No One Expects The Gnome Faction - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- The TABS world wasn't ready for a Gnome invasion. Now they'll pay the price.
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Captain Sauce says "Enough with the trick shots...just cut these guys in half"
Gnome warlord: Trickshots the king and dodges an apple
Captain sauce "Where are you going"
Gnome warlord: My methods are beyond your understanding
I am a time traveler from 2024 I’m here to tell you the tale of a mysterious man named “CaptainSauce” he was a popular RUclipsr with a large following of over 2 million subscribers but one day he mysteriously stopped posting and for 3 whole months now we have been waiting for new content or that’s how the tale goes at least
UPDATE: it’s been 5 months now I’m seriously worried for him
Ye same i do hope he is okay
He's still regularly on twitter. He said that he has some eye problems, and it's pretty serious, which is why he can't play for longer periods of time, hence why he can't upload as often.
@@TheACTIONZÞANK YOU
Hopefully he gets better. Not for our sake, but for his sake.
@@TheACTIONZ lets hope he recovers...
"I've been bombing the shire like its a oil rich country"
-Captainsauce 2021
MURICA
@@dylankilbourn6002 LAST ONE ALIVE LOCK THE DOOR!
Lol
Ah the Canadian has become an American
@@brightlight6662 for a sec i thought you were talking about me cus im canadian
i was in the middle of creating a Gnome Revolution campaign and now im made aware this exists, just great
"no one expects the gnome faction"
NGL I thought that my man was playing plants vs zombies....
I should have seen this coming...
Lol makes sense
Noooobody expects the gnome inquisition!
@@williamhiegel2756 don't give Captain Sauce any ideas...
Thx for the comments guys
It is almost 3AM for me... I should not be here right now so... Please check out my content if your interested? I know this is a low blow and I'm sorry.
the gnome in the thumbnail looks like he's seen things....
I did it... I killed them all, there blood now flows where there was one earth. I chased them believing that they were the monster and that I was the hunter. But now, now I don’t know.
He remembers his time in the USSR
He has seen things that he will never forget...
@@williamhiegel2756 ThEIr
*_The horrors of war._*
Cactus Calvary:
-x50 Cacti
Uhhh cactus are good against ranged lol
Yes but the cactus most dps attack is the close range spike shot kinda like if a porcupine could shoot its spikes
Spams reaper
Not like the ballista would do anything anyway.
Just use fire reapers and explosive shells from a canon
Missed an opportunity to call the video: "GNOME one expects the gnome faction!"
I'll go, I'm sorry...
No thats hilarious, trust me, im the same. I want to GNOME someone, but they don't.
Get it? Like I know someone but it's gnome-
Hobbits: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!
Hobbits 5 sec later: should not have said that should not have said that
Lol
But no one expects the ...
The gnome inquisition
It was
No REEEEEEEEE CAPTINSAUCE ON SHROOMS GO BRRRRRRRR
I would like to see the gnomes kill the other factions.
How many gnomes does it take to kill a tank
@@celestejones6744
Real or TABS
"get gnomed"
10 rebels
20 apple archers
1 gnome warlord
6 Rogue butcher
Wherever Cap upload a tabs video
The shire: Aw shit here we go again
Lmao
Yes sharing that good
Very accurate
“They got sticky hands that they use to rip things apart”
sauculator man
Bruh I was reading this, then he said it.
The semin faction
IT'S CAPTAINSAUCE
STICKY FINGAAAAAAHS
Gnomes?
Ok hear me out... Have a tournament between the hobbits, the bumble bee's, and the gnomes
YES
There should totally be a lord of the rings faction
It would be too specific
It should be a unit creation faction/custom campaign
I meen unit creator faction
GANDOFF U SHALL NOT PASS
Yessssssssssssss
Love how the scarecrow died when one apple hit him
_"Gnome of the rings:_ Coming in christmas eve in december 2 *4* *2069".*
OH MY GOD!, I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THIS MUCH LIKES BEFORE, THIS IS A BRAND NEW RECORD!! THANK YOU SO MUCH, YOU HOLY GNOMES!!!!!!!
December how old r u lmao
@@Jesus._._. wdym
@@999rupeesgreg he had it desember
@@Jesus._._. remember remember the fith of desember
YES OMG I CANT WAIT
Gnome Warlord:
Ok it is my ti-
Gets shot in the back.
A rouge butcher seems like someone was trying to create something but then gave up so they just combined some stuff and it worked (kinda)
"I've already made a huge tactical and strategic slip up"
-The Tomato From NATO
I'm not going to get into the differences between tactics and strategy. I'm just going to ignore it.
wait I know you
Drawer man
@@mr.potato2223 False. I am bread.
dont you mean the toNATO
@@rotiboyboy4857 No I don't.
