“One little, two little, three little Mexicans. Four little, five little, six” LOL I was laughing to hard and was wondering how many more we’re on the bus.
@@lesliegibbons6917that he was stopped and was told to put his hands on the bus which has his face on it. That’s kinda sad in a way. Do you need more proof when your face is on the bus with your name on it haha?!
“It’s a comedian Gabriel Iglesias, and his entourage of comedians, it’s sponsored by Comedy Central, it’s legit!”- Dave! Surely one of the best impressions ever. Gets me laughing every time
The joke that killed me wasnt even a joke, was the last part saying "Catch Fluffy on his new 2020 tour" And here laughing like "yeah you are not catching anything"
"Our dog has just informed us that there's something inside this bus that's not supposed to be here." "Is that what he said? Haha, goddamn Scooby Doo!"
@@freeeagle6074 Why not do something better with your life? Instead of spamming the internet with the same copypasta, why not get laid or something. People don't watch comedy videos because they care about "the truth" or "making the world a better place" they come here to get away from the chaos of the real world. Also how the fuck is it relevant? Even if people see your comment they're still not gonna care, because there's already nothing that they can do about it! The world is a corrupt fucking hopeless mess where the rich live on the blood of the unfortunate, NO SHIT SHERLOCK. Also grass is green!
My Wife was diagnosed with leukemia We were sitting down watching TV And we turned it to Comedy Central it was the 1st time Either one of us had ever seen you the way you talk about growing up Mexican Was so funny but so true my wife has been with me for 25 years and she swears to God after your show that all of our mothers and grandma's are the same Just racist a****** people we both fell in love with you And through the hard times you made us laugh and and I will never Be able to pay you back for making her laugh keep it up thank you
Yeuuuuppp. One driver to another.. My regs where yanking my chain when they heard that story. Dave's of the world unite. One final thing.. Hay Gabe try the Keto you'll lose weight. Lost over 105lbs. I would like him to stay around for many year's too come.
Best part was daves comment as he raised the glass partition...: "I'm building a wall........." *fluffy phone* CLING.......MEASSAGE SAYS: AND You're PAYING FOR IT!!!". THAT just cant be beat. The irony of it, perfect timing, both on fluffy's delivery of the punch line AND the current political climate....will never be outdone!!!!
He is truly the first comedian in my life who makes me laugh every time I listen to his stories. Best story teller. Guys, you have to search for his story about his visit to Saudi Arabia. I use his line of "Please, please" from that story at my workplace with my co-workers sometimes with the same accent. That story is absolutely hilarious.
It's great, about 90% of his act is really just him telling stories about stuff that's happened to him while he's on tour. The more he tours, the more material he has.
Dave reminds me of my uncle Rick, from Illinois. Me at 8 years old: "Uncle Rick, I got a splinter in my foot!" Rick: "I ain't your momma, so I don't give a damn!"
This story ranks right up there with the one where he and his friends get stopped by the police, and he puts on the theme from "Cops", and the cop loses it. Also, the one where he gets stopped after buying donuts, and the cop asks "Do you know why I stopped you"? And, he points to the box of donuts and says "Cause you smelled them"? 😂😂😂
@@Ilovepineapple How was it "racial profiling" when the border agent was also Mexican? People these days are ruining comedy by seeing negativity in everything. The world is serious enough as it is.
