@@gmunden1 And as everybody knows, the economy here & there ain't too good for everyman/woman. From the latest reports (Standards & Poor's) Useless Farm is reflecting that situation by way of the UF "brain drain." 'My kingdom for a horse. "
The fact that you give backstories to all the animals is hilarious! I love it. Your love for all the animals is so apparent. They are lucky they found a forever home at the Useless Farm. Thank you for loving all the critters so much. **edited for spelling thanks to fat thumbs**
I know she is just so hilarious the fact that she has made a RUclips channel of doing this is brilliant I really think she needs to do some stand-up comedy I think she'd be so funny
Micheal is a Jon Bon Jovi impersonator, omg hilarious. Doug is the best, everyone needs a Doug in their life. I love how the alpacas just run away from you as if your trying to sell them insurance or something.
This lady cracks me up I love her I love how she just makes fun of it and she's having a phone old time I wonder if she's done any stand-up comedy she's really funny
When Craig entered the field, there were so few with his background so he could really get whatever he wanted. Now that Michael has come of age, the market is saturated. I can see why he would not follow in his Dad's hoofprints.
I was blessed with an exceptional Llama, his name was Cowboy. We didn't name him, but he knew his name. Such an exceptional creature! I think our Llama got all the brain wrinkles Michael was sposed to get in addition to his normal allotment
Whenever I'm feeling blue.....or orange.....or green.....I come and watch one of your videos and it always puts me in the black again.....cause no one likes to be in the red, ya know? Love your work!!!🤘🏻😝🤘🏻❤️
So hilarious! What an incredible group of diverse characters. Just love hearing about your animals' plans, talents and personalities. You are absolutely brilliant!
i know all these animals are in need. obv. but this beautiful woman literally saved Doc's life. I've heard humans can be the most evil to horses when they're even the slightest bit ill.
I always love your videos. They all have their own unique personalities and you never know when one of them will act out. I have to giggle at Karen as she tries so hard to scare you. You really deal with her so well.
Michael is a boss, it took me two decades to finish my associates degree, lol. I am now able to say my social security number backwards and forwards in the semi-comatose state I operate in as a peer to peer mental health recovery advocate. Keep these vids coming! Much cheaper and more effective than many anti-anxiety meds out there. Keith might however need some tension tamer tea, the key ingredient in it for me is the cat nip. Mau.
If you were to ever open your farm to visitors, I'm only about 1/2-3/4hr from you and would love to connect with Keith; I'd literally just chill with him for hours if we could just sit in silence and just be anxious together. It wouldn't be a healthy visit, but it sure would fill our time slots for therapy for the week. Seriously. 17 types of anxiety?! YES! That is my soul-twin. Thank you for spoiling these beautiful babies, and enduring Brad on the daily. Be well, everyone, but especially Gary and Keith.
A friend of mine shared your channel one day and I have been hooked ever since. Thank you for loving your animals and having a fantastic sense of humor. I never miss a video now.
Me too! Doug the Donkey actually seems like the most normal of the bunch. He seems friendly, affectionate and an excellent listener. The perfect companion when you're having a bad day and a big donkey hug is what's required to set everything right. He's adorable.
@@azmom2020 Oh no doubt. But you know what? I live in the Bronx, NYC. Two people are shot and killed outside the bodega a black away from me every month. Without fail. Usually 10 more just get shot and live. And yes, we're talking the occasional 10 year old girl on her way to or from school. So I watch Useless Farm to dream of what a life like that really is, cuz I can't imagine going to a bodega after midnight on a Friday and not having your head on a swivel, waiting to hear the sound of an accelerating engine or squealing tires. Sliding doors opening. Anything clicky sounding, or yelling and cursing, or _anything,_ really, cuz that's your ass if you're unlucky. So I can say, with great authority on the subject, that asking people to act calm and peaceful and 'normal,' well...it probably wouldn't go over too well here. I really wish it would. I'm so tired of seeing cop cars parked on every corner in a 5 block radius with their roof lights on, every day and night for a couple of weeks. They shine in my window at night. I had to buy like, this heavy ass set of curtains. After 2 weeks they move to another neighborhood for a bit, but just for a bit and they're back. Last week they shot the ATM in the quieter bodega down the block. Thru the door into the ATM. Put a big dent in it but nothing else. Dunno what that ATM did to someone, but whatever. That ATM won't be talking sh*t to anyone, ever again. So...yeah. When every day life is like a shooter videogame, it's hard...nay, it may be impossible to ever be 'normal,' naa'mean? 😝
Your emu lessons are coming along beautifully I could hear! When you kissy kissy'd for Michael, your accent was really close to Karen's. Even the same regional pitch. 😂👍
I literally have 2 out of my 4 dogs that are 3-legged. I’ve spent over $6000 on one of the 3-legged variety to replace his knees and ensure he can walk….sort of.
