I like the enthusiasm, but with the speed it's going at, I'd have to chase it, and I'm not good at chasing things if one of my eyes has just been attacked.
Used to hate magpies because they used to try and rip my hair out when i was little, but a few years ago, i became friends with a little family of them. I got one to eat out of hands. They ended up trusting me, and i think they communicated with the other ones on the block because lots of random ones would come to visit for food 😅
Being birds do they like shiny surface type things? I wonder if you could train magpies to.you know point out recycle stuff when it's hidden in the dirt and tall grass.along the ditch along the side of the road for example Bling Bling hahaha 😆 😂 ✨️ 🤣
@@paulapalaisso either end up like the woman in the video, or keep your eyes on them so you see them coming so you can protect yourself...its actually common sense
Aussie here! Not your typical magpie in the video. That one is a magpie-lark. Not as big as the Australian magpie. If it was, she would have lost her eye.
Yes! I was going to mention this. I live in Australia and I remember researching abt the difference between the two (I randomly research abt things that perk my interest, so don’t mind me).
@@batats7876 Speaking of toilets, I’ve actually seen a video of someone who had like, abt 20 frogs inside their toilet, like in the basin where you do your business in. That was apparently meant to be in Australia, so that was funny. But anyways, hope you find the courage to sit on that toilet someday.
Given it's from Australia I'm gonna imagine the "typical magpie" is 5 feet large and has 8 'eye-targeting' beaks at the end of venomous tentacles that cause instant death if you come in contact.
The craziest part about it, you ever noticed how to wait those people and some videos we trying to make Australia, and I look so dangerous. Well, they can't do that no more, because this, this confirms it all
Aussie here, honestly foreigners always exaggerate how wild Australia is, unless you're in the literal outback I promise you it's relatively safe over here lol
@@hail2jigglypuff168huntsmans here actually aren’t aggressive to people most of the time and are great for pest control. if you can get over how they look, they’re good to have around.
@@vazzioo I'm not saying they're aggressive, they're not, and I know they're good to have around. I'm talking about people having a giant spider in their house out in the open as if they're a normal resident. Only in Austrailia. On another note there are two serious dangers to consider: 1: Fires, a continent that can get very dry and full of vegetation is BAD, wildfires become massive dangers. All it takes is a lightning bolt or some dumba** mistake in a dry year and the entire country is literally burning down, and the world is only getting hotter. 2: Wildlife encounters. Ignoring the many lethally venomous animals that are away from human habitats or out to sea there are several animals near human settlements that can disembowel and/or mess up your day like the Emu and Kangaroo. That country is the definition of "f*ck around and find out", and there are plenty of idiots out there that will do exactly that so it's something to consider.
I am not australian but I immediatelly noticed it. It is not an Australian Magpie as the pattern and bill don't match up. So I did a quick research and my best bet is the Magpie-lark. I also searched up the incident and some forums have also got this wrong. Let me know if I am correct.
Pro Tip: magpies are really smart birds, and are good at remembering people. If you're mean to one, it will tell the others in its family to attack you because you're a threat. However, if you're nice by feeding it, it won't attack you and tell it's family that you aren't a threat.
Aussie here too. That isn't a magpie, that's a magpielark, also known as a mudlark or peewee. Like magpies, they also are territorial during nesting season. Also watch out for plovers (masked lapwing) and butcherbirds as well as they get cranky as well during nesting season.
@@ayasha89games66 Magpies and magpielarks are completely different birds. Magpies are larger, have a sharper beak and are related to butcherbirds. Magpielarks are much smaller and have a distinctive "Pee Wee" call. The only thing they have in common is the black and white colouring.
I got magpie immunity, I've been feeding the nearby flock for about 2 years now, they bring me cool little trinkets like shiny rocks and coins every now and then, also they made one of my bullies half blind.
@@pennypizza3919 I think they like shiny things and assume I do as well, so as gifts they bring me soda can tabs and the such, I give em extra tasty treats when they bring me coins so they bring me more.
