Women, What Are the Dumbest Misconceptions Men Have About Being a Woman?
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Some guy in line in behind me at the store mistook my maxi pad package for a diaper package. "Congratulations! Oh, wait--"
Okay that is not so bad and is actually kind of funny.
At least he realized his mistake.😹
That's low-key wholesome
@@saltysarahzechnas638 Yeah!
Ok that kinda funny I hope he maybe apologized or like didn’t just walk away.
That last one was priceless and the woman said we know how to clean up blood and never find your body I thought that was perfect
Yes that’s I. Many a Pinterest quote
If that is not a perfect threat, idk what is 😂
like just for that one comment
The “non-virgin to use tampons” thing is so wild bc even if they don’t believe it concretely, they sorta do. My dad gets uncomfortable the few times he sees me buy tampons, so I’ll get pads too and he visibly becomes more comfortable.
Lmao I feel u
Oh no a cotton tube means to absorb blood and other stuff. How sexy...
@@milo4707 mmm a snack for later..
Oh yeah! I'm always kinda lost for words when that happens. Especially with other people who menstruate. I was chilling with my friends as I told them: "I gotta grab tampons on our way home" all of my friends just nodded but one girl said:"Wait did you and Jake....?" And shoots me a suggestive look. I ask her what because I am confused and she says: "Sleep together". I couldn't help but burst out laughing. Then after I'd calmed down I explained to her that you do not need to be a virgin to use tampons
XD I mean, some dads are just naive about it and it can be funny when they try to understand
It's mind boggling how a woman or girl can be bent over and vomiting uncontrollably from pain and guys seeing this are like 'naah you're faking it'
Got that in high-school. I'd miss afew days a week and then the week of my period I was fine. Endometriosis made it so I was in pain when I wasn't bleeding but fine when I was. Was put on high hormonal birth control since 15 now have an iud. Iud is sooooooooooo much better lol
@@cass16433 Yep. I had irregular periods and would go a month and a half or two months with no period and then the next one would hit like a truck. Vomiting, curled up in a ball, bleeding through absolutely everything, migraines, depression/ suicidal thoughts, the works. Several teachers told me I was being dramatic when I missed school or had to leave early. I was finally put on birth control patches and hormones and, oh my gosh, normal periods are so easy.
@@cass16433 omg, I got an iud over a year ago and it has changed everything! I went from lots of pain and heavy bleeding to grumpyness but I don't even need a pantliner anymore. It's been heaven!
@@emilysigmund1255 I know! My periods have basically ended and even on the pill I was 28 and 7 DAYS of heavy heavy flow and my cramps would leave me curled up in a ball bawling and that's not even the worst in my family. My iud I've only had since December and I have cramps but nothing like before and if I get a period it's like 1 day super light. Love it. Kinda pissed I didn't get one sooner as this was my last option (since it's rare they allow a tubal or hestorectomy at age 26) as I was on the highest birth control pill. Iud all the damn way
If only they knew what the pain is like they wouldn't be saying that, maybe we should kick them in the nuts to give them a taster 😂😂
A Danish politician compared menstruation with diarrhea in an attempt to explain why hygiene items shouldn't be free. If he shits his pants in public, he doesn't expect the government to supply him with fresh undies. He later claimed he didn't compare the two things, but by then, the memes had happened.
Do you have links to stuff about it?
@@private-lurkingcluelessnes1740 It's hard to find English news about the stupid shit a Danish politician says, but here's his Wikipedia article and it mentions briefly how he has no clue about female anatomy XD en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lars_Boje_Mathiesen
Male politicians need to shut the frack up about women's bodies in general. They rarely have any sensible to say on the subject.
PFFFT THAT'S THE DUMBEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD, oh god that made my morning
Further proof men dont like picking up a book to learn something new!!! Prove me wrong, i'll wait........
When my sister first got her period, my dad gave her a beer. He told her holding his beer "Welcome to womanhood!", my sis was so embarrassed.
Had a teacher in culinary school scold a girl, because she was absent a week every month. Teacher said things like "pfff it can't hurt that much" and "cramps? That's the stupidest excuse I've ever heard!"
And then the kicker:
"....I never had cramps when I had my period!"
