Other than the animal abuse kidnapping and child endangerment he’s pretty much normal crimes teens didand compared to the stuff meg peter and lois have done he’s definitely one of the less insane griffins
You know, Chris suddenly throwing very intelligent, very clever insults at people while lugging around a large backpack should have been a dead giveaway that someone's helping him be less socially inept in the world of insults.
Yeah, he's too stupid to be actively malicious in most situations, but not confidently stupid enough to get into all the wacky hijinks and buffoonery that Peter does.
faked her death and framed lois because she brought her to the principal's office and got her expelled for being an insufferable loser and well, Joe's cutaway.
Out of all the terrible things the Griffins have done, Chris's evil actions are a bit more basic. I somehow consider him "my favorite" member of the family.
You should be proud of yourself it takes most people like 50 (probably more) vids to reach this level of subs you’ve done it in 9 vids because how entertaining ur vids are❤
Just got to say, I love the amazingly comedic commentary. You won yourself another subscriber. :) I do hope your week is going well, and I look forward to watching more compilations.
Dude, i love your videos. You always explain the episodes so well for those who havent seen them and you use also add commentary and you dont use an ai voice
I like this channel and will subscribe, he said “ik you read the title and we’ll get to the bad stuff next” he reassured us that we didn’t get click baited, THATS A GOAT
"i'm not that old guys, ok!?" that is what every Minecraft RUclipsr says as well before things go horribly wrong. and sadly, no matter how much they want to, a Cutaway is not going to save them from that mistake.
ngl i am with meg on the experiment one i mean yeah doing all the chores and all is a good amount of work but at the same time lois doesnt really do anything else she doesnt even have hobbys well if you dont count abusing meg as one
That part where Peter tells his kids to pin it on Lois and is just so nonchalant when they wwre thinking he'd freak reminds me of something many times over... I just couldn't stop laughing.
Uh, excuse me.. That's NOT a dead gerbil in the fish tank. That's a fur fish. They swim REALLY fast, for like thirty seconds, and then they sleep for hours. In the episode 'Trading Places', Chris really isn't doing THAT much on terms of being bad, I think he's just overwhelmed with adult responsibilities, and lashing out. The worst of it is when he's dragging Meg around the neighborhood so she can tell their neighbors that Chris is a 'failure' of a family provider, and that time when he got drunk to cope with the stress.. I think he also says he'll watch his parents get intimate. In "Brian the Bachelor", Chris vandalized a pharmacy, and participated in numerous pranks, and devious actions.. So yeah, it's pretty bad. The reason why it's hard to pin it on him is because the pimple (Doug) is actually sentient, proving to be smarter than Chris and is manipulative. Why he'd vandalize Goldman's Pharmacy is because he's afraid of losing the closest thing he has to having a friend (if you exclude Neil Goldman in the odd episode where they're seen eating lunch together). I'd chalk this up mostly as a display of Chris being manipulated through peer pressure, as he is clearly not the power broker in this relationship. In "An App a Day", that's not Mort at the cafeteria table with Chris. That is Neil, Mort's son. Aside from that, everything else is correct.
Bruh i don't care what people say. Chris is not the kindest person in the Griffin family. Meg is. While she definitely has her dark moments like everyone else, it's clearly because all she ever experiences is abuse and cruelty instead of love. The fact that she still cares about Peter, her main abuser and tormentor who literally tried to erase her from existence, easily makes her the purest. Chris has no excuse, he just chooses to be jerk like Peter does.
this video took a lot longer than usual, hope you enjoy! subscribe for another video later this week? 💦
Video good, need more video, Please
Sir aren’t you forgetting someone
epic
SamBucha?
Make compilation
Chris is probably the most tame griffin. Like he's still a bad person but he's not doing even half of what the others do
i’d say meg, she didn’t kill much like chris.
@@MyDreamsDissapear false Meg has gone around murdering people in a wedding dress 😂
@@MyDreamsDissapear Isn't meg literally a serial killer?
