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I prefer the tactic of laying on a series of impulsive accumulators when completely battered and then waking up the next morning with crippling anxiety.
he's doing a few small bets at high odds. accumulator bets consist of selecting more than 1 team to win, lose or draw. if youre predicting actual scores as well, youll get very high odds, thats why he only does small stakes
He is very soothing indeed. I've seen all his clips. I like them especially because the are not self-conscious. I'm not interested in all the forced whispering ASMR ideas just don't work for me. :-(
I’m hearing ya! A great deal of the ASMR content creators are excessively self-conscious…. You can feel their anxiety…. Which is paradoxical for “relaxation” vids.
Great video! Does anyone know what’s going on in the trebles calculation? It looks like he’s using an abbreviated combination formula; is that because ANY 3 matches he picks can constitute his treble?
@@maeg.9123 A standard treble is betting on three different outcomes to all be correct. So, a single bet would be predicting the outcome of just the first match (Celtic score was 0-0), a double would be predicting two matches (Celtic 0-0 AND Chelsea 1-0), and a treble is three matches (Celtic 0-0, Chelsea 1-0, AND AC Milan 2-1). For a single only one outcome has to be predicted correctly, but in mutiples all the outcomes have to be predicted correctly for the bet to be a winning bet. Just predicted 2/3 of the scores correctly earns you nothing.
Yes that's correct, he's betting that somewhere in that list of different outcomes, he's picked three outcomes that were correct. So he could have a list of ten matches and do trebles on all of them, he just has to get three results right out of ten matches to win a treble then. And of course he could win more than one treble!
@@slushpuppie19 but still his formula is wrong. You simply have to multiplay the number of bets of each game he's betting on. So in his example at around 5:30 the number of bets is 3*3*3*3= 81 and not 108
Its gamblings lads,there is no strategy its win or lose ,i feel like he writes it all down to be more confident and at least if he loses he went out fighting hahahahhs
I lost money on the Italy vs England game because it went to extra time. If I hadn't fallen asleep around the 15 minute mark every time, I might have learnt something.
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@@PureUnintentionalASMR They’re back just fyi. Not pointing finger at anyone but think most would agree completely ruins the entire point of watching ASMR for most.
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All of them
A soothing unhurried voice - and no pointless, annoying finger tapping. gold
Very juicy prices. Nice and juicy
Fuuuck these prices better quit playin before I act up 🥵🥵
@@bakihanma7233 mad
@@SeanBoyle2016 sad
I feel like he somehow explained everything and nothing at the same time
I prefer the tactic of laying on a series of impulsive accumulators when completely battered and then waking up the next morning with crippling anxiety.
A very soothing gambling addict...
Indeed..
@Zach Zach I would like to know him as well. Hook me up with his contact info.
@@AwesomeDude799 ...where is @ZachZach? Did his comment get deleted?
I don't QUITE understand what the hell he's talking about but man his voice is nice
he's doing a few small bets at high odds. accumulator bets consist of selecting more than 1 team to win, lose or draw. if youre predicting actual scores as well, youll get very high odds, thats why he only does small stakes
Juicy prices
Very juicy, indeed
Because the prices...
Are very nice
And juicy
The Potato Of Doom ikr
Evil potato is that you?
Jooshy😘
I was trying to tell my brother about this video the other night but all I could say was "the prices were juicy nil nil"
Hahahaaa
LMMMMAAAOO
Celtic making history by being the first football team in history to win without scoring a goal.
You could win when the opponent gets 5 red cards.
😂😂😂 did Celtic win 0-0? Can we get confirmation of that please Kammy?
I dunno Jeff; I thought they meant Boston Celtics I’m in America
It was a juicy and very nice win
Champions league is 2 games. If one team scores a goal in the first leg, they can win by nil nil in the 2nd leg.
A final that ends in a shootout after a nil-nil draw is won without scoring a goal. Penalties don't count.
This man's microphone and cadence makes him sound like a Mandalorian.
He really does sound like a Walmart Boba Fett
It's called a south African accent you soycuck beta Disney cuck Yankee doodle prick
@LEWDOG2020 it's a southern English accent actually
I took all his advice and now I'm broke
Pickles McButterBall oof
But are you juicy?
@@randy7068 Yes
@@randy7068 look at his name that confirms juicyness right there
😂😂😂😂
Good thing he blacked out that Bet-Fred logo
He was a betting man, a gambler mostly at that time........