@@selfan4evr I mean considering that they were stopped he even explained that it was to check for narcotics and weapons. Something America has a major problem with besides illegal immigrants. You have no clue until you live within those states that have to deal with this crap 24/7. Everyone gets stopped officers are usually pretty harsh to people in general because its not uncommon to find someone they pull over with illegal drugs usually and sometimes weapons. They already stated the dog found something it was probably marijuana the dog smelled or something like that. But seriously actually move to the states that have to deal with this crap constantly with illegals bringing over smuggled drugs and weapons the hidden tunnel systems and crap that exist to smuggle this stuff over. The amount of issues it causes the child traffickers. Hell they'll take kids from and just take them across because its easier to get across that way. Yet most of the kids dna tested aren't even related to those people who were with them. I don't think people have a clue on whats really happening. Its dangerous. There have been families murdered by gangs and mafias for whatever that reason may have been at some point. Usually some dimwit in the family did something or whatever. I live right next door to a undercover drug and gang officer. That is what his job is, to find those people and items and remove them from the public. You think that is an easy job or safe job ever. I've been pulled over by 3 officers so far. One wrote me a citation immediately and it was very clear but speaking with him and how he acted that he was stressed but quite upset and pissed off. More than likely found some drug addicts he had to deal with. The second was a state trooper pulled me over just gave me a warning was a pretty relaxed guy for the most part I was speeding on the freeway 75 in a 65. Though its not uncommon to find most people speeding at 75 or 80+ anyways so they usually ignore you at 70-80 because they drive the same speed and with the laws in place they have that same information so them casually driving at that speed as well means they cant do anything when its represented in court. The third officer which was more on his fault for speeding 60+ in a 45 on the feeder road though most people drive 60. Its quite dark early night time like 9-10pm I pull out and as I straighten out all of a sudden I see this bright lights right on my tail just headlights. I thought someone was gonna hit me so I panicked and floored my car. Well apparently he moved over so he thought I was be an ass of a driver many Texans Are like that when driving so he pulled me over. He just asked for my license and looked at it and then left. He was definitely pissed off though I think he also understood that him speeding when a bus was blocking him when I pulled into my lane in the first place and him flying over for whatever reason is what caused that to happen so he just looked and left. Thanked him for doing his job. Hes in a black suv by the way and when theres a ton of lights from other cars blinding you at night and then a black suv with massive bright lights its kinda hard to see you compared to a white suv that I normally see. They patrol that area pretty often so every night I go home from night shifts I usually see a couple of them. Hell last night was first responders night and I got the luxury of talking with some of them and even the same guy who pulled me over. Had some good laughs.
I dont find alot of comedians funny but i love this guy, almost has me on the floor laughing and he doesnt need any foul language to make people laugh....Respect brother!!🤣
@@Stinger913 it's amazing but most of what you see is what you can see from the driver's seat and the highway but out in the western states (my favorite is Arizona/new Mexico area) it's amazing to just see nothingness as far as the eye can see nothing but nature and other truckers busting their ass to keep this country running now I'm not a trucker but my dad was for six years and I went with him all the time it's my future career to drive big rig across the beautiful country I call home
@@francobarraza7247 lol thank you for me it's not even a job it's just something I love to do and want to pursue the fact that I can get paid for it makes it better
@@jamesprice2163 I grew up with Big Rig Trucks my whole life. I loved going with my dad on trips down the highway, and would go with him on weekends and on vacation.
@Alex Papayiannis One of his older jokes revolves around the "levels of fatness". He consider a himself "fluffy", while the next step up on the scale is "damn!", because That's what people say when they see people that big.
I'm Native American, one year I offered to drive some Elders back to their reservations for the Spring Ceremonies, basically a big loop through the Southwest then back again. We loaded up the van with supplies, Elders and were on our way. Beautiful weather, scenery and people. No problems at all until on the way home when this happened to us too, on the way back through Phoenix! They questioned me about where, why, and what we were all about at that hour of the night. Then they asked me in that chilly, not-really-asking way that the Border Patrol has, to open up the van and I told him to either get in or make it real quick. All of these Elders are just that: elderly! It IS late and the wind is sharp & cold! I am responsible for them and their well-being until we get home and I hand them back to their families. So go on, hurry up! He gave me such a look and then he tried to stare me down! Not gonna happen today buddy, so not sorry. I guess he wasn't used to being spoken to like this in the middle of the night, by a big van full of people that fit their target demographic so beautifully. I must admit that in that moment I felt the strength of my ancestors sing in my blood and my heart pounded like a pow-wow drum! I am not exaggerating! I knew and he did not that every single person in that van carried more history in their blood and bones than he could imagine. I knew and he did not that we were ALL more 'American' than he could ever dream of becoming. I think he picked up on the whole 'FAFO' vibe in my attitude because he opened the door, looked in and saw all these bright-eyed hostile faces, bodies wrapped in colorful blankets, glanced at the eagle feathers, outfits and shawls that were hanging up on a pole across the back and smelled the scent of the sage smoke that we all bathed in daily. He slammed the door shut, handed me my paperwork without looking at my face and told me to 'hit the trail'. I saluted him and told him to have a good night! Then, until we got to Yuma we shredded him. His ancestors (or lack of), his education (or lack of), his job, his department and so on. I was actually a little disappointed because I didn't even get to drive up on the ramp, the one they use to check your undercarriage. Oh well.