@@BananaBunker Valid. (This is a joke.)
@@BananaBunkeri don’t blame her she’s had it rough
When I was a kid, I always thought Chris was the oldest, since he was the biggest.
Wdym biggest
fat
@@sweatyclam that's Ohio.
He issnt the oldest???
@@nicothiel1709believe it or not he ain’t. Meg is the oldest.
Chris Crime List(Updating as I go)
4:05: Reckless Endangerment
8:09: Driving without a license
8:19: Speeding
10:57: Underage Drinking
13:45: Child Endangerment
15:47: Arson
15:57: Vandalism
16:24: Destruction Of Property
18:58: S*xting
24:13: Animal Abuse
27:53: Kidnapping
32:47: Child Endangerment
Other than the animal abuse kidnapping and child endangerment he’s pretty much normal crimes teens didand compared to the stuff meg peter and lois have done he’s definitely one of the less insane griffins
I remember Chris and Meg killing people together.
@@Angeldeath007c yep in the school😅😅😅
@@Angeldeath007cthat scene was soooo dope
You know, Chris suddenly throwing very intelligent, very clever insults at people while lugging around a large backpack should have been a dead giveaway that someone's helping him be less socially inept in the world of insults.
Yea but they wouldn’t think it was his baby brother
peters highschool suit was one of the shooters from columbine 💀💀💀💀
😭😭😭
That's on point for Peter, unfortunately.
@@swe_vinne8844 bruh
@@swe_vinne8844 That's disturbing...
@@swe_vinne8844aint nobody laughing dawg
"I gotta get off my addiction to these videos-"
*Sees a new video posted.*
"Aaand this is my life now."
welcome back
you can never leave
It's inescapable.
Lmaoooo I love family guy insiders
Agreed.
7:49 bro i almost clicked off the video i physically had to restrain myself
(Nvm) I almost did the same after hearing it
he was also lying about chris kicking the dead girl ive watched the episode 😭
Adam West's worst ever moments.
interesting...
YESSSS!!!
what does adam west even do?
@@ZeroniaNMcutaways or political corruption usually
he has none, he is perfect
"You actually like High School Musical? What are you, 8?"
For once, I'm with Connie.
Now what's wrong with HSM? 🤨🤨
I LIKE some of the songs from that series.🐺
I said it then and i'll say it again, that one sucks.
I love how consist you are with making videos please keep it up
I'll try!
I always thought Chris was the best of the worst. The Griffins are all awful people mostly, and Chris is the least awful imo
I agree
Chris is a legend
Yeah, he's too stupid to be actively malicious in most situations, but not confidently stupid enough to get into all the wacky hijinks and buffoonery that Peter does.
nah, chris is worse than Meg and Stewie
18:40 this is mort's son, Neil btw (Mort is Peter's age and the one that works at the pharmacy)
Chris is not an inherently bad person. Most of his bad behavior comes from lack of knowledge.
Honestly, I think it would be interesting if you made a Connie's worst ever moments seeing as there's so many things you could use
great idea!
@@sweatyclamepik
@@sweatyclam wow thanks man!!! I didn't think that you would notice this, I really appreciate that!
She got Lois arrested by taking her death after lois got her expelled
faked her death and framed lois because she brought her to the principal's office and got her expelled for being an insufferable loser
and well, Joe's cutaway.
I swear you just explain things in a way that gets me hooked on the video
Out of all the terrible things the Griffins have done, Chris's evil actions are a bit more basic. I somehow
consider him "my favorite" member of the family.
I was thinking about watching your videos when you uploaded
awesome
17:41 this show is so random and stupid and i love it 💀💀💀💀
Can you keep pumping this slop out i love it
Remember when Chris had a talking zit? 😱
yeah, I thought Doug the talking zit was why he was bad in that episode…
That fact that bro was trying to call Chris the r word is crazy 💀
You should be proud of yourself it takes most people like 50 (probably more) vids to reach this level of subs you’ve done it in 9 vids because how entertaining ur vids are❤
thanks!