Nah any bird smaller than an emu is straight getting sent to the shadow realm with one quick twist of the neck. Edit: tysm for the likes glad to see alot agree with me.😂
@@CimarronaMotions a peewee is just a more annoying and stupid magpie with a smaller beak and a different looking colour pattern. they're not the same species but share similarities. they also sound super annoying, compared to regular magpies which are quite calming and comforting
Technically, that’s a Magpie lark, which are different to magpies. They are considerably smaller, and frankly I’ve never heard of one going for the eyes! How spooky, we aren’t safe here 😂
@@starbirds2464 Lmao, Eurasian magpies are the original magpies, Australian magpies were named AFTER Eurasian magpies. The australian magpie was named for its similarity to Eurasian magpies by European settlers, however it is not nearly as smart, and much more aggressive.
Ive had so many red winged black birds dive at my head and scratch me, always during their nesting mating seasson. So annoying. Always when im on my bicycle too.
@@nc0gn3gr0 Just type "-Christmas list- worry list✔" without quotation marks. The '-' bordered by most unicode characters but punctuation will cross out any text in between each two of them, but only on .
@@KingVulpesdid you know that I've only ever seen 1 snake randomly out in the wild in my entire life and I'm Australian? Unless you live in the bush, you don't really have to worry about snakes.
Aussie here! This isn’t a magpie but a magpie-lark/piping shrike, they are smaller than magpies and look somewhat different. In my experiences they’re much less aggressive and much more scared by you than you are of it. Edit: for those who are about to reply or already have saying that it’s “stolen”. I wasn’t trying to steal the other comment i was just trying to add on some information that the other person did not.
I raised a few Magpies in my days of breeding and rescuing birds, and let me tell you they are such characters! Their personality types make perfect sense in my mind for swooping. Just imagine hyperactive little child who is just excited and over the moon about their upcoming 13th birthday. “I’m a teen now! I’m practically an adult! I make the rules around here and I won’t hesitate to- OOH! Look! A shiny item-“ … Magpie. 😂
As an Australian I stare at them during magpie swooping season they won’t do jack if you do they follow you but just keep eye contact they won’t swoop they even stop mid swoop if you do
the main issue is that they deliberately swoop from behind and are essentially silent. sometimes they will give you a warning and the first you know of the attack is the click of the beak right next to your face - after that they will go for you. holding a small tree branch over your head can often work. hat or bike helmet with something that looks like eyes drawn on the back of it will help.
@@feliksdzerzhinskij800 They get under most brims pretty easily because they are excellent flyers, but also they will just peck on your head through the hat and it really hurts ... and they don't stop.
@@feliksdzerzhinskij800 might sound worse than it is. they have their own personalities, some will just warn you, some will let you know very clearly that you are not welcome, and others are just mean and if you see them watching you approach you know that they are thinking 'are you really sure that you want to take this route...'
Dude, calm down, it is just a little defenseless bird, but i agree, it attacking peoples even if they are far from the nest is pretty annoying and without explanation and sense.
If you stay away from them they won’t attack you but EVEN BETTER: They can become your friend. Feed them things like bread and other snacks and eventually they will trust you and not see you as a threat, sometimes even visiting you!😊
@@Trigorastronomology well it's hit or miss, some are really great people and some aren't great but yeah I've seen a few drunk asf or passed out on the street more and more nowadays
It acutally known for almost every species of bird to do that because they knew that if the predator is blind, it can't attack because it doesn't know where its prey is i think
Fun Fact: Despite their name, Australian magpies are in no way related to Eurasian or American magpies. Both of those birds are corvids (the families that also includes crows and ravens). While the Australian magpie is part of the family Artamidae, alongside woodswallows, currawongs and butcherbirds.
In my area, on the east coast of the states, we have a similar issue from barn swallows. These birds a much smaller but they are extremely territorial and aggressive. They generally roost in old structures like barns but if you enter their area they will dive bomb the hell out of you. I haven't heard of any barn swallow going for someone's eyes but I have absolutely been swooped by these birds and it sucks because there can be dozens in the same area all swooping you at the same time from different directions, like a bad movie.
If they consider you a threat, *be one.*
This
why does this… actually sound smart
@@minecraftcreeper8038I am not losing to a goofy lil bird like its not like an eagle or falcon
RAAAAAAGH
I like the enthusiasm, but with the speed it's going at, I'd have to chase it, and I'm not good at chasing things if one of my eyes has just been attacked.
