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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @Jakerton
    @Jakerton Год назад +22058

    Was gonna save this for later but then dropped everything when I saw the black shirt in the thumbnail.

    • @GaseousSnake2
      @GaseousSnake2 Год назад +276

      YOOO JAKE! Two of my favorite RUclipsrs in the same place! Let’s go!!

    • @MickMack47
      @MickMack47 Год назад +45

      yooo jakey boy

    • @dinglian4706
      @dinglian4706 Год назад

      @@p-__shut up, bot

    • @modishgen7481
      @modishgen7481 Год назад +29

      What’s up jake

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter Год назад +168

      charlie's shirt is like a moodring
      you know it's gonna be some shit when he wears black

  • @komandoando
    @komandoando Год назад +9670

    being so disgusted you’re compelled to take notes is hilarious

    • @victoriabrooke26
      @victoriabrooke26 Год назад +162

      The power of Christ compels him

    • @moistmellow1198
      @moistmellow1198 Год назад +43

      I honestly am surprised he didn’t enjoy it since he enjoys fun bad movies…I haven’t seen it myself but this video makes it sound hysterically bad

    • @buteocks4020
      @buteocks4020 Год назад +4

      Rumplestilskin

    • @buteocks4020
      @buteocks4020 Год назад +5

      ​@Victoria Brooke chris from mr beast, also i dont expect charlie to wanna make a video abt it self but maybe abt how hes like disapointed in sunny or sum

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Год назад +16

      _gets notebook and angrily scribbles_

  • @christophercarrasco154
    @christophercarrasco154 Год назад +9639

    I remember watching a Mexican movie where a Priest had holy brass knuckles and he was literally punching the demon out of a little girl tied to a chair. Probably the funniest thing I've ever seen in an exorcist film.
    EDIT: NO IT'S NOT CONSTANTINE. It was all Spanish.

  • @dodomka7837
    @dodomka7837 Год назад +465

    to be honest, the gabrielle-demon relationship sounds like something straight out of a fanfic

    • @nezukochan471
      @nezukochan471 7 месяцев назад +11

      exactly

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@prosopagnosian unrelated, but your comment is from 6 days ago and has 5 likes, averaging to about 1 like per day, which goes to show about the rewatchability of Charlie's videos whiles scrolling comments, or this video in particular at least.

    • @BE-fw1lr
      @BE-fw1lr 2 месяца назад +6

      Sounds kinda hot, ngl.

  • @doublleg7833
    @doublleg7833 Год назад +2134

    Yesterday, while watching the Popes exorcist, I fell asleep in the theatre and they didn't even check to see if anyone was left in the auditoriums. Woke up at 12:15am, left the movie theatre which was in a mall. At this time the diamond-shaped security gates were over the windows. Everything almost shut down. Luckily the doors open outwards from the inside and re-lock. I hope I don't get in trouble, or mislabeled as some thief or homeless overnighter. There was only a custodian who I saw look in my direction, but I just kept going towards the door. Kinda mad no one checked or woke me up, the theatre was full. Needless to say the movie was kinda BORING.

    • @user-gv5em4md2o
      @user-gv5em4md2o Год назад +401

      Back rooms lore

    • @gozutheDJ
      @gozutheDJ Год назад +20

      LMAOO

    • @doublleg7833
      @doublleg7833 Год назад +227

      @@user-gv5em4md2o You actually hit the nail on the head. It was quiet, and empty. I can hear the white noise from the various buildings/mini stores connected to it. It was a big movie theater and a big mall too, so I was just walking endlessly for a while. The mall was empty too, other than the custodian I saw. When I did see another person, it snapped me out of the backrooms thought and brang me back to reality. Wandering that place made me feel like the "Main Character"

    • @user-gv5em4md2o
      @user-gv5em4md2o Год назад +45

      @@doublleg7833 that’s crazy I bet you were spooked

    • @doublleg7833
      @doublleg7833 Год назад +113

      @@user-gv5em4md2o it's wierd, for the first time I actually had a gut-instinct feeling... to explore more of the mall as soon as I left the theatre portion of the mall. But the moment that thought came I got the "yea that's not a good idea, go home" feeling. Maybe it was my last sign to get out before I actually end up in the backrooms.

  • @mogus1258
    @mogus1258 Год назад +4463

    imagine if satan really did possess someone but his appearance was so underwhelming that nobody cared

    • @dudeskidude8376
      @dudeskidude8376 Год назад

      @@EF-fc4du George Soros and the Rothschilds!

    • @420proof
      @420proof Год назад +35

      eerily possible sounding lol..

    • @Lulu-ex7fc
      @Lulu-ex7fc Год назад +70

      It would drive Satan insane due to him being the origin of the Sin of Pride.

    • @JHotchkiss-im7yk
      @JHotchkiss-im7yk Год назад +34

      No Nancy isn’t charming or charismatic enough to be the devil. The devil was the most beautiful angle.

    • @bubbaj6508
      @bubbaj6508 Год назад +20

      @@Lulu-ex7fc True that’d be crazy. I listened to an exorcist who makes the demons say prayers and embarrass them as much as possible with the power God. Pretty much just mentally beats them up it’s wild.

  • @jg3806
    @jg3806 Год назад +492

    Charlie was so scared that he had to make a video tricking himself into believing he wasn’t scared

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder Год назад +3754

    _The Pope’s Exorcist_ is what happens when the director hands out the script and on every page written in green crayon are the words “wing it”

    • @antfureal
      @antfureal Год назад +5

      @@Calvinthebird. dude 💀

    • @narusuke413
      @narusuke413 Год назад +16

      ​@@Calvinthebird. THEY'RE LEARNING OTHER LANGUAGES NOW?!

    • @nick27270
      @nick27270 Год назад +1

      LOL!

    • @TraditionalArtist1
      @TraditionalArtist1 Год назад +3

      Cringe comment

    • @yleyatarn
      @yleyatarn Год назад +8

      This comment section is wonderful.

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming Год назад +4742

    Jokes aside, Charlie’s idea of a John Wick style exorcist sounds dope as Hell

    • @luisgarcia-ru3sq
      @luisgarcia-ru3sq Год назад +74

      ​@@JaTirk exactly lol

    • @biboii1447
      @biboii1447 Год назад +119

      The power of my Gloc compels you 😅

    • @ApolloAlto
      @ApolloAlto Год назад +71

      That's right up the alley of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

    • @the_agate_gate3782
      @the_agate_gate3782 Год назад +147

      @@JaTirk Yeah. Literally Constantine.

    • @dangerousfables
      @dangerousfables Год назад +49

      I hear there’s a Constantine sequel coming up.

  • @loushia16
    @loushia16 Год назад +167

    "The John Wick of exorcists" is literally John Constantine who was also played by Keanu Reeves.

