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- Опубликовано: 5 мар 2018
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It hurts my heart that Shane thinks he's so ugly when he is literally so beautiful.
Tracey Sovine Shane is high key adorable. Especially when he laughs
I feel the same way😕
Tracey Sovine fax
Like seriously, he has really pretty blue eyes and it overall an adorable cinnamon roll!
He is cute and has a great personality, he's actually perfect
If the sunshine was a person, it would be Garret.
He's a Hufflepuff we do that
As a slytherin i would protecct him with mah life
emo_ kid it would be Hoseok-
emo_ kid I luv your shoto todoroki profile pic
@@ochacouraraka361 oh well, thank you
Garrett is that friend we all want but we don't have
then YOU'LL just have to be that friend.
No
When you ARE that friend: 😁
@@Tntwnstudis SAME
why arent they friends anymore ?
*The fact that Shane managed to become so attractive after high school is inspiring for me,·-·,*
Tundra Flower G a c h a
Kai Fujisaki HAHAH-
, °-°, lol how u do that
Damn I must be in an alternate universe or something because EW I’m nasty
itsss ;-;
I would’ve never considered Garrett to be fat, even in his old pictures.
He’s just a thicc boi
Same
Mylifeisalie Wooow yeah he isn’t fat
He's just tall and has a thicc build but he aint that fat
5k Subscribes with no videos challenge
exactly!
Garrett: “I actually liked him. I think there was a connection”
Me when a stranger opens the door for me.
Hahahahaha legit though
𝙼𝙴𝙴𝙴𝙴- 𝚡𝙳
Pisces to everyone
SAME
me seeing a cute girl at a restaurant who smiles at me because I was staring at her 😳 my life is sad
When Shane put the jacket he looked like he was wearing a skirt lol
THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING
You literally took the words outta my mouth! He looked low-key good though
@@cupofmoss1007 High key
6:43 “Bald, Fat, Dead”
Now that’s a book title.
Yes just yes
My life story
Fat,cry,eat :D
Sounds like Trisha Paytas autobiography about her exes 😂
The three stages of life
1. Fat
2.bald
3.dead
I like how death is a stage of life
Yes queen 👑
Omg
I’ll be all of these soon
@@basicallystevenuniverse511 Are you sarcastic? Death actually is a stage of life
Shane: "I'm getting uglier every second today'
Me: Same lol
Alondra Banda ikr
I'm getting fatter each second
Uhh have you looked in a mirror you girls are soo pretty
@@cindypinal9302 thx gurllll
Zaaaaammmeeeee🙋🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🙏
Garret is like the personification of wholesome.
Skinny people have body issues too! Constantly being told you look “too skinny” or unhealthy when that’s just the way you naturally are is also really hard to deal with.
Exactly! Especially when people have really fast metabolism because its hard for them to gain weight on their own
@@Mars-ns6je i have that same exact problem, i literally get nagged by my relatives to put on weight and i tried to binge eat but it doesnt work... and i actually find myself LOSING weight which is super scary
@@pusheenn1847 I'm sorry to hear that🥺 but don't worry I'm going through it too, We'll get through this together🤗
@@pusheenn1847 do you go to the th doctors for check ups? My sister in law had that same problem and ended up having to growth on her thyroid which was making it produce too much hormone. I hope you don't have that problem though just be safe. ❤️
@@rebeccaspratling2865 im not sure because here in asia it's actually quite common for people to have high metabolism... but I'm open to checking up with a doctor after corona is over
Shane: I'm uncomfortable in my body...
Garrett: I named your dog! Hi yogurt!
Go-gurt
The strawberry kind😂😂😂
Lol 😂
Loooooool
He's such a spaz, in a good way 😅
Lol
Everyone ships Shane with Ryland, but I ship Shane with his hatred for Harry Potter
i thought garret shiped harry potter and shane + garret= love
Omg am I the only one that’s seen the signs of that relationship likeee
300 likes
Evergrimm wait people ship Garrett and Ryland? 😳
what is this reply section? ryland and shane are in a happy relationship and its rude to say that you think they should be with someone else.
