Animals and plants and fungi and microbes are all amazing! See? They even bring You joy. Please remember to protect the environment, I know you are good people deep inside! Raise awareness about environmental destruction and global warming, pollution!
Greens their manager, dude my boys are posers, not dancers take the pic already... but hey WTF you doin man ? no touchy , don't wanna go kung fu panda on you.
Whats even funnoer is that you can even see him realizing that and turns to the rest while poking them like he's saying. "Guys, i dont think this is going to plan"
@@kinkedwinter0312 yea i saw one ate a lizard once and i was so confused because it was bigger than the mantis. Im just wondering wether the mantis actually thought he could eat the human or just saw something move and wanted to try it out
@@joannagruzewska9437With their arms? No. Their arms are designed to grab and hold. With their mouth? Yeah I’d assume so, but I’ve never been bitten by one despite handling them a lot as a kid.
@@pikachu-jf2oh sorry asking but do you have any color condition? there's the green one, esperanza, the white one, brown, little green and the ben 10 Edit: didn't meant to be rude
Morgan Lemons Do u have a magical sphere that you can see the future and know where I am going to go??? Because seriously everytime that I go read the comments of some video you are there.
"Ok everyone, ACT NATURAL"
Everyone:
Underrated
@@Mee-9 no
@@Mee-9 i got nostalgia from reading this
@@goodknightpangestu470 my comment was a day ago mate
commenting so that maybe one day i'll come back
The green one stopped for a sec and was like “damn how did y’all get that armor ? “
Love your profile picture and Lionel Richie! Love oldies in general
Kha'Zix is sad about not getting his kill
He hasn't finished all of his quests yet
He is level one
Me and the boys playing an mmorpg but they get the good shit
0:10
"Put down your weapons brothers, the violence is not the answer"
ruclips.net/video/wtbcaWnybzs/видео.html .,.
0:45 "it's the solution"
0:45 *proceeds to attack the finger*
They're all females except the short guy
@@pollymars3776 did you just assume their gender
0:43 bro looked down like a minecraft player lol
Be yourself
he scuffed his new pair of shoes
The streets are getting more dangerous every day.
Alexia gandara tell me about it lol
Imagine a Black mantis with saggy pants , chains and golden teeth
Why do these mantis not attack each other.? Like they have some kind of understanding of each other. I think of species attack each other.
I absolutely love how well the comment matches your pfp
Ikr
I’m sure the neighborhood isn’t that dangerous
The neighborhood:
Lol
WE MUST SUMMON THE OLD GOD NOW
Animals and plants and fungi and microbes are all amazing! See? They even bring You joy. Please remember to protect the environment, I know you are good people deep inside!
Raise awareness about environmental destruction and global warming, pollution!
Best you leave this town before you get hurt... Boy
I'm sure the children in your friend house isn't that dangerous
The children in his house
The one on the left looks like it is wearing a large sweater.
looks like an evil smile to me!!
(Either way, he wins)
No
Ikr
Don't let this distract from the fact that I post videos of eggs every single day
@@Sahadi420 yep looked like that skeleton from nightmare before Christmas
That green one is definitely their leader lol
everyone: posing for the camera*
the green mantis: guys guys i don't think he's taking pictures
Greens their manager, dude my boys are posers, not dancers take the pic already... but hey WTF you doin man ? no touchy , don't wanna go kung fu panda on you.
@@lp9194 I laughed way harder then I should've from this comment
LMAO
Whats even funnoer is that you can even see him realizing that and turns to the rest while poking them like he's saying. "Guys, i dont think this is going to plan"
The green boi tried eating him, shows that mantises have the largest balls in the world.
The green mantis skin is free, the others are paid DLC.
Slavko 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Each skin costs 20 dollars with 5 dollar tax
Ikr
Slavko hahaha thank you
😂😂😂😭
Legend says they’re still waiting for their picture to be taken.
RUclips5000 😂😂😂
The green one gave up
Adam Buentello right lol. Idk how they got so many likes when the joke was already made....by the top commenter
Ahhahaha you are absolutely right
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Don't worry, brothers! Human skin is just as soft as our prey!"
*The finger got loose and left unscathed*
"WITCHCRAFT!!"
The big ones are female tho and the small one is male so technically it's "sisters"
Name of the game is: "One who moves first becomes food."
Awwww man..
Green one: Nah screw ya’ll I’m strong enough to take that thing down
@@somecharacter01 god of war
Gam3r Mom3nt perfect timing I was just watching someone play that
But the green one move many times
It looks like you stumbled into something you're not supposed to see, some sort of dark mantis ritual.