    • @robjbob
      @robjbob Год назад +10

      i like to think that they're cousins and it's all in the same universe

    • @lucasreis4606
      @lucasreis4606 Год назад +4

      @@robjbob they're asian and the surname is john so we have john wick and john constantine

    • @robjbob
      @robjbob Год назад +2

      @@lucasreis4606 and in speed he plays jack which is a common nickname for people named john, so realistically we could say they’re all related

    • @mike188129
      @mike188129 Год назад

      @@lucasreis4606 Asian? Maybe like 1/4 at most.

    • @centerfield6339
      @centerfield6339 Год назад +2

      ​@@robjbob The John Cinematic Universe? Tell me Neo's name was John too.

  • @Lawrence_Talbot
    @Lawrence_Talbot 10 месяцев назад +79

    Hearing Charlie refer to the Pope as “super high tier, max level bishop” is both hilarious and accurate

    • @IsaiahINRI
      @IsaiahINRI 4 месяца назад +1

      Orthodox are coping and seething right now

    • @thejuiceking2219
      @thejuiceking2219 8 дней назад

      lv 1 choirboy -> lv 100 pope
      that's how Catholicism works

  • @jamesreagan8175
    @jamesreagan8175 Год назад +2309

    Charlie calling the Pope the “Max Level Bishop” is hilariously accurate

    • @TWMAD
      @TWMAD Год назад +73

      he fights the dalai lama & saves the children from the dalai's long serpent shaped tongue

    • @PkPk-pg9bx
      @PkPk-pg9bx Год назад +58

      lvl 99 pope vs lvl 50 bishop

    • @sanghoonlee5171
      @sanghoonlee5171 Год назад +41

      One of the Pope's official titles is "Bishop of Rome." He is the bishop in charge of the top city in the Catholic church, so Charlie's description is totally accurate. 🙂

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife Год назад +19

      That's because he maxxed out Spirit and Devotion stats

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife Год назад +10

      @@PkPk-pg9bx That's how Vatican works

  • @FreeJunction
    @FreeJunction Год назад +2625

    Charlie is that type of guy to say that he’s mad and only tell us why 15 minutes later

  • @kakochi1002
    @kakochi1002 Год назад +8079

    Charlie slowly healing from voice crack is already the greatest thing

    • @Laughisty
      @Laughisty Год назад +12

      *ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

    • @UnitedGaming_12
      @UnitedGaming_12 Год назад +10

      Don't traslate😠
      什里公羊 基卡萨姆 订阅卡罗
      ,,,

    • @nope5994
      @nope5994 Год назад +151

      @@p-__ ill be the judge of that

    • @cedriclee1432
      @cedriclee1432 Год назад +4

      bass charlie is based. wub wub

    • @masongroff8068
      @masongroff8068 Год назад +2

      Time stamp?

  • @LorBell
    @LorBell Год назад +20

    it's called a General Confession and is used specifically at a death-bed service when there IS little time to recite your life's deeds.

  • @gaminganimators7000
    @gaminganimators7000 Год назад +1053

    To be fair, the demon name being their weakness is lore-accurate

    • @southparkfirefly
      @southparkfirefly Год назад +88

      Yeah because control over the name is control over the demon it's the same with Fairies.

    • @servinginhellaimingforheav2446
      @servinginhellaimingforheav2446 Год назад +38

      Yeah pretty much, the same as Warewolves with silver bullets and Vampires with sunlight

    • @catcadev
      @catcadev Год назад +14

      I think the coolest one of these I saw was in a novel called Grey Knights. Randomly, a person starts convulsing and starts speaking in demon scrawl before being shot into space. Then later, it turned out that was the name, and they had to get to a specific spot at a specific time with a specific sword to utter the name and beat the demon which was super cool.

    • @blulikefriendlyhit1213
      @blulikefriendlyhit1213 Год назад +74

      So demons are like redditors, when you say their real name, they get real quiet

    • @secondchance6603
      @secondchance6603 Год назад +11

      If you know its Name, Rank and Number you have control of it and fun fact, that's the system the military uses, name, rank and serial number.

  • @aJazzcat
    @aJazzcat Год назад +1715

    Calling a film "empty calories" is going to be my new favorite thing 😂

    • @tommy_noble
      @tommy_noble Год назад +13

      That's fuckin genius lmao

    • @samiam2003
      @samiam2003 Год назад +1

      lmao

    • @katet9533
      @katet9533 Год назад +3

      I thought the same thing. I’m going to use that for a lot of things now 😆

    • @calebdonaldson7044
      @calebdonaldson7044 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@tommy_noblehow?

  • @Oumegi
    @Oumegi Год назад +382

    The Ao no Exorcist manga made the "demon's name" cliche work in an interesting way - the exorcists basically have a database of known demonic names, but you never know whom you are facing, given that he posseses a body and/or can shapeshift. So the whole shtick is to survive in combat long enough, while reciting one name after another, until you hit a jackpot. Or die.

    • @Hyperversum3
      @Hyperversum3 Год назад +38

      A "True name" on demons is just a trope, its being good or bad entirely depends on how you execute it and how much we understand of the world the story is set in.
      In this film you don't get the potential threat of the demon to larger humanity, you don't get what a priest can and cannot do, you don't get anything to actually buy into the "magic system" they are using.

    • @ZiggyWhiskerz
      @ZiggyWhiskerz Год назад +14

      Blue exorcist is so good! Did they ever come out with later seasons? It's been a few years

    • @fsgrgrrgrerh5085
      @fsgrgrrgrerh5085 Год назад +19

      @@ZiggyWhiskerz the anime diverted very widely from the manga, so I recommend you read it for the continuation of the story, it’s still ongoing.

    • @filthyfrankTV
      @filthyfrankTV Год назад +4

      The anime for ao no exorcist was SHAITE and it started SOOOO good
      Really got my hopes up
      And that one fieiry hair big lips girl was so hot

    • @shawnboahene5231
      @shawnboahene5231 Год назад

      That’s so stupid

  • @edd_icoda1
    @edd_icoda1 Год назад +72

    As a person who has been watching only horror movies for 14 years, the second I saw the trailer I knew it was gonna be horrible. Even when I had the opportunity to watch it, I refused to since I knew it was gonna be atrocious.

    • @simona_merkinin
      @simona_merkinin Год назад +9

      What in your opinion is a good horror movie? Name me some examples please and you better not disappoint me, since you are such a credible movie critic and stuff.

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie 7 месяцев назад

      Literally wasn't even bad. The original Friday the 13th is worse.

  • @humamfa
    @humamfa Год назад +1028

    Retelling bad movies has been my favorite content from Charlie lately.

