Bill Nye Destroys Noah's Ark

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2014
  • Bill Nye debunks the Bible's mythical story of Noah's Ark during a debate with Creationist Ken Ham at the Creation Museum in Kentucky.
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  • @steven4428
    @steven4428 5 лет назад +10077

    Can an evolutionist explain to me how buffalo evolved wings? Why would buffalo have wings that are so tiny? And why do they taste so good?

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 5 лет назад +691

      Geneticists at Tyson created them in a laboratory.

    • @eloncone6925
      @eloncone6925 5 лет назад +67

      Lol

    • @jaketerry5879
      @jaketerry5879 5 лет назад +78

      Lmao no... That one even stumps us

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 5 лет назад +383

      They're vestigial wings. You see buffalos evolved from the Pegasus. But they lost the ability to fly and their wings have been slowly shrinking.

    • @kimberlykisinger6744
      @kimberlykisinger6744 5 лет назад +145

      What about moth balls.. Have you ever smelled them? How did you get their little legs apart?

  • @bruuuh6419
    @bruuuh6419 3 года назад +5790

    Noah was in creative mode when he made the ark bruh

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 года назад +62

      That's what I've been saying, lol

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d 3 года назад +172

      everything is possible with God

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 года назад +287

      @@user-bl4oq7fd8d Except making sure everyone believes in him, I guess

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d 3 года назад +29

      @Illusion
      I mean at some point even a God should retire, it can't be good for your mental health if you live forever :p

    • @user-bl4oq7fd8d
      @user-bl4oq7fd8d 3 года назад +28

      @@eliasjakemoran6434
      and providing any kind of evidence for his existence

  • @PortmanRd
    @PortmanRd 7 месяцев назад +154

    Apparently the wood used in the construction of the ark was all uniform.
    2×2.

    • @Creationists-AreCryBabies
      @Creationists-AreCryBabies 7 месяцев назад +4

      😁

    • @iseeyou3352
      @iseeyou3352 5 месяцев назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @frostyorb
      @frostyorb 4 месяца назад +5

      Why not, people believe Jesus could fly

    • @TRUTHALWAYSHURTS.7867
      @TRUTHALWAYSHURTS.7867 4 месяца назад

      WHY NOT. WHO BUILT THE PYRAMIDS WITHOUT MODERN TECHNOLOGY ? THE ANCIENT CIVILIZATION WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD. HISTORY BEARS TESTIMONY TO THIS.

    • @TRUTHALWAYSHURTS.7867
      @TRUTHALWAYSHURTS.7867 4 месяца назад

      WHY NOT ? PEOPLE BELIEVE JESUS CHRIST (PBUH) ROSE FROM THE DEAD BY HIMSELF WITH NO MODERN DAY MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY. ....

  • @jonathondelemos4609
    @jonathondelemos4609 4 месяца назад +44

    But.. how did they get the termites

    • @prehistoricskateboarding8725
      @prehistoricskateboarding8725 2 месяца назад

      🤣😭

    • @Ikhthus777
      @Ikhthus777 Месяц назад +1

      Noah's Ark was gigantic. Termites are tiny. They would've been eating the ship's wood for hundreds of years. Besides, all the animals could've been hibernating as a result of the changed atmospheric pressure and oxygen proportion.

    • @jonathondelemos4609
      @jonathondelemos4609 Месяц назад +2

      Nice, yeah, the termites can evolve but humans can’t?

    • @Ikhthus777
      @Ikhthus777 Месяц назад

      @@jonathondelemos4609 termites can evolve in the same as plenty of dog breeds evolved from wolfs. Foxes and other canine species also may have evolved from wolfs

    • @jonathondelemos4609
      @jonathondelemos4609 Месяц назад

      @@Ikhthus777Not humans though, right? How old did Adam live to be? I forgot.

  • @skipper5186
    @skipper5186 5 лет назад +3486

    *they used FLEX SEAL as a second layer*

  • @yes-ps2xq
    @yes-ps2xq 3 года назад +4008

    False. I'm Australian and even I know Australia does not exist,

    • @budgetgitarr5351
      @budgetgitarr5351 3 года назад +67

      Its all a giant spider looking for the perfect moment to strike, right?

    • @arecklessannoyance9696
      @arecklessannoyance9696 3 года назад +11

      This comment finna blow up soon.

    • @Willghanistan
      @Willghanistan 3 года назад +17

      I'm from the United States but I have an Australian driver's licence... What's Australia?

    • @SeekerZombie
      @SeekerZombie 3 года назад +7

      @@Willghanistan must be forgery

    • @nathan793
      @nathan793 3 года назад +10

      Kangaroo means "What"

  • @jackdaugaard-hansen4512
    @jackdaugaard-hansen4512 9 месяцев назад +178

    For those who don’t know what dr nye is taking about when he talks about the Wyoming, basically the Wyoming was the largest wooden ship ever made, it was built in 1909, it built for transporting cargo, the problems it faced was its hull leaked due to twisting, the reason why it twisted was because of its size, you see once a ship gets to a certain size it(not sure how big) it goes through the waves opposed to over the waves, this would cause stress to the middle of the ship and if it wasn’t strong enough it would twist at the centre, the maximum size of a practical wooden ship is 100m otherwise the ship would twist, the Wyoming would only be used in very certain conditions so it wouldn’t twist and sink but it was caught in a storm and sank with everyone on board getting killed and going 75 feet under the sea

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 9 месяцев назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/XggxeuFDaDU/видео.htmlsi=K-exHGIicxszu11n
      This video illustrates the concept. In this case a bridge despite being made of steel and concrete still given its length incurred structural failure. Wind shear across such a long span led to "mechanical resonance" - more specifically "aeroelastic flutter" here - leading to the twisting you see in the video. With enough constant stress the span despite reinforcement led to a positive feedback loop and subsequent collapse.
      Moral of the story: wooden ships built from planking will if beyond a given length incur "twisting" of their hulls as with the bridge - in this case from the waves pushing against the hull rather than winds pressing upon a bridge + the weight of the ship as it bobs out of the water.
      Given the nature of the hull which contains numerous "seams" from the individual planks used then in the face of severe stress = leaking and failure are inevitable unless countermeasures are employed such as bilge pumps and reinforcing of the hull. The Bible itself claims the world was enveloped in a global storm lasting 40 days & nights = hence a storm of sufficient violence and duration to cause such failure - the _"hogging & sagging"_ Nye refers to. 🤨

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 9 месяцев назад +9

      i thought it was the last comment? now its another? a man of conviction. The Wyoming is not CLYDE BUILT? Its an ill thought out vessel. The ark takes 100 years to build. How long did they take to make the wyoming? Was time spent on every timber? You can make a pine box rattled off and sold in a store for a dollar? that might hold a few cigars? or you can make a wonderful bespoke Mahogany Box that sells at auction for thousands. an effort to make a quality item. You see barn wood builders dismantle old barns, and repurpose those timbers to make a wonderful palatial house. Its all about CARE and ATTENTION.
      I take some nice wooden panels, I trim them to size, i cover them with rabbit glue, size, i add a base coat of acrylic too, and then i paint with OIL. The panels will not warp in my lifetime. It will take at least 50-200 years to warp. i buy half inch ply. you could fire a gun and it should survive. I could use wood panels that are much thinner? and they will warp in a month. half a centimetre? and its easier to handle. It is a quick solution. I do not think NOAH is a hack. I think a man who has 500 years of living, would pick up skills. I think he does not sit around watching TV? He has only his hands and TIME. He is not wasting time, in idle pursuits? No snooker halls? No distractions. He is needing a project? God involves him. As any FATHER does. Get off your lazy arse... and build. Noah is using proper carpentry skills he picked up as a youth. If i had 500 years, I could learn many things. So far I have had 56 years. And i learned to swim at age 30, best thing I ever did. Now I can swim for miles. without any need to touch the sides of anything. A man can learn new things. Noah does not get COLDS or FLU? these are new contagions. Like Covid. Noah is not a sick man. We get sick. He does not. all these maladies we have today were not present in Noah's age. Over centuries the ages decrease? WHY? Moses lived to 120. the environment is attacking life. The air is more polluted and diseases are more common. The ages drop. We are born with diseases already present. I myself like millions are in a blood group with lower oxygen uptake. So Its unlikely I would ever be an elite athlete. Someone with a better blood group will be a better athlete. We even see athletes blood doping. The LIFE IS IN THE BLOOD, says the Bible. We have young blood treatments? sounds like a vampire scenario? Patients getting blood from donors. Noah is a man with 500 years of SKILLS. He does not spend his days doing nothing. I have days spent watching tv. Noah does not have that luxury.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 9 месяцев назад +27

      @@paultimson6674 Pity nothing you just prattled on about in your soliloquy = is in your Bible.........
      Moral of the story: when you are forced to simply make things up as you go in a feeble attempt to justify your beliefs = you end up undermining what you are trying to defend as you show all that what you claim to believe only really means whatever the person wants it to mean.
      Naturally you will not understand what I just noted = but others will.......

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 9 месяцев назад

      @@varyolla435 Nobody is lost to God through arguments? Evil has no power. Its negated. God brings back the dead. What exactly did Hitler accomplish? ZERO. He had no effect in life. You only matter once God Verifies you are a worthy person. Its completely controlled on earth. You'll soon see it. See the dead rise. and only a complete plonker still thinks that killing people? has any effect. You have ZERO PURCHASE ON EARTH. you are to choose HEAVEN or HELL. and you are aiming for hell and failure as a person.

    • @IAmAlpharius20
      @IAmAlpharius20 8 месяцев назад +9

      You forgot to mention that it had been in service for 15 years...how convenient

  • @kenharris5390
    @kenharris5390 7 месяцев назад +58

    How many Chameleons sneaked onto the Ark?

  • @CuppoJoe_
    @CuppoJoe_ 5 лет назад +4792

    Noah: **makes wooden boat**
    Also Noah: **puts every animal inside**
    Termites: *its free real estate*

  • @WastedTime489
    @WastedTime489 3 года назад +2140

    He's onto us Noah.

    • @jacksithlord1301
      @jacksithlord1301 3 года назад +71

      You’re fear is amusing

    • @icecoldcoal4084
      @icecoldcoal4084 3 года назад +147

      Heyyo God, can you turn creative mode for me so that i can create a second ark?

    • @chase3454
      @chase3454 3 года назад +57

      @@icecoldcoal4084 Pfft. Screw that ark nonsense, become an immortal and start spamming money into your account

    • @icecoldcoal4084
      @icecoldcoal4084 3 года назад +46

      @@chase3454 yeah right paper money aint stable, i rather spam diamonds, emerald, gold, and some netherite. Now thats what i'd call money

    • @chase3454
      @chase3454 3 года назад +12

      @@icecoldcoal4084 Fair enough.

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 10 месяцев назад +7

    Hey. Should we screencap SAUL's numerology so that we can show it to him when he changes the date again?

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 10 месяцев назад +1

      I already have him stating it is to end in 2023 on another comment string in a different video.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@ThyBountyHunter
      Wide net approach huh...

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 10 месяцев назад +1

      You assume he/she/it would care - which is a very large assumption. Watch a doco on "cults" some time and pay attention to segments where cultists are interviewed and see how they react. Like water rolling off a duck's back those flakes are completely detached from reality so that nothing anyone says to highlight the inconsistent nature of the cultist's claims can penetrate.
      They sealed themselves off from reality and are subsequently = oblivious - living inside an ongoing fantasy whereby they only see what they want to see and hear what they want to hear. Facts are wasted on them. 🤷

  • @Supasmartguy
    @Supasmartguy 5 месяцев назад +12

    We should start just ignoring Paul's comments. He's seeking attention and we're giving it to him.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 5 месяцев назад

      Even ignoring him, he would still keep on yapping. You can clearly see in on the newest.

  • @The_Vaporizer
    @The_Vaporizer 3 года назад +9569

    I can just picture a 10 year old Bill giving this speech to his parents on Sunday morning so he doesn't have to go to church.

    • @mrdvus12
      @mrdvus12 3 года назад +259

      No need to picture it if you've tried it, but victory is impossible when the church preaches the power parental authority.

    • @shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405
      @shannaveganamcinnis-hurd405 3 года назад +39

      Lol. Good one. ❤️🌱❤️🌱❤️

    • @hifiteen49
      @hifiteen49 3 года назад +71

      I choked on my bread

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 3 года назад +128

      I have a little trouble with that picture, since Bill's mom was a "science gal", helped break the Nazi Enigma code.
      Thanks to her, he is now dedicated to getting more women into science careers. He said: "I would remind us that half of the humans are girls and women, so why don't we have half of the scientists be women?"

    • @harkrits.nagpal6505
      @harkrits.nagpal6505 3 года назад +20

      That's Sheldon

  • @Tsjestity
    @Tsjestity 5 лет назад +5576

    Oh Noah... why did you take 2 musquito's with you

    • @jasperknaepen1044
      @jasperknaepen1044 5 лет назад +375

      Martyr4JesusTheChrist bro you okey? If need be ill call somebody who can help you mentally because it seems you need it!

    • @Tsjestity
      @Tsjestity 5 лет назад +210

      @@jasperknaepen1044 I don't think he needs help. Maybe a bridge...

    • @vibemauster3176
      @vibemauster3176 5 лет назад +145

      Malaria: it's free real estate

    • @batmeme9349
      @batmeme9349 5 лет назад +179

      @Martyr4JesusTheChrist Damn, you're way too gay for the internet. Go home

    • @noakpalander1699
      @noakpalander1699 5 лет назад +25

      Because musquito's are annoying.

  • @vilo_h5541
    @vilo_h5541 2 месяца назад +19

    Did Noah bring two amoebae or one?

    • @Noname-177
      @Noname-177 Месяц назад +3

      You made me laugh out SO loud 😂😂😂😂 MAN I LOVE YOU. Thanks for your great humour

    • @physicsisawesome696
      @physicsisawesome696 Месяц назад +1

      How about bacterium/bacteria?

  • @scotte4765
    @scotte4765 7 месяцев назад +64

    Someone who believes the flood story kindly tell me how Noah knew how much food and water to bring. The bit with sending out birds to look for land shows that he had not been told how long the flood would last.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 7 месяцев назад +18

      Magic
      /Jazzhands

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Pikkabuu lol

    • @TheAlchemist1089
      @TheAlchemist1089 7 месяцев назад +9

      You see, smaller minds take it literally, greater minds take it symbolically.

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 7 месяцев назад +26

      @@TheAlchemist1089 That's a pompous and simplistic view of it. What's the symbolism and how do you know that's what the writer meant? It's written in the same factual narrative style as the mundane events before and after it. It's just wrong.

    • @FOTWC
      @FOTWC 7 месяцев назад +14

      God told him

  • @rnishu_7218
    @rnishu_7218 3 года назад +1809

    Some scientist he is saying that "Australia is real" and "people live there"

    • @ryanflanagan9624
      @ryanflanagan9624 3 года назад +29

      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son john 3:16-18
      Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. 7 If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him. john 14:6-7 of God’s perfect Word in The Bible as Jesus is The Living Word
      ask The Holy Spirit to guide you in Jesus Name we pray amen do you believe in Jesus, are you saved? declare with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead and you are saved in Jesus Name we pray amen see romans 10-11 asking God's guidance in The Holy Spirit as you read God's perfect Word in The Bible as Jesus is The Living Word in Jesus Name we pray amen Jesus forgives us our sins, if we confess our sins Jesus is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and cleanse us from all unrighteousness see 1 john 1 He alone saves all He alone is God, He is The Way The Truth The Life no one comes to The Father except through Him see john 14:6-7 asking God's guidance in The Holy Spirit, God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you now and forevermore in Jesus Name we pray amen

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 3 года назад +173

      @@ryanflanagan9624 So if you don't believe this unsupportable myth you deserve to suffer horrific agony followed by erasure? You know, the same thing happens if you don't believe in the invisible pink unicorn.

