Captinsauce: "I'm gonna test your strength, so I'm gonna throw you at that mountain over there. Hobbit: "Actually that looks more like a plat-AAAAAAEEEEEUUUUUU" *loud thud
“ I can’t remember how we’ve killed the janitor, but I’m gonna guess we’ve used some guns on him, maybe we’ve blown him up? “ That actually spot on. First game he got exploded. Second game he got shot.
Cap, now the monkey king can extend his staff and his clones can clone themselves, so you should check this out. Edit: For now, Landfall has removed the feature of the monkey king's clones spawning their own, prob bc of some bug idk
The Frosty The Hitman level could be a reference to the Disguise option in Fleeing the Complex of the Henry Stickmin Collection? Maybe? “FROSTY’S ESCAPING!!”
@@vacilated i'm pretty sure its preinstalled on some/all computers (i know this because i have it on _my_ computer and i didnt install it) and i guess he never thought to uninstall it
The level description sounds like something Cap would say himself. Also, Snuffy and his tribe absolutely smashing Monty and his tribe was awesome. It’s nice seeing Snuffy destroy instead of getting destroyed for once.
CaptinSauce: Now can you tabs units not brake or suicide or crash my computer for at least a second im trying to make a video Tabs Units: haha REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE crashes his computer
“I can confirm Matt Shae has been killed by cactuses. Now so long as these laddies don’t have my tomatoes tossed in their face, which is the exact opposite of my life modo then maybe we can win this. Oh cactus don’t get cup farted, that’s the last thing that we need. Will somebody please shoot this extra beafy tomato superhero, for the love of Christ.” -Captain Sauce
Frosty the hitman, who’s heart was as cold as ice. He’s a pissed of (snow)man cared less of rice and in returned filled you with mice La da dee da da, la da dee da da, and snow is mixed with bones. La da dee da da, la da dee da da, and the highway has traffic cones.
Horse ninjas? Really, horse ninjas?!? Sometimes you hear an idea, an idea so ludicrous that it makes you question the sanity of anyone who seriously considers it. Then you see it made and either humanity if forever transformed for the better, you you half wish a meteorite would come and end it all.
how did a game just say "nah imma head out" and just deletes itself, then how did a game just say "hol up am i supposed to be a game?" and think its not a game then finally how did a game just say "ight time to be italiano"
If Frostys mad about children throwing snow at him because it's like throwing flesh at a human Wouldn't snow falling from the sky be tiny little pieces of skin and water be blood?
hold up, that is coming out when? i saw the other games and was like "i don't know wtf is going on, but i like it and want more" i really hope he plays it when it does though, since he did play the others.
the ultimate attack of the underrated •2 bone mages at the front •3 harvesters infront of the bone mages •5 candle heads at mid •6 berserkers 3 at each side •3 scarecrows at the back (hard)
To be completely honest, Cap, TABS is my favorite series from your channel-although I would love to see some more let’s plays of longer games like you did with Little Nightmares 2!
First of all saying that Monty’s legs are as operational as the second Death Star is saying that they are operational, because the second Death Star was fully operational. Also Monty was paralyzed in one of the timelines in Kindergarten 1. You are thinking of Kindergarten 2 when you say he is in a wheelchair.
Sauce its not the lightening you have to worry about with smell because *not so fun fact: While rigor mortis sets in eventually, as soon as you die, every muscle in your body relaxes. That includes the sphincters that are in charge of keeping your bladder and bowels on lockdown, says Jorgenson. So if there is anything to expel, it could possibly seep out. “We aren’t talking about the biggest dump these people have ever taken, though,” he says. After all, the muscles that are responsible for forcefully pushing out the nasties are dead*
In my mind, the smurfs are like parasites. When someone stumbles into their village one just crawls inside of them and it causes an infection, making bulbs in their victims skin that turn into new fully grown smurfs
If someone has an arrow pointed you at 10 ft away, but there’s also a man with a knife to your gut, you’re gonna need to focus on the knife man. Those cindy’s were gonna plow through the line even faster if they weren’t being targeted, so they go for the close enemy
“ I may be a tomato but I don’t speak Italian “
A sentence so chaotic yet so well constructed it makes me wheeze on the inside and out
That’s a king popping inside of you
0:50
I think you need a new organ
really provid it
Be honest, all CaptainSauce veterans knew exactly what we were in for when we saw an old man with a mop for the thumbnail
Exactly
Agreed Gacha human
Mhm good old kindergarten series
Yep
Why are all the comments a month later
Captinsauce: "I'm gonna test your strength, so I'm gonna throw you at that mountain over there.