Yep - teacher was a woman in her late 50s. She also said things like "you are a weakling if you need maternity leave. I worked full time right up until I gave birth. Pregnancy isn't a disease."
I went to the school computers and printed out a list of the many health issues women can face when pregnant. Gave it to her and she threw it away with a "like I said, women today are weaklings! Back in *my day* these issues didn't exist!"
I'm glad she was only my teacher for another year.
I literally would've switched schools. I have endometriosis and I was like that when I was younger (missing classes and such). And my entire family is like this due to basically all of us having it. I would've complained to high heaven as well.
Also good on you for trying to educate the witch. I'd call her witchypoo since she'd get the reference to puffinstuff
It always shocks me when someone who is educated can't realize every womans body is different!
I hate tool teachers.
Tbf, pregnancy is NOT a disease, but yes, it is a medical condition, that needs managing.
What's really messed up imo is that people are either going "omg, she's preggo, better wrapped her in cotton' or 'pff, she's preggo, she can still do exactly the same things as before'; like, there are SO that won't have sex with their mamy baba, but others SO that will jump the new mom the moment the baby is out with no care and concern.
Like, can we agree that, like, say, someone with diabetics or a heart disease or any other manageable and/or treatable conditions, it pays for expecting moms to be a bit more cautious about some activities than 'normies" (whatever that means), but it's no reason to seal yourself away from society? And also, like with diabetes or heart disease, each case is unique and what might have worked for one person may not work for others?
I guess what I'm saying is, can we listen to individuals while admitting no one knows everything, instead of pigeonholing large swaths of the population based on vague opinions we don"t care to fact-check?
“It’s not like you’re bleeding _constantly…”_
Then I told him.
“Even while you sleep??”
Lol, "christian school sex-ed" has to be one of the scariest group of words put together.
that sounds absolutely terrifying
I think I'd have stayed off that day!
"So, if your lucky... Maybe someday you'll get hot and heavy with a magical bird"
@@Holzkissen. A magical bird? :o
Hahahaha I went to a Christian school and I never got any formal sex ed. Also one teacher was super transphobic and pro forced birth so it was not fun.
Why do so many think tampons are correlated to virginity? There's a open hole down there regardless of a woman's sex life.
These people are vaguely aware of the existence of the hymen, and believe that a tampon would rupture it. (Actually there’s a rare condition where the hymen blocks the whole orifice, and must be surgically opened to allow period blood to escape. But again, that’s extremely rare, and most virgins have no problem inserting tampons.)
@@b.f.2461 Yes, unfortunately a large portion of the world believe it is like a banner at a sports event that the penis has to punch through. Even women believe this, and romance novel descriptions do NOT help dispel this myth.
Probably the idea of a hymen breaking.
My brother asked if I could hold my heavy flow or make it lighter.... yeah had a PowerPoint presentation that night
That’s sweet though. He wanted to help.
Pls upload presentation to website for all women's use :)
@@felicitybywater8012 yes we need :)
Ha! If i could be able to hold it in that'd be such a help
another funny misconception: when i was 14, my friend group (6-7 boys and only one other girl at the time) debated going swimming together and i told them i wouldn't join them because of being on my period. my boy bestfriend (he was 13 back then) got really confused and said "wait...but it's the middle of the month?" that lovely idiot thought all women had their periods during the first week of the month. me and the other girl from our friend group almost died laughing and eventually told him that's not how it works😂
Lol at least he was nice about it and you were too lol! What was his reaction when you explained it to him lol?
@@darkphoenixgaming8253 he was laughing very hard once we explained😂
@@nbdjz1058 LOL at himself I'm guessing-
@@darkphoenixgaming8253 yeah haha
XD I mean, if is a teenager, then it is probably more alright and even funnier due to them having far less actual knowledge then adult men should! But that is very hilarious and I wish that was actually the case!
My ex used to say: “I don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die”. Idiot.
Lol. He sounds wonderful.
That's pathetic. Pathetic.
Your Ex was Mr. Garrison? xD
@@rionthemagnificent2971 lol thats who it was! drove me nuts.....
Mr garrison
Dude was confusing "erogenous zone" with "G-spot".
