Unintentional ASMR 🖋️ VERY Relaxing Voice Talks Whisper Quiet About How To Place A Football Bets ⚽

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  • Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024

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  • @PureUnintentionalASMR
    @PureUnintentionalASMR  6 лет назад +23

    If you enjoyed this video please subscribe and hit that bell icon for the best unintentional ASMR videos on RUclips. goo.gl/QLm8Qw
    Also let me know in the comments what type of video you'd like to see next!

  • @cisbio682
    @cisbio682 5 лет назад +103

    A soothing unhurried voice - and no pointless, annoying finger tapping. gold

  • @JG-nx3jg
    @JG-nx3jg 5 лет назад +90

    I prefer the tactic of laying on a series of impulsive accumulators when completely battered and then waking up the next morning with crippling anxiety.

  • @bakihanma7233
    @bakihanma7233 4 года назад +95

    I feel like he somehow explained everything and nothing at the same time

  • @TheAmbientUniverse
    @TheAmbientUniverse 6 лет назад +489

    Very juicy prices. Nice and juicy

    • @bakihanma7233
      @bakihanma7233 4 года назад +17

      Fuuuck these prices better quit playin before I act up 🥵🥵

    • @SeanBoyle2016
      @SeanBoyle2016 3 года назад +1

      @@bakihanma7233 mad

    • @retrothecake
      @retrothecake 3 года назад +1

      @@SeanBoyle2016 sad

  • @-K_J-
    @-K_J- 5 лет назад +134

    I don't QUITE understand what the hell he's talking about but man his voice is nice

    • @4exgold
      @4exgold 5 лет назад +18

      he's doing a few small bets at high odds. accumulator bets consist of selecting more than 1 team to win, lose or draw. if youre predicting actual scores as well, youll get very high odds, thats why he only does small stakes

  • @prophetkat
    @prophetkat 6 лет назад +489

    A very soothing gambling addict...

    • @diamonddave7962
      @diamonddave7962 6 лет назад +1

      Indeed..

    • @AwesomeDude799
      @AwesomeDude799 5 лет назад +5

      @Zach Zach I would like to know him as well. Hook me up with his contact info.

    • @chickenpotpieare3things
      @chickenpotpieare3things 4 года назад +3

      @@AwesomeDude799 ...where is @ZachZach? Did his comment get deleted?

  • @colonelkellando6975
    @colonelkellando6975 6 лет назад +254

    Because the prices...
    Are very nice
    And juicy

  • @trailerparksupervisor7046
    @trailerparksupervisor7046 6 лет назад +176

    Juicy prices

  • @scrambo6182
    @scrambo6182 2 года назад +75

    This man's microphone and cadence makes him sound like a Mandalorian.

    • @umad9784
      @umad9784 Год назад +7

      He really does sound like a Walmart Boba Fett

    • @LEWDOG2020
      @LEWDOG2020 Год назад

      It's called a south African accent you soycuck beta Disney cuck Yankee doodle prick

    • @Airtrooper719
      @Airtrooper719 5 месяцев назад

      ​@LEWDOG2020 it's a southern English accent actually

  • @Kjca_1998
    @Kjca_1998 4 года назад +160

    Celtic making history by being the first football team in history to win without scoring a goal.

    • @Not_Nyx864
      @Not_Nyx864 3 года назад +26

      You could win when the opponent gets 5 red cards.

    • @hardcoreheaven4
      @hardcoreheaven4 2 года назад +8

      😂😂😂 did Celtic win 0-0? Can we get confirmation of that please Kammy?
      I dunno Jeff; I thought they meant Boston Celtics I’m in America

    • @WhimsicalShark
      @WhimsicalShark Год назад +3

      It was a juicy and very nice win

    • @darthvader4027
      @darthvader4027 11 месяцев назад +1

      Champions league is 2 games. If one team scores a goal in the first leg, they can win by nil nil in the 2nd leg.

    • @curoi555
      @curoi555 9 месяцев назад +2

      A final that ends in a shootout after a nil-nil draw is won without scoring a goal. Penalties don't count.