    • @name-wh7zc
      @name-wh7zc 3 года назад +84

      @@ryanflanagan9624 Dude shut up

    • @rubend9391
      @rubend9391 3 года назад +53

      @@ryanflanagan9624 and then the whale ate the guy whole.

    • @Ember_Prime
      @Ember_Prime 3 года назад +34

      @@ryanflanagan9624 how do you know god is a man? How do you know he isn’t a woman?

  • @easonli742
    @easonli742 4 года назад +13072

    Props to Noah for being able to convince 2 murder hornets to come with him on the boat

  • @TheRealThanos55
    @TheRealThanos55 2 месяца назад +7

    How do you get the termites from literally eating the ark? How do you feed all the animals??? How do you keep the carnivores eating their prey? Lol if the animals are paired into two, it only takes a lion and lioness from consuming two of every species for a year. Maybe there's a bunch of species that got lost because the carnivores at them?

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 2 месяца назад +3

      Magic [/jazzhands]

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Pikkabuu lol

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 2 месяца назад

      Infant animals, would stop carnivores. and you do not rate God. are termites and wood worm your idea? i seem to remember Julian Barnes writing about the wood worm in the ark. In History of the world in 10 and a half chapters. Your words are repeated by many here. Nothing original and thought through. God is saving a token amount of animals, not every creature on earth. God is a creator. As a painter. i do not stop with one canvas. God will be creating something every day. HE is busy building mansions in heaven. He is a creator. so would create more animals on earth after the flood. He does not have to tell Noah. Noah thinks he is doing something, involved. Like a mother involving her daughter in making a cake. Noah is learning to respect creation. To help save some of it. God is doing what all fathers do, teaching his children. Getting them involved. My old Dad would pull me out of bed, and tell me to change a wheel in the car. I much prefer sleep. But he would get me to the back of a car and show me how to jack it up. This is what God is doing. He involves NOAH in the future. He is a teacher. He is a father. YES God could have whisked Noah away. He could lift every animal off earth, and put them into another dimension. What would that do? No life lessons. This is pattern, it tells us what soon happens in our time. Soon God will do what i described. will snatch away every CHRISTIAN. the Rapture. He will raise all the dead. Maybe 16 billion? from the past. That will cause FAMINE world wide. You get PROOF. when Grace-faith ends. God will have Alexander the Great return. As he does not know JESUS. and Alexander will read about Jesus , and so he has a chance to be saved. Alexander will be offered a MARK. a choice. JESUS or The WORLD. Alexander might be saved. God is not like men. HE THINKS. He will try and save every soul. Even those that are today DEAD. the people flooded in Noah's time, if human, will be resurrected at the rapture. and get a second chance. No one is judged by deeds. They are judged by having a MARK on their heads. O. oo. meta. Infinity. Ouroboros. Which is offered by the G7 nations. wait and see by all means. endure six hard years. take a whipping? climb the hill like Jesus. Suffer for six years. we find out if you are for heaven or hell. will you snap? take that mark?

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 2 месяца назад +2

      @@paultimson6674 Infant animals need mothers milk.

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 2 месяца назад +2

      @@paultimson6674 Infant animals, you mean mama kangaroo hopped across continents and swam oceans with suckling infants in her pouch - and then she just abandoned them at the Ark? Have you thought this out? Carnivores devour infant animals, are you daft?
      It seems your critical thinking skills abandoned ship long ago.

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 2 месяца назад +12

    Hey SAUL. It is already almost 18 o'clock. Is the Rapture happening soon as I think that I might get a pizza today and I would like to know if I should hurry as some of the staff could vanish.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 2 месяца назад +3

      lol
      I'll bring popcorn.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 2 месяца назад

      israel

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 2 месяца назад +3

      @@paultimson6674
      No Rapture yeasterday. So 0/7 now SAUL...

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@paultimson6674 Saying nonsense won't let you win.

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 2 месяца назад +2

      @@paultimson6674 "israel" (no respect for capitalization?) You mean the artificial state that God will have destroyed in the 'end times'? “Therefore thus says the LORD God: An adversary shall surround the land, and strip you of your defense; and your strongholds shall be plundered” (3:11 book of Amos)
      That's what you drool over, the final destruction of Israel?
      0 out of 7, you suck at predictions, lol.

  • @carefreesinger6293
    @carefreesinger6293 3 года назад +3470

    i like how rather than people saying wether God existed or not its just people denying the existence of Australia

  • @mileswaugh
    @mileswaugh 4 года назад +5254

    Noah:
    *brings termites onto the wooden boat*

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 4 года назад +357

      That's okay. He no doubt had boxes of Flex Seal onboard as well to patch the leaks. lol!!

    • @Unotch
      @Unotch 4 года назад +80

      ​@@varyolla435 No problem, he also had two anteater.

    • @dabodigin5675
      @dabodigin5675 4 года назад +77

      @@Unotch then how are there termites today?

    • @halusinjackbow8043
      @halusinjackbow8043 4 года назад +25

      muslucks Now that’s the question we all need answered

    • @CybilBennett66
      @CybilBennett66 4 года назад +49

      @@dabodigin5675 You know what's really silly? From what I've come to understand, some people think that since insects apparently didn't "breathe the breath of life" in the same way other animals do (mammals, reptiles, birds, etc...), they apparently weren't brought on the Ark at all. So, they'd have been completely wiped out in the flood, too. Yet, we still have quite a lot of them today.... sooo... what?? Lol... I guess they did have plenty of dead bodies of the innocent beings to hitch a ride on, soooo maybe that's what happened?? Ridiculous. XD

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 3 месяца назад +6

    And another of SAUL's dates goes by without anything happening...
    SAUL has had a 0/5 accuracy so far.

  • @clarkb5137
    @clarkb5137 7 месяцев назад +11

    that graphic is savage, 14,008 passengers and the question mark at the end hahaha

    • @sierrapenner4805
      @sierrapenner4805 Месяц назад +1

      It actually would be A LOT more than that as gen 7:2 says 7 pairs of clean animals and 2 pairs of unclean animals. So it’s more like 200,000 passengers.

    • @andrewpestotnik5495
      @andrewpestotnik5495 6 дней назад +1

      ​@sierrapenner4805 good point. Modern Aircraft Carriers have less than 10k people on board and they're huge

  • @Kalposia1056
    @Kalposia1056 3 года назад +2766

    Noah was a brave man, bringing two termites on a wooden boat with him.

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 года назад +93

      Indeed, balls of steel

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 3 года назад +126

      I'd give more credit to whichever members of his family carried the hookworms, lice, and intestinal flukes for a year. (and much longer, now that I think about it, with nobody else in the world to pass them on to after the flood).

    • @Kalposia1056
      @Kalposia1056 3 года назад +78

      @@scotte4765 Yeah and what an incredible miracle that they somehow managed to get poison dart frogs, box jellyfish and friggin pandas.
      Edit: For those who couldn’t figure it out, either all salt water or fresh water sea creatures would die, depending on which one the rain is.

    • @Kalposia1056
      @Kalposia1056 3 года назад +59

      @@scotte4765 As well as the 600 species of poisonous snakes

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 3 года назад +47

      @@Kalposia1056
      Pfff. The real miracle there is that they managed to bring so many parasites with them! Imagine having to carry things like botflies, ticks, lice and other assorted parasites with you for over a year as those things need to be saved too...

  • @taledarkside
    @taledarkside 8 лет назад +2479

    by this logic, the Ark had to exist for Nye to destroy it

    • @ixIRISHLEGENDxi
      @ixIRISHLEGENDxi 8 лет назад +97

      I also imagine that dipshit attempt was concocted with a heap of sarcasm, and just a little bit of jest.

    • @TruthAndJustice5
      @TruthAndJustice5 8 лет назад

      Haha i happened to open this video and here you are again :) Hi.

    • @TruthAndJustice5
      @TruthAndJustice5 8 лет назад +8

      Tim H Everyone is laughing at him :)

    • @TruthAndJustice5
      @TruthAndJustice5 8 лет назад +5

      taledarkside Everyone that might be reading this thread :)

    • @TruthAndJustice5
      @TruthAndJustice5 8 лет назад +5

      taledarkside You do realize that none of us are religious kiddo? :))

  • @scotte4765
    @scotte4765 4 месяца назад +1

    If all you want out of a boat is for it hold a lot of cargo and float without tipping over, the best shape for both objectives is a wide circular tub.
    A circular craft maximizes interior space for the amount of materials used and is maximally resistant to being deformed or tipped over by wind and waves equally from any direction.
    A long skinny craft takes more materials to build and is only advantageous if you have both steering and propulsion to keep the bow pointed toward oncoming wind and waves.
    It seems the God of the Bible didn't know any of this.

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu Месяц назад +3

    Water is wet, sky is blue and one of SAUL's Rapture dates just went by.
    0/8 now SAUL. How long is it going to take before you smell the coffee?

  • @frankiestark1577
    @frankiestark1577 3 года назад +3234

    Bill’s first mistake was claiming Australia is a real place.

    • @ZuckerBubi
      @ZuckerBubi 3 года назад +58

      agreed

    • @neutral2380
      @neutral2380 3 года назад +27

      Are you joking or?

    • @frankiestark1577
      @frankiestark1577 3 года назад +154

      @@neutral2380 yeah I was joking. Sorry, I should have used a tone indicator. /srs

    • @neutral2380
      @neutral2380 3 года назад +13

      @@frankiestark1577 nah it's good :)

    • @211pirate6
      @211pirate6 3 года назад +107

      @@neutral2380 bro you gotta be smoking that PACK to not know if this was a joke or not

  • @familyg6161
    @familyg6161 8 лет назад +2086

    this is a common misconception about the arc - it was actualy built with the same technology as Santa's sled

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 3 месяца назад +5

    So SAUL.
    Fourt date passes and nothing happened. Are you going to offer an apology?

  • @andreadelcorvo6890
    @andreadelcorvo6890 Месяц назад +4

    I had a debate with my father about this and his answer to all these question this: to god anything is possible. But that doesn't cut it out... it's mythology, you can't take it seriously.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu Месяц назад +4

      Ask him why even go with the Ark if God just uses magic to fix all the problems with that plan.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter Месяц назад +3

      My answer to the possible argument is if that is the case then god can prove himself to us without screwing with free will.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 Месяц назад +3

      Welcome to the imaginary world of: _"magical thinking."_ Fortunately for us - and unfortunately for the creatards = the world does not run on platitudes.......
      p.s. - best not to argue with your parents as your chances of changing their minds is slim. Simply understand that they likely believing what they have for the entirety of their lives = have become inured into that belief structure and formed an "emotional need" for it.
      Were they to alter those beliefs their worldview would come crashing down - and many simply can not allow that to happen. They would willingly embrace a "comforting lie" than have to confront a hard truth. It is simply human nature. 🤷

  • @defensivekobra3873
    @defensivekobra3873 3 года назад +981

    Very impolite of bill to personally destroy the boat we were gonna use to escape the flood with his bare hands

    • @lllllsp1d3rlllll
      @lllllsp1d3rlllll 3 года назад +5

      Yeah I need boots 💩 getting deep

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 3 года назад +4

      Cute, but according to the story, if you aren't Noah, his (unnamed) wife or one of his children, you don't have a ticket and can start wondering what you did wrong to deserve a violent drowning, along with innocent plants, animals and newborn babies.

    • @adwarriorlegend1
      @adwarriorlegend1 Год назад +1

      It’s tuff to say but nonetheless it’s true. God bless all you and I’m praying for all of you.

    • @Tony-fb1ij
      @Tony-fb1ij 2 месяца назад

      ​@@kickmuncher3 nevermind that all the similar flood narratives predate Noah's Arc by centuries if not a millennium.

  • @dxfan18
    @dxfan18 2 года назад +3438

    The notion that raining for 40 days and nights is a biblical disaster, here in England we call it summer

    • @lajollascott
      @lajollascott 2 года назад +62

      [waves hello from the pacific northwest]

    • @pottermusLAG
      @pottermusLAG 2 года назад +9

      Funny

    • @Drakemiser
      @Drakemiser 2 года назад +69

      "The fountains of the deep broke open." It wasn't rain--or just rain--but water from below.

    • @Brotha00
      @Brotha00 2 года назад +14

      England is a biblical disaster 🤔

    • @Drakemiser
      @Drakemiser 2 года назад +66

      @@Plisken65 Funny how the people with the most negative things to say about God's word are the same one's who never read it.

  • @JackRosetta
    @JackRosetta 8 месяцев назад +14

    The way that all the animals couldve remained on a 500 ft ship is if they were mostly juvenile, this makes feeding them easier and they would get along inthe tight spaces for the most part.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 8 месяцев назад +10

      1. Using the word "couldve" means you are guessing.
      2. The Bible said a male and its mate, juveniles do not have mates.
      Juvenile animals require more attention, ask any zoo keeper. It would have been harder keeping them fed and looked after.

    • @JackRosetta
      @JackRosetta 8 месяцев назад +4

      @ThyBountyHunter "could've" leaves open the possibility for other mechanisms. Male and female at juvenile age would still be INTENDED MATES. Preparation for the future. We don't want the animals having offspring on board the ship as much as possible. However with creatures like rodents this may not be conventionally possible.
      Animals raised together from a juvenile age would get along with each other better. I've seen it happen before. And animals raised from birth can be trained to behave. You'd have difficulty with some but it would be far better than all of them being adults.

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 8 месяцев назад +4

      So Yhwh managed to get 7000 females hugely pregnant or full of eggs at the hatching stage to the Ark just before the deluge in order to get juvenile animals? You haven't noticed juvenile animals have ravenous appetites? 8 people for 14,000 animals, that's about 1 minute per person per animal per day to feed and scoop the poop through one small window, ouch. Methane is a dangerous gas.
      Mr Ham's Ark replica has stuffed animals since keeping live ones cooped up so long would be cruel I guess, and there are laws.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 8 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@JackRosetta ""could've" leaves open the possibility for other mechanisms. "
      Yes, in other words a guess, but the Bible has all the possibilities in it so when you say that you are going against the Bible.
      "Male and female at juvenile age would still be INTENDED MATES. "
      The Bible was clear, a male and its mate, not a male and its INTENDED MATE.
      "Animals raised together from a juvenile age would get along with each other better."
      I never stated they wouldn't get along together, and that is not relevant.
      My point was ask any zoologist or person who works in a zoo how much harder it is looking after a juvenile vs an adult.
      Look the Bible is specific, it says not to add scripture it also says you cannot know the mind of god, so guessing it attempting to know the mind of god, and claiming it is juveniles is trying to add to it.
      "And animals raised from birth can be trained to behave.
      Behavior is not the issue, the issue is they require more one on one attention. Again any zoo keeper will verify that.
      Toronto zoo employ's 50 FT and 75 part time keepers to look after 5,000 animals.....the ark has 14,000 animals (if you believe Ken) and only 8 people.