A friend in high school got her period and wasn't prepared, so she asked me if I had anything (I always kept something in my locker just in case). A guy friend overheard her and came over and handed her a bandaid. Naw, dude, that ain't gonna help....
He tried
At least he tried ig..? 😭
Bruh I’m dead-
The lost it at the "an angel dies" part. Absolutely brilliant.
Me too. I laughed so loud my dog jumped.
One time in 8th grade My pad leaked through during lunch and you could se it on my pants a teacher spotted it during lunch. I thanked her and headed to the nurse for a change of pants. When I got back my 3 guy friends asked why the teacher called me over and made me late to lunch, and why i was wearing diffrent pants. Being embarrassed over my period I told them not to worry about it, but they were insistent because they were my friends and they wanted to know. So reluctantly told them I had to change my pants cuz if as on my period. They all IMMEDIATELY recoiled in horror and asked " why would you tell us that that's disgusting!" I said "you kept asking! You wouldn't drop it" there were like "yeah well we didn't know that was gonna be the answer!we thought you got dresscoded or something! Oh my gosh were EATING LUNCH!" I said " don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to!" At the time I was mortified cuz that was one of those "worst case scenarios" with telling boys about your period. They were good friends most of the time but this reminded me that no matter what we were all still in 8th grade and we were all stupid and clueless when it comes to the opposite genders puberty(thanks texas health class education sytem.) Ahh I love those boys and their 1 braincell they share.
Their one braincell they share...lol.
Some of these are kind of sweet, like the dad that thought the size of pad was equal to the size of the person and not the flow.
Or the dad's that take forever trying to find the right type. Lol my stepdad is that type of person. As a young girl I had him carry my tampons out the store. I was embarrassed. Like noone could think this big hells angel type dude walking with his 15 year old daughter could make the connection lol
Looking for someone to say that! It was so adorable and I wish I had a dad like that 🥺
I accidentally got into an internet slap fight with some poor conspiracy theorist that claimed women only had long periods because of modern gmo's, and that menstruation was only supposed to be a little dot of blood, hence why it's called a 'period'.
This is when I put down the keyboard and went for a walk instead. Much more productive use of my time, and I got to look at a waterfall.
My mother used to use two pads and a tampon and her flow was so heavy she could bleed through in an hour and she had cramps so bad she would pass out. This was in the 50's. Yes, she probably had endometriosis, but my grandfather didn't take her seriously and told her she was just exaggerating so he refused to take her to a doctor.
Do you ever read these things and have a stray wishful thought that it could be true? Because, man, if eating certified organic had that effect, it'd be worth the doubled grocery bills. ETA: I love waterfalls. I grew up in a city with a ton of them, ranging in size, and didn't realize how much I'd miss them until I moved away for work. Thank goodness for FB groups and amateur photographers, lol.
That was an excellent idea to put down the keyboard and go for a walk because people like that will never learn or understand at all and besides I’m sure you probably told him to go research online which being an idiot he wouldn’t do that
@@meemurthelemur4811 I feel sorry for her my wife used to have severe bleeding to the point where I look like shit been shot until she got a complete hysterectomy so I feel sorry for your mom glad I don’t have that much problem
@@meemurthelemur4811 PS I should’ve mentioned I am a transgender woman male to female and I understand and know everything about. Considering when I get my bottom surgery I will be using plenty of pads for a while I should’ve said menstruation but I expected it to say the word. And it didn’t
That my period cramps were “all in my head”
"Only because it's all in your head don't means it's not real"
My health teacher said that’s what they used to tell girls when she was younger. Insane.
I mean, yes, because they are so horrible they are a pain in the bum and cause me headaches XD
Did a man or woman tell you this?
Im sure puking because of it is All in my head as well
As a guy, I have no fricking clue what is being said here or really what I'm doing here. I guess just learning what not to say or do?
Dude do yourself a favor and GOOGLE IT! Seriously look it up and you can learn so much about female anatomy and reproduction.
@@Toneill029 yeah, I probably should
@@kostakatsoulis2922
DO IT NOW!