  • @mattjindrak
    @mattjindrak 3 года назад +36

    I was trying to tell my brother about this video the other night but all I could say was "the prices were juicy nil nil"

  • @TERRYBIGGENDEN
    @TERRYBIGGENDEN 6 лет назад +78

    He is very soothing indeed. I've seen all his clips. I like them especially because the are not self-conscious. I'm not interested in all the forced whispering ASMR ideas just don't work for me. :-(

    • @kc2815
      @kc2815 5 лет назад

      Source?

    • @monkymoment4182
      @monkymoment4182 5 лет назад +1

      @@kc2815 You can check this video's description for his channel

    • @rofocale666
      @rofocale666 2 года назад +1

      I’m hearing ya! A great deal of the ASMR content creators are excessively self-conscious…. You can feel their anxiety…. Which is paradoxical for “relaxation” vids.

    • @TERRYBIGGENDEN
      @TERRYBIGGENDEN 2 года назад

      @@monkymoment4182 Yes I watch them all a lot They are still very soothing and pleasant. :-)

    • @monkymoment4182
      @monkymoment4182 2 года назад +2

      @@TERRYBIGGENDEN thank you for reminding me this video exists. it's been quite a long three years

  • @DiminishedStudios
    @DiminishedStudios 6 лет назад +161

    I took all his advice and now I'm broke

  • @tjc89
    @tjc89 6 лет назад +20

    I saw the original video of this a few years ago. He has more. They are fab.

    • @gill5570
      @gill5570 6 лет назад

      TB89 do you know the name of his channel? His voice is amazing!

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis 6 лет назад +1

      @@gill5570 it's linked to in the description text under this video!

    • @TERRYBIGGENDEN
      @TERRYBIGGENDEN 6 лет назад

      They are . Really great. He is most soothing and also has a nice personality. :-)

  • @Balloonbot
    @Balloonbot 6 лет назад +34

    Good thing he blacked out that Bet-Fred logo

  • @anonnico5475
    @anonnico5475 4 года назад +4

    i like this reimagining of uncut gems

  • @stormsinafrica2189
    @stormsinafrica2189 3 года назад +23

    He was a betting man, a gambler mostly at that time........

    • @haaggus
      @haaggus 2 месяца назад

      I’ve seen that reference multiple times on this channel. What is it from lol

  • @cynthiaandherbrain
    @cynthiaandherbrain 6 лет назад +119

    He sounds like Tigger from winnie the pooh❤

    • @Chillymosquito
      @Chillymosquito 6 лет назад +1

      Cynthia Goble lolll...wow u r right

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 3 года назад +2

      The wonderful thing about Tiggers
      Is that Tiggers have very juicy prices

  • @hypnotized2550
    @hypnotized2550 Год назад +4

    idky but him saying “must be first, must be second and must be third” is so satisfying

  • @jupiter5821
    @jupiter5821 6 лет назад +55

    just trying to relax but I paid too much attention to the content and I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND

    • @mqv834
      @mqv834 6 лет назад +15

      Ann27 27 relaxing voice but he is extremely bad at explaining wtf is going on

  • @twatcrash1595
    @twatcrash1595 6 лет назад +149

    Celtic will win 0-0?? Whiiittttt?????

    • @Jiff321
      @Jiff321 6 лет назад +2

      TwaT Crash Celtic could be +.5

    • @TERRYBIGGENDEN
      @TERRYBIGGENDEN 6 лет назад +5

      I think he just means it;s the correct winning score as regards hu=is choices. A slip of the tongue tongue. :-)

    • @ComradeLeonTrotsky
      @ComradeLeonTrotsky 5 лет назад

      They were dogs. +1/2

    • @jackiechan5626
      @jackiechan5626 5 лет назад

      Aggregate.

    • @thechume4683
      @thechume4683 5 лет назад +7

      Probably because Celtic won the first leg, so if they draw they will win on aggregate.