Bald Fat Dead sounds like the name of a really good Netflix show and I would for sure watch it
Same
Lol
It sounds like it's about a dead guy who's bald and fat
How Garret actually died: *Ryland sat on him*
GENIOUS
@@BGCbutRUclips genius*
@@justtheboys0171 thank you
“He goes into the baby section, I go into the bed sheets section” 😂😂😂
Lol same
Monica Gartner me
Monica Gartner 😂😂😂 yes hilarious
Me with my friends
Hm I go in the bed sheet section too.🙃
The clickbait killed me
Edit: FUCK 1 FUCKING THOUSAND LIKRS... I'M SHOOK
Comedien Popcorn BISH SAME
:P
Same
Oh crap..thanks for saving me from a heart attack.
Comedien Popcorn sssssaaaaammmmmeeeee
Garret is too good for us. We don't deserve him.
literally no one :
Garrett: DiD YoU GeT mEEEEEEEE a HoUsE
AHAHAHA
i literally read that sentence in garret's voice lmao
Ryland: Gay
Garrett: Super-Gay
Andrew: Giggles
Shane: Slowly Dying
Me: Wishes I had a life
Hotel?:Trivago
Regan Byrne
Oh Oh Oh: Ozempics!
Comments like this that give me hope
i feel like ryland is the super gay one
Regan Byrne Ditto
"Did you get a house?" Ryland's ready to be wifed up *Shane*
Miss Houston wow 261 likes in a matter of 6minutes.. what am I doing wrong.
Flowerylisi Gamer *378 in 6 mins😱
Jaida Moore 602 in 8 minutes
Well uh that preview has me nervous.
I am literally dying over garret in Shane’s shirt I can’t stop laughing 😂
Same
I've rewatched it like a dozen times. 😂 It's become my comfort scene whenever I'm sad.
Garret: “I actually liked him! There was a connection!”
*Me when a waiter at a restaurant gives me some pasta*
shane: how are you feeling?
andrew: okay
shane: what's that like?
OMG
Kieron Aladdin omg same
Relatable 😂
Kieron Aladdin hotel: trivago
Jemima Winston not the time
“That’s a person name, might as well name her Linda.”
After years of confusion I can now safely identify as a person 😂
#metoo
Linda Monroe How old are you? Someone said, “Tell me one person named Linda who’s under the age of 40. Exactly.”
Just turned 30! I have never met someone my age with my name.
LimzVlogz Oh wow
Me too lol
Who’s all watching in there house during quarantine in 2020
I'm sorry but I love shane, he has helped me through so much! I really hope he is okay. I feel like jeffree played shane like a pawn and shane thought he really cared about him.... all of his "friends" not speaking out for him after he literally saved so many youtubers careers is unbelievable to me.
offensive jokes are touchy for many people. i appreciate that type of humor. but if you want to gain millions of subs and maintain them you have to be as inoffensive as possible. like liz bug, his ex, she cannot say "oh thats just shane's personality. shane is harmless. he just enjoys crude humor. leave him alone." he lost 2 million. all she has is 2 million. so she has to say what appears morally correct, ''what he said was not ok blah blah blah accountability and apologize."
it all seems to be about business, noting personal just money. i know he went in it thinking he could make money and have fun but getting involved with jefree was the only mistake he made. strategically released years old 'serious clips' came to light again, at a time when people are extra extra sensitive. its not like jeffree has a great reputation. he can defend shane and not get ruined, but he isn't so that makes me think he might have something to do with it.
Absolutely feel you. This Gen Z cancel sh*t has got to go. Shane is amazing.
Shane raised me when my parents couldn't, I love shane 🤧❤
You don’t have to apologize I have always stood up for Shane. He makes my day... I think people over reacted to jokes in poor taste. Everything he did at 21 (still young) was immature and tasteless. That was how the humor was then. Sorry not sorry. I love Shane.
Linzi Chenault right? Lol. We never canceled people 10 years ago. It’s so annoying now.
*Where can I purchase a Garrett*
You can but he is 1billion dollar you can buy it on cuteness .com
Purple Pitbulls dollar store
???