    • @JackRosetta
      @JackRosetta 8 месяцев назад +1

      @ThyBountyHunter what church denomination did you belong to?

  • @FatKat911
    @FatKat911 4 месяца назад +5

    "I want to make another prediction because I'm bored and jobless."
    - SAUL Timson 2024.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 4 месяца назад

      you don't absorb anything? if i said Black, you would say i said white. so there is no use talking to a diseased mind. I told you i have a job. i have to fill in an HMRC return every year. You are another narcissist. who cannot ABSORB what people say? Its a mental condition. you create a construct? and anything people tells you goes through a filter. and you create a false construct. so I say i'm self employed, you hear i'm jobless? because you are making a construct in which you have to be superior? that is why GOD is a threat to you. he is SUPERIOR to you. do you understand? NOPE. because its all filtered. You are not home? you cannot digest REALITY. you create your own reality? When God is revealed. you will probably implode. as you have no self worth. No talent. Nothing. YOU are an EMPTY MAN. a fake house. nobody home. which is sad. once long ago you were alive. a child. and somewhere you were abused. and so you are locked in the basement. and only Jesus can save you. So you seek out Christ and mock him. hoping he finds you? you do it every day. but no Jesus. Because God is not going to respond to threats. Your only hope is not to take a MARK in these last years. and that is a very slim hope. as your super ego, is rejecting Jesus. that's going to accept the mark. What you are is TRAPPED. in your own SHELL. The narcassist never talks about themselves? that would reveal vulnerabilities? that would be HUMAN. you are not human. Not anymore.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 4 месяца назад +1

      @@paultimson6674 Your gigantic ego will be your downfall. As I said, it'll fall like a house of cards. Just like your logic and your pride.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 4 месяца назад

      @@paultimson6674 Your deity says that pride is a sin. If that is true then you would be burning in the depths of hell right now.

  • @michaelrose93
    @michaelrose93 9 лет назад +372

    Everyone always misses one of the most invincible arguments against the Ark. Lemurs. They only live on the island of Madagascar, so there was no way for them to reach the ark. Or what about flightless birds, like the Dodo, or the Kakapo. How did *_they_* get to the Ark? No one even bothers to debate about the insects either. . .

    • @bungalobill7941
      @bungalobill7941 9 лет назад +6

      ***** All points in relation to that are moot sense the flood was localized. Local flood local animals. The Hebrew word translated earth is "Erets" which in the context of the story means land not earth,. The land of Noah suffered a flood, not the earth of Noah. The focal point of the story is the land of Noah.

    • @michaelrose93
      @michaelrose93 9 лет назад +46

      Bungalo Bill Yes, the word meant land or ground, as the Jews had no concept of "The Earth" as a planet. The statement "And the LORD said, "I will wipe this human race I have created from the face of the earth. Yes, and I will destroy every living thing--all the people, the large animals, the small animals that scurry along the ground, and even the birds of the sky. I am sorry I ever made them." < is pretty specific. God wishes to destroy all life on earth.

    • @bungalobill7941
      @bungalobill7941 9 лет назад

      +michaelrose93 You are trying to read into the text, fist off the animals are not mentioned in the idea that God was some how sorry he made the animals.
      The implying that God was sorry that he made man is simply trying to apply a human emotion to God, this is not even found in the text, it simply is referencing that God made them and that now he was going to destroy them, and the reality of wide spread continual evil among them was the reason. And actually the broader reason of maintaining a bloodline.
      The destruction of noahs flood is closely related to the destruction of sodom, a certain area had become nothing but evil and was a direct threat to certain people that were of central importance to Gods greater plan.

    • @michaelrose93
      @michaelrose93 9 лет назад +15

      Bungalo Bill *"The implying that God was sorry that he made man is simply trying to apply a human emotion to God, this is not even found in the text,"* < Untrue, here is the Hebrew: biblehub.com/text/genesis/6-7.htm
      God specifically says that he will destroy man "from the *face* of the earth" (meaning the entirety of the earth) as well as animals, insects (the creeping thing) and birds.
      "for I am sorry that I have made them"
      I guess God didn't have a problem with fish.

    • @bungalobill7941
      @bungalobill7941 9 лет назад

      +michaelrose93 This commentator puts it pretty well "By language suited to our nature and experience, he is described as about to alter his visible procedure towards mankind" God described throughout the Bible in human terms is mans attempt to relate to God in human terms.
      The context of the story is Noah, his family, his land, and the people who occupied it, not the whole earth. Just plain common sense tells you that. Destroying all animal life all over the earth just doesn't fit, it would be as if Gods main problem was with the animal life because it would have suffered the greatest destruction.
      Applying a worldwide modern frame of reference to the story is dishonest to the context of the story.
      And he didn't have a problem with the fish because the land of Noah did not encompass the oceans of the world.

  • @THEsunnyinpa
    @THEsunnyinpa 9 лет назад +3156

    Misleading title, bill nye didn't wreck a ship

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 лет назад +77

      Mat.covert and yet the creationists were all washed up!

    • @Dudebox64
      @Dudebox64 9 лет назад +25

      ExtantFrodo2 YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • @shygalmask6919
      @shygalmask6919 9 лет назад +36

      Mat.covert he did sink the theory

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 лет назад +4

      Over Ayteen How can you sink a story?

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 лет назад +6

      hetchiballi
      Oh son, you may never fathom it.

  • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
    @FlandiddlyandersFRS 2 дня назад +2

    Bill Nye also makes creationists throw constant tantrums and shed copious amounts of tears.

  • @goldberg91
    @goldberg91 10 месяцев назад +50

    props to noah to be able to convince sharks and crocodiles to come with him on the boat

    • @CosmicVr-it1fg
      @CosmicVr-it1fg 10 месяцев назад +10

      bruh they live in water so when it flooded they where still alive

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 10 месяцев назад +17

      Pretty sure that Noah used logic and faith and reasoned and believed that aquatic animals don't need to go on land logically follows. Don't be a fool.

    • @goldberg91
      @goldberg91 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@IsraelCountryCube whoosh.... that's the joke

    • @goldberg91
      @goldberg91 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@CosmicVr-it1fg . You're not very good at understanding jokes are you

    • @Rose_The_Seraph
      @Rose_The_Seraph 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@CosmicVr-it1fg pretty sure they wouldn't survive the mixing of saltwater and freshwater, and crocodiles need land

  • @bdon9742
    @bdon9742 4 года назад +970

    Noah just had plot armor smh

    • @treyalford5793
      @treyalford5793 3 года назад +14

      best comment

    • @mariog9202
      @mariog9202 3 года назад +5

      I love this comment so much

    • @rideabike979
      @rideabike979 3 года назад +10

      As a christian I deem you worthy of making dank christian memes.

    • @ryanflanagan9624
      @ryanflanagan9624 3 года назад

      for we all need Jesus, all sin and fall short of The glory of God and the wages of sin is death. the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord, for Jesus died on the cross and rose again and by His blood our sins are forgiven. there is no other way than Jesus for He is The Way The Truth The Life and no one comes to The Father except through Him. for it is by declaring with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead you are saved see romans 10:9-13, i encourage you to read your Bible and invite The Holy Spirit to guide your mind as you read, john romans psalms luke and mark are good places to start. God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you forevermore in Jesus Name we pray amen :) only One God our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ i am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. galatians 2:20 in Jesus Name we pray amen, pray for the peace of israel pray for those who are persucated for righteousness sake for their is the kingdom of heaven see matthew 5:10 pray for the brethren pray for me in all things praying for you in Jesus Name we pray amen may you believe in Jesus and be saved in Jesus Name we pray amen i encourage you to repent of your sins turn from them and come to believe in Jesus for it is by declaring with your mouth Jesus is Lord and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead you are saved and all who truly put their trust in Him will never be put to shame in Jesus Name we pray amen in Jesus Name we pray amen (see romans 10-11) for the kingdom of heaven is at hand, no one is promised tomorrow and Jesus alone saves all in Jesus Name we pray amen God bless God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you forevermore praying for you pray for me in all things through trials and temptations and sin and to be more Christ like everyday for Jesus is perfect and the same always in Jesus Name we pray amen Jesus loves us all and died and rose again to save us all for by His blood our sins are forgiven, it is God's gift to us to be saved for we do not deserve it and we can not earn it but when we believe in Jesus we are saved and have passed over from death to life with God and Jesus forevermore in Jesus Name hey only God Jesus The Holy Spirit are perfect and only One God our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and we can be made righteous when we come to Jesus for while we have sinned and fall short of The glory of God Jesus The Holy Spirit but when we believe in Jesus and come to Him our sins are forgiven and we can turn from sin and wickedness and live a life worthy to Jesus in Jesus Name we pray amen Wherewith shall I come before the Lord, and bow myself before the high God? shall I come before him with burnt offerings, with calves of a year old? 7 Will the Lord be pleased with thousands of rams, or with ten thousands of rivers of oil? shall I give my firstborn for my transgression, the fruit of my body for the sin of my soul? 8 He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the Lord require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? micah 6:6-8 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. 7 If ye had known me, ye should have known my Father also: and from henceforth ye know him, and have seen him. john 14:6-7 do not use The Lord's Name in vain instead honor God love God with all heart soul and mind and love your neighbor as yourself, believe in The One God has sent Jesus Christ for this is The Work of God in Jesus Name we pray amen That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. For there is no difference between the Jew and the Greek: for the same Lord over all is rich unto all that call upon him. For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. romans 10:9-13 only God Jesus The Holy Spirit are perfect and when we come to Jesus we can be saved for by His blood our sins are forgiven and when we believe we are saved, i encourage you to read your Bible for it alone is God's Word for us and invite The Holy Spirit into your life for it is God's Word and Spirit that give light and life to all for Jesus is The Living Word and all who believe in Jesus are saved and have passed over from death to life. they re no longer separated from God for eternity but have life and peace with God and Jesus forevermore, instead of being condemned to the lake of fire we have life in the new heaven the new earth and the new jerusalem where there is no more death or mourning or sorrow or crying or pain or sin for Jesus bore them all on the cross taking them away forevermore and when we truly believe in Jesus as Lord and Savior we are saved in Jesus Name we pray amen come into The Kingdom of Light accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior today amen amen For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son john 3:16-18 come to know Jesus today He died on the cross for our sins and rose again, so we can live with Him forever because He loves us, by His blood He has victory over sin,
      death and hell amen. God Jesus The Holy Spirit love you and be with you forevermore amen God bless amen :) :)

    • @mariog9202
      @mariog9202 3 года назад +13

      @@ryanflanagan9624 ... TLDR

  • @TreyTheWilliam
    @TreyTheWilliam 4 года назад +753

    "Bill Nye Destroys Noah's Ark"
    What the hell, Bill? Fix the damn boat!

    • @bayuistanto2964
      @bayuistanto2964 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 4 года назад +2

      That was original.

    • @TreyTheWilliam
      @TreyTheWilliam 4 года назад +3

      ExtantFrodo2 ...okay maybe it wasn’t.

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 4 года назад +2

      @@TreyTheWilliam No, I meant it. I wondered if you would think that was sarcasm. It wasn't.

    • @TreyTheWilliam
      @TreyTheWilliam 4 года назад +3

      @@ExtantFrodo2 Oh. I'm sorry!

  • @fraser_mr2009
    @fraser_mr2009 8 месяцев назад +42

    The Noah's Ark story is so unbelievable that I thought it was just a children's story.

    • @richardgregory3684
      @richardgregory3684 8 месяцев назад +6

      It is, beleivers are just people who never became adults.

    • @jackdaugaard-hansen4512
      @jackdaugaard-hansen4512 8 месяцев назад +9

      It is a child’s story

    • @fraser_mr2009
      @fraser_mr2009 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@jackdaugaard-hansen4512 But I wasn't aware that adults actually believed it.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 8 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@fraser_mr2009 Sad, but true.

    • @Supasmartguy
      @Supasmartguy 8 месяцев назад +7

      They do somehow believe it. I've been wondering how for years.

  • @AviLOrkQ
    @AviLOrkQ 6 месяцев назад +25

    Imagine penguins in the Middle East! 😂😂😂 So ridiculous

    • @CJFashi
      @CJFashi 6 месяцев назад +9

      I can just imagine some 500 year old guy swimming to Antarctica and taking back two penguins before dragging them back through arabia to a giant ark😂

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 5 месяцев назад +3

      the animals on the ark are TOKENS , legacy animals. something is saved from the old world. God can recreate whatever he wants all over the world again. He is a creator. Noah does not need to be in the loop. Anyone who had a collection in their youth? who abandons it. say you collected football programs? will often collect the same thing years later. Only they go nuts. something usually survives the first collection? Their favourite program. This is what is happening. A renewal.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@paultimson6674 I think you need to get your brain checked up.

    • @user-kv2xy8rf3g
      @user-kv2xy8rf3g 5 месяцев назад

      How would the microbes, which persevere by causing colds, STDs, blindness, or a smorgasbord of other afflictions, survive the Noachian flood? If Noah had to carry 7 pairs of every clean species and 2 pairs of every nonclean spices that dwelt in a non-aquatic habitat, and he took this command to it fullest literal extent, then Noah, his wife, his sons, and their wives, as well as every other multicellular animal on board his vessel, would have to premit countless pathogens to potentially infect them, especially since most pathogens are segregated to inhabiting a single species. This idiosyncratic scenario would be jawdropingly horrendous when you consider that many pathogens MUST cause harm to thrive and reproduce asexually. 😮 The ingenious biologist Forrest Valkai scrupulously outlines this preposterous conceptualization in his video detailing the impossibility of a global flood; the video is an entry in his Reacteria series 😮

    • @harrykane_
      @harrykane_ 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@paultimson6674"God can create whatever he wants etc." is really an extremely thin arguement. That same logic can be used against you when you're trying to refute Hindusim or Islam as a Christian.
      "Hiduism is wrong animals can't be Gods"
      "No, Our Gods can create anything he can do anything he can be present in anything, because he's God"

  • @Th3Shrike
    @Th3Shrike 3 года назад +806

    I half just expected for him to say "incest" and just get off the stage

    • @installtherodent7571
      @installtherodent7571 3 года назад +56

      "Oniiii-channn"

    • @nunyanunya6398
      @nunyanunya6398 3 года назад +12

      Hehehe.. get off

    • @JD-yz8cn
      @JD-yz8cn 3 года назад +23

      I've been wondering for years why he never mentioned that

    • @giornogiovanna5600
      @giornogiovanna5600 3 года назад +3

      @@nunyanunya6398 yes I will do that~

    • @liquidphilosopher1816
      @liquidphilosopher1816 3 года назад +5

      incest is only mentioned in the corrupted bible.
      Allah/God never commanded incest in his holy revelation.