That one time when having glasses is an advantage.
@@YourLocalFunniBoinah these bird supposed to be dumb 😭
@@PringleMr. fr
@@YourLocalFunniBoiI saw you in multiple videos in YT shorts
@@PringleMr.lol fr
@______Pomni______ dawg your telling me birds can't clean up after themselves but can snatch your eye straight out of its socket???😭😭😭😭😭
Of course it's in Australia
@@YourLocalFunniBoifan of the most cringiest series ever
Fr
@@YourLocalFunniBoi nah, you aren't even a good troll, at least you tried though👍
@@YourLocalFunniBoiget a life kid you're better CORYXKENSHIN IS BETTER
I was abt to say that
Used to hate magpies because they used to try and rip my hair out when i was little, but a few years ago, i became friends with a little family of them. I got one to eat out of hands. They ended up trusting me, and i think they communicated with the other ones on the block because lots of random ones would come to visit for food 😅
-magpie visits for food-
make the magpie my food ✅
@@thebestytchannel
Beat me too it.
@@thebestytchannel maggie ❌ magpie ✅
They are incredibly smart. I live in a city where we have them year round.
Being birds do they like shiny surface type things?
I wonder if you could train magpies to.you know point out recycle stuff when it's hidden in the dirt and tall grass.along the ditch along the side of the road for example
Bling Bling hahaha 😆 😂 ✨️ 🤣
Oh well, it’s Australia. What could we expect?
@@YourLocalFunniBoiwe didn't ask you either
@@YourLocalFunniBoithis is a bot btw I saw this kid everywhere
thank god its in australia
@@YourLocalFunniBoiSays the one who always put that comment in multiple videos also not a bot and I saw you in multiple videos
@@YourLocalFunniBoiNah, we do not care
I swear if one of those birds injured my eye.
They will be added to my side quest in life.
Magpie bird Soup for dinner👍
nah you aint doing shhiet blind kid
All fun in games until he messes with a anime kid with observation haki then what he finna do when he gets grabbed by the neck huh.
@@FishandChips-nj7nband get you some f****** goggles
why wait?
"hey what are you cooking?"
"Magpie."
You can't cook magpies, it's illegal you can get fined or put in jail if you harm it real bad. 😢😢
@@kimshorten1950its self defence😂
@@kimshorten1950what.
i love morgpie
@@kimshorten1950 and it’s alright for them to poke our eyes out?
I want some bird for breakfast in you ask me
Blud just stole her sharingan
Bro💀💀💀
Bro was Itachi
Damn bro, that's just sad😔
If Itachi stole shisuis sharingan.
Oh you right, she got treated like she was Obito
Looks like Im going to need goggles and a tennis racket.
Hey wanna play magpi tennis😊
Wanna play magpie tennis
@@tygomoniquemikehelgers5528sure mate
Actually, you might want a helmet as well. They will peck you on the skull.
Electric tennis racket...
"The most important thing to do is maintain eye contact even though [cuts off video]." 😂
Even though the magpie is taking your eye out 😮😮😮
@@AJ-ei3ee *takes your life
That makes no sense to keep your eye on it
@@paulapalaisso either end up like the woman in the video, or keep your eyes on them so you see them coming so you can protect yourself...its actually common sense
@@ghostfrieza2904i tell you what you need to wear goggles and kill it
Aussie here! Not your typical magpie in the video. That one is a magpie-lark. Not as big as the Australian magpie. If it was, she would have lost her eye.
I was gonna, this looks quite different from your standard magpies other then the colours
Yes! I was going to mention this. I live in Australia and I remember researching abt the difference between the two (I randomly research abt things that perk my interest, so don’t mind me).
@@batats7876 Yep. We’ve got all the deadly ones over here.
@@batats7876 Speaking of toilets, I’ve actually seen a video of someone who had like, abt 20 frogs inside their toilet, like in the basin where you do your business in. That was apparently meant to be in Australia, so that was funny. But anyways, hope you find the courage to sit on that toilet someday.
