I think he's even more Gilgamesh then canon Gilgamesh. Seriously he just oozes arrogant charisma and the VA's performance is spot on. Even noticed some references to his personal history. Plus hearing him just explaining his f**ked they are really sells that he's more than strong enough to back up his boasting and attitude
@@Master_E444 Well, to be fair, Logan does an amazing job voicing characters. That said, I think it's hilarious that both Shirou's main obstacles to conquer are voiced by Logan--Archer and Gilgamesh.
I mean of course Gilgamesh is basically the same he is the best thing ever after all(really the dislike towards humans is the closest to that and I just going to assume he means if this time because you the whole he died because of what he saw humans reach and he wanted them to do it) It really sell the he respects the hell that Hercules went lol you killed me like 20 times but I get up again because really that is just so Hercules, very human of him, aka being true to yourself one of the only things the King likes Other things being accepting hardship without really complaining, thinking for yourself and not blindly following anyone or anything and of course the respect of the willingness to put your very soul on the line
Our boy Goldie's a dick, but he knows how to accurately insult a person. Sometimes that ends up being a compliment to other people, but such compliments will never explicitly leave Goldie's mouth :P
I have a love/hate relationship with Gilgamesh. I love him cuz he's the Gigachadest of Gigachads. I hate him because he's obsessed with Bae-ber. Only Rin deserves Bae-ber.
Something I've discovered doing music (rap specifically) is that while all the intricate ways you can twist a sentence to show off your writing skills is awesome and all, sometimes (most times, I'd argue) nothing beats a simple line delivered with just the right energy. "My dad can beat up your dad" is just such a line, delivered in just such a way. Beautiful.
@@se7enist Yes, but what’s better… is that in its base, unchanged form, its ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BANTER. It’s what eight year old boys argue over because they think it’s impressive. That, coupled with your take, makes this my favorite abridged line ever, full stop.
I also like that he says "I promise to do my best james wood impression as he pummels me into the dirt" like, bro's being snarky about it but if Heracles became fully divine as like a condition of his NP (aka just fizzles out but is divine for a moment) then Gil would deadass lose
That's exactly how I'd react if I got a little rusty because I've been living for 10 years in this disgusting world. *Basically every OG pro gamer when they take a break for 10 years, starts gaming again and almost gets killed by a NewGen prog gamer
I'd say Gilgamesh stole the show, but I don't think it is technically possible to steal that which you already own. And considering that Gilgamesh owns all the treasure in the world, he definitely owns this series.
16:02 Gilgamesh: "I think the enemy got... *the point".* ProZD: "Hey, dude, that's kinda my skit you're stealing the-" Gilgamesh: "I OWN YOU, MONGREL."
Notice that the opening legal disclaimer only said that the show was owned by the people on the screen "according to the modern laws of man" which did not actually concede that Gilgamesh was not the true owner of the show? Clever writing.
Petition for Lancer's last lines to be: 'There once was a Servant in blue, His master had played him a fool, But with his last breath the servant stabbed him to death, And thus he bids this world adieu.' Or something along those lines...
I wonder if I asked for it and maybe donated for a patreon, could I get Lancer/Renji’s VA to give me a happy birthday combining a poem with “that thing Renji does”
@@brandoncastellano1858 Renji voicing Lancer is too perfect actually. They both never win fights. (I know Renji gets a couple of wins in the series but not the point)
@@anadaere6861 "Wait, how are you even considered mad?" "Well, I like to kill dragons and monsters." "Okay, well, a lot of heroes do-" "With my fists." "Ah, there it is."
Shirou: but why do you want to destroy humanity? Gilgamesh: I have spent three weeks around Shinji. Constantly. Rin:... Maybe he gets a free pass this one time.
So for those who don’t know a little tid bit of trivia for you, Herakles was able to break the divine chains because he helped free Prometheus by braking the divine chains that held him.
@@azurestar-ch1 Funny thing... Kratos was the one responsible for chaining him up in Greek myth in the first place. No, not Kray-toss from God of War that the developers just named the Greek word for strength without even checking if that was already a real character's name, I mean the divine personification of the concept of strength.
@@trytobanme9332 I think that Heracles already had 13 lives. 12 from the gods, thus high divinity and weakness to Enkidu, and 13th human life, without divinity, thus breaking Chains of Heaven.
“It should suffice to call my class Gilgamesh” Honestly, he isn’t really wrong there if he’d just drop the massive ego, then again that wouldn’t make him Gilgamesh
Funnily enough, on Anime Planet every Servant is listed on their profiles not by their real names (to avoid spoilers) but by their Servant classes. Except Gilgamesh. He is just Gilgamesh. You know, Fate/Zero, starring Saber, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, Berserker and Gilgamesh.
@@typeouetco1626 Yeah, and adding context Lancelot is "just a guy" instead of a demigod. His madness enhancement is weaker, his master is pretty awful compared to Illya, he didn't have Godhand protecting him from all but the highest tier of weapons... Arguably, just from how much stuff Herc has over him, Lance-boy was putting him to shame during the dogfight even if that is mostly just Eternal Arms Mastery doing it's thing couple with a bit of Protection of the Spirits. It is indeed mainly about taunting/insulting Herc, but there is no denying it's pretty much the closest Archer Gil will get to complimenting a mongrel openly stealing his shit.
@@rafaelcastor2089 he also had a total counter to GOB in knight of owner and like... yeah, you're describing everything heracles has over lancelot, AND? If anything you're just showing how much stronger he is, which is exactly the comparison that is being made. and he didn't "put gilgamesh to shame". Gilgamesh was playing around, lancelot wasn't instantly dying, that's all there is to it.
@@typeouetco1626 Knight of owner doesn't really counter GOB any more than just having a good melee weapon* NP to use to strike down the weapons. It does leave Zerkerlot with a lot more "ammo" in case his breaks but that is pretty much it. It's the Eternal Arms Mastery and insane stats Lancelot has that really let him keep his ground decently enough. Oh, and i was clearly talking about how Lancelot was putting HERACLES to shame with how far he got with so little resources by comparison. Especially considering that Gil wasn't even really trying all that hard against Heracles either
@@rafaelcastor2089 the np with the ability to use any weapon, including your opponent's, something other servants can't do with nps, while keeping that weapon rank doesn't counter GOB? How? 16 weapons from one side vs hundreds from everywhere. Clearly he was trying just as hard for both.
Actually blown away by A) how well Red Like Roses fits the fight thematically and B) How well the song matched the action, at times perfectly beat to beat. Actually masterfully done guys.
@@matthewbrune5490 And I love that about Heracles. Also, Gil is pretty much someone who has to be proven wrong about something too. So it was a perfect fit here.
The funny part is that in one of his works, Heracles broke the Prometheus chains, something similar to Enkidu's, so he is kinda of a natural counter to Gilgamesh's NPs.
@@Lemuel928 At that point he had used 2 main ones: Gate of Babylon and Enkidu. Doubtlessly the other of the "big 3" is Ea. That said: he lied. He has 4. He was not counting Sha Naqba Imuru.
@@Preaplanes Actually, while he was lying, he really only has 2. Officially Archer Gilgamesh doesn't have Sha Naqba Imuru, only Child Gil and Caster Gil do (or I should say only those two have been shown or stated to have it, he might but it isn't proven). And Enkidu isn't his Noble Phantasm, strictly speaking it's just like all the other ones inside his Gate of Babylon. It seems like it's his because of how easily he can control it, but that's just Enkidu being a bro.
@@kawwmoi Child Gil is just Gil who drank the youth potion recently. Gil here *does* have it, and indeed he even alluded to it in this Abridged episode, but between his suppression of it and his disbelief of certain timelines, most times you can consider it being turned off.
Gilgamesh sounding so excited when Heracles almost kills him says a lot about his character and not in the obvious way you'd expect without knowing about him.
Stay Night Gilgamesh no matter how rotten and even more full of himself he has become, as the King of Heroes was a hero. The thought of risking his life in battle still throttles his blood a little.