I’ve seen that reference multiple times on this channel. What is it from lol
when you stumble into the bookies completely ratarsed, scribble a bunch of random numbers down and wake up to your house being repossessed
idky but him saying “must be first, must be second and must be third” is so satisfying
He is very soothing indeed. I've seen all his clips. I like them especially because the are not self-conscious. I'm not interested in all the forced whispering ASMR ideas just don't work for me. :-(
Source?
@@kc2815 You can check this video's description for his channel
I’m hearing ya! A great deal of the ASMR content creators are excessively self-conscious…. You can feel their anxiety…. Which is paradoxical for “relaxation” vids.
@@monkymoment4182 Yes I watch them all a lot They are still very soothing and pleasant. :-)
@@TERRYBIGGENDEN thank you for reminding me this video exists. it's been quite a long three years
just trying to relax but I paid too much attention to the content and I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
Ann27 27 relaxing voice but he is extremely bad at explaining wtf is going on
I like his handwriting.
Celtic will win 0-0?? Whiiittttt?????
TwaT Crash Celtic could be +.5
I think he just means it;s the correct winning score as regards hu=is choices. A slip of the tongue tongue. :-)
They were dogs. +1/2
Aggregate.
Probably because Celtic won the first leg, so if they draw they will win on aggregate.
Dude sounds exactly like bootstrap bill turner explaining liars dice
You've opened up a memory vault I didn't know I had
BRO
i like this reimagining of uncut gems
*juicyness I N T E N S I F I E S*
I saw the original video of this a few years ago. He has more. They are fab.
TB89 do you know the name of his channel? His voice is amazing!
@@gill5570 it's linked to in the description text under this video!
They are . Really great. He is most soothing and also has a nice personality. :-)
He didn't get red in the face this time
Trap Bois and he didn’t apologise for his sandwich breath
I had a top comment on that video :(
Sandwich breath for war
Really glad the prices are "nice and juicy".
He sounds like Tigger from winnie the pooh❤
Cynthia Goble lolll...wow u r right
The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is that Tiggers have very juicy prices
I am a certified bookie now.
He was a quiet man.. A better. A better with *juicy* wagers.
What a reference 😂
This way in May 2005. Correct scores: Celtic-Aberdeen 2-0, Man U-Chelsea 1-3, AC Milan-Juventus 0-1
makes total sense
This is gold
Fell asleep to this, yay and then VERY loud excited female voice ad woke me up minutes later.
ublock origin my guy
Good ASMR but wtf is happening
mood.
That's basically what I expect with every unintentional ASMR video at this point.
no freaking idea but made me sleep so it’s all good.
A man justifying his 10000/1 acca bro 🤣
Hes betting on soccer games and figuring out the odds
Gambling using Common Core
The grandpa I never had.
I htik he is quite young really_maybe 40s?
Soothing but completely baffling.
0:20 Wonder if his celtic winning 0-0 bet came in
I love the loud advertisements in the middle of the video to mess up my progress of going to sleep
5 times the volume! ☠️
Let the neck be free, the back lengthen and widen, and the prices be nice and juicy.
You could go to one of these soccer games and still have same outcome of being sleepy, celtic 0-0 snooze 🛏
Was following this until about 6:40.
Now I have no idea what is going on and can't sleep.
Alex Hill was never there can you explain what you know cause wUt iS tHIs
Maria needs to do a Russian soccer gambling video.
Great video! Does anyone know what’s going on in the trebles calculation? It looks like he’s using an abbreviated combination formula; is that because ANY 3 matches he picks can constitute his treble?
What even is a treble
@@maeg.9123 thats what im wanting to know this entire time😂😂
@@maeg.9123 A standard treble is betting on three different outcomes to all be correct. So, a single bet would be predicting the outcome of just the first match (Celtic score was 0-0), a double would be predicting two matches (Celtic 0-0 AND Chelsea 1-0), and a treble is three matches (Celtic 0-0, Chelsea 1-0, AND AC Milan 2-1). For a single only one outcome has to be predicted correctly, but in mutiples all the outcomes have to be predicted correctly for the bet to be a winning bet. Just predicted 2/3 of the scores correctly earns you nothing.