"I know I did a good bus cause when I went" *Vrooooooooooommmm* "She's like this" *Looks Over* "He's really good, he's really good, I saw the bus, I saw it" 😂😂
Fluffy, as someone from Phoenix, let me say this: We love you so much, we just had to have immigration see if they could find a way to get you to stick around longer.
My stomach always hurts from laughing watching these clips. I doubt I’d survive if I caught the whole show live. Then he’d probably use my death in his next act and it’d be hilarious 🤣
@@chairmanmeow8388 what planet are you from? You poor thing. Shame you can't buy a sense of humor... Anyhow, if you don't get it, just leave it alone... Not supposed to have to explain funny...
@@skopjemk it’s possible but I’m not sure if fluffy is that kind of guy to pull that stunt. He seems like he rather work honestly to get fans and keep them. Just like that G Riley story of the gift basket
@@damianxavier7343 yeah I believe so too I think he just takes his everyday life and puts it in his comedy act. Because sometimes funnier things happen in life than anything you can make up. Like old cranky white men who just don't give a damn.
“Just more Mexicans”
I can’t 😂
Salma Sabry “I knew I messed up because I looked at Sanchez and he’s like(horrified expression while shaking head side to side)”
Racist
One little two little three little mixicans
@@blackknight7131 Sure man.....
Jajajajaja ah te mamaste🤣🤣🤣🤣
“It’s Cause he took the picture”
I love that Dave was just taking pictures the entire time
The part the people were screaming "Fluffy"
"He's American"😅😂🤣 It killed me
I would've loved it if in one picture while everyone is being frisked he holds his thumb up to the camera
*Dave laughs*
Alice Playz hahahah lol 😂
Edilberto Templo same here too
“Uh oh fluffy’s doing puffy!” Got me dead 😂
thewaffle1098 same i found that so funny 😂
I was crying when he said that XDDD
Fluffy is going puffy today sponsored by Snoop Dogg!😂
When I heard that I am laughing asf
Lolz yea he ate the turkey
They blocked out the dog's eyes! 🤣
Teacher: “you’ll be presenting your essays on who your heroes are.”
Me: “I wrote my essay on Dave the bus driver…”
Dez S. My ese is my hero!
This comment is severely underliked
Wait we meant SUPERheroes..
"I dont dont give a #$%@!"
I did mine on the people that were involved in the drive by shouting
Oily give you A+..☆☆☆☆☆☆!!!
“One little, two little, three little Mexicans. Four little, five little, six” LOL I was laughing to hard and was wondering how many more we’re on the bus.
no one cares you are at the top or not
Pedro Super Hero III lmaoooo just got to that part 😂😂😂
arnob chowdhury ⁉️
@@arnobchowdhury1804 TOXIC.
Very funny. It wasnt about race....but about the drugs lol
"One little, two little, three little mexicans..."
"TRAITOR!"
Best.
You know you’re a comedian when? You make people laugh during a sad story.
They had drugs on the bus. They were rightfully stopped. What the fuck are you talking about with your sad story!?
Whats sad about it?
@@lesliegibbons6917that he was stopped and was told to put his hands on the bus which has his face on it. That’s kinda sad in a way. Do you need more proof when your face is on the bus with your name on it haha?!
@@lesliegibbons6917y'know... racial profiling and stuff...
It's only sad if you're not dave.
When He Says “Martin and I.....” you know it’s lit!
Oh my Gah,Enslaved Internet points!
Uchiha Shisui fr ngl like ong
"Yeah, but it was funny, huh?"
Stolen comment from a different video
U sure he wasn't drunk an he imagined it
Stolen comment from past vids -_-
My only regret is not being able to like this twice.