  • @paul-antonywhatshisface3954
    @paul-antonywhatshisface3954 4 года назад +2006

    Seems to me this is a localised flood and a farmer who saved his stock whose legend got blown out of proportion over the millennia

    • @JRose-dz1gf
      @JRose-dz1gf 4 года назад +254

      Even as a young kid in Catholic school, I remember thinking, "I can't believe people actually believe this BS." Lol

    • @paul-antonywhatshisface3954
      @paul-antonywhatshisface3954 4 года назад +66

      @@carolinec.c.6038 tbh id say it was more likely that this is race memory of one of the first floods we as a species experienced, maybe as far back as the diaspora. It didn't have to be global it just had to SEEM global. The village sees a man save his livestock with a boat and this the legend is born and carried with humanity forevermore in all the lands we went on to settle

    • @paul-antonywhatshisface3954
      @paul-antonywhatshisface3954 4 года назад +6

      @@carolinec.c.6038 oh I agree whole heartedly weren't trying to be contentious :)

    • @magpie6376
      @magpie6376 4 года назад +4

      There are heaps of things in the old testament that have no evidence that happened. The ark there is no evidence and too be fair I could not of seen that happening.

    • @Reggie2000
      @Reggie2000 4 года назад +1

      @The Thyme Cube "Scholars rely on their anti-Bible bias, not science, to assert that the Gilgamesh story came first. These stark differences between Genesis and Gilgamesh accounts highlight the feasibility and priority of the biblical one. The Gilgamesh account was written 800 years after Genesis and describes a cube-shaped Ark 200 feet on each side tumbling around in the ocean in a 6-day flood put on by the “angry, fighting gods” that sent it. The Bible’s Flood was recorded earlier, has an Ark sealed on the inside and out with dimensions that are on par with today’s ocean liners, lasted a full year, and was sent to judge an Earth that deserved it."

  • @saucegotti9416
    @saucegotti9416 2 месяца назад +23

    So many things wrong with this story. A family building a boat that big would take so long just to get the wood yet alone build the boat. Round up 2 of every animal which also could take a few lifetimes. What about dogs. Like 2 of every dog breed? That alone is like 800 dogs. Then the whole world flooding would be hard to believe bc the water would need to rise so much which it isn’t like we got unlimited water to keep filling the ocean. Then my biggest concern is the amount of food for every thing would need. Which would bring like 4 or 5 of those boats.

    • @LOosth
      @LOosth 2 месяца назад +2

      I wonder why they didn't freeze, I mean, above 8 thousand meters of altitude the cold is extremely intense. It is not known exactly how high the waters rose, but in the bible it says that the waters covered all the high mountains below the sky, Mount Everest is just over 8 thousand meters...

    • @dc_latername9064
      @dc_latername9064 2 месяца назад

      It says it took him like 50 years or something like that to build. Also, scientists agree, all dogs descend from wolves. There was just the original wolves on the ark that had become subspecies of wolves and dogs through the process of natural selection. There was nowhere near as many animals on the ark, that naysayers like to say. No polar bears at that time. I've been getting answered prayers for over 6 years with witnesses on some, including a healing miracle, following biblical instructions.

    • @33bigtoe
      @33bigtoe Месяц назад +6

      This story proves that you can do all things in God. God created the earth and all things in it. Compared to all of that Creating a boat is child’s play.
      Seems to me that Bill Nyes biggest issue is he is thinking his intelligence and thought pattern is in the same level as Jesus.
      NBL

    • @CitadelExposed-ex8uv
      @CitadelExposed-ex8uv Месяц назад

      Wrong with the story 🤡 you’re too dense to listen to CS Lewis I guess

    • @LOosth
      @LOosth Месяц назад +1

      @@33bigtoe But it wasn't God who built the ark, it was Noah himself and his family 🤡

  • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
    @FlandiddlyandersFRS 2 месяца назад +26

    _"Religion has actually convinced billions of people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And this invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!_
    _But he loves you..._
    _...he loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise but somehow just can't handle money!"_
    - George Carlin

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 2 месяца назад

      George is a comedian, i watched all his concerts, he is a funny man, but he is no bible scholar. I have TOLD YOU repeatedly how you are judged. Not on sins. God gave you 613 RULES , not ten? that shows a ignorance of the LAW. The law is showing YOU that you cannot ever be GOOD. Life is not about being GOOD. I consider myself a murderer, a thief, a pervert. and worse. that is TRUTH. Every human being is the same. YOU ARE THE SAME NEDDY. Carlin is the same. He took his sack of drugs. He played with affections. He was a game player. He was no saint. He chose a side. To MOCK GOD. He is FUNNY. I applaud the distraction in life. Being funny does not mean you are right. I love Laurel and Hardy, but those guys were masons. They picked a side. YOU ARE JUDGED on one thing - A MARK. the book says it. YOU IGNORE IT. its not about sins? I sin every day, i sin right now, as i get angry with you trolls. and ANGER is brother to MURDER. You are not judged on whether you fked 5000 women like Warren Beatty? See there is a man who spent his time right. Unlike YOU NEDDY. wasting your only life attacking God. God is not interested in your life stories, Your achievements, your petty ways. HE IS GOD. He is a pan dimensional being. In charge of every atom and dimension. Do you really think he cares about whether you screw around? Do I care about Squirrels stealing nuts? and fking their sister squirrels? or About what a bee hive does? God is not interested in the LAW. Its YOU PEOPLE who love the law. You make tv shows, LAW AND ORDER, 22 seasons? Law and Order UK? NCIS and spin off. KOJAK to Columbo. You all are off your heads in love with LAW. As a christian the LAW is dead. That was the OLD WAY, It died with JESUS. We have GRACE. I do not have to monitor myself? i do not care if i break a law. as my INTENT is not evil. Jesus freed us. You seem to think he is trying to CONSTRAIN YOU? what a tosser. Its the Opposite. You do not have to play games to get ahead.
      You talk about a species evolving, Satan''s lie. WE BECOME GODS, I do not have to wait Billions of years. I will be a GOD. While you chose the second death. In a fire forever. God is seeing if you can take care of his property. But You are still a thief. A murderer. and will always be that way, You are playing legalism. You are playing law and ORDER. you are thinking you are better than God. Morally. When God is not playing MORALS. that game ended 2000 years ago. You are stuck in the past. THE OLD WAY.
      God states accept a free gift. Stop Playing GAMES.. You have to EVOLVE. and you are staying an ANIMAL. You are focusing on all the wrong things. GAIN and materialism? when a man can die on any day. News - a Jumps Jockey in the UK died aged 36. Fit as a fiddle, dead. God will resurrect all men, they all are offered a MARK.
      That is how GOD judges you NEDDY. Not on being Gay? a thief? an adulterer? or anything in life. JUST ONE THING. A MARK on your head.

    • @FatKat911
      @FatKat911 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@paultimson6674 A lot of time wasted here huh..?

    • @adyr3mi784
      @adyr3mi784 2 месяца назад +2

      Good one.

    • @Sderror404
      @Sderror404 2 месяца назад +1

      Did Todd stop believing in god flanders? Geez

    • @user-ri9bp5ox3l
      @user-ri9bp5ox3l 2 месяца назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣It's the fact that people are Getting off Topic / Wanting to Argue damn a religion.

  • @easdon6
    @easdon6 3 года назад +1179

    Everybody talks about the kangaroos getting to Australia. But what about the sloths getting to the americas. That would have taken them decades.

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад +57

      Penguins, kangaroos, polar bears, and Pandas alike. They have a very small range of environments in which they can survive.

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 3 года назад +22

      The sloths clung to the backs of the jaguarundi which where sitting on the backs of the Amazonian river dolphins, of course. :)

    • @justinh4462
      @justinh4462 3 года назад +11

      Fast swimmers perhaps? Oh oh! Perhaps they evolved to grow wings for a period of time for that specific purpose and then evolved to no longer need them.

    • @bedheadkillerclown1667
      @bedheadkillerclown1667 3 года назад +9

      It took 120 years for the ark to be built so it makes sense

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 3 года назад +22

      @@bedheadkillerclown1667 That is nowhere in the story and isn't believable either. Stop making stuff up.

  • @ethanyork3037
    @ethanyork3037 3 года назад +3282

    My favorite part is that for 14,000 species to become the current 8,700,000, you would still need evolution.

    • @nikolai3495
      @nikolai3495 3 года назад +29

      😂

    • @cooperellis2743
      @cooperellis2743 3 года назад +200

      Adaptation is very different from evolution

    • @Z4r4sz
      @Z4r4sz 3 года назад +690

      @@cooperellis2743 Adaptation is one mechanism of evolution. You are basically agreeing with a part of evolution, turn around and claim that evolution doesnt exist.

    • @cooperellis2743
      @cooperellis2743 3 года назад +117

      @@Z4r4sz organisms did not evolve from a lesser complicated organism. They were created complex and adapted certain traits from their environments, diets, etc. Evolution is saying that things evolved from less complex organisms. Adaptation is the change due to an environment and does not change the actual dna of the organism.

    • @Z4r4sz
      @Z4r4sz 3 года назад +501

      @@cooperellis2743 So you dont understand it, define it accurately but still dont accept it. Oh boy...
      *_"organisms did not evolve from a lesser complicated organism."_*
      The fossil record proves otherwise, every piece of DNA proves otherwise, every documentation/experiment and millions of published papers prove otherwise. But sure, YOU figured out the great conspiracy involving millions of scientists, researchers, doctors, farmers and psychologists...
      *_"Adaptation is the change due to an environment and does not change the actual dna of the organism."_*
      Thats the definition of evolution and yes, the change of DNA through mutations are the changes that define evolution. Otherwise there would not be such a diversity.
      You are basically suggesting that cars are all the same regardless that they are completely different inside and outside.

  • @logicalatheist1065
    @logicalatheist1065 Год назад +19

    So many fools against bill nye and they have no clue what he's Even talking about.
    The ignorance with hams followers is comical

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 Год назад +4

      _"Lemmings"_ Their desire "to believe" > their willingness to even think about what is being said. It shows that adherence to religion circumvents cognition resulting in individuals plagued by facile logic and reduced to 🦜 platitudes and scriptures. 🤷‍♂

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 Год назад +1

      @@Sneed1488v2 Yet this is not about "beliefs" = but "facts" supported by credible evidence - which the creatards lack........
      Moral of the story: if compelling evidence to show proof of concept vis a vis "God" was forthcoming = atheists would consider altering their beliefs. You can not say the same about creatards however as no matter how much historical evidence and science/logic is forthcoming to show the Bible myths lack validity = they will in all likelihood never alter their beliefs.......
      For them their desire to assume as true is greater than their willingness to consider they may actually be wrong. *THAT* = is your "dogmatism". 🤨

    • @jamesddrake9282
      @jamesddrake9282 Год назад

      The misinformed ignorance with nyes sudo science brain washed followers is sad.😮😢😢

  • @briancooper4959
    @briancooper4959 7 месяцев назад +1

    One of the things that has always confused me is why all depictions of Noah's Ark show it as a ship, with a bow and a stern. It wasn't a ship! It was not designed (so far as we know) to have a means of propulsion, and as such, would not need a bow or stern like a ship would. IF the ark were ever really built, it would have probably looked like a gigantic cargo container box, like you see on modern ocean transports. That would have made it a bit (not much) easier to build. Even so, it would still twist (though probably not as much as a ship would) and would in only a short time have leaked badly.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 7 месяцев назад +1

      Why wouldn't the Ark twist the same amount as a ship of the same size? What would limit the amount of twist?

  • @Pierrot110194
    @Pierrot110194 9 лет назад +396

    Sadly, every one knows what creationists are going to retort: "God helped!" And there go all your perfectly reasonable arguments, bouncing off the indestructible shield of narrow-mindedness and ignorance formed by belief of extremists.

    • @Pierrot110194
      @Pierrot110194 9 лет назад

      ***** No, not quite. I'm not saying children aren't being influenced by their teachers but still their parents play a way bigger role in modeling their children's worldview. There is nothing you can do about what they are being told by their parents, I know. But the more people are being brainwashed by people like our friend Ken Ham here, the more parents there will be who will try to teach their children utter nonsense and ignorance.

    • @Dreygar
      @Dreygar 9 лет назад +5

      Peter Pepper
      There in lies the problem religious folks have with education. They want to instill their religious views on their impressionable children but the minute they go to school, those views are put into question. That's why they want religion to be taught in classrooms to basically enforce the teachings of the parent.

    • @Pierrot110194
      @Pierrot110194 9 лет назад +4

      ***** It's easy to see oneself as a 'chosen one' while it's hard to accept the insignificance of one's life.
      By the way, it is better to try to explain the origin of our universe with scientific facts while admitting that not everything is being understood yet, than to make something up! Or are you implying that your children should just make up their own mathematics at school if they just don't seem to understand the problems they are presented? 2 + x = 4 "I can't solve it after trying for 2 minutes, I declare x = 3!" I'm sorry, reality doesn't work that way.

    • @noquarteratall780
      @noquarteratall780 9 лет назад

      Peter Pepper I actually think people like Ken Ham are doing Atheism a favor in the long run. Having someone spouting such bs all the time instead of trying to roll with the punches science delivers like the moderates do forces the moderates to see the ridiculous things that the book says and be forced to be dishonest with themselves to maintain their beliefs.

    • @noquarteratall780
      @noquarteratall780 9 лет назад

      ***** I don't for a second believe your conspiracy theory. Also Ham has no need to make up ridiculous claims about the Bible when there are so many in it. You see I wouldn't have commented if I had not read the book myself.

  • @alexmurray4988
    @alexmurray4988 3 года назад +646

    30K dislikes were from people who thought they would see him tear it apart with his bare hands.

    • @neil2444
      @neil2444 3 года назад +61

      30K dislikes from people who despite being given an argument that holds weight and has proof, is still decidedly wrong by these people. If no argument can sway you, then you're basically admitting to believing in the absurd. I could talk about a great spaghetti monster in the sky, and you'd have to accept the possibility to not be hypocritical.
      I just think that people don't like being presented with ideas that contradict what they really want to believe to be true. And to such people I would say, would you not prefer truth to belief? That's ultimately what it comes down to. When presented with the blue pill or the red pill, which would you take? Sometimes truth is not the easiest pill to swallow.

    • @GameChanger597
      @GameChanger597 3 года назад +9

      Except there are twice as many documentations and studies and videos and pictures and evidence and so on that lean more towards the ark existing than not. This is only one video of someone's opinion. What about the hundreds of videos and bodies of evidence that aren't based on opinion or theory but rather evidence and scientific proof that the ark existed. Just do a bit more digging and you will see that there is far more information showing that the ark was much more likely to exist than not. And yes, this is coming from scientists. Many have been able to prove it's highly likely that the arc was real and even more scientific and geographical evidence that the arc has already been found many, many years ago. All it takes is a quick search to unearth the other side of this scientific evidence.

    • @alexmurray4988
      @alexmurray4988 3 года назад +16

      @@GameChanger597 It’s not an ‘opinion’ it’s an argument, and it stands until you show that it doesn’t. Do these documentations reconcile the innate contradictions in the nature of the ark? And do they reconcile the fact that other ancient civilisations had similar creation myths that predate the ark?

    • @neil2444
      @neil2444 3 года назад +28

      @@GameChanger597 Except, it's not his opinion, he's listing facts. Obviously the purpose of which is to support his claim, but call it a theory at least, not an opinion. Having so called "scientists" speculate about where the ark might be and finding pieces of petrified wood on the ground at such places doesn't count to me as proof anymore than finding 100 healthy people who claim to smoke marijuana every day as evidence that marijuana is a healing drug, is a legit scientific study. People want to find the ark, and so they look to confirm their bias.

    • @DavidLS1
      @DavidLS1 3 года назад +3

      That's only if you got him angry. You wouldn't like him if he were angry.