Honestly he was being a bit of a drama queen about it. The guy's got B Strength and C Endurance, that's enough to take a hit or four from Berserker without glittering away. Plenty of time to keep pincushioning the cavalry class.
@@Preaplanes not really. Gil knew the second Herc touched him his ass was dead since Herc could quite literally rip him apart before he could retaliate. Gil is tough, but he’s not “walk off having your head crushed like a grape” tough
@@Preaplanes try over twice as strong. A+ strength with Madness Enhancement bonuses vs squishy C rank endurance without his hax armor. Best case scenario Gil only loses a couple of limbs, most likely case Shinji has to clean up what was left of Gil with a power washer
"I just realized watching a homunculus die dregs up memories I would rather *not* deal with." Second Enkidu reference of the day, lets hear it for our favorite clay!
"I swear to god, if that bitch attacked already and Archer's CARPET BOMBING someone WITHOUT ME, I'm going to ACTUALLY stab him in the eye." Well, you're not wrong Rin. Archer IS carpet bombing someone without you... Maybe you should have been a little more specific?
@@blackvial I know, just that even though Sakura is the main heroine in HF, I felt that Illya took that place. I'm reading the VN (HF) and Illya has a lot more screen time and wholesome moments with Shirou than Sakura herself lol. I suppose they cut content due to lack of time, but now I understand why Illya was so convinced to sacrifice herself.
@@JV-iv9ml It's a song from RWBY. It's a call-and-response between the main character and her deceased mother, talking about the hardship the main character faced as a result of her mother's early death. There's some elements of the daughter blaming her mother for abandoning her, and the mother apologizing for not being there for her child, which sort of parallels Illya's relationship with Kiritsugu. Also, it's a straight banger.
@@vbrimme See the problem is that while I was hyped, I associated the song with the fight of Hercules and Gilgamesh, and failed to realize that it was played for *Ilya* and not them. So it took me a hot minute to get it.
@@Nony_Amous101 Yes and no? It could also be seen as a song for Berserker. He's the parent that failed his children and harbours guilt for that. While the song is certainly a catharsis for Ruby, it reflects the pain felt by her mother in ultimately failing her child, which is how Berserker is positioned. Ilya reflecting the grief of Ruby and Berserker reflecting the grief of Ruby's mother is pretty spot on. The best piece is that the relationship between Ilya and Berserker is a redemption of the trauma they've experience, and so while the relationship isn't a direct one like Ruby and her mother, its overall theme of trying to resolve family trauma is spot on to the relationship Ilya and Berserker have.
Gilgamesh: I've realized watching a homunculus die brings up memories I don't want to deal with Me remembering Archer Gil hasn't completed his journey yet: oh.... ooooh... yikes.
@@KalaamNozalys the one to find a method of immortality. Basically Archer Gil has just lost his best friend, is kinda a dick, and is mid to late quest. Caster Gil is still prideful but more understanding and wise due to the way his quest ended, and is post the end of his quest.
@@KalaamNozalys For additional context, said best friend was sent to him by the gods (no saints themselves) specifically because they wanted him to chill the fuck out and quite being such a dick. Like most things with Gilgamesh, it...*half* worked. Archer Gilgamesh is basically Gil's edgy teen phase - an edgy teen phase that lasted so long and was so intense it went down in literal legend as the ultimate edgy teen phase and altered the universe's laws, creating the Throne of Heroes. It also was not a good combo with the absolute and immense power he possesses, then or now.
My own Head canon is that Heracles divinity as he transcended to Godhood is tied to his 12 labors. The second the twelve labors were up, so was his own divinity. At that point Enkidu is just God enhanced steel rather than the might that can chain the heavens themselves
@@ProjectMouthwash It might be that Heracles is known in legends to have broken the adamantium chains which bound Prometheus, therefore he actually has a conceptual advantage compared to your average divinity against god binding chains.
@@gigglemesh121 _That_ is an excellent idea that never occurred to me. I've been of Xenosaiyan's mind up there until now, tat he lost his divinity with his labors and was effectively a _really frickin' powerful_ mortal in those last moments. Maybe a bit of both?
Raw Strenght, Herecles broke the chains that bound Prometheus, a deity, and the chains were said to be indestructible, meaning that he kind of naturally counters Enkidu, just like Gigglemesh said.
I usually pin a comment clarifying something but I have nothing to clarify. You look nice today. Drink lots of water. EDIT: AHA. Found something. To those saying Gilgamesh technically has four NPs, please note that Ea is part of the GoB. I presume people's confusion is coming from assuming it's considered seperate, but its lore notes it as the gate's greatest weapon. As important and iconic as it is, it's just another weapon stored within the gate. Enkidu has existed seperately from the gate however. Also remember that what characters say and what's factual correct often diverge due to perspective. Our characters aren't reading from wikias. It would be stiffling if they were.
They had no business making Illyasviel, Sella and Leysritt so endearing knowing what happens to them. Is that your big plan here? Make me feel feeling so you can cut me down a peg? That cuts deep, but I respect that.
"But I saw a thing made out of deceit and emptiness outside! If that's not daddy, I don't know what is." Come on Project Mouthwash, don't be like that. Tell us how you really feel about Shirou and Kiritsugu's dream! Hands down the best line in the episode.
@@DredgenStorm I disagree, original Gilgamesh is just arrogant, while this one is also arrogant but in a a**holish kind of way. Also do you really believe default Gilgamesh would say this 17:08
Well, I'll be damned. You guys once again not only showed me a banger of a song but made me crack the biggest smile just seeing Gilgamesh being smug for 12 minutes straight. Its hilarious how most characters in this series are just themselves but their personalities are cracked up to 11 and they are free to act like goofballs here and there. This is how abridged series are supposed to be for the most part. Small changes and tweaks in their overall character, but most of the jokes comes from exaggeration of their base personalities. Amazing editing, incredible voice acting, perfectly fitted music and equally good jokes. As always, never stopping with impressing us! Now, here is the great quotes from this episode catalogue (Definitely not complete but enjoy the free copypastas): "Nah! They just blow people up. Good old Einzberns!" - The surprisingly accurate cannon description of the Einzbern. "Big axe engage?" - Homunculus of culture. "I see you brought your own bat, Berserker. In that case... batter up." - Baseball Gilgamesh confirmed for the next JP event, rejoice. "Unbreakable shield, meet unstoppable spear! Also unstoppable sword, unstoppable bow, unstoppable... *chuckles* well, just about everything." - King of 'smug mood'. "NO, GOD! WHY!? NO! …NO!!!" - The most normal quote of Rin Tohsaka. "Now I'm going to show you... Why they call me tiny murder machine!" - Kiritsugu's little marble. "He's got like a million---billion weapons! I 100% maximum want that!" - Walking copyright infringement. "And what was your divinity, big guy? I'm going to guess A… B at the lowest. And now by my arithmetic that makes you… royally fucked!" - King of Uruk. "No matter how many times people threaten that, it never stops being hilarious. Alright, bet, let's do this!" - Fate fandom incarnated. "Shinji, what's wrong with you?" - Heavens feel in a nutshell. "Oh, and you are free to shoot Shinji if you wish to." - Fate fandom incarnated. Archetype: Maximum~
Amazing. Oh yeah I just realized that Lancelot actually did give Gilgamesh a lot more trouble then Heracles. Though in fairness Knight of Owner and Eternal Arms Mastery are an excellent counter to the Gate of Babylon and Berserker is the big guys worst class. Also Enkidu was kind of like a Homunculus so seeing Illiya dead would bring up some bad memories for Gilgamesh nice touch.
Well, Heracles was trying to protect Illya rather than fight Gil, the King of Heroes said it himself: "If you had left the girl behind, maybe you would’ve had a chance against me"
The thing with lancelot is that in their first fight in the novel, we are told gilgamesh was planning to throw 32 weapons at a time instead of 16. In doing so, there was no way for lancelot to resist but tokiomi made gil back off
@@1999bazz It's certainly a counter to _which_ weapons he throws at him, though. The stronger the Noble Phantasm you shoot at Lancelot, the stronger you risk making him if he gets his hands on it.
