Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep8: Caster Away

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  3 года назад +1633

    For those wondering about the Canadian subtitles, those were never made by us. We did go through and clean them up frequently (removing references to other parodies when we caught them, for example, as well as taking out stolen jokes from other creators) but those were always fan contributed. As fans no longer have the tools on RUclips to freely contribute subtitles in a collaborative manner, I'm afraid they'll no longer be available on future videos.

    • @gabbagooba298
      @gabbagooba298 3 года назад +3

      first reply

    • @LordAlania
      @LordAlania 3 года назад +154

      NOOOOOOOooooo!!!!

    • @Carlos_Not_A_NPC
      @Carlos_Not_A_NPC 3 года назад +57

      In the meantime I was waiting for Spanish subtitles that were probably translated from the Canadian version...

    • @wurmsrus2
      @wurmsrus2 3 года назад +44

      Will there be normal subtitles besides the autogenerated ones?

    • @stairway_to_kevin
      @stairway_to_kevin 3 года назад +69

      hasnt 2020-2021 taken enough from us?! rofl.

  • @WhiteRoomMasterpiece
    @WhiteRoomMasterpiece 3 года назад +5189

    "I was born at a very young age, and soon after, grew with age."
    Yep, this is now an official Fate series.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 года назад +447

      People die when they are killed!

    • @benedictgarcia2206
      @benedictgarcia2206 3 года назад +405

      Since ancient times, *Dragon Slayers* are the only ones who can slay dragons

    • @spencergreen9415
      @spencergreen9415 3 года назад +297

      Why did Berserker go berserk?

    • @Mismatch-
      @Mismatch- 3 года назад +282

      The archer class really is made up of archers.

    • @ajg4158
      @ajg4158 3 года назад +242

      Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right!

  • @water_color
    @water_color 3 года назад +4449

    “I trust Shirou Emiya because I know he’d never betray me!”
    Archer literally right in front of Rin: *cough*

    • @Narutokun11
      @Narutokun11 3 года назад +321

      That's actually so hilariously stealth. I didn't think of it until you just pointed it out.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 года назад +118

      I mean in the end he did help them so she was half right

    • @Narutokun11
      @Narutokun11 3 года назад +133

      I mean, he didn't specifically intend to help them, it was kinda just that by the end, since Shiro had learned about Archers past and that didn't break him, Archer kinda just shrugged and was like "I guess that's good enough cognitive development. Peace out." At least, that's how it seemed from what I remembered of UBW.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 года назад +48

      @@Narutokun11 i mostly meant when he saved Shiro by killing gilgamesh and then went off to see Rin

    • @technodry3216
      @technodry3216 3 года назад +22

      @@Narutokun11 nah it was more like “ well shit that didn’t work ok your free to go”

  • @drilltotheheavens1695
    @drilltotheheavens1695 3 года назад +3389

    Shirou talking about Rin’s butt for a solid 2 minutes was way sweeter than I thought it would be.

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 года назад +331

      Wdym!? He's Shirou-fucking-wannabe-hero-Emiya. Of course whatever the topic is will be sweeter then expected!

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk 3 года назад +244

      ... including Rin's lesser grail

    • @jaieregilmore971
      @jaieregilmore971 3 года назад +140

      Imagine what would he said to Sakura.

    • @diamondking6432
      @diamondking6432 3 года назад +28

      @@Zen-zt4uk sorry when did Renji get here

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 года назад +18

      But they’re the same.

  • @samreid6010
    @samreid6010 Год назад +1385

    I love how Rin shouting “I trust Shiro Emiya” was supposed to make Archer trust her more and finally admit his true identity and it actually had the opposite effect

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 Год назад +318

      “I think Shirou Emiya is a good person, and I trust him”- Rin
      “I think you’re a good person who tried to do something good”- Shirou
      Archer being subtly triggered.

    • @nightshadoew436
      @nightshadoew436 9 месяцев назад +54

      Archer in his mind:Rin, I see what you are trying to do but I think you are REAAALLLYY underestimating how much I truly HAAATTTEEEE myself. Also it is cute you think I am worthy of your trust, I apriciate it but you are wrong

    • @RogerLinkin
      @RogerLinkin 3 месяца назад +3

      Holy... I was watching until the very end of the video past the special thanks and discovered a surprise last 2 seconds of the video! lol I was NOT expecting "THINK SHIROU"!

  • @jesuscarrillo976
    @jesuscarrillo976 3 года назад +3399

    I like that archer is trying to find the backstory of characters that he wasn't able to get in his first playthrough.

    • @Arin_Schiller00
      @Arin_Schiller00 3 года назад +480

      Archer really being on his second play through like that though

    • @arch_2076
      @arch_2076 3 года назад +279

      He shouldn’t have tried to speed run the game

    • @williamcrouch5333
      @williamcrouch5333 3 года назад +125

      NG+

    • @blackwingmaster9570
      @blackwingmaster9570 3 года назад +113

      I love how you said playthrough. NG+ this shit

    • @jvgaming7348
      @jvgaming7348 3 года назад +75

      Archer is in his New Game Plus doing the extra side quests

  • @gilles4prezudent650
    @gilles4prezudent650 3 года назад +2623

    In theory, with Avenger Ishtar being a thing, you could actually see Rin's ass from space.

    • @Wolfkey13
      @Wolfkey13 3 года назад +262

      This right here is the best comment.

    • @livanbard
      @livanbard 3 года назад +187

      no thats is lore.

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 3 года назад +109

      It'd even be a whole galaxy.

    • @toxicsamantha2135
      @toxicsamantha2135 3 года назад +117

      No wonder I love looking at the night sky.

    • @marcosantoro7465
      @marcosantoro7465 3 года назад +72

      Litteral goddes of fertility in another time

  • @FiraDeviant
    @FiraDeviant 3 года назад +3776

    Okey so let me get this straight. Archer half betrayed Rin because she is an absolute disaster and doesn't ever listen to him and half because he wanted to go around gathering random lore he missed out on the first time around?
    Bro I am not even mad. I would legit do that in his situation.

    • @khornatekrieger3023
      @khornatekrieger3023 3 года назад +1023

      Yeah, seriously. Its his second playthrough, its time for that renegade route and all the lore locked away behind that path.

    • @destinyblade1167
      @destinyblade1167 3 года назад +571

      In the source material he does it cuz he needed a safe way to take out Caster while leaving Saber for Rin. He was irritated by some of Rin's decisions though. The abridged cranks that up more.

    • @estebanbr7596
      @estebanbr7596 3 года назад +199

      I mean that is what you do when you repeat the game right ??

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 года назад +280

      To be fair, he might also be trying to test a Mana Transfer Theory, if Shirou gets a mana transfer, does Archer get that as well.

    • @ARandomGuy24
      @ARandomGuy24 3 года назад +244

      In the VN Rin loses to Caster is going to get killed in a few seconds so he does it to save her live justifying it as joining the winning team to Caster.

