Aggressive Mantis Squad
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- Опубликовано: 2 дек 2017
- Various Praying Mantises
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Name of the game is: "One who moves first becomes food."
Awwww man..
Green one: Nah screw ya’ll I’m strong enough to take that thing down
@@somecharacter01 god of war
Gam3r Mom3nt perfect timing I was just watching someone play that
But the green one move many times
"Agressive Mantis Squad"
The mantises: \o/
/\o/\
Now this is the dope comment 😂
Praise the sun \o/
Its like "Get Stick bugged LOL" and the Pillarmen had a baby...
It's usually to scared predator to thinking that they are bigger than them
I had one mantis. He REALLY liked climbing up me to my face to just stare me in the eyes like "I could do it, you know." Love him/her.
@@KoHcTpyKTop666Cmeptuyes 😂
Aww
Terrifying and adorable
Mantises are great, they’re fierce and silly.
@@KoHcTpyKTop666Cmeptu No, I'm pretty sure they didn't know the gender of the mantis. Could've been a male or female.
"A human! Quick, act natural!"
"If walls could talk"
WHAT? how about if bugs could talk, what are they all thinking right now.
🙌
"Ok everyone, ACT NATURAL"
Everyone:
Underrated
@@Mee-9 no
@@Mee-9 i got nostalgia from reading this
@@goodknightpangestu470 my comment was a day ago mate
commenting so that maybe one day i'll come back
Plot twist: Cameraman is holding a gun.
😂
Underrated. This makes me lol xDDD
This is stupid why did I shit myself laughing at this? 😂😂
Plot twist: And Cameraman is Chuck Norris
Thomas Nitta 🤣
"RECOOME!"
"BURTER!"
"JEICE!"
"GULDO!"
"GINYU!"
"TOGETHER WE ARE, THE GINYU FORCE!"
underrated comment lol... why does time..
YEEEEAAAHHHH
I just posted something about the Ginyu Force but apparently you beat me to it. 😂
*(Tokusentai, Tokusentai)*
Haha! There is even the super short one in there for Guldo representation!
The one on the left with the maroon and white is so alien looking.
Yes !!!!!!
It will resemble a flower when in the correct position (as a form of camouflage).
I had to keep looking at it to see if it was just one or like one and another bug
It's a devil flower mantis!!
From Halo lol
"They are just standing there.....MENACINGLY"
Why does that sound familiar?
Are ya ready kids.... aye aye captian
😂😂🤣🤣🙌🏼
You mean...mantisingly...?
Yeah no don't get up I'll show myself out
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
"Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave."
0:10
Penguins of Madagascar haha
this is the best comment eveeer :))))))))))))
Lmao😂😂this is awesome
@@canadulce3697 yeah 😂
They’re acting like leaves, but it’s not working too well
they're one-trick-mantis
I think they're performing startle displays, which instead of camoflaging them, is meant to make them so striking they startle potential predators.
Dang, i love how the leader is bold enough to strike something 100 times its size.
"have you taken the damn picture already!?"
😂
Lmao taz what it looks like
Awesome name
"Y u always do this to us Joe!?"
“Damnit Joe, this is why we don’t invite you in the picture”
I’m sure the neighborhood isn’t that dangerous
The neighborhood:
Lol
WE MUST SUMMON THE OLD GOD NOW
Animals and plants and fungi and microbes are all amazing! See? They even bring You joy. Please remember to protect the environment, I know you are good people deep inside!
Raise awareness about environmental destruction and global warming, pollution!
Best you leave this town before you get hurt... Boy
I'm sure the children in your friend house isn't that dangerous
The children in his house
Every now and then I see a video like this that reminds me what RUclips was really made for.
That green one is definitely their leader lol
“Did you take the picture yet?”
“Its a video lmaooooo”
Lol
Lol
Lol
Green mantis grabbing him: you son of a..
*B I S C U I T*
The streets are getting more dangerous every day.
Alexia gandara tell me about it lol
Imagine a Black mantis with saggy pants , chains and golden teeth
Why do these mantis not attack each other.? Like they have some kind of understanding of each other. I think of species attack each other.
I absolutely love how well the comment matches your pfp
Ikr
全員に個性があるけどポーズは同じで愛嬌あるのほんと面白い
hey mommy
"Damn bro, you got the whole squad posing."
My five brain cells preparing to say "Present" during attendance:
Lmao
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Most anxious school moment lmao
LOL
Not funny
0:10
"Put down your weapons brothers, the violence is not the answer"
ruclips.net/video/wtbcaWnybzs/видео.html .,.