@@BloodrealmX It's less about the strength & more about the number of weapons he can defend from. But I do get your point. If Gil only ever fired one weapon at a time in his fights (which is rare).
8:34 Wow. Aŋra Mainiiu seems just a liiiiiiittle salty over Kiritsugu telling him to go to... whatever the Zoroastrian afterlife is called. Saying such terrible things about him...
I like how Gilgamesh is really not different than in the original show it goes to show how perfect of a character he already was so cynical and egotistical. They just cranked that up to 11 and there's no difference he just wears it on his sleeve way more.
Who put the "God" in "Demigod"? (HE-RA-CLES!) Whose raw might shall beat the odds? (HE-RA-CLES!) Is he strong? (No one stronger) Is he great? THE BEST BERSERKER!
"HOLY SHIT I NEARLY DIED!" Jeez, from my run count, that'd be like the 4th time in this timeline along Gil. Descending to the underworld, then descending again after the snake ate your herb, and then the actual time, and now here. Shirou's gonna make sure you get to at least experience that close run with death a 5th time, while Archer finishes up the job though
"How many noble phantasms do you have!?" "Technically 3, why, who's asking?" Gil being an absolute savage knowing good and well that he has *all* of the noble phantasms
He was referring to the ones that are unique to him specifically, pretty much making the entire gate only count as one. but even then they got the number wrong. Gil has four that belong to him.
@@zbubbles4126 Assuming that everything that comes from the gate is one Np, then he has the gate of Babylon, Ea, enkidu, and Sha Naqba Imuru. Those are the only Np unique to Gil. Everything else just comes from the Gates ability and technically belongs to other people.
@@DmonHiro The type moon page says all versions of Gil have it but it doesn't show up on his profile cause he keeps it sealed. he even mentions his clairvoyance in this episode. even kid Gil has it. Caster Gil just has the most emphasis on it because its what qualifies him as a grand servants candidate.
Leysritt is precious. Also it makes me extremely happy how happy Gilgamesh sounded at his almost-death, probably the biggest thrill he’s had since my beloved clay left this world.
Tiny whisper of "Do I get to use the big axe?" followed by equally tiny "Yassssssssssss" Oh. Oh the delivery. Oh I laughed through almost the entire opening sequence.
"He adopted a son" "He's never once come to find you (as far as you know") Okay that's definitely fai- "He's one of those people who likes oatmeal cookies with raisins on them. Like, looks for them specifically." DAYUM IRISVIEL THA'TS TOO CRUEL Bravo guys. I look forward to the next episode.
the longer it takes for these episodes to come out the more i feel this series is going to be legendary like dbz abridged edit: I just finished the premiere and this was AMAZING like always
I couldn't tell if Gilgamesh was actually scared or excited that he almost died! I love that it sounded like both! Can't wait for the Archer/Shiro fight, I was pleasantly surprised with this fight, and the music choice. Since this fight is somewhat tragic. You guys did a stellar job, as usual, of making it intense, funny, serious and awesome!
some of the best gil lines: 14:13 : if I pretend to be surprised will you take this seriously? 14:18 : oh no I'm so off my gaurd 14:27 : how many noble phantrasms do you have? technically three, why who's asking? 14:41 : the best tool, that's right he said the best tool 15:00 : and by my arithmetic that makes you...... royally fucked 15:11 : oh you know what else isn't going to work? his heart 15:47 : correction, you don't see anything 16:01 : I guess you really cant see the point now, well here it isoh clumsy me, the point I mean 16:35 : watching a homunculus die brings up memories id rather not deal with (enkidu reference) 17:08 : HOLY SHIT, I ALMOST DIED 17:27 : kill those mongrels who think i didn't notice them 17:56 : tell me shinji in which universe do you live in which it is permissible for you to speak in my pressence not a gil line but mad me spit my water out : 19:14 : shinji whats wrong with you? not enough hours ina day to answer that question 19:53 : Gilgamesh please don't let them shoot me to deaaath 20:11 : i want to emphasize how dare you but agreeing with shinji leaves a taste of vomit in my mouth 20:30 : seriously, offer to kill shinji, going once,
Everyone talking about how epic Gilgamesh is but no one's talking about Lisrett and Sella and how much it hurt watching them be amazing when we all knew they were about to be brutally killed defending their girl.
Gilgamesh: "are you really a berserker? Compared to the last one youre not as much of a problem!" Cuts to Fate Cero abridged: Gilgamesh: "GET EM BOYS!" *gates of babylon go brr* Lancelot: *Wails of angry badassery, whilst grabbing a phantasm to use against gilgamesh*
you're almost a weapon magnet* Because Lancelot didn't get hit with weapons because he deflected or turned them all back (or dodged? i don't recall), whereas Heracles didn't
@@NotBamOrBing Zerkerlot was a total gunslinger - grabbing weapons out of the air to deflect _other_ weapons - Heracles unfortunately was not. At least, not with Illya around to keep him from dodging.
I genuinely enjoyed this over the actual episode and most other fate things I've seen. I've seen Gil vs berserker hundreds of times but adding red like roses part 2 and new dialogue was so hype.
That “Holy shit! I almost died!” was flawless. Exactly the right mix of shock, fear, elation, and admiration. I totally believed he was feeling that incredible rush that follows that moment.
Back when episode 5 came out I said I hoped they would abridge Heaven's Feel so Rider and Sakura could get more screen time. I need to extend that to Ilya and Gilgamesh now. Ilya because she deserves better. And despite now much I loved what a monster Gilgamesh was in this episode, that just means he deserves a fate much worse than what this route has to offer him.
Heavens feel gil was more of a fear approach. You know hes this powerful but dies in snap sent shivers down my spine like wtf is sakura? What gil does to the masters and servants are less consequential bc they are part of the holy grail war. His death was good enough in ubw.
Hey Gil was great in this and Ilya took her death like a champ. Since she went out on a high and Gil immediately went from monster-man to man respecting monster opponent to almost wanting to leave this plane to straight up dissing everyone, especially Shinji, I'd say all is forgiven here.
The relationship between Illya and Berseker is so wholesome, and it's great how the Project Mouthwash writers and VAs brought so much emotional weight to their bond in one episode.
*Everyone in this series:* Abridged Parody versions of themselves
*Gilgamesh:* Literally just walked off of the main franchise into this series
Kind of hard to top, isn't he?
I think he's even more Gilgamesh then canon Gilgamesh. Seriously he just oozes arrogant charisma and the VA's performance is spot on. Even noticed some references to his personal history. Plus hearing him just explaining his f**ked they are really sells that he's more than strong enough to back up his boasting and attitude
@@Master_E444 Gilgamesh can only be more of himself when he isn't restricted by the plot to keep big reveals for himself
@@Master_E444 Well, to be fair, Logan does an amazing job voicing characters. That said, I think it's hilarious that both Shirou's main obstacles to conquer are voiced by Logan--Archer and Gilgamesh.
I mean of course Gilgamesh is basically the same he is the best thing ever after all(really the dislike towards humans is the closest to that and I just going to assume he means if this time because you the whole he died because of what he saw humans reach and he wanted them to do it)
It really sell the he respects the hell that Hercules went lol you killed me like 20 times but I get up again because really that is just so Hercules, very human of him, aka being true to yourself one of the only things the King likes
Other things being accepting hardship without really complaining, thinking for yourself and not blindly following anyone or anything and of course the respect of the willingness to put your very soul on the line
Calling Shinji a Mongrel would be an insult to Actual Mongrels.
I loved the fact that Gilgamesh was using every word OTHER than Mongrel/Zasshu when referring to Shiji xD
@@TsukabuNosoratori2 up until the end atleast
Our boy Goldie's a dick, but he knows how to accurately insult a person. Sometimes that ends up being a compliment to other people, but such compliments will never explicitly leave Goldie's mouth :P
Especially Gilgamesh
#StopWakameAbuse
I want to hate Gilgamesh, but he hates Shinji. And I just can't hate that.
you can hate him for using children for mana
@@economicsman5528I mean that seems like a go to for a lot of people honestly.