Hobbit: "Actually that looks more like a plat-AAAAAAEEEEEUUUUUU" *loud thud
Oohh, thats a nice reference that almost went over my head.
Oh hi ninja cat you are one of the least most powerful cat in battle cat
@@purple7056 ninja cat is my favorite cat
only smart people get this joke XD
@@InnovativeSparks yup
“ I can’t remember how we’ve killed the janitor, but I’m gonna guess we’ve used some guns on him, maybe we’ve blown him up? “
That actually spot on. First game he got exploded. Second game he got shot.
Some would call that foresight, he remembered despite not remembering
Cap, now the monkey king can extend his staff and his clones can clone themselves, so you should check this out.
Edit: For now, Landfall has removed the feature of the monkey king's clones spawning their own, prob bc of some bug idk
The sensai can turn into a ninja star tornado (sorry if wrong spelling of sensai)
@@tasveerzaidi2026 Almost correct spelling but its sensei
@@tasveerzaidi2026 yea ik
@@andrewjessop6054 in Japanese teacher is spelled せんせい(先生). せ- se ん-ń い-i. So it's spelled seńsei in english
the shogun now is basically like an anime character
CS: "I can confirm Mattshea has died to a cactus"
The dead-eyes that shot him in the back at 19:13: *Am I a joke to you?"
The Frosty The Hitman level could be a reference to the Disguise option in Fleeing the Complex of the Henry Stickmin Collection? Maybe? “FROSTY’S ESCAPING!!”
Possible
Exactly what I thought
There was a horror game he played about snowmen.
Yeah I think so as well
Lmao
“We want type advantages”
Well kids are weak to guns so thats a start
Can confirm
American Highschooler, can confirm
Does this count as a cursed comment or a life hack? The lines have blurred so much that it's hard to tell.
@@mylesmcnary3584 both. btw its not like im going to school shootings or anything... i mean i did witness one but i was the kid getting shot
@@jumpyjumpjumpjumps2369 sry to hear that. I hope you healed up fine
I loved this episode. Then again I love EVERY episode of T.A.B.S.
I just love every episode from cap
Zzzgq gf ovew
@@tevinjackson414 what?
Same
I don’t care if my picture’s something worth getting fed to sharks or blown to smithereens, but what I care is how awesome and funny Cap is.
BLUMPKIN IS THAT YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?
Blumpkin
YOU SHALL BE SACRIFICED FOR AMAZING CONTENT!
I see you every where on this channel
@@matthewboire6843 I just like Cap's videos
So basically one game committed suicide
Another got amnesia
And the last one really wanted to show you that it's good in Italian
~Three Random Games~
Hahaha
@@t.s.teller8530 YES
basiy's new nickname, "basically basiy"
@@t.s.teller8530 hahaha
Sauce Breaks a game: *much laughter* *Game breaks him in vengeance*
Lol
You're grammar confuses tf out of me
In Russia game breaks you
First thing I hear when I clicked was: *I can confirm MattShea has been killed by cactuses* XD
sorry but i have to
*cacti
@BRANDON HARDIAL yeah but yknow he’s only 450k away he’ll be there in a minute😐
@PieceOfBread Dude ik but did anyone ask?
The answer is no
@PieceOfBread Who else would you be when your replying to my comments lmao
@QuietKiller143 -the conversation between a 4th grader and a 5th grader
"what kind of siege weapon falls apart under fruit produce"
*_coughs in trebuchet, the superior siege weapon_*
“Can confirm that mattshea has died to cactuses” oh my god that killed me
RIP
and him
Omg that line just threw me for a loop
@Zayden Emery Not sure if anyone gives a DAMN but *I'VE SEEN COMMENTS LIKE THESE FOR OVER !69! FRICKIN TIMES!!!*
it reminded me of when i just watched battlecats videos pretty much daily and i am the big wa now
thank
Cap : “I had a game forgot that it was a game”
How does that happen
Welcome to CaptainSauce the only dude that might be more crazy than garystillplays
@@dogedakid6415 true
I dont know ask the game's he plays
It sounds like it got misclassified as an excel file instead of an exe file.