  • @piholino
    @piholino 4 года назад +11

    I like his handwriting.

  • @loveadumb
    @loveadumb 6 месяцев назад +2

    makes total sense

  • @internetexplorer789
    @internetexplorer789 5 лет назад +27

    Dude sounds exactly like bootstrap bill turner explaining liars dice

  • @Bigglesworthicus
    @Bigglesworthicus 4 года назад +6

    when you stumble into the bookies completely ratarsed, scribble a bunch of random numbers down and wake up to your house being repossessed

  • @Lyn-pe2nb
    @Lyn-pe2nb 5 лет назад +153

    Good ASMR but wtf is happening

    • @theelovelypluto
      @theelovelypluto 5 лет назад +2

      mood.

    • @euclid7912
      @euclid7912 4 года назад +15

      That's basically what I expect with every unintentional ASMR video at this point.

    • @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz
      @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz 4 года назад +3

      no freaking idea but made me sleep so it’s all good.

    • @CLOUD_7_7_7_7
      @CLOUD_7_7_7_7 Год назад +4

      A man justifying his 10000/1 acca bro 🤣

    • @Phillifan1
      @Phillifan1 2 месяца назад +3

      Hes betting on soccer games and figuring out the odds

  • @Sasquatch_101
    @Sasquatch_101 6 лет назад +59

    *juicyness I N T E N S I F I E S*

  • @artvandelay2728
    @artvandelay2728 25 дней назад +1

    This way in May 2005. Correct scores: Celtic-Aberdeen 2-0, Man U-Chelsea 1-3, AC Milan-Juventus 0-1

  • @WestFlipian
    @WestFlipian 2 года назад +4

    I love the loud advertisements in the middle of the video to mess up my progress of going to sleep

  • @MajorIllustration
    @MajorIllustration Год назад +2

    Fell asleep to this, yay and then VERY loud excited female voice ad woke me up minutes later.

    • @gitman3486
      @gitman3486 5 месяцев назад

      ublock origin my guy

  • @WalrusDoom
    @WalrusDoom 6 лет назад +22

    This is gold

  • @William27410
    @William27410 Год назад +5

    Really glad the prices are "nice and juicy".

  • @trapbois4573
    @trapbois4573 6 лет назад +67

    He didn't get red in the face this time

    • @Liam24795
      @Liam24795 6 лет назад +6

      Trap Bois and he didn’t apologise for his sandwich breath

    • @syeofficial2351
      @syeofficial2351 6 лет назад +2

      I had a top comment on that video :(

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 3 года назад

      Sandwich breath for war

  • @jayjayb89
    @jayjayb89 Год назад +3

    0:20 Wonder if his celtic winning 0-0 bet came in

  • @nitrocreeper10
    @nitrocreeper10 3 года назад +5

    He was a quiet man.. A better. A better with *juicy* wagers.

  • @dallastimebandits
    @dallastimebandits 5 лет назад +5

    You could go to one of these soccer games and still have same outcome of being sleepy, celtic 0-0 snooze 🛏

  • @TheStorm-gz8kf
    @TheStorm-gz8kf 5 лет назад +9

    I am a certified bookie now.

  • @fangliren
    @fangliren 6 лет назад +6

    Great video! Does anyone know what’s going on in the trebles calculation? It looks like he’s using an abbreviated combination formula; is that because ANY 3 matches he picks can constitute his treble?

    • @maeg.9123
      @maeg.9123 5 лет назад +3

      What even is a treble

    • @best7993
      @best7993 4 года назад +3

      @@maeg.9123 thats what im wanting to know this entire time😂😂

    • @slushpuppie19
      @slushpuppie19 Год назад +2

      @@maeg.9123 A standard treble is betting on three different outcomes to all be correct. So, a single bet would be predicting the outcome of just the first match (Celtic score was 0-0), a double would be predicting two matches (Celtic 0-0 AND Chelsea 1-0), and a treble is three matches (Celtic 0-0, Chelsea 1-0, AND AC Milan 2-1). For a single only one outcome has to be predicted correctly, but in mutiples all the outcomes have to be predicted correctly for the bet to be a winning bet. Just predicted 2/3 of the scores correctly earns you nothing.