@@VioletDeathRei still love the arrogant Gilgamesh as fictional character
@@economicsman5528 worst part is, he didn't even need it. His gob probably has a magical energy reactor.
I have a love/hate relationship with Gilgamesh. I love him cuz he's the Gigachadest of Gigachads. I hate him because he's obsessed with Bae-ber. Only Rin deserves Bae-ber.
“My dad can beat up his dad.”
Oh. Oh ok. Just… gonna make this line badass now huh?
Something I've discovered doing music (rap specifically) is that while all the intricate ways you can twist a sentence to show off your writing skills is awesome and all, sometimes (most times, I'd argue) nothing beats a simple line delivered with just the right energy. "My dad can beat up your dad" is just such a line, delivered in just such a way. Beautiful.
@@se7enist Yes, but what’s better… is that in its base, unchanged form, its ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BANTER. It’s what eight year old boys argue over because they think it’s impressive. That, coupled with your take, makes this my favorite abridged line ever, full stop.
The line: "Holy shit, I almost died!" Perfectly represents the fact that Gilgamesh is 1/3rd human. It shows that even Gilgamesh is not invincible
I also like that he says "I promise to do my best james wood impression as he pummels me into the dirt" like, bro's being snarky about it but if Heracles became fully divine as like a condition of his NP (aka just fizzles out but is divine for a moment) then Gil would deadass lose
Yeah isn't Gilgamesh like 1/3 human 1/3 Giant 1/3 God
@@Therealhumanresources Nah he's 1/3 Human and 2/3 God.
That's exactly how I'd react if I got a little rusty because I've been living for 10 years in this disgusting world.
*Basically every OG pro gamer when they take a break for 10 years, starts gaming again and almost gets killed by a NewGen prog gamer
Basically every OG pro gamer when they take a break for 10 years, starts gaming again and almost gets killed by a NewGen prog gamer
I'd say Gilgamesh stole the show, but I don't think it is technically possible to steal that which you already own. And considering that Gilgamesh owns all the treasure in the world, he definitely owns this series.
He's everybody's king
16:02 Gilgamesh: "I think the enemy got... *the point".*
ProZD: "Hey, dude, that's kinda my skit you're stealing the-"
Gilgamesh: "I OWN YOU, MONGREL."
Notice that the opening legal disclaimer only said that the show was owned by the people on the screen "according to the modern laws of man" which did not actually concede that Gilgamesh was not the true owner of the show?
Clever writing.
It would be funny that on the start of the next episode Gilgamesh is on the names of people who owns the official release.
@@AltTabbackspace I want this xD
Shout-out to Gilgamesh's VA to damn near perfectly mimicking Shinji's VA, holy shit that shocked me
Yep that was magnificent
That would be the channel runner himself, Logan Laidlaw
Wait which Shinji va? Doug Erholtz or Kyle McCarley?
Gilgamesh yelling about how he almost died was probably the highlight of this episode for me.
For me it was both that and Rin being technically correct about "Archer carpet bombing someone without me."
@@flannerysnotebook hey atleast its projectiles and not arrows
he sounded SO excited :3
He didn’t expect berserker to come back to life after dying 12 times. In fact none of the fans including me expected that either!
@@SuperStar-lb8gf I did. His original life + 12 earned via labors for a total of 13.
So Shirou’s noble phantasm is basically “ *I WANT THAT* “
Is it not?
@@Dragonlover553 took me a while to figure that out cause I am big Dum Dum
@@prachetasnayse9709Maybe it's "I'll Make That"?
@@josephnew5025I think it's closer to "I'M GONNA COPY THAT!"
WHOA THATS COOL LEMME TRY IT
10 episodes later:
Gil: "Archer!"
EMIYA: "Did you see me glitter, bitch?"
OK THAT ACTUALLY WOULD BE AMAZING
@@Drip_Wooper Please no
@Major Tom His clothes did.
Hopefully we won’t need to wait 10 years for that
Pleeeeeeease this needs to be a line
"It's raining men"
"Halleluja"
it killed me
“This is very unhalleluja!*
@@dashfire109gaming5 "You're not the hallelujah police! You don't get to decide what is, or isn't hallelujah!"
,,It's sure Zarbon around here."
@@danielbedrossian5986but he's straight though
"Heracles is not the only demi-god who is saddled with labors." HOW DID THEY WRITE HIM SO WELL IM DEAD XD
FACTS BRO
Gil is surprisingly easy to write if you know what traits to emphasize.
Gil wrote himself
Time stamp for when this was said?
@@zerodiversion4509 towards the end I think?
Dio: "How many breads have you eaten in your life?"
Not-Greg: "Honestly, I'd keep track but one need not count every grain of rice they consume."
ah, I see you are a manderville man. good show ole chum!
Ahh a fellow eorzian, how fare you fellow gentleman
"Unless you're Vlad, I guess."
"I'm NOT A VAMPIRE"
@@Theferrell We all of us are Manderville Men. Yes, that includes those of us that identify as girl. *does the Manderville Mambo*
Gilgamesh stole her heart he's great with ladies
An absolute lady-killer.
@@ProjectMouthwash they say he's heartless but we clearly see he has one.
He really knows the fastest way to a women's heart
@@fort2558 straight through
@@fort2558 what is it, fucking chidori through her chest?
Petition for Lancer's last lines to be:
'There once was a Servant in blue,
His master had played him a fool,
But with his last breath the servant stabbed him to death,
And thus he bids this world adieu.'
Or something along those lines...
That was well thought out ngl.
I wonder if I asked for it and maybe donated for a patreon, could I get Lancer/Renji’s VA to give me a happy birthday combining a poem with “that thing Renji does”
Seconded
@@brandoncastellano1858 Renji voicing Lancer is too perfect actually. They both never win fights.
(I know Renji gets a couple of wins in the series but not the point)
I still want Saber to use her Noble Phantasm name and call it Getsuga Tenshou.
"Less madness, more enhancement!"
*Beowulf, eating a dragon somewhere:* Huh. My ears are ringing...
Beowulf when the Berserk in Berserker is negotiable and open to interpretation
@@anadaere6861 "Your name means Bear, you're a Bear-Serker, this is not negotiable" -The Counter Force, probably
Kiyohime: THE POWER OF MASTAH COMPELS ME
Ibuki Summer: My enhanced kit is Madness
@@anadaere6861 "Wait, how are you even considered mad?"
"Well, I like to kill dragons and monsters."
"Okay, well, a lot of heroes do-"
"With my fists."
"Ah, there it is."
"My class is Gilgamesh" that is so fucking accurate 😭😂
that quote is an Extra CCC reference btw. he LITERALLY say that because it's the case in the game XD.
@@Rigald02 oh shit I never played the games but that just goes to show how awesome this abridged series is
Hearing Gilgamesh being aware about every Shinji in every universe, and loathing them is music to my ears.
Shirou: but why do you want to destroy humanity?
Gilgamesh: I have spent three weeks around Shinji. Constantly.
Rin:... Maybe he gets a free pass this one time.
So for those who don’t know a little tid bit of trivia for you, Herakles was able to break the divine chains because he helped free Prometheus by braking the divine chains that held him.
That's right, that also a thing, not the Kratos burning the old titan into a bonfire
@@azurestar-ch1 Funny thing... Kratos was the one responsible for chaining him up in Greek myth in the first place. No, not Kray-toss from God of War that the developers just named the Greek word for strength without even checking if that was already a real character's name, I mean the divine personification of the concept of strength.
I was pretty sure it was because him fighting gilgamesh counted as 13th labor and that gave him 13th life
@@trytobanme9332 I think that Heracles already had 13 lives. 12 from the gods, thus high divinity and weakness to Enkidu, and 13th human life, without divinity, thus breaking Chains of Heaven.