Idk ask Bethesda about Fallout 76 and ESO
I thought he was never to darken the door of this channel again. I clearly thought wrong.
what
@@PugnaciousProductions Have you watched the kindergarten series?
@The Flaming Lumberjack i did
@@theflaminglumberjack5757 i watched both
Sauce will never be forgotten
“I had a game that forgot that it was game and open itself on Microsoft excel” 😂
"I can confirm Mattshea has been killed by cactuses"
-Saucy boi 2021
Hello fellow techno blade enjoyer
@@sidratulhoque1 henlo
It's nobody's gonna talk about the 6900 points he has when he's fighting himself and MattShea in TABS?
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Cap: Says a game tried to open in MS Excel
Me: Excuse me, WHAT?
I would pay money to see that
"Can confirm that Mattshea has been killed by cactuses".
Me: proceeds to die of suffocation and wheezing.
I really thought this was kindergarten I didn't look at the thumbnail
Same
Lol
Me too
Yep, same here
𝖫𝗈𝗅 𝖬𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈
Me:”yay a new video I hope there something new” meanwhile it’s always about murdering hobits
That damned pfp
sssssshhhhhh it perfect harmony
You say that like murdering hobbits is a bad thing.
Not every level
Always has been
Behold: The saucy motto:
If shit keeps breaking when you try to get content, get content out of the breakage and play tabs
"I had a game forget that it was a game and open itself in microsoft excel"
uhhhhh.. what
Ikr?
@@vacilated i'm pretty sure its preinstalled on some/all computers (i know this because i have it on _my_ computer and i didnt install it) and i guess he never thought to uninstall it
Well I never thought I would see a new video about kindergarten1-2
Me neither
This is actually the demo for 3
@@Luci_Diavol woah¡
I mean you're not wrong though.
CaptainSauce unit: *yeets tornado*
Captainsauce: Maybe we can wind this?
Me agressivly shitting on the toilet: Saucey boi is creative
Aggressively sitting?
No
Standing
@@freechicken4928 no shiting
Laying down bricks, as it were.
The level description sounds like something Cap would say himself. Also, Snuffy and his tribe absolutely smashing Monty and his tribe was awesome. It’s nice seeing Snuffy destroy instead of getting destroyed for once.
This man sauce loves to hurt anything that isnt cringe level funny😂😂
what?????
please translate this to English
@@nwefe in English please
@Muhammad Muammar Gadafi non merci
@GGitGGûd he used 2 dude
@GGitGGûd 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭😗😙😚😘🥰😍🤩🥳🤗🙃🙂☺️😊😏😌😉🤭😶😐😑😔😋😛😝😜🤪🤔🤨🧐🙄😒😤😠😡🤬☹️🙁😕😟🥺😳😬🤐🤫😰😨😧😦😮😯😲😱🤯😢😥😓😞😖😣😩😫🤤🥱😴😪🌛🌜🌚🌝🌞🤢🤮🤧🤒🤕🥴😵🥵🥶😷😇🤠🤑😎🤓🤥🤡👻💩👽🤖🎃😈👿👹👺☠️🔥💫⭐🌟✨⚡💥💯💢💨💦💤🕳️🎉🎊😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍♥️💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💌💟❣️💔💋👥👤🗣️🧠🩸🦠🦷🦴💀👀👁️👄👅👃👃🏻👃🏼👃🏽👃🏾👃🏿👂👂🏻👂🏼👂🏽👂🏾👂🏿
Petition to see the failed recordings The captain tried to make if he still has them
V
Sauce: children are easily distracted by balloons so let's impale them with them
M excellent Smithers excellent
8:00 that’s beecwuse he wasn’t always. So, when he went back in time, he wasn’t impaled by the janator like a step bro to a step sis yet.
“I had a game forget it was a game”
Me:nani
My HP Laptop once thought it was a phone
@@Mr.Brothybear mine thinks it's a tablet
For god's sake don't sya nani on every thing
@@Indian_Tovarisch nani
@@Indian_Tovarisch nani
CaptinSauce: Now can you tabs units not brake or suicide or crash my computer for at least a second im trying to make a video
Tabs Units: haha REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE crashes his computer
Day 45 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
Hi eddy
@@lestrokrembe8045 hi
Your a like begger
It is pretty much useless sorry
@@Kong_Alpha says the person in his comments
“I can confirm Matt Shae has been killed by cactuses. Now so long as these laddies don’t have my tomatoes tossed in their face, which is the exact opposite of my life modo then maybe we can win this. Oh cactus don’t get cup farted, that’s the last thing that we need. Will somebody please shoot this extra beafy tomato superhero, for the love of Christ.”
