alice li There was another. It was just hard to tell because everyone always thought they were referring to Hank or John. But no, they meant Hank-John.
Quite possibly my favorite Vlogbrothers video ever. Congrats on your new dadhood, Hank. Also - Orin is easily one of the cutest things I've ever seen. Congrats on that too.
It took me a minute to realize that he started making dad jokes and wasn't just being himself. Congratulations to Katherine for pushing out such a cutie-pie.
"I can't wait for the day when my son says, dad I think I have your sense of humor, so I can respond by saying, YOU GIVE THAT BACK!" I'm surprised my dad never thought of that one.
I showed this video to my dad who is a huge proponent of dad jokes, and he reminded me that "we have to study. It's not as easy as that". So bravo, Hank. You are a hard working dad
HEY EVERYONE TWO QUESTIONS 1) do you have mass? 2)do you take up space? IF YOU SAID YES TO BOTH QUESTIONS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU MATTER you are the definition o matter Ok that's it happy holidays carry on
Hank, here are some dad jokes for ya: - Why is it so hard for melons to get married? Because they Cant-eloupe! -Ya know, I never knew I was colorblind, it just came out of the purple. -What do you hear when a sheep, a drum set, and a snake fall out of an airplane? Baa Dum Tsss Thank you and goodnight.
Also, did you go out to specifically get a fish balloon for the video, or is that something you've got just kicking around? I'm aware I may go my life not knowing the answer to this question, just know I will ponder it for the rest of my days. *Walks away mumbling "Dave... where did you come from? Does your fishy family miss you..." under her breath* xx
+projenna wierd. Hank was always my favorite of the two. Guess some personalities just don't mix, even if youtube videos are mostly just a one sided conversation.
It's past 2AM when I watched this, everyone is asleep in the house, and I lost it at the turds joke: I let out a really loud "HA!" And I had to pause the video to try to laugh silently.
Aditya Khanna Ohh! Yeah I suck at puns but my moms a dentist so I'll tell you mo' later Get it? Kinda like molar? Yeah I know doesn't work but whatever I'll see my self out
The joke videos were the very first videos I ever watched of you guys, and I saw them in a time in my life when I really needed them. Much like I needed this video today. Thank you Hank, congrats to both you and Katherine on the birth of your son, and DFTBA
nah, i'm definitely not going to want to have kids for at least another 40 years. some people just don't go together with kids, especially small kids... kudos to all those young parents doing a (hopefully) amazing job though.
I do this all the time with my kids, but the most common one for us is when they say, "Dad, I'm hungry." and I say, "Hi hungry, I'm dad!". That never gets old! 😁
First of all: YOUR SON IS ADORABLE. Second: I love your joke videos and this was one of the best...BECAUSE YOUR SON IS ABORABLE! Third: Welcome to parenthood. I'm the mother of 5 and it's the best thing I've ever done along with marrying my best friend/husband. 💕
I'm watching this on the 28th and after such devastating news yesterday, this really cheered me up. Always so great to be reminded of new life after so many have passed away this year. Not to mention just HOW HAPPY you look, Hank, your joy is infectious. Thanks so much for these terribly fantastic puns!
Jokes in seconds and Giraffe sex....Its good to be back Vlogbrothers! I've missed you so! Now let's see more objects on heads and giving the middle finger to terrible SUV's and then we've fully covered EVERYTHING!!!!! (Wednesday songs about Peeps, too!)
It's honestly so crazy to see someone I've grown up watching and have had my world view shaped by bring new life into this world and become a dad. Congrats, Hank & Katherine! Orin is definitely in good hands :)
the orin part? is that the child's unfortunate name? btw, all that crying is clearly fake, he edited it all in at the end. the sound profile of it makes no sense coming from the direction the baby was in. Sorry for boring you, my career is in movie editing and videography :P
This is my favourite vlogbrothers video of all time. Congratulations on fatherhood Hank!! My mum is the one in charge of telling dad jokes, and I think she'd love these! Her favourite joke to make is this, though it makes more sense in Malay. We say "oh, mak kau!" ("oh, your mum!" roughly in English) as an exclamation of shock, and without missing a beat, she'll say, "But your mum is me!" *face palm*
The majority of the time when I ask my husband to change our son he responds with, "but I like him just how he is!" This has been going on for almost two years now.