@@Toneill029 whether you're into girls or not, its good to learn about the other half of humans that share the planet witb you! Male or female! Its weir how men can have such a strong interest in women but not know a damn thing about them mentally or physically!
Lemme give you a quick summary of what you need to know, and possibly research, just for the reason that I like explaining things
1. There are three holes, we do not pee out blood
2. Periods can have excruciating cramps
3. Pads and tampons are sized as in how heavy the flow is ex: small=light flow
4. We bleed for about a week, about every month. It varies
5. Please don't mistake panty liners for pads. They're like pads but small and useless for heavy flow
6. Periods vary from person to person. They can be a week long and they can have two in one month
7. If a woman is anemic and is on their period. Watch out when they stand up, we can pass out and collapse due to a blood rush (depends on the person. I know I tend to almost pass out)
8. As long as you have good hygiene and you clean yourself, periods are not dirty. Gross, but not dirty. The "hEE-hEE" cleans itself
9. Don't make your girlfriend put soap up there to clean it. That would be like putting soap in your eyes, and can make her sick
*If you have any questions, I'll give you a basic answer, but I absolutely recommend going to Google*
Rely tampons weren't meant to be worn the whole period. They were meant to be worn as usual, changed 5 times a day or whatever. But the thing is, they were really absorbent. Women felt comfortable leaving them in longer. (I used them then too, I had very heavy periods.) So bacterial growth (Staph aureus) would build up, sometimes producing toxins that would cause shock. Luckily I went with a schedule and not how long I could leave them in. I did accidentally forget and left a Today sponge -- birth control that absorbed sperm -- in a couple days, and it didn't take me long to feel the effects of my error. It hurt! By the way, I got pregnant using a sponge and a condom, and the condom didn't break.
Both my girls were conceived using birth control …I Beat the shot !!!
.....sponge? Never heard of it. My mom got pregnant on birth control and condoms. My mom had 5 kids lol
@@cass16433 you can still get pregnant on bc if you take it incorrectly, that’s usually the reason why women get pregnancy on it
@@Jujegocrazy yes of course you can. However condoms and birthconrtrol when anal about your birthcontrol pills is hard. My mom always takes her meds on time. She's anal about it. Just saying only way to be 100% sure is no sex. But odd as hell that the pill taken correctly and condoms still resulted in 5 babies lol
I was in my twenties when the toxic shock tampon deaths were happening. Scared me away from tampons for good.
In sex ed at my school, for the most part boys and girls were separated and taught by a teacher of the same gender to avoid b.s. cross gender politics between students distracting from the lessons. Though us boys still where taught everything about girls that the girls were taught and I'm sure the girls were taught everything about boys that the boys were taught.
We were talking about menstruation in class and the teacher asked how to help someone on their period. someone shouted JUST HOLD IT IN.
Maybe there's a way...
Thatd be helpful for when I run out of pads.
I've found the only way to get the message across to these guys is say "so if someone stabbed you in the neck right now, you could just hold the blood in, right?".
@@felicitybywater8012 Said with just the right tone to be both educational and vaguely threatening, I hope? (Lol, I made the mistake of watching this video while it was -- well, personally applicable -- and I'm definitely feeling unforgiving about deliberate ignorance right now.)
Obviously somebody who actually does not know how to do research or educating them self which is sad
I-
Guys who think the different sizes for pads are for bigger/smaller genitalia...
To be 100% fair it's an easy enough mistake for men to make. Like its how it works with lots of other stuff.
I feel really bad for people who didn’t know about periods when they got their first one. I was thirteen when it happened to me, but I was pretty well educated and knew what was going on. If I hadn’t known what it was, I just know that I would have freaked out and thought I was dying
I walked up behind a coworker and saw that she (yes SHE) had googled "What happens to the egg, when a woman has her tubes tied?" She was married. She had been discussing the topic with two other married women. She and one other had children. Yet, the childless pre-menopausal spinster that I am had to explain it.
Me: The same thing that happens when it isn't fertilized.
Her: How does it get past the tied tubes to expell, when you get your period.
Me: (ironic pregnant pause)...(still staring at her dumbfounded)...(finally)...Ummm, that isn't what happens to the egg each month. The egg basically dissolves and is re-absorbed by your body. Your period is the shluffing off of the thickened layer of uterine lining.
