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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
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Is your mum an alien? Because she's out of this world, if you know what I mean.
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When they said english is a universal language I didnt know how literally they meant it
Its dimensional language apparently
How does that come as a surprise? Ever heard of the British Empire?
Well, this obviously proves that Queen Elizabeth II is immortal and she will rebuild the British Empire and conquer the universe...
Probably some time travel shenanigans, like we colonised them ages ago and they didn’t realise they were a similar race evolved over millions of years.
U know, the northern hemisphere of Neptune is actually called British Neptunian Territory, so yeah, they pretty much colonized the solar system
This was fucking brilliant.
+Utorak007 welcom 2 our plan3t
Utorak007 666th like
*Replies are missing*
That's exactly what I said.
That's what she said
Mostly when we picture alien civilisations, we imagine them to either destroy us or help us, if they would even care to communicate. However the possibility of Earth getting peer pressured into doing sketchy shit is probably my favorite. Good stuff, exurb1a.
For real 😂😂
Actually it worked pretty well so how about we switch around those movie stereotypes and I become the over powered colonizer instead, huh?
It's actually a very real possibility tbh..
@@Puppeteer_in_the_Void We have two Avatar Movies if you're into that sort of thing
I really like the way he says “hellloooo” and “hiiiii” .-.
same, was gonna like but i cant because you have 169 likes so i cant break 69
I agree
Omg hes awsome in every way
Lol
Heluuuuuuuuu
When you delete system32 but you have Windows 7 as a backup
*"We're Gods now so we thought that we might as well conquer the known galaxy"*
*OH FUCK*
@Vayne Carudas Solidor you mean hairless monkeys?
@@SergioapjChannel hairless suicidal nuclear monkeys
@@_electrogen_181 hairless suicidal nuclear monkeys ruled over by lizard people
When you delete system 32 but have Linux as an alt backed up to USB
Starring:
Earth as himself.
Saturn as The Unknown Jerk Planet
and the special appearance of Mars as Arrakis.
idk i love this comment
With a guest cameo from alderan
@@oleandre_7816 Yeah....About that...
Earth as *themselves
We don't wanna assume their gender now, do we?
@@WaaDoku Ha. Ha. Ha.
The fact that the aliens say "Jesus Christ" is beyond me
Jesus Christ 2 coming to a theater near you
explain dis, atheists
Yup
Oh no... the mormons were right...
Are you trying to say that there isn't a planet full of Mexicans floating somewhere in space. Because Jesus is a very popular name.
Way funnier than I expected when I clicked, so glad I did.
he doesn't do clickbait, but god damn is the content good. I guess it works as clickbait if you know the channel
Yeah thats ROFL Im still rollin.
@@zawsrdtygbhjimokpl6998 his channel name is the clickbait itself
As so as all os its videos
Saturn: Wanna time travel? Press Alt+F4
Earth: OK
Earth left the server
Earth has joined the server
Earth: We're gods now
*several people are typing*
Earth has joined the server
Earth: /godmode
*> Earth has joined the server*
*> Earth is now rank: Admin*
[Admin] Earth: Oh hi guys...
Saturn: *surprised pikachu face*
earth rejoins the server with admin mode
𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐉𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄.
1 kilo of antimatter, particle collider, fire beam at planets core...
Sounds legit
Willy Wanka well it turned out to be legit
Imposter.
Nukemap that shit it kills everything
Very
@@lilcuz7763 naw man it would make a huge explosion, thats what happens when antimatter interacts with regular matter
The antimatter thing worked guys and this time it’s totally about insurance...
Insurance that we won’t turn you to space dust. We own you now bye.
Accipiter_Ater yep.
When you go into an online chat for the first time when you’re only 11.
PizzaHut Honoka
lmfao
Highly accurate
litteraly me
just press alt F4
@@skyking0356 but it turns on your hacks
"What do you press for time travel?"
"Alt-f4"
Connor Kitchen "We're gods now. "
Gcraft 2.0
"OOOHHH FUCK."
"Delete System 32"
''even stronger''
CTRL Z
GOLD, loved it :D
+The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs Pshh, back to War Thunder with you! I expect more videos!
