420
Same lol Houston over here
because everyone knows SAW stands for semi automatic weapon
@@leonguyen896 Squad Automatic Weapon
11:18 I love the fact that it was subbed with a quote from The Room
Sappho was a female gay poet from the island of Lesbos, which is where the term lesbian comes from.
Formor Immington *GUYS IT'S TRUE I LOOKED IT UP WTF* 😂
And her friend?
Albert Einstein.
GreetingsfromMars What is so strange about that? She is one of the most famous ancient poet
Ofc it's true. None of you know greek history or mythology?>>
Gay Nun The I don't think that they study it at school in America
*um...the gay ice dancing one*
samantha amaya dont get your panties in a twist its acually true what she said :3
I was like "same"
Daniela Navarro yeh xD
samantha amaya lol "Yuri! On ice"
Definitely need more videos with your sister. She is hilarious.
Joey 2018: Throws up from durian cookie
Joey 2021: Like the actual fruit
What a character development
[ 10:14 - 10:21 ]
*imouto:* "say that name slowly."
*joey:* "sea-man."
*imouto:* "say it faster."
*joey:* "semen."
**both laugh with eye smiles and going forward to the camera**
**BOOM EFFECT**
*joey:* "We Are Children."
they're friendship of siblings are so goals i wish i could relate.
Good luck, already been there.
Sameee. Me and my lil bro would only want to rip each other's head off
same lol
666 likes LMAO
@@lanamikaella6943 Same except for Smash but even that pisses me off after a while.
"What made that Grandma have to get a semi-automatic"
But mounted machine guns are fully auto...
you can buy semi auto LMGs
That’s wat I was saying
2004 Honda Civic most lmgs/hmgs/saws are full auto, they have a semi option, but it’s impractical to use as the entire point of a lmg is for suppressing fire
2004 Honda Civic what I’m tryna say is it’s logical to assume it’s full auto
Sbeve demolition ranch owns a couple of lmgs and in every video he uses one its semi auto
Thumbnail Sauce: 81652
Thank you very much
ありがとうございました
Actual fucking legend
So God does exist...
thanks mate
If more people could be like you, the world would be a better place
2:46 My Hero Academia
3:18 Sabagebu
3:51 Konoha Kitan
4:27 Strawberry Panic
5:10 ?
5:41 Yu☆Gi☆Oh!
6:20 Sidonia no Kishi
6:53 Yuyushiki
7:44 ?
8:29 Ghost Stories
9:02 Sakura Trick
9:29 Daily Lives of High School Boys
9:58 Mr. Ando of the Woods
10:51 Death Note
11:19 Mahou Shoujo Madoka★Magica
11:46 Toradora!
12:21 ?
12:41 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
13:04 Glasslip
13:39 Limit Break
@Sjittaste yep my bad
Arigato Kamisama.
Btw the one at 7:44 is Yuyushiki 🤙🏻
"The gay ice dancing one"
#borntoshipvicturi
"oh that makes me sad"
"it recently celebrated its 1st year anniversary last year"
~The Anime Man
srsly it sounded weird ok
The first one right off the bat was from Sero and Minetas final exam, I love this guy.
The power of the Imouto
The Unknown Otaku Aye! I'm a younger sister!
She is beautiful
The Unknown Otaku Jail is around the corner oni-chan
Shadow magic I ment it as a compliment
As the imouto of 6 older siblings, and the oneechan of 6 other younger siblings, I can confirm this.
When I saw boku no hero academia,I knew instantly the subtitle was real
Edit:Woah thx for 400+likes! Does anyone also watch The seven deadly sins,just wondering...?
KevinChris21566 same
Same
As soon as I saw that purple perv I knew those subtitles were real
JustKevin same haha
@@psychobane7926 WHO DECIDED THAT?
6:40 that's Knights of Sidonia, that's a cybernetic female bear who's the male students dorm mother. *8:32 knowing Ghost Stories that's gotta be real
I love the ghost story dub with every atom in my being
My favorite part is how the farther along you get the less fucks the voice actors give.
You're sister is so Aussie, it's great
Jack Rippon *your
thy Mom gay Thank you for making my day.
I’m Australian 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
Makes me wish we could get the super not Japanese sister version of trash taste - the most aggressively Welsh, Aussie and Thai sisters of Connah, Joey and Grant.