Jordan Richards underrated comment
Jordan Richards you could always make a second account
My only regret is not being able to like this thrice
Hale, go back to the gallows
You can like it 3 times 😁
I love Sanchez's starstruck expression lol 😂
DO I SPOT A FELLOW ACE???
Sanchez is also a traitor never forget
The "Traitor" got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“He's American!” 🤣
Jose Aguirre “It’s legit”.
@@bigh7136 I know, but that was funny huh?
Jose Aguirre yeah but it would of been more funny if they had “a Rolodex”, like the other fool.
@@bigh7136 you right, good point
DAAMMMNNNN
"(Vrooooomm)Fluffy!"
"(Vrooooomm)He's American!"
"(Vrooooomm)DAMN!"
Lol that had me DEAD!!
Best part
i don't get it
Watch the video Summer Li
@@junehernandez9684 but I still don't get it
Now notice you don't see a white bus driver in the picture...3:41 Funny, It's cause He took the PICTURE! Love it! GO DAVE!
“One little, two little, three little mexicans” my roommate is wondering why I am about to die while laughing 😂
Yo it was the tumbnail that got me I could tell this is gonna be good
John Kennedy Zawtha same 😂
YoungOasis hahahah lol 😂
😂😂😂😂
I was dying after one little two little three little
“It’s a comedian Gabriel Iglesias, and his entourage of comedians, it’s sponsored by Comedy Central, it’s legit!”- Dave! Surely one of the best impressions ever. Gets me laughing every time
I love it!😂😂😂😂
Lol 😂 is that what he said ?
adamdrummer1991 hahahah lol i find that so funny 😂
ana Ruiz hahahah
‘Murica
The joke that killed me wasnt even a joke, was the last part saying "Catch Fluffy on his new 2020 tour"
And here laughing like "yeah you are not catching anything"
Not catching anything except the virus.
Funny part while reading the comments me paused on the content 5.29at the end of the video, and still continue reading and this comment shows up 🤣🤣😂
2:45 that face broke me😂😂😂
BRUH SAME LMFAO
Man I can't get past that "1 little, 2 little, 3 little Mexicans" part.
Ikr!!!
U Know Man
I saw that coming a mile away and I still laughed...hard.
I was laughing my ass off😅
Yea I know right!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
This guy has the best sound effects he's better than a computer man
Sound off: Fluffy versus Micheal Winslow?
@@ltmundy1164 have to go with Michael Winslow and Fluffy a close second
he did a damn fine bus.
@@carlcolvin8320 same!
Look up Teo Gonzalez you idiot
😂😂 " FLUFFY"
" He's American" 😂😂
" Dddaaaammmm"
😂😂😂😂😂
This guy has given a whole new meaning to the word 'DAMN' 😂❤️
"is that what he said?" it's got to be one of the most underrated punchlines ever.
Can you tell me more about that? I'm a little behind haha
deu28.......
@@muscleman3515 driver is just messing around with the guard because he said their dog had "informed" him about irregularities on the bus.
@@Taylorkaraoke hahahahaha ah right!
Ditto! LMFAO!
"Our dog has just informed us that there's something inside this bus that's not supposed to be here."
"Is that what he said? Haha, goddamn Scooby Doo!"
😅😂🤣
FU
@@freeeagle6074 Get out of here, CCP shill, no one cares
@@freeeagle6074 OoOoOo NOBODY GIVES A SHIIIIT.
@@freeeagle6074 Why not do something better with your life?
Instead of spamming the internet with the same copypasta, why not get laid or something.
People don't watch comedy videos because they care about "the truth" or "making the world a better place" they come here to get away from the chaos of the real world.
Also how the fuck is it relevant?
Even if people see your comment they're still not gonna care, because there's already nothing that they can do about it!
The world is a corrupt fucking hopeless mess where the rich live on the blood of the unfortunate, NO SHIT SHERLOCK.
Also grass is green!
*The "DAMN" killed me... I was on the floor laughing*
Just discovered this guy and gotta say he's a good storyteller, really funny guy !!
The part the people were screaming "Fluffy"
"He's American"😅😂🤣 It killed me
DAMN
That damn gave me a heart attack from laughing
DAMN!