The three of them just stared at me, until I walked away...horrified that I had just explained to 3 grown women something I've know since I was 10yo. No, my mother never explained anything to me. Our school system brought in a nurse to talk to the 5th graders. The boys left the classroom, while the nurse explained the monthly cycle and sex and pregnancy to us girls. Then she went to the boys and explained things to them...I wasn't there, so I don't know how much she told them.
Oh, and in high school, a girl behind me in a class told me she might be pregnant. Of course my first question was "when was your last period?" She responded with "Your period has nothing to do with being pregnant." So, she was obviously sick the day the nurse showed up to her 5th grade class.
I’m happy that some of my fellow men on this were well meaning and just had the wrong info, but my god it takes just a google search guys. If you were never taught much you should take the initiative to educate yourselves.
If you were just educated wrong then you wouldn’t think you have a reason to search something like that up
@@lightningstrike5024
I’m saying they should search this info regardless, just to make sure they understand. It’s not a big deal takes ten minutes to read up on the basics.
Yep, I live in a really conservative country, we don't have sex ed so yes I would say I'm ignorant at times but if I'm not sure of shit, I sure as hell won't be going around telling women how I think they work lol
In my first relationship the girl never talked about her period with me, basically only mentioned it if we were about to have sex and she was on her period. She acted like she was ashamed of it but I never reacted badly to it so it was a shame.
It's pretty ingrained in us to be ashamed. My mom was overly open about everything so I'm open about it. I call it the curse of eve cuz it's funny. My ex called it lady time or something like that. But I was overly open. If I was in pain, what I use. If I needed it I could ask whomever I'm with to go get it but I'd send them a pic of what I need. If your not mature enough to be compassionate and open to discussing her pain/needs than your not mature enough to have sex in my opinion
Many cultures shame women on their periods. It's not as unusual as you might think. It begins with things like it never being talked about (between women) or the guys laughing at it when going through what it is about in sex ed or similar. Some cultures outright stop women from touching and interacting with things because they perceive a menstruating woman to be "dirty" or "unholy". How often have you or your friends joked about PMS? Or women being emotional? Or hormonal? When the truth is that during a period hormones are some of their lowest? It's the sudden drop that causes some of the irritation. It's not an irrational reaction and frankly, women are putting some brave faces every day because people just can't seem to handle the fact that we may not always be sunshine and smiles.
The first time I needed to buy pads with my boyfriend cause my period came suddenly while I was hanging out with him I was ashamed of it and told him to wait for me outside, cause we're taught that periods are this sort of taboo that shouldn't be talked about with men.
He respected my decision but got so offended lol Now he goes to buy them if I can't
Bro I haven't been in a relationship yet but like, I don't get being disgusted of periods? Its a normal part of women's life? And not like they're asking you to drink the blood? Like what? Why ya'll so scared of the thought of blood coming out of a woman?
When I got my period at my boyfriend's place he ran to the store to bought tampons and when I opened the box he was surprised how they look like and started examining it and giggle they look like bullets. It's not a manslaning but I think it's cute. And he also asked a lot about my health because he wanted to know about these things
That's good :)
That first one made me feel second hand anger. I would have yelled him out so hard in that store…. I can’t continue this without being demonetised but you get the idea
What really sucks is when you're an angry crier, and on your period it gets way worse. So you start weeping in front of your two brothers and father, no mom or sister to help the balance, and they start bugging you to tell them why you're upset....
I tried to just shrug it off so many times but they would never let it go. So finally I shouted that it's girl problems and they all groaned or said that's disgusting and why did I tell them... Like bro you asked me until I had no choice, what do you want from me?!
That last one made me laugh so hard! And yeah got a hysterectomy a few years ago my male ob was a douche. A month later it still hurt like hell and by then it turned into oh it's supposed to hurt. I'm a slow healer. Nevermind it felt like I had a hot branding iron going through my navel.
@17:45 this made me remember the time the time my younger cousin got hungry as a baby and tried to latch onto our great aunt through her shirt.
My newborn nephew tried that on me once. I just said "sorry, the milkbar's closed". My straightened grandmother nearly died.