@@sunbro197 eh i want to bealivething i said cuase its badass
“It should suffice to call my class Gilgamesh”
Honestly, he isn’t really wrong there if he’d just drop the massive ego, then again that wouldn’t make him Gilgamesh
Actually in Fate/ Extra CCC they made a Gilgamesh class just because the mooncell couldn't contain Gil's bottomless ego in a proper servant class.
Funnily enough, on Anime Planet every Servant is listed on their profiles not by their real names (to avoid spoilers) but by their Servant classes. Except Gilgamesh. He is just Gilgamesh. You know, Fate/Zero, starring Saber, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, Berserker and Gilgamesh.
There are a few options
Saber
Archer
Caster
And Gilgamesh
Honestly, he could keep the ego and just end fights quicker
Technically Caster Gil exists. He's still egotistical, but... Well, it's more tame. Supposedly. I haven't watched Babylonia.
I never knew that Red Like Roses Part 2 would be featured in UBW Abridged as a swan song for Illya & Berserker's last stand against Gilgamesh.
And it was an amazing choice
Me neither, but I love it
It fits astoundingly well. With the context that Illya doesn't have a mother at this point...or her life for that matter
Unexpexcted but still absolutely beautiful.
@@krg-diver4655 i mean she also lost her dad and is gonna lose her servant papa.
Looks like it’s time for the yearly rewatch of the entire series again before the new episode!
fr, time to grind
Absolute facts
Beat me to it lolol. It's absolutely worth rewatching every year, before watching the new episode. I always enjoy it, every time.
this is tradition for me
and the tradition continues.
I love how Gilgamesh gives a huge backhanded compliment to Lancelot.
despite context mattering a lot. He was throwing hundreds of weapons at herk from all sides, 16 against lancelot, and only frontally.
@@typeouetco1626 Yeah, and adding context Lancelot is "just a guy" instead of a demigod. His madness enhancement is weaker, his master is pretty awful compared to Illya, he didn't have Godhand protecting him from all but the highest tier of weapons... Arguably, just from how much stuff Herc has over him, Lance-boy was putting him to shame during the dogfight even if that is mostly just Eternal Arms Mastery doing it's thing couple with a bit of Protection of the Spirits.
It is indeed mainly about taunting/insulting Herc, but there is no denying it's pretty much the closest Archer Gil will get to complimenting a mongrel openly stealing his shit.
@@rafaelcastor2089 he also had a total counter to GOB in knight of owner and like... yeah, you're describing everything heracles has over lancelot, AND? If anything you're just showing how much stronger he is, which is exactly the comparison that is being made. and he didn't "put gilgamesh to shame". Gilgamesh was playing around, lancelot wasn't instantly dying, that's all there is to it.
@@typeouetco1626 Knight of owner doesn't really counter GOB any more than just having a good melee weapon* NP to use to strike down the weapons. It does leave Zerkerlot with a lot more "ammo" in case his breaks but that is pretty much it. It's the Eternal Arms Mastery and insane stats Lancelot has that really let him keep his ground decently enough.
Oh, and i was clearly talking about how Lancelot was putting HERACLES to shame with how far he got with so little resources by comparison. Especially considering that Gil wasn't even really trying all that hard against Heracles either
@@rafaelcastor2089 the np with the ability to use any weapon, including your opponent's, something other servants can't do with nps, while keeping that weapon rank doesn't counter GOB? How?
16 weapons from one side vs hundreds from everywhere. Clearly he was trying just as hard for both.
Actually blown away by A) how well Red Like Roses fits the fight thematically and B) How well the song matched the action, at times perfectly beat to beat. Actually masterfully done guys.
Never expected to encounter RWBY flashbacks in Fate...
Gonna be that guy.
It's red like roses part 2
I'm surprised by how well it fits Illya
For REAL
As a massive RWBY fan when it came on I legit felt chills, its such a good song for this fight
“You went from hero to zero pretty fast” STOP THE REFERENCES ARE GONNA KILL ME 😂
That took me out XD
I not understood the reference!
@@fernandoneto3625 Hercules Disney song. Zero to Hero
@@jordanlyons2609 oh, thanks.
@@jordanlyons2609 My favorite Disney song too, which made the reference even better.
The mere fact that Heracles forced respect post-death on Gilgamesh is a heroic feat in and of itself.
Pfft, telling Herakles that something is impossible is pretty much an invite to prove the other person wrong
And now we know what trial earned him his 13th life.
@@matthewbrune5490 And I love that about Heracles. Also, Gil is pretty much someone who has to be proven wrong about something too. So it was a perfect fit here.
Even now he surpasses his own legend
The funny part is that in one of his works, Heracles broke the Prometheus chains, something similar to Enkidu's, so he is kinda of a natural counter to Gilgamesh's NPs.
Ilya may not have been prepared for wolves but for sure not as much as I was NOT prepared for Red Like Roses during that epic fucking fight, oh my god
Neither was I, I was half wondering what the heck was going on it's been so long since I listened to that banger.
I got to admit it's a real banger 🤩.
i know!!! i was so excited at that scene!!! so cooool
Illya - "How many noble phantasms do you have!?"
Gilgamesh - "Yes."
So far,it’s three..
@@Lemuel928 At that point he had used 2 main ones: Gate of Babylon and Enkidu. Doubtlessly the other of the "big 3" is Ea.
That said: he lied. He has 4. He was not counting Sha Naqba Imuru.
We don’t have Gilgamesh Alter yet.
@@Preaplanes Actually, while he was lying, he really only has 2. Officially Archer Gilgamesh doesn't have Sha Naqba Imuru, only Child Gil and Caster Gil do (or I should say only those two have been shown or stated to have it, he might but it isn't proven). And Enkidu isn't his Noble Phantasm, strictly speaking it's just like all the other ones inside his Gate of Babylon. It seems like it's his because of how easily he can control it, but that's just Enkidu being a bro.
@@kawwmoi Child Gil is just Gil who drank the youth potion recently. Gil here *does* have it, and indeed he even alluded to it in this Abridged episode, but between his suppression of it and his disbelief of certain timelines, most times you can consider it being turned off.
Best phrases:
"Oh, I didn't know this homunculi functioned as doorbells"
"So I just need a lot of weapons? Yeah, that's not gonna be a problem"
And, "If I pretend to be surprised will you take this seriously?" So much arrogance in that line lol
also the "HOLY SHIT! I ALMOST *DIED* !" heh... the adrenaline
Do I get to use the bacon axe?
Gilgamesh owes us a James Wood impression
It's true he does
It’s like a prophecy when Gilgamesh says he can do something like that. The prophecy must be answered!
The offer going once going twice is close to that
@@ProjectMouthwash hopefully he does that against Shirou.
But wasn't it while Heracles was pounding him into the dirt?
Come here and pick up your "Time for a full series rewatch" tickets!
I would unironically watch this series in a theater if I could. I would PAY to watch something this great in a theater.
Food and drinks over here! Get some popcorn, beer, and corndogs (please show ID)
I'll take 20
Tiny murder machine "HOW MANY NOBLE PHANTASMS DO YOU EVEN HAVE!?"
Gilgamesh "yes"
I like how Gilgamesh hyped up his best friend when he brought out Enkidu
a couple episodes later:
Gil: "Archer!?"
EMIYA: "I didn't glitter away bitch!"
...I'm gonna miss Leysritt. She was definitely the best character.
_Wooooooooooooords._
Nah. Wiiiiiiiiirds
Big axe mode engage?
@@bryanincommiefornia5629big axe mode engage!
"Do I get to use the Big Axe?"
Word.
Gilgamesh sounding so excited when Heracles almost kills him says a lot about his character and not in the obvious way you'd expect without knowing about him.
Stay Night Gilgamesh no matter how rotten and even more full of himself he has become, as the King of Heroes was a hero. The thought of risking his life in battle still throttles his blood a little.