The pure JOY Hank feels making these dad jokes is so adorable and perfect, and he loves his son so much, like there is not a more "dadly" person out there than Hank and honestly, that little kid is so lucky and happy and this video just made my life a lot better I have a lot of feelings.
Congratulations Hank! I too became a father this year, and I very much appreciate the inspiration for some of the many dad jokes that I will make in my lifetime.
I'm rewatching Hank's joke videos and it's fun just to see how internet humor has changed over the years. Vlogbrothers is such a great perpetual time capsule of internet culture and it's both awesome and existential crisis-inducing to realize how drastically RUclips has changed in only 12 years.
"I cannot wait until my son will one day say 'to me 'Dad, I think I have your sense of humor'. So that I can say to him; 'you give that back!'" Best one.
I don't always tell dad jokes... but when I do he laughs.
Oh no, Dad Jokes!. Yes, yes he does.
ShawstinAu vlogbrothers liked tis.
Semantic ambiguity!
When you tell your son, "okay, I'm taking you to mom", that's the thing that makes you a dad more than any other! LOL
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I know right lol
The good news is while I had him in there mom got to go on a nice long walk by herself, which was I think the first time that's happened for months.
Love dragon ball z? buy g mo skee my filthy spirit bomb help him go platinum hurry! much love thank you.
How are you finding it being new parents?
This is so great. Welcome back, Hank! -John
Hank-John, the middle child.
Bantha Worship no, that's Dave
vlogbrothers Didn't john speak to hank via text (emails are the exception) and has to do a punishment ? PUNISHMENT
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There was another. It was just hard to tell because everyone always thought they were referring to Hank or John. But no, they meant Hank-John.
Their middle-brother that we never talk about? Yeah he was always a wildcard.
Hank holding up his infant and going “this is my baby,” has real “I made this,” energy.
ITS A HANKLING
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I've got a hankling for some barbecue...
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-So why did Adele cross the street?
-To say Hello from the other side.
Best dad joke ever!
BAM!
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Just in case I ever make one of these again...what jokes should I include?
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
vlogbrothers Shödingers cat crossed the road... And didn't
The Hand Eye Coordination one and the Turds one because you seemed to actually genuinely laugh at that one
-ALSO YOUR BABY IS SO CUTE-
When life gets you down, make a comforter.
When a mushroom was denied entrance to a dance club, the mushroom protested with, "But I'm a fun guy!"
I make dad jokes all the time despite not being a dad. Does this make me an imPOPster?
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Kid: DAD, where are we going?
Dad: CRAAAAZY!
My dad makes that joke literally every time we ask that question
Hank has all the essentials of fatherhood: the son, the bod, the jokes, and the scatting.
No points for the impersonation; it was Obaminable. Sorry, Hank, you only get one chance at a first impression.
Father figure
Quite possibly my favorite Vlogbrothers video ever. Congrats on your new dadhood, Hank. Also - Orin is easily one of the cutest things I've ever seen. Congrats on that too.
woah, didn't know you watched vlog brothers Hi kayla!
lilsimsie i agree, hank+dadjokes=life
Also i love your vids:)
lilsimsie Hi Kayla!!!!
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It took me a minute to realize that he started making dad jokes and wasn't just being himself.
Congratulations to Katherine for pushing out such a cutie-pie.
the way hank is acting here is so adorable.
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"I can't wait for the day when my son says, dad I think I have your sense of humor, so I can respond by saying, YOU GIVE THAT BACK!"
I'm surprised my dad never thought of that one.
I showed this video to my dad who is a huge proponent of dad jokes, and he reminded me that "we have to study. It's not as easy as that". So bravo, Hank. You are a hard working dad
Hank has a cute little potato
He is actually a pretty big potato.
I thought so too ^^'
Deebo Molina so adorable
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I'm a bit of a joke aficionado...
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Brynley Louise I just heard the Will Smith one earlier this evening :)
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Congratulations. May he grow up to be as good as his dad!