  • @Username-qu1jt
    @Username-qu1jt 3 года назад +1168

    "You wanna get your smooch on with the pointy eared foreign exchange student"
    You didn't have to do him like that, Archer

  • @donovanlarsen7982
    @donovanlarsen7982 3 года назад +1760

    Archer: “I’m relatively confident literally nothing would have been different.”
    Actual UBW Route: *coughs*

    • @EtheEvil
      @EtheEvil 3 года назад +115

      Oh yea, the UBW route branches at using the command seal to stop Saber

    • @ZDXP84
      @ZDXP84 3 года назад +111

      The UBW Route run did use her command seal on archer to tell him to obey her orders but that didn't change the fact that archer my favorite character still portrayed rin

    • @AlpineShenanigans
      @AlpineShenanigans 3 года назад +92

      Oh haha I forgot that in this abridged version Rin commanded Archer to not condemn her soul to hell

  • @mrevil1356
    @mrevil1356 3 года назад +2522

    “I was born at a young age.”
    That’s going up there with “People die when they are killed.”

    • @SparkingEX
      @SparkingEX 3 года назад +145

      They knew what they were doing and I accept it
      Also "Archer class is really made up of archers"

    • @nunyabizness6089
      @nunyabizness6089 3 года назад +48

      Both of which rank somewhere near "At age 6 I was born without a face."

    • @holschermarc
      @holschermarc 3 года назад +33

      Dont forget "Just because you are right it doesnt mean u are correct!"

    • @WAyuso34
      @WAyuso34 3 года назад +27

      @@holschermarc difference with that is that it makes sense his factually correct but not morally right

    • @holschermarc
      @holschermarc 3 года назад +5

      @@WAyuso34 U do realoue this is all fun and memes and no one seriously thinks about it?

  • @manwithaplan5503
    @manwithaplan5503 3 года назад +2003

    They play it off as a joke, but Taiga *was* deemed as a worthy vessel by a divine spirit.
    Those Assassin's probably weren't far off.

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 3 года назад +448

      Then there's the jokes about Taiga's simple acts of kindness on the night she met Waver (in the Fate/Zero audio drama "The Outsider's Performance") saving the world by causing a weird ripple effect.
      Then there's a Dengeki Hime interview claiming that Taiga's massive store of luck could allow her to survive an attack from someone as experienced or as tough as Kuzuki, so...

    • @r.k845
      @r.k845 3 года назад +415

      She in canon has EX rank luck.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 года назад +157

      @@MrCat-zz5eo which is weird cause lancers have terrible luck

    • @Username-qu1jt
      @Username-qu1jt 3 года назад +88

      Jaguar man has EX luck?

    • @MrCat-zz5eo
      @MrCat-zz5eo 3 года назад +227

      @@Username-qu1jt Well, the materials indicate Taiga has ludicrously high Luck, but due to having Jaguar Man jammed in, she's had her overall ranking lowered to a B.

  • @Red-mg4ro
    @Red-mg4ro 3 года назад +952

    I half expected Archer to ask about Rider.
    "I know she's dead now and all, but did you ever find out who Rider was?"
    "Rider? Oh, yeah, she's Medusa."
    "I KNEW IT!"

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 года назад +248

      He wouldn't know.

    • @mr_fahrenheight1728
      @mr_fahrenheight1728 Год назад +77

      It is really funny that they have resorted to telling people the lore in the comments section, just so that thay people understand the convaluted source-material of this show

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 8 месяцев назад +16

      ​@@mr_fahrenheight1728 Fate is actively competing with Kingdom Hearts for most convoluted lore

    • @briansutak6621
      @briansutak6621 7 месяцев назад +12

      ​@TheQuashingoftheTub Fate was already far ahead of Kingdom Hearts in terms of being convoluted. It's no contest. The Nasuverse is so damn convoluted it's not even funny.

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 Месяц назад +1

      @@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun The funny thing is that Fate actually makes more sense than Kingdom Hearts does.

  • @facilde1
    @facilde1 3 года назад +1050

    Archer: Did you use blood or got pounded with a mana transfer?
    Medea: *subjectively suggested she got the lack of mana pounded out of her while pretending she´s offended*
    I LOVE this Medea

    • @prachetasnayse9709
      @prachetasnayse9709 3 года назад +31

      YES

    • @Xeno-The-Wanderer
      @Xeno-The-Wanderer 3 года назад +44

      with a voice that can pop things up yeah that makes sense

    • @richardrichtigername7652
      @richardrichtigername7652 3 года назад +36

      Medea and Kusuki are just the sweetest couple

    • @Nisi1
      @Nisi1 3 года назад +12

      @@Xeno-The-Wanderer i had to pause the video and take a couple laps
      i cant even

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 3 года назад +8

      @@richardrichtigername7652 Both feel as stranger to this world, not understood or supported.
      Only in each other they found the unrestrictes love they so deserve.

  • @mrckapm2241
    @mrckapm2241 3 года назад +3320

    "Mommy.... why is that swordsman bleeding so much?"
    "Because he doesn't have a sense of his own limits and compulsively has to help others sweetie. Now come along before he offers you candy."
    *My boy Shirou did not need to be done dirty like that.*

    • @fenrir7065
      @fenrir7065 3 года назад +75

      Rurouni Kenshin

    • @tacticalwizard6358
      @tacticalwizard6358 3 года назад +39

      I KNOW RIGHT?

    • @TheSOGchronicles
      @TheSOGchronicles 3 года назад +45

      Rin called dips! No one is allow to shit talk shiro but her!
      SLAP THAT BITCH!!!

    • @Ehckoh
      @Ehckoh 3 года назад +73

      She wasn’t wrong though-

    • @TheSOGchronicles
      @TheSOGchronicles 3 года назад +63

      @@Ehckoh gil wasn't wrong tho when he tried to delete humanity atleast when it comes to this city

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 3 года назад +1054

    “How dare they lewd saber!”
    Rule 34 artists: >> *coughs*

    • @NateROCKS112
      @NateROCKS112 3 года назад +175

      The original Fate/stay night VN: * coughs *

    • @theironarmada1308
      @theironarmada1308 3 года назад +93

      FGO with swimsuit servants *coughs*

    • @uselesshero.official
      @uselesshero.official 3 года назад +56

      Infinite doujin materials on various social media like pixiv, discord, reddit, facebook yatty yatty yadda... 🙄

    • @camfalafranca800
      @camfalafranca800 3 года назад +50

      The author did it first

    • @B-rex395
      @B-rex395 3 года назад +52

      Nasu and co. have been lewding her for years. Have you seen her lancer counterpart?

  • @KaosFireMaker
    @KaosFireMaker 3 года назад +2034

    "...and teach a third of them math"
    Especially bizzarre when you remember she's an English teacher.

    • @sasorigarasu6062
      @sasorigarasu6062 3 года назад +254

      and sensible when you think about how terrifying Math CAN be if applied right. like 99% of modern weaponry..... particularly the dangerous shit..... were made from tons and tons of math.

    • @greggsmith7542
      @greggsmith7542 3 года назад +80

      The connection with Tyga was absolutely perfect lmfao

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 3 года назад +63

      He didn't say they would be taught "well"

    • @detectiveghost8856
      @detectiveghost8856 3 года назад +38

      Yo!!!! Fate Grand Order Babylonia Abridged, if that's ever made this needs to happen with Jaguar Man!!!