Honestly he was being a bit of a drama queen about it. The guy's got B Strength and C Endurance, that's enough to take a hit or four from Berserker without glittering away. Plenty of time to keep pincushioning the cavalry class.
@@Preaplanes not really. Gil knew the second Herc touched him his ass was dead since Herc could quite literally rip him apart before he could retaliate. Gil is tough, but he’s not “walk off having your head crushed like a grape” tough
@@PikachuLittle Herc is 25% stronger than Gilgamesh. I don't think that's quite as applicable as you think it is.
@@Preaplanes try over twice as strong. A+ strength with Madness Enhancement bonuses vs squishy C rank endurance without his hax armor. Best case scenario Gil only loses a couple of limbs, most likely case Shinji has to clean up what was left of Gil with a power washer
"I just realized watching a homunculus die dregs up memories I would rather *not* deal with."
Second Enkidu reference of the day, lets hear it for our favorite clay!
"I swear to god, if that bitch attacked already and Archer's CARPET BOMBING someone WITHOUT ME, I'm going to ACTUALLY stab him in the eye."
Well, you're not wrong Rin. Archer IS carpet bombing someone without you... Maybe you should have been a little more specific?
Whose Archer? Clearly it is the Gilgamesh Class Servant that's carpet bombing the Einzbern Castle.
i thought he was actually satan?
@@wnjqdjwadwdaw9636 Archer is his class container. Actually Satan is his true identity.
@@flannerysnotebook but actually satan is saber!
@@wnjqdjwadwdaw9636 "I get enough of this from Rin!"
The bit of Grail Irisviel complaining about Kiritsugu's enjoyment of oatmeal raisin cookies is EXTREMELY funny.
That bit was genius on Angry Mango's part. It'd convince me.
It's also very in line with his characterization in hollow ataraxia, given how childish he is.
Love that Gilgamesh actually did a James Woods impression with his "going once, going twice".
I hadn't even realized that, these things have so much rewatch valuuuuue
Gilgamesh: Enkidu the best tool!
ME: HE SAID THE THING ABOUT BEST BOY!
"And I've tried plenty"
Did Gilgamesh just call his best friend a tool?
:^)
@@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick well, to be fair, Enkidu pretty much calls themselves a tool all the time, so I don't think they'd mind
@@larissafracalossi9847 Weird.
Seeing Illya die, even in an abridged, never gets easier.
She needs her own Route that ISNT the Prisma Illya series
@@BlazingInferno00 wasn’t HF her route?
@@erikgt2559 heaven's feel is the Sakura route
@@blackvial I know, just that even though Sakura is the main heroine in HF, I felt that Illya took that place.
I'm reading the VN (HF) and Illya has a lot more screen time and wholesome moments with Shirou than Sakura herself lol. I suppose they cut content due to lack of time, but now I understand why Illya was so convinced to sacrifice herself.
@@erikgt2559 There was supposed to be a route specifically for Illiya, but they scrapped that idea and merged it within Heaven's Feel
Leysritt is such a treasure. I can't wait to see more of her fun and quirky aaaaaaaand she's gone.
Well hey, there's always the lesbian loli spinoff
Was that a South Park reference?
@@mastergamerleafer Yes. Yes it was
@@pathfindersavant3988 nice
@@coranbaker6401 What I wouldn't give to watch Project Mouthwash absolutely rip that series apart.
I love how Gilgamesh's class literally being Gilgamesh got brought up
including the my class is gilgamesh
"If i pretend to be surprised will you take this seriously" HOT DAMN the Gilgamesh lines and voice acting is good
I cannot wait for Shirou Vs Gilgamesh purely to see how Gilgamesh is portraid in it.
I feel like I'm gonna enjoy more than I did in the novel and anime
I can already heaqr the music for Shirou vs Archer:
STANDING HERE! I REALIZE!
@@wolfox7776 _PFFFT-_
@@wolfox7776 You were just like me, trying to make history
@@traehignight But who's to judge, the right from wrong
**Red Like Roses Part 2 plays after Illya's flashback**
Me knowing what the song is about: You cheeky bastards.
Oh... Ohhhhhh.... okay. I got goosebumps but didn't understand the song choice at first.
The cheeky bastards.
I'm new. What's the gist?
@@JV-iv9ml It's a song from RWBY. It's a call-and-response between the main character and her deceased mother, talking about the hardship the main character faced as a result of her mother's early death. There's some elements of the daughter blaming her mother for abandoning her, and the mother apologizing for not being there for her child, which sort of parallels Illya's relationship with Kiritsugu.
Also, it's a straight banger.
@@vbrimme See the problem is that while I was hyped, I associated the song with the fight of Hercules and Gilgamesh, and failed to realize that it was played for *Ilya* and not them. So it took me a hot minute to get it.
@@Nony_Amous101 Yes and no? It could also be seen as a song for Berserker. He's the parent that failed his children and harbours guilt for that. While the song is certainly a catharsis for Ruby, it reflects the pain felt by her mother in ultimately failing her child, which is how Berserker is positioned. Ilya reflecting the grief of Ruby and Berserker reflecting the grief of Ruby's mother is pretty spot on. The best piece is that the relationship between Ilya and Berserker is a redemption of the trauma they've experience, and so while the relationship isn't a direct one like Ruby and her mother, its overall theme of trying to resolve family trauma is spot on to the relationship Ilya and Berserker have.
Gil reducing himself to making a Shinji impression made me feel genuine indignation ngl
Gilgamesh: I've realized watching a homunculus die brings up memories I don't want to deal with
Me remembering Archer Gil hasn't completed his journey yet: oh.... ooooh... yikes.
Which journey ?
@@KalaamNozalys the one to find a method of immortality. Basically Archer Gil has just lost his best friend, is kinda a dick, and is mid to late quest. Caster Gil is still prideful but more understanding and wise due to the way his quest ended, and is post the end of his quest.
@@calebkopp7636 oooh right different version of a servant can be at different point of their history
@@KalaamNozalys also said best friend is a homunculus made by the same gods he's related to in order to kill him
@@KalaamNozalys For additional context, said best friend was sent to him by the gods (no saints themselves) specifically because they wanted him to chill the fuck out and quite being such a dick.
Like most things with Gilgamesh, it...*half* worked.
Archer Gilgamesh is basically Gil's edgy teen phase - an edgy teen phase that lasted so long and was so intense it went down in literal legend as the ultimate edgy teen phase and altered the universe's laws, creating the Throne of Heroes.
It also was not a good combo with the absolute and immense power he possesses, then or now.
Gil: The best tool, THATS RIGHT THE *BEST* TOOL…
Awwww, he misses Enki…
The only friend he had, you know.
Even the abridged series can't explain how those chains broke.
100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and a 10-km run every day. Drink lots of juice.
My own Head canon is that Heracles divinity as he transcended to Godhood is tied to his 12 labors. The second the twelve labors were up, so was his own divinity. At that point Enkidu is just God enhanced steel rather than the might that can chain the heavens themselves
@@ProjectMouthwash It might be that Heracles is known in legends to have broken the adamantium chains which bound Prometheus, therefore he actually has a conceptual advantage compared to your average divinity against god binding chains.
@@gigglemesh121 _That_ is an excellent idea that never occurred to me. I've been of Xenosaiyan's mind up there until now, tat he lost his divinity with his labors and was effectively a _really frickin' powerful_ mortal in those last moments. Maybe a bit of both?
Raw Strenght, Herecles broke the chains that bound Prometheus, a deity, and the chains were said to be indestructible, meaning that he kind of naturally counters Enkidu, just like Gigglemesh said.
I usually pin a comment clarifying something but I have nothing to clarify. You look nice today. Drink lots of water.
EDIT: AHA. Found something. To those saying Gilgamesh technically has four NPs, please note that Ea is part of the GoB. I presume people's confusion is coming from assuming it's considered seperate, but its lore notes it as the gate's greatest weapon. As important and iconic as it is, it's just another weapon stored within the gate. Enkidu has existed seperately from the gate however.