And as successful!
SciAm14 May he live long and prosper.
SciAm14 Tbh, I want him to grow up more to be like John.
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FRESH PRINTS XD
Christine! I love your videos!
polandbananasBOOKS Merry Christmas Christine :)
Hello Xtinemay
polandbananasBOOKS hello 😊
Hi
HEY EVERYONE TWO QUESTIONS
1) do you have mass?
2)do you take up space?
IF YOU SAID YES TO BOTH QUESTIONS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
YOU MATTER
you are the definition o matter
Ok that's it happy holidays carry on
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SINCE WHEN DOES MATTER HAVE TO TAKE UP SPACE
yeah I have mass but I dont have enough volume.
OKAY THIS IS BETTER
This is a man that has not slept in days XD
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Hank has had these prepared for a loooooong time. He was just waiting for the kid (who is AN ADORABLE LIL NUGGET).
IKR Y'ALL
Hank, here are some dad jokes for ya:
- Why is it so hard for melons to get married? Because they
Cant-eloupe!
-Ya know, I never knew I was colorblind, it just came out of the purple.
-What do you hear when a sheep, a drum set, and a snake fall out of an airplane? Baa Dum Tsss
Thank you and goodnight.
If melons can't-eloupe, then they _insist_ on getting married, rather than just running away together and "living in sin".
Nillie
its just a joke.
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YES! Now I have even more jokes to annoy people with!
aww that was so sweet. baby looks so cute.
For some reason Elephant jokes were my Mom's favorite.
example: Why do Elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
+Gamesman01 A solid 10% of what I learned in college was elephant jokes...
Did you go to U of Maine?
What? You don't believe me? Well, have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No?
See how well that camofloge works!
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!!!! ORIN IS SO CUTE!!!! I'M SORRY FOR ALL CAPS, BUT I'M JUST SO EXCITED!!!!
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My heart!!
Also, did you go out to specifically get a fish balloon for the video, or is that something you've got just kicking around? I'm aware I may go my life not knowing the answer to this question, just know I will ponder it for the rest of my days. *Walks away mumbling "Dave... where did you come from? Does your fishy family miss you..." under her breath* xx
+Hailey Wright (MakeupbyHailey) It's actually DAVE GREEN
I remember there was a fish balloon during the Project For Awesome livestream, I don't know if this is the same balloon.
Hailey Wright aw. I hope hank answers you lol
yes it's dave the fish an ornament from the project for awesome.
I forgive the terrible dad jokes because the baby is cute.
eustacia03 I still cracked at.. hand eyeeeeeee
eustacia03 ofcourse it's cute, it's a baby
eustacia03 you can't ever tell somebody that their baby isn't cute or atleast you're not supposed to
Hank is why I unsubbed. There's a reason why parents have favorites.
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wierd. Hank was always my favorite of the two. Guess some personalities just don't mix, even if youtube videos are mostly just a one sided conversation.
Pantry Hank kind of creeps me out haha
Matt Earles I'm so glad someone appreciated that I was just standing there in my little pantry for that shot.
OH MY GOSH ORIN GREEN YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL POTATO
So there he is - the luckiest kid on Earth. Congrats, Hank, and Merry Christmas and all that.
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Luana Castro :)
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So many dad jokes that my cheeks hurt from smiling and my sides hurt from groaning.
YES!
IT'S A REAL LIFE HUMAN BABY CHILD HANK
I KNOW IT'S SO WEIRD
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Does anyone feel embarrassed for laughing at the turds joke? Cuz I do.
It's past 2AM when I watched this, everyone is asleep in the house, and I lost it at the turds joke: I let out a really loud "HA!" And I had to pause the video to try to laugh silently.
I lost it really good @ the Whitney Houston 'hand eye' performance.
I don't consider those dad joke. I just consider them jokes.
And congratulations.
highdough
Exactly what I thought.
highdough Hi Dad.
highdough Then you must be the Dad.
Gotta have a pun jokes battle with Ryan Higa
Walkin'Cat no Evan edinger
When is the best time for a dentist appointment? Two thirty!
Get it? Tooth hurty? Two thirty? I'll see myself out... I'm not a dad...