    • @slushpuppie19
      @slushpuppie19 Год назад +1

      Yes that's correct, he's betting that somewhere in that list of different outcomes, he's picked three outcomes that were correct. So he could have a list of ten matches and do trebles on all of them, he just has to get three results right out of ten matches to win a treble then. And of course he could win more than one treble!

    • @noahduller6646
      @noahduller6646 Год назад

      ​@@slushpuppie19 but still his formula is wrong. You simply have to multiplay the number of bets of each game he's betting on. So in his example at around 5:30 the number of bets is 3*3*3*3= 81 and not 108

  • @burntgod7165
    @burntgod7165 6 лет назад +9

    Soothing but completely baffling.

  • @coreysturner2748
    @coreysturner2748 4 года назад +6

    If you could describe the prices with just one adjective, how would you describe them?

    • @charlesmartinjr3971
      @charlesmartinjr3971 3 года назад

      Hahahahaha! I laughed way harder at this than is probably healthy!

  • @stevejones4235
    @stevejones4235 5 лет назад +9

    Maria needs to do a Russian soccer gambling video.

  • @HillProductions1878
    @HillProductions1878 6 лет назад +8

    Was following this until about 6:40.
    Now I have no idea what is going on and can't sleep.

    • @maeg.9123
      @maeg.9123 5 лет назад +1

      Alex Hill was never there can you explain what you know cause wUt iS tHIs

  • @michaelwozniak183
    @michaelwozniak183 6 лет назад +24

    The grandpa I never had.​

    • @TERRYBIGGENDEN
      @TERRYBIGGENDEN 6 лет назад

      I htik he is quite young really_maybe 40s?

  • @flo-grownplumber6
    @flo-grownplumber6 6 лет назад +20

    Gambling using Common Core

  • @pradneshdeshpande8573
    @pradneshdeshpande8573 2 года назад

    Is this use for cricket

  • @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz
    @ReneAlexisPenalozaMunoz 4 года назад

    Fell asleep @ 15 mimutes. mission accomplished.

  • @powdermik
    @powdermik 6 лет назад +8

    Sounds like Grady from the shining 😳

    • @dcw515
      @dcw515 6 лет назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing lol

    • @Mrsilenciobackgammon
      @Mrsilenciobackgammon 4 года назад

      Michael R remarkable coincidence considering the song stuck in my head.

  • @slushpuppie19
    @slushpuppie19 Год назад +2

    If this was the guy who taught me to manage a betting shop, I'd have fallen asleep & failed the tests lol.

  • @SeanBoyle2016
    @SeanBoyle2016 4 года назад +1

    You can clearly see Betfred through the marker 🤣👍

  • @fifahd196
    @fifahd196 4 года назад +3

    Its gamblings lads,there is no strategy its win or lose ,i feel like he writes it all down to be more confident and at least if he loses he went out fighting hahahahhs

  • @RM-jc1gr
    @RM-jc1gr Год назад +1

    I'm pretty sure he is using a dry eraser marker on paper of which I will have to deduct points on overall ASMR score. Haha!

  • @denisekieffer3612
    @denisekieffer3612 5 лет назад +1

    Mr Banks from Mary Poppins he knows what is 🙌

  • @erkanzengin4846
    @erkanzengin4846 3 года назад +2

    How does a team win 0-0?

  • @Insignifant
    @Insignifant 5 лет назад +9

    He established juicyness.

  • @dcw515
    @dcw515 6 лет назад +6

    Hmmmmm Mr. Grady weren't you once the Caretaker here????

    • @AbbeyRoad52
      @AbbeyRoad52 6 лет назад +2

      Exactly what I was thinking too!

    • @RustySpoons6490
      @RustySpoons6490 6 лет назад +4

      “I'm sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the caretaker.
      You've always been the caretaker. I should know, sir. I've always been here...”