-Captain Sauce
For your information Souperhero
Matt's last name is spelled Shea not Shae.
Frosty the hitman, who’s heart was as cold as ice. He’s a pissed of (snow)man cared less of rice and in returned filled you with mice
La da dee da da, la da dee da da, and snow is mixed with bones.
La da dee da da, la da dee da da, and the highway has traffic cones.
@@StandPowa Me: Of course I'm powerfull
What game is frosty from?
Uhhh kinda weird lyrics i like it
@@BlackBlade51 Henry stickmin fleaing the complex presumed dead route
@@BlackBlade51 During the truck part it says disguise thats it
The weakness to Cindy is a fork... and a outlet, just ask ted’s twin
Sorry I forgot his name so I just said the one I remmebered
Felix. Threw me for a loop that his name didn't rhyme with Ted's. That's a common trope with fictional twins.
Should be Ted and Fred
@@Nathan-xn3fj either one can be dead
@@awesomeii8346 with a loaf of bread
I love watching people get stabbed in TABS! Thats why I clicked on this!
Top 3 youtubers that are crazy
1.CaptainSauce
2.GrayStillPlays
3.Lets Game It Out
Yes
My favorite youtubers
Does anyone wonder what games he was playing that we will never get to see
I love when Snuffy just slams Monty after he’s knocked up into the air and makes a wombo combo
The days grow longer without the sauce...
He back
Cap:well according to the lore I apparently joined the halflings so i should use a couple of them
also Cap: *proceeds to use 30 halflings
Frosty the snowman has a gun in his hands, saying "wheres the cash at !?"
9:05 Monty realizes his fate honestly something you’d see in a movie. He’s gonna need a week chair after that one
"Now witness the fire power of these fully armed and operational robot legs." -- Monty the Kindergartener, 2021.
*laughs in custom units with ton of guns*FOOL I WILL TURN YOU TO HOLES
Cap “I take that back that’s not a cute gun”
Me: yeah that’s a dead gunner
“I think we blew him up” *me remembering that Cindy bit his ear off*
its a her lol
Cindy is a Girl :I
I hope we get to see more campaigns like this for cap. I really enjoy seeing him play our levels and using our creations for his videos.
“Totally accurate battle simulater” yet they didn’t add fire melts snow
Yet they have jesus and tomato superheroes and migraines from laughing
“simulatEr”
Oof
That... is the one thing you question
Did you not watch the video? He killed him with FIRE.
15:12 no amount of being highly skilled can save your life once plot armor enters the chat.
Captainsauce: I’m just gonna put in a couple of halflings
*places 30 halflings*
its only 15 people if you think about it
The wobbly horse stands above all.
We need a captain sauce cosplay where he cosplays as the real captain sauce
Remember when pirates were HUGE and it really reminds you of how far we've come
Horse ninjas? Really, horse ninjas?!?
Sometimes you hear an idea, an idea so ludicrous that it makes you question the sanity of anyone who seriously considers it. Then you see it made and either humanity if forever transformed for the better, you you half wish a meteorite would come and end it all.
N I N J A H O R S E G O B R R R R
Tabs is legit the only game that can break and can still survive and also be funny when it does
1:46 Henry stickmin gate escape
8:52 was probably the first time he got use his tusks properly, and on a kid...that's great
day 4 of telling captainsauce to play don’t escape 3 and don’t escape 4
Ya yeet
You have a cool name
Yeah let's do it
10:38 they did it! They blew up something that wasn’t themselves!…… and then took a mop to the face 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
captin sauce gets on tabs:
Hobits: SH*T
Put all of the broken games together and call it "three broken games"
Once you finish off the horses, I have 2 campaigns “Tropical and Royal” and “Infernal” like to cap can see
how did a game just say "nah imma head out" and just deletes itself, then how did a game just say "hol up am i supposed to be a game?" and think its not a game then finally how did a game just say "ight time to be italiano"
Day 11 i think of reminding cap to make an episode 4 of the eggplant spirit game
If Frostys mad about children throwing snow at him because it's like throwing flesh at a human Wouldn't snow falling from the sky be tiny little pieces of skin and water be blood?