    • @thatmartinlau
      @thatmartinlau 3 года назад +24

      Math is bad civilization

  • @totozhu4543
    @totozhu4543 3 года назад +741

    "the evening bell tolls, young lady"
    King Hassan: *sneezes*

    • @matthewbrune5490
      @matthewbrune5490 3 года назад +82

      Would've been funny if the guy showed up because someone stole his line

    • @e.v4892
      @e.v4892 3 года назад +80

      @@matthewbrune5490 he was there with presence concealment

    • @DanielFernandes-nn8fn
      @DanielFernandes-nn8fn 3 года назад +41

      @@e.v4892 Kirei is actually King Hassan in disguise

    • @Avatar-bv2in
      @Avatar-bv2in 3 года назад +31

      @@DanielFernandes-nn8fn that’s so true
      Both were trained in the arts of assassination/combat
      Both are very devoted in their religion
      Both gained their power from their respective religion (God gave Kirei’s magic circuits and Azrael’s power was used for Grandpa’s NP)
      Most importantly both have the same VA !!!

    • @Ether_Liner_Ado_Edem
      @Ether_Liner_Ado_Edem 3 года назад +2

      Right lmao😂😂😂

  • @AFriendlyGhost13
    @AFriendlyGhost13 3 года назад +860

    "I have altered the deal, Pray I don't alter it any further."
    Instantly thought of that when archer said he altered the deal and was dying laughing.

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 3 года назад +68

      My headcanon is he is now darth emiya

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 года назад +33

      Emiya Alter,ladies and gentlemen.

    • @CyborgAkuma20022
      @CyborgAkuma20022 3 года назад +16

      It appears we've reached a bargain. 😉

    • @iamthenight13
      @iamthenight13 3 года назад +7

      My thoughts exactly man the same thing popped in my head when he said that.

    • @whatwhat98
      @whatwhat98 3 года назад +9

      @@matthewmac5787 there is only one Darth in the fate series, and that is darth baeber. (Mysterious heroine x alter, berserker class)

  • @iantaylor9664
    @iantaylor9664 3 года назад +993

    "He summoned a Caster, got upset when his non-Rider servant wasn't able to summon a dragon that their legend never actually mentioned them summoning or controlling, then got upset when you, a Caster, could perform magecraft better than he could?"
    "Yes. He seemed rather shocked that I, Princess Medea, was able to do the thing I was summoned because I can do."

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 3 года назад +131

      He also, reminded you of Jason didn't he?

    • @Star_Smith257
      @Star_Smith257 3 года назад +87

      Sometimes I think the Grail like pulling in idiots like him

    • @eyeizarandummugga
      @eyeizarandummugga 3 года назад +140

      @@michaeldaniels642 to be fair at least Jason was useful under the right circumstances. He could actually work with what he got, and was always a bro to the end for his bud Heracles. Etrum was just the worst aspects of Jason.

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 3 года назад +52

      @@eyeizarandummugga which is the part Medea remembers Jason's worst aspects

    • @shadowknightchambers7931
      @shadowknightchambers7931 3 года назад +26

      @@eyeizarandummugga Jason’s good aspects are great

  • @sachitechless
    @sachitechless 3 года назад +930

    "Ah just the four of us with Archer announcing himself upfront rather than making a sudden midscene appearance"
    -Caster as Shirou is soon to make a midscene appearance

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix Год назад +39

      It's always an Emiya to botch it

    • @rubix4195
      @rubix4195 Год назад +8

      Yeah, well a Bad End says that Emiya jumping out upfront to give Rin an opening early is a bad idea.

    • @ILiekFishes
      @ILiekFishes 2 месяца назад +1

      Also, the fight that gets her killed is between Caster, Kazuki, Rin, and Shiro Emiya until Archer makes a sudden mid-scene appearance.

  • @DeoWatcher-tn1bk
    @DeoWatcher-tn1bk 3 года назад +468

    *"You have an ass that countries would go to war over"*
    Shiro is man of culture and dedication

  • @ZigZagZipZap
    @ZigZagZipZap 3 года назад +4492

    Time to rewatch the whole series, as per tradition

    • @Arms0192
      @Arms0192 3 года назад +315

      Ah. A man who brings honor to their ancestors by up holding the teachings

    • @jitluh2555
      @jitluh2555 3 года назад +72

      I watched every available episode like yesterday

    • @onceiwassmokey
      @onceiwassmokey 3 года назад +56

      I was just thinking this. For like the 10th time lol too good.

    • @DB-Fighter-Carson
      @DB-Fighter-Carson 3 года назад +19

      Definetly

    • @aredjayc2858
      @aredjayc2858 3 года назад +14

      LOL Same

  • @whyte4315
    @whyte4315 3 года назад +1044

    Rin: "I trust Shirou Emiya because I know he'd never betray me."
    Archer later: "And I took that personally."

    • @blu42nj
      @blu42nj 3 года назад +39

      He really did, 😂

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 3 года назад +13

      Yeah, Rin clearly doesn’t understand Shirou. In any timeline or universe.

  • @AlexanderTheBloodraven
    @AlexanderTheBloodraven 3 года назад +850

    Archer: I have altered the deal.
    Shirou is Anakin Skywalker and Archer is Darth Vader confirmed.

    • @Moredistress
      @Moredistress 3 года назад +87

      “Pray I do not alter it further”.

    • @ride-playerbb2818
      @ride-playerbb2818 2 года назад +44

      Funnily enough, Vader is more like Sakura (horrible childhood conditions, strong magical potential but held back, shows jelousy towards an older sibling figure, has attatchment issues towards this one person who they would do anything to protect, manipulated by an evil being into commiting horrible acts, the ending themes of the HF Trilogy even sounds like it would fit Vader)

    • @Fermin-hw5pd
      @Fermin-hw5pd Год назад +7

      It's kinda similar, both ended up evil (not really in Archer's case) by wanting to do something good

    • @xyp293
      @xyp293 Год назад

      @@ride-playerbb2818 you 😊

    • @josecuestas7246
      @josecuestas7246 Год назад +2

      In Heaven's Feels route:
      Saber = Anakin Skywalker.
      Saber Alter = Darth Vader.
      Shirou = Obi Wan Kenobi.
      Rin = Master Yoda.
      Zouken Matou = Darth Sidious.
      Shingi Matou = Count Dooku.
      True Assassin = General Grievous.
      Sakura Matou = Padme.

  • @yourdoom6554
    @yourdoom6554 3 года назад +610

    Abridged!Archer: "Abridge it for me."
    Me: "DID HE JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT BEING IN AN ABRIDGED SERIES?! IS THIS THE JOKE?! i liek it"

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 года назад +70

      "He mocked and slapped me, so I burned his lab and freed his orphans!"
      *under his breath* "Okay I've changed my mind, freed his Orphans? NOPE SORRY GONNA NEED THE LONG VERSION"

    • @ZambonieDude
      @ZambonieDude 3 года назад +6

      He wasn’t fourth wall breaking but the writers were.

    • @kshitijsharma9352
      @kshitijsharma9352 3 года назад +11

      @@jkosch Probably yes, since he was the one to claim that Fate series can never be Abridged and here we are now

    • @Nisi1
      @Nisi1 3 года назад +3

      @@kshitijsharma9352 with episodes longer than the source material so can it really be

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 года назад +41

      No. Writer here. I don't watch Gigguk. Didn't know this was something he/they(?) said.

  • @Youngblood-Pirates
    @Youngblood-Pirates 3 года назад +1392

    Rin: "The grail *probably* can't summon Lucifer."
    No, but it can summon eldritch gods in the bodies of little girls.