Day 13 of telling captain sauce that he’s cool and epic and the best
Day 4 of telling EddyKidPlayz that they are a simp/ super into mashed potatoes
Keep it up👍
E P I C
Okay time for the best comment ever stand back this is the big one MAGIC BURST LEROY JENNNNKINNNNNS
Day 3 of telling Gr likes cup cakes hes rong
OMG I’m so happy, I just got T.A.B.S. yesterday! I’m so excited to mess around with it more! Thought it took me like 10 minutes to realize I had free-cam off, and to figure out how to turn it on.
*Edit:*
Oh yeah! I forgot to mention, I made my own custom unit! He’s called “Lost Jester”, so, Captainsauce, if you see this, maybe consider checking it out? I think he’d appreciate your company. *ESPECIALLY AGAINST THE KINGS ARMY*
And I’m planning on making a full faction of “Lost” units, so, if you try out (and like) the lost jester, I’ll get it finished as quick as I can! (And of course I’ll make it good quality too!)
Day 11 of telling sauce samari giant can deflect ballista arrow and tank shots
Wait WUT
11 days respect
Keep going
*a noble quest*
wonder if he will respond at #69
Wow, he really took the gnome meme seriously.
TABS lookin more and more like anime each passing day...
Soon soon
Or the new jojo faction
Let’s set aside our weaknesses across the line
CAP
Totally anime battle simulator
Hey, CaptainSauce! We're all happy that you're continuing TABS! When are you doing another comment battles? We're glad that you're already 2 million in RUclips. We'll always support you!!!
you've been gnomed my good fellow
I'm not a gnoblin. I'm not a gnelf. I'm not a gnome. I don't know what de feck I am
"Man, glad I didn't get gnomed" - the guy who doesn't watch the end
POV: your reading the comments before watching the video
Exactly
Yes
Somewhat
Nope
*while
"They kinda have to titty flop to avoid the praduce."
-Captainsause
Lets try to get this to be the top comment
@@n1thecaptain965 yes
“I’ve never been so relieved to kill a gnome in my life” so he has killed a gnome before this video :OOOOO
This is a very creative faction like I just can't get over what made someone think "Hmmmm...what if I just made a bunch of gnomes in Tabs? And Then made them rebel against other Gnomes???? Perfect idea."
I'm not a elf,I'm not a goblin,I'm a gnome and you've been gnomed😌👌
20:00 fun fact
This wheelbarrow was the one with terry and Fred in it
“No one expects the gnomish inquisition “
LMAO
Captain sauce: choosing between inta-win with 1000 war lords or having a fair match
Me: Both, both is good
Hey their cap just a suggestion I said this on another video but could you bring back Gary the gladiator with the unit creator by giving him different clothing weapons and other stuff.
21:22 look at the archer on the very right as he just gets SLAMMED in the head by an apple and just drops dead. I just HAD to go back in slow motion to watch it again
Hobbits: *Exists*
Gnomes: "We're to g'nome the existance of Hobbits"
Im a g'nome and you've been gnomed
Has anyone ever sat down and worked out how many hobbits captainsauce has slaughtered and how many times he’s violated the Geneva conventions in this game?
10000000000000 internet points to whomever does that
Not Enough
Yes
@@aleksandar7974 yes
God: how did you die?
Archer: CaptainSauce again
God: what did he do?
Archer: pelted me with an endless amount of fruit
We got gnomed by CaptainSauce
The best way to get gnomed
🤛👁👄👁🤜
👟 👟
CS:No,Get up 🥺
BabySnuffy:* continues to sink into the ground *
“They got sticky hands that they use to rip things apart”
-Super Sauce Man 2021
?
How's the video so far
Lol
@@thereeguy1236 good, very good
You think gnomes are creepy? You ain't seen nothing til you see the "Friendly" Gnome in GMod. That little addon will be nightmare fuel, I guarantee it.
I'm A GENOME and You've been GNOMED
No, you're a component of a piece of furniture.
@@secretbaguette that I put my clothes in
@@kingpenguin5825 bet
no, you’re the demegorgan.
I literally stopped watching the super bowl just to watch this.
Good choice
No one on the internet knows you’re a potato NO ONE
Same
Ah yes, the Super Bowl ends at ten but I’ll quit just to watch the video of a guy I could watch right after the Super Bowl.
Give this man a reward of detication
2:27 well they should be glad that they are not doctors.
I never thought we could ever describe halflings as big and heavy.
its probably incredibly unlikely you'll see this but I was messing around in tabs today and idk if its was added in one of the newer updates but Vlad now has an impale ability just like the old dark peasant and who i love watching your content even now when you haven't posted in a while I love re watching your old videos they bring me so much joy
That was years ago
Ah yes. He’s back with tabs and I’m satisfied.
Also the sensei can turn into a tornado with cheerleaders.
Like so sauce can see this.