^^
+The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs didn't expect you here
The fuck are you doing here ? That's one unexpected sight.
douchebag chocolat, trust me, he's cool. For a weeb.
This video made me xenophobic
Glory to the Imperuim
Aye, xenos are a treacherous bunch.
FOR THE EMPRAAAA
♫Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year.♫
We are the angels of death!
Im getting Stelaris vibes here.
3:22 “All the Ice-caps are melting-“ can’t blame the aliens on that one.
That was so damn funny when Earth say the ice caps have melted LMAO!!!
Or can we
Pranking A Planet Whose Inhabitants Can't Time Travel?!?! GONE WRONG!!! GONE SEXUAL!!!
Filthy pranked
Galaxy raped.
IN THE HOOD
the biggest prank channel in the galaxy
biggest rape orgey ever
When you think you're trolling a noob but turns out it's the hacker.
A Little Bit Of Everything when it’s the admins alt
LOL
XD
A Little Bit Of Everything I am the same name as yours
Im your 3k likme
saturn: delete system 32
earth: ufhfhfbdndhfnf
earth has left the server
earth: hi guys so uh we made system 64
saturn: OH FU-
saturn has been kicked
"THATS FOR TRYNA TROLL MEH!!"
*Shoots death laser*
Earth: Ohh guys, we moved on to linux.
"We don't know if this is exactly what Carl Sagan had in mind."
- Everyone in my shitty science class after my teacher says anything
"How is your time-travel-game?"
"Not... not bad"
Lost my shit at this line. Jesus fucking christ this is hilarious!
could have been a wise ass and talked about bow we are all technically time-travelling
why is norway such a meme on this channel
exurb1a just hates norway he said it one of his other videos when someone asked the same thing
+Fabnazidoge TV idk i saw he commented on another vid
Joachim Idland it doesn't exist
Joe Mattock
More specifically the Guide said a lot about of this guy called Slartibartfast who won a prize for making Norway's fjords
Switzerland doesn't exist, it has never existed, and it will never exist.
spread the word
"Yeah we're gods now" i love this channel
Alcadior YEEESSSSS!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Saturn: To press command + alt + delete.
Earth: Uhh, how does that work?
Saturn: Just do it. All the cool kids time travel.
Earth: Ok.
*Control
this post was made by macBook gang
Jackson Stein Saturn : oh just press alt + F4
Earth : ok, are u sure?
Mars : yeah that’s how you unlock hacks
Earth : oh, ok.
@@treyanimationz alt+f4*
The ending cracked me up so bad
Same
ikr
Conor Hopkinson me too
Conor Hopkinson I lost it
To be honest that would probably be what we would do.
The ending got me dying lmfao the way he says "oh fuckk" LMFAOoo
It was bloody amazing.
2:36 I finally get a reference on this youtube channel thank god
Can you explain?
Meme Addict you might not care anymore, but Arrakis is a planet from a very popular science fiction novel, called Dune
@@tso4569 I thought it was Arrakis?
Daniel Awesome well the planet is Arrakis yea, I just meant the novel was named Dune
@@tso4569 I also meant that you apparently misspelled the name.
When a 4 minute video is more realistic of an alien "Movie" than the movies is mindblowing
I am laughing my ass off. I'd watch a series of this.
Same
It would be amazing
+Mario Luigi exurb1a, please do a series of first contact.
+Illés Gáspár He actually did it!!!
it did have a second part, but i can't find it.
'I didn't realise we were talking to a planet populated entirely by sentient pussies...'
I just died. XD
No You didn't.
@@fastrevolver3018 it's been 2 years, let it go man
@@shahmirkhan5373 Ok, i bet he is alive though.
@@shahmirkhan5373 I didn't even realize the comment was that old.
@@fastrevolver3018 "I just died XD"
If he did Do you think it would say *XD*?
"Just thought we'd just conquer the known galaxy real quick,"
“Yeah we’re god’s now, so we thought we would just conquer the galax-“
OOHHH FUUUCK
Peer pressure on in intergalactic scale.
no pun intended
"The newest children in a strange and uncertain cosmos should listen quietly for a long time, patiently learning about the universe and comparing notes, before shouting into an unknown jungle that we do not understand."