    • @HuntertheWraithDragon
      @HuntertheWraithDragon 3 года назад +156

      And unfortunately, those eldritch gods are worse.

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 3 года назад +111

      I mean, technically speaking, it doesn't summon those Eldritch Gods either.
      The cases you are referring in normal circumstances are about people blessed with some of those Eldritch Gods's powers.
      The other cases (those that are fully out of the norm) do have some Eldritch Gods summoned within the vessel of other servants (like for Van Gogh) or of humans. However, those cases also include the ones where normal gods and phantasmal beings can be summoned as servants within vessels. Lucifer could technically be summoned in such a way, so that isn't what is meant here.

    • @carlwilliams7333
      @carlwilliams7333 3 года назад +79

      Nope, but Jesus can probably be summoned. His Noble Phantasm is probably The Second Coming though so it may be a bad idea.

    • @LoliLover36669
      @LoliLover36669 3 года назад +107

      @@carlwilliams7333 You can't technically summon Jesus since he's still technically alive. He did revive himself and just went to heaven forever living as an immortal like Merlin. Though maybe it's possible to summon him if he it was a past where he wasn't born yet, the same way Casgil was able to summon Merlin

    • @Phiro00
      @Phiro00 3 года назад +8

      the grail hasnt summoned any of those yet. chaldea has.

  • @madmansgambit7428
    @madmansgambit7428 3 года назад +2941

    Everytime Archer says "Did you eat him?" it sounds like he's had that theory for years and is dying to know if he's right

    • @diegosalazar3520
      @diegosalazar3520 3 года назад +262

      Well... Probably?

    • @62swordsmen
      @62swordsmen 3 года назад +273

      Which is kind of making one curious on what would be his reaction if he was right? would it be along the lines of
      "OH THAT IS COLD AND HARDCORE! ...gross...BUT STILL COLD AND HARDCORE!"

    • @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe
      @xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe 3 года назад +141

      It's like he met caster in his teenage years and has held on to that theory ever since. Weird, wonder how he could remember that theory with his amnesia though 🤔

    • @hunterblane610
      @hunterblane610 3 года назад +66

      @@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe In UBW, it’s implied that his memories came back relatively quickly.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 3 года назад +106

      @@xVx_K1r1t0_xVx_KillMe I imagine Actually Satan has plenty of ways to temporarily defy amnesia, assuming he's not lying about that part entirely. It's hard to trust the words of a fallen angel.

  • @SonOfHighValour
    @SonOfHighValour 3 года назад +602

    "I was born at a very young age, and soon after, grew with age."
    Oh Gods, Yamashiro is just Rogal Dorn out of power armour.

    • @blademaker9843
      @blademaker9843 3 года назад +22

      Or is he really just Alpharius pretending to be?

    • @guccifer764
      @guccifer764 3 года назад +32

      A long time ago,
      I was ME

    • @nitrus1933
      @nitrus1933 3 года назад +12

      But does he still have the magic pain glove?

    • @ASNS117Zero
      @ASNS117Zero 3 года назад +19

      IS THAT A TTS REFERENCE!?
      It's like the Jojo of fandom parodies.

    • @4oki_Tatsuy420
      @4oki_Tatsuy420 Год назад +10

      @@nitrus1933mAgIC PaIN GLoVe…. iS CaSTeR wAiFu-AbLE?

  • @warden_ix6020
    @warden_ix6020 3 года назад +1373

    THIS IS IT FOLKS NOBODY PANIC WEVE TRAINED FOR THIS.

  • @Trademarked26
    @Trademarked26 3 года назад +1596

    "Will Actually Satan and friends emerge victorious against Some random old guy and the witch waifu? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z."

    • @purpleenthusiast5814
      @purpleenthusiast5814 3 года назад +42

      I'm feeling kinda nervous ngl

    • @uselesshero.official
      @uselesshero.official 3 года назад +6

      Random old guy. I thought he was a dignified teacher 😏

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 года назад +12

      Wait..Evil Archer Equals Emiya Alter.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 3 года назад +8

      So Archer eventually turned himself into Emiya Alter.

    • @nepspartan-7597
      @nepspartan-7597 3 года назад +11

      @@Lemuel928 *looks at Sessyoin Kiara*
      ...sure, let's go with that

  • @Narutonarutonaruto85
    @Narutonarutonaruto85 3 года назад +2035

    I just realized that ordering Archer to kill himself could be interpreted as kill Shirou.

    • @hmmmooops
      @hmmmooops 3 года назад +413

      Fuck that's galaxy brain that's so good

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 года назад +816

      Command seals are 90% intention (which is why they can go off without meaning to if you're not careful). They compel the servant to do exactly what you intend them to do. Unfortunately this doesn't allow for lawyering or semantics on the servant's part.

    • @Sandman382
      @Sandman382 3 года назад +207

      @@ProjectMouthwash eh...it does allow for some degree of lawyering seemingly. It's just harder to do so then simply doing that and the simpler the order the less they can do about it, too broad and you get a Archer situation where he's lightly penalized for disobeying rather then stopped. And since there's a 90% chance he knew Shirou was there he'd probably minimum pull a Irish hero and take two for the price of one.

    • @tetragaming6332
      @tetragaming6332 3 года назад +98

      You right. Even if she got really specific and told Archer to kill Archer, Shirou is still technically Archer.
      Assuming that doesn't work he could just carpet bomb himself while near himself

    • @MassisKharne
      @MassisKharne 3 года назад +60

      @@tetragaming6332 Slight Spoiler warning for anyone that hasn’t seen the series yet:
      Technically speaking, Shirou doesn’t become Archer until the end of this war, in which he becomes an anti-hero of sorts in a different timeline entirely. I believe he was actually termed as a Guardian, rather than a heroic spirit, as his deeds in life led him to him finally realizing his dream; and then promptly scoffing at the result of his dream.

  • @Cynicz13
    @Cynicz13 3 года назад +396

    I love the fact that Archer tries to get Rin to use her last command seal to kill 'himself'. Brilliant writing.

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 3 года назад +69

      SHIT
      I didn't pick up on that

    • @SnakebitSTI
      @SnakebitSTI 11 месяцев назад +8

      Ooooh, that would be a good "bad end".

    • @syrusalder7795
      @syrusalder7795 7 месяцев назад +12

      OH MY GOD
      That's some peak fucking loophole abuse right there, how the hell did i not see that?

    • @StarPichu12
      @StarPichu12 6 месяцев назад

      @@syrusalder7795 Oh that's fucking evil, truly the work of absolutely satan!

  • @ruijie1961
    @ruijie1961 3 года назад +1604

    "YOU ARE A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL."
    I did not expect to ever hear this uttered with such seriousness in my lifetime.

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 3 года назад +37

      YOU GET A CAR

    • @Spyke114
      @Spyke114 2 года назад +78

      And then Kuzuki repeating it back just as seriously.

    • @luigiboi4244
      @luigiboi4244 2 года назад +24

      @@Spyke114 MULTIPLE TIMES

    • @privateuser3726
      @privateuser3726 Год назад +8

      What is a Manic pixie dream girl?

    • @winterturtle1596
      @winterturtle1596 Год назад +37

      @@privateuser3726 the quintessential example is Remona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim. Basically it’s the trope of the love interest who is very quirky and absolutely mentally ill.