15:17 *_K U S O !_* *
* translator's note: kuso means shit
Nekko Blue all according to keikaku
Interpreter's note: He said Kusa which is short for Kusai aka smelly afffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
He actually said “kussa” which means it stinks in Japanese
...Oh.
Damn you Japanese and your nearly identical wording for entirely different sayings! **shakes fist in anguish**
It's actually "kussa", a slang for "kusai", meaning "this fucking stinks"
"What made a grandma have to get a semi-automatic" *American agony noises*
"Semi-Automatic" when she's behind a Ma-Duece
What drugs convinced you a normal saw (squad automatic weapon) shooting an intermediate cartridge is a ma deuce? That things like half the size and a minor fraction as powerful as a 50bmg.
That's more like an m249.
@@bloodlove93 nerd sorry i had to say it
@@ox.g59 ha...ha....ha... That's my laugh version of the slow clap.
You sounded so FUCKING DEPRESSED during the sponsor XD
Re: Holy shit so many likes
Crazy Raven he needs help
Crazy Raven well it helps him i guess so its fine
But fak that game xd
They r all the same and plain af
The Sao game was kinda fun i guess cuz u could move your shit characters but in the end these type of games r like not even brain required.... better play chess or card games
it sounded like he said "their shit mobile game" instead of "their hit"
It is a decent game actually, I used to play it, but I do not have time for another mobage besides Fate/Grand Order.
The fake line in the Madoka scene was straight up taken from The Room script. My day was made 😄
Leah Hans I thought I was the only one who noticed 😂
Which line?
Jelly Baby
I think it's 11:18
Leah Hans I watched the series and I love it so much that I remember everything
One time my parents bought a Durian, they opened it and the entire house reeked like Durian.
12:45 all jojo fans have all simultaneously face palmed at this very moment.
"It's a dog in a spacesuit."
Me: ITS A BEAR!!!
Titans kiss walls 😂
Uzumaki Sasuke and Trump supporters
jk
XD
Uzumaki Sasuke fake.
Just a normal Useless Bitch fake? 😮
*kick
“I read this last night!”
I think you were doing a little more than reading brotha
haha your intereactions with each other are really funny
His fake ones are so funny lol
”I'm not gay enough to be a poet”!?
このシリーズ面白いwww
Even better, I'm fairly sure that was Strawberry Panic, one of the gayest anime ever.
that's why i was thinking that would be true!
5:32 has no one noticed that the picture on the bottom changed back to the birth one?
Yup-
Yeeeeeppp
I saw it
ja
Yeees!!
Rest of the world : suffer from eating durian
Southeast Asians : have entire forests of them
the king of fruits shall prevail!
Durian arms!
MR DANGEROUS!
I like how she calls a .50 cal machine gun a "semi-automatic"
Omg everyone confessing their love for Durian like he's senpai 😂
In before, Durian-chan. "How dare you say I smell bad? Baka!"
😂 omg why
"I. Am. DELICIOUS!"
Uzumaki Sasuke durian senpai
*Durian-chan enter the building*
workers in building: OMG!! It's gas leak call the fireman!!!
"The Gay Ice Dancing One."
Yuri on Ice in a nutshell
people: sister
me: JAPANIZING BEAM
people: IMOUTO
Hit me w that beam!!
3:28 the moment everyone who knows the first thing about guns slapped their collective faces in perfect unison
Right now is durian season in my country, there are durian stalls everywhere and the smell of durian is anywhere.
And I love it
Temmie haha.+1
Rain help actually
Boi Ikr
Well Joey, I guess you could say this video didn't go according to keikaku
All I can say is, those ain't the subs I watched the show with.
Although to be fair the last 2 times I watched it in English.
Platinum_Strawhat why did they laugh at Keikaku? i dont understand that
Suzy94 It's the fact that they wrote the translators note "keikaku means plan" instead of just subbing it with "according to plan."
“The air is so dry, the poop turn into dust and fly away !”
Just Otaku Gamer without context it’s so good
That’s a machine gun, imouto-chan. It’s fully automatic.
"The Gay Ice Dancing One"
"Ah, I see you're a (wo)man of culture as well"
Just_Some_Random_Tryhard_Gamer …Wamen
*T H E G A Y I C E D A N C I N G O N E*
May 22 2018 edit: Thanks for the 860+ likes holy shit
it's not even ice skating, it's *I C E D A N C I N G*
I legit crying at that
It’s called GAYS ON KNIFE SHOES
I'm your 900th like
an average idiot IM CRYING
Whenever I saw the JoJo one I knew it was real since I’ve seen JoJo and I remember reading that line out loud and laughing my ass off.