"Craig is a retired neurosurgeon." I burst out laughing.
I have a 4 yr. old JAck RUssell - he's a PHYSICIST! KIDDING. HE IS DUMB AS A STUMP!
Farm is full of brain trusts! 🤣🤯
We blame the mother's side
@@gmunden1 And as everybody knows, the economy here & there ain't too good for everyman/woman.
From the latest reports (Standards & Poor's) Useless Farm is reflecting that situation by way of the UF "brain drain." 'My kingdom for a horse. "
Craig, the disappointed father.
Woah. To be fair, Michael is getting his _doctorate_ in unicycling.
And when he completes his dissertation, he'll finally be ready for the circus.
What would one's thesis be for a Doctor of Unicycling degree? lol
@@ElizabethT45 One could easily study the kinematics and vehicle dynamics of unicycle stability for a Physics PhD. 👍
Before unicycling, Michael did try to become a proctologist but he couldn't remember shit
I see a potential shirt design……an alpaca on a unicycle…. Must have!
YES!!!
Great!!!👍🏻
I totally would get it
Me 2
The fact that you give backstories to all the animals is hilarious! I love it. Your love for all the animals is so apparent. They are lucky they found a forever home at the Useless Farm. Thank you for loving all the critters so much.
**edited for spelling thanks to fat thumbs**
I know she is just so hilarious the fact that she has made a RUclips channel of doing this is brilliant I really think she needs to do some stand-up comedy I think she'd be so funny
Why tf do you need to explain why you edited your comment?? Believe me, no one gives a fck.... Dweeb
So agree!! 😄😁
Just lucky enough to have found this brilliance, wit and love for these sweet animals 🎉❤ YOU are truly amazing!!
Micheal is a Jon Bon Jovi impersonator, omg hilarious. Doug is the best, everyone needs a Doug in their life. I love how the alpacas just run away from you as if your trying to sell them insurance or something.
Yep... Doug is totally cool.
Love the " Useless Farm " ❤ the animals have sooooooooooo much personality !!
...Or running away because they owe you money. 🤑 (That student loan money for unicycle school. Wasn't that an online course??).
Useless Farm...not useless at all! Brightens our days! ♥️
🤣🤣🤣 these stories and the animals' names are amazing. I can relate to Keith.
Pencil is my favorite name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
KEITH HAS THE BEST SHAVE JOB…GOOD WORK!
Me too. is it the 17 types of anxiety? Cause I can so relate
Unfortunately I can relate to Michael. 😜😜❤❤
Micheal, never give up that dream. You be the best Unicyclist you can be! We are here for you, buddy!👍
Michael's a rockstar but forgotten what instrument he plays! What legendary animals you have.
Me trying to picture an alpaca unicycling 🤯😂
I totally did the same thing
Keith with his 17 types of anxiety is truly my mother inlaws spirit animal
Your story telling is what brings me back, your humor is the best!
ok when she said it took michael 5 years to finish his first year..i spit my drink everywhere. i have tears in my eyes from laughing
But he finished, though 🎉 😂
Love Michaels’ mullet. Not many can rock that look, and be successful at unicycle as well.
😅😅😅😅😅
I don't know what is better... The backstories or the names... It's more like an office than a farm 😂
Since I found your channel, I'm truly interested and entertained. U take great care of the animals 👍
Me too, I just love Amanda and the animals.They cheer me up tremendously and make my days brighter 😊
I can't believe I'm just now finding this channel. I've never laughed so hard at an animal channel ever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Michael is just living on a prayer.
Michael’s got the Jon Bon Jovi hairstyle going for sure 👍🏻
And he’s every bit as handsome as Jon Bon Jovi too! ❣️
@@azmom2020 Michael rocks!
This lady cracks me up I love her I love how she just makes fun of it and she's having a phone old time I wonder if she's done any stand-up comedy she's really funny
2:59 Doug smiling with joyful glee at getting what he wanted: a hug!
Oh my goodness I’ve figured out Why Karen hates you. She knows Stanley loves you, Jealous, that’s it. I’m a Karen whisperer 🤣🤣🤣
I 100% agree with you, Karen is in a constant state of paranoia about someone taking her man🤣🤣🤣 I absolutely love Useless Farm and all the Drama💜
"Michael has taken 5 yrs to finish 1 yr of unicycle school". Now that's perseverance. GO MICHAEL!!!@!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant humor…..animal soap operas! You’re brilliant!