  • @reddagon6567
    @reddagon6567 3 года назад +290

    "I was born at a young age, and grew with age" fucking top tier😂😂😂

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 года назад +13

      Right up there with "And freed his Orphans!"

    • @Dehn396
      @Dehn396 3 года назад +8

      You can never be more Fate than this

  • @kyurama6443
    @kyurama6443 3 года назад +1048

    Rin: "the grail can't summon Satan, probably"
    Me: "but all the world's evil is fine, huh?"

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 3 года назад +90

      That's because Angra Mainyu was never a god, but instead originally just a normal human.

    • @kyurama6443
      @kyurama6443 3 года назад +53

      Lucifer isn't god either. And there are many demi gods in the fate Univers too.

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 3 года назад +91

      @@kyurama6443 Lucifer is way beyond a demi-god. Even the lowest angels and demons cannot be normally summoned by the Grail. Same for other phantasmal beings.

    • @kyurama6443
      @kyurama6443 3 года назад +23

      How about 2/3 demigods like Gilgamesh. I guess they are above low angels in matters of divinity.

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 3 года назад +74

      @@kyurama6443 Nope, because angels are full phantasmal beasts. (Also, Gil being 2/3 Divine doesn't really play a role since he rejected his own divinity out of hatred for the gods, which as a result lowered its rating.)

  • @keionchua6777
    @keionchua6777 3 года назад +743

    "you want the short version or the long version"
    Gigguk: this is the short version

    • @raymundoserna3449
      @raymundoserna3449 3 года назад +36

      Yo I will donate to him for him to voice a character in this abridge

    • @benjabierubino1982
      @benjabierubino1982 Год назад +9

      ​@@raymundoserna3449 Oh God, please do. Heck, he'd probably do it for free

  • @radicool21
    @radicool21 3 года назад +453

    “Let them succumb to despair as they couldn’t save a single person.” Speaking from experience, huh.

    • @kais2078
      @kais2078 3 года назад +41

      Damn, Abridged Archer's humor is so good and so painful at the same time.

    • @briankirkwood4454
      @briankirkwood4454 3 года назад +20

      @@kais2078 He possesses a Humor Hammer, his true Noble Phantasm.

  • @blazereaper7890
    @blazereaper7890 3 года назад +451

    Shirou: *makes Kanshou and Byakuya*
    Archer: "HEY! HEY! STOP MAKING THOSE"
    This is gold

    • @arch_2076
      @arch_2076 3 года назад +2

      Love this too much

  • @buddyb3165
    @buddyb3165 3 года назад +287

    "When you need to give a servant mana in a hurry, nothing beets banging it out" ~Actually Satan

    • @blairbuskirk5460
      @blairbuskirk5460 3 года назад +20

      Should have told younger Shiro.

    • @AndyMcKeeFanForLife
      @AndyMcKeeFanForLife 3 года назад +42

      The best day of Archer’s life was the day he got into a threesome with Saber and Rin to avoid getting killed by Berserker.

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 3 года назад +2

      @@AndyMcKeeFanForLife HOLD IT! when did that happen?

    • @AndyMcKeeFanForLife
      @AndyMcKeeFanForLife 3 года назад +17

      @@Nightmare704RY Fate Route

    • @impatientpatient8270
      @impatientpatient8270 3 года назад +4

      @@Nightmare704RY read the visual novel and see for your self

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 года назад +1084

    *Logan looking at Audience Retention:* "What do you MEAN everyone is rewatching the first 2 minutes of the video?!"

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  3 года назад +451

      *sweats*
      I almost don't want to check now.

    • @ihaveajojoaddiction9592
      @ihaveajojoaddiction9592 3 года назад +62

      @@ProjectMouthwash so what’s the stats

    • @GladiusTR
      @GladiusTR 3 года назад +44

      It made me s o uncomfortable i skipped

    • @Astrithor
      @Astrithor 3 года назад +80

      I genuinely forgot about that part of the video until I saw this comment...and you know what? I'm proud of me for that. Lol

    • @meruzhansargsyan1476
      @meruzhansargsyan1476 3 года назад +17

      @@Astrithor The most powerful person to ever exist. You must be eliminated. Look behind you.

  • @XandYadventures
    @XandYadventures 3 года назад +528

    "I'm relatively confident literally nothing would have been different"
    I just choked laughing at that line.

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 3 года назад +3435

    "Did you record it?"
    "Yes dear."
    "Did you watch it without me!?"
    "No dear."
    Honestly, it's kinda impressive that a witch and a borderline robotic assassin can be such relationship goals.

    • @Marqui91
      @Marqui91 3 года назад +72

      Right?

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 3 года назад +18

      200th like

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin 3 года назад +173

      "Robotic assassin" suspiciously behaves the same way a defeated husband would

    • @Ehckoh
      @Ehckoh 3 года назад +34

      Glad I’m not the only one who noticed…

    • @Del_1710
      @Del_1710 3 года назад +73

      Ever heard of a manic pixie dream girl

  • @garrettspoetrycorner3397
    @garrettspoetrycorner3397 3 года назад +540

    Honestly sometimes I forget this is an abridged series and talk about it like it is the original show

    • @nekozabuza
      @nekozabuza 3 года назад +77

      Tbh the original is still good, but like with DBZA and SAOA I think this just takes it up a notch and makes it better. Well, in SAOs case it actually makes a trash show good IMO.

    • @emeros8631
      @emeros8631 3 года назад +47

      With that level of quality and dedication I'd argue it's not an abbriged but a parody spin-off at this point

    • @faemerothgoblinbane
      @faemerothgoblinbane 3 года назад +60

      It's my favorite type of abridging; the condensing of information and repeating it in a parodied format. It doesn't really change what's presented in the original but instead strips away all the flowery language and gets straight to the point, while also often making comedic commentary about either the content or presentation.

    • @williamwalton9154
      @williamwalton9154 3 года назад +11

      The ability to tie in the other movies both the Dean Arc from Acher's POV and Zero from Baber's adds some important depth that the original is missing.
      Much like Piccalo's internal conversations with Nail and later Kami are additions that make sense in universe.

    • @groudon2006
      @groudon2006 3 года назад +8

      Yeah some abridged series do that, like for example I can't watch DBZ nor Hellsing without hearing the abridged voice actors

  • @kenpachizaraki5237
    @kenpachizaraki5237 3 года назад +997

    He's actually not Satan. Just a guy exploring some lore he missed out on his first playthrough.

  • @michaeldaniels642
    @michaeldaniels642 3 года назад +1232

    Oh my God, we're gonna get a Heaven's Feel abridged where he knows everything from both routes which is practically everything

    • @-Banoffee
      @-Banoffee 3 года назад +261

      Except Rider's name. lol

    • @lordcommissar7813
      @lordcommissar7813 3 года назад +310

      @@-Banoffee he's going to be so busy trying to figure out riders name he won't even bother with shirou

    • @chiiiiie5608
      @chiiiiie5608 3 года назад +63

      @jack patton Not to Archer, apparently

    • @mysticdragonwolf89
      @mysticdragonwolf89 3 года назад +86

      What Archer wouldn’t know is Sakura’s past, Illya knowing the events which lead up to Fate/ zero which in turn decided her choices in Heavens feel (this is assumed cause Illya never was shown talking about it with Shiro and in turn, Archer wouldn’t know of it as well), and Archer wouldn’t know the lengths dark Sakura would go to when unleashed…including consuming him.