They're summoning pizza
PRAISE THE SUN
And then the green one tries to kill him for seeing too much.
Dusk Geist they are summoning john cena
Theyre summoning mantisatan
“Did you take the picture yet?”
“Its a video lmaooooo”
Lol
Lol
Lol
Green mantis grabbing him: you son of a..
*B I S C U I T*
Every now and then I see a video like this that reminds me what RUclips was really made for.
lmao when the green one grabbed him. like whats he gonna do? eat the camera man? i aspire to have his self confidence one day.
Well they do eat small animals and birds so it wouldn't be so far fetched
@@kinkedwinter0312 yea i saw one ate a lizard once and i was so confused because it was bigger than the mantis. Im just wondering wether the mantis actually thought he could eat the human or just saw something move and wanted to try it out
@@novapellaers7666 probably the second option it's saw something new and wanted to try it
Yum
Camera man always lives.
Human: *brings finger closer to mantis*
Green mantis: “Oh, you got some interes- GIMMIE THAT SHIT”
Underrated lol
0:43
the way mantis's head turns and looks at the finger though
Nice 😎
RUN THOSE POCKETS!
My sims when they're having a party and I pause it
Hahaha XD
Lmao
LOL
Lel
Nice one
0:14 the mantis gang was like "boo boo pekaboo"
🤖
For a second it looks like the green one turns to the others to stop them.
"It's alright, this one's cool."
And then she's the first to lose her shit lol
I think it was a fight that was interrupted
@@informedconsumer5293 or a dance contest
Their all female except the one in the middle. Their fighting for one guy!
Bunny Cake oh damn how did you know? 😂
Therapist: Mantis Gang isn’t real, they can’t hurt you
Mantis Gang:
Law and order
That mantis legit tried to eat his finger lol
Mantis OG BROO 😎😎😎😎💀😈😈🤙
@@ibrahimkayikci2146 to be fair the finger started it.
mantis crimes are considered especially heinous
My five brain cells preparing to say "Present" during attendance:
Lmao
ruclips.net/video/c_WdXm8zf-Y/видео.html
Most anxious school moment lmao
LOL
Not funny
2～3年に1回おすすめに出てくる動画
So true 😂
"Agressive Mantis Squad"
The mantises: \o/
/\o/\
Now this is the dope comment 😂
Praise the sun \o/
Its like "Get Stick bugged LOL" and the Pillarmen had a baby...
It's usually to scared predator to thinking that they are bigger than them
"have you taken the damn picture already!?"
😂
Lmao taz what it looks like
Awesome name
"Y u always do this to us Joe!?"
“Damnit Joe, this is why we don’t invite you in the picture”
What everyone see: Agressive mantis
What mantis are doing: Praise the sun
Like true sun bros
00:45 Are you sure about that.
#DarkSouls3
APOOLLLO!
@@lucky_ramen9803 You have just created a new subreddit
As someone who is afraid of mantises, this is indeed intimidating
Also my heart stopped when that green one attacked
Yeah, I'm curious if they can cut human skin
@@joannagruzewska9437yes they can eat through human skin if you don’t move and let ‘em
@@Face-ofboxing But not with their arms? Seems safe enough...
@@joannagruzewska9437 I've been pinched by lots of mantises growing up, it did hurt a bit but they never managed to break skin
@@joannagruzewska9437With their arms? No. Their arms are designed to grab and hold. With their mouth? Yeah I’d assume so, but I’ve never been bitten by one despite handling them a lot as a kid.
He looked so confused when he couldn’t sever your finger
Jackass didn’t care about the hand until there was only one finger
"Oh it smaller now it must be caterpillar now"
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"I got one"
That mantis is me vs life
she there al ladies
Plot twist: Cameraman is holding a gun.
😂
Underrated. This makes me lol xDDD
This is stupid why did I shit myself laughing at this? 😂😂
Plot twist: And Cameraman is Chuck Norris
Thomas Nitta 🤣
Green mantis: *pinches finger*
Finger: *gets loose*
Green mantis: *O H S H I T*
"THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE"
“I mean usually they just... *die* “
"I didn't bring a backup strategy, this is all I have!"