0:45 "it's the solution"
0:45 *proceeds to attack the finger*
They're all females except the short guy
@@pollymars3776 did you just assume their gender
“English…or…Spanish?” Ahh mantises 😭🙏
0:01 bruh my goofy ahh brain really thought they were gonna do the “ YMCA! “💀
The one on the left looks like it is wearing a large sweater.
looks like an evil smile to me!!
(Either way, he wins)
No
Ikr
Don't let this distract from the fact that I post videos of eggs every single day
@@Sahadi420 yep looked like that skeleton from nightmare before Christmas
This battle may take a while
Are you Following me or am i Following you?
Morgan Lemons
Do u have a magical sphere that you can see the future and know where I am going to go??? Because seriously everytime that I go read the comments of some video you are there.
Morgan Lemons I swear, you are in every comment section that I look at.
lol u appear on my videos feed but not in my subscription ;)
To everyone wondering if the Lemon overlord is following you he isn't it's all due to the RUclips algorithm.
Held at gunpoint, the green mantis still tried to comfort his family. 😂
Mantises are cannibals, so there’s a high chance he was thinking the other ones looked yummy
@@captainbeefster lmfaoo facts
As someone who is afraid of mantises, this is indeed intimidating
Also my heart stopped when that green one attacked
Yeah, I'm curious if they can cut human skin
@@joannagruzewska9437yes they can eat through human skin if you don’t move and let ‘em
@@Face-ofboxing But not with their arms? Seems safe enough...
@@joannagruzewska9437 I've been pinched by lots of mantises growing up, it did hurt a bit but they never managed to break skin
@@joannagruzewska9437With their arms? No. Their arms are designed to grab and hold. With their mouth? Yeah I’d assume so, but I’ve never been bitten by one despite handling them a lot as a kid.
The green mantis skin is free, the others are paid DLC.
Slavko 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Each skin costs 20 dollars with 5 dollar tax
Ikr
Slavko hahaha thank you
😂😂😂😭
"Take the fucking picture Carl"
Red Forman DUUUUUUUDE HAHAHAHAHAHAHSGDHHV
Red Forman LMAOO
“It’s a snap video, sorry guys”
Red Forman LMAOOOO
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
“AYO POSE FOR THE PIC”
Me n the boys:
"Don't worry, brothers! Human skin is just as soft as our prey!"
*The finger got loose and left unscathed*
"WITCHCRAFT!!"
They’re like... did you take the picture?
😂
SHATAP GRAMMER NAZI
RaidiaxxGaming shut up*
RaidiaxxGaming grammar*
Burning Gundam *They're
Mantis: \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
Na they be like: *Y*
🤣🤣
No
\o/ |o/ ,-o-, \o| ´\o/`
Seems acurate. LMFAO lol😅😅😅
\O/
How the class looks when the principal suddenly walks in:
Mantis: That giant goblin has returned. Quickly, pretend to be salad!
Legend says they’re still waiting for their picture to be taken.
RUclips5000 😂😂😂
The green one gave up
Adam Buentello right lol. Idk how they got so many likes when the joke was already made....by the top commenter
Ahhahaha you are absolutely right
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mom: why don’t you hang out with the neighbors kids
The neighbors kids:
Idk why this made me laugh so hard
Dont know what your taking about id hang with these units
Sorry I ruined your 269th like.
Chillax007 omg 😂
Your neighbors are praying mantises too, I thought it was just me
bro is in the mantis hood classic
Goku is asking for everyone's energy for spirit bomb
Everybody gangster until they all start flying.
True thou, I would scream xD
@@cappuccinocappy can mantises fly?
or does shy gal tells a joke about flying mantises?
@@mr.technicalisolate9188 male mantis can fly but not the females they are to heave
Core Gamer yeah I actually saw one flying its terrifying when you thought they don’t fly
@@cappuccinocappy oh shi-
That head tilt from the green Mantis:
"Don't... touch... MEEEEEEE!"
@@Dirty_Bucket Aaactually the reference I went for was the skittles autotune meme. That's the voice I imagined for the green Mantis.
GIMME THOSE SKITTLES!
My sister has one - it flies out of its tank and attacks her every time she goes to feed it - its propper psycho
Omg I fucking love your pfp
@@HSdirectioner5 Mine?
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
The one mantis tries to calm the other two “be still my brothers it’s not worth the fight”
Praying Mantis be like:
*\_•`•_/*
Lol 😂
remove the “no one:” and it will be funny
No, the praying mantis is like:
¯\_〳 •̀ o •́ 〵_/¯
Mr. Anderzun ok?
\_(ツ)_/
The green one on the right is just like: “guys stop you so this every time, it’s embarrassing”
XD
Is that a Matiș reference from kung fu panda?!?