*I cant get up, im gay!
Me: Same gurl, same.
*The gay ice dancing one*
Ah yessss... The classic anime 'the gay ice dancing one'
It's a classical masterpiece that will never be forgotten, praise 'the gay ice dancing one'
This is an awesome comment.
Bang pdnim we love
Y are u like this? My favorite anime is the one dead utaku guy who strips girls to defeat them (If you whant to know it's akiba's trip the animation)
Y are u like this? Crunchyroll would like a word with you
Yes, I too, love Citrus.
"The gay ice dancing one." Wow... Okay... xD
she’s not wrong LUL
Autumn Love the fujoshis have taken over
The fujoshi army standing strong. :D
yesterday i was talking to this dude about what anime i'd seen and when i listed yoi he said "ha, gayyy". i had already admitted to being a fujoshi, to which he jokingly replied "you sicken me."
I'm here 3 years later after finding out that Joey actually enjoys Durian (figure collection challenge)... who would've guessed
“now i will pleasure myself with this fish!” line is my favorite real sub even though it was not in the video lol
That moment when you can hear Joey's internal depression during the beginning ad.
That game is shit tho.
It's one of those gatcha-auto-attack. Then grind for an infinity to be stronger, or pay up to grow stronger quicker... Just so you can auto-attack and grind some more. It's a beautiful game, sure. But it's completely pointless.
Glad i'm not the only one noticing how dead he sounded when doing the ad, like the changes in tone just seemed more explanatory rather than excited.
I love durian... When fresh, it doesn't smell like anything. I love durian candies (eat that all the time), but I never had durian cookies.
they're quite good imo ^^"
Jennifer Dinh HENSHIN DURIEN ARMS
MISTER DANGEROUS
Jennifer Dinh durian Ice cream is pretty good too.
I first read that as "durian candles", and I was worried.
I wonder if I can find some in Thailand
I remember an animation that has “shoot your goo, my dude”
(Joshi ochi)
“SHOOT YOUR GOO MY DUDE!”
It’s from Joshi Ochi but the subtitles were actually a joke by the translator
People like durians for the same reason you like vegimite.
Insert Name Here vegemite tastes good though
durians are fucking worse then vegimite even though I love vegimite lol
That mineta one I knew was real
Rich Instinct obviously-
XD
Same
same
Same. You can just hear that from Mineta's mouth
Honestly I don't see why your reaction to the durian stuff is so strong. I've cracked a fresh one and it honestly wasn't so bad.
He did formal advertising I was like DATS A FAKE JOEY!!!!
Joey you never said you were related to Australian Katniss
Ryku Tyrrel The odds were ever in her favor.
That laugh at 15:57😂😂he sounds like a yandere
I'ma Lost Cause Cause Omg true 😂
I'ma Lost Cause Cause
Weeb
I’m just looping it now
Every time I hear it I imagine him laughing We Are Number One
I'ma Lost Cause Cause how does someone laugh like a yandere?
Joey with the fuking crazy faces as the video progresses.
u got me with that thumb
- Boku no hero
- sabagebu
- Konohana kitan
- strawberry panic?
- simoun
- yu gi oh (duh)
- sidonia no kishi
- yuyushiki
- soultaker?
- ghost stories
- sakura trick
- danshi kokousei no iro nichijou
- mori no andou
- death note
- ???? (im pretty sure i saw that tho -- 11:18)
- full metal panic?
- ??? ( 12:21 )
- ?? ( 12:43 )
- tonari no kaibutsu..? no.. (13:03)
- ??? 13:32
I hope you appreciate it, little bastards! it took a while...
Doing God's work
13:32 limit break
11:18 Madoka Magica
12:43 is that a JoJo reference?! XD
Also is not Fullmetal Panic. It's Toradora.
3:32
"Semi-automatic" :/
Ness - do you know the anime?
Ikr
-> @Chris Seijs :
Anime is "Sabagebu!"
A.K.A. "Survival Game Club!"
It's a light machine gun
I’m pretty sure it’s fully automatic
My family members (except me) will love this cookie
They can eat one full fruit in a day when the durian season comes
Dude the SECOND that ghost stories popped up 🤣🤣🤣 ahh 10/10 man