    • @eastcoastpaper3862
      @eastcoastpaper3862 Год назад +7

      Animated shorts or the dialog is needed in my life

    • @johnmakeray3890
      @johnmakeray3890 Год назад +5

      isnt he spreading hate for profit, tho? jus be honest

    • @EnKGnK
      @EnKGnK Год назад +10

      @@johnmakeray3890 😭💀

    • @eastcoastpaper3862
      @eastcoastpaper3862 Год назад

      @John Makeray hes spreading hate on a review of a film thats demonic???? lol... this aint mathing for me

    • @ThaHulkster
      @ThaHulkster Год назад +1

      If you like that, look up Nick Mullen and thank me later

  • @knoblauchbrotbiszumtod1278
    @knoblauchbrotbiszumtod1278 Год назад +809

    Gabriele Amorth is a real dude, and he actually does the raspberry thing at the start of every exorcism, it's like his way to flip the devil off.

    • @garritgreen
      @garritgreen Год назад +151

      Dude was actually a complete badass. Someone once asked him if he was afraid of Satan and his response was, “No. Satan is afraid of me.” Butchered his namesake with this movie

    • @ItIsYouAreNotYour
      @ItIsYouAreNotYour Год назад +60

      @@garritgreen He's also not afraid, because it's not real. Much like the haunted house every halloween. But this year it's going to be real, I tell yeah!

    • @rjflores3800
      @rjflores3800 Год назад +44

      @@ItIsYouAreNotYour if your gay just be gay, stop beating around the bush with all these closeted remarks.

    • @redact7577
      @redact7577 Год назад +124

      @@rjflores3800 what? 😂

    • @danielwilliams7562
      @danielwilliams7562 Год назад +16

      I was thinking of the JonTron video when he gave that description

  • @Dookieman1975
    @Dookieman1975 Год назад +882

    What would’ve made it fun is if he’s just really good at exorcism and constantly outsmarts demons, but then he meets one that give him a hard time. Like he just trolls him not even taking him seriously and constantly outsmarting him. Like a comedy of an exorcist struggling with a demon who’s not taking anything seriously, enjoying his frustration. That would’ve made an entertaining movie

    • @tricksterjoy9740
      @tricksterjoy9740 Год назад

      Like not even doing anything dangerous or anything. It’s an ancient demon bored of causing violence and causing pain and fear.
      He just wants to make people cry from frustration now

    • @bubbybubbybubbyy
      @bubbybubbybubbyy Год назад +64

      The fact that not one guy in the boardroom proposed this is criminal

    • @Mpdarkguy
      @Mpdarkguy Год назад +31

      That's like some anime plotline

    • @greengoblin876
      @greengoblin876 Год назад +6

      @Crow ok Abdullah

    • @Cypher_Offline
      @Cypher_Offline Год назад +3

      Chris McKay, you need to hire this man

  • @Lauren007E
    @Lauren007E Год назад +19

    As a Catholic yes you can be forgiven for multiple sins without mentioning them individually in confession. Usually in the case that you missed a lot of confessionals or haven't been in a very long time. The priest usually just tells you to focus on the big ones and when doing your penance for the major ones you're also doing them for the lesser things.

  • @WanderingMouseion
    @WanderingMouseion Год назад +2215

    The dichotomy between the critic/audience score of The Pope's Exorcist with that of the new Super Mario Bros. movie is absolutely wild

    • @Laughisty
      @Laughisty Год назад

      *I MADE AN EPIC VID ABOUT PENGUINZ0 STALKING A KID* 😂

    • @JR1cktheSk3tchy
      @JR1cktheSk3tchy Год назад +103

      ​@@p-__Wierdo

    • @Laughisty
      @Laughisty Год назад +1

      *ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

    • @iller3
      @iller3 Год назад +3

      maybe most of the reviews were all women?

    • @That_Isabelle
      @That_Isabelle Год назад +220

      @@iller3 mf what💀

  • @blabivix
    @blabivix Год назад +470

    I watched this movie with my fiancé and her friends, and afterwards all I had to say was “that felt less like a horror movie, and more like another movie about Russell Crowe just being a badass”

    • @NaomiDollxoxo
      @NaomiDollxoxo Год назад +23

      That’s bc it’s not meant to be a “horror film” but a more true to cases & the 1990 book An Exorcist Tells His Story and the 1992 book An Exorcist: More Stories by Father Gabriele Amorth. 🤷‍♀️

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om Год назад +3

      @@NaomiDollxoxo that’s what I read about it. Didn’t think it was supposed to be horror.

    • @fkpkz
      @fkpkz Год назад +9

      @@NaomiDollxoxo pretty gay

    • @CharlieisGay69
      @CharlieisGay69 Год назад +1

      Who asked

    • @davidlazerz8564
      @davidlazerz8564 Год назад

      @@NaomiDollxoxo Here, ill save you some studying time: 90.9% of cases are mentally ill patients, 9% are scams for popularity/attention/money, and the other 0.01% are mentally ill exorcists. Now you understand "demonology".

  • @yove2934
    @yove2934 Год назад +915

    If you've seen one exorcist-style movie, you've basically seen 'em all..

    • @ALPHAANDOMEGA1998
      @ALPHAANDOMEGA1998 Год назад +3

      Try the nun

    • @slackolantern
      @slackolantern Год назад +29

      For real, demon horror films almost always end up hanging their horror ambitions on the idea that the devil is real is scarier than anything they can put in the movie. The only thing I've ever liked with demons in it is the first Paranormal Activity, and that's really only because of how they did the subtlety of the horror.

    • @FoxenPiano
      @FoxenPiano Год назад +3

      I dunno Constantine was somewhat unique and pretty cool.

    • @shadowsenpai2395
      @shadowsenpai2395 Год назад +4

      ​@@FoxenPiano that's cause Constantine wasn't a horror film

    • @user-it2kq4ty9q
      @user-it2kq4ty9q Год назад +2

      @@slackolantern after watching lucifer the devil isnt scary anymore

  • @San-hu3nr
    @San-hu3nr Год назад +159

    Charlie is the type of person to roast you to oblivion in the most calm way possible.

  • @HachuneMiku01
    @HachuneMiku01 Год назад +450

    We're basically speedrunning a movie by watching this

    • @etherealmako
      @etherealmako Год назад +5

      OMG MIKU I LOVE U!!!!

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife Год назад +5

      _Ok this part seems like he's goin on a tangent, if I can skip forward a bit I might shave off some 30 seconds off my run_

    • @tunnelsnakesrule7541
      @tunnelsnakesrule7541 Год назад

      ​@@AJDaniels5298 This is really only worth bad movies. You should probably watch good movies.

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 Год назад

      @@tunnelsnakesrule7541 Explain to me what a "good movie" is, in your oh so high opinion?