Given it's from Australia I'm gonna imagine the "typical magpie" is 5 feet large and has 8 'eye-targeting' beaks at the end of venomous tentacles that cause instant death if you come in contact.
She's a trooper. If this happened to me, I would just scream endlessly until my throat bled.
😂
Bro sniped that eye 💀
@@YourLocalFunniBoibro you only have 1 video so don’t talk.
The bot deleted its comment 🪑🧌
@@PringleMr.and it does it in everyone video
@@smonedoge huh, I didn't know that, thank
@@PringleMr. LETS GO
At this point Australia has the most craziest animals in the world💀
Bro fr. My friend got stung by a blue bottle jellyfish when he was at the beach 2 days ago 💀💀
what do you mean “at this point”…. thats always how it is
It's a normal day nothing special
Always have
The craziest part about it, you ever noticed how to wait those people and some videos we trying to make Australia, and I look so dangerous. Well, they can't do that no more, because this, this confirms it all
Mfs with glasses: “I’M INVINCIBLE!!!”
*Invincible theme plays*
XD
@@derekpayneszubliminals7723*blood splatters on the wall*
Let's gooo
*magpie steals the glasses*
Why is it always so wild in Australia. They even have a "aggressive killer bird" season 😂
Aussie here, honestly foreigners always exaggerate how wild Australia is, unless you're in the literal outback I promise you it's relatively safe over here lol
@@starminxii
Sure just live with your friendly neighborhood Huntsman like the rest of the world.
Huntsman, Huntsman, does whatever a Huntsman does 🎶
@@hail2jigglypuff168huntsmans here actually aren’t aggressive to people most of the time and are great for pest control. if you can get over how they look, they’re good to have around.
@@vazzioo
I'm not saying they're aggressive, they're not, and I know they're good to have around. I'm talking about people having a giant spider in their house out in the open as if they're a normal resident. Only in Austrailia.
On another note there are two serious dangers to consider:
1: Fires, a continent that can get very dry and full of vegetation is BAD, wildfires become massive dangers. All it takes is a lightning bolt or some dumba** mistake in a dry year and the entire country is literally burning down, and the world is only getting hotter.
2: Wildlife encounters. Ignoring the many lethally venomous animals that are away from human habitats or out to sea there are several animals near human settlements that can disembowel and/or mess up your day like the Emu and Kangaroo. That country is the definition of "f*ck around and find out", and there are plenty of idiots out there that will do exactly that so it's something to consider.
Every Australians knows that’s not a magpie.
AXACTLY how the hell can't he see the difference of he looked at them side by side for one second he would
Magpies are bigger and worse. The other one is tiny @@starbirds2464
I am not australian but I immediatelly noticed it.
It is not an Australian Magpie as the pattern and bill don't match up. So I did a quick research and my best bet is the Magpie-lark. I also searched up the incident and some forums have also got this wrong.
Let me know if I am correct.
Also I realised that its right foot is missing
@@kosac.6115 yes I’m Australian and it very clearly. Magpie lark.
That birb really went like searching for the remote on the couch
How do we know he wasn't?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
Lmaoooooo
Where the f*ck is the remote i need to tell netflix im still watching-🐦
Birb
“Maintain eye contact”
Magpies:
Apparently keeping fake eyes behind ur face(sounds so stupid and goofy) the magpie will thin, your looking and wouldn't swoop down.
@@bilalahmedkhanmian5288people do something similar to this for Tigers. They wear a mask on the back of their head to prevent attacks.
Me: 🐤🍗🍠=🍔🌭🌮🌯🥙🥗🥪
lmao😂😂😂@@zakiahmed6655
I was gonna say, cut off at the WORST possible time!
Recommendation: WEAR GOGGLES. Why? So, Magpies can't shove their huge beaks into your eye sockets.
Pro Tip: magpies are really smart birds, and are good at remembering people. If you're mean to one, it will tell the others in its family to attack you because you're a threat. However, if you're nice by feeding it, it won't attack you and tell it's family that you aren't a threat.
What if I kill it and eat it? Who will it go and tell then?
@@spritualflaredits soul Will Hunt you
@@spritualflaredThere are always witnesses
@@username-re9yk good, I shall eat them too.