ME
Purple Pitbulls me 😂
When she took the clip from Garret my heart broke lol
Same 😭😭😭
@Elksie You can hear her ask before taking it. It's sad but i wouldn't call her rude
Elksie to be fair it’s her hair clip-
Same tho lol 😂😂😂
Garret's world exploded he wanted that clip so bad
Garrett with his hair up is the cutest shit ever
6:47 is it just me or when Shane said “team insecurities!” he sounded just like cosmo from fairly odd parents.
Kinda
Sounds like when conan does that voice he always does
“How are you feeling?” “Ok” “what’s that like?”
Why is that such a mood for me 😂😂
i feel
Garret's laugh is legit the most adorable thing on the internet
Andrew and garrets laughs are
Adorable
honestly, I miss this Shane & squad type of video so much
I miss this...
Same.
My heart broke when Garrett couldn't keep the hair clip & was too scared to ask 😂😂😂
Alejandra Rodriguez sameee:(
Alejandra Rodriguez Same oh my god 😭
I COULD SEE THAT CLIFFHANGER COMING FROM A MILE AWAY AND I WAS STILL MAD WHEN IT HAPPENED
Fr😂😂
Same
I miss these collabs. I’m glad Shane is back. I’ve been binging all of his videos the past two days
"Team Insecurities"... Finally, a team I can be a part of😂
This is crazy: Shane is like “IM so fat!” “Ugh I can’t I’m so ugly and fat!” When he’s actually the most unique awesome and amazing person, His personality and faces are the cutest things!
Yes!!!!❤
Grea
t advice high lisa simpson!
i thought shane was going to say hes been wearing a wig the whole time or the past years
Same
So did everyone else
SAME
tae's girl me too
Same
Shane Dawson 2018- “Maybe I should just shave my head” that’s literally everyone in 2020
Do you think britney spears said thar
👰🏻♂️👰🏻♂️
"The point of this was to make people feel my pain and instead I'm just feeling more pain!" #tanamongeau #tanacon
Shane: "so obviously u guys know i have issues"
Garret and Ryland: "nO wAy!!"
:)
me and friends
"Everyone open up your butts"
- Shane Dawson
Savannah Ellis the funny thing is when I read that comment he said that sskskskskk
Wait does he say butts??? Doesn’t he say books???
21:27 yes he says butts
Okay buddy...😂
was i the only one that read it like a song?
i miss shane sm not even gonna lie
same
No one:
Not even a cricket:
Shane: that's a qUoTEeEEEeE
LMAO I WAS GONNA COMMENT ABOUT THAT
“He’s little and we’re BIG”- Garret Watts
I wish Shane could see how amazing he is on the outside and the inside! 😭❤️
Monica Gartner ikr!
Ikr
Shane is just trying to be funny but thanks for being nice to him👍
Cleveland is better K.D chokes. True, but u could see he is sensitive about his body
EllyChan :p Very True
Garrett casing Shane while Shane’s screaming “ew ew EW EW EEEEWWW” is everything 😂
"I'm getting uglier every second today, what's going on?" 15:02
*Me*
The look of low-key sadness on Garret's face when she took the hair clip made me wanna cry! lmao
Snikkle Fritz timestamp
17:19
I know right. I think it was more embarrassed sadness, though, which is worse.
I love how he calls it the hairs clips lol with a Ss
shane: “i think you might be grosser than me”
also shane: *pees in a cup*
M
Yep
Stella K A cup would be classy. He pies in a freaking GaToRaDe BoTtLe.
Also shane: keeps that bottle of pee in that car
i miss these videos so much:(
When I saw the thumbnail I was like “WIG SNATCHED!”
"wig.. INsINERATED"
Title: The Truth
Shane: HAIIIII
shuyi shoe 👠 👟 👞
Tbh Shane is so freaking attractive personality face body laugh everything
Lauren Werner ikr ?
um yes b i love shane always have always will
I love Shane for his humour and how different him and his friend issssss
He isn’t like attractive
AMD HIS FACE ???????????
Jk he’s cute
IKR I find him fine
Lauren Werner Yaaaas I agree with you so much!
