Pro Tips With A DipShit - Beer League No Nos

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 80

  • @morgangentle5186
    @morgangentle5186 6 лет назад +77

    My uncle was the tender 6"5 260lbs we called him the cat,, I remember when we were all dressed ready to hit the ice and he was just sittin there in the locker room we said hey Al you ready he looked up and said for what LMAO he was so hammered he forgot what he was there for uncle Al died at 41 from carbon monoxide poisoning leaving his two little one behind what a beauty god rest his soul

  • @robbieschulz3629
    @robbieschulz3629 4 года назад +8

    As a Canadian, and a goalie, another unwritten rule. Don’t piss off the goalie if he’s the only one you got. Finding a good goalie is like finding a broad that’s not crazy. You just wanna hang onto them.

  • @L135boot
    @L135boot 6 лет назад +11

    Uncle Hack doesn't hide away from the truth. He has guts and guts is enough. Much respect to Dangercats.

  • @jakewhite7133
    @jakewhite7133 6 лет назад +47

    If ur bag has wheels you probably dont

    • @ignorthepain
      @ignorthepain 5 лет назад +1

      If you bag has wheels you should have let your wife come instead she has your ball sack anyway.

  • @tommclarty17
    @tommclarty17 5 лет назад +7

    During the last lockout I went and played beer league in Europe out of solidarity with the players. A true union man.

    • @blairrice
      @blairrice 5 лет назад

      Ray Finkle laces out Dan. Hahahaha

  • @berniemckenna9770
    @berniemckenna9770 4 года назад +1

    I'm in my mid-60s and it's refreshing to see there are still real men out there keep up the good work!👍🍻

  • @ctontruckmover9235
    @ctontruckmover9235 6 лет назад +9

    The sask boys drove to Fernie bc for a few days. Damn near didn’t make it outta Med Hat. Fuck I Love Alberta!!! Cheers Hack

  • @joystick396
    @joystick396 6 лет назад +20

    Idk how uncle hack doesn’t have a wife there has to be women lined up fighting to have his children

  • @HKLegend139
    @HKLegend139 5 лет назад

    “Slash you in the fuckin’ mind” lol

  • @Aydreean
    @Aydreean 2 года назад +4

    This is so weird to watch. I know the character is a meme and shit, but I've played in at least five different C level beer leagues in the Metro Detroit area, and absolutely none of this is true on any team I've ever been a part of (except for the beer parts. There's definitely beer. Definitely bring it if it's your turn if you partake). It's fun to compete. There's really no comparison in the real world quite like the feeling of coming together as a team to come back from a 5-3 deficit in the 3rd to win in overtime, or seeing a lower-skilled guy on the team score on a once in a career breakaway. If you see this video and you're looking to make the most of beer league and to fit in, I would definitely say to try. Be engaged with the guys in the locker room. Be a team player and put in an honest effort and I think you will honestly find it very rewarding and fulfilling. Your body will thank you short-term and long-term for the cardio, and you might make some of the best friendships of your adult life. I'm part of one particular team that hasn't missed a season since 2002. There's like 40 of us who have played on the team and everyone still knows each other. It's rad as hell. Also, don't feel weird whatsofuckingever about wearing a cage?

    • @CHRISMACDONALD-pg2nw
      @CHRISMACDONALD-pg2nw Год назад +1

      Us Canadians are a special breed. Why do you think we have no armed forces and just hang around with no worries...

  • @tommy41111
    @tommy41111 Год назад

    Thanks hack!
    I do need to be reminded of these rules.

  • @lowflyingpigeons2170
    @lowflyingpigeons2170 5 лет назад +2

    This is spot on and 100 percent correct!

  • @leewright05
    @leewright05 6 лет назад +6

    Will the panty soaker 4000 be back in stock?

  • @CRCBuildingCo
    @CRCBuildingCo 5 лет назад +8

    You're like a character off trailer park boys

  • @tnmoe-
    @tnmoe- 6 лет назад +23

    They make white skates that aren't meant for women? Wtf is this world coming to?

    • @ignorthepain
      @ignorthepain 5 лет назад +2

      It how people identify themselves looking in the mirror and seeing a gaping hole where your balls were ain't good enough anymore.

    • @allenmax8995
      @allenmax8995 5 лет назад

      hell yes white skates for guys...I may be wrong , but I remember some NHL or WHA team wore them, very VERY briefly....sorta like the Chisox wearing shorts for a few games in around1979-80?....the freakin ideas that become reality......

    • @ChooseFreshAtSubway
      @ChooseFreshAtSubway 3 года назад

      @@allenmax8995 California seals

    • @jacobs1047
      @jacobs1047 2 года назад

      @@allenmax8995 California Golden Seals, NHL. The wear on them was so bad that they had to repaint the skates after every game and they'd get noticeably heavy with all the layers of paint.

  • @bencarey8988
    @bencarey8988 6 лет назад +2

    Straight up i have no idea about hockey but sounds like you know what you're talking about 🤣

  • @scottnglsh
    @scottnglsh 6 лет назад +2

    Man the amount of times I laughed out loud at this...