    • @meruzhansargsyan1476
      @meruzhansargsyan1476 3 года назад +7

      Remember when I made a comment like this on the Reddit.
      It did not go well... Something like both archers came from the fate route but after their arrival, the routes change

  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  3 года назад +2092

    So this episode probably has the most subtle bit of character humor from Archer in it that I've ever written for any character. Looking forward to seeing if anyone picks up on it. If not, then I guess it'll just be for us~!

    • @Getsumei_Marson
      @Getsumei_Marson 3 года назад +48

      gimme have it now project mouthwash

    • @Getsumei_Marson
      @Getsumei_Marson 3 года назад +23

      PLEASE

    • @Trademarked26
      @Trademarked26 3 года назад +81

      Actually Satan has character humor?

    • @paynt3770
      @paynt3770 3 года назад +79

      I presume its about how evil Actually Satan is, allthough as we all know he is a saber not an archer.

    • @nickcampbell3812
      @nickcampbell3812 3 года назад +36

      I'm not actually sure what is meant by "character humor". Is it some sort of reference to the original version of the character?

  • @blasboise5613
    @blasboise5613 3 года назад +674

    Kuzuki: Whenever I’m alone with someone in a room I think they are trying to kill me.
    Archer: Even at school
    Kuzuki: Yes, funny enough it’s usually emiya or tohsaka
    Archer: *cryptic smile intensifies*

    • @viko747
      @viko747 3 года назад +21

      Bruuuhhhhhh that completely flew over my head lmao 🤣🤣

  • @HappyPotat
    @HappyPotat 3 года назад +277

    Kuzuki: "I assume everyone who enters a room alone with me wants to kill me"
    "The first student who comes to class is usually the most terrifying"
    "It's usually Emiya or Tohsaka"
    Archer internally: "Oh this is just too easy..."

  • @cheese50
    @cheese50 3 года назад +252

    "THINK SHIRO" is your subtle archer joke. *Chef's kiss*

    • @HDLLHANZ
      @HDLLHANZ 3 года назад +2

      Timestamp

    • @mentalforge728
      @mentalforge728 3 года назад +7

      @@HDLLHANZ literal last second of the video

  • @ArcherA
    @ArcherA 3 года назад +272

    Playboy: *Mad at Caster being a Caster*
    Caster: So you have chosen death

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 года назад +18

      Every version of him is the same as even in the fate extella timeline he treated Tamamo like shit and left her to die which is why she loves Hakuno/Hakunon so much for choosing to form a contract with an enemy servant like her

    • @joshs5577
      @joshs5577 3 года назад +5

      @@sdbzfan1 Well not every version of him. He makes an appearance in Case Files and is oddly competent.

    • @sdbzfan1
      @sdbzfan1 3 года назад +3

      @@joshs5577 didnt know he was in case files as i didnt watch it but sounds nice as even extra shinji isnt utter gsrbage

    • @joshs5577
      @joshs5577 3 года назад +11

      @@sdbzfan1 He’s not in the anime. He makes an appearance in the third volume. I should note that despite his competency we do see character flaws that would lead to him doing what he did in Fate. Particularly his misogyny, insecurity about people more skilled than him, and high levels of pride.

    • @TAMAMO-VIRUS
      @TAMAMO-VIRUS 3 года назад +3

      @@sdbzfan1 For a second I was confused since Twice was Tamamo's master. Then I re-read and realized you wrote *Extella* timeline

  • @halendark9378
    @halendark9378 3 года назад +771

    Rin: "B***h, I know what I got. You go hard!"
    Krillin: "Just went from a 9 to a 10"

    • @Traincauseyes
      @Traincauseyes 3 года назад +2

      Sus

    • @justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019
      @justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019 3 года назад +1

      What does rin’s line mean?

    • @a1saucin221
      @a1saucin221 3 года назад

      Sus like the video game

    • @rr2637
      @rr2637 3 года назад +25

      @@justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019 It means she already knows that she has a nice bum, so Shiro can keep complimenting it as much as he wants.

    • @justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019
      @justaweebwithsubjectivetas9019 3 года назад +11

      @@rr2637 thank you for the clarification also good night it’s late where I am

  • @swostikasharma9647
    @swostikasharma9647 2 года назад +231

    Rin infront of Archer, "I trust Shirou Emiya because I know he'd never betray me."
    Archer: 👀 Yeah. You're 100% right. TOTALLY right.

    • @exumbra1399
      @exumbra1399 Год назад +21

      And also 100% unironically right, if you've seen the next episode.

    • @flavienmaillard3910
      @flavienmaillard3910 Год назад +10

      100% maximum right*

    • @boiyado6717
      @boiyado6717 Год назад

      I mean, it’s EMIYA, not Shirou

  • @dunemask
    @dunemask 3 года назад +628

    "I finally realized that you aren't Lucifer, only to find out you really are the devil..." 😱😱😱😱😱

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 3 года назад +75

      Honestly expected her to say Judas. Speaking of whom, would he qualify as an assassin servant?

    • @kamishin7135
      @kamishin7135 3 года назад +19

      @@chukyuniqul nah, an assassin kills targets themself

    • @chukyuniqul
      @chukyuniqul 3 года назад +40

      @@kamishin7135 idk man, if you consider grand order canon (which is inadvisable for a man liking his sanity) then people who kill others by ordering people or using poisons are still assassins. Or just ones associated with subterfuge.

    • @sebastianchavez1225
      @sebastianchavez1225 3 года назад +9

      @@chukyuniqul Isnt it canon, but in an alternate universe (like Apocrypha) that can connect to another universes and draw servants from there?

    • @nepspartan-7597
      @nepspartan-7597 3 года назад +8

      @@sebastianchavez1225 basically most Fate works (except for Extella, which is it's own series) are separate timelines

  • @VergilGaia
    @VergilGaia 3 года назад +741

    Episode 8: * is out *
    Every single soul: *"TODAY IS THE DAY"*

  • @textbookidiocy3896
    @textbookidiocy3896 3 года назад +683

    "I trust Shirou Emiya because he would never betray me. He's proven to me that i can trust him" Ah, Archer must be feeling some verrrry complicated feelings this entire series. Also, Damn, the voice acting and writing keep being top notch.

  • @dragonqueen1474
    @dragonqueen1474 3 года назад +1075

    Rin: "In love with who?? What?? Baeber?? Sakura?? Archer?? Cause if it's Archer, I have some really awkward news."
    Yeah, she knows.

    • @BobfromSydney
      @BobfromSydney 2 года назад +180

      The one person Shirou doesn't show any love for is himself. That boy has issues.

    • @esteban8471
      @esteban8471 2 года назад +120

      She figured it out after Shirou told her about the pendant he always carried, which shouldn't be possible since there's only one and Archer gave her the one he had.

    • @celtickawaii57
      @celtickawaii57 Год назад +45

      If it was Archer at least Shirou would be learning self-love.

    • @joseph86255
      @joseph86255 9 месяцев назад +2

      Shirou's reaction was just perfect.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 9 месяцев назад +3

      Shirou Future Selfcest

  • @QuasarKnightGaming
    @QuasarKnightGaming 3 года назад +893

    Medea: “I got the pounding I so deserved”
    Me: Jesus Christ woman calm down, you wanna smash MOST characters in this damn show.