Well that’s vasically how children learn on a smaller scale
This is actually pretty fucking brilliant.
Katherine Broderick aka lurk moar
not really,
If someone was out there who wanted to kill us, they would find us no matter how good we hide
I’m sorry but the last time we tried wallowing around in our own shit waiting for Gods and heavenly miracles didn’t teach us shit
When you're luring a noob and suddenly a team shows up
The other planets: haha earth die
Earth: *comes back*
*y e a h s o w e ' r e g o d s n o w*
"The ice caps are melting"
Don't try to blame that one on the aliens!!!
Yah, nature and us blowing up the core.
yup
Harharharharhar
Lmao, sad but true :/
It’s nature
This sounds like 4chan
*4plan
+Kowita Christian Schriver just the type of prank 4chan would pull off.
>>>/sci/
It's like their fake apple ads that make people destroy their phones. Just on an intergalactic scale.
Kowita Humanity is like 4chan
When they started talking about firing a kilogram of antimatter into the core of the earth I wondered how big of an explosion it would make
Math says like a third of tsar-bomb, pathetic
@@aisir3725 no way, a gram of antimatter would be stronger, can you show how you got that response?
@@nolimit3281 well i miscalculated and forgot about matter was destroyed too, but it still 2/3 i just used E=mc squared and searched for energy of tsar bomb, it really isn't surprise, that bomb weighs tons which would cover mass/energy inefficiency compared to antimatter
@@aisir3725 Pretty shitty troll if you ask me
40000 Kilotons. 90% stronger than atomic bombs. Google it.
It’s like a console player meeting a pc player.
Uh... About Alderaan...
Destroyed by death star :(
he's dead jim
Valentin Hervé, nah. Just turn it on and off again it should be fine.
XD
Hahahahahahaha.
"We're Gods now...so we thought we just go around conquering the known Galaxy..."
"Oh fuck......"
Lololol
+0upTHEirons0 Oh the trope of the space conquering humans, gotta love it!
Arrakis!!!! He who controls the spice controls the galaxy!!!! Dune😉
Imagine that one day people from a distant planet manage to contact us, and their first words are: "We have tried to reach you about your car extended warranty"
Hilarious, they tried to get Earth to effectively delete Sys 32, and got Reckt instead.
So deleting system32 makes you a god? let me try
Except deleting system32 generally doesn't give you god powers.
Thenaturalstyles they told earth to delete system 32 but instead they accidentally deleted all the viruses
They got earth to delete system32, but Earth has Linux
@@goksir5845 hello? you still there?
"Less talking more time travel" no truer words have ever been spoken
I really love that the way Earth says its gonna conquer the whole galaxy is the same energy someone would put into saying they're heading down to the shop😂
What's up with his obsession over Norway? (Norwegian btw)
lmao
hi there Norwegian just wanted to say i think Norway’s pretty great and im gonna move there any tips or downsides cause oh fuck this was a year ago
@Brad Sanchez Norway? FFS that's cringe af
@@Ar-fy5nc wut
@@kearadinicola2552 another Norwegian here, people are pretty antisosial sometimes so don't let that discourage you, otherwise bring warm clothing I guess
The "we're teaching Earth how to time travel - yeah, with antimatter! - with anti-ma... yeah... right... go on" joke reminds me so much of crap we used to pull in the military. Like telling newbies to go to the motor pool because we need more 'headlight fluid' or to go get the 'camo net stretcher' from supply... everyone would just tell them someone else has it.
or having a sailor go down to Damage Control and get a "DC Punch"
desertraven red vs blue?
desertraven or telling boots to find the Humvee keys.
humvee keys
no red vs blue just copied real life with that one
This video just made the movie "Arrival" pointless x'D
DustInTheWind never seen it but how?
GO SEE IT DONT LET ANYONE SPOIL IT FOR YOU ITS A GREAT MOVIE
Would like it, but it has 666 likes, so nah.
It is a great movie btw. Definitely would recommend.
In my opinion Arrival was the most bgg pointless movie ever created
This makes me think of Stellaris Stagnant Empire interactions.