I absolutely love all your videos they are absolutely hilarious and I love the stories behind all the animals that you gave makes my day
When Craig entered the field, there were so few with his background so he could really get whatever he wanted. Now that Michael has come of age, the market is saturated. I can see why he would not follow in his Dad's hoofprints.
Hoof prints! Great job! 🤣
Jon bon Jovi impersonator......I really am addicted to this woman's sense of reality.
I admire how you do what you do without breaking a nail!
Love the commentary about the animals and their names are nice. Great channel and you are gorgeous!!
Oh you're too funny!🤣 love outlandish stories and made up stuff! Helps me lol and forget seriousness for a moment and relax! Thank you!
I was blessed with an exceptional Llama, his name was Cowboy. We didn't name him, but he knew his name. Such an exceptional creature! I think our Llama got all the brain wrinkles Michael was sposed to get in addition to his normal allotment
Whenever I'm feeling blue.....or orange.....or green.....I come and watch one of your videos and it always puts me in the black again.....cause no one likes to be in the red, ya know? Love your work!!!🤘🏻😝🤘🏻❤️
Love your facial expressions. Xx
Your make believe is so funny. 😂😂😂
The back stories on your animals is hilarious 😂. I hope you are healing from Karen's attack.
Love how you have back stories for your animals ❤ so fun and funny
Oh. My. Gosh. You are CRAZY in the best possible way!!!!! You should win person of the year!!!!
"Craig is a retired neurosurgeon, so..." 😂😂😂😂🤣
Kieth...I feel your anxiety... you're cool! Enjoy helping Michael through unicycle school! 😂
I stumbled across your channel a couple weeks ago and I have to tell you, it makes me very happy!! I love how well you treat your friends (pets)
Doug is so stinking cute! All of them! Love it!
I seriously do not know how you come up with your words to describe all your animals and dayly life. Hysterical...
Girl your hair was so tidy in the beginning then...all that happened. What a sacrifice. Love you and all your children.
So hilarious! What an incredible group of diverse characters. Just love hearing about your animals' plans, talents and personalities. You are absolutely brilliant!
The fact that you have all of these scenarios and describe what each animal is thinking is comedic genuis.
You are soo hilarious 😂 I wish Michael the best of luck on his unicycle graduation
awe... I love doug..he is so sweet :-) loves his momma
Going back to work? How are you going to find the time to work and do the farm?
Goddess level? Karen wrangler! You start my morning shining lady! 💖
i know all these animals are in need. obv. but this beautiful woman literally saved Doc's life. I've heard humans can be the most evil to horses when they're even the slightest bit ill.
I always love your videos. They all have their own unique personalities and you never know when one of them will act out. I have to giggle at Karen as she tries so hard to scare you. You really deal with her so well.
I think you have one of the best HR herds ever.
Parents just can't live their children's dreams. I'm rootin' for ya Michael!!! 🤓
Beautiful babies they are♡.
So far my personal faves are Keith, Doug, Pencil, Steve & Brad
Michael is a boss, it took me two decades to finish my associates degree, lol. I am now able to say my social security number backwards and forwards in the semi-comatose state I operate in as a peer to peer mental health recovery advocate. Keep these vids coming! Much cheaper and more effective than many anti-anxiety meds out there. Keith might however need some tension tamer tea, the key ingredient in it for me is the cat nip. Mau.
That horse was definitely smiling
If you were to ever open your farm to visitors, I'm only about 1/2-3/4hr from you and would love to connect with Keith; I'd literally just chill with him for hours if we could just sit in silence and just be anxious together. It wouldn't be a healthy visit, but it sure would fill our time slots for therapy for the week. Seriously. 17 types of anxiety?! YES! That is my soul-twin.
Thank you for spoiling these beautiful babies, and enduring Brad on the daily. Be well, everyone, but especially Gary and Keith.
Steve: Don’t make me open these tail feathers. I WILL fan you! 😂 If Gary and Donna have a “love child” is it a Guck? 😂
I love your farm!!! Forever and ever you guys are the best entertainment!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Doug loves you soooo much! Stanley’s hair is great today.
Didn't know you were Canadian until you said, "It's so hot oot." Love this channel. Jealous of all your animals.
U kill me with ur Stories u have my full attention always😂❤💙
Good to see that Brad isn't phased by the humidity. Still a sassy biotch. 🤣
You and your animals bring great Joy and laughter in this crazy world. Thank you for sharing all of it!
This is my favorite of your videos.
Lots of appearances.