Yes that's correct, he's betting that somewhere in that list of different outcomes, he's picked three outcomes that were correct. So he could have a list of ten matches and do trebles on all of them, he just has to get three results right out of ten matches to win a treble then. And of course he could win more than one treble!
@@slushpuppie19 but still his formula is wrong. You simply have to multiplay the number of bets of each game he's betting on. So in his example at around 5:30 the number of bets is 3*3*3*3= 81 and not 108
If you could describe the prices with just one adjective, how would you describe them?
Hahahahaha! I laughed way harder at this than is probably healthy!
He established juicyness.
Its gamblings lads,there is no strategy its win or lose ,i feel like he writes it all down to be more confident and at least if he loses he went out fighting hahahahhs
Aye my names chelsea lol
Is your last name Nilnil?
If this was the guy who taught me to manage a betting shop, I'd have fallen asleep & failed the tests lol.
Sounds like Grady from the shining 😳
I was thinking the same thing lol
Michael R remarkable coincidence considering the song stuck in my head.
I rarely watch male asmr but this kinda put me to sleep wtf
I'm pretty sure he is using a dry eraser marker on paper of which I will have to deduct points on overall ASMR score. Haha!
Gambling addiction makes you shit hot on ya fractions son
I know this is four years old but you're Australian huh
You can clearly see Betfred through the marker 🤣👍
Did i hear.................juicy?
Fell asleep @ 15 mimutes. mission accomplished.
Prelude to broken thumbs
Do I hear his stomach gurgling at 13:42 ?
What’s the point of asmr when you allow advertising to interrupt ? I woke twice in 10 minute s!
Hmmmmm Mr. Grady weren't you once the Caretaker here????
Exactly what I was thinking too!
“I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the caretaker.
You've always been the caretaker. I should know, sir. I've always been here...”
How does a team win 0-0?
Mr Banks from Mary Poppins he knows what is 🙌
I lost money on the Italy vs England game because it went to extra time. If I hadn't fallen asleep around the 15 minute mark every time, I might have learnt something.
You must not have had a commercial wake you up
If you are finding your prices are too juicy, simply place a piece of paper behind
Great ASMR. But this is a perfect example of someone who doesn’t understand he is speaking a language that most people don’t understand.
Must...have....the.....red.....pen!!!! 2:37
All the ads ruined this viseo
This video must have been ziplocked for it to remain so juicy after 6 years.
3 digits. 3 digits. 3 digits. Symmetrical.
Juicy prices needs to a catchphrase.
This would literally have me up all night.. The Football + Maths +Bookies is the exact reason I can't get any kip in the first place....
Bloody hell them prices video must be a good few years old
Bro it's just ppl kicking balls how tf is there a mathematical algorithm for this 😭
Bookie ASMR is apparently a thing
Is this use for cricket
hahahahahaha
it was relaxing until he got to the math part. 🤣🤣
Had never seen someone multiply so many 1 at once and doubt about it. 😂
David Attenborough is a secret gambler 👀. Who'd of thought it.
His prices are as juicy as my markers
Sounds like elderly grade A under A
Who is the guy doing the football (soccer) bets?
it's soccer, damn it
If there was mouth crackling it'd be pure gold.
A draw isn’t a win you. A team can’t win 0-0
Rangers fans tend to claim it tho
Juicy video
sounds like gradeAunderA
IT'S ALL BOUT MERICAN FOOTBALL. FUCK YEAHHH!!! MERICAAAA!!!!
I was expecting please subscribe, but no. 'OK bye' 0__0
Ok but can we talk about how he thinks Celtic will *win* ........... *0-0*
Ac 130 above
Holy shit, he really does sound like that lol
Why do you have adverts throughout your videos?
I thot this was about horse racing tbch
Soccer! ⚽
Really want to know if he won anything
One juicy fella
I actually learned something lol
Damn, the ad in the middle of video messed me up.
I love winning nil - nil
'Goals are overated' - Andrew Wilson
Good asmr but why the ads on between. It defeats the purpose of
I don’t like ads throughout ASMR videos. They should be at beginning and end only.
Sorry, RUclips added those. Thought we had changed them all. Thanks for letting us know. It's changed now. Ads just at the start. We never have ads at the end.
@@PureUnintentionalASMR
They’re back just fyi. Not pointing finger at anyone but think most would agree completely ruins the entire point of watching ASMR for most.