Sir Sauce Wasn't Ready For The Dragon - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @seanadcock7454
    @seanadcock7454 4 года назад +116

    "it's just meat pounding into meat"
    me and the boys on Valentine's day without dates

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 года назад +8

      Frottage, now that's _extremely gay._
      If I knew how to make rainbow text I would have done so for the italicized text.

    • @lonelychatton2503
      @lonelychatton2503 4 года назад +5

      No it’s with the boys

    • @peterphillips3343
      @peterphillips3343 4 года назад +7

      This is an absolute vibe, except it's just me and my alternate personalities watching RUclips instead.

    • @floppa2326
      @floppa2326 3 года назад +1

      fr daddy

    • @Johnjohnadamson
      @Johnjohnadamson 3 года назад +1

      Respec++

  • @drcubeface
    @drcubeface 3 года назад +52

    2:41
    snuffy's inventory
    barrel +10 maneuverability
    hobbit:
    -500 iq

    • @emanwonkon2205
      @emanwonkon2205 11 месяцев назад +1

      Im sorry to say, but an average human brain has 86 billion brain cells. 500 is a very, VERY small price to pay.

    • @drcubeface
      @drcubeface 11 месяцев назад

      @@emanwonkon2205 hold on lemme fix this

    • @emanwonkon2205
      @emanwonkon2205 11 месяцев назад

      @@drcubeface oh my god. After 2 years you actually fixed it.

    • @drcubeface
      @drcubeface 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@emanwonkon2205 LE GASP

  • @chummysomething9828
    @chummysomething9828 4 года назад +121

    “I think saucy science may have gone too far this time, something about a pocket snuffy just seems wrong”
    - Sir. Super silky saucy sauce man 2021, the return.

  • @richcat4872
    @richcat4872 4 года назад +144

    “They have jelly bones”
    -No they have osteoporosauce

  • @hexational3028
    @hexational3028 4 года назад +102

    legend has it sir sauce still exists with us today- in spirit.

    • @TheEmeraldPixel
      @TheEmeraldPixel 4 года назад +1

      He haunts the castle he was killed in front of

    • @SwoopsTheTired
      @SwoopsTheTired 2 года назад +1

      He’s still haunting captain sauce a year later for leaving tabs, it was fair why he left but still, he’s getting haunted

  • @greenblob4821
    @greenblob4821 4 года назад +18

    "cup a fart and throw it" "a bit of an atomic ass blast" "just keep blowing cheek chunks at him"
    these had me laughing for a minute

  • @sirpugsalot7459
    @sirpugsalot7459 4 года назад +68

    “Cannibalism isn’t exactly the coolest”
    -Captainsauce 2021

  • @bored9675
    @bored9675 4 года назад +16

    "Mom can we buy Captain Sauce"
    "We already have Captain Sauce at home"
    Captain Sauce at home: 1:19

    • @afrothunder4131
      @afrothunder4131 3 года назад +4

      Well that hurts 😆
      i made his face like that to imitate a caveman but yeah pretty accurate

    • @Acromonium
      @Acromonium 3 года назад +2

      @@afrothunder4131 wait, you made that unit?

    • @Acromonium
      @Acromonium 3 года назад

      @Egg T well I did not know, quite fascinating.

  • @MrMisha-kn3mm
    @MrMisha-kn3mm 4 года назад +165

    “And then when the world needed him the most, he released a video

  • @zachken5399
    @zachken5399 4 года назад +27

    9:34
    I don't get it, this is technically an upgrade.
    I can imagine the scene where Sir Sauce wins a battle because "you can't see me"

    • @michaellatten7914
      @michaellatten7914 Год назад +1

      "Who tf an I battling, I'm just seeing a horse with floating weapons. Dear God, they've become too powerful..."

  • @hendrix232
    @hendrix232 4 года назад +286

    He shoulda called "French sauce" "Renaisauce"

  • @brandonalban1508
    @brandonalban1508 4 года назад +20

    “Sir sauce wasn’t ready for the dragon”
    Sir sauce also wasn’t ready to finish the title

    • @phantomy2034
      @phantomy2034 4 года назад

      More like the dragon wasn't ready for sir sauce.

  • @PugDogman
    @PugDogman 4 года назад +274

    "pocket snuffy" never thought i'd hear that but now Im wondering how to get one, for a friend obviously.
    with the help of a potato's comment i have found out i can pre-order one for my "friend".