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 3 года назад +117

      To be fair, she only wants to smash two of them... BUT MAN SHE'S THIRSTY!

    • @AndyMcKeeFanForLife
      @AndyMcKeeFanForLife 3 года назад +77

      Question: if Medea did get to hook up with Saber would Medea give Saber back her dick or would Medea be the man in that relationship?

    • @ineedsleep7684
      @ineedsleep7684 3 года назад +36

      @@AndyMcKeeFanForLife Real question is if Saber still had her dick from back then.

    • @impatientpatient8270
      @impatientpatient8270 3 года назад +115

      @@AndyMcKeeFanForLife and on the next episode of "the mind of a fate fan":...

    • @AndyMcKeeFanForLife
      @AndyMcKeeFanForLife 3 года назад +79

      @@impatientpatient8270 These are very important lore questions that need to be addressed.

  • @DavidGraham221
    @DavidGraham221 3 года назад +409

    I love how Rin is trying to let Archer know that she’s found out his true identity and Archer is pretty much playing dumb

    • @larrytherustyboii7442
      @larrytherustyboii7442 3 года назад +40

      Her saying bad news to shirou hints a lot.

    • @zen_7748
      @zen_7748 3 года назад +90

      I also enjoy how she seems to be aggravating Archer on purpose with all that reuniting-Saber-with-Shirou, I-trust-Shirou-Emiya talk in an effort to get Archer to spill the narrative beans. And Archer just says "K."
      "Y U HAVE AMNESIA???"

    • @DavidGraham221
      @DavidGraham221 3 года назад +15

      @@larrytherustyboii7442 It honestly took me a few rewatches to catch that

    • @myoldchannel0
      @myoldchannel0 3 года назад +1

      @@larrytherustyboii7442 bad news?

    • @sponge1234ify
      @sponge1234ify 3 года назад +8

      @@myoldchannel0 the part where she ask shirou to clarify who did he love. She blurted "Archer?!" then noted that if so there's gonna be some bad and uncomfortable news, or something to that line.

  • @tiffanykay6060
    @tiffanykay6060 3 года назад +369

    Dude, the scene where Archer Betrays Rin is waaaay more brutal here than in the actual show. Idk about you guys, but the way he tells Rin to kill him knowing she won’t cause he know she knows he’s Shirou is... woah. This abridged can get more emotional and powerful than the original show at times, which is fucking incredible!

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 года назад +49

      To be fair, that's because they have WAY more time to polish the script and make sure that every line hits as hard as it needs to

    • @joshs5577
      @joshs5577 3 года назад +55

      Also to be fair, one of the main criticisms of the show from VN fans was that the show reduced character complexity and emotional weight.

    • @Youngblood-Pirates
      @Youngblood-Pirates 3 года назад +15

      @@joshs5577
      Still funny how you get more of that in an abridged series.

    • @r.k845
      @r.k845 3 года назад +10

      @@Youngblood-Pirates Because in many ways the abridged series does emotional beats better.

    • @MH_Zard
      @MH_Zard 3 года назад +17

      As someone who likes the actual show, I definitely agree that the abridged writes and paces it far better. It even dumbs down a lot of the concepts, magic, lore better for people to understand.

  • @tcsproductions4244
    @tcsproductions4244 2 года назад +261

    "... I... am a Manic, Pixie, DREAM GIRL!"
    "Yup..."
    "I've never felt more alive!!"
    "That is upsetting if true."
    Never thought I'd see a moment where someone's words of introspection would those.
    I freaking love it!

  • @temperusmaximus7268
    @temperusmaximus7268 3 года назад +149

    "I am confident that Shirou Emiya will never betray me!"
    Rin Tohsaka, to Archer/CG Shirou Emiya who is about five minutes from betraying her.

  • @Austin_Triebe
    @Austin_Triebe 3 года назад +539

    “Because he doesn’t have a sense of his own limits and compulsively has to help others”
    Yep. That’s Shirou.

  • @connorscott6479
    @connorscott6479 3 года назад +480

    Me who binged the series a couple days ago:
    Wait… Aight my Calendar is cleared for 4pm!

    • @kaymicah5035
      @kaymicah5035 3 года назад +4

      same did it yesterday and I didn't even know this was coming out

    • @samuelsoliday4381
      @samuelsoliday4381 3 года назад +1

      like number 70

    • @thereddeads
      @thereddeads 3 года назад +2

      Its like 4am for me so...;_;

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 года назад +1

      To be fair, at least you've got a slightly less demanding New Episode release tradition than I do when it comes to this (Rewatch the whole abridged every episode, Rewatch all of Fate, including Zero, Aporcapha-or however you spell that one - FSN, both original and UBW, and then the Abridged, at this point, I've got most of it memorised.)

    • @Chuckakhan
      @Chuckakhan 3 года назад

      Fucken work n shit.

  • @brosefamelion3241
    @brosefamelion3241 3 года назад +319

    "She needed a mana transfer!"
    "Yeh she did."

    • @rubix4195
      @rubix4195 Год назад

      Medea probably said that a mana transfer involving sex would be more efficient than any other method and then took off her hood and released those blue locks before saying there were other ways if he didn't like it...

  • @vaquishers
    @vaquishers 3 года назад +512

    "who doesn't want a woman that can kick their ass" Shiro speaking the true facts here

    • @ZambonieDude
      @ZambonieDude 3 года назад +23

      I love how he tried to make Rin laugh by using one of her throwaway lines unexpectedly.

    • @jacencade4019
      @jacencade4019 3 года назад +2

      Gay men?

    • @AgntFL
      @AgntFL 3 года назад +4

      As a man married to a woman who can kick my ass, I can confirm

    • @mishtesta4746
      @mishtesta4746 3 года назад +3

      @Voxel Composer Hopefully, you don't really think what you said as it's pretty false 'in reality'. Some like them and some hate it (actually, those who dislike them are higher in number), so it's definitely not something as ridiculously exaggerated as a 'transcendental phenomena of desire', which sounds like something a character with eighth-grade syndrome would say in an anime. You really need to change your mind if you seriously believe it. (though it might be just a case of you projecting yourself onto others as many people do, consciously or subconsciously, in order to justify their opinion)
      (Source: regular interaction with the society; studied human psychology)

    • @sebastianswan7975
      @sebastianswan7975 3 года назад +1

      @@mishtesta4746 I think that what he was saying was hyperbole.

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 3 года назад +455

    *"Your sure your not here to kill me, i feel very Attacked right now"*
    Story of my social life

    • @sangletan7076
      @sangletan7076 3 года назад +3

      "Are you ready for me to BLOW your mind?"
      Cuz Archer just blew my d... mind.

  • @alexfalton3985
    @alexfalton3985 3 года назад +235

    "So the way you talk at school - that's how you think people talk? That's you blending in?"
    "It took me four years to realize people didn't talk that way."
    This one is just a gem. I laughed so much I forgot how to breathe.

  • @rezz__emiya5948
    @rezz__emiya5948 3 года назад +817

    I think it'll be interesting if after UBWA is done, they decided to do HFA with, unlike the films, Archer being sent directly from UBW to HF, retaining his memories and Character development from UBWA, and becoming an audience surrogate for the absolute insanity that is HF compared to the other routes.

    • @thexenosaiyan
      @thexenosaiyan 3 года назад +258

      "WHY! IS! EVERYTHING! GOING! TO! HELL?! SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TIMELINE! WE ARE VERSING A BEAST CANDIDATE!"