  • @easterntalesfromappalachia9420
    @easterntalesfromappalachia9420 8 месяцев назад +2

    Our minds are miraculous things aren't they. Think about the beliefs prior to Christianity. I truly believe none of us have any real idea what is going on, but we like to make sense of it all to comfort ourselves because we are all just really confused and scared about the idea of death.

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 8 месяцев назад +2

      Religions have been rather successful in spreading fear of an unfavorable afterlife. Tho ignorance will persist, natural explanations for observed phenomena continue to grow bigger and stronger.
      Eastern tales from the "bible belt": your life must be interesting.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 8 месяцев назад +3

      Why do say casinos place slot machines near areas where people congregate on the gaming floor + why do they pay off intermittently??? Answer: our brains are hardwired to want = "rewards."_
      So religious beliefs were initially created to allow man who otherwise could not account for what he experienced to as you say help him to make sense of it all. These beliefs subsequently - per human nature - included mechanisms of = "reward & punishment."_ That is what you see whereby they promise the believer "something better" as a means to obviate their fear of their own pending mortality.
      Conversely if they do not comply with the arbiters of said beliefs - hence the "behavioral control" part of the equation = they incur punishment. It is a classic _"carrot & stick"_ control paradigm such as humanity has utilized to control populations for millennia. It stereotypically places the leaders of any religion/church in the catbird seat of dominion over their believers. 🤷

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 2 месяца назад +8

    So lol decided to act like so many other Christian snowflakes and he deleted his chain when his BS was pointed out...
    Why do these people think that people will think better of them if they run away?!

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 2 месяца назад +1

      who runs away. You are the COWARDS who cannot face GOD. Cannot stand up like men and face eternity. Anyone can face death. lights out and finish. Its easy. But life is COMPLEX. and death is denied. EVERY ATOM is accounted for by God. You cannot die. SCIENCE confirms it. YOU EXIST. in 2000AD you existed., and so you always exist. Like a file on a computer. it moves from one medium to another. on YT you have a movie. You transfer it to a thumb drive or a disc. it exists. and its now copied. How do you destroy it? even if you blow up the planet - it still exists in time. SO everything is preserved. ELECTROMAGNETIC REALITY. everything is preserved. CALL IT A CURSE? you cannot die. and YOU ARE A COWARD. who complains. Who has not reconciled to the TRUTH. you hate the TRUTH... you cannot die. All atheists want to die. NIHILISM. they long to die, a wet dream. DENIED BY GOD. and so you hate GOD. you cannot accept reality and a bad situation? that's why you argue every day with God. YOU WANT TO DIE. and God says. NOPE. you only will SUFFER. Unless you surrender. Its the nature of the beast. Even God must wish to end. But even he is trapped. Maybe he made mankind to try and find a way. But existence is here. It cannot end? and you are a COWARD. who cannot face the reality.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@paultimson6674 👈 Oops. Someone's triggered.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@FlandiddlyandersFRS you'll know if i get triggered. Scottish people invented the Head butt. We don't do cartoon violence.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 2 месяца назад +5

      @@paultimson6674 Typical creationist man-child. 🙄
      When you lose the argument (which you always do) you resort to violence.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 2 месяца назад +1

      @@FlandiddlyandersFRS no violence in me. Until someone pushes. then they get a savage beating. That's what Scottish people are like. Why the English use Scotland in battles. We are the only guys the ROMANS could not handle. PAINTED BLUE and SAVAGES. Its our nation that gave you Freemasonry and evil worldwide. We are not poofs. Like some cartoon people.

  • @jessiemadrid9543
    @jessiemadrid9543 2 года назад +979

    Kind of rude of this guy to destroy someone’s boat

    • @gamingguy8929
      @gamingguy8929 2 года назад +40

      Noah: i gonna put some dirt in your eye

    • @brentfisher902
      @brentfisher902 2 года назад +2

      Jesus went and boatjacked someone in a video I was watching earlier...and him wet and glistening in his fancy habit looks....quite...shall we say...'interesting.'

    • @ShallowCreation911
      @ShallowCreation911 2 года назад +3

      @@gamingguy8929 What's really rude is me ruining macro evolution.

    • @gamingguy8929
      @gamingguy8929 2 года назад +1

      @@ShallowCreation911 lol

    • @maxexist4763
      @maxexist4763 2 года назад +2

      @@ShallowCreation911 hope you do because it isnt a thing
      There is just evolution

  • @kenwoods7369
    @kenwoods7369 6 лет назад +2317

    I came here for the comments

    • @ashyhusky4130
      @ashyhusky4130 6 лет назад +19

      yeah same

    • @johnnyquasar704
      @johnnyquasar704 6 лет назад +69

      same. I wanted to see triggered Christians flip over Bill Nye ( the science guy) throw out science all over the table. Come on who can deny everybodys' childhood hero?

    • @gaahinalover
      @gaahinalover 6 лет назад +1

      I came here to comment :D and boy did I leave a huge one xD and after that I came for the comments xD

    • @Ao-hx6nf
      @Ao-hx6nf 6 лет назад +2

      Find mine it’s funny

    • @devus9793
      @devus9793 6 лет назад

      Cade Silvers yesss😂

  • @Supasmartguy
    @Supasmartguy 9 месяцев назад +5

    Is Paul gone? Maybe that report I sent in worked.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 9 месяцев назад +1

      Nah. He will just surface with another alt.
      Also be prepared for him to say that it isn't him...

    • @Supasmartguy
      @Supasmartguy 9 месяцев назад

      @@Pikkabuu we could report that alt.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@Supasmartguy The report didn't work, he was stating it was Rapture today and now that it didn't happen he can't show up as himself. However he is not smart enough to hide who he is so any alt that pops up will be easily spotted.
      Whether to ignore and play along or call out the first post he makes, I sussed him out when he created his account April 6and posted, he is not that hard to spot.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 9 месяцев назад

      @@ThyBountyHunter Yup. The "Rapture" once again has come and gone = and the world as usual goes apace - to include churches etc. still open for business. Ironic isn't how literally billions of Christians failed to be "called" - can they all be the supposed "unworthy" to have been left behind........... 🙄
      p.s. - as a simple anecdote. I know folks who lend towards being "Fundies". One day I observed them listening to a religious program on television. The person was in the midst of a rant against = _"Harry Potter."_ 🤦 So their contention was that since Harry Potter is about "magic" and wizards/witches it was actually satanic in nature.
      Moral of the story: are not supposed "religious miracles" also essentially illustrative of = "magic"???............. Most would say so of course. So it typifies the irrationality of these imbeciles for whom cognitive dissonance is all consuming and how they have literally detached themselves from our collective reality. 🤷

    • @lordzanthartehallen8963
      @lordzanthartehallen8963 9 месяцев назад

      @@PikkabuuYou mean that guy that floods the comment section with his essay posts?

  • @edwinthank7443
    @edwinthank7443 11 месяцев назад +2

    Well, modern builders and machines couldn’t even think to build the pyramid the same size as Giza. How did they build it in the ancient times ? Never compare the modern best to the ancient times

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 11 месяцев назад +3

      We can build skyscrapers that are almost a kilometer at height. Please explain how stacking rocks on a very stable shape is impossible to us.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Well, modern builders and machines couldn’t even think to build the pyramid the same size as Giza"
      There is a TV show called "If we built it today", very first episode covered the Pyramids.
      We have cranes that can life 2,000 of those blocks at once and place them with pin point precision, we have cutters can cut blocks in hours (not days) and they will be precise. We have trucks that can transport the blocks at 100kph.
      We can do it better but the thing stopping us is that it is estimated to cost from 3-5 Billion dollars. No one is throwing that kind of money away to show you it can be done.
      In the 80's there was a show that showed how it was done, using wood, basic chisel, hemp rope, and logs.
      Never address a topic you did little study on.

    • @edwinthank7443
      @edwinthank7443 11 месяцев назад

      @@ThyBountyHunter ok maybe I need to rephrase it. But what I’m trying to say is back then people didn’t had any cranes, sophisticated measurement equipments, or any laser equipment. Yet they still made it which still stands today. Therefore when he said that “the best shipbuilders couldn’t create a stable wooden ship in the early 20th century so how could’ve Noah created a giant wooden ship” it actually proves to be wrong. Just because the modern shipbuilders couldn’t make a stable ship doesn’t mean that Noah also couldn’t have built the ship back in the day

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@edwinthank7443" ok maybe I need to rephrase it. But what I’m trying to say is back then people didn’t had any cranes, sophisticated measurement equipments, or any laser equipment. Yet they still made it which still stands today. "
      Rephrasing doesn't change my reply at all, a show in the 80's showed how it can be done using string, wood, sticks, chisels, water and logs.
      They are solid blocks stacked upright in a shape that is sturdy, in a country where there is little climate to degrade the structure so of course they are going to be standing today.
      "Therefore when he said that “the best shipbuilders couldn’t create a stable wooden ship in the early 20th century so how could’ve Noah created a giant wooden ship” it actually proves to be wrong. "
      Wrong, a person built the ark according to what directions Noah was given, called Johan's ark, it is not sea worthy, can't handle 2 meter high waves and is moved around on barges.
      Here is a video of a metal ship that is hogging and sagging and splits apart, the ark would act the same but given how weak wood it it would fair less.
      ruclips.net/video/UmCgUG1XqzE/видео.html

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@edwinthank7443 You seem to think that one ancient culture building one type of impressive thing means that any ancient culture could have easily built any type of impressive thing.
      This is incorrect. Not only were the great pyramids decades-long projects that required the organization and resources of the Egyptian rulers and much of their society, but the engineering principles, techniques, and material limitations were about as different from shipbuilding as any project can be. They don't transfer, any more than being a skilled surgeon automatically makes you a great basketball player.

  • @mattmcgee645
    @mattmcgee645 7 лет назад +1358

    I'm just wondering why Bill didn't spend the entire debate dancing to his own theme song.

    • @kelman727
      @kelman727 7 лет назад +44

      Matt McGee
      Because Ham would think he'd need an exorcist.

    • @dremodicus7392
      @dremodicus7392 7 лет назад

      *+kelman727
      I wish you the best of luck with Ray Crossley, that is a new level of crazy.

    • @kelman727
      @kelman727 7 лет назад +3

      Bradley
      I have seen far, far worse, believe me. Feel free to help let a few rays of reason into his deluded brain!

    • @TianoAnnunziata
      @TianoAnnunziata 7 лет назад +4

      Lol finally is comment not about religion

    • @MyNameIsChristBringsASword
      @MyNameIsChristBringsASword 7 лет назад +11

      He was dancing with his lies

  • @rustyshackleford7647
    @rustyshackleford7647 4 года назад +1679

    So convenient that the animals all cooexisted and didn't eat each other

    • @otownsend7819
      @otownsend7819 4 года назад +223

      In a different part of this debate, Ken Ham said that all animals before the flood were vegetarian... convenient

    • @sallysidebottom7617
      @sallysidebottom7617 4 года назад +60

      They were vegetarian at that time didn't eat meat until after the flood..

    • @danielc9509
      @danielc9509 4 года назад +139

      Even humans were vegetarian back then. It was after the flood that God gave Noah and his family permission to eat animals. The thing is that to many people it’s just “convenient” how everything happened. God gave Noah instructions on how to build the ark. God can do anything. Is it a very cheap answer to everything? Yeah.
      I believe in a creator. And believe that what’s written in the Bible is true. Not many will agree or believe in what the Bible says.

    • @brunch.
      @brunch. 4 года назад +52

      Dgreenmissile would it not be more reasonable to believe that the creator has built an infinitely complex and beautiful world in which he laid the foundations for evolution, modern medicine, and other things that humans have been able to accomplish? The thing is just because evolution exists and science is being pushed further than ever before, doesn’t rule out the possibility for a creator. If anything it shows what a wonderful and carefully constructed world that has been left for not only us but all life in the universe.

    • @danielc9509
      @danielc9509 4 года назад +22

      Joe K I hadn’t seen it that way, and it is a reasonable answer. However, it wouldn’t make sense for God to create mankind that way. There are some things that God and humans have in common. His Love and justice. That is shown in how we express our love and even empathy towards other people and how we grasp the concept of fairness and unfairness at such a young age. A Bible verse that backs this up is Genesis 1:26 “...God said: “Let us make man in our image, according to our likeness,...” this also explains why we feel good whenever we accomplish something. Every time God created something he felt accomplished. Another beautiful Bible verse is Ecclesiastes 3:11 “He has made everything beautiful in its time. He has even put eternity in their heart; yet mankind will never find out the work that the true God has made from start to finish.” This verse explains why we don’t want to die and why there has been a search for the “elixir of life.”
      If God created evolution, it would contradict Genesis 1:26. And we wouldn’t understand why we have the desire to live forever.

  • @helendurow8211
    @helendurow8211 11 месяцев назад +5

    Our GOD does Everything Perfectly, to HIS plan and to HIS Purpose and not necessarily to our understanding.... Praise the LORD Always!!!❤❤❤❤❤

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 11 месяцев назад +6

      If he did everything perfectly then he would not have created a rule (not to eat the forbidden fruit) that would screw his creation up. Unless that was his plan which is just sadistic.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 11 месяцев назад +2

      If God did everything perfectly then Noah's flood wouldn't have happened! Unless of course it was God's plan that things would go such that he had to clean the slate...
      Also if God has a plan then how we can have free will? Or can I derail God's plan by deciding the opposite of what God is planning?

    • @helendurow8211
      @helendurow8211 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@ThyBountyHunter Your name says it all. Always Hunting - never finding. Let GOD be your Bounty.♥️

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@helendurow8211 So judgmental, typical theist response to sin in regards to anyone. You can't cope with my words as they hit too close to the truth so instead try to attack me like a child would.
      However if you did some research on Bounty Hunting, they average a 90+% find rate....So your pathetic personal attack....backfired.

    • @jamesddrake9282
      @jamesddrake9282 11 месяцев назад

      Great response, and yes God does do and did do everything perfect , and yes your are right those negative responses to you are to make you feel weak and incompetent, they think they are smart and savey, with there little comeback answers . And if you are naive they think this tactic will scare you away. I have corrected to issues many many time here but you you just see more and more of the same.
      They have 0000000nothing they strawman you to death, if you make a truthful statement,
      All they do is jump straight to prove it, show me, and the sort. Ask them to prove anything and you get silence.. that's all..
      All already told them God's prefect plan. I was called a lire. You are right they don't no how to hunt. Especially truth. Thank you for you comment, have a blessed day..❤ in christ always. Jd.

  • @vesuvandoppelganger
    @vesuvandoppelganger 3 месяца назад +3

    Who on Noah's Ark had body lice?

    • @georgesimon1760
      @georgesimon1760 2 месяца назад

      That was supposed to say Nonstampcollector

  • @VONTEMAN48
    @VONTEMAN48 3 года назад +723

    Let’s pretend Australia existed, Kangaroos dropped as DLC a couple millennia ago

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 года назад +8

      Oh that would explain a lot

    • @BananaShotgun
      @BananaShotgun 3 года назад +16

      Btw the forest fire dlc only costs 5.99 but if you wanna go back to normal Australia after activating the dlc you must buy water dlc which costs 6.99

    • @matthewe3813
      @matthewe3813 3 года назад +5

      @@BananaShotgun EA in a nutshell

    • @falonthorne445
      @falonthorne445 3 года назад +1

      Another garbage DLC thats adds nothing.
      It's just some gimmick "Super-Hardcore mode" that no one aside from completionists are gonna play.