@@RamdozaCh pft-
@@dreamgal558 now laugh
bro is in the mantis hood classic
Roles:
*The Tough guy*
*The Errand boi*
*The Short kid*
*The Side character*
*The President in class*
-\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/-
We have yet to find the protagonist
Ginyu squad
E
@@bluetaigax1747 don't forget the antagonist and the boring side character that no one cares about
It’s amazing that You didn’t point witch is witch and we can totally see it
They look like they’re posing for an album cover
T- Posing
They’re gonna be bigger than the Beatles.
And thats a pretty dope album cover
MrChase115
Lmmfao!!!!! Great pun!!!!! 😂😂😂
MrChase115
awesome pun xD
All are aggressive except for the green one, who looks like it's posing for a cute selfie.
lmaooo
Aren't all green? Or did I miss your joke
@@pikachu-jf2oh Ehm, one is brown, one is white yellow, and the left one has white/red/black on him so nope
@@sergiopepe2210 There are still three green ones
@@pikachu-jf2oh sorry asking but do you have any color condition? there's the green one, esperanza, the white one, brown, little green and the ben 10
Edit: didn't meant to be rude
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
The mantis enemies from fallout would eat the camera man 😂
The level of dominance being asserted is immense.
The small one in the middle: "I am so f*cked up"
Who they asserting dominance at doe?
they are Y posing
AWAKEN, MY MANTIS! AEIEIEI
Stinkende *Pillar men theme aggressively plays*
Mom: why don’t you hang out with the neighbors kids
The neighbors kids:
Idk why this made me laugh so hard
Dont know what your taking about id hang with these units
Sorry I ruined your 269th like.
Chillax007 omg 😂
Your neighbors are praying mantises too, I thought it was just me
"Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave."
0:10
Penguins of Madagascar haha
this is the best comment eveeer :))))))))))))
Lmao😂😂this is awesome
@@canadulce3697 yeah 😂
They look like the Mantis version of the Ginyu Force with those poses. 😂
When you watch too much Kung Fu Panda
Funny because mantis was a Kung Fu warrior.
Benekin's Theatre Exactly
Kapping II lol
+Lone Wanderer
Mantis's Lost Family of Warriors.
LMFAO
These are the most terrifying gang signs I've ever seen in my life
😂😂😂
@@eveoairo Get away from me
I have holy water and I'm not scared to use it
@@mr.potayto2131 Try it
\○/
@@bonzibuddy1469I will never....
\○/
@@mr.potayto2131 \o/
"They are just standing there.....MENACINGLY"
Why does that sound familiar?
Are ya ready kids.... aye aye captian
😂😂🤣🤣🙌🏼
You mean...mantisingly...?
Yeah no don't get up I'll show myself out
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
緑のカマキリだけまだやるの？まあいいかみたいな感じで可愛い
That head tilt from the green Mantis:
"Don't... touch... MEEEEEEE!"
@@Dirty_Bucket Aaactually the reference I went for was the skittles autotune meme. That's the voice I imagined for the green Mantis.
GIMME THOSE SKITTLES!
My sister has one - it flies out of its tank and attacks her every time she goes to feed it - its propper psycho
Omg I fucking love your pfp
@@HSdirectioner5 Mine?
The green one on the right is just like: “guys stop you so this every time, it’s embarrassing”
XD
Is that a Matiș reference from kung fu panda?!?
I can’t understand the joke
This joke gave me stroke.
R/ihavestroke
*crush walks by *
Green mantis: “Omg guys act natural!”
The boys:
This and the comment about the cameraman holding a gun. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
How the class looks when the principal suddenly walks in:
When your trying to teach them YMCA, but they struggle getting past the Y......
Pol Doll lmao
Probably the funniest comment on YouTub😂😂😂😂
I dunno with a little more practise, I think they could get the M.
*WHeeZE*
Pol Doll oh no 666th like Satan is after me
*I don't even Watch Insect videos..*
*RUclips: shut up and Watch the mantis squad*
I'm glad I saw this
😂😂😂
This comment made my day, thank you 😂
Lol
😆
Mantis: \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Na they be like: *Y*
🤣🤣
No
\o/ |o/ ,-o-, \o| ´\o/`
Seems acurate. LMFAO lol😅😅😅
\O/
love the default one getting shy at first
"What's he doing?"
"He's just standing there... menacingly..."
this would make a funny pun if you changed menacing to mantising
@@TheAngelOfTheBottomlessPit spomgebob? I thought it was jojo reference
Some of y'all didn't grow up watching Spongebob and it shows
Wee-woo wee-woo....0:47 WEE-WOO WEE-WOO!!!
AYAYAYAYA! *pillar men theme plays*
They’re like... did you take the picture?