@@spritualflaredThis person is waging war on magpies and I don't if I should be scared FOR them or OF them
Blud got her eye snatched like sasuke 😭
Lmfao this is hilarious 😂😂
“Blud” ☝🏾🤓
Like shisui
"Naruto !!!"
Fr
Imagine peacefully watching a sunset just to go blind 2 minutes later by a flying chicken
😂😂😂😂
Why do people call different birds chickens? It's like calling a bat a flying cow. Plus, chickens can already fly.
“And that’s why bluey made that episode!”😭😭😭
Aussie here too. That isn't a magpie, that's a magpielark, also known as a mudlark or peewee. Like magpies, they also are territorial during nesting season. Also watch out for plovers (masked lapwing) and butcherbirds as well as they get cranky as well during nesting season.
it's in the name then magpie lark.
@@ayasha89games66 Magpies and magpielarks are completely different birds. Magpies are larger, have a sharper beak and are related to butcherbirds. Magpielarks are much smaller and have a distinctive "Pee Wee" call. The only thing they have in common is the black and white colouring.
@@wocko1 👣
Finally
Honest question. Are you Aussies truly not bothered by the massive huntsman spiders you have?
Eye Contact? I think the issue is the contact to my eye
😂😂
Lol funny
Of course it's Australia.
Copied comment
Who really cares
@@OOKAMI3483 Australians lol.
@@bluberri1195 Well it wasn't my most original response, fair enough.
@@Real_Iron_SmithI’m Australian and magpies just kinda exist, I see them all the time and they don’t really do anything
"You treat me like a threat? Fine... I'll be your threat..."
"well you were an annoyance but now you're lunch"
#takes a bite out of a magpie leg#
I got magpie immunity, I've been feeding the nearby flock for about 2 years now, they bring me cool little trinkets like shiny rocks and coins every now and then, also they made one of my bullies half blind.
2 for 1 deal😂
Ayyoo? Nah, but that's cool. Hopefully you can trigger EMS sharingan now
@@peteypete9357 wth 😂😂
How did the magpies bring you shiny coins? I think thats awesome
@@pennypizza3919 I think they like shiny things and assume I do as well, so as gifts they bring me soda can tabs and the such, I give em extra tasty treats when they bring me coins so they bring me more.
Every single muscle in my body felt that, and my muscles all cramped at the same time, it hurt like hell 😭
@jimmyjohnsontesticles fr 💀
"...even though it sounds counterintuitive...", was absolutely typed by a Magpie.
Add goggles too the Every day carry lists of Australians. 😂😂
Nah all my life in aus I've never been swooped so no need to worry
@@DemarcusCousins_IIII’ve only ever been swooped once they tried to get me nearly got my head but I also had a helmet but still
you still have to worry about Kangaroos that invite you to hot tub parties. My friend went to one and ended up getting chlamydia from a Koala.
@@VaultWeasel I'm tellin ya those koalas for the streets fr they all got chlamydia
The only magpies I see (the ones that live near my house) don't swoop people
That made me uncomfortable in SO many ways....im now rubbing my eyes to get that weird feeling out!😭
Same I feel so uncomfortable lmao
Bird: A threat!!
Me:Yup your in danger,but not by me
Bird: what?
Random cat: *NOM NOM NOM*
Naw not a cat will eat a bird a big tiger or lion will : 3
Hey chef cat what you cooking “mag pie”
Stray cats make good food for eagles and coyotes.
Annoying Aussie: Cat.
Bird: What?
_Cat violently eats bird, screams ensue._
It's my cat not a random cat
My mind flash-backing to that one Bluey episode
Nah any bird smaller than an emu is straight getting sent to the shadow realm with one quick twist of the neck.
Edit: tysm for the likes glad to see alot agree with me.😂
💀
I hope this isn’t a protected species or anything cause I’m with you on this.
Can’t exactly catch it midair
@@nomei.Snatch it then
@@GG_Blossoms888so is pecking out my eye 💀
*I have a new fear* 💀
not if you met one like my little magpie named cheeky. The male only swoops over a 3 week period to protect his baby and mumma.