They asked if they could have one of my pops for their preservation. So I crushed their fleets, cracked their worlds, and put them in the preservation.
I love how we know a million ways to destroy the Earth, but no one knows how to save it.
Humans in a nut shell
Joe Mama we are pros at shitting on things but not at saving things just take earth for example :p
Saving the Earth is really simple. Just kill all the humans. Even Keanu Reeves can figure that one out.
that won’t make things.. better? If anything, it’ll make it worse. Eventually the sun will die and take the earth with it, humans on it or not. We’ve just infested to much.
Nahh,we know how to save Earth ,we just don't want to...
This is brilliant
No u
Mikasus
Mikasacus
If the universe was on XBox Live.
Sounds more like if the Internet was 4chan
Sounds more like if the universe was 4chan
The_Blazer Sounds more like if the internet was 4chan
Sounds more like if the universe was 4chan
Sounds more like the 4chan was universe.
This is awesome, exactly the content I love to see. Now I am thinking about other conversations with planets, lol
For some reason, I am reminded of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
This was absolutely amazing!
You sir have a bright mind and a amazing sense of humor
You earned yourself a subscriber by me just watching one video.
same (edited version )
MrKillJoy200 same but with different video
Same
Ditto
"Yeah, where gods now."
I just lost my shit
we're*
+A Dobbs here*
+abu saleh there*
I just now re-read the comment and now I'm cringing at myself kill me
dick*
4:05
When you kill the new guy in comp and his head starts shaking
What
i think this is the single best thing i've ever found from the internet
Someone should mention to Arrakis that Earth is 70% water.
Actually its mass is something like 2% water! 70% of it surface is covered by water.
+Pedro Batista Right, thanks.
+Nathan Kerr Not trying to be annoyng, we use to mix some information sometime :-)
+Pedro Batista Yeah, I get that.
Came here for this alone. Gaiety Prime has those really bloody gladiatorial games.
“LV426 is really sensitive about that”
Nice
Is it a joke I'm not getting?
@@RetroGamer7200 Sensitive about being bugged = Original `Alien` movie contact planet.
@@Ranulfdatank Is he saying bug as in "irritate" or bug as in "surveillance device" OR maybe he's calling the aliens bugs? Idk, what's going on here
@@Code_Machine Calling the Aliens `bugs`
Whatbis lv426
I wish there could be more of this, this is legitimately brilliant.
A whole story with multiple parts wold be so awesome.
a...a kilogram...funny cause we need billions to just make a milligram of it
Yaaaay you got the joke
+REASONS _ ikr.
.
that doesn't make sense
What doesn't? The fact that it's extremely expensive to make?
this is british humor ? cause for fucks sake i cant breathe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gimme moreeeeeeeeeeeee
I love that you made it like someone telling a child to delete the windows files to make the pc faster, on a discord voice chat.
In the beginning he sounded so innocent and naive. Probably how we sound yo aliens
"How to Alt-F4 a planet"
Tony R. But then earth Alt-F4'd, realise they just been pranked and started reading out the planet's home address, email and phone number
Your delivery is awesome. Every single pause spoke volumes.
The cosmic equivalent of tricking a twelve year old into typing ‘unbindall’ into the console
"Oh sorry we didnt realise we are talking to a Planet of sentient... Pussys..." good Lord dis Shit is cracking me up every Single Time
"Arakhis this is earth, earth: arakhis."
Arakhis is Russian for Peanut. Nice.
I think you are missing the refrence here
"arrakis" is from sci fi novel
You meant Aryekhi?
Alex Garcia nice! Was surprised no-body thought of dune!
Arakkis is from the novel Dune, and it is the only planet where the addictive Spice Melange can be cultivated
You know how with every RUclipsr you watch, there's always some videos on their channel that you won't watch. But I've seen every video on this guy's channel at least twice.
I probably just watch 27(his new video) 3 times already XD
I probably just watch 27(his new video) 3 times already XD
I dunno, I think I've watched all of CGPGrey's also.
Humanity: Sends out message saying "Hello" Aliens: "Lmao They are Helpless"
When you take you're friend to laser tag but didn't know he was epileptic: 4:05
500 tetravolts... so, 2000 volts?
lol my thoughts
there is a differance in between tera and tetra
I know he said tetravolts but... I think he meant eV...