    • @realperson9104
      @realperson9104 3 года назад

      Are you implying that EA is god?

  • @DestruKCtor
    @DestruKCtor 9 лет назад +1613

    Frankly it astounds me that this is even subject to debate. What is going on? Wasting energy trying to prove fairy tales are fairy tales? Really? It's beyond belief.

    • @TDC_TheDocumentaryChannel
      @TDC_TheDocumentaryChannel  9 лет назад +201

      Tuomas Kohvakka It is astounding from the perspective of an educated, open-minded person, but there are unfortunately plenty of people who still believe these religious fairy tales around the world. If Nye can even get a few people to think critically about their religion, then it's not wasted energy.

    • @larsulleberg7125
      @larsulleberg7125 9 лет назад +5

      Tuomas Kohvakka im baffled! like WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS???? this is stupidity beyond anything

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 лет назад +2

      Talk to Bill Nye, he brought it up.

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 лет назад +5

      Lars Ulleberg I think your comment illustrates the difference between the intellectual atheist who simply does not believe in God, which category you represent. And the 'true-believer evangelical cult atheist' who us driven to attack the beliefs of civilised law-abiding God-believers, which category Bill Nye falls into.

    • @jprest13
      @jprest13 9 лет назад +7

      Tuomas Kohvakka
      Frankly it baffles me that science is being perverted so awfully. Bill Nye is great at using words, but for those who aren't so subservient to his self worship, his arguments are clearly designed to be deceptive and misleading.
      Making a claim such as find this in the grand canyon. which leads the blind masses to worship him and not question if it has not already been found there or elsewhere... Then of course when it is found the same foolish tactics are used to deny it.

  • @FatKat911
    @FatKat911 2 месяца назад +4

    SAUL right here claims his education exceeds greater than all human beings. Let's put that to question if he can answer regarding the pigments on the shroud without rambling about hell.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 2 месяца назад

      Well he can make that claim as he bought it, never earned it.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 2 месяца назад

      nope, i never said that catboy. i said my education is better than six atheist trolls here. who never say what they do? mystery fkers.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 2 месяца назад +1

      @@paultimson6674 The only time recently you said six atheist is after FatKat here posted this.
      You have always boasted about your education, but we know you bought your degree from a paper mill.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@paultimson6674
      As I have already said. We cannot prove our education without doxing ourselves!
      And as I have said I rather let my comments speak of my level of education! So how about the others here say something about how they view my level of education based on my comments.

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 2 месяца назад +1

      @@paultimson6674 You called me a dancer, but I'm now retired. You know what I do, I read books and scientific articles, am capable of doing viable research, that's how I, how _we_ refute so much of your BS. I obtained a Bachelor of Arts degree in Humanities, and have been studying creationism for about 15 years, you act like a dummy, maybe you are one. Of what higher education can you boast?

  • @jackdaugaard-hansen4512
    @jackdaugaard-hansen4512 9 месяцев назад +3

    Last comment I’m gonna make, wisdom dose not stop ordinary wood from breaking due to to stress from waves

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 9 месяцев назад

      So the Spanish Armada never existed... Queen Elizabeth built ships in vain?

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@paultimson6674 Again nothing there is about wisdom....you argued Noah had so much time to build the ark and his age equaled being a wise man....but as Jack said wisdom doesn't stop ordinary wood from breaking due stress.
      The ships of the Spanish armada was of a typical size. The São Martinho was 180 feet, far from the 500 of the ark. 180 feet could handle the physics of hogging and sagging, 500 was too much.
      If you took a stick 180 cm long and held it 2cm from the ground, the far end would still be 2cm from the ground, if you did that with a stick 500sm long the farther end will have drooped and no longer be 2cm above the ground but closer to 1cm.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 9 месяцев назад

      @@ThyBountyHunter hogging and sagging affects boats after water penetration. sealed by tar. and you have no idea what Noah built? unless you say its teh ark found at Ararat..

    • @jackdaugaard-hansen4512
      @jackdaugaard-hansen4512 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@paultimson6674if any of what you say is true then why did the Wyoming sink

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@jackdaugaard-hansen4512 because of unforeseen circumstances or bad design. you can buy a cheap product, it causes a short, it burns down a building. are you saying the building is faulty? If a boat uses the wrong rivets, and they rust, and it springs a leak, Is the design flawed, or the materials? there is many reasons why a ship sinks. It hits a rock? it's carrying explosives, two chemicals mix. a fire . a whale, there are a 1000 reasons why a boat sinks and many never sink, men call it LUCK. one man gets AIDS and another can fk his way through a chorus line? Warren Beatty? How is he not dead? but someone who has two partners is dead? You are declaring the fate of all wooden boats to be the same as one boat? the Titanic sunk too. millions of tonnes of steel and Iron.
      what about all the shipping that sinks now? It does not stop SHIPPING. more SURVIVE than sink.

  • @zakapholiac9377
    @zakapholiac9377 4 года назад +1538

    Dislike: Didn’t see an ark getting blown up

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 4 года назад +5

      haha your dislike button imploded long ago. Mine too.

    • @kerduslegend2644
      @kerduslegend2644 4 года назад

      @Luis Gustavo ruclips.net/video/ttevamkS6gw/видео.html

    • @kerduslegend2644
      @kerduslegend2644 4 года назад +7

      @Luis Gustavo you don't know anything about science nor how it works. Don't say anything like you understand it when INSTEAD you sound like don't understand it *AT ALL*
      If you willing to learn, i can help you. But if you want to continue your nonsense i can't serve you more than this

    • @nathanfarley6250
      @nathanfarley6250 4 года назад

      @Luis Gustavo I just always have one question for ppl that believe in the evolution theory y did it stop so many years past and humans look the same a goat still looks the same a fish still looks the same etc

    • @nathanfarley6250
      @nathanfarley6250 4 года назад

      @Luis Gustavo yup that's kinda y I asked

  • @kopikoblanca8907
    @kopikoblanca8907 3 года назад +764

    Noah just had a good gaming chair

    • @JonP1245
      @JonP1245 3 года назад +19

      I'm WEAK

    • @lizlee8715
      @lizlee8715 3 года назад +27

      Dont forget the RBG lights

    • @lebreadman9454
      @lebreadman9454 3 года назад +8

      This shouldn't have made me laugh as hard as I did

    • @zekenotech
      @zekenotech 3 года назад +2

      Oh my God, that was a genuinely funny comment...

    • @neoneherefrom5836
      @neoneherefrom5836 3 года назад

      And there’s video game guy...

  • @Daynnikes
    @Daynnikes 2 месяца назад +2

    Wood ain’t lasting in water for a year, keep it real

  • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
    @FlandiddlyandersFRS 6 дней назад +4

    I feel so sorry for SAUL Timson.
    He's obviously seething with anger at the entire universe because it doesn't comply with his warped iron-age fantasies.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 6 дней назад

      I feel sorry for NEddy, hell is not a nice place to spend eternity. But some wankers have to go?

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 6 дней назад +2

      @@paultimson6674 Thanks for confirming the OP.
      😉🤝

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 5 дней назад +2

      @@paultimson6674 My condolences for the loss of your humanity. Threats and insults, is that the Christian way?

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 5 дней назад

      @@ergonomover my humanity is intact for humans, for animals, evolutionists-satanists, i have no pity. You choose your fate. you MARK YOURSELF.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 5 дней назад +3

      ​@@paultimson6674 Thanks for clearly demonstrating that creationists are morally bankrupt.
      Nice 😉👏

  • @anotherone1767
    @anotherone1767 3 года назад +1385

    I will never forgive noah for bringing pair of mosquito
    😂😂😂

    • @TheAcornAvenger
      @TheAcornAvenger 3 года назад +71

      And wasps too wtf

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 3 года назад +84

      And 45.000 different spiders.....😩

    • @dominicesposito4394
      @dominicesposito4394 3 года назад +1

      Facts 😭

    • @hicat3040
      @hicat3040 3 года назад +2

      bruh, insects are different than mammals.

    • @CassidyStarke
      @CassidyStarke 3 года назад +26

      @@hicat3040
      Mammals is a word not used in the bible, not even sure the word exists back then.
      But he had to have them on the ark otherwise they wouldn’t exist today.

  • @ledhicks
    @ledhicks 7 лет назад +1546

    I'm still curious about the 2 anteaters and 2 ants dilemma on the Ark!

    • @kelman727
      @kelman727 7 лет назад +175

      Søren Elliott
      Personally, it's the woodworm I'm bothered about.

    • @sandycoins1266
      @sandycoins1266 7 лет назад +2

      Søren Elliott xD

    • @jarlsterra
      @jarlsterra 7 лет назад +101

      kelman727 or the carpenter ants, or termites

    • @soldierofjesus6622
      @soldierofjesus6622 7 лет назад +44

      Why? God made the animals come to the ark (Genesis 7:9), is it too much more to believe that he prevented them from eating each other while on it? It wasn't until Noah got off the ark that God made meat-eating lawful (Genesis 9:3). Before that, all animals were vegetarian (Genesis 1:30). So come up with a better excuse to not believe God's word because that one just plain sucks!

    • @jarlsterra
      @jarlsterra 7 лет назад +128

      SOLDIER OF JESUS wow of course the Christian uses the bible as proof, how about I write god doesn't exist over and over and use that as my proof. Find some real evidence of anything you just said or get out, and I mean evidence in the real world

  • @stickermigtigger
    @stickermigtigger 8 месяцев назад +3

    If Ham's replica is the size the Ark is told to be, has anyone attempted to get 14,000 animals on it? Try 14,000 sheep and see if they'll fit. (I'm just thinking outside the box here. The ark story is total bs. I'd just like to know if they'd fit.)

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 8 месяцев назад +3

      They couldn't get even one animal on it due to animal safety laws.

    • @stickermigtigger
      @stickermigtigger 8 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣@@Pikkabuu

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 8 месяцев назад +1

      They uploaded them into their transport pattern buffer to re-materialize them after the voyage was over........ I also heard somewhere that Noah had Vulcan food replicators and a subscription to Netflix so that every Saturday night he had a movie night with his family......

  • @Supasmartguy
    @Supasmartguy 9 месяцев назад +5

    I am thoroughly sick and tired of Paul timson spamming his crap in this comment section every day. I sent in a formal report to RUclips to delete his account for spamming and harassment.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 9 месяцев назад +4

      According to him the Rapture is Nov 1st, so on the second and after we will not hear from them at all. 1 week and it will be quiet around here. Those were his words as well. However he doesn't realize that he is actually do more for disbelief then belief.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@ThyBountyHunter
      Nah. He will return and write the same numbers and go "the Rapture will happen 1st of December!.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 9 месяцев назад

      Thanks, i'll have to dig out the other ten accounts i made, in the past? knowing that there were nazi book burning echo chamber poison pen letter makers out there... CENSORS? don't you like a different view ? or should we all wear red like in communist nations?

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@paultimson6674 We will pick them out. I picked this one out first post you made after you created it. Fact is if you have to dig them out then you are admitting the rapture won't happen.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@paultimson6674
      There is nothing wrong with offering a different view when you can support your position with evidence. You on the other hand throw the same numebrs at us but each time the answer is a different date! And every time you are sure that you have the right answer and Rapture will come.
      And so far you have done this at least three times...

  • @thecats1879
    @thecats1879 3 года назад +1474

    Well... time to go into the comment section... *puts on gas mask*

    • @eliasjakemoran6434
      @eliasjakemoran6434 3 года назад +30

      YESSSSS
      I'm sure it would be even worse if the Christian side had their comment sections open, lol

    • @Casedilla73
      @Casedilla73 3 года назад +6

      @@eliasjakemoran6434 Real funny haha

    • @trijetz3562
      @trijetz3562 3 года назад +2

      I clicked on this video because they recommended this to me too many times

    • @Flames-vc4nc
      @Flames-vc4nc 3 года назад +14

      If you sort by new, you’re going to need a full hazmat suit

    • @willqkelly25
      @willqkelly25 3 года назад +3

      @@eliasjakemoran6434 i’m a christian. it bothers me when people “debunk” noah’s ark. It isn’t supposed to be taken literally.

  • @ob2kenobi388
    @ob2kenobi388 4 года назад +1153

    "Bill Nye destroys Noah's Ark"
    Bill: (loads RPG with secular intent)

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 4 года назад +21

      @sour mcnuggets
      Secular
      (adjective) - Denoting attitudes, activities, or other things that have no religious or spiritual basis

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 4 года назад +18

      @sour mcnuggets
      Sure, but Bill Nye was destroying the Ark for entirely non-religious purposes. As such, he was loading the RPG with secular intent. The meme is (loads shotgun with religious intent), but a shotgun wouldn't destroy Noah's Ark, so I swapped it with an RPG. Bill's intents weren't religious, they were secular, so I swapped that too.

    • @danem.9402
      @danem.9402 4 года назад +2

      OB2Kenobi glory to Arstotzka.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 4 года назад +6

      @@danem.9402
      Cause no trouble.

    • @ob2kenobi388
      @ob2kenobi388 4 года назад +2

      @Baphomet the Sabbatic Goat
      Yeah as I understand it, the end goal in most/all religions is to die and go somewhere better than here. The goal of science is to make here better, and to never stop doing that.

  • @CJFashi
    @CJFashi 6 месяцев назад +27

    I love how 90% of the comments from creationists didnt even watch the video, they just resort to whining in the comments, fear mongering, insults, or manufactured fraudulent evidence.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 6 месяцев назад +12

      I doubt they understood anything Bill Nye said anyway.
      He used big words.

    • @Supasmartguy
      @Supasmartguy 5 месяцев назад +8

      That's the only thing creationists ever do.

    • @reesechapin6
      @reesechapin6 4 месяца назад

      Can nothing create something?

    • @CJFashi
      @CJFashi 4 месяца назад

      @reesechapin6 should be asking you that. You believe God created everything yet you also believe he is creatorless.

    • @zecariastecle7586
      @zecariastecle7586 4 месяца назад +1

      Enlighten me on how you know the percentage of people that did and didn't watch the video please.

  • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
    @FlandiddlyandersFRS 3 месяца назад +4

    4x comments below 👇
    Total BS!

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 3 месяца назад

      gee...i thought they were super dooper.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 3 месяца назад +4

      @@paultimson6674 That's because your critical thinking skills are lacking, non-existent even. 😊🖖

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 3 месяца назад +3

      @@FlandiddlyandersFRS
      He doesn't have such. You can see it from the fact that he is just repeating the same BS over and over and just ignoring everything that goes against his delusions! For example SAUL's argument about G7 being ten countries relies on counting Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland as separate countries from the UK" But then he just ignores that the rest of the G7 countries also have autonomous regions that would need to be counted as "separate countries" like he does with Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland!
      Not to mention his claim that the G7 logo has waves but in reality G7 DOESN'T have a logo to begin with! So he changed that argument to the G7's 47th Summit logo being the "most famous one". And of course SAUL never provided any evidence for that claim...
      So it is quite clear that SAUL has no critical thinking skills at all. He is just a sad old geezer living alone on welfare and having no-one in his life.