DAAAYYUM
Yeah…that was me. I couldn’t resist
World:*Is destroyed in hellfire*
Dave:I don’t give a ****
Bomb Liechtenstein my pawpaw was like that he was funny
😀😀😀
Little did you know...
Ok this didn't age well.
@@4ltrz555 I dont give a ***
My Wife was diagnosed with leukemia We were sitting down watching TV And we turned it to Comedy Central it was the 1st time Either one of us had ever seen you the way you talk about growing up Mexican Was so funny but so true my wife has been with me for 25 years and she swears to God after your show that all of our mothers and grandma's are the same Just racist a****** people we both fell in love with you And through the hard times you made us laugh and and I will never Be able to pay you back for making her laugh keep it up thank you
I have to appreciate the person who yelled “he’s american”
Defending him. Cuz he’s American. ❤️❤️❤️
"God damn Scooby doo" - Dave, the Bus Driver
Erald Soriano I think dave said fucking scooby doo
dion jay woollaston the censors beg to differ dumbo
Sir Nova probably but fucking made the most sense to me
I think it was Ass Hole
It could have been 'fuking hell, scooby doo'
At least you didn't hear [car driving by] "Aw Hell No!"
👍
Right lmao
You know you do a good bus impression when the subtitles say, "bus drives."
“uh oh, Fluyy's doing puffy” 😂
i was drinking during that part,it made me spit water from my nose.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
TMZ:uh oh fuffys doing puffy ! news:wth fuffy got arrested?!?!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@jonnymasterterrone9920 I was eating, thank goodness I had the presence of mind to turn away...
GOD I LOVE FLUFFY!!!!
Jose Aguirre that age well in the future 😆
Gab: Martin and I......
Me: Headbutts the LIKE button.
MARTIIIIIIIIIN
Well that's one way to like the video
@@Unknown_crusader now my forehead hurts........
Stolen comment
@@oppaislap3866 your dreams....
"Aaaaaa David you are going to get us arrested"
"I don't give a"
Fluffy at 2:15
Uh oh fluffy doing puffy 4:17
TRAITOR! Brilliant! Absolutely Brilliant 👏👏👏👏
From one bus driver to another, "GO DAVE!" LOL
Yeuuuuppp. One driver to another.. My regs where yanking my chain when they heard that story. Dave's of the world unite. One final thing.. Hay Gabe try the Keto you'll lose weight. Lost over 105lbs. I would like him to stay around for many year's too come.
Best part was daves comment
as he raised the glass partition...: "I'm building a wall........."
*fluffy phone* CLING.......MEASSAGE SAYS: AND You're PAYING FOR IT!!!". THAT just cant be beat. The irony of it, perfect timing, both on fluffy's delivery of the punch line AND the current political climate....will never be outdone!!!!
The girl's like:
let's see where the bus goes!
it turned into an train
Fred Meza ok?
@@F59x bruh!🤣
@@JTZombiE fucc you ok
I didn't think I could laugh harder than I just did! I love his sound effects!! One of the best I have heard!
*Not only his jokes but his laughter is also funny*
And the sound effects!😂😂
@@jennymacallan9071 And his imitations 🤣
He is truly the first comedian in my life who makes me laugh every time I listen to his stories. Best story teller. Guys, you have to search for his story about his visit to Saudi Arabia. I use his line of "Please, please" from that story at my workplace with my co-workers sometimes with the same accent. That story is absolutely hilarious.
I saw that, what a funny one, I can't believe the Prince got the actors of Kung Fu Panda
This
Vilagiaro ikr i sure find him funny
It's great, about 90% of his act is really just him telling stories about stuff that's happened to him while he's on tour. The more he tours, the more material he has.
O M G...Dave freaking cracks me up!😂😂😂😂I love him!!!
"Fluffy!" "He's American!" "Damn!" Nuts! Kicks the dust!
We love you, Fluffy!
Dave reminds me of my uncle Rick, from Illinois. Me at 8 years old: "Uncle Rick, I got a splinter in my foot!" Rick: "I ain't your momma, so I don't give a damn!"
🤣🤣🤣 I think every family has an uncle Rick.
I GOT A GRANDPA RICK
Who Cannot Love this Guy?