That joke was a Nyt Mare.
Aditya Khanna Ohh! Yeah I suck at puns but my moms a dentist so I'll tell you mo' later
Get it? Kinda like molar? Yeah I know doesn't work but whatever I'll see my self out
I've been to the dentist a thousand times, so I know the drill.
(Credit: Owl City)
"Excellent, Dave will have the steak."
That killed me XD
Congratulations Hank on becoming a dad and Katherine on becoming a mom! I hope you guys have a great holiday season and new year.
good gravy, somebody ate their Wheaties
+sweetboo1022 Frosted Mini Spooners, actually.
vlogbrothers Merry Everything to both of you. You always brighter. my days
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Omg. Baby! He's so cute! And it's so great to have you back, Hank.
1 second shy of the limit. Dude knows what he's doing.
Ten years of four minute time limits will do that!
@@vlogbrothers you definitely know what you're in four.
Coming from a family with an absentee dad in later years, I feel like I missed out on dad jokes but possibly this video just made up for it. XD
thewinterizzy feel you. best dad Joke mine ever made?
" I'm sober."
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Hell, I had a father for all my life but he basically has no sense of humour whatsoever. that's possibly even worse.
"This is my baby"
Hehe Hank: "OK, we're gonna take you to Mommy." Baby: "NOOOO I wanna be a RUclipsr tooooo!"
The joke videos were the very first videos I ever watched of you guys, and I saw them in a time in my life when I really needed them. Much like I needed this video today. Thank you Hank, congrats to both you and Katherine on the birth of your son, and DFTBA
I guess they were probably my firsts too
Same! This is adorably full-circle.
Same here, I watched the 54 jokes one
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Hank found Waldo!
Also, I think Hank has inspired a plethora of Millenials who were previously on the fence to become parents
nah, i'm definitely not going to want to have kids for at least another 40 years. some people just don't go together with kids, especially small kids... kudos to all those young parents doing a (hopefully) amazing job though.
midsummersky That's why I said those who were on the fence :) . You seem pretty sure about your child free decision so obviously not on the fence
true!
First
Hank has officially won the award for the most adorable father of the year
This is how one returns from paternity leave. It could not have been more perfect.
wow the only dad joke my dad made was me saying "dad iam bored"......"hi bored iam dad"
Winter Rose if only we knew who this "iam" guy was
I think it was a fake name to get ahead of Ian on the attendance sheet.
Hello, yes I am a dad.
I do this all the time with my kids, but the most common one for us is when they say, "Dad, I'm hungry." and I say, "Hi hungry, I'm dad!". That never gets old! 😁
Okay Orin is actually the cutest baby I have ever seen.
Don’t forget the classic
“Would you like my name?”
“Sure.”
“I am Hugh Mungus”
Taylor Ramirez you're a savage
First of all: YOUR SON IS ADORABLE.
Second: I love your joke videos and this was one of the best...BECAUSE YOUR SON IS ABORABLE!
Third: Welcome to parenthood. I'm the mother of 5 and it's the best thing I've ever done along with marrying my best friend/husband. 💕
THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU! ❤❤❤❤✨✨✨✨😊😊😊
The return of in under 4 minutes! Nice to have you back, Hank.
Orin is adorable! ^_^
I call that an understatement!
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This video is instantly a RUclips classic. Well done
Adorable baby has a lot of dad jokes to (dread) look forward to when he has the ability to comprehend human speech.
I'm watching this on the 28th and after such devastating news yesterday, this really cheered me up. Always so great to be reminded of new life after so many have passed away this year. Not to mention just HOW HAPPY you look, Hank, your joy is infectious. Thanks so much for these terribly fantastic puns!
Is he the guy in scishow?
+Taisia Tiron He is!
ha.
No, he's a baby.
You are so qualified for these dad jokes. And Orin is so cute!!
Jokes in seconds and Giraffe sex....Its good to be back Vlogbrothers! I've missed you so! Now let's see more objects on heads and giving the middle finger to terrible SUV's and then we've fully covered EVERYTHING!!!!! (Wednesday songs about Peeps, too!)