  • @seanyoung3865
    @seanyoung3865 6 лет назад +3

    I have wheels on my bag and wear shoulder pads. Come get me bud

  • @TEDDY-um9tx
    @TEDDY-um9tx 6 лет назад +5

    This is my first video seeing you and I have to say you are a God damn Beauty

  • @fastvinny6281
    @fastvinny6281 6 лет назад +2

    Right on Uncle Hack. cheers

  • @jamiee1519
    @jamiee1519 6 лет назад +8

    fubar meets letterkenny

  • @ericpetersen4185
    @ericpetersen4185 4 года назад

    Rule #6
    Do NOT bring more than two sticks to Sunday night skate. Hell if you bring more than one it’s frowned upon. If the stick breaks (which can only happen if you are so drunk you step on it, or slam it on your car door) you get to pound beers on the bench and beak the other team. 1 stick = infinity years of beer league hockey

  • @paulkatelyntoney3219
    @paulkatelyntoney3219 4 года назад

    The only people on the ice that need any kind of face shield are the tenders. The guys with visors don't know how to keep sticks and shots down.

  • @jbblackjack3494
    @jbblackjack3494 6 лет назад +1

    Us MN sota boys think same way. Kool vid

  • @joenels4356
    @joenels4356 5 лет назад +2

    reminds me of the video store dude from clerks lmfao

  • @kristophercw2850
    @kristophercw2850 6 лет назад

    Fuck yeah Uncle hack letting ya know what's up. Let's go Cuz.

  • @ajcics
    @ajcics 6 лет назад +1

    This was awesome

  • @jeffmclearen229
    @jeffmclearen229 4 года назад +1

    If they don’t know the drill by now... figure it oot.

  • @2steve74
    @2steve74 6 лет назад +1

    Danger cats... bottoms up boys 🤘

  • @richardzink6026
    @richardzink6026 Год назад

    I agree totally

  • @MrWallace484
    @MrWallace484 5 лет назад +5

    I need to start chewing again

  • @nathang3626
    @nathang3626 6 лет назад +3

    Can I bring a Grit Tower Bag though uncle hack? 😏

    • @dakotataylor7909
      @dakotataylor7909 5 лет назад +1

      Nathan G that’s the biggest offense in beer league. Expensive and ur a pansy.

    • @naetz
      @naetz 3 года назад

      Absolute no no.

  • @stephanlandry9406
    @stephanlandry9406 5 лет назад

    I respect you sir and you great videos.. but you gotta burn that rainbow umbrella

  • @martech360
    @martech360 5 лет назад

    Fucking Priceless! Bang on! 🍻

  • @PEEN-j1u
    @PEEN-j1u 4 года назад

    fucking hilarious

  • @josesousa9141
    @josesousa9141 5 лет назад +1

    Ooo my god ur awesome. Keep speaking.no pics.

  • @keithnewman7710
    @keithnewman7710 4 года назад

    Funny Funny shit 🤣

  • @thedriven1415
    @thedriven1415 5 лет назад

    Play A and trust me wheelie bags and home dressers get fucked up

  • @sunnysideofsooke2932
    @sunnysideofsooke2932 6 лет назад

    Oh fuck yeah buddz

  • @justinsayers2691
    @justinsayers2691 6 лет назад

    Fuck yes

  • @JustJake77
    @JustJake77 6 лет назад +1

    Lol. Cabbage patch kids think they tuff.

  • @dmtbaby1
    @dmtbaby1 6 лет назад +1

    Fa kin lucky lager boys

  • @shawnthompson2303
    @shawnthompson2303 4 года назад

    Rule 2 should be Rule 1

  • @BKSEA1-007
    @BKSEA1-007 3 года назад

    Wheels up bitchez...

  • @gmil9410
    @gmil9410 5 лет назад

    Reebs!

  • @FallinBlocksRock
    @FallinBlocksRock 6 лет назад +2

    i want to order merch..but u dont have fkn paypall on your site??:( wtf dude,get paypall on there..the world is bigger then fkn canada..ever biznis has paypall..holy sht

  • @MrMr-tr6sk
    @MrMr-tr6sk 6 лет назад +10

    Yup, but Budweiser sucks

    • @janetfromanotherplanet1301
      @janetfromanotherplanet1301 6 лет назад +2

      Mr Mr pilsner. Saskatchewan's gem. Used to be shit a while back, but pilsner is on they're way back to the top.

    • @yodatagz
      @yodatagz 6 лет назад +1

      Only cuz it’s as cheap as lucky now

    • @ignorthepain
      @ignorthepain 5 лет назад

      Both are piss you got to go Alberta micro brews or something like sleemans honey brown.

    • @cesarbibian2462
      @cesarbibian2462 5 лет назад

      Asking for a kick in the balls

  • @byme9829
    @byme9829 5 лет назад

    This guy is such a hill billy!

  • @flashattack7063
    @flashattack7063 2 года назад

    You stole most of this material from Letterkenny

    • @chadwellington2524
      @chadwellington2524 Год назад

      where do you think letterkenny got their stuff from, before them