I can’t understand the joke
This joke gave me stroke.
R/ihavestroke
i love mantises so much. thank you youtube recommendation algorithm
They look like a boy band at a live concert and it's the end of the song and they are doing the pose as the crowd goes wild.
lmao when the green one grabbed him. like whats he gonna do? eat the camera man? i aspire to have his self confidence one day.
Well they do eat small animals and birds so it wouldn't be so far fetched
@@kinkedwinter0312 yea i saw one ate a lizard once and i was so confused because it was bigger than the mantis. Im just wondering wether the mantis actually thought he could eat the human or just saw something move and wanted to try it out
@@novapellaers7666 probably the second option it's saw something new and wanted to try it
Yum
Camera man always lives.
When you watch too much Kung Fu Panda
Funny because mantis was a Kung Fu warrior.
Benekin's Theatre Exactly
Kapping II lol
+Lone Wanderer
Mantis's Lost Family of Warriors.
LMFAO
They look like the Mantis version of the Ginyu Force with those poses. 😂
they look like monsters from some anime. like they have their own unique looks but part of the same crew of invaders.
What everyone see: Agressive mantis
What mantis are doing: Praise the sun
Like true sun bros
00:45 Are you sure about that.
#DarkSouls3
APOOLLLO!
@@lucky_ramen9803 You have just created a new subreddit
FBI: FBI, Open Up!
Mantis Squad: 🙆♀️🙆♂️
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COPYRR
I CANT-
Got it at a thousand likes
Woah it’s you
Me and the homies when the cops finally arrive at the scene
what are they plotting 💀
For a second it looks like the green one turns to the others to stop them.
"It's alright, this one's cool."
And then she's the first to lose her shit lol
I think it was a fight that was interrupted
@@informedconsumer5293 or a dance contest
Their all female except the one in the middle. Their fighting for one guy!
Bunny Cake oh damn how did you know? 😂
parents: "why don't you play with the neighbors kids?"
the neighbors kids:
😂😂
@@thomasrockbottom2907 yep
The neighbors kids: doing a seance
m.ruclips.net/video/83cEA0vL1vE/видео.html
@@user-yv5qw6vn8n perfection
"EVERYBODY LOVES KUNG-FU FIGHTINGGGG"
FAST AS LIGHTNINGGGG
🎵Those kicks were fast as lightniiiing 🎶
They was, they was!
Eat crickets, sleep, rave, repeat
Is that supposed to be their motto?
@@LoraineMabale-rj8jk it is for the ones that go clubbing 🤣
Fun fact, their all trying to make themselves look bigger so they don’t get eaten by each other
I was wondering cuz I was like "don't mantises eat each other?"
Damn, that smallest one is outta luck then
But they're all looking at the camera dude
well thats quite funny taking their size difference into account haha! Look at 'im tiny boy go!
Lol
Dude, I got those action figures too!
AquaticNeptune those are real
Tyranno dinolol you obviously don't know a joke when you see one..
Tyranno dinolol r/whoosh
XD
OH BOY I HAVE THEM TOO
GOT THEM FROM WALMART.
Greeny real can't tell from the other stiffs.
They all look so epic with those ninja poses!!! 🔥🔥
The thecher: raise your hand if you wanna grilled cheese. The students:
Therapist: Mantis Gang isn’t real, they can’t hurt you
Mantis Gang:
Law and order
That mantis legit tried to eat his finger lol
Mantis OG BROO 😎😎😎😎💀😈😈🤙
@@ibrahimkayikci2146 to be fair the finger started it.
mantis crimes are considered especially heinous
0:09 it's okay homies, i know this guy. Put them thangs down.
*grabs finger in rage*
@@bottomtextgaming1864 *i told you to not come here*
@@zelkk7049 *but I did*
@@bottomtextgaming1864 *so you have chosen death*
*no u*
idk how that guy is so calm. second that thing touches me id be screaming and waving my arm around trying to get it off.
“I believe we are dealing with at least 5 enemy stand users. They could be anyone”
They look like they’re posing for an album cover
T- Posing
They’re gonna be bigger than the Beatles.
And thats a pretty dope album cover
MrChase115
Lmmfao!!!!! Great pun!!!!! 😂😂😂
MrChase115
awesome pun xD
They can defeat Thanos, I believe in them
They are the chosen ones, they cam bring loki back
They heard Mantis died and they're hecking M A D
Lol
Lol 👍🏻
@Tim Simut
He's funny
“Shadow wizard money gang, we love casting spells” I don’t know why but somehow that is what this reminds me of.
Oh my god Thats a amazing aggressive mantis squad
It looks like you stumbled into something you're not supposed to see, some sort of dark mantis ritual.