0 views in 1 seconds? Bro fell off
i am cooked
Hey man@@sweatyclam
These comments are annoying as fck and hilarious to
@sweatyclam fr fell of so hard man,
New world record
Fastest fell off
JK btw
@@sweatyclam hola
"His heart is in the right place but his brain isn't" what brain we never seen him use it.
true
The chemical castration does not count as he was on pharmaceuticals.
Just got to say, I love the amazingly comedic commentary. You won yourself another subscriber. :) I do hope your week is going well, and I look forward to watching more compilations.
"The new spitball" Ah yes, I remember regurgitating a live bovine through a plastic straw once or twice.
Dude, i love your videos. You always explain the episodes so well for those who havent seen them and you use also add commentary and you dont use an ai voice
2:01 love the channel for editing like this, suddle but effective
Even in a video about Chris, Brian doesn't fail to be a scumbag
Everyone wake up, Sweatyclam posted an 34:47 long video
I discovered you through Snapchat and it’s the only reason I still use Snapchat
Do one about Cleveland and more 30 minute long ones
will add it to the list
@@sweatyclamafter a couple more vids you should start making compilation vids for characters people will love it
it’s so impressive how quickly you’ve grown as a youtuber
29:20 its not actually seth that voices chris, its another personwho i forgot. but you can find his voice actor in episode 200 (i think)
Chris the most underrated character but he does got some crazy moments W video Goat🐐🔥🔥
Love your channel
That buffalo bill part with Chris is hilarious especially cause Seth Green is just doing tweaked buffalo bob impression
I love this new family guy channel
3:37 whoa! Did not expect a two girls one cup reference there😂
Bro has so much beef with every family guy charecter.
babe wake up, new sweatyclam video dropped
I like this channel and will subscribe, he said “ik you read the title and we’ll get to the bad stuff next” he reassured us that we didn’t get click baited, THATS A GOAT
I'm gonna watch this later, seems good. Ty!
"i'm not that old guys, ok!?"
that is what every Minecraft RUclipsr says as well before things go horribly wrong. and sadly, no matter how much they want to, a Cutaway is not going to save them from that mistake.
I love how fair you are w this show. Like, you know this show so well knowing how flawed it is.
Always love you're family guy videos keep it up champ!
5:14 “His heart is certainly in the right place even if his brain isn’t” 😂😂
Megatron's heart is on his head
Can we get the worst things connie has done or worst things done to connie next?
So chris bad moments are
1:poupler over his head 😓
2:hurting his girl friends 😥
3:being a perv 😰
4:hurting his own family 😭
Hey dude, if you will do a “…. worst crimes” i would like to see list of crimes of the character in the episode.
Hope you will see, happy for 20k btw
Been looking forward to this!
Nice Pfp!
your videos are amazing. good job.
bro is the best narrator
Bro I love your vids please upload more often and I know it takes time to make vids like these but there so fun to watch
Chris is probably the least evil in the family.
1:46 the fact I literally did check the title right before he said that 😭
Chris Griffin can rhyme with upcoming king if u accentuate the last sillable in griffin
so random but for like 3 days, all ive been doing is binging your videos… what kind of drug did you put in these
6:58 HAS ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Is nobody going to acknowledge the fact that this dude called neil "mort"
yay i love your vids happy to see a new one
2:05 3rd jock sounds like a mortal kombat in 2003
Nah, why am I addicted to bro
pause?
@@heavenlyRyou all diddy😈
Bro what
@@SsgSleepy WILD
I love these videos keep up the great work
Thanks, will do!
Ohh my god every video i'm almost dying of laughter. I love the sarcastic commentary 😂😂😂
thanks!