@@felicitybywater8012 lmfao!!!
That's because to them, boobs equal food lol.
If any guy wonders the kind of thing “mansplaining” is referring to..
This is the reason that if I need to ask someone to get me tampons (has only happened once) I literally take a pic and send them that yo get the correct type.
The step-father who raised me was AWESOME about this. My brother teased me exactly ONCE. He got sent from the dinner table, Dad made him learn about periods and recite the facts back to all of us before he was allowed to eat with us again. It took him 3 days. His wife loves her FIL.
some of these are really funny and kinda wholesome, and some of these are just very sad.
This is more, funny than dumb. My baby brother always follows me and my mom to the bathroom. We are trying to get him to stop, but he is legit two, we don't really care. Anyways, last night my mom came home, talked to me and my sis for a while before rushing to the bathroom, my brother following her. Five minutes later, he comes back screaming "Audrey! Audrey! Mama poopoo!! Mama poopoo!" Me and my sister looked at each other before cackling. My mom came out and explained she started her period and asked him to get me. Ofc he is two and doesn't know periods. He will learn at age ten, the age most girls get their periods.
10 is pretty late
Lol that last one, I also learned how to clean blood. Usually I was good but when I sneezed or laughed it was like a bomb went off and blood would be all over my bed 😞
Sometimes I would start super heavy in my sleep, wake up the sheet looked like a crime scene.
Yep, cough, sneeze, laugh...it's a volcanic eruption in my pants lol.
My husband and his mother went grocery shopping last week and i had just run out of pads. So i put it on the list for him to pick up, along with a description because i figured he didnt pay attention to them when i had them at home. His mom told me a couple of days later that she was impressed that he got the right pads for me. She also said that her husband, my FIL, didn't get her any menstrual products until like 20+ years into their marriage. Lol. And yes, my husband did get the right pads for me. Love him
My hubby always gets the right ones too ^_^
Also i feel like the dads of daughters who are or will be menstruating very soon think that tampons will make their daughters "not virgins" anymore. Its a silly superstition to think that obviously, but to the dads, it seems like a legitimate concern.
My mom actually thought that and that's why I wasn't allowed to wear tampons lol.
That point when 5 minutes into the video you realise most of these misconceptions involve “Aunt Flow” ... sheesh sex education must have taken a nosedive since I was in school 😒😒😒
In all fairness, they only gloss over the basics. They never go into depth.
I'm a vegetarian, you incel is a great line 😄
My bf thought a period was only 1 day long.
Honestly I super happy that I have and good brother. I once woke him up to ask if he could go to dollar general and get me some stuff and he got up right away got my a heating pad any snack I wanted and medicine. Like bro my brother is so nice I’m so lucky 😭😭
Not a guy but my mom thinks the cl*t and urethra is the same thing, like you pee out of your cl*t. I told her if you did that you would have an org*sm every time you pee. This argument happens every year and she still cannot grasp the idea like….what?
I remember being younger and talking to my dad about some problems that were happening with friends because it upset me. When I paused he just asked, “Are you on your period?” No, no I am not.
Bruh
My ex was adamant that we bleed the same place we pee and that there were only two holes. Not three
I remember having to explain to my hubby that it's basically an upside down traffic light set up lol. He was all "Ohhh." XD
@@RedRoseSeptember22 I just wouldnt be able to marry a man that doesnt fully understand female anatomy. I mean its so stupid to think we per out of our vaginas lol..so dumb
I can’t tell if my back pain is from PMS or the fact that I have horrible posture
11:00 this one made me laugh 😂
The strange part is cancer can be basically (though not technically) contagious in some cases. HPV (Human Papillomavirus) is a carcinogen and is contagious through sexual transfer. So the "dumb" uncle might actually be sort of right. Though of course his cancer likely isn't "cervical" cancer because he likely does not have cervical tissue to begin with (though there is a non zero chance that he does have some, more so if he has older sisters).
Hm...
It took me a google search to see that's not what HPV is
HPV is a virus that affects the cutaneous tissues of the body. The virus is contagious but it is NOT cancerous...