  • @user-ix4wr9ve3g
    @user-ix4wr9ve3g 8 лет назад +641

    People always say "a lot of the stuff in the bible is not literal, it's to spread a message." We only say that now because we realize how ridiculous it is but hundreds of years ago everyone believed in everything quite literally. How can you follow that religion even after we have come to our senses and seen how unlikely everything in it is. We didn't advance just to hold onto primitive ideas.

    • @billyaepicgamer8642
      @billyaepicgamer8642 8 лет назад +3

      Historically, how Genesis was interpreted was diverse. It wasn't "everybody" like you think.

    • @user-ix4wr9ve3g
      @user-ix4wr9ve3g 8 лет назад +16

      +Billy Aungpe the only problem I really have with religion is when it's the reason why other people are harmed or not accepted.

    • @MatthewMcCleskey
      @MatthewMcCleskey 8 лет назад +3

      By this argument, you are saying it would be wrong to jail a murderer because we aren't accepting him for him and we are saying that he is doing something wrong. If your family were murdered you wouldn't want the judge to let him go because he wants everyone to be equal and accepted. God is a just God, and wrongdoers will get what they deserve just as the good doers will get what they deserve.

    • @alvarogoenaga3965
      @alvarogoenaga3965 8 лет назад +15

      ***** Way to distort what the original poster wrote. Either your reading comprehension is bad or you are very disingenuous. The guy is saying that religion is one reason people discriminate against others different to them and he is right.

    • @TupacolypseNow
      @TupacolypseNow 8 лет назад

      What's more unlikely: nuh's (peace be upon him) ark or the existence of life?
      how can one believe that matter randomly came together to form life without an agent yet find it hard to believe that a man built a boat?
      inanimate matter forming life is WAY less likely than the story of nuh's ark.
      there is no God except Allah (the one and only God, unseen), Muhammad is the messenger of Allah. Jesus is the messenger of Allah.
      May peace be upon all the prophets of Allah.

  • @awesometown1000
    @awesometown1000 3 года назад +889

    Bill Nye destroys the Ark
    All of the animals on the boat that can’t swim:

    • @jacobfreeman8198
      @jacobfreeman8198 3 года назад +15

      hey how's jr

    • @elliefuller3667
      @elliefuller3667 3 года назад +8

      Banger comment Mr. Bowser I’m such a big fan

    • @jacobfreeman8198
      @jacobfreeman8198 3 года назад +5

      @David Blu 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @koifish528
      @koifish528 3 года назад +3

      @David Blu the fossils though

    • @koifish528
      @koifish528 3 года назад

      @David Blu How did Australian animals travel from Asia to Australia and how come there are no fossils of those animals along the path they took?

  • @lurx2024
    @lurx2024 2 месяца назад +1

    I think the first mistake taken in a discussion like this is to convince yourself that a story as ridiculously implausible as Noah's Ark could have happened., and yet Bill Nye makes a great faith effort in doing this without once ever breaking out in any laughter.

    • @FlandiddlyandersFRS
      @FlandiddlyandersFRS 2 месяца назад +5

      Just remember, Ken Ham challenged Bill Nye to to this debate and Ham lost spectacularly.
      AIG have been on the back foot ever since.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 2 месяца назад +3

      Bill presented a point and then supported the point with valid and practical evidence. All you can do is flap your gums (as it were) and waste everyone's time with pointless drivel.
      But here is your chance prove him wrong, quote and say how and prove it.

    • @lurx2024
      @lurx2024 2 месяца назад

      @@ThyBountyHunter I'm not so much as criticizing Bill Nye, as I am the idea of proving the painfully obvious. Bill does a wonderful job (he usually does) in proving his point.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 2 месяца назад +1

      @@lurx2024 The thing was Bill was challenged, to refuse just empowers Ken Ham to waste more money.

  • @Pikkabuu
    @Pikkabuu 8 месяцев назад +3

    So guys. A month of post-Rapture world. Have you already taken the mark, stopped using cash and how hard you have had to fight in this crime infested world?

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yup someone tried to sell me poutine, marked up in price on the corner just the other day. :)

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 8 месяцев назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/Z0GFRcFm-aY/видео.htmlsi=UgjIknvUjdbVzeJh

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 8 месяцев назад

      @@varyolla435
      REM...these are truly dark times if REM returns...

  • @potaton8702
    @potaton8702 3 года назад +1667

    Goddamn Noah you didn't need to bring mosquitoes with you

    • @MorrFord
      @MorrFord 3 года назад +102

      Goddam he even brought two spiders and cockroaches

    • @ergonomover
      @ergonomover 3 года назад +78

      Pubic lice, chigger mites, hook worms... termites!

    • @juanjoyaborja.3054
      @juanjoyaborja.3054 3 года назад +21

      Don’t forget the nematodes!

    • @abhaysaurav7499
      @abhaysaurav7499 3 года назад +7

      if he didnt we probably wouldnt have all the food we do

    • @astrellix3708
      @astrellix3708 3 года назад +2

      che

  • @badgamedevreacts3855
    @badgamedevreacts3855 4 года назад +950

    The ark has to exist in order for it to be destroyed,
    Checkmate.

    • @professionalbozo4396
      @professionalbozo4396 4 года назад +26

      Checkmate donut earthers

    • @rodneyquick2883
      @rodneyquick2883 4 года назад +10

      The ark doesn't have to exist to destroy, by ken ham making a statement that the ark existed that's all you need to start the ball rolling.

    • @varyolla435
      @varyolla435 4 года назад +22

      Your facile attempt at logic aside. If the Ark was real - which of course it was not - then Bill was able to destroy it after all. Since it was not real however Bill had no need to destroy it = merely demonstrate it represents a fallacious claim which was debunked in what it asserted. When a claim is shown to be untenable then it destroys itself via its dubious representation. All Bill did was to help it along as the story itself is self-contradictory. Better luck next time...............shoot = score!!! LMAO!!!

    • @nrgnnvn6109
      @nrgnnvn6109 4 года назад +8

      @@varyolla435 ayyyeee got em!

    • @potatopotatobuy239
      @potatopotatobuy239 4 года назад +3

      It has existed but it was destroyed before anyone did

  • @kevinmiller6443
    @kevinmiller6443 11 месяцев назад +47

    How can he destroy something that supposedly didn't exist?

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 11 месяцев назад +9

      To Ken Ham and roughly 40% of Americans the story is true based on the criteria laid out in the Bible, one can dissect and dismantle the criteria to show that what is claimed to have happened in the Bible (and the Bible is a real physical thing) did not exist.

    • @lefthandwarlock8503
      @lefthandwarlock8503 10 месяцев назад +2

      That’s a terrible argument. You wouldn’t win the debate

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@lefthandwarlock8503he literally lost not the debate. Atheism loses at ball game against God. How can you hate Christians when their God doesn't exist. Logical conclusion. God does exist. Stay mad I guess

    • @spider-man9118
      @spider-man9118 10 месяцев назад

      Guys, the ark is hanging out in turkey
      Brothers, what have we done. look at us. look at what we've become. This isn't right. we're wasting time going on about girls and sus drawings that don't give a f*ck about us. What is the point of lust? Why do we do this? This doesn't fix our problems, doesn't make the stress and pain go away.
      Ayo I don’t mean to force anything on anyone, but we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested (read on)
      repent to God, friends. We must stay focused, brothers, on what really matters. I'm only 17, but I'm telling you, in the words of johnny cash, "sooner or later God will cut you down."
      you will lose almost everything important to you. please, for your sakes, repent and turn to Jesus. He is, in the words of Skillet, "better than drugs." He is also better than lust. love > lust. You'll find out that this is true. love may hurt, and same for lust, but lust will keep you chained down, eventually killing you mentally, spiritually, emotionally, and possibly physically.
      hell was never meant for us, my fellow youtube user. it was for the devil and his squad, and God gave us the Way out of there since we all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God.
      God knew we were wack, but He decided He was still come down and help us, despite our unfaithfulness. most relationships (like friendships, romantic relationships) aren't like this. Very few, but not a whole lot.
      religion (Christianity) is just a relationship with God along with loving others (see james 1:27)
      also, we have various types of evidence that backs up the Bible.
      Here's one example: Scientists have discovered that the earth "skipped" a day.
      The Bible explains how that happened. In the book of Joshua, Joshua asked the sun to stop so he and the Israelites could defeat their enemies. Then in 2 Kings, King Hezekiah learned he was dying, and pleaded to God to not let him die. God sent a prophet to king hezekiah who said hezekiah would live. Hezekiah wanted a sign, and that would be for the sun to defy the law of inertia and go back 10 degrees. NASA confirmed it and did the math (look it up for more info).
      We also found Noah’s Ark hanging out in turkey, along with anchor stones marked with crosses signifying that it’s a revered place, along with altars and many other things. Look it up, it’s good stuff.
      more evidence for the Bible concerning cosmology and divine revelation in job 26:7, proverbs 8:27, Isaiah 40:22 (read on)
      The idea that the earth was round can be dated back to 600 BC in Greece. It was more widely accepted around the 3rd century (300 BC-201 BC) Note: time was “labeled” differently back then. for example, year 3000, year 420, year 69, year 0, year 1, year 2… and so on.
      Job 26:7: “. . .He [God] hangs the earth on nothing” The book of Job was supposedly written at 2100 BC.
      Proverbs 8:27: “. . .when He drew a circle on the face of the deep. . .” Proverbs was possibly written between 970 and 686 BC
      Isaiah 40:22: “it is He who sits above the circles of the earth. . .” Isaiah was written between 739 and 680 BC.
      How did they know about this? You tell me, my fellow Zoomerz.
      The Holy Spirit exists. I was a slave to s3xual sin for 7-ish d@mn years. Finally at 16, God freed me. Also, look up John Gabbana's (boonk gang) testimony. Dude did a lot of wacky stuff. He's changed now.
      also, the soul exists. someone i know (i won't say who- privacy reasons) saw their soul leaving their body. like pulling off a band-aid, except it doesn't hurt.
      I was suicidal for 9-ish months, but then I read John 3:16, and poof- the big sad went away in one night.
      There are also non-Christian sources who have confirmed the existence and divinity of Jesus, some of which were hostile towards Christianity, such as:
      Thallus (52 AD), who said Jesus lived, was crucified, and confirmed the darkness and earthquake that followed Christ’s crucifixion;
      Tacitus (56-120 AD), who called the followers of Christ Christians, confirmed that Jesus was crucified under Pontus Pilate’s command
      Talmud (400-700 AD), confirmed that the disciples were martyred for their faith, and confirmed Jesus was executed the day before the Passover, and said Jesus had “magical” powers
      Pliny the Younger (61-113 AD), who said that the Christians thought Jesus was/is God in the Flesh (God the Son)
      Phlegon (80-140 AD), who said Jesus had the ability to predict the future, and confirmed that Jesus was crucified during Caesar’s reign, confirmed Jesus rose from the dead, and confirmed He showed His wounds to confirm He was crucified.
      Celcus (175 AD), who said Jesus was born of a virgin, said His father is a carpenter, and confirmed Jesus had miraculous powers
      (See cold-case Christianity for more details)
      Here’s the physical evidence of Jesus and His Resurrection:
      1) No persecution would have started if He hadn’t come back (the disciples thought Jesus would never resurrect)
      2) The Roman soldiers would have paid with their lives if they failed at their jobs
      3) there was a 2-4 ton rock that 11-12 guys would have to move (they didn’t have any help. Everyone said “crucify Him”) major L to those opposed to Jesus
      4) there was a Roman seal which was a metal pin that sealed the tomb stone
      5) Stealing the Jesus’s body isn’t something the disciples would do (besides Judas. Although he hung himself after feeling remorse for betraying Jesus).
      6) the disciples wouldn’t die for what they knew would be a lie. (The lie being Jesus never made the ultimate comeback)
      faith and reason, people
      hit me up to learn more about how science proves the Bible or just about God in general

    • @jonathonsmith8871
      @jonathonsmith8871 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@IsraelCountryCubeHahaha. No proof…

  • @bradleywindsor6938
    @bradleywindsor6938 10 месяцев назад +4

    I cannot believe it is 2023 and people still believe Noah's Ark. What a load of crud.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 10 месяцев назад +2

      That is what peddling BS and ignorance to people does.

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 10 месяцев назад

      there is a wooden structure where they said it was. the exact dimensions too. maybe look up a website. Who carts up large wooden beams up a mountain, which is inaccessible. and all the villages surrounding this site, are named after people on the Ark, and those places are named a long time ago. Ship anchor stones litter the site too, and other books say the same thing, there is a world wide flood theme. The story Of Gilgamesh has almost the same content, dated a few hundred years after. so If you tell a verbal story to your son, he tells it to his grandson, distortions occur. We call that Chinese whispers. The bible though records the only dependable version.
      Jesus said - as in the days of Noah, so shall it be at the coming of the son of man? what does that mean? You can say CHAOS. because the jewish letter for WATER, Mem, means Chaos too. We are in this CHAOS period today. That leads up to ORDER. Order is restored. In Germany the 1930's was CHAOS, and a man restored ORDER. that's what we see as a try out. The real event is coming up. The whole world today is in CHAOS, after thousands of years MONEY is to go? why now? delay it ten years? Because NOW is highlighted by DANIEL. If you have any reservations? delay cash being finished by ten years? but That cannot happen. Because God has ordained that Satan get his full TIME. Satan gets 42 months to Test every soul on earth.. And Satan likes his job. A sadist likes to Torture. A pervert likes to look at smut? a fat man like a cake or plate of fries. You cannot blame Satan. He's doing what he was built to do. But he does it with relish. Chaos is happening today. a few earthquakes this week, a few other events, and it gets worse and worse. Leading upto a RAPTURE. at that Point GOD has to remove his BRIDE? His beloved. He removes all the Children too, anyone that by mental capacity cannot make a legal choice. What then happens is everyone on earth knows there is a GOD, as a FACT. FAITH is over. The CHURCH is gone. The Church is not the vatican? not thousands of big buildings? or pastors and nuns and priests. Its PEOPLE. who LOVE GOD. Who want heaven. God the WORM, climbs onto a tree, and covers his young with Blood? Jesus mentions a worm on the cross. By his blood we are saved. That blood can never be removed. We are stained red. For Life. Icky red blood . The worm described in the bible, died on a tree, and stains its larvae. the little worms are red for life. The jewish Rabbis use this red colour to dye their garments. and a red covering is used on God's tabernacle. Made with this red dye. God ends FAITH in 2023. The rapture Year? why that year? Daniel his prophet says to wait 1290 and 1335 years. for a blessing. It starts at one event. the desecration of Solomon's temple. in 602BC. we apply the 1290, and get the year 688AD. what's happening there? in that year. The Muslims are building a mosque, the Dome of the Rock, are they fans of Daniel? they have been in Palestine, Israel, for fifty years. But they wait for the right year? The abomination to God is built. On God's holy site. Mt Moriah. WHere God gave the land to Abraham. Abraham's Rock, The Dome of the Rock. The Arabs claim the land dedicated to The jewish people? they have every other land? but they are determined to also have this one. God says now to wait 1335 years for the Blessing. So 688 plus 1335 equals 2023. The blessing is immortality and no condemnation. Detailed in Psalms. God finishes the FIRST HARVEST. the BARLEY harvest. the summer harvest. All the faithful dead and alive rise up and away to heaven. Our time on earth, Satan's kingdom is over. You are left on earth. TEAM SATAN, those that are famous, those that made deals with guys like Weinstein, Epstein? and Politicians, those that all have handshakes, back room deals - will say God does not want anyone else? He has taken the GOOD GUYS. But that is piffle. No one is good. we all are thieves and murderers. All HUMAN. all deeply flawed. The separating factor is not your conduct? Not your sinful nature. Its that you do not respect God. He reveals himself at the RAPTURE. and you still MOCK HIM. this is not about PROOF? God will show he exists. You will believe NOAH happened. You wil believe it all. in that day. But you are locked into your primal needs. Same as Satan. Same as a fat man who needs a sugar high. You have made yourself . God offers mercy to the dead and living. If you surrender you avoid hell. If you refuse the MARK-OATH, you reach heaven. But can you do it? Are you willing to starve? to lose a nice job? and not accept free cash from the G7 nations? when the world is falling apart? are you sure God will accept YOU? Your doubts will take you to hell. Your LOGIC and reason again are at work. Your Soul is a nothing to you? and all you feed is a body.
      The only advice is this... in this last decade? do not say an OATH of loyalty, and do not get a MARK? O. oo. a meta mark. Not a hard ask? you can do anything? but avoid these things. Is that difficult? If you honestly think none of this happens? then you are free and clear. But no one avoids this decision. Not YOU not dead people. The separation event is the MARK. not your little sins. You choose to FIGHT GOD. no one has a chance when they do that.
      God is asking you to prove you are HUMAN? and not an animal. So that you can be his Son. Satan says you are an evolved animal. you slithered out of a mud pool, became a mammal, turned int many creatures and reached the summit of mankind? well its crunch time. We see who you believe in this last decade.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@paultimson6674 Not a single study supports that that is the remains of a wooden structure. It was studied and found to be a rock formation. Also the ark described in the Bible was a rectangle, nothing about pointed ends.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@paultimson6674
      Did you forget how paragraphs work SAUL?