    • @tunnelsnakesrule7541
      @tunnelsnakesrule7541 Год назад

      @@AJDaniels5298 Scream, Child's Play, The Evil Dead, Dawn of the Dead 1978, Day of the Dead 1985, Night of the Living Dead 1968, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nope, Bodies Bodies Bodies, The Blair Witch Project, Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, I know What You Did Last Summer, Return of the Living Dead, Train to Busan, 28 Days Later, Cronos, Mimic, Brain Dead, Bubba Ho-Tep, and some many many many more. Some of these movies are trashy and fun while others are more serious and have higher production value. A lot of these movies were made by a bunch of random people with cameras. It's not a high bar!

  • @thatoneguy3408
    @thatoneguy3408 Год назад +68

    So basically, the court of bishops say it's unnecessary to have an exorcist since their aren't many actual exorcisms, and then at the end say "there are 200 more, we need your help"

  • @jexxer
    @jexxer Год назад +133

    You know, if those priests really knew anything about Asmodeus they'd have just taken the family to a seafood restaurant or held a fish fry.
    Asmodeus _hates_ the smell of fish organs cooking. He'll clear out faster than you can get the cork off your bottle of holy water.
    It's right there in the Book of Tobit, baby. You don't have to go to seminary school to find it.

    • @smolbean2263
      @smolbean2263 Год назад +9

      Considering they are using demons from Ars Goetia, they can just use every name in that because they are strong

    • @bestpriest2224
      @bestpriest2224 Год назад +9

      What if the priest also disliked seafood smell?

    • @GizzyDillespee
      @GizzyDillespee Год назад +3

      Well, you can't believe everything you read, or see online.

    • @GizzyDillespee
      @GizzyDillespee Год назад +1

      I mean, you COULD, but you probably shouldn't...

    • @GizzyDillespee
      @GizzyDillespee Год назад

      Because clearly, you're supposed to say his name.

  • @Wyaldisthebestapostle
    @Wyaldisthebestapostle Год назад +90

    Can we just appreciate how amazing 1973 exorcist was to the point not even a single film afterwards even came close in that genre? Almost 50 years later and not a single film ever came close to being as interesting or as good as the original.

    • @XxMomentSpeedxXShinkou
      @XxMomentSpeedxXShinkou Год назад +10

      The 1973 exorcist was dogshit. This movie was way better.

    • @TheJonkler1
      @TheJonkler1 Год назад +7

      The Pope's exorcist is not trying to be the new Exorcist.I kind of agree with the guy who commented below too.But as a horror movie Exorcist is better but as a normal movie comparison the Pope's exorcist just shits on it just bc of Russell

    • @hal5919
      @hal5919 10 месяцев назад

      The original was sooo bad 😂

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 5 месяцев назад

      one cute tiger

    • @DavidZ7785
      @DavidZ7785 5 месяцев назад

      Literally uses the same font in the title but ok ​@@TheJonkler1

  • @Fiddle0131
    @Fiddle0131 Год назад +1134

    Fun fact: Gabriella Amorthe would actually start his exorcisms by thumbing his nose at the devil.

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 Год назад +75

      Are you kidding me?! I may be the prince of darkness but you hit me with one of these -thumbs nose wiggles fingers and I'm out.

    • @HelpW4nted
      @HelpW4nted Год назад +46

      @@lucamckenn5932 "I may be the king of darkness... but I'm not an idiot!"

    • @wadenicholas4873
      @wadenicholas4873 Год назад +20

      😂 glad to see some fellow Jontron fans.

    • @HunterEQGtribute
      @HunterEQGtribute Год назад +5

      Sounds like him. Also you spelt his first name wrong.

    • @doomsday24
      @doomsday24 7 месяцев назад +2

      “….AARE YOU KIDDIN ME??? You think I wanna stick around after something like that goes down? Listen, I may be the king of darkness but I’m not an idiot” -Josephi Krakowski

  • @Loftyplain
    @Loftyplain Год назад +2183

    Charlie’s voice deepens with every dumb thing he’s read or watched and things he smiles at his voice gets better

  • @exeortegarubio
    @exeortegarubio Год назад +414

    The pig part you explained sounds a lot like an Anthony Hopkins movie in which he plays an exorcist as well. He is supposed to exorcise a demon in a family's house, but he plays a little of theatrics/reverse psychology to make a kid admit he was pranking his family.

    • @THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE.
      @THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE. Год назад +37

      Are you talking about The Rite?

    • @exeortegarubio
      @exeortegarubio Год назад +17

      @@THE-WAY_THE-TRUTH_THE-LIFE. Yes, I couldn't remember the film's name

    • @pcarebear1
      @pcarebear1 Год назад +18

      There was a movie documentary about Fr. Amorth, called "the Devil and Fr. Amorth". THAT doc was pretty scary, there were people that would come to the Vatican for exo 100s of times. As a Catholic, it blew my mind to see how an old priest was doing exos everyday for years. Many already had mental treatment and were hospitalized, so this was a supplemental last resort for them.

    • @TraditionalArtist1
      @TraditionalArtist1 Год назад +1

      Who cares about anything ur guy's talking about

    • @Bizzar735
      @Bizzar735 Год назад +33

      @@TraditionalArtist1 who cares about you?

  • @jonalee5262
    @jonalee5262 Год назад +80

    I could already tell how bad it was going to be from the trailer ad. I couldn’t not laugh every time the kid said “bring me the priest!”

  • @tristanharvu665
    @tristanharvu665 Год назад +244

    The fury and energy of the thumbnail is truly terrifying

  • @jahsunnewman-makekau3133
    @jahsunnewman-makekau3133 Год назад +485

    I strongly believe that Charlie’s vocal rendition of the movie is several times scarier than the actual movie

    • @SaintShion
      @SaintShion Год назад +9

      I genuinely think whomever made the movie thought, "I've seen the conjuring series, I can do that." Than wanted to add humor Halfway through writing it.
      *Jesus I was so zoinked on benadryl w 2 hrs of sleep when I wrote this. I HAD to fix the grammar

  • @MGSenate
    @MGSenate Год назад +275

    It’s always great watching Charlie ranting about fun-bad movies. As he explains it, it’s fun imagining how the scene looks when he describes what it was like.

    • @Aushton1
      @Aushton1 Год назад +6

      It's just as goofy as he describes it, the movie had me in stitches

  • @AlwaysConfused.
    @AlwaysConfused. Год назад +90

    Me and my dad planned to watch this because we both love paranormal movies. When I tell you I cannot believe the bullet of embarrassment I dodged by not going to watch it. I get embarrassed when there’s a make out scene, I would have DIED if I had to witness 14:16 with my dad right next to me. Heaven forbid when we go home and my poor innocent mom would ask us “how was it”.

    • @centerfield6339
      @centerfield6339 Год назад +12

      Yeah even solo it's just embarrassing to watch something written that poorly they have to resort to such crudeness.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 11 месяцев назад +4

      If you're curious you could still give it a try, a lot of people did enjoy it. You should almost never let someone else's review or opinions convince you not to watch a thing if you want to see it (unless the review mentions something you always avoid or that triggers you, like SA or the dog getting killed off or something).