There's nothing to fear
Australia
👁️have no fear neither
I wear glasses 😂
The eye is already dead it just doesn’t know it yet
Edit: thanks for 176 likes xd
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🎅🎅🐱
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🎅🎅🦀💰
🎅🎅🎅🥕🐡
It's because she was near her nest.
They are very protective
As an Aussie, I'm sure that this bird is either a butcher bird or a peewee, not a magpie.
Yup it's a peewee which aren't even related to magpies
dawg what's a peewee 😭
can't have normal animal names in the commonwealth
@@CimarronaMotionsshould have fought for their independence sooner
@@CimarronaMotions a peewee is just a more annoying and stupid magpie with a smaller beak and a different looking colour pattern. they're not the same species but share similarities. they also sound super annoying, compared to regular magpies which are quite calming and comforting
@@CimarronaMotions Ahh yes, the commonwealth. The commonwealth Massachusetts
Sterling better be sorry. That was a gnarly slow motion shot. Like OUCH! My eyes are watering.
Maybe a magpie can peck those tears away. Grow a stomach
@@travisschaub6872did daddy beat you up this morning?
@@adrenalineactivate where is your comment? Probably same place you will end up. (Out of sight)
@@travisschaub6872 Dude why you have to be rude for no reason?
@@travisschaub6872 tf is your problem
“Her eyes are already gone but she just doesn't know it yet”🐡🥕💀😢
Edit: wow thx for 162 likes
@@YourLocalFunniBoi i dont care
😭
@@YourLocalFunniBoifatherless
@@YourLocalFunniBoiimagine putting down other people for the sake of your own content
@@AviatrixEditsyou forgot the quotations around “content”
if they touch me ONCE, their kind will say goodbye
Technically, that’s a Magpie lark, which are different to magpies. They are considerably smaller, and frankly I’ve never heard of one going for the eyes! How spooky, we aren’t safe here 😂
Yup
Magpie Lark 100%. I've never seen or heard of them ever attacking humans.
Both Australian magpies and magpie larks aren’t true magpies anyway
@@striderwhiston9897 the Australian magpie is and always will be the true magpie. Eurasian magpies are corvids they aren’t real magpies
@@starbirds2464 Lmao, Eurasian magpies are the original magpies, Australian magpies were named AFTER Eurasian magpies.
The australian magpie was named for its similarity to Eurasian magpies by European settlers, however it is not nearly as smart, and much more aggressive.
That’s not a magpie… that bird is called a peewee in Australia or also known and a magpie-lark
🤓👆
You literally said the same name.
The commenter: 🗿🇦🇺
"@FaZeZombieslayer": 🤡
Yea its the smaller one right
Peewee💀
That’s insane, she fully dipped her beak in the eye socket
Ive had so many red winged black birds dive at my head and scratch me, always during their nesting mating seasson. So annoying. Always when im on my bicycle too.
*"That eyeball is already dead, it just doesn't know it yet 🎅🎅🐡"*
As an Australian, my friends have been sending me this restlessly for days now. 💀
I bet it's mandatory for australians to get a survival book on how to survive in their own country.
If Magpies attack me I'm turning them into a bird pies.
Glad she's ok.
-Christmas list- worry list✔️
How do you type that?
@@nc0gn3gr0 Just type "-Christmas list- worry list✔" without quotation marks.
The '-' bordered by most unicode characters but punctuation will cross out any text in between each two of them, but only on .
Australia is probably a nice place but so many things make it sound like the scariest place in the world 😭
Did you know Australia has the largest percentage of venomous snakes in the world
Yeah Australia's great, we're one of the most culturally diverse countries because so many people from other nations come here to settle.
if you live in a place that isn't bumfuck nowhere then it's an amazing country to live in
@@KingVulpesdid you know that I've only ever seen 1 snake randomly out in the wild in my entire life and I'm Australian? Unless you live in the bush, you don't really have to worry about snakes.
@@dylancrosby2451 makes sense, I live in Florida, the only place in the world with both alligators and crocodiles but I've only ever seen alligators
Why do I keep receiving more reasons to never visit Australia?