Also remember that what characters say and what's factual correct often diverge due to perspective. Our characters aren't reading from wikias. It would be stiffling if they were.
You drink lots of water as well. Stay hydrated
Thanks, you stay hydrated as well!
Keep that voice-maker well lubricate. 👍
What does BWEH mean? I love the use of Red Like Roses pt. II btw. Amazing work as always!
Why did I hear Archer's voice (actually-satan-archer) as I read this?
Thank you for reminding me
Also child murder ll: the enkillening
They had no business making Illyasviel, Sella and Leysritt so endearing knowing what happens to them. Is that your big plan here? Make me feel feeling so you can cut me down a peg? That cuts deep, but I respect that.
I mean, isn’t that F/SN in a nutshell?
“Nice character you got there. Be a shame if something bad were to happen to them…”
That's what carnival phantasm is for...healing.
@@Cynicz13 Emiya Gohan is also great for the warm fuzzies!
@@TheCheeseman1983 I am adopting that version of Illya, and giving her all of the ponies.
Fate/Hollow Ataraxia also has everyone survive. Even Bazette, who Kotomine killed/usurped during or before episode 0.
"But I saw a thing made out of deceit and emptiness outside! If that's not daddy, I don't know what is."
Come on Project Mouthwash, don't be like that. Tell us how you really feel about Shirou and Kiritsugu's dream!
Hands down the best line in the episode.
Enmiya: "Well now what do we do?!" If D&D has taught me anything, you now loot the magic family's castle for ANYTHING useful.
I love how abridged Gilgamesh is more of an a**hole than the original one 😂
I didn't notice any difference
@@estebanplourde681 To be fair ... Yeah me neither
The difference would be best summed by saying ubw gil is more serious a**hole and abridge gil was more funny a**hole.
Hate to break it to you, but this was DEFAULT Gilgamesh. I didn't notice any difference. And that's a FANTASTIC thing
@@DredgenStorm I disagree, original Gilgamesh is just arrogant, while this one is also arrogant but in a a**holish kind of way. Also do you really believe default Gilgamesh would say this 17:08
Well, I'll be damned. You guys once again not only showed me a banger of a song but made me crack the biggest smile just seeing Gilgamesh being smug for 12 minutes straight.
Its hilarious how most characters in this series are just themselves but their personalities are cracked up to 11 and they are free to act like goofballs here and there. This is how abridged series are supposed to be for the most part. Small changes and tweaks in their overall character, but most of the jokes comes from exaggeration of their base personalities.
Amazing editing, incredible voice acting, perfectly fitted music and equally good jokes. As always, never stopping with impressing us!
Now, here is the great quotes from this episode catalogue (Definitely not complete but enjoy the free copypastas):
"Nah! They just blow people up. Good old Einzberns!" - The surprisingly accurate cannon description of the Einzbern.
"Big axe engage?" - Homunculus of culture.
"I see you brought your own bat, Berserker. In that case... batter up." - Baseball Gilgamesh confirmed for the next JP event, rejoice.
"Unbreakable shield, meet unstoppable spear! Also unstoppable sword, unstoppable bow, unstoppable... *chuckles* well, just about everything." - King of 'smug mood'.
"NO, GOD! WHY!? NO! …NO!!!" - The most normal quote of Rin Tohsaka.
"Now I'm going to show you... Why they call me tiny murder machine!" - Kiritsugu's little marble.
"He's got like a million---billion weapons! I 100% maximum want that!" - Walking copyright infringement.
"And what was your divinity, big guy? I'm going to guess A… B at the lowest. And now by my arithmetic that makes you… royally fucked!" - King of Uruk.
"No matter how many times people threaten that, it never stops being hilarious. Alright, bet, let's do this!" - Fate fandom incarnated.
"Shinji, what's wrong with you?" - Heavens feel in a nutshell.
"Oh, and you are free to shoot Shinji if you wish to." - Fate fandom incarnated. Archetype: Maximum~
The song is called Red like Roses Part 2
Okay but "walking copyright infringement" blind sided me. Thats funny as hell.
@@josephwilliams9030 that shit got me xD
'Kiritsugu's little marble,' oof, right in the corrupted grail core.
Abridged Gilgamesh is even more Gilgamesh than OG Gilgamesh.
True he's so close to being the same but he comes off with even more ego than in the original.
@@nencrows_4580 exactly. More Gilgamesh Ego.
"There's Angra Mainyu tiny murder machine." Lol, well damn.
I cannot wait for the eventual end of "I want that" and the birth of "I'll take that!"
Amazing.
Oh yeah I just realized that Lancelot actually did give Gilgamesh a lot more trouble then Heracles. Though in fairness Knight of Owner and Eternal Arms Mastery are an excellent counter to the Gate of Babylon and Berserker is the big guys worst class.
Also Enkidu was kind of like a Homunculus so seeing Illiya dead would bring up some bad memories for Gilgamesh nice touch.
Well, Heracles was trying to protect Illya rather than fight Gil, the King of Heroes said it himself: "If you had left the girl behind, maybe you would’ve had a chance against me"
The thing with lancelot is that in their first fight in the novel, we are told gilgamesh was planning to throw 32 weapons at a time instead of 16. In doing so, there was no way for lancelot to resist but tokiomi made gil back off
@@samukajabateh1640 Yep, & Lancelot's np isn't exactly a counter either with that context behind it.
@@1999bazz It's certainly a counter to _which_ weapons he throws at him, though. The stronger the Noble Phantasm you shoot at Lancelot, the stronger you risk making him if he gets his hands on it.
@@BloodrealmX It's less about the strength & more about the number of weapons he can defend from.
But I do get your point. If Gil only ever fired one weapon at a time in his fights (which is rare).
“Do you ever run out of Noble Phantasms?!”
“Nope! It’s kinda my thing!”
I see the foreshadowing and I am all for it.
"hippity-hoppity, your thing is my property" - a certain redhead faker, probably.
@@BekindBekbek he one-hundred -percent-maximum has all of that.
@@BekindBekbek a dick?
@@BekindBekbek I WANT THAT
8:34 Wow. Aŋra Mainiiu seems just a liiiiiiittle salty over Kiritsugu telling him to go to... whatever the Zoroastrian afterlife is called. Saying such terrible things about him...
So "telling Angra Mainyu to jump off Cinvatô Peretûm into the Druj-Demana"?
@@dynamicworlds1 Yes. Exactly this.
angra isnt going anywhere unfortunetlly only the throne after someone kindlly yeets him out of the grail
Gil's voice actor deserves an award for that shinji impression. That part killed me 😂
I like how Gilgamesh is really not different than in the original show it goes to show how perfect of a character he already was so cynical and egotistical. They just cranked that up to 11 and there's no difference he just wears it on his sleeve way more.
I did not expect red like roses to start playing.
Who put the "God" in "Demigod"?
(HE-RA-CLES!)
Whose raw might shall beat the odds?
(HE-RA-CLES!)
Is he strong? (No one stronger)
Is he great? THE BEST BERSERKER!
Truly, the best knife holder.
Gil would disagree on principle
Nobody likes that song. But, yes he is the best Berserker.
I'm partial to Beowulf myself, but yeah, Hercules is great
We get it, Illya and Jason, you're his biggest fans
"HOLY SHIT I NEARLY DIED!" Jeez, from my run count, that'd be like the 4th time in this timeline along Gil. Descending to the underworld, then descending again after the snake ate your herb, and then the actual time, and now here.
Shirou's gonna make sure you get to at least experience that close run with death a 5th time, while Archer finishes up the job though
Gilgamesh is probably the greatest character in this entire series.
Kirshtaria Wodime.
@@ДмитрийКаганер Yeah no he's in another series.
@@mr.herobrinegaming844 sigh.
@@ДмитрийКаганер Indeed.
"How many noble phantasms do you have!?"
"Technically 3, why, who's asking?"