😂
SHATAP GRAMMER NAZI
RaidiaxxGaming shut up*
RaidiaxxGaming grammar*
Burning Gundam *They're
Everybody's gangsta ..till the mantis squad shows up.
Now niggas be begging for mercy
Way to use an increadably overused and played out phrase. You might as well tell people you took an arrow to the knee
@@alexclark4968 I bet they used to be travellers like you. Then they got married (took an arrow to the knee)
@Grass thats u.
Encode Decode you said the n word
They look like a boy band at a live concert and it's the end of the song and they are doing the pose as the crowd goes wild.
"why cant you be normal and go outside just like the other kids"
the kids :
Lol
What kind of ritual were they doing?
“Praise the bug god” They we’re saying in a forbidden language
DEKU IS BEST BOI
@@kingexplosionmurderfuckoff9376 Agree,but your username is got me 😂
That green one is like: woah guys, let's just be cool
When the human tries to poke: BRUH, DONT INSTIGATE
The Caretaker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly wats on my mind hahaha
but three of them are green-
Pretty sure that green one was just trying to eat the other one considering they’re cannibalistic
0:10 nah chill out bruh chill out
The fact that they hadn’t proceeded to beat the hell outta of each other makes me think they are in a gang
ruclips.net/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/видео.html
Gang gang
Wait till they have sex.
@@timidjawa6324 wtf
@@timidjawa6324 don't worry they said no homo
“its high noon” ahh bugs 🙏😭
Hidden scene where the Mantis from Kung Fu Panda teaches his students
Ok then (hahaha see what I did there)
LOL
@@sugastonguetechnologymakes2650 I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THAT XD
🤣🤣🤣
girlfriend: he's probably talking to other girls right now
Me and the bois:
jsjsjsjajjaja
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The silence of the video is somewhat hilarious
@@kevinbishop1634 I agree :p
actually lawled out loud
Everybody gangsta until the *aggressive mantis squad shows up*
They will tear you to pieces.
As a hollow knight player I fear this
cool pic pretty sweet i like it
Lol
Everybody gangsta in mantis squad until one of them gets stepped on
Last time I got this recommended
But this time, I searched for it.
I love how the green one is like:
*"calm down boys, it's ok".*
And later he's like *"Oh no, he moved! I'll take it, boys! You run!"*
0:11
Green one 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its preying mantis
and then it tries to *kill* the guy's/woman's finger
They're not angry, they're waiting on hugs, with arms wide open!..
Ace Jacob awe wholesome
Green boi:(attacks the finger)
It was trying to hug the finger 😆
@@elvisdapanda193 gonna have to agree with you
@@nobodyhome7852 😃
Plot twist: They're posing for the cover art of their new album
Shit's gonna be FIIIRE
Bro not enough likes😂😂
I would pay to go to their concert, and nobody can stop me
I've heard they've released their new song called "Livin' on a Prayer"
"Antics of the mantis"
The new hit band, "The Black Eyed Bugs."
The green one is like the control freak of the group.
Take the damn picture already Carl!!!!!
Ohhhhh da de do da da da doooooo
Who de hey the girl
cooper burtonburger 😂😂😂😂😂
😂👌
Calm down coop and go fight Mr. Kat
lol xd
Guy: * Tap tap *
Green mantis: *So, you have chosen death.*
parents: "why don't you play with the neighbors kids?"
the neighbors kids:
😂😂
@@thomasrockbottom2907 yep
The neighbors kids: doing a seance
m.ruclips.net/video/83cEA0vL1vE/видео.html
@@АрисханАнтонов perfection
i love mantises so much. thank you youtube recommendation algorithm
Humans: T pose for show dominance
Mantis: V pose for show dominance
I was thinking it's more of a Y-pose.
XD no hablo inglés pero concuerdo
More like we pose for show dominance
Y pose
Y 😳🤙
Nature: Defense mode ativated
Humans: Aww, they're doing a group selfie!
You made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😆😄🤣😅😂😆😄🤣😅😂
Everybody is making fun of them, but just wait until they finish summoning Cthulhu...
(Squidward intensifies!!!)
Lol
Which one? Brain of Cthulhu or eye of Cthulhu?
😂😂
@@trevor0078 Not a body part
Just Cythulu itself
陽キャが海に行ってそこで楽しそうに写真を撮る時のポーズ
"Take the fucking picture Carl"
Red Forman DUUUUUUUDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHSGDHHV
Red Forman LMAOO
“It’s a snap video, sorry guys”
Red Forman LMAOOOO
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
0:09 “Calm down, I know this dude "
lmaooo
PLS ksksksk
Kkkkkk
@@drunkcoconut laugh my ass out out out that's what you said
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㄲㅋㅋ
0:09 it's okay homies, i know this guy. Put them thangs down.