  • @JohnZiTAB
    @JohnZiTAB Год назад +121

    I can’t believe one of Charlie’s longest videos was a movie rant.

  • @Andy_with_a_Y
    @Andy_with_a_Y Год назад +30

    In case anyone was wondering, Gabriele Amorth is an actual "exorcist" and he was featured/interviewed in The Devil and Father Amorth by William Friedken (the director of The Exorcist). It's supposed to be a documentary but it's not very believable.

  • @Iluvpie6
    @Iluvpie6 Год назад +214

    Can’t believe they’re going to make 199 sequels. Truly the movie of all time.

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Год назад +2

      When the pope said "It's popin' time" i laughed and cried at the same time

  • @40watt53
    @40watt53 Год назад +38

    This feels like your friend describing some like franchise they're really invested in while you've never heard of it before.

  • @StrattonSmith
    @StrattonSmith Год назад +436

    The “John Wick of Exorcists” movie you’re looking for is actually “Constantine”…which also happens to feature John Wick himself lmao I’m sure you’ve seen it, though

  • @clappincheeks5584
    @clappincheeks5584 Год назад +482

    Late night videos from this man are always going to be bangers because you know he’s letting loose some thoughts that he can’t sleep on

    • @bluevanga30
      @bluevanga30 Год назад +5

      Plus the black shirt

    • @clappincheeks5584
      @clappincheeks5584 Год назад +2

      @@bluevanga30 yea. It really sets the tone for this topic doesn’t it?

    • @CharlieisGay69
      @CharlieisGay69 Год назад +2

      🥩🚲

    • @MattyBudzzz
      @MattyBudzzz Год назад +2

      I've found the only time I watch now is on Lunch Break lol. Like every single lunch break it always seems like there's something new to watch.

    • @sharkinfestedwaters97
      @sharkinfestedwaters97 Год назад

      I read you saying "bangers" right as charlie said "banger" at about 20 seconds. timing

  • @thebreeze007
    @thebreeze007 Год назад +32

    bob larson the exorsist also had a rant about this movie. he said he knew the guy it is based on and said that its totally bogus, he doesnt swear and cuss and drink. nor would any of these crazy situations happen in an exorcism. like the pig thing, people flying around the room. etc. and some of the quotes are totally stupid he said. i actually heard about bob larson from this channel now that I think of it, charlie probably forgot! the main character has since passed away explaining why they could make such a bogus movie without him being able to stand up for himself

  • @HizuiSneazel
    @HizuiSneazel 9 месяцев назад +23

    I had to pause because of how you pronounced "Asmodeus." Aside from that, banger video as always.

    • @CrustyFox87
      @CrustyFox87 8 месяцев назад +8

      Now I assume it’s "az-MO-dee-us" and not pronounced like Amadeus like Charlie said it

    • @jordanferguson2254
      @jordanferguson2254 6 месяцев назад +4

      I was also like, no it can't be, have I been saying it wrong this entire time?? Lmao

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Год назад +586

    I love when the Pope said, "Damn they should call the Exorcist for shit". Truly a horror movie of all time

    • @Jump-Man
      @Jump-Man Год назад +2

      Yea no 🙅

    • @Sych_Hyich
      @Sych_Hyich Год назад +52

      Yeah, and then he started exorcising all over the place

    • @Reflextive7034
      @Reflextive7034 Год назад +8

      @@Sych_Hyich this meme will never get old

    • @brazil3207
      @brazil3207 Год назад +1

      eww goofy word 😢
      If the creation of anything thru molecule to man evolution were true, nothing should evolve because organisms have ORGANS. and evolution could never get even 1 of them to function right, LET ALONE 4 OR 5!! AND THE CIRCULATORY SYSTEM!!
      The sequence of DNA can be identical but produce different results based on the presence or absence of epigenetic markers. So if humans and chimps share a common ancestor and these chemical tags are heritable, they should have similar epigenetic markers, right?
      They should (if evolution were true), but they don’t.
      the bbt (bigbang theory) is a manmade construct. How insane the chances must be for mill's of plants and animals to magically mutate over ludicrous spans of time. We should find missing links. However we dont, we only find Fully Formed animals. If animals could evolve into totally new animals, there should be a chance we find missing links. ONLY THE SIMPLEST LIFE FORMS SHOULD BE ABLE TO EVOLVE INTO EXISTENCE. GENETIC ENTROPY WILL UNDO WHATEVER BENEFITS THE ORGANISM MUTATED, FASTER THAN THE ORGANISM WILL MUTATE BENEFICAL TRAITS. EVEN THEN, THE CHANCES OF ANY ORGANISM MUTATING A BENEFICIAL TRAIT ARE NEXT TO NONE. HOW MUCH MORE CRAZY IS EVOLUTION, WHEN APPLIED TO MILLIONS OF PLANTS N ANIMALS?? FOR THEY ARE WITHOUT EXCUSE.... DEBUNKING BIGBANG: if the bigbang was real the 2nd planet's orbit would be normal and sat turns ring particles should've moved too fast for ANY gravity to pull them towards the planet. And thats not even taking into account the bigbangs hot temprature which shoulda vaporized anything. also there is too little antimatter in universe. if bigbang was real 99.999999999999999999999% of our universe should Not exist because antimatter destroys matter when it make contact with matter. the bang wouldve made much of it touch matter. so we see far less stars n stuff bc the so called bigbang wouldve destroyed nearly all of it. . READ THIS VERY CAREFULLY!! ----> this should prove that Jesus is Real: JESUS CHRIST will Not make you take any mark, and He will punish the tyrannical ANTI Christ. The ANTI Christ will get a terrible wound, but cure himself to reinforce his deception to decieve the non-Christians and the lukewarm Christians. (look up lukewarm Christians on Christian websites and/or the Bible.) the AC will be world famous and very popular. he will make people take a mark on r hand or forhead. there will be a severe punishment for not taking it. The ANTI-Christ is a control freak, the opposite of Jesus Christ. However, this AC will act all nice and cool for 3 years and 6 months, and then he will make a tyrannical dystopia. for another 3 years 6 months. Jesus uses His power for GOOD, NOT EVIL. This is BIBLE PROPHECY. Dont trust the false god, his goal is to get people into the lake of fire. he will go there too, despite all the FALSE MIRACLES HE WILL DO! Repent of your sins to Jesus Christ before its too late, you could die today!

    • @Sych_Hyich
      @Sych_Hyich Год назад +2

      @@Reflextive7034 sure thing, pal

  • @jessestewart3835
    @jessestewart3835 Год назад +75

    If Charlie was a back up actor in this it would be a hit. Producers learned nothing from Hunger Games.