Cancer is a complication due to the constant build up of scar tissue and cellular damage, not a direct result of the virus. In fact in 9 cases out of 10 of HPV infections will go away on their own, the remaining 1 percent is all of the complications you can get from it if left untreated.
So no it doesn't CAUSE cancer, but it can make you more prone to have it especially if you do not get treatment.
And lastly, the dumb uncle said that to his wife who had CERVICAL CANCER, not HPV...so idek why you brought it up in the first place since cancer on it's own is not contagious
Not a man who said this but A WOMAN. so you know how in 5th grade the boys and girls get taken into separate rooms to watch their respective "Just around the corner" puberty videos? Well the teachers asked if we had any questions and my friend raised her hand and said "can you tale a bath on your period?" This grown ass woman who I'm guessing was at least 30 or so replied " oh of course! And you can't go swimming too!the force of the water should just sort of hold the blood in your body." Guess who was traumatized by the first and only bath on their period!I'df you guessed me you'd be correct. That did NOT help me feel better about puberty, it may have actually made me feel worse. I thought I was bleeding "too strong" cuz the water wasn't holding the blood in. Like, it's a smooth muscle. If you dont know what that is a smooth muscle is one that you dotn have to consciously do anything to make it work. It works on its own. Like your heart, stomach and throat. Basically your whole digestive system actually.
I have to confess something. When I was a and I was at the store with my mom, she was getting pads and young me thought that they were heavy duty bandages, I didn't question why they sold " bandages " with all the soaps.
Edit: Grammar
I always sleep with a sports bra, (bad back), ex hub proceeded to tell me I'll get breast cancer for going to bed in them 🤦🏻♀️
How tf could they cause breast cancer? Cancer is abnormal cells, not pressure
The funniest one I read recently was this guy claiming that women can somehow put sperm into "suspended animation" to then impregnate themselves later. That or the guy who thibks women collect a kind of genetic memory bank of every guy they slept with.
I didn't start having periods until I was 17. Didn't know anything about them -- my Mom threw up after she gave me the facts of life talk, so no questions and an embarrassing misunderstanding about how you got pregnant. I thought "the seed" from the father flew around in the air until it found the right spot. No touching necessary. My first period at college I overdosed on Midol trying to get the pain to stop.
All men need to read this shit 🤣🤣
4:48
Right, 1000grams...
Oooh i got a lotta these
1. Wearing a pad when you're not on your period is no excuse not to shower. He refuses to see panty liners as a separate thing yo pads or aknowledge the fact that not all woman are comfortable showering while bleeding.
2. That having my period for 7-10 days on a monthly basis is something that i need to see a doctor for dispite being perfectly healthy.
3. That my partner having sex with me while im not feeling well is wrong because it shows that i faked an injury. My partner went out of his way to make me feel happy and comfortable, which helped me distract myself from the pain i was in.
Im sure i can write more but there are so many men who have no idea how different the female body is or how our hormones effect us. Yeah sure let me see how you like getting a jack hammer to the nuts every hour for a week every month. 🐢😡
To any guys wondering what a period REALLY feels like, the best I can describe is that at its worst it feels like someone is poking your insides with a flaming torch and at its best your lucky to get heat flashes and a mild headache. 😂🎉
7:53 But...the bigger ones don't fit... Now I'm confused because I get the ones that feel the most comfortable but they don't get it all.
I remember one time my ex asked me if I can make period come early or delay it so I can wear bikini on our vacation the next week. I wish I COULD!
I got my period today. I was thinking of a video like this. Lol
My parents didn't think sex ed should be taught in school! They thought if the gutter was good enough for them....!
I exeperience no pain whatsoever on my week of bleeding. But i still hate em cause fem products are friggin expensive 😒
Also the amount of concern from my dad. No, I'm going to tell you unless it is going to interfere with plans. I literally just bleed for a few days and nothing else. No mood swings, no pain, just blood.