This is one of Gabriel's best stories. It's just too funny.
MSA 454 it’s not funny it’s sad. Racial profiling isn’t funny. He only presented this incident in a funny way.
@@Ilovepineapple its stand up comedy its not supposed to be taken seriously
This story ranks right up there with the one where he and his friends get stopped by the police, and he puts on the theme from "Cops", and the cop loses it. Also, the one where he gets stopped after buying donuts, and the cop asks "Do you know why I stopped you"? And, he points to the box of donuts and says "Cause you smelled them"? 😂😂😂
@@Ilovepineapple How was it "racial profiling" when the border agent was also Mexican? People these days are ruining comedy by seeing negativity in everything. The world is serious enough as it is.
@@selfan4evr I mean considering that they were stopped he even explained that it was to check for narcotics and weapons. Something America has a major problem with besides illegal immigrants. You have no clue until you live within those states that have to deal with this crap 24/7. Everyone gets stopped officers are usually pretty harsh to people in general because its not uncommon to find someone they pull over with illegal drugs usually and sometimes weapons. They already stated the dog found something it was probably marijuana the dog smelled or something like that. But seriously actually move to the states that have to deal with this crap constantly with illegals bringing over smuggled drugs and weapons the hidden tunnel systems and crap that exist to smuggle this stuff over. The amount of issues it causes the child traffickers. Hell they'll take kids from and just take them across because its easier to get across that way. Yet most of the kids dna tested aren't even related to those people who were with them. I don't think people have a clue on whats really happening. Its dangerous. There have been families murdered by gangs and mafias for whatever that reason may have been at some point. Usually some dimwit in the family did something or whatever. I live right next door to a undercover drug and gang officer. That is what his job is, to find those people and items and remove them from the public. You think that is an easy job or safe job ever. I've been pulled over by 3 officers so far. One wrote me a citation immediately and it was very clear but speaking with him and how he acted that he was stressed but quite upset and pissed off. More than likely found some drug addicts he had to deal with. The second was a state trooper pulled me over just gave me a warning was a pretty relaxed guy for the most part I was speeding on the freeway 75 in a 65. Though its not uncommon to find most people speeding at 75 or 80+ anyways so they usually ignore you at 70-80 because they drive the same speed and with the laws in place they have that same information so them casually driving at that speed as well means they cant do anything when its represented in court. The third officer which was more on his fault for speeding 60+ in a 45 on the feeder road though most people drive 60. Its quite dark early night time like 9-10pm I pull out and as I straighten out all of a sudden I see this bright lights right on my tail just headlights. I thought someone was gonna hit me so I panicked and floored my car. Well apparently he moved over so he thought I was be an ass of a driver many Texans Are like that when driving so he pulled me over. He just asked for my license and looked at it and then left. He was definitely pissed off though I think he also understood that him speeding when a bus was blocking him when I pulled into my lane in the first place and him flying over for whatever reason is what caused that to happen so he just looked and left. Thanked him for doing his job. Hes in a black suv by the way and when theres a ton of lights from other cars blinding you at night and then a black suv with massive bright lights its kinda hard to see you compared to a white suv that I normally see. They patrol that area pretty often so every night I go home from night shifts I usually see a couple of them. Hell last night was first responders night and I got the luxury of talking with some of them and even the same guy who pulled me over. Had some good laughs.
Nearly spat my coffee out, “he’s an American”.
Saludos Kristen Russell. 😀
I dont find alot of comedians funny but i love this guy, almost has me on the floor laughing and he doesnt need any foul language to make people laugh....Respect brother!!🤣
He's my new favorite comedian! The dude's hilarious!
0:45 as a trucker myself that air brake hissing sound made me choke 💀
Dude that’s so cool to truck through the states!
@@Stinger913 it's amazing but most of what you see is what you can see from the driver's seat and the highway but out in the western states (my favorite is Arizona/new Mexico area) it's amazing to just see nothingness as far as the eye can see nothing but nature and other truckers busting their ass to keep this country running now I'm not a trucker but my dad was for six years and I went with him all the time it's my future career to drive big rig across the beautiful country I call home
James Price you and your dad are badass !!!!!!!