  • @thegrunch6448
    @thegrunch6448 Год назад +19

    His explanation of the movie is so much more entertaining than the actual movie itself

  • @Only_Ameen04
    @Only_Ameen04 Год назад +461

    I like how Mario movie's critic score being called as too harsh
    While this one being total opposite and has audience score that's too kind

    • @anotherrabbithole
      @anotherrabbithole Год назад

      RT is invaded by bots like most review sites with an "audience rating" I can almost guarantee you studios are paying for higher ratings cause they know critics scores mean nothing these days its all about the audience scores which everybody can effect especially if you have enough money to buy bots.

    • @aidanlastname0187
      @aidanlastname0187 Год назад +18

      The Mario movie critics score wasn’t too harsh. The movie was super mid.

    • @EL1TEHD1
      @EL1TEHD1 Год назад +52

      ​@@aidanlastname0187 explain yourself

    • @skandosh9025
      @skandosh9025 Год назад +21

      People are idiots. They always start crying when critics dont review their fav IP movies favourably. Imagine Gordon Ramsey reviews a McDonald's burger and calls it mid. People: " well its mcdonalds, what did you expect?"

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om Год назад +13

      @@skandosh9025 most of peoples favorite IPs get reviewed as if they were the next citizen Kane. Most Disney movies, marvel movies, and Star Wars movies can count on a critic score of at least 90+%. However if the film doesn’t have blatant or underlying feminist narratives, they’ll do their best to detract people from seeing it. Chris Pratt can instantly bring the crictical score down by quite a bit.

  • @nihili4196
    @nihili4196 Год назад +29

    To be fair, learning Demon's name is lore accurate. It is trying to stay somewhat accurate to how it works for exorcists. Kinda.

  • @oak3ns
    @oak3ns Год назад +39

    "A Saul Goodman but in religious court"
    *Soul Godman*

  • @ProphetC2
    @ProphetC2 Год назад +9

    The "high bishop that sent Gabrielle" was supposed to be the pope. It's in the movie's title.

  • @babyblue_22
    @babyblue_22 Год назад +416

    Glad to see Charlie is recovering from the terrifyingly intense kitty-jumpscare that his cat pwned him with last time 🤧

    • @spimuru5040
      @spimuru5040 Год назад +4

      I hate to be the one to ask this, but what does the sneezing emoji mean in this circumstance?

    • @babyblue_22
      @babyblue_22 Год назад +12

      @@spimuru5040 Ya know....I really don't even know.🤷‍♀️ I accidentally tapped that emoji when I was done writing, and just thought it looked super cute and like it fit with the comment...somehow? So I just kinda...left it there

    • @bigjuice2623
      @bigjuice2623 Год назад +17

      ​@@spimuru5040Hes happy that cr1tikal is recovering from his kitty jumpscare and it made him tear up a little so now he has to blow his nose cus his nose started running cus thats whats usually happens when u tear up

    • @hateful_commenter
      @hateful_commenter Год назад +5

      @@babyblue_22 "pwned"?
      Manne what is this 2009?

    • @babyblue_22
      @babyblue_22 Год назад +6

      @@hateful_commenter Hell yeah it is, and I friggin' love it. Great memories

  • @cheetoduster252
    @cheetoduster252 Год назад +289

    I need an exorcist doomslayer movie. Double barrel in one hand, sick ass crucifix hammer in the other.

    • @audreybirkholz3432
      @audreybirkholz3432 Год назад +5

      just watch supernatural

    • @hackergaming6372
      @hackergaming6372 Год назад +6

      We need a guy just going fucking physco mode on demons. That would be great.

    • @Mo-ti6sw
      @Mo-ti6sw Год назад +10

      Constantine, think there's rumors of a second one with Keanu in the making.

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum Год назад +1

      I did it and it took forever. It's the 8th Night. Haven't watched it, but blurb makes it sound similar

    • @ALPHAANDOMEGA1998
      @ALPHAANDOMEGA1998 Год назад +1

      ​@@hackergaming6372 there is he's called doomslayer

  • @redactedredacted5979
    @redactedredacted5979 Год назад +168

    Not gonna lie Charlie made this sound so good in the worst way like now i want to see this movie

    • @moistmellow1198
      @moistmellow1198 Год назад +12

      That’s what I’m sayingggg like I haven’t seen it but this movie sounds right up his alley for fun bad movies. I feel like he just hates the cliches, but it sounds hysterical at various moments

    • @sparkyspinz9897
      @sparkyspinz9897 Год назад +6

      ​@Moist Mellow well his point is that on paper, the movie is fun, in actuality its boring. But I also wanna see it. I felt a little bit attacked when he said no one looked at the trailer and said "that looks good". I sure did. The guy the movie is based is quite a character, supposedly performing somewhere around 100k exorcisms in his life. Plus Russel Crowe. I love him

    • @moistmellow1198
      @moistmellow1198 Год назад +2

      @@sparkyspinz9897 yeah I made that comment prior to the videos’ ending where he summarized it as such.. but those boring parts must’ve been long and rough cause everything he summated was pretty damn funny

    • @sparkyspinz9897
      @sparkyspinz9897 Год назад

      @@moistmellow1198 a good storyteller can make a mundane situation sound hilarious

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 Год назад +8

    If the latest Josh and Archie video taught me anything, it's that priests can and will in fact speed up confessions like that to forgive any and all sins transactionally. Movie was highly accurate there.

  • @joshjohnson6891
    @joshjohnson6891 Год назад +327

    Charlie: starts making fun of a demon movie
    Dog: starts barking 😂
    Excellent timing

    • @ryanwoon3534
      @ryanwoon3534 Год назад

      @J4ke. shit. Why?

    • @blanchbacker
      @blanchbacker Год назад +12

      @J4ke. buy some google ads instead of commenting this and I’ll tell you

    • @swigglyforce5215
      @swigglyforce5215 Год назад +6

      @j4kefrhorrible

    • @seb99342
      @seb99342 Год назад +2

      ​@J4ke. 0/10

    • @FuTxDannY
      @FuTxDannY Год назад +2

      ​@J4ke. Never heard it but it sucks

  • @jpgale2648
    @jpgale2648 Год назад +23

    Wasn't exactly sure what you meant by the confession scene Charlie since I haven't seen the movie but if I'm not mistaken it sounds like a normal instance of confession. You do not have to list all your sins in confession just the larger ones you remember and the priest may state something like "for these along with any and all sins that they (you) have not listed you are forgiven."

  • @_jepp5679
    @_jepp5679 Год назад +19

    Without having any knowledge about the movie, I somehow imagined the main character to be Nicholas cage.