Australia is already the most unaffordable City on the world and I'm not joking
"Yes...swooping is bad..." - Alistair, King of Ferelden
Aussie here! This isn’t a magpie but a magpie-lark/piping shrike, they are smaller than magpies and look somewhat different. In my experiences they’re much less aggressive and much more scared by you than you are of it.
Edit: for those who are about to reply or already have saying that it’s “stolen”. I wasn’t trying to steal the other comment i was just trying to add on some information that the other person did not.
Magi
Stolen you are not fooling me
You have to protect your eyes from birds
100%. And just stay away from trees they’re in, during nesting season. That’s when they swoop.
Why are they attacking the eyes? And why are they still existing?
“Always protect your eyes from these birds”
Meanwhile the sound effects: 🎅🥕🐡
Give them food, especially in Spring. We gave our resident magpie's cat biscuits and they never swooped us. They would sing for us instead.
I have seen thousands of comments on many videos of this, and you are the only one who is smart enough to know to feed these!
A magpie is a good friend to have same with nearly all member of the Corvus family. Crazy smart animals too.
@@Ragnarra they aren't corvids, that's the Eurasian magpie. Magpies are in the family Artamidae
@@pumpkin8222 my mistake then though they are not a species I would cross.
I raised a few Magpies in my days of breeding and rescuing birds, and let me tell you they are such characters! Their personality types make perfect sense in my mind for swooping. Just imagine hyperactive little child who is just excited and over the moon about their upcoming 13th birthday. “I’m a teen now! I’m practically an adult! I make the rules around here and I won’t hesitate to- OOH! Look! A shiny item-“ … Magpie. 😂
As an Australian I stare at them during magpie swooping season they won’t do jack if you do they follow you but just keep eye contact they won’t swoop they even stop mid swoop if you do
Yea but sometimes i be walking n shit and they come from behind and cut my neck
@@Ariitz I just turn around and stare at them
The bird on the video is a mudlark or peewee
NAH THE CROW HAD ENOUGH
SHE COULDNT PAY THE BILLS 🗣🗣💯💯💯💯
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“THAT CROW REALLY TOOK OUT HER ANGER ISSUES ON SOME PERSON”
It's a MAGPIE. NOT A CROW.
@@YourLocalFunniBoiI hate self advertiser's
Blud he said it was called a magpie in the video several time and you come up with crow?Its not even fully black 😂
BLUD CANT HIDE FROM THE BILL COLLECTOR 🎉🎉🎉🤞🤞🤞😬😬😬
"Firstly, this most commonly happens in Australia"
Of course.
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Bro.. I'm sick of this sounds in the starts that goes like "OoH oOh, AuGh"
the main issue is that they deliberately swoop from behind and are essentially silent. sometimes they will give you a warning and the first you know of the attack is the click of the beak right next to your face - after that they will go for you.
holding a small tree branch over your head can often work. hat or bike helmet with something that looks like eyes drawn on the back of it will help.
What about a hat?
@@feliksdzerzhinskij800 They get under most brims pretty easily because they are excellent flyers, but also they will just peck on your head through the hat and it really hurts ... and they don't stop.
@@rascubulous Yikes, sounds like more things for me to add to never visit Australia.
@@feliksdzerzhinskij800 might sound worse than it is. they have their own personalities, some will just warn you, some will let you know very clearly that you are not welcome, and others are just mean and if you see them watching you approach you know that they are thinking 'are you really sure that you want to take this route...'
Dang, even birds in Australia are dangerous
The birds are what they fear. Not spiders snakes or crocks.
Cassowary make the commend above me too serious.
“Australia” is all the explanation I need.
“Cause of death?”
“Australia.”
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@@DemarcusCousins_IIIwhat is ur reason for replying with that emoji to every australia comment
@@coffeebeanz because yankees are too thick to realise that our country is so much safer than theirs
As an Australian, I’ve dodged many magpie swoopings
if i bird does that shit to me im having kfc for dinner
Dude, calm down, it is just a little defenseless bird, but i agree, it attacking peoples even if they are far from the nest is pretty annoying and without explanation and sense.
Share some homemade KFC☠️
@@Kosaku-kawajiri "little defenseless bird" I'm not so sure about that, it almost blinded the woman in the video.