@@francobarraza7247 lol thank you for me it's not even a job it's just something I love to do and want to pursue the fact that I can get paid for it makes it better
@@jamesprice2163 I grew up with Big Rig Trucks my whole life. I loved going with my dad on trips down the highway, and would go with him on weekends and on vacation.
when he said "daaayum" I lost it 😂😂😂😂
Too bad the damn subtitles spoiled the punchline, dammit.
@Alex Papayiannis One of his older jokes revolves around the "levels of fatness". He consider a himself "fluffy", while the next step up on the scale is "damn!", because That's what people say when they see people that big.
I'm Native American, one year I offered to drive some Elders back to their reservations for the Spring Ceremonies, basically a big loop through the Southwest then back again. We loaded up the van with supplies, Elders and were on our way. Beautiful weather, scenery and people. No problems at all until on the way home when this happened to us too, on the way back through Phoenix!
They questioned me about where, why, and what we were all about at that hour of the night. Then they asked me in that chilly, not-really-asking way that the Border Patrol has, to open up the van and I told him to either get in or make it real quick. All of these Elders are just that: elderly! It IS late and the wind is sharp & cold! I am responsible for them and their well-being until we get home and I hand them back to their families. So go on, hurry up!
He gave me such a look and then he tried to stare me down! Not gonna happen today buddy, so not sorry. I guess he wasn't used to being spoken to like this in the middle of the night, by a big van full of people that fit their target demographic so beautifully. I must admit that in that moment I felt the strength of my ancestors sing in my blood and my heart pounded like a pow-wow drum! I am not exaggerating!
I knew and he did not that every single person in that van carried more history in their blood and bones than he could imagine. I knew and he did not that we were ALL more 'American' than he could ever dream of becoming. I think he picked up on the whole 'FAFO' vibe in my attitude because he opened the door, looked in and saw all these bright-eyed hostile faces, bodies wrapped in colorful blankets, glanced at the eagle feathers, outfits and shawls that were hanging up on a pole across the back and smelled the scent of the sage smoke that we all bathed in daily. He slammed the door shut, handed me my paperwork without looking at my face and told me to 'hit the trail'. I saluted him and told him to have a good night!
Then, until we got to Yuma we shredded him. His ancestors (or lack of), his education (or lack of), his job, his department and so on. I was actually a little disappointed because I didn't even get to drive up on the ramp, the one they use to check your undercarriage. Oh well.
I swear I did the same thing with the bus 🚌 💀 😂😂😂😂 Gabriel is helping me through this pandemic 👍🏽🙏🏽💯❤
"I know I did a good bus cause when I went"
*Vrooooooooooommmm*
"She's like this"
*Looks Over*
"He's really good, he's really good, I saw the bus, I saw it" 😂😂
This guy is absolutely amazing best i have ever seen!!!
I love his white chick voice!
The dislikes were the officers that were mad. And the dog.
I want to down vote the down voters
Scooby Do gave it a paws down😆
And that traitor Sanchez 😂
How about the dislikes were about dislike of druggies and illegals!
Goddamn Scoobey-Doo.
4:16
That freaking TMZ impression! Crazy!!
I love it when he talks about his friends last bus driver, Dave! Fluffy is a truth-teller and a funny one!
We need more Dave the bus driver stories!
That “DAMN!” had me laughing so hard I had to replay it at least six times! That was awesome! 😂😂😂
Yeah, I couldn’t resist shouting that😅The timing was too perfect
Martin and I...
How all his funniest stories start this way.
❤️ this guy !! I’m in tears !! You Rock Fluffy !!
I have seen you twice here in Phoenix, Fluffy! I am hoping to see this year in November! You're awesome!😍
“Fluffy’s doing puffy.” Lol.
On behalf of the Sanchez families
We are not related to him lol
Family?
Pinche vendido!
Traitor!!
Oh dude
Are you related to Rick C-137
Fluffy is hilarious !
Sanchez was doing his job. Beautiful, thumbs up for him. Thank you carnal!!!
When he released the air brakes on that bus, I literally saw that happening. Fluffy's a frickin Transformer guys!