  • @lux0rd01
    @lux0rd01 Год назад +7

    If Charlie hasn't seen velocipastor yet he should. I think he'd love it

  • @BeardedDragonMan1997
    @BeardedDragonMan1997 Год назад +1053

    You know its going to be a good video when charlie posts a 26 minute rant 😂

    • @Laughisty
      @Laughisty Год назад +1

      *ɪ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀʟɪᴇ ᴀʙᴜꜱɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɪᴍᴀʟ*

    • @Pohkey
      @Pohkey Год назад

      Stfu you haven’t seen it

    • @aidenmaria
      @aidenmaria Год назад +1

      Fr

    • @stephencoppedge8001
      @stephencoppedge8001 Год назад +3

      Instant classic

    • @melonsloceswain8630
      @melonsloceswain8630 Год назад +2

      Completely true

  • @japaneseambassador3562
    @japaneseambassador3562 Год назад +32

    One of my favorite past times is movie riffing. Me and my sister in law regularly get together to watch horror movies most of the time or random movies and we just riff on them the entire time. It's such a fun time.

  • @Lunariium
    @Lunariium Год назад +3

    I saw an ad for it and thought, "Russel Crowe and horror?" and not much else. I love me some bad movies, sounds like a decent time atleast.

  • @willl676
    @willl676 Год назад +79

    Haven't watched the film but from what one of my friends who watched it said it was apparently pretty fun. Russel Crowe actually does a decent job of speaking italian in the film too apparently so props to him.

    • @FigmentForever
      @FigmentForever Год назад +6

      It has interesting mythology - false or not - & wasn’t the absolute train wreck I was expecting (Bruce Willis’s latter filmography.

  • @TWMAD
    @TWMAD Год назад +160

    how the hell does charlie find the time to watch anything? he's constantly streaming.

    • @munchydoodles4538
      @munchydoodles4538 Год назад +36

      Don’t you remember? He’s Jesus.

    • @scrapzarchive
      @scrapzarchive Год назад +18

      He transcends reality itself.

    • @SSlash
      @SSlash Год назад

      better yet, WHO is taking him or what is compelling him to go outta his way to see these shit movies 😂

    • @TWMAD
      @TWMAD Год назад +2

      @@scrapzarchive now, that's just goofy...actually, that's wacky....nevermind, that's silly.

  • @OfficiallySnek
    @OfficiallySnek Год назад +278

    I really don't like it when movies use a lot of clichés. It's like they aren't even trying to do something different or interesting. It's just a hodgepodge of moments from actually good movies. This especially applies to horror movies

    • @Laughisty
      @Laughisty Год назад +4

      why

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams Год назад

      So basically all capeshit.

    • @notatallfunctional
      @notatallfunctional Год назад +5

      Yeah, it feels like they didn’t even try to differentiate themselves. Sorry all your replies are bots.

    • @infinityquartz4744
      @infinityquartz4744 Год назад +1

      Horror movies now a days have gotten much better in this regard

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Год назад +1

      The biggest sign that the cast doesn't care about quality is whenever you see a common trope with no subversive aspect to it. They're not trying to make something because they have something to make at that point, they're just making something purely for the money, meaning that even if something they make comes out that's good later, you know it's not because they tried.

  • @moist_cabbage8472
    @moist_cabbage8472 Год назад +6

    Constantine is the John Wick of exorcist movies, literally.

  • @Pinkyyybrainn
    @Pinkyyybrainn Год назад +85

    Film goers: rates a mediocre movie too high
    Charlie: and I took that personally

    • @billielachatte4841
      @billielachatte4841 Год назад +4

      I think people just wanna be contrarian against movie critics nowadays.

    • @kaid0.
      @kaid0. Год назад +2

      movie was alright I wouldnt call it the worst movie I've seen

  • @AD25076
    @AD25076 Год назад +63

    12:30 to 12:34 and 20:23 to 20:26 are top quality meme material and ironically it just makes me want to watch Pope's Exorcist more

  • @NickyNikoo
    @NickyNikoo Год назад +14

    It's 11 pm for the both of us, and this man fr making this and not waiting for the morning to reflect 😭

  • @IronVigilance
    @IronVigilance Год назад +5

    Isn't Constatine technically the John Wick of Exorcists? Which ironically is also played by Keannu Reeves

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond 11 месяцев назад

      I thought the same thing lol

  • @DoaK_PT
    @DoaK_PT Год назад +27

    the scariest part in this movie was when the mother told her daughter that she couldnt wear short shorts in Spain.

  • @mustafabaray
    @mustafabaray Год назад +17

    at some point i forgot he was talking about a movie and just thought charlie was describing a fever dream he had.

  • @moistmellow1198
    @moistmellow1198 Год назад +62

    The further I watch this video, I’m starting to see why it was rated so high, this sounds hysterical 🤣

    • @W_qualityrn
      @W_qualityrn Год назад

      Dayum, you a member and you ain't even got pinned, likes by moist or none of that

    • @moistmellow1198
      @moistmellow1198 Год назад +4

      @@W_qualityrn do you think that’s common? 🤣 he doesn’t always read his comments like some other creators… hard to when you have almost 14m subs.

    • @W_qualityrn
      @W_qualityrn Год назад

      @@moistmellow1198 but you be giving him money each month, just a sad sight really

    • @moistmellow1198
      @moistmellow1198 Год назад +11

      @@W_qualityrn And he has given me so much content over the 8 years I've been following him. I don't pay him to "notice me" like you mentioned earlier, I pay him for all of the laughs, smiles, and good times I've had watching his content. Save your toxicity for someone who cares 😄

  • @joshtruman377
    @joshtruman377 Месяц назад +2

    Walked away from my phone for most of this video, came back and started listening again at 14:18 . 10/10 favorite Charlie quote.

  • @equious8413
    @equious8413 Год назад +7

    "John Wick of exorcists", proceeds to perfectly to describe Constantine.

  • @Thebigbubba
    @Thebigbubba Год назад +6

    Fun fact: Keanu Reeves has played as the John wick version of a person who fights demons and angry spirits: John Constantine

  • @egguw
    @egguw Год назад +250

    It’s an honor too go through puberty with Charlie I never knew how entertaining it would be

    • @ElijahW2003
      @ElijahW2003 Год назад +5

      Dang, bots in your replies _and_ copying your comment itself
      F, my man, you have my sympathies

    • @darrenjones1413
      @darrenjones1413 Год назад +1

      Was that a bot damn I need to get more streetwise I just gave the bot my d pic

  • @ryanhath4552
    @ryanhath4552 Год назад +12

    Honestly it was a great goofy bad to watch with some kids I babysit. I prescreened it and so did the parents and we agreed this is a movie I could "let" them watch "if they don't tell their parents" type thing. It was really fun for them and the parents went around pretending they had nooo idea why the kids would giggle at them asking what we watched that night. It was cute and just fun. I wouldn't mind sequels. Note the youngest was 14 they just have strict parents and I'm they're uncle lol

    • @ile954
      @ile954 Год назад +2

      That's such a cute concept! I'm sure it's going to be a good memory when they get older ❤

  • @MikeButch
    @MikeButch Год назад +23

    I wish I could retain movie stories like you.