    • @markpapes
      @markpapes 4 года назад +18

      Yeah, I was the person that replied that and I wasn't fully informed with the details, I'm just a factory manager, all we know is that we're getting a shipment of "pocket snuffy sponges" to ship off, I'm not 100% sure but if you put it in water for about half a day it will turn into a pocked snuffy.

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 4 года назад +12

      @@markpapes Now, by 'pocket snuffy' do you mean a toy, or a *toy* ?

    • @alcornoquealvarez8717
      @alcornoquealvarez8717 4 года назад +7

      Yea man I work there and their sort of like bath bombs, you put water on them and they expand, pretty interesting.

    • @alcornoquealvarez8717
      @alcornoquealvarez8717 4 года назад +5

      They’re

    • @markpapes
      @markpapes 4 года назад +3

      @@IndigoStorm27 both

  • @colorphone5154
    @colorphone5154 4 года назад +3

    French sauce was, although french, the first sause kind in their lineage to develop the famous move now known as "the sister fister".

  • @dougthedonkey1805
    @dougthedonkey1805 4 года назад +107

    Now this is a sexy Valentine’s Day episode

  • @goodet8279
    @goodet8279 4 года назад +223

    “Disturbingly accurate tomato” why is that disturbing it’s tabs

    • @finleyweese3359
      @finleyweese3359 4 года назад +1

      Correct hehehehe

    • @kingcatrhys4013
      @kingcatrhys4013 4 года назад +4

      "Totally Accurate"

    • @Deadbot2000
      @Deadbot2000 4 года назад +1

      smoothly round

    • @supercellyt3623
      @supercellyt3623 3 года назад +1

      Don't you mean old good friend gamato

    • @enchantedfoxttv
      @enchantedfoxttv 3 года назад +1

      @@kingcatrhys4013 ummm he’s not trying to type totally accurate battle simulator it’s a joke dummy

  • @kermitthefrog4272
    @kermitthefrog4272 4 года назад +12

    I always forget what his intro is but it's just a " What's up guys! *Insert joke here* " and that's it... No wonder I forget.

  • @imakeislamiccontent
    @imakeislamiccontent 4 года назад +29

    "When u end up condensing a giant mammal into the size of a toaster, You're gonna end up getting one of those super Balls you win in an arcade". Captainsauce 2021.

  • @anti8028
    @anti8028 4 года назад +143

    I love how you roll out all these hilarious jokes, and we found out today that he has pecks and abs

    • @shadonovic
      @shadonovic 4 года назад +2

      Does he?

    • @christopherwilliams8383
      @christopherwilliams8383 4 года назад +1

      I think

    • @jayf3824
      @jayf3824 4 года назад +2

      @@shadonovic of course

    • @scottgallaway6467
      @scottgallaway6467 4 года назад +1

      Wait what?

    • @jimbothetimbo6790
      @jimbothetimbo6790 4 года назад +9

      I thought the quote “I’m surviving off of chocolate and peanut butter I’m basically a human Reece’s peecies” meant he wasn’t jacked but damn

  • @sovietman9089
    @sovietman9089 3 года назад +5

    That ‘fart’ you were talking about is just the new Skyrim shout Cheekius Squeekius.

  • @pretty_birb__
    @pretty_birb__ 4 года назад +71

    Captain Sauce: Well somehow humanity continued
    Me: *realizing one of those cheerleaders wasn't a girl*

    • @Gecko-f7p
      @Gecko-f7p 4 года назад +1

      ......

    • @RTSmasterZ77
      @RTSmasterZ77 4 года назад +3

      I'm here to tell you that they all weren't chick's

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 4 года назад +2

      @@RTSmasterZ77 If you're lucky, your lifespan has shortened significantly.

    • @snowiechy6887
      @snowiechy6887 4 года назад

      DISCUSTING

    • @gm9413
      @gm9413 4 года назад +3

      plot twist: he knew that

  • @gm9413
    @gm9413 4 года назад +111

    _"we_ are sauce"
    _communist noises intensify_

  • @eddykidplayzyt
    @eddykidplayzyt 4 года назад +655

    Day 16 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

  • @rollieanderson6528
    @rollieanderson6528 3 года назад +4

    I love how when one unit flys away cap looks around in his real life office

  • @alexglaze7867
    @alexglaze7867 4 года назад +13

    These videos always sound like they came out of a card against humanity game, and I am here for it!

  • @noidontwantit
    @noidontwantit 3 года назад +8

    10:42 "KILL ME"
    Typical halfling quote

  • @modernismisreal
    @modernismisreal 4 года назад +4

    The legendary battle between Sir Sauce and the Salsa Dragon will shake the world of condiments to it's core.