Sign me up for blue bleeding, my fav color is blue
I’m surprise you don’t have any comments on here from jealous women about not having any pain
@@danyelPitmon me too lol
I will say this that I should’ve also said that I am transgender male to female with my hormones I do experience mood swings and I feel like I’m bloating at least once a month varying depending on the days and usually lasts for about say 34 days at least but I wish I had everything to where I could have. It should’ve said three or four days and I am a little jealous because I’ll never be able to have the experience of periods but the mood swings I do get the bloating feeling I do get but the rest I don’t so I am a little jealous of you looking forward to getting my bottom surgery though hopefully very soon soon as I get laser hair removal all finished and yes I have been studying everything that women go through every month even when I get my bottom surgery done I will still have to douche periodically even though women don’t have to do that because of theirs being self cleaning
@@danyelPitmon trans women get zero period symptoms. Women on hrt that have gone through an early menopause have no period symptoms(they report zero period symptoms,ever) and they actually have a uterus still
@@stephaniemoore8013 yeah but it's not...the uterus that makes the symptoms but the hormones honey...which are produced by the ovaries and the brain
Like progesterone...mainly progesterone and estrogen which affect mental health greatly, it's also why menopause makes women feel odd and have a different set of symptoms, because their ovaries stop producing the hormones they used to have for decades. A woman who's going/went through menopause could still get her period if she took hormones but no one in their right mind would inflict that to a poor lady finally free of periods
Don't make a girl laugh on they're period. They can be suffering from heavy flow. If they laugh then there will be a waterfall of blood down her legs. Just make her smile a bit.
I got a yeast infection at the same time I started my period.
We are good with blood!
I day of bleeding sounds great but then is that we have a pain for the whole week in that one day hell no
13:48 I’d do violence to that pro-life kid. You don’t say shit like that ever concerning rape.
14:42 oh god that sounds awful and frankly downright terrifying.
One of the reasons I’ve found that men think we pee out of our vaginas is because they don’t know what vulvas are and they think the whole area is called the vagina. They still some how miss the urethra.
Thinking women can decide when to menstruate.
Nope.
How the hell can a female not know they have three holes until they are in their twenties?!! I just can’t understand that! 😦😶
Ive never really looked at my vagina and for many year i couldn't even find the hole. So i had absolutely no idea what was coming out of what hole
"do you feel hollow in empty after your hysterectomy?"
No baby I feel free. I feel free of fibroids weird cycles And extreme pain and worry about cancer.
Guys, get a real education about women's health. Its about more than pleasure..and It might get you lucky more often... Calm down i said it might 😂😂😂
Will my dad used to call Maxi Pads manhole covers
Men seriously - WHY do you listen to other MEN?
okay, how come machine-voice says "virgin" then then right away pronounces it "vigrin?"
also, how do you go to the store down the aisle?
If my boyfriend ever says anything like this I am breaking g up with him on the spot.
I just avoid my wife during her period 🤣😭
Why?
why? incel much?
@@unxtraordinary Trust me you'll definitely want to avoid any girl on their period lol. Aint no fun when everything you say and do can make them explode lol. That's why I tread lightly around that time of the month
@@axelling_atk hell nah dude. she's just extra Moody lol. I live with her so of course I can't escape it but if I can do stuff to not make her mad and shit, then I definitely take those steps lol. Dealing with women on their periods is a ride in itself lol
@@_NightmareVideo if someone were to avoid me on my period, it would feel like they find me extra annoying and that I should suppress my emotions. so yea, if you’ve already discussed that topic with your wife and came to the conclusion that avoiding each other on her period is the best, then you can keep going, but if you guys didn’t discuss that topic yet, then I recommend that you guys do 👍
Le sigh, men, please go read biology books and learn PROPERLY about men women and STDS, please the world would be a little bit more knowledgeable.
Edit: oops men AND women it’s both sadly
Wait then what hole do women pee from
Do you know what a urethra is?
The same hole you pee from, a urethra
"bra's give you breast cancer" sure damn wish they did
Hi
I'm ultimately sympathetic, but your biology isn't our fault.
Nobody said it was.
@@TheLooterArmy mkay, just responding to the things I've encountered irl
I wish it was possible to block someone twice.
@@felicitybywater8012 hah
It’s not all about you, hun.
These are not true. Gfy
How, may i ask?
@@chibifeline7669 probably a troll or an incel, best to ignore them tbh
Ikr, like, periods, what are those? It’s not like they happen every month and u guys can’t see when we’re in pain.
Wha?
Hi