No sause
Oops sauce
honestly these are my favorite videos. Whenever you post one, I get so excited because I know it's going to be my favorite video until the next one you post, and it's going to be the best I've ever seen until the next one you post. Honestly, thank you. Also, get some merch out!
hi
Hello
Hi
Hi
Hello there
8:57 He's ringing in aaaaaaaall the warlords. All of them. When it comes to warlords, that's simply all there are.
Expectation: the new modern faction
What we got: FIGHT TO THE DEATH IN THE THUNDERGNOME!!!!
7:29
Blue Warlord: You are pinned down, give up!
Red Warlord: *No u.*
**Get gnome'd meow**
Meow
Baby snuffy is the cutest thing (besides my dog) that I've seen all day.
YOU MISSED OUT OF THE GREATEST JOKE. "NOBODY EXPECTS THE GNOMISH INQUISITION!"
You expected him to do a joke about the Spanish inquisition, so you expected the Spanish inquisition.
*IMPOSSIBLE*
What would happen if you surrounded a bard with priests and cheerleaders. You should totally try this,
I will try it too because I also
have this game aswell.
I Didn't Expect Keemstar to do a Collab with CaptainSauce
That explains why the Gnome Warlord is so fast
No one expects the Gnomish Inquisition!
Fun fact that has nothing to do with the video: I've never had a hot pocket
Edit: or Mac and cheese
Same
Same
How dare you bring this harisy to this chat
They're absolutely delicious
Same
BONKERS ARMY: 40 musketeers 30 halberds 20 stoners and 10 kings
me: the WHAT FACTION?!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE GNOME FACTION
@@mr.potato2223 gnome-body expects them at all
Idk why but It kills me to see the big units get smacked in the face with an apple and die 😂
Fun fact: STOP MAKING “Fun fact” COMMENTS
It should of been, “Fun fact, fun fact quotes aren’t funny!”
Fun fact: unfortunately no one will XD
@@williamhiegel2756 I'm sorry my guy
Fun fact: no one can be 100% smart send some way everyone is stupid
Congrats: you failed lol
Man Captain Sauce need's to do a come back of The battle cats I really really love the series i Would like to see more D:
I've been watching you for years and I love you keep up the good content
I can relate
You're the only person I know where to go if I want to see good quality content and TABs.
Sauce using the title that he did and nobody mentioning it really shows the age of his audience!
Faction crossovers from different games would be cool
I can tell that he's wearing that sloth surfing a pizza shirt
7:28 look at the warlord he raps the soldier around his knee before disarming and killing
MONGOLS, CAVALRY ARCHERS, POIOSN ARROWS, SHIELDS AND CLUBS HEAVY CAVALRY
@CaptainSauce the funniest part of all your videos is your reactions and facial expressions. 🤣🤣 they make me laugh so hard till my eyes water😂🤣.
“We need to seize the means of production”
-Captainsauce
-Joseph Stalin
-Vladimir Lenin
-Karl Marx (probably)
-literally any other Marx-Leninist leader of the USSR
Hey sauce I’m pretty sure you can use the units in the campaign I don’t remember how but there’s a way you can access campaign factions Which would’ve given you the way to use the gnome king and other characters
Just do a little dittling and you might be able to find it
Cap just so you know I feel like you’ve been making a lot of videos lately and quickly and I want to make sure your not overworking yourself.
4:55 Never bring a gun to a sword fight.
1:22 exiled warrior code name Tommyinit
PogChamp
Sheild is rock , apples are scissors , and sword is paper just to say. So the enemy does rock
Cap then scissors
''oh no pippin I don't think he knows about second breakfast"
Credit to: United Nations but flooded
"I've been bombing the shire like its a oil rich country"
-Captainsauce 2021
Hey Cap, ive created what i think is a pretty interesting and strategically challenging campaign against a demon based army called 'The Army of Baal Campaign' which i think will be enjoyable for you to play.
It includes around 3 pages worth of battles against and playing as them with the units being fairly balanced with their own unique abilities for each situation.
We need someone who looks like John wick but shoots gold out of his uzis
11:25 that gnome slayed the king with his sword behind his back
Haha! Nobody expects the *GNOME* Inquisition!
Hmm, I was expecting a Hobbit Inquisition.
Raptors and Gnomes.
Make a team of a bunch of raptors and gnomes
This is my first comment suggestion so sorry if it’s bad
CS: No! please, get up!
Baby Snuffy body: *sinks into ground*
the warlord cut the king in half with one hit
Me: gnome WAR!!!
In the back of my brain: gnome vs hobbit.
God I never knew the gnomes from gravity falls would come to tabs and try to take it over
captainsauce posts a video me my life has meaning again.
I haven’t seen something that entertaining since the stock market crash of 1929!
Soooo many orphans......
“I don’t know how to m what did you make match them” rush ‘‘em with warlords you have infinite
Just the way how they basically one shot units is so cool 😎
Can we get a grass revolution? Oh no the grass cutting man is near!!!
I didn’t expect some kind of gnome inquisition!
A red dot drops then the wings quite literally take off