    • @demetmorado
      @demetmorado 4 года назад

      Hey you got Primordial Cat!

  • @ethenmesch5014
    @ethenmesch5014 4 года назад +8

    15:20 sounds like the start of a rick role

  • @theredbaron5911
    @theredbaron5911 4 года назад +4

    Cap I just want to say thank you, I've been having a bad day but before the intro is over I'm laughing so hard that I started to cry. So again, thank you.

  • @RainStreet28
    @RainStreet28 2 года назад +2

    France Sauce: *They Never stood a Chance.*
    7:10
    Sir-Sauce: "I Shall Smite thy Dragon."
    13:13
    CaveMan_Sauce: I poke big stick at foes..
    Dragon: Tell me about it.

  • @tonyqi2373
    @tonyqi2373 4 года назад +40

    Me: about to go to bed then my phone rings

  • @djtabor
    @djtabor 3 года назад +2

    I made a faction you could mess around with if you want. It's called the Laser Faction. I tried to make it look like it would be in the normal game. I'm also making secret units for it, but that isn't finished yet.

  • @washiman5403
    @washiman5403 4 года назад +6

    Captain sauce: A dragon with no fire breath?
    Screen literally showing a someone lit on fire due to the dragon: 15:03

  • @Renzo-oj6bt
    @Renzo-oj6bt 4 года назад +3

    12:32 That mammoth on the left side *splat*

  • @niclpickel
    @niclpickel 4 года назад +5

    Nothing better than some captain sauce after getting rejected on Valentine’s Day

  • @withiethewither1993
    @withiethewither1993 3 года назад +1

    Captainsauce, I made a faction made entirely of Hobbits called "The Shire" and they're surprisingly powerful. I also made a campaign featuring them called "The Halfling's Revenge". You don't need to check it out if you don't want to, just a suggestion for something to look at if you're running out of stuff on TABS to check out

  • @mirakuruIV
    @mirakuruIV 4 года назад +4

    The pocket snuffy beggining made fall on the floor and laugh

  • @2toolittle2
    @2toolittle2 4 года назад +1

    You make me so my happier sauce, my dad got the virus a few days ago.. he’s now in the hospital and in the ICU. I cry myself to sleep not having him around. But I watch your vids and I laugh and forget my troubles. Thank you

  • @thedragonofcanada6659
    @thedragonofcanada6659 4 года назад +9

    teenie snuffies go Brrrrrrrr .... Happy Valentine's day everyone!

  • @shadetherainwing7853
    @shadetherainwing7853 4 года назад +2

    All the tornadoes:
    10 cheerleaders with 1 sensei
    10 cheerleaders with 1 Da Vinci tank
    10 cheerleaders with 1 lady red jaid
    10 cheerleaders with 1 mace spinner
    (you cannot use siege units, or custom units)

  • @Acromonium
    @Acromonium 4 года назад +14

    5:54 He literally made a home-run with that pompom.

    • @Night_Alien
      @Night_Alien 4 года назад

      The first thing i did when i saw that is go the comments

  • @BedrockManYT
    @BedrockManYT 4 года назад +1

    I feel that there are very few scenarios in which cap will not make me at the very least smile thank you cap for making videos and my day

  • @suriV05
    @suriV05 4 года назад +34

    bruh this video has existed for only 13 minutes and still has more likes than i have brain cells

    • @hentaiwithsenpaiyeet5457
      @hentaiwithsenpaiyeet5457 4 года назад

      But there's only 2 brain cells left

    • @suriV05
      @suriV05 4 года назад +1

      @@hentaiwithsenpaiyeet5457 meaning it already has a lot of likes not that im dumb or anything...maybe

    • @shadetherainwing7853
      @shadetherainwing7853 3 года назад +1

      you guys have braincells?

    • @hentaiwithsenpaiyeet5457
      @hentaiwithsenpaiyeet5457 3 года назад

      @@suriV05 maybe

    • @suriV05
      @suriV05 3 года назад

      now this comment has more like than i have followers in tik tok... i have a sad life 😣

  • @Beensup
    @Beensup 3 года назад +1

    Who knew that they had some Team Rocket in there genetics 😂 12:23

  • @edwardrigsby9032
    @edwardrigsby9032 4 года назад +4

    Wow it's amazing how far tabs has come.

  • @bananadanish4028
    @bananadanish4028 4 года назад +6

    The yell sounds like Star Platinum's Standcry for some reason "oraaaa"

  • @twig1129
    @twig1129 4 года назад +4

    I wish Cap and Critikal would do a collab. I feel that their senses of humor would go well together.