  • @TheVampirePredator
    @TheVampirePredator 5 лет назад +3

    Prelude to broken thumbs

  • @georgechristopoulos9911
    @georgechristopoulos9911 11 месяцев назад +2

    What’s the point of asmr when you allow advertising to interrupt ? I woke twice in 10 minute s!

  • @macp988
    @macp988 4 года назад

    I rarely watch male asmr but this kinda put me to sleep wtf

  • @CatastrophicalPencil
    @CatastrophicalPencil 3 года назад +1

    I lost money on the Italy vs England game because it went to extra time. If I hadn't fallen asleep around the 15 minute mark every time, I might have learnt something.

  • @gwmitchell1980
    @gwmitchell1980 6 лет назад +5

    This would literally have me up all night.. The Football + Maths +Bookies is the exact reason I can't get any kip in the first place....

  • @RudyCantGame
    @RudyCantGame 4 года назад

    Who is the guy doing the football (soccer) bets?

  • @chels-5457
    @chels-5457 6 лет назад +10

    Aye my names chelsea lol

    • @mattjindrak
      @mattjindrak 3 года назад

      Is your last name Nilnil?

  • @SeptienPatterson
    @SeptienPatterson 5 лет назад +1

    Juicy prices needs to a catchphrase.

  • @loafheader
    @loafheader 5 лет назад +1

    Bloody hell them prices video must be a good few years old

  • @RPKGameVids
    @RPKGameVids 2 года назад +2

    If there was mouth crackling it'd be pure gold.

  • @carpenter155
    @carpenter155 2 года назад +1

    Bookie ASMR is apparently a thing

  • @aaronlees9360
    @aaronlees9360 2 года назад

    David Attenborough is a secret gambler 👀. Who'd of thought it.

  • @zareh805
    @zareh805 5 лет назад +1

    Must...have....the.....red.....pen!!!! 2:37

  • @yodudewatup1
    @yodudewatup1 3 года назад +2

    All the ads ruined this viseo

  • @JiklopDave
    @JiklopDave Год назад +2

    Let the neck be free, the back lengthen and widen, and the prices be nice and juicy.

  • @Conda17
    @Conda17 6 лет назад +13

    Did i hear.................juicy?

  • @bentrevallion7159
    @bentrevallion7159 5 лет назад +2

    Gambling addiction makes you shit hot on ya fractions son

    • @halfaberry7775
      @halfaberry7775 Год назад

      I know this is four years old but you're Australian huh

  • @maxmilnes7617
    @maxmilnes7617 2 года назад

    Why do you have adverts throughout your videos?

  • @thatcanadian6698
    @thatcanadian6698 4 года назад +1

    Do I hear his stomach gurgling at 13:42 ?

  • @maxporter3756
    @maxporter3756 6 лет назад +2

    Juicy video

  • @Blueskybuffalo
    @Blueskybuffalo Месяц назад

    This video must have been ziplocked for it to remain so juicy after 6 years.

  • @stephenv6054
    @stephenv6054 8 месяцев назад

    Great ASMR. But this is a perfect example of someone who doesn’t understand he is speaking a language that most people don’t understand.

  • @harrywinckworth4116
    @harrywinckworth4116 4 года назад

    3 digits. 3 digits. 3 digits. Symmetrical.

  • @SMFBox
    @SMFBox 5 лет назад +3

    Sounds like elderly grade A under A

  • @TheEggster111
    @TheEggster111 6 лет назад

    IT'S ALL BOUT MERICAN FOOTBALL. FUCK YEAHHH!!! MERICAAAA!!!!

  • @marsbeads
    @marsbeads 2 года назад

    Damn, the ad in the middle of video messed me up.