The celine fane is on the floor like the door
Lol
Your first congrats
Thats cool
Congrats on first
👨🦽
I rewatched the whole kindergarten 1 and 2 recently HOW DOES THIS KEEP ON HAPPENING
Do you think you will be playing Life Is Strange: True Colors when it comes out?
hold up, that is coming out when? i saw the other games and was like "i don't know wtf is going on, but i like it and want more" i really hope he plays it when it does though, since he did play the others.
what about subnautica below zero?
@@holyassasin5202 it's coming out in September of this year
@@frenchfryer3603 ok, thank you.
Ninja Horse: "We don't need a hooman in our church"
Me: waiting for Matt Shea's comment
Hopefully mattshea watches this video.
there is no way a bunch of children can fistfight a tank-captainsauce
TABS units probrably can't spell so the Janitor should fit in
p r o b r a b l y
"can confirm mattshea has been killed by cactuses" probably the best intro im ever going to hear
REEEEEEEE day 6 of reeing in sauces videos
six days of cringe
Go to seven then yeet yourself
ill be here till the end
I like how he keeps talking to his army like they can hear him even though he knows they only target the closest enemy😂
Here in 12 seconds
ok
Blazin things Notification, btw i think that is a world record
“Predators And The Prey”
5 Mammoths
10 poachers
5 archers
2 harpooners
And 4 raptors
Man,Frosty’s f***ing PACKING,duel assault riffles can even make a snowman look scary
the ultimate attack of the underrated
•2 bone mages at the front
•3 harvesters infront of the bone mages
•5 candle heads at mid
•6 berserkers 3 at each side
•3 scarecrows at the back
(hard)
Double trouble:
2 ballista’s,
2 Gatling guns,
2 ice giants,
2 Santa claws,
2 Cupid’s,
2 of each horse,
2 Blackbeard.
7:09 friendly fire. The lighting built just went around in a circle and struck the other Zeus
"A lot of Guns"
4 Gunslingers
6 Deadyes
3 Quickdraw
3 Cacti
Rules:
- No using wild west units or custom units
1:22 if someone threw meatballs at me I’d just open my mouth
Same buddy....I love meatballs
This guy is a master cannibal
@@Somerandomchannel-z2x since when are meatballs made of human flesh?🙃
This is the ultimate revenge you impaled him on a big stick
To be completely honest, Cap, TABS is my favorite series from your channel-although I would love to see some more let’s plays of longer games like you did with Little Nightmares 2!
First of all saying that Monty’s legs are as operational as the second Death Star is saying that they are operational, because the second Death Star was fully operational.
Also Monty was paralyzed in one of the timelines in Kindergarten 1. You are thinking of Kindergarten 2 when you say he is in a wheelchair.
You should upload those broken games as a three random games or a montage.
Sauce its not the lightening you have to worry about with smell because *not so fun fact: While rigor mortis sets in eventually, as soon as you die, every muscle in your body relaxes. That includes the sphincters that are in charge of keeping your bladder and bowels on lockdown, says Jorgenson. So if there is anything to expel, it could possibly seep out. “We aren’t talking about the biggest dump these people have ever taken, though,” he says. After all, the muscles that are responsible for forcefully pushing out the nasties are dead*
In my mind, the smurfs are like parasites. When someone stumbles into their village one just crawls inside of them and it causes an infection, making bulbs in their victims skin that turn into new fully grown smurfs
11:49 I think that pun was unintended LMAO
Hobits: exist
CaptianSauce: 😎 Gun= Dead Hobbit... CaptainSauce=Gun
8:49 Snuffy: UH UH I AM NOT DEALING WITH A GUN THAT SHOOTS LIGHTNING
People who have never played tabs have no idea what is going on and people who have played tabs also have no idea what is going on
If someone has an arrow pointed you at 10 ft away, but there’s also a man with a knife to your gut, you’re gonna need to focus on the knife man. Those cindy’s were gonna plow through the line even faster if they weren’t being targeted, so they go for the close enemy
a random smurf:*gets in trap* the smurfs "search party".smurfette: *gets in trap* the entire village "everybody look for smurfette!!"