NNNNEEEEAAAAARRRRDDDDSSSS
@@englishvampirexx nerd*
I guess they went searching in Alderaan places
Wow.
I'm stealing this
badum tsss
Arackus moves and Alderaan places
Best pun ever seen on youtube
exurb1a... I love you. Thank you for you amazing work. Also, stop. Stop making me feel the big thoughts. I don't like it.
man, i'm binging your works rn, it's art
Your are actually the most amazing thing on RUclips
Your are?
+Robofrosty I really should proof read comments
Retardatron 43 Just for the sake of not confusing people, I would say that's a good idea.
I'm always worried I haven't found the best, juiciest channels yet and I'm not watching the best content out there but finding him tonight makes me feel content, at ease.
Why does Norway blow up or dissaper in your videos??
Running gag.
Exub1a must be Danish.
He has a framed picture of Norway on a mental piece what does that say?
Because All hail Norway.
Keikoko Screw those lousy Norwegians anyways. Greetings from Sweden, btw. Lol
I live in a meme now.
jeg går å dreper meg selv. elsker deg!
Aren't we the best at humaning, because we are a human so therefore we are constantly humaning.
See what I mean?
yes
Not quite, can you explain?
@@LHoriginal no
@@smakkacowtherealone fair enough
wait, where is the second part of this video? when earth become godlike and shit?
Denny Rachmansyah can't find it either...
Denny Rachmansyah damnit I really wanted to rewatch the second part :(
I try to search it, but failed. I believe I have watch the second one. Can someone provide us with link? Or OP to reupload?
/watch?v=wJ1DspU4igI here's the part 2 he deleted because nebula was his ex gf and rumors say that he raped his gf and shit here's his ex gf and her video with exurb1a :
/watch?v=Rzs8TERKgnk
@Fort Blocks she might have deleted the video cuz she was about to sue exurb1a but well i think she doesn't have any proof to support her claims so that's may be the reason why she deleted half of her videos. She might be just a random girl who wants attention/money.
like 4chan triforce system 32 delete
They thought they were gonna blow up Earth
BUT THEY WERE WRONG
part one: 'lmao this 'earth' person is so dumb'
part two: 'Im gonna make them destroy themselves'
part three: "yo what are you doi- wait.. uh?" 'dont worry about it'
part four:"lmao" 'lmao'
part five: 'wait wHAT OH SH i t.'
What happened to Norway and the norwish!
Norwan’s?
Nordic?
Norish?
Norwic?
Norwegian?
Norwegian!
Yeah that’s the one.
derpychickenbninja We, the great Swedes, took'em. Promise. We're great. Right? Right?!
@@mand1chan Wait but if people from Sweden are called Swedes and not Swedish then we Germans are not German but Germs? /s
@@leysont Because English says so.
Ouranikos yes.
germs
This guy back it again with another funny video. Hes gonna be big. I am writing this at 1200 subs. Tell me when hes at a 100k.
Soon, very soon
So like tomorrow, yeah?
+Perfect Storm let's hopr
+iRider 3 weeks later, 31.3k
Hes at 33k now
The Aliens planet reference was just brilliant 😄😄😄
I thought this would be another deep and overcomplicated video from the legendary depressed turtle
*I was not disappointed*
This is the hardest that I have laughed in a while. Thank you.
that fucking ending is comedy gold.
Ive never found a channel where every video makes me laugh.
50 seconds in, I paused, just to revel in the tingling pleasure in my brain and say: "God! I LOVE THIS!"
new title name. Type zero civilization PRANKED #*GONE WRONG* #GONE SEXUAL #FUSE WITH THE HUMANS!
#IN THE ORION SPUR
Yes
i'm not type 0
i'm type 0.73
rekt
michael papadopoulos wait what? But there is like over 8000 different levels!
but at the end humanity became a type 3
Douglas Adams would be proud.
Every single video I've watched on this channel has given me a nerdgasm. Thank you strange science turtle I am preparing to create a religion out of this.
I actually started crying. Thank you.