3:50 if Chris just stayed loyal to connie IT COULD OF BEEN A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP
Nice video, looks like all the griffin's are a bit crazy
ngl i am with meg on the experiment one i mean yeah doing all the chores and all is a good amount of work but at the same time lois doesnt really do anything else she doesnt even have hobbys well if you dont count abusing meg as one
Spit ball ❌
Spit bull ✅
9:11 Well by today's standards, Peter seems to be fulfilling his role perfectly as a normal high school kid.
The dirtbike thing was horrible. Great video.
Love when u upload
0 view in 1 second? YOU DID NOT FELL OFF KEEP ON MAKING GREAT CONTENT AND IGNORE THE PEOPLE WHO SAY YOU FELL OFF
Wow ur channel is growing so fast congrats!! 🎈🍾🎉🎊
1:47 I forgot the title I thought this would be good 😭
“Just don’t add the cup..”
is bizzare😭
oooohhhhhhh doug is a little shop of horrors reference
Bro is HELLA active and I’m so happy to see it LOVE YOUR CONTENT BRO
That part where Peter tells his kids to pin it on Lois and is just so nonchalant when they wwre thinking he'd freak reminds me of something many times over... I just couldn't stop laughing.
This channel is awesome
Bro I'm in tears😭😭😭💀💀💀 2:03
Uh, excuse me.. That's NOT a dead gerbil in the fish tank. That's a fur fish. They swim REALLY fast, for like thirty seconds, and then they sleep for hours.
In the episode 'Trading Places', Chris really isn't doing THAT much on terms of being bad, I think he's just overwhelmed with adult responsibilities, and lashing out. The worst of it is when he's dragging Meg around the neighborhood so she can tell their neighbors that Chris is a 'failure' of a family provider, and that time when he got drunk to cope with the stress.. I think he also says he'll watch his parents get intimate.
In "Brian the Bachelor", Chris vandalized a pharmacy, and participated in numerous pranks, and devious actions.. So yeah, it's pretty bad. The reason why it's hard to pin it on him is because the pimple (Doug) is actually sentient, proving to be smarter than Chris and is manipulative. Why he'd vandalize Goldman's Pharmacy is because he's afraid of losing the closest thing he has to having a friend (if you exclude Neil Goldman in the odd episode where they're seen eating lunch together). I'd chalk this up mostly as a display of Chris being manipulated through peer pressure, as he is clearly not the power broker in this relationship.
In "An App a Day", that's not Mort at the cafeteria table with Chris. That is Neil, Mort's son. Aside from that, everything else is correct.
26:37 Forrest Gump reference😂
yeah so bud bud the only thing i dont like in your channel is that i already watched all videos, you are great man keep goin with that channel
Bruh i don't care what people say. Chris is not the kindest person in the Griffin family. Meg is. While she definitely has her dark moments like everyone else, it's clearly because all she ever experiences is abuse and cruelty instead of love. The fact that she still cares about Peter, her main abuser and tormentor who literally tried to erase her from existence, easily makes her the purest. Chris has no excuse, he just chooses to be jerk like Peter does.
Love your vids
thank you
My God I've never been this early for anyone, regardless, I'm looking forward to the video.
BRO I WAS LITERALLY WATCHING THE 10TH EPISODE BEFORE I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO
your vids are awesome
Brian and Quagmire like their girls younger
💀💀💀💀💀💀
bruhhhhh what the fuck Chris
x2
"Joe's worst ever moments (He's actually horrible)" next
The final family member is here
sweaty clam's sarcasm is awesome
Bro changed the image and made it so much better
nothing is more creepy than clicking on a video and hearing "how knew having a dead family member could be so much fun?"
Men already think we can shape shift ange….i think this further proves that point 😭😭😭 but this is absolutely beautiful 🩵🩵🩵
finally a video about pyrocynical
the cup sentence caught me completely off guard
W video😭
I'm disappointed it's not titled "Every time Chris Griffin deserves to go to jail".
Jokes aside, another video worth watching! Yay!
that will be another video lol
18:54 song name?
Shazam it