Shane is so attractive, he’s my international super crush 😍❤️💕💋
@shanedawson
Garrett: Look can I just show you this, little dog, he looks like a bug. Idk why that part made me cryyyytt🥺😩❤️
this will forever be my comfort video
GARRETT LITERALLY EMBODIES A RAY OF SUNSHINE ☀️☀️☀️☀️☀️
If he fucks me thatll burn me. Better squirt some sunscreen into my ass.
SIRAH OMFG 😂😂😂
my favourite part of the newer videos is andrew laughing in the background
Kiarnii Miller Honestly same
Right??? Like I love that he finds Shane so funny
Ryland would be happily dressed in Japan!
Kiarnii Miller 2 True!!!!!
Tbh, Same.
I have seriously binge watched almost every single one of your videos since the lock down! Absolutely love your videos. I rather watch your videos than Anyone else ❤️🤣❤️
i miss this shaneeeee. he should post more like thissss. the iconic gasp after saying anything always makes me laugh and shoot when i’m sad. i love u shane❤️❤️❤️
How does one adopt a Garrett
At your nearest dollar tree
Lmao Garrett=Morty
Stand outside the entrance to Harry Potter world at universal with a trail of snacks leading to a large box. If you throw in a phone playing Chamber of secrets inside the chances of successful capture are increased to 95%
Raquel Ramirez also the snacks must be cheezits
I would adopt him too - 🤗
WE MISS YOU SHANE! 💛❤️💚💜💙
Marce Lata and is racist
Gosh I love Shane’s personality it’s so attractive
LIVING for Andrew's little behind-the-camera giggles 😂
Ink & Moon same
"Might as well name her Linda." 😂😂😂😂😂
This is literally my favorite video EVER I watch it over & over every year ❤️❤️
Garrett's laugh gives me such a serotonin boost 😃💜🖤💜🖤
Bald fat and dead sounds like a Netflix documentary series lol
xohillary ur right lol
WHAT A FUCKING MOOD
Thats my mood, lmao
When this is more real than Laura Lee’s apology video
I choked on my tea
I see a Phillip???
LMAO
Teaaaa
And infinitely more watchable
aww looking back at these videos just tug at my heart strings.. crazy how things happen. :c i almost teared up seeing garret going into shane's shirt and how much fun they were having ow my heart :c i love yall.
I will always love you Shane, you helped me and everyone else through so much ❤️
Same here, im only confident in my wn body because of him 🤧♥️
Preach sis 🙌
SAME ❤️ I really miss him and hope he doesn’t fully quit RUclips.
I'm not one of those people who says 'oMg iT wAs iN tHe pAsT', I understand what he's done and it's wrong but I'm not ready to stop watching him because of this :(
Oh my god, Garrett and the camera man’s laugh actually gives me life🙌🏼🙌🏼
Emily Mills his names Andrew
Emily Mills ANDREWWW
Emily Mills i
Andrew*
Calm down people maybe shes a new subscriber!!
Andrew's laugh is everything ✨🌷
Mia Andrew is everything
Mia omg ikr
I used to hate Harry Potter but oh my God, I fell in love. I now know how Garrett feels when he finds people who love Harry Potter
Okay ima rant for a minute so here we go. First of all I know it's late but if you fell down a hole watching old shane videos at 3 AM like I am and you happen to be reading this, I have a message for you.I truly genuinely with all my little heart that every single person reading this is beautiful. Everyone reading this has a beautiful body. A beautiful face. a beautiful skin tone. A beautiful personality. A beautiful future. You are all truly amazing and beautiful people and you deserve to think that about yourself. Because at the end of the day, nobody cares. Most of the people who are making fun of you for those things dont actually genuinely care about whatever it is they are getting down on you about. Bc idk abt you but I have never been walking out one day and been like eew that person is fat. Because I don't care and no one else should either. They are just trying to say things to make you feel bad. But don't let them. And I know for a fact that it isnt easy to do. Easier said than done for sure. But I want you to do what makes you you. Not the you other people want you to be. So style your hair the way you want and do your makeup the way you want and dress the way you want. Just do whatever you want. This is the only life ur gonna get as far as we know so dont spend it being someone everyone else wants you to be. You are living this life for you not other people so don't let them tell you what to be. Be who you want. Everyone reading this is beautiful and loved. And someone out there would be lost without you so dont leave them alone. And shane, you are beautiful. Ryland obviously thinks you're beautiful. Every comment I have read says you are beautiful. I think you're beautiful. So dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
Ya ok that's all if you took the time to read this thank you. And I promise it will get better eventually. You are beautiful and you are loved. Stay strong ❤❤❤
TinTin 1230 thank you 💖 this is such a great comment and so true! You seem like a beautiful person!