Ugh, I just love your alpacas.
A friend of mine shared your channel one day and I have been hooked ever since. Thank you for loving your animals and having a fantastic sense of humor. I never miss a video now.
Such beautiful place - little piece of heaven. ❤️
OMG! I love the names of all the animals, they sound so human! And the personalities & occupations you assign them are hysterical! ❤️
Brad still looks like a football with feathers !!
I absolutely love your channel, it brings a smile to my face and laughter to my soul. Thank you.
Love your commentary, and a beautiful human being!
“Stanley you beautiful boy.”
Karen: “Back away from my man, you Hussie.”😅
They all look to you as their momma what a connection
I love love love useless farm videos!! ❤️❤️
i am addicted your stories…can’t watch just one🤣
“Sometimes Michael moonlights as a Jon Bon Jovi impersonator”-and EXACTLY in that moment you see it 😂
NOT 17 types of anxiety. 🤣🤣 Ohmygosh.
I could watch you talk about almost anything 😍
You are so fun an funny an I love your stories an animals 🤣🙂😁🤣😅
Love your little themes! Hysterical & silly.
OH. MY. GAWD. UF HAS A YOU TUBE PAGE. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE…. As I watch In my Keith anxiety shirt.
I’m with you!!! UF gives me life!
Honest to God you make every day for me!!!!! LMAO with every video! Thanks A
Keith is an alpaca "Mr. Monk" with all those anxieties
i just adore you and your animal family 🙂
I can't stand this anymore 😅😅😅😅I'm laughing so hard. This has got to be the funniest thing going.
I love watching you every day. Love Michael and Brad and every animal you have.
I think you have fun with these creatures😎🤩
This woman is a genius
"Poor Keith, has 17 different types of anxiety" Me too, Keithy boy...me too.
I LOVE Doug!❤
Me too!
Doug the Donkey actually seems like the most normal of the bunch.
He seems friendly, affectionate and an excellent listener. The perfect companion when you're having a bad day and a big donkey hug is what's required to set everything right.
He's adorable.
@@JohnSmith-mk1rj But would we enjoy it as much if everyone was as normal and balanced as Doug!
@@azmom2020 Oh no doubt.
But you know what?
I live in the Bronx, NYC.
Two people are shot and killed outside the bodega a black away from me every month. Without fail.
Usually 10 more just get shot and live. And yes, we're talking the occasional 10 year old girl on her way to or from school.
So I watch Useless Farm to dream of what a life like that really is, cuz I can't imagine going to a bodega after midnight on a Friday and not having your head on a swivel, waiting to hear the sound of an accelerating engine or squealing tires. Sliding doors opening. Anything clicky sounding, or yelling and cursing, or _anything,_ really, cuz that's your ass if you're unlucky.
So I can say, with great authority on the subject, that asking people to act calm and peaceful and 'normal,' well...it probably wouldn't go over too well here.
I really wish it would.
I'm so tired of seeing cop cars parked on every corner in a 5 block radius with their roof lights on, every day and night for a couple of weeks.
They shine in my window at night. I had to buy like, this heavy ass set of curtains. After 2 weeks they move to another neighborhood for a bit, but just for a bit and they're back.
Last week they shot the ATM in the quieter bodega down the block. Thru the door into the ATM. Put a big dent in it but nothing else.
Dunno what that ATM did to someone, but whatever. That ATM won't be talking sh*t to anyone, ever again.
So...yeah.
When every day life is like a shooter videogame, it's hard...nay, it may be impossible to ever be 'normal,' naa'mean?
😝
I love this channel...addictive..no shame.
Craig does have that TENSE look of a neurosurgeon. 😵💫😖🥶
Your emu lessons are coming along beautifully I could hear! When you kissy kissy'd for Michael, your accent was really close to Karen's. Even the same regional pitch. 😂👍
Are you a rescue or just a fun family farm? This is so hilariously wonderful! Thanks so much for filming your daily activities.
Love the commentary.so glad I found this.
I've got asthma. Stop it. I can't breath. LMAO
I would pay good money to see Michael riding a unicycle down the street.
Sometimes perfectly the same is not boring...
Your channel is just sooo entertaining. Brad is such a narcissist I just love everyone on your wonderful farm.
This will be my farm. Me adopting everything and anything I trip over.
I literally have 2 out of my 4 dogs that are 3-legged. I’ve spent over $6000 on one of the 3-legged variety to replace his knees and ensure he can walk….sort of.
🤣😍🤣😅😅💜 Keith you got this buddy!! X
You make me laugh so much in every video - glad I found your page.... greetings from Montreal, your neighbour 😄