"our dog has informed us....." LOL
I lost it with the “Fluffy’s doing puffy” 😂😭
“Uh oh! Fluffy’s doing puffy.” Man I died😂😂
"Uh-oh Fluffy doing puffy" 🤣
Lmao @ Dave takin the pictures while others are being frisked. That's cold, sad and hilarious all at once 😭🤣🤣
I love the line "traitor" because that's exactly how I feel about them.
The voices he makes, he is amazing.
"Is that what he said? Haha, god damn Scooby Doo. "
-Dave the bus driver
Me: Teacher I got my senior quote ready to turn in
@@joyceandersonde8336 wtf
Can someone remind me of wtf joyce said
Thank for the idya
I like this guy, he's so hilarious, so fun, so so him!!! 😂
"He's american" hahaha XD
-some random guy at the immigration center 2019
Not 2019 but still good comment
2011. So you know, different admin. The one that acts like it never did anything like this ever.
Fluffy, dude.. you almost killed me with this, could not stop laughing.
Fluffy : “YOUR GONNA GET US ARRESTED”
Dave : “I DON’T GIVE A S***”
Quote of the day “He’s American”
Get over yourself. If anything its shameful to be american lol
I think that's the point
Elly Rust Your opinion becomes valid when your country has a flag on the moon.
@@Burningarrow7 No youuuuu
I’m confused
Fluffy, as someone from Phoenix, let me say this: We love you so much, we just had to have immigration see if they could find a way to get you to stick around longer.
And give him a good story to tell.
that's good stuff
My stomach always hurts from laughing watching these clips. I doubt I’d survive if I caught the whole show live. Then he’d probably use my death in his next act and it’d be hilarious 🤣
My parents asked me why I was laughing so hard and I’m sitting here with no answer
dawwm!!!!
I could do with an explanation. This guy isn't funny. At all.
Just show them the video, even a stuffy up tight parent will laugh. I promise... Fluffy is awesome and not filthy as most comics tend to be..
@@chairmanmeow8388 what planet are you from? You poor thing. Shame you can't buy a sense of humor... Anyhow, if you don't get it, just leave it alone... Not supposed to have to explain funny...
@@lesliehardeman6212 This isn't funny. He's fat and unlikable.
No one can beat Fluffy aka Gabby and Jeff Dunham....I am an Indian and I love you guys. You royally rock. Salute to both of ya!
I'm at work and watching this on lunch. I needed this laugh!😂
Candace Baughman lol me 2
I don't know who I love more... Fluffy or Dave!!! ❤️👍
“One little two little three little Mexicans”- best quote ever
the picture was what killed me, holy shit this actually happened
It might have been routine stop and Fluffy might have thought it would be a good material for his show. The border patrol guys played along with it.
think you think it could have been staged?
@@skopjemk it’s possible but I’m not sure if fluffy is that kind of guy to pull that stunt. He seems like he rather work honestly to get fans and keep them. Just like that G Riley story of the gift basket
@@imjelo nah fluffy doesn't do that, all of his stories are stuff that actually happened, just o like Trevor noah
@@damianxavier7343 yeah I believe so too I think he just takes his everyday life and puts it in his comedy act. Because sometimes funnier things happen in life than anything you can make up. Like old cranky white men who just don't give a damn.
"Let FLUFFY GOOOOOOOO!!!" is what I would've yelled 😊
3:34 i cracked up because i hadn't expected that there wll be an actual picture.🤣🤣🤣🤣
The best comedian so far in my 55 years of life.
1st car: “FLUFFY!”
2nd car: “HE’S AMERICAN!”
3rd car: “Damn!”
Me: Let Pikachu go!
If there had been a 4th car that said "oh Hell no" I'd probably have died laughing
Did anyone else picture Dave the driver as Stan Lee from one of his MCU cameos??
Actually I did, but I didn't realize the face I had imagined was Stan Lee's until you pointed it out.
I'm imagining now!!
That’ll be cool
yep, with a cowboy hat
I didn't, but now that you said it, I always will!
"Fluffy!" Hahahahaha kills me everytime
Fluffy is too funny - best clean comedy in the world
I cried laughing at it all... he’s a genius about comparable to the late and great Robin Williams
@biomedsci1 You need a hug. 🤗