Gil being an absolute savage knowing good and well that he has *all* of the noble phantasms
He was referring to the ones that are unique to him specifically, pretty much making the entire gate only count as one. but even then they got the number wrong. Gil has four that belong to him.
@@qstar1237
Care to explain which four he has?
@@zbubbles4126 Assuming that everything that comes from the gate is one Np, then he has the gate of Babylon, Ea, enkidu, and Sha Naqba Imuru. Those are the only Np unique to Gil. Everything else just comes from the Gates ability and technically belongs to other people.
@@qstar1237 Nope, he only has 3. This is Archer Gil, who has not yet finished his journey. Sha Naqba Imuru belongs to Caster Gil.
@@DmonHiro The type moon page says all versions of Gil have it but it doesn't show up on his profile cause he keeps it sealed. he even mentions his clairvoyance in this episode. even kid Gil has it. Caster Gil just has the most emphasis on it because its what qualifies him as a grand servants candidate.
I was literally JUST WONDERING when this would be comming out! Let's gooo
They released a teaser last month that they would be releasing it by the 24th so...
I was thinking about it a few weeks ago, didn't see any previews
Leysritt is precious.
Also it makes me extremely happy how happy Gilgamesh sounded at his almost-death, probably the biggest thrill he’s had since my beloved clay left this world.
Tiny whisper of "Do I get to use the big axe?" followed by equally tiny "Yassssssssssss" Oh. Oh the delivery. Oh I laughed through almost the entire opening sequence.
"He adopted a son"
"He's never once come to find you (as far as you know")
Okay that's definitely fai-
"He's one of those people who likes oatmeal cookies with raisins on them. Like, looks for them specifically."
DAYUM IRISVIEL THA'TS TOO CRUEL
Bravo guys. I look forward to the next episode.
“Gilgamesh-“
“Gilgamesh please don’t let them shoot me to death”
Best exchange right there
Shinji, he just wants to be a Espada, he wants to be….cool!!!
“Stop counting them, they’ll seize to be countless if counted”
Shirou : ''I'm gonna cut you in half''
Well, that's some foreshadowing
Can't wait to see "Actually Satan" summons his hell
Shirou: I 1000% maximum want that....
Rin: Stop copying my joke!
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Someone breaths
Shirou: I WANT THAT!!!!
Shirou now copying breathing-
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cant wait to see that part with my grandkids
Gilgamesh: HOLY SH$T! I ALMOST DIED
I love how he's happy about that
As a Father, the whole Ilyasviel sub plot hurt so badly. Like soul crushingly painful.
the longer it takes for these episodes to come out the more i feel this series is going to be legendary like dbz abridged
edit: I just finished the premiere and this was AMAZING like always
Yeah, F/SNA is going to be remembered as one of the greatest Abridged series of all time, up there with HSUA and SAOA
@@kmw649 Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. I just wanted to keep up the four letter names T_T
love the profil pic
I knew what happened when red roses stopped playing.
And IT WAS STILL EPIC
Illya is my favorite character of all time. Tiny murder machine is gonna get Gilgameshed. I’ve seen this 9 times now. Still so funny
*That little Albino Bro-con Loli
I couldn't tell if Gilgamesh was actually scared or excited that he almost died! I love that it sounded like both! Can't wait for the Archer/Shiro fight, I was pleasantly surprised with this fight, and the music choice. Since this fight is somewhat tragic. You guys did a stellar job, as usual, of making it intense, funny, serious and awesome!
Probably excited i mean he's only felt that feeling a few times you see how bored he usually is
some of the best gil lines:
14:13 : if I pretend to be surprised will you take this seriously?
14:18 : oh no I'm so off my gaurd
14:27 : how many noble phantrasms do you have? technically three, why who's asking?
14:41 : the best tool, that's right he said the best tool
15:00 : and by my arithmetic that makes you...... royally fucked
15:11 : oh you know what else isn't going to work? his heart
15:47 : correction, you don't see anything
16:01 : I guess you really cant see the point now, well here it isoh clumsy me, the point I mean
16:35 : watching a homunculus die brings up memories id rather not deal with (enkidu reference)
17:08 : HOLY SHIT, I ALMOST DIED
17:27 : kill those mongrels who think i didn't notice them
17:56 : tell me shinji in which universe do you live in which it is permissible for you to speak in my pressence
not a gil line but mad me spit my water out : 19:14 : shinji whats wrong with you? not enough hours ina day to answer that question
19:53 : Gilgamesh please don't let them shoot me to deaaath
20:11 : i want to emphasize how dare you but agreeing with shinji leaves a taste of vomit in my mouth
20:30 : seriously, offer to kill shinji, going once,
Everyone talking about how epic Gilgamesh is but no one's talking about Lisrett and Sella and how much it hurt watching them be amazing when we all knew they were about to be brutally killed defending their girl.
Gilgamesh: "are you really a berserker? Compared to the last one youre not as much of a problem!"
Cuts to Fate Cero abridged:
Gilgamesh: "GET EM BOYS!" *gates of babylon go brr*
Lancelot: *Wails of angry badassery, whilst grabbing a phantasm to use against gilgamesh*
"I see, everything he grabs becomes metal as fuck"
you're almost a weapon magnet*
Because Lancelot didn't get hit with weapons because he deflected or turned them all back (or dodged? i don't recall), whereas Heracles didn't
@@NotBamOrBing Zerkerlot was a total gunslinger - grabbing weapons out of the air to deflect _other_ weapons - Heracles unfortunately was not. At least, not with Illya around to keep him from dodging.
Zerlerlot would've died if Gilgamesh expanded GoB further
@@macewindu3492 'Sir lancelot!'
Gilgamesh: So I just need a lot of weapons. I don't think that's gonna be problem
EMIYA: F$CK YOU
Don't think I didn't notice Rin calling it Holy Grail War, looks like she's finally starting to take it seriously.😁
Imagin the dialog,
Archer: "That's hell you're walking into"
shiro:"I know, and I want that."
Blast Aimer
Blast Emiya
This episode was glorious, and i love the respect Gilgamesh gave to Heracles at the end so that no one lower can disrespect his demigod opponent.
It's become a tradition for me to rewatch the entire UBW:A everytime a new episode comes out lol
Right? Same!
yep, here we are
I genuinely enjoyed this over the actual episode and most other fate things I've seen. I've seen Gil vs berserker hundreds of times but adding red like roses part 2 and new dialogue was so hype.
I swear Red like roses pt 2 fits in just about ANY good fight scene well
I really wasn't big on the fight in the anime, but this was better
That “Holy shit! I almost died!” was flawless. Exactly the right mix of shock, fear, elation, and admiration. I totally believed he was feeling that incredible rush that follows that moment.
For fucks sake Gilgamesh’s mocking is god tier
I love the fact that you connected the tiny murder machine from the earliest episodes to this and that I actually remembered it
Back when episode 5 came out I said I hoped they would abridge Heaven's Feel so Rider and Sakura could get more screen time.
I need to extend that to Ilya and Gilgamesh now.
Ilya because she deserves better.
And despite now much I loved what a monster Gilgamesh was in this episode, that just means he deserves a fate much worse than what this route has to offer him.
Heavens feel gil was more of a fear approach. You know hes this powerful but dies in snap sent shivers down my spine like wtf is sakura?
What gil does to the masters and servants are less consequential bc they are part of the holy grail war. His death was good enough in ubw.
Hey Gil was great in this and Ilya took her death like a champ. Since she went out on a high and Gil immediately went from monster-man to man respecting monster opponent to almost wanting to leave this plane to straight up dissing everyone, especially Shinji, I'd say all is forgiven here.
The relationship between Illya and Berseker is so wholesome, and it's great how the Project Mouthwash writers and VAs brought so much emotional weight to their bond in one episode.
Just hearing Gil laugh in the background while Rin is peeved about Archer potentially carpet bombing the Eizenberns without her is giving me life
WIIIIIIIIIRDS!!
Love illya trying to say her grandfather's name and just giving up, I do that every time I read it.
Love Lis so much in this.