  • @ShirleyThompson-p8f
    @ShirleyThompson-p8f 2 месяца назад +1

    14:43 pretty little princess🧚

  • @logansavage6036
    @logansavage6036 4 года назад +27

    Cap:”We’ve got some guards that don’t look pleased that I’m murdering people off the streets.”
    Me:Ya would’ve thought they came on episode 2 of tabs but ok😂👌

  • @nimalidilanka7884
    @nimalidilanka7884 3 года назад +1

    Every sentence by captainsauce could be quoted

  • @jekyll2385
    @jekyll2385 4 года назад +3

    Listen, sauce. Your videos consistently make me laugh on a bad Day, and I want to tell you that I also LOVE this game. Thank you for inspiring me to not commit halfling

  • @Kevin-di4qk
    @Kevin-di4qk 4 года назад

    The ending screen is just the best XD every single time it is just a random unit floating around but also its a absolute masterpiece :D

  • @sircabbageii4063
    @sircabbageii4063 4 года назад +4

    Captain Sauce: into the sauciverse

    • @mrsirgiy
      @mrsirgiy 3 года назад

      Who would be captain sauces nemesis? Captain pumpkin perhaps captain apple carrot?

  • @Leo-ow9yr
    @Leo-ow9yr 4 года назад +1

    "Something about a pocket snuffy just seems wrong"
    -Captain Sauce
    2021

  • @ombaaa
    @ombaaa 4 года назад +30

    "pocket snuffy"
    I want it

    • @thecollector2464
      @thecollector2464 4 года назад +1

      We all do

    • @markpapes
      @markpapes 4 года назад +2

      Sorry, it's not out yet, you have to wait a bit until it's on the shelves. You can pre order soon though online.

    • @ombaaa
      @ombaaa 4 года назад +1

      @Evan Smith second actually

    • @itsdukko2691
      @itsdukko2691 4 года назад +2

      Your gonna have to fight for it

    • @ombaaa
      @ombaaa 4 года назад +1

      @Evan Smith forgot who and dont wanna scroll through 1000 comments

  • @rocketttroll5738
    @rocketttroll5738 3 года назад

    Captain Sauce is basically making a Sauce for every faction. He has Cave Sauce (Tribal Faction), French Sauce (Renissance Faction), Sir Sauce (Medieval Faction), And Captain Sauce (Legacy?).

  • @crimsondragon2677
    @crimsondragon2677 3 года назад +3

    “High-fives all round” Jacksepticeye would like to have a word with you.

  • @The_Serious_Chicken
    @The_Serious_Chicken 3 года назад +1

    “We can also cup a fart and throw it”
    -captain sauce 2021

  • @JudeDude1
    @JudeDude1 4 года назад +9

    CaptainSauce isnt ready for all the comments coming his way

  • @donovanhalsted3434
    @donovanhalsted3434 4 года назад +1

    An all out captainsauce battle 2 of each captainsaauce unit vs all the gods in tabs

  • @hiidkwhatsgoingon7910
    @hiidkwhatsgoingon7910 4 года назад +5

    4:12 sounds like hes yelling "ORA"

  • @the_gamingjd7022
    @the_gamingjd7022 3 года назад +1

    Every captainsauce tabs video is 10/10 I love it

  • @ARandomVogon
    @ARandomVogon 4 года назад +13

    Hope everyone has a great day!

  • @nicks4727
    @nicks4727 4 года назад +1

    Red team = Captian Sauce's ancestors (Tomato)
    Blue team = Professor Jam's ancestors (Blueberry)

  • @Sub-buck
    @Sub-buck 3 года назад +4

    1:41 I just heard "ORAA!"
    *what*

  • @anaqiarianaqil4265
    @anaqiarianaqil4265 3 года назад +1

    9:15 Ooo dayum, looked like it hurt😖😅

  • @fie8345
    @fie8345 4 года назад +3

    i love how he forgot to type “totally accurate battle simulator”

  • @kjBarrieault
    @kjBarrieault 3 года назад +1

    I like how he added lore to this.

  • @Batmanstabbingadog
    @Batmanstabbingadog 2 года назад +6

    “Cannibalism isn’t the coolest”- captain sauce, 2021

  • @inoobboi5438
    @inoobboi5438 4 года назад

    The common consensus now is that if Cap has found a new Custom Unit that he likes, TABS isn't ready for it

  • @ballistical5814
    @ballistical5814 4 года назад +3

    17:03 delicious cake sauce

  • @p5ych0._.k1ll3r
    @p5ych0._.k1ll3r 4 года назад

    10:51 the fact that the hobbits kept formation is amazing

  • @dominicmaynard2260
    @dominicmaynard2260 3 года назад +3

    "I want to see horses broken"
    Sauce, the horses don't have bones

  • @swaraajchadha8907
    @swaraajchadha8907 4 года назад +2

    Please don’t ever stop Sauce, your absolutely amazing man! Keep it up! 😊

  • @geocleanaccountservices8163
    @geocleanaccountservices8163 4 года назад +4

    #5:54 HOME RUN!