TinTin 1230 okay how doesn’t this have more likes ur so sweet xxx
Words can’t change how I think.
TALK SISTA
I started crying
Also, Andrew laughing and low-key lookin' like a ginger snac as usual, huh
Ginger snack 😄😄 i love it
“Yea, cuz Ryland’s little and we’re BIG.”
0ver th1nker yeah a bit lol
His best physical feature is his eyes. They're beautiful shade of blue and they are shaped nicely too. Shane also has a great smile. I wish that he thought more highly of himself 😭
yeah shanes blue/ green eyes are gorgeous and garrets cute ass smile is literally ":D"
There is nothing good about this pandemic quarantine but discovering his channel during this crazy ass time, has made my days so much more tolerable. Thank you shane!
The cult leader part KILLS ME every time
SAME
ME TOO, I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED LAUGHING
I know me too
The real challenge is try not to laugh at 2:00 am
LOL
Sameeee
*Balding countdown*
2018- 10 years
2019- 9 years
*I’ll be back in 2020*
I'm living for this countdown
See ya in a year
I’m tired lol
i'll come back to this vid every year then
Okay, I'll be back in a year to comment this again.
XP
Anyone here 2021😳😳😳😳
My whole recommend it full of Shane. ALL OF IT!
I'm actually happy with my recommendations now, you've done good RUclips
Thumbnail already has me shook.
Tori Jones LOL
Tori Jones I have him on Snapchat #spoiler
Same, my wig was snatched when I saw his wig snatched
It's clickbait
Andrew laughing and giggling behind the camera was too cute
garret was so sweet omg and so was Shane he’s perfect just the way he is
2018 Shane was a great time
9:54 "Oh I forgot, does anyone want some gummy worms?"- Garrett 😂😂 so adorable
He is 😭😭
eliana sved what did we do to deserve him
eliana sved so in love with him 😍
Garret is like a big teddy bear I just wanna hug him forever
same-
ME
SAME
A gay teddy bear but At the same time I do love Harry Potter
Teehe
Loved this!!🥹🫶🏽💕
Ryland: your not fat. Shut up
Me: *relationship goals*
I hate when Shane talks down on himself cause he’s not ugly and he has the best personality like who wouldn’t love him💗
StyleByJenny __ ikr
Queen ikr
Jimmy Myer uhhhh...this isn’t Shane.
StyleByJenny __ he’s hotter than all the boys in my class
Jazmin Darling I know right😍
Shane. You’re FUCKING going to be remembered. Don’t even.
Like.
Don’t.
I mean, everyone is forgotten at some point.
shorty_cake _ no shit. Shane’s always been dramatic. Not like either of those statements had to be spelled out, Captain obvious. 😂
Amin yashed
Well right now yes, but after he stops making videos (which will most likely if not definitely be quite a bit before he dies) then slowly he'll be forgotten and the only thing left would be his videos which one day might just be gotten rid of if RUclips dies out which it probably will a long time in the future, or when humans are dead along with just about every other creature on Earth.
Shane means SO much to me I don’t even know where I would be without him and this videos💛🧡 PlZ never change💛🧡
LOVE U GARRET 💜💜💜💜
Shane you make people so happy and you always make me smile (and die laughing whenever you do something funny) every time I watch your videos, you just need to remember that you make people happy and you are perfect the way you are ❤️
“I think I look like a gay, evil genius! I think I look like a cult leader!”
Gee I love Sasha Velour
I’M DONE
Piper • Fucking MARRY ME
gender is a construct tear it apart !!!!!!
Piper • you are the top comment 😂
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