@@Kosaku-kawajirii don’t care how defenseless it is if a bird does that its not flying away
Correction: that’s a magpie lark, not a magpie. They both swoop but magpies are much bigger
Correct! Also, the western subspecies almost never swoops
Why is bro better then my history lessons 😭
Because history isn’t about birds, lmao.
And they call me four eyes for wearing glasses
*_The apocalypse!!1!11!!_*
Other countries: "Run and hide!"
Australia: "It's just another Tuesday..."
That is so true, if we ever do get a zombie apocalypse Australian zombies would be a different breed.
Fr💀
Even tho they're a huge pain is the a$$ during the year. I still love them. I've even pet a few wild ones and they're so beautiful.
Pain in the eye....to be exact lol
@@samanthawillowlane1371 lmao
As an Aussie some of us would put glasses/sunnies on the back of our heads and it worked 😂
My dad: LETS GOOO TO AUSTRALIA!!!
Me: NAWWWW CLEO
If you stay away from them they won’t attack you but EVEN BETTER: They can become your friend.
Feed them things like bread and other snacks and eventually they will trust you and not see you as a threat, sometimes even visiting you!😊
I'd rather have magpie stew. Fuck them birds.
The one dude with insane reaction speed about to catch all of them
They swoop you from behind, you won't grab them.
@@aarons6935 the thing that I’m saying is if they perch on you just a little to peck you, the person might be able to react and grab it
@@aarons6935i mean it seemed like the bird was in front of her for a few decent seconds once you grab them its over
He said Australia and it fucking killed me 😂
I’m born in October and a magpie nest is right outside of my house, luckily I’m Canadian.
That made my eyes water….💦
Most friendly animal in Australia:
@@Trigorastronomology well it's hit or miss, some are really great people and some aren't great but yeah I've seen a few drunk asf or passed out on the street more and more nowadays
@@Trigorastronomology yeah exactly I train with a few really good guys and then theres the ones I see attacking people at random and robbing people
Police:HEY WHY ARE YOU CHOKING THAT MAGPIE
me: look at my frickin eye
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Fun fact:thats a unrelated magpie LARK but they do have similar coulours and similar attack signs
“Her eyes are gone but she doesn’t know it yet”
@@YourLocalFunniBoistop I swear to god I’ll do anything
this persons eye is already dead, but it just dosent know it yet
Bro just added another fear to my list 😢
I can't imagine how painful that was
It’s unfair how come the government allow to killing these birds to be considered illegal and humans losing their own eye could kill them.
Fr, goofy ah Kia huggers💀💀💀
“This eye is dead, it just doesn’t know it yet 🎅🎅🐡”
swoop season is mental, they even have it on the weather forecast when it is, which local areas to avoid.
magpies are attracted to shiny things, the human eye has a shine to it
The fact that those birds know we are vulnerable in the eyes is concerning... how the heck do they even know that? 🤔
It acutally known for almost every species of bird to do that because they knew that if the predator is blind, it can't attack because it doesn't know where its prey is i think
It’s because birds actually happen to have eyes, just like us, meaning they know what eyes are and how they function.
@@eggquator 😂😂😂
Me watching Bluey on my spare time is gonna be handy
New fear unlocked: Birb attck
"Always protect your eyes from these birds" "🎅🏻HoHo 🤤💦"
I'm dead! 💀
Fun Fact: Despite their name, Australian magpies are in no way related to Eurasian or American magpies.
Both of those birds are corvids (the families that also includes crows and ravens).
While the Australian magpie is part of the family Artamidae, alongside woodswallows, currawongs and butcherbirds.
the real scp 096💀💀
In my area, on the east coast of the states, we have a similar issue from barn swallows. These birds a much smaller but they are extremely territorial and aggressive. They generally roost in old structures like barns but if you enter their area they will dive bomb the hell out of you. I haven't heard of any barn swallow going for someone's eyes but I have absolutely been swooped by these birds and it sucks because there can be dozens in the same area all swooping you at the same time from different directions, like a bad movie.
Ok sir why are you holding a gun in public?
Me: A bird might peck my eye
Bruh just use your hands and environment they got brittle bones
Magpie sounds like it would make a good meal honestly