*grabs finger in rage*
@@bottomtextgaming1864 *i told you to not come here*
@@zelkk7049 *but I did*
@@bottomtextgaming1864 *so you have chosen death*
*no u*
the green one saying to them: yo bro chill
“Why didn’t you go to the bathroom before lunch?”
The bathroom:
Ok...
too true
😅
What did you do? `=)
What the fuck kind of bathrooms do you have
Touches the big one: “Whatever nerd.”
Touches green one: “HUH!”
"so you have chosen **DEATH**"
Whatever NERDDD
XD
Finger-Izuku
Mantis-Katsuki
does it hurt?
This battle may take a while
Are you Following me or am i Following you?
Morgan Lemons
Do u have a magical sphere that you can see the future and know where I am going to go??? Because seriously everytime that I go read the comments of some video you are there.
Morgan Lemons I swear, you are in every comment section that I look at.
lol u appear on my videos feed but not in my subscription ;)
To everyone wondering if the Lemon overlord is following you he isn't it's all due to the RUclips algorithm.
they look like monsters from some anime. like they have their own unique looks but part of the same crew of invaders.
"If we stand still, he won't see us!"
"Is it working?"
"I think so"
*pokes one of their legs*
"Fuck John I don't think it's worrrkinnnggg"
"Yo homies, take it easy. I'll get rid of him."
"Guys I Cant Get Him Micheal what do we do?"
"Just keep still"
"shhhh shut up Jeff"
Ordinary people in quarantine: *develop themselves, read books, play sports at home*
Me and the boys:
But at least you know what you could be doing instead. Respect. ;)
Here have some eye bleach
ruclips.net/p/PLsXVIOUDxkHdb2bjbVwljEXs0KflLpzI2
1k likes
Wait you’re a mantis?
That jerk friend who never unfreezes you while playing.
Ron Jet playing what?
Rubber Band He's talking about freeze tag. Been decades since I played it.
help they look like little ninjas 😭
They impress
They confess
But most importantly,
They agress
I digress.....
Shit
ok
00:09 Guys, calm down. He's my bro.
Don't touch the one on the left! Whatever you do...DON'T TOUCH THE ONE ON THE LEFT!!! Dude's *strength* level is maxed out AF!!!
Dude be hitting the gym! How's his arm bigger than his body?? 😂
One in the middle invested too much into dexterity...
Bruh thats a female
Oh I thought you were gonna say it’s poisonous or something lmao
naywahn He look like a fully evolved Pokémon 👀
Some real life t-posing 😂
The green one:
*recognizes the cameraman*
Oh shit it's just Frank. Hey guys chill, it's just Frank!
DON'T TOUCH MY FOOT FRANK!
Your comment made my day! xD
Green: Dude calm down *puts hand in brown mantis
Brown: SHUT UP HE'S GONNA NOTICE US *slaps green
Green: AH F*CK THAT HURTS
The way he looks down before he attacks! XD
How dare you insult our worship INFIDEL!
Lmao
"If we just stand still, maybe he won't see us."
Thats more of what a Cockroach would say
They’ve watched too much Jurassic Park.
Perfect.
Dude they throwing gang signs
That salty Peach Funny fucker, ain’t ya.
They are gang signs
That salty Peach LMAOOOO
That salty Peach
*Gucci gang*
The FBI should investigate this and classify them as such
Who would ever think insects could be beautiful.
Fun fact: they’re throwing up gang signs to threaten other mantis gangs.
Oml this fricking killed me
Haha
👌🏾🤞🏾🤙🏾👎🏾👇🏾🖕🏾
Tru
They're like "wassup homie what hood you claim?"
Praying Mantis be like:
*\_•`•_/*
Lol 😂
remove the “no one:” and it will be funny
No, the praying mantis is like:
¯\_〳 •̀ o •́ 〵_/¯
Mr. Anderzun ok?
\_(ツ)_/
So basically this is luranits, fomantis, scyther, scizor and leavanny
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Most accurate name ever given
To this day I will never understand why the Lurantis line is not bug type.
@@bantuboi3131 Its a plant pretending to be a bug. Kind of a reverse situation type thing.
What's this from?
‘Hands up! Who stole the cheese?”