    • @scotte4765
      @scotte4765 10 месяцев назад

      @@Pikkabuu No offense, but you guys need to stop responding to that troll.

  • @millierolli5131
    @millierolli5131 6 лет назад +1657

    Title: “Bill Nye destroys Noah’s Ark”
    Me: wtf Bill fix it

    • @ripjuicewrld300
      @ripjuicewrld300 6 лет назад +69

      OsamaBinThottin it must have not been that lame to caught your attention

    • @ripjuicewrld300
      @ripjuicewrld300 6 лет назад +40

      OsamaBinThottin "your" lmao you shouldn't be calling anyone dumb when you don't know the difference between your and you're 💀😂

    • @sailor_artemis
      @sailor_artemis 6 лет назад +33

      Im the only one who found that funny.....

    • @daviddavedav
      @daviddavedav 6 лет назад +14

      Faith Duruh You aren't alone

    • @Lucas-sk5lu
      @Lucas-sk5lu 6 лет назад +10

      Hmmm.good enough. I’ll give you a like....but don’t do it again!

  • @profesitter-rohl4159
    @profesitter-rohl4159 9 лет назад +1081

    I want to know which poor sod on the ark ended up with the tapeworms and threadworms

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 лет назад +70

      Profes Itter-Rohl Not to mention syphilis and gonorrhea!

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 лет назад +5

      ExtantFrodo2 Ahhhh so syphlis and gonorhea MUST have been borne over the waters from the time before the flood. It is impossible for them to have appeared post flood right?
      Thats just common sense.

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 лет назад +54

      hetchiballi
      You either accept evolution or you don't. Which is it?

    • @hetchiballi
      @hetchiballi 9 лет назад +1

      ExtantFrodo2 "accept"? perfect! an apt term.
      i presume you 'accept' evolution.
      May i ask, Why?

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 9 лет назад +66

      hetchiballi
      Because
      A) All the evidence supports it having occurred,
      B) The theory makes perfectly logical & sound sense.
      C) We are able to use the theory to make accurate predictions.

  • @jackdaugaard-hansen4512
    @jackdaugaard-hansen4512 9 месяцев назад +3

    Pualtimeson6674 claim that Noah built this ark and his evidence is the cutty sark which was a ship that transported tea from China, it was wooden sail ship that was launched at the end iron steam sail era, a year later the ships would not even use sails anymore, meaning the ship was extremely outdated

    • @richardgregory3684
      @richardgregory3684 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah but that guy posts huge tracts of biblical numerology and crap about the rapture, you can;t take him seriously.

    • @jackdaugaard-hansen4512
      @jackdaugaard-hansen4512 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@richardgregory3684 if the only knowledge he has on ships is the cutty sark then that’s just sad lol

  • @scotte4765
    @scotte4765 3 месяца назад +1

    Apparently the devil is a decent swimmer. That seems like a significant oversight in a plan to eliminate evil using a lot of water.

  • @Cidrecngo
    @Cidrecngo 3 года назад +766

    Im surprised he didnt bring up the fact that the animals had to be all INBRED if they only carried 2 of each species..

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 3 года назад +115

      or the heat problem, or the lethal levels of toxic waste gasses that would build up in the lower decks....

    • @ExtantFrodo2
      @ExtantFrodo2 3 года назад +40

      @Mr. Awesome The ones who carried syphilis & gonorrhea are the one's who ruined sin for everyone. Yet they must have been sinners themselves to have gotten it so why were they on board?

    • @colinharrison7204
      @colinharrison7204 3 года назад +43

      Exactly, the genetic variation that we see today would be impossible if the ark story happened. And the boat would also have to have a ventilation system, waste disposal system, a medical bay, and room for the animals to exercise. It’s just impossible

    • @pete6705
      @pete6705 3 года назад +45

      There’s got to be at least another 10,000 problems with this story. He can’t name all of them

    • @Stewart1953
      @Stewart1953 3 года назад +5

      not to mention humans

  • @pinkliongaming8769
    @pinkliongaming8769 2 года назад +416

    To show you the power of flex tape, we caused a flood of biblical proportions

    • @paultimson6674
      @paultimson6674 Год назад +8

      that's funny, i'm looking for a roll of black duck tape i have, i can't find it? strong stuff.

    • @andrewblack2596
      @andrewblack2596 Год назад +2

      My inner Jon Tron smiled

    • @dixiefish0173
      @dixiefish0173 Год назад

      Bill lied the ship he’s talking about was on the ocean several years shipping coal back and forth lmafo
      ruclips.net/video/bKKkeMeGxmo/видео.html

    • @Blarnix
      @Blarnix Год назад +1

      And repaired it with only Christianity!

    • @TimCizej137
      @TimCizej137 Год назад

      Ridiculous. This idiot knows that it's better to rip off young atheistic, "educated", "open-minded", cynical and Christianity resenting crowds (The reddit youth), than do any actual science. He makes fun of a beautiful metaphore from hebrew literature by attacking it with scientific methodology, and everyone is clapping, because they are afraid of looking stupid. Dislike.

  • @MiaLucifer
    @MiaLucifer Год назад +16

    Bill Nye is the GOAT 🐐

    • @michaelmcgee335
      @michaelmcgee335 Год назад +1

      Until he went woke and weird.

    • @rickh8093
      @rickh8093 Год назад +1

      Maybe he evolved from a goat, he kinda resembles one 🐐

    • @jamesddrake9282
      @jamesddrake9282 Год назад

      No!!!!!!! Ya don't say I think Jesus was. 😮

  • @Shazzzam74
    @Shazzzam74 9 месяцев назад +3

    The logic that we couldn’t build it so how then did Noah do it is so easily disputed. So I guess the pyramids weren’t built because we cant do that now. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 9 месяцев назад +2

      Who says that we cannot build the pyramids these days?
      And remember that we have build a skyscraper that is almost a kilometer in height...

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 9 месяцев назад +2

      Bill never argued we couldn't build IT, what he is arguing is we cannot build a wooden vessel that wouldn't hog and sag that was the same size....and he is right. A Dutch man built a life sized replica of the ark, it is not sea worthy nor is it able to handle 2 meter high waves.
      As for the Pyramids, the only thing stopping us from doing that is 3-5 billion dollar bill that is stated it would cots....that is all.

    • @Shazzzam74
      @Shazzzam74 8 месяцев назад

      @@Pikkabuu No you’re missing the point. I know that we can build the pyramids with the technology we have now. Thats not the Argument. The argument is that we can’t build the pyramids today WITHOUT our technology and they could. So, if we can’t build a pyramid without our technology then it is also safe to say that we don’t how or can’t build the arc in the way Noah did. That knowledge has been lost to us. I mean we can’t even remember how to land on the moon and we did that like 70yrs ago. 😂

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 8 месяцев назад

      @@Shazzzam74
      No. We have a very good understanding how the ancient people build the pyramids and we can replicate it.
      And no. We CAN land on the Moon too! We have been doing that for a long time with probes. The problem is that the deed demanded tons of specialised equipment and parts that would have to be specially ordered.

    • @Shazzzam74
      @Shazzzam74 8 месяцев назад

      @@Pikkabuu this is not true. We have theories but we do not know how and how they were able to do it as fast as they did.

  • @estebanbedoya7682
    @estebanbedoya7682 5 лет назад +554

    Would've been better if Bill had destroyed an actual ship though

    • @Kenneth_Fishing
      @Kenneth_Fishing 5 лет назад +6

      Sawed in half

    • @sheridix
      @sheridix 5 лет назад +2

      Stolen comment

    • @jivey6664
      @jivey6664 5 лет назад +1

      Thats phil swifts job

    • @dwayneconaway1733
      @dwayneconaway1733 5 лет назад +1

      And if it were the actual ark that Noah built that he was tearing apart would be better right? You are showing your hatred and disdain towards the bible rgarless of whether its true or not!

    • @azzypoo
      @azzypoo 5 лет назад +1

      David you just made claims under no evidence you could prove. And saying there was an ice bridge connecting australia to mainland disappearing is equivalent to the Bering Land Bridge and that saying that that could exist but not this hypothetical land bridge between Australia and Asia is hypocritical is an incredible leap in logic - there is _no_ evidence that there was ever a land bridge there. That’s the difference between Australia and the Bering Land Bridge. And just saying that there was no fossil evidence is just kind of wild, if there were four thousand years of kangaroo pilgrimage to Australia there would absolutely have to be some sort of evidence of that. You see that everywhere of animals much much older than this 4000 year old Kangaroo you’re saying existed. Just saying that there wasn’t doesn’t mean there wasn’t. If they did they _had_ to, it’s common logic and some incredible coincidence for them not to, and you can’t depend on incredible coincidences in the real world. If God decided there weren’t going to be fossils, that’s kind of a bizarre thing. Why would he actively hide evidence of his doing and then give us plenty of evidence of things that contradict, or at the very least explain things that leave him out of the equation. Because God works in mysterious ways? A god who just wants us to love him would actively try and work against giving us reason to believe in him? What, is he a toxic boyfriend who’s jealous of our ex and tries to set us up to cheat on him and then gets mad when we do? That doesn’t seem very smart for an omniscient, omnipotent god.
      Not to mention that tar thing doesn’t solve the problem of the boat bending and twisting like Bill mentioned. That would need to be a lot of tar to keep it from snapping and breaking open, a lot that I would imagine wouldn’t leave a lot of space for the animals (and dinosaurs, according to Ham) and definitely would hurt it’s chance at buoyancy.

  • @pleasecomebackjessica
    @pleasecomebackjessica 3 года назад +279

    Yeah, but still doesn’t explain where my dad went.

    • @ys_1085
      @ys_1085 3 года назад +12

      He went Australia bro I’m with him rn

    • @talentlesscommenter1329
      @talentlesscommenter1329 3 года назад +5

      @@ys_1085 No that’s incorrect, everyone knows Australia isn’t real!

    • @i_hart_camo1829
      @i_hart_camo1829 3 года назад +1

      He went to the cigarette store to get milk

    • @biizham9154
      @biizham9154 3 года назад +1

      Um considering this comment and your username, I'm quiet frankly worried for you.

    • @ryantheguy418
      @ryantheguy418 3 года назад +2

      He went to a galaxy far far away

  • @JeremyMaz
    @JeremyMaz 11 месяцев назад +3

    Many arid desert areas have sea fossils, Las Vegas for example.

    • @immanuelkant6309
      @immanuelkant6309 11 месяцев назад +8

      Las Vegas was covered by the Western Interior Seaway 10's of millions of years ago, Wiki has a good article on it.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 11 месяцев назад +5

      Things have changed. The area where I live was once around the equator.

    • @ThyBountyHunter
      @ThyBountyHunter 11 месяцев назад +2

      Ya check earth history, part of what is now dry land, used to be oceans and under water....

    • @jamesddrake9282
      @jamesddrake9282 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Pikkabuuburned that brain up.

    • @jamesddrake9282
      @jamesddrake9282 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@ThyBountyHunterthat's what happens when you have a flood..

  • @markrecital
    @markrecital 8 лет назад +113

    this video would be more helpful if it showed both sides of the conversation.

    • @joeb5748
      @joeb5748 8 лет назад +5

      The other side of the "argument" is that stories like Noah's Ark are not meant to be interpreted literally, but instead, read to reveal truths about ourselves, our beliefs, our religion, etc.. But most people disregard that, and assume that people who follow religion take everything literally, which isn't true; it's an over generalization.

    • @InshushaGroupie
      @InshushaGroupie 8 лет назад +6

      Meant? By who?
      There isn't any particularly convincing argument that the original writers of the Ark myth intended for it to be taken metaphorically, based as it was on a popular Mesopotamian story taken quite literally. From a modern perspective it's absurd to take it literally, but that's not any kind of guide as to how the story was originally intended to be understood.

    • @joeb5748
      @joeb5748 8 лет назад +2

      +Tim H Cleatly you aren't educated in the Christian faith, Christians are taught that the stories are not meant to be taken literally. For instance, in Genesis when God "rests" on the seventh day, we are taught that the biblical author includes this to show that the Sabbath is reserved for worship and no work shall be done that day. The Christian God, is omnipotent and does not need to rest; therefore, make sure you're facts are clear and checked by numerous, unbiased sources before you make assumptions about other people's religious backgrounds and beliefs.

    • @InshushaGroupie
      @InshushaGroupie 8 лет назад +5

      Joe B 1. Different sects of Christianity are taught wildly different things. You have an example of a Christian who takes Biblical stories very literally right in front of you, Ken Ham.
      2. You should do some reading into the development of the concept of the Jewish god over time.

    • @joeb5748
      @joeb5748 8 лет назад

      +zed1207 1. They aren't taught "wildly" different things. There are various differences among sects of Christianity, but for the most part their core beliefs are the same. 2. I have numerous years of schooling on the topic of religion, world religion, the development of Christianity, the beliefs of other world religions, the sects of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, etc.. 3. You must have misinterpreted my previous comments, even though I did not mention the beliefs of Judaism... I focused on my strongest area: Christianity. Although Christianity stems from Judaism their beliefs are different; for one, the Jewish people are still waiting for their Messiah, Christians have one. 4. "You should do some reading into the development of the concept of the Jewish God over time," I have read various texts on this, but I never mentioned what the Jewish people believe; I did however mention what the Christian peoples are taught, and since Christianity is different than Judaism (although they are similar), your point that I need to read up on the development of the Jewish beliefs in God, is invalid since I never mentioned what Judaism teaches.