They're summoning pizza
PRAISE THE SUN
And then the green one tries to kill him for seeing too much.
Dusk Geist they are summoning john cena
Theyre summoning mantisatan
These are the most terrifying gang signs I've ever seen in my life
😂😂😂
@@eveoairo5174 Get away from me
I have holy water and I'm not scared to use it
@@mr.potayto2131 Try it
\○/
@@bonzibuddy1469I will never....
\○/
@@mr.potayto2131 \o/
When a ufo crashes in your back yard, and you go back there to check it out….
So cute ~w~
"Together we are... The Ginyu Force!"
I cried laughing omg
The Dragon Ball Z
Guldo! Jeice! Burter! Recoome! Ginyu!
I can see Guldo 🤣
Tokusentai !
Tokusentai!
Tokusentai!
Green mantis: *pinches finger*
Finger: *gets loose*
Green mantis: *O H S H I T*
"THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE"
“I mean usually they just... *die* “
"I didn't bring a backup strategy, this is all I have!"
@@RamdozaCh pft-
@@dreamgal558 now laugh
Maybe they are just happy to see you and want a hug?
I've loved mantises ever since I was a kid. I must have been around five when my mom found a mantis egg case in her garden. We took it home and kept an eye on it until it hatched, dozens if not hundreds of tiny mantises pouring out, which we then released back into the garden.
Hell, my favorite Pokmeon is a praying mantis. Admittedly, one with scythes for arms, but still, a mantis.
0:09 “Calm down, I know this dude "
lmaooo
PLS ksksksk
Kkkkkk
@@drunkcoconut laugh my ass out out out that's what you said
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㄱㄲㅋㅋ
No one:
Mantis: \o/
7_0_/`
R/funnyjoke
@@sterbenkayasy9795 r/ihavereddit
@@sterbenkayasy9795 r/itsrnotR
@@gary52787
R/risR
Coolest creatures in the whole world bros got em like action figures 😂
Oh shit, turn back; IT'S THE GINYU FORCE!
Imagine opening your room door and seeing this
"HAIL THE MANTIS!"
I wouldn't risk it.
no longer my room.
@@sp00kssaj88 bout to get jumped
Time to get a new room, this one's burning
everyone: posing for the camera*
the green mantis: guys guys i don't think he's taking pictures
Greens their manager, dude my boys are posers, not dancers take the pic already... but hey WTF you doin man ? no touchy , don't wanna go kung fu panda on you.
@@lp9194 I laughed way harder then I should've from this comment
LMAO
Whats even funnoer is that you can even see him realizing that and turns to the rest while poking them like he's saying. "Guys, i dont think this is going to plan"
The green boi tried eating him, shows that mantises have the largest balls in the world.
the green one was like "alr yall calm down human nice " LOL
初手で緑のやつが
周りなだめたんかと思たら
1番先に手出す特攻隊長だった
The green one stopped for a sec and was like “damn how did y’all get that armor ? “
Love your profile picture and Lionel Richie! Love oldies in general
Kha'Zix is sad about not getting his kill
He hasn't finished all of his quests yet
He is level one
Me and the boys playing an mmorpg but they get the good shit
“People of Earth, Lend me your energy”
The praying mantis is my favorite insect. Their posture and stance makes them look menacingly.
girlfriend: he's probably talking to other girls right now
Me and the bois:
jsjsjsjajjaja
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The silence of the video is somewhat hilarious
@@kevinbishop1634 I agree :p
actually lawled out loud
Those are some gorgeous creatures.
:hands up ya'll!!!"
The green one was trying to calm them down XD
LOL
hes telling the bois a plan
@@gamelover1779 v.g.h aghsl ghssss ghshgghssgsahghhhgbagghhggggh dh h Hg ahhhhhgshgg hggg sghagggg gs ghhhh hh hshhdgh gg aggghs ghhg s sss
@@gamelover1779 ag s. gggg
@@gamelover1779 00
This is the Ginyu Squad reincarnated in mantis form.
Underrated Comment
This was my first thought lmao
you mean ginyu force
They all got their bodies switched apparently
Man of culture right here
my Kenshi chatacters waiting for my trader character on the middle of the town
We all have the one short guy in the squad
When your trying to teach them YMCA, but they struggle getting past the Y......
Pol Doll lmao
Probably the funniest comment on YouTub😂😂😂😂
I dunno with a little more practise, I think they could get the M.
*WHeeZE*
Pol Doll oh no 666th like Satan is after me
*I don't even Watch Insect videos..*
*RUclips: shut up and Watch the mantis squad*
I'm glad I saw this
😂😂😂
This comment made my day, thank you 😂
Lol
😆