  • @Gibbypastrami
    @Gibbypastrami Год назад +32

    11:56 I agree with that sentiment, that in horror movies demons and ghosts big move is moving household objects, but the scene you described, it was him just knocking a cross off the wall? I assume that was a show of power because he effected a holy image, not just a random object
    Also irl that’s the scariest thing a ghost can do in canon as far as I’ve seen so like, that would be the scariest thing in a ghost movie trying to be somewhat realistic

    • @carrionette6682
      @carrionette6682 Год назад +7

      That’s exactly what it is, demons are repelled by holy objects. The movies still kinda bad for assuming the audience knows demon lore though, they should’ve explained that better.

    • @moon16879
      @moon16879 Год назад +2

      ​@Carrionette i mean yes and no, we almost always see in whatever media it is that if you are combating demons you need something holy so its not that wrong of an assumption to think people will understand the significance
      but to be honest, from what charlie said the movie is already so underwhelming that i suppose you dont even think of these details at the time

    • @EveTheRaviolo
      @EveTheRaviolo Год назад +3

      @@carrionette6682 bruh explainging that trope in the movie would be like insulting your audience and comparing them to toddlers. Literally everyone knows demons hate holy objects. Its still a overused trope tho, which is why they say when you see one exorcism movie you've seen them all

    • @carrionette6682
      @carrionette6682 Год назад +2

      @@EveTheRaviolo the thing is its not just a movie trope. This is actually how demons are said to work in demon mythology. I applaud movies doing something creative but I’m also not gonna shit on a movie for going by the actual demon mythos.
      And audience already knowing it or not a movie should make sure it explains the way its world works, that’s just basic worldbuilding. Its why we get so many origin movies for superheros we already know, there has to be a basis. If anything its just to set the rule for the movies world. Not exactly needed in the case of superhero origins but I feel like demons are flexible enough a concept to warrant it just to make sure everyones on the right page honestly.

  • @butterzoid
    @butterzoid Год назад +15

    i loved the popes exorcist , especially when he said its popin' time and poped all over the place

  • @Forgtaz
    @Forgtaz 3 месяца назад +2

    Even the dog in the background is mad 😅

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Год назад +8

    This sounds like it should have been an episode of Russell Crowe's: Fightin' Around the World.

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez Год назад

      I associate everything Russell Crowe does with that episode now

  • @TDruzhok
    @TDruzhok Год назад +34

    Holy shit the part where the demon says he wants to have sex with Gabrielle is the most fanfic shit I have heard in a whiiiile

    • @kaid0.
      @kaid0. Год назад +4

      that scene was funny as hell

    • @shleepinz
      @shleepinz Год назад

      🤣

  • @vikareus1257
    @vikareus1257 Год назад +7

    I watched this movie by myself with zero expectations the other day and my reaction is best summed up as “Huh…alright then. That was a movie.”
    As someone who is into stuff like Hellboy, Vivzie’s Hellaverse, Devilman, I thought they’d do more but they set the bar too low for my liking.

  • @virtualalias
    @virtualalias 7 месяцев назад +1

    I just finished this and was "compelled" to come find reviews - It was like an exorcist movie with 80's buddy cop action beats and dialogue. "GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!" "No." I didn't hate it, I guess, but I usually don't laugh during good horror films and this one got me a couple times. At the end, it's like a setup for shlock: "You must find the other places where God is not welcome." -> Crowe puts on a pair of sunglasses. "Let'sa go to hell." *insert 80's hairband banger* - Constantine did it better.

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon2143 Год назад +57

    The best thing about watching bad media is that you're _supposed_ to be loud. I saw The Room in a public cinema in Leicester Square and you were all encouraged to get drunk and be loud and it was so much fun! The whole room yelling out lines along with the movie and then some other small memes from within the movie. Like yelling "chug chug chug" during the scenes with slow moving cars across Golden Gate Bridge

    • @TheFiredude333
      @TheFiredude333 Год назад +11

      Oh my god I went to a viewing of The Room in theatres and every time it showed the cars on the Golden Gate Bridge we would shout “MEANWHILE IN SAN FRANCISCO…”. Was a beautiful time.

  • @TrashmanCZ
    @TrashmanCZ Год назад +8

    Asmodeus is one of the most well known demons. Just say some random demon names and you will say Asmodeus eventually.

  • @Not20-C
    @Not20-C Год назад +21

    Lets all appreciate how he’s feeling not well, and yet he still posts videos!

  • @MonicaRemmy
    @MonicaRemmy Год назад +10

    Thanks for the heads up. I had hoped it would be more of an Exorcist III which was a psychological thriller with horror as a backdrop. It was also wrongly marketed as more of an action film.

  • @nothingburger69
    @nothingburger69 Год назад +11

    I hope this is as good as The Secrets of Dumbledore rant

  • @cgumby
    @cgumby Год назад +153

    you should make a tier list of all the horror movies you've watched

    • @Gchildwarrior
      @Gchildwarrior Год назад +2

      Event Horizon has to be A or S tier. It has the common sense boss who says that we're not going to stay any longer on that ship
      No investigations either 😂

    • @Laughisty
      @Laughisty Год назад

      ok

    • @Chesterfield.Esquire98
      @Chesterfield.Esquire98 Год назад

      @@Laughisty p.o.s.

  • @Ar1AnX1x
    @Ar1AnX1x Год назад +5

    Priest: get out of here you demon
    Demon: you're more of a demon than me you f**king degenerates
    Priest: *WHY YOU LITTLE*
    actual masterpiece

  • @jakemalone9714
    @jakemalone9714 Год назад +5

    I have never watched more videos from a single channel in such a small period of time ever before in my life. Love ur content Charlie

  • @grigi3
    @grigi3 Год назад +6

    The nose thing is actually a real emote Gabriele did before exorcisms. It's supposed to be mocking the demon or something.

  • @munkustrap2
    @munkustrap2 Год назад +16

    Years ago I watched a movie about a wooden mannequin that comes to life & kills everyone... The Fear. It was supposed to be a genuine horror movie but was absolutely hilarious. Morty, the wooden guy, comes to life & starts killing left & right from what I remember. It was the best bad movie I've ever seen 😂

  • @ender_slayer3
    @ender_slayer3 Год назад +35

    Charlie, I know how much you love bad and weird movies, and I know one that is sorely under appreciated in that genre. An undeniable classic in bad movies, Time Trap.

    • @pancakeelpancakeman7602
      @pancakeelpancakeman7602 Год назад +1

      if you want an underappreciated weird horror movie, try incantation, taiwanese film

    • @DroosterH
      @DroosterH Год назад

      I unironically enjoyed Time Trap. I went in completely blind and came out actually kinda loving it.

    • @ender_slayer3
      @ender_slayer3 Год назад

      @@DroosterH I went in blind too and was left with a million unanswered questions.