  • @lilman10012
    @lilman10012 3 года назад

    4:12 OORRRAAA and that sauce does it everytime he "shouts"

  • @xxntpennyxx4190
    @xxntpennyxx4190 4 года назад +7

    “Even the length and girth of the stick is accurate” me: oh yeah the Speer is nice too

    • @bat6684
      @bat6684 3 года назад

      “speer”

  • @chraerit
    @chraerit 3 года назад

    4:11 Is it just me or Pre-historic Sauce man just ORAAAA

  • @cabbagemerchant5630
    @cabbagemerchant5630 4 года назад +4

    It's been so long since I've seen someone play Tabbs - the nostalgia

  • @Jack-ln1lw
    @Jack-ln1lw 3 года назад

    I like how whenever something in a game goes flying into the air he looks up at the ceiling as if it will be there.

  • @jenniferparke7699
    @jenniferparke7699 4 года назад +7

    Nobody:
    The intro: DENSE SNUFFY

  • @mr.purple6394
    @mr.purple6394 3 года назад +1

    Hi CaptainSauce I just wanted to tell you I love your videos I loved your battle cats series I watched the whole series so keep uploading or im gonna go crazy in depression during Quarantine so keep up the hard work.

  • @awesomekrisna3324
    @awesomekrisna3324 4 года назад +5

    he still forgot to put "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" at the end of the title lol
    Edit: he did it

    • @Brazy4230
      @Brazy4230 3 года назад

      @Egg T why are you always in a random comment?

  • @grandmeatman2453
    @grandmeatman2453 4 года назад +1

    Hearing the words 'Sir Sauce' just made me explode with euphoria.

  • @VeeHarmony
    @VeeHarmony 4 года назад +6

    We need a bulldozer in TABS asap.

  • @traptaken600
    @traptaken600 4 года назад +2

    15:30 so no one gonna talk about that rickroll

  • @Smoothjay16
    @Smoothjay16 4 года назад +4

    I’m finally first btw love the vids

  • @johntf2official
    @johntf2official 3 года назад +2

    6:07 ok you can't tell me that wasn't just jotaro saying ora

    • @Teey64
      @Teey64 2 года назад

      I will not

  • @ctheman8180
    @ctheman8180 2 года назад

    15:21 the French sauces sister fister moves together sounded like the beginning beat to never gonna give you up! 😆

  • @KingBlaze-el3qd
    @KingBlaze-el3qd 4 года назад +1

    You should creat a twenty thousand dollar army and have them face of against the campaign but after each level you can only use what you had left from the round before.

  • @misplaymishaps5202
    @misplaymishaps5202 3 года назад

    Cap's got some cult leader vibes on right now
    "I am not sauce, we are sauce and we are many"

  • @staceyfox1435
    @staceyfox1435 4 года назад

    2:05 He knows how to use the Unrelenting Force Shout in more ways than the typical one.

  • @Baguette_Cat_The_Cat
    @Baguette_Cat_The_Cat 4 года назад

    11:14 Captain Sauce gnomes us the third time

  • @adumbguywhoisdumb1302
    @adumbguywhoisdumb1302 4 года назад

    You heard it here first folks, "Cannibalisms isn't exactly the coolest" -CaptainSauce 2021

  • @nnthnl
    @nnthnl 3 года назад +2

    8:32 his hat turned yellow

  • @taffy2474
    @taffy2474 3 года назад

    Thank you for posting daily you are the first person I search up when ever i go on to RUclips i wish I could show my epeshashon more

  • @gingamaster11
    @gingamaster11 4 года назад

    "Houston... we have a problem...there's a baby mammoth in space"
    "Wait...WHAT!?"

  • @kayfeduran3999
    @kayfeduran3999 4 года назад +1

    W-What are you doing step sauce?!?

  • @ShimoShark
    @ShimoShark 4 года назад

    At 10:45 the hobbits spelled out kill me XD oh my god this is the best channel ever

  • @officialkat7539
    @officialkat7539 4 года назад +1

    Pocket snuffy is like a Pokémon you just throw at someone then snuffy dies trying