You my sir have forgotten the best Dad joke of them all:
👋🏽 hi.
What's your name sir?
Hugh.
Hugh what?
It's Hugh Mungus!!!!!
•Jo• that's not a joke it's sexual harassment you animal!
1:01 is the funniest thing I’ve heard today, as were a few of the other ones in this video, but that one made me laugh the hardest 😂😂😂😂😂
It's honestly so crazy to see someone I've grown up watching and have had my world view shaped by bring new life into this world and become a dad. Congrats, Hank & Katherine! Orin is definitely in good hands :)
I cannot think of anything articulate to say because BABY
I love how you suddenly look like John now that you are a father.
Replayed the orin part so many times :D so cute!
YES!!!!
the orin part? is that the child's unfortunate name? btw, all that crying is clearly fake, he edited it all in at the end. the sound profile of it makes no sense coming from the direction the baby was in. Sorry for boring you, my career is in movie editing and videography :P
This is my favourite vlogbrothers video of all time. Congratulations on fatherhood Hank!!
My mum is the one in charge of telling dad jokes, and I think she'd love these! Her favourite joke to make is this, though it makes more sense in Malay. We say "oh, mak kau!" ("oh, your mum!" roughly in English) as an exclamation of shock, and without missing a beat, she'll say, "But your mum is me!" *face palm*
"I made a playlist boop booda doop doop. BOP!" -- Hank Green, 2016
What did the Queen of Hearts say to the snowman?
OLAF WITH HIS HEAD!!!
what about the original dad joke?
-dad i'm hungry
-hey hungry , i'm dad
Omg congratulations Hank!! Your baby is gorgeous and I wish my dad had your jokes
For some reason, I read the above comment, exchanging "jokes" and "baby"
Welcome back Hank! Thank you guys for being a great inspiration for me and millions of other people! Merry Christmas! Congratulations!
Bill
"Dad, the gas is out and I really want a cup of tea"
"Put it on the corner...."
"What?"
"Because it's 90 degrees!"
The majority of the time when I ask my husband to change our son he responds with, "but I like him just how he is!" This has been going on for almost two years now.
That rhinoceroses is so beautiful! Have fun!
Ugh, the cuteness! Congratulations, Hank and Katherine!
The pure JOY Hank feels making these dad jokes is so adorable and perfect, and he loves his son so much, like there is not a more "dadly" person out there than Hank and honestly, that little kid is so lucky and happy and this video just made my life a lot better I have a lot of feelings.
Congratulations Hank! I too became a father this year, and I very much appreciate the inspiration for some of the many dad jokes that I will make in my lifetime.
YES DAD JOKES. I'm so glad you seem to be enjoying dad-hood. Also omg orin cuteness. Joke videos are the best.
oh my god just adopt me already
this video is going down in history
I've been waiting for this video my entire life
Hank is just so proud of himself and that made the video so much better. I was smiling so hard through the whole thing. Congrats Katherine and Hank!
Confession . . . I am a Mom . . . but I tell a lot of Dad joke.
I am a 19 year old teen and I tell them, lol
I'm rewatching Hank's joke videos and it's fun just to see how internet humor has changed over the years. Vlogbrothers is such a great perpetual time capsule of internet culture and it's both awesome and existential crisis-inducing to realize how drastically RUclips has changed in only 12 years.
Brilliant return 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Hank got even more dad-like when he started explaining his jokes to make sure you got how funny they were😁
I needed this. happy for you, hank :)
I'm so happy for you i'm gonna cry! Congratulations!
Hank's ridiculous amounts of energy have never been so useful, I'm sure. Congrats to you both !!
I got a minute into the video before I realised the dad jokes had already started
"I cannot wait until my son will one day say 'to me 'Dad, I think I have your sense of humor'. So that I can say to him; 'you give that back!'" Best one.
I said "YAY!" Genuinely about 10 times during this video. It made my week. Congrats, Hank!!
This was so funny, and your son is adorable
I HAD TO PAUSE ON THE WILL SMITH JOKE
Is there a mushroom in here? There's a fungus amongus
So glad to have you back. Orin looks like he's doing great and you look super happy.