  • @NadrianATRS
    @NadrianATRS 4 года назад

    it's soccer, damn it

  • @geowgeow
    @geowgeow 3 года назад

    If you are finding your prices are too juicy, simply place a piece of paper behind

  • @matthewgowenlock199
    @matthewgowenlock199 4 года назад

    Really want to know if he won anything

  • @theslipperysoku
    @theslipperysoku 2 года назад +1

    Ac 130 above

    • @corn1676
      @corn1676 2 года назад

      Holy shit, he really does sound like that lol

  • @Jayyy667
    @Jayyy667 6 лет назад +2

    I actually learned something lol

  • @NadrianATRS
    @NadrianATRS 3 года назад

    Soccer! ⚽

  • @geowgeow
    @geowgeow 3 года назад

    His prices are as juicy as my markers

  • @TwinOusKysAni
    @TwinOusKysAni 5 лет назад +1

    sounds like gradeAunderA

  • @TimSter15
    @TimSter15 6 лет назад +1

    I was expecting please subscribe, but no. 'OK bye' 0__0

  • @brandonrojas4716
    @brandonrojas4716 6 лет назад +1

    I thot this was about horse racing tbch

  • @Somnogenesis
    @Somnogenesis 6 лет назад +8

    Does he have a South African accent, or am I imagining it?

    • @streetwisehercules9956
      @streetwisehercules9956 6 лет назад +22

      Not even close to South African

    • @Balloonbot
      @Balloonbot 6 лет назад +9

      Its not, but going out on a limb and say hes British-Asian

    • @jayzui_9564
      @jayzui_9564 6 лет назад +9

      Idiots. It's Welsh you fucking mops

    • @bbbearcat
      @bbbearcat 6 лет назад +3

      Jason Galea it’s not welsh. listen to the way he says ‘correct’ and ‘win’, there is an obvious south asian sound. he was probably born in the uk and got the accent inflection from parents or has lived here for a long time.

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis 6 лет назад +1

      @@bbbearcat yes it's those sort of words that have a distinct yet hard-to-place accent, coupled with an overall 'throaty' sound, that I couldn't put my finger on. I see where you're coming from with the British South Asian theory.

  • @pikupstiks
    @pikupstiks 2 года назад

    I don’t like ads throughout ASMR videos. They should be at beginning and end only.

    • @PureUnintentionalASMR
      @PureUnintentionalASMR  2 года назад

      Sorry, RUclips added those. Thought we had changed them all. Thanks for letting us know. It's changed now. Ads just at the start. We never have ads at the end.

    • @nicksminicabs
      @nicksminicabs Год назад

      @@PureUnintentionalASMR
      They’re back just fyi. Not pointing finger at anyone but think most would agree completely ruins the entire point of watching ASMR for most.

  • @alextaylor3015
    @alextaylor3015 Год назад

    I love winning nil - nil

  • @andresdubon2608
    @andresdubon2608 2 года назад +1

    hahahahahaha
    it was relaxing until he got to the math part. 🤣🤣
    Had never seen someone multiply so many 1 at once and doubt about it. 😂

  • @jishthepickled3711
    @jishthepickled3711 6 лет назад +5

    celtic v Aberdeen 0-0 ?????? r u ok

    • @vibes6326
      @vibes6326 6 лет назад +2

      jishthepickled coybig ya fuckin flannel

    • @jishthepickled3711
      @jishthepickled3711 6 лет назад +4

      vibes Excuse me ?

    • @dcw515
      @dcw515 6 лет назад +1

      Vibes took the wrong pills when he woke up

    • @jayjaybinks1401
      @jayjaybinks1401 6 лет назад +2

      Vibes fuck the pope ya smelly tim

    • @TheSteveF
      @TheSteveF 6 лет назад

      @@jayjaybinks1401 Who hurt you?

  • @SonnyL
    @SonnyL 6 лет назад +1

    A draw isn’t a win you. A team can’t win 0-0

  • @Crysdellcommentary
    @Crysdellcommentary Месяц назад

    Bro it's just ppl kicking balls how tf is there a mathematical algorithm for this 😭

  • @georgechristopoulos9911
    @georgechristopoulos9911 5 месяцев назад

    Good asmr but why the ads on between. It defeats the purpose of