    • @rockyjmoon3
      @rockyjmoon3 2 года назад +48

      @@thexenosaiyan I can see him saying that

    • @definitelynotat-rex72
      @definitelynotat-rex72 2 года назад +90

      They can even keep up his internal monologue when Shiro gets his arm

    • @rockyjmoon3
      @rockyjmoon3 2 года назад +29

      @@definitelynotat-rex72 that would be hilarious

    • @rezz__emiya5948
      @rezz__emiya5948 2 года назад +66

      @@definitelynotat-rex72 oh my god we can get archer as TFS Nail that would be the best thing ever.

  • @smithie486
    @smithie486 3 года назад +743

    Archer: “sorry to cut in. He summoned a caster, got up set when they’re non rider servant couldn’t summon a dragon that their legend never mentioned summoning or controlling. Then got upset that you... a caster. Can preform mage craft better than he can?
    Medea: “Yes! He seemed rather shocked that I, princess Medea, was able to do the thing I was summoned for because I can do”
    My favorite interaction this episode!

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 3 года назад +75

      interestingly enough In her story she GOT dragons but she didnt summoned them. Basically helios sent them to her to escape jason after she killed her sons after he cheated. Soooooo yea

    • @blu42nj
      @blu42nj 3 года назад +54

      @@jackbelmont4389 love the fact that the only reason Medea didn't get punished for ANYTHING was because she never broke the oath and she was favored by Hera (IIRC). Like she made a poison dress and crown that made that made Jason's wife #2 catch fire and then killed the King because whoever touched the dress also dies and Killed her children out of revenge.
      But because of not breaking oath and Hera liked her, she got off Scott free.

    • @jackbelmont4389
      @jackbelmont4389 3 года назад +23

      @@blu42nj Ah i see you saw overly sarcastic productions. I mean yea but i think her ending could be open to interoretation. Either she lived in her cottage in peace or she died to whatever random greek monster.

    • @phantasosxgames8488
      @phantasosxgames8488 3 года назад +17

      @@jackbelmont4389 no , Medea actually had a good ending.
      Her son Medus , born when she slept with the father of Theseus , had overthrow Medea's uncle , Perses, then he ruled Colchis.
      So , it's pretty easy to assume that Medea had lived the rest of her days in Colchis.

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 2 года назад +2

      @@blu42nj Yeah it really is hilarious and a strange case of injustice. Medea pretty much broke every single big rule that the Greeks had that would automatically have the gods smite you or sent to Tartarus or both yet she gets away scot free while Jason alone suffers which he totally deserved but Medea became just as bad. After everything she did they honestly deserve each other. They're both scumbags.

  • @msirikh
    @msirikh 3 года назад +380

    I trust Shirou Emiya
    WHY DO YOU HAVE AMNESIA

    • @silentshadow3894
      @silentshadow3894 3 года назад +29

      So wait has she already figured it out?

    • @DragonLord2801
      @DragonLord2801 3 года назад +38

      @@silentshadow3894 Yeah

    • @silentshadow3894
      @silentshadow3894 3 года назад +15

      @@DragonLord2801 was that explained in a previous episode or was it implied. You know what I am going to watch them all again anyway. I’ll figure it out.

    • @Trezzle
      @Trezzle 3 года назад +26

      @@silentshadow3894 Rooftop scene when she asks Shirou about the heart pendant in Episode 7, 27:55. Implies she figured it out.

    • @bowser9777
      @bowser9777 3 года назад

      @@Trezzle Does she know in the Original at this point?

  • @DaddyDownUnder51
    @DaddyDownUnder51 3 года назад +197

    "Do you want the short version or the long version?"
    "Abridge it for me."
    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a third option now.

  • @l5121
    @l5121 3 года назад +222

    I didn’t understand why Archer was so interested in Mana transfers until i remembered he is supposed to be from Saber route

    • @rubix4195
      @rubix4195 Год назад +26

      Archer: "What was the music like? It's like a water dropping onto water and then a jaunty violin music before the transfer right?"
      Everyone else: "..."

  • @thetsubamehub2139
    @thetsubamehub2139 3 года назад +1161

    The whole “satisfying old curiosities” bit was great, if there wasn’t the limit of source footage (and also the tremendous amount of time and effort you all put into all your work) it would be so cool to see a little spinoff of “Archer asks characters questions he couldn’t figure out during his lifetime.”
    And also gigachad Archer flexing his knowledge of “direct mana transfer”
    Imma gush about this episode until the next one gets released!

    • @robertdelossantos5844
      @robertdelossantos5844 3 года назад +79

      As someone who doesn’t know the original source material and have only read tv tropes and bits of wiki articles, I was curious why Archer was asking these questions to them. It’s neat if the answer really is “I didn’t know these characters in my timeline so I wanna hear their backstory now”. I thought it was more him trying to see what shifted from his timeline and this one.

    • @sirgarberto
      @sirgarberto 3 года назад +143

      @@robertdelossantos5844 Consider how disappointed he was when Shirou and Rin told him they didn't know who Rider was either. He really wants to know.

    • @Gioppdumister
      @Gioppdumister 3 года назад +78

      @@robertdelossantos5844 He knew all of them but he didn't know WHY they were the way they were. Now that he can pretend to not be who he is, he can get the answers he couldn't in life.

    • @th3stainedrose
      @th3stainedrose 3 года назад +34

      @@Gioppdumister Which is fair, but in Rider's case her true name was never reveled in the stay/night route. At least to my knowledge.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 года назад +27

      @@th3stainedrose I think we can assume that she was still medusa, just with a different noble phantasm, after all, A) It had a massive fuck off eye in the centre of it and B) She kept her eyes covered the entire time, and C) What's medusa more known for, killing people with her gaze, or riding a fucking Pegisus

  • @cap90parker0
    @cap90parker0 3 года назад +319

    How many people learned what a "Manic Pixie Dream Girl" was today, because I sure as hell didn't know before today.

    • @Arelenedhel
      @Arelenedhel 3 года назад +18

      New term for me

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 3 года назад +27

      To be fair, playing the final fantasy games, you learn quickly that in all of them there is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl as a main character, Except maybe FF13 when you have a Manic Pixie Dream Boy/Himbo Sephiroth

    • @GlitchToph
      @GlitchToph 3 года назад +11

      I learned it through a random YT recommended video about it, but this is the first time I've seen the term in the wild

    • @arevalones
      @arevalones 3 года назад +11

      I see you havent been yet to the hell that is Tv Tropes

    • @awakeneddio6012
      @awakeneddio6012 3 года назад

      I didn't know it before, but I knew what Archer was about to say.

  • @alexfalton3985
    @alexfalton3985 3 года назад +547

    "I'm in love."
    "Is it Archer?! Cause if its Archer, I got some bad news."
    Ah, real awkward. So, that would mean that Shirou is in love with himself. So... I think that would make him a narcissist?

    • @Nightmare704RY
      @Nightmare704RY 3 года назад +67

      Well the tag "selfcest" exists in the fate hentai search for a reason... two actually, the other is the MASSIVE amount of version of Artoria Pendragon.

    • @chaos2inferno
      @chaos2inferno 3 года назад +71

      Shirou loving himself would be the biggest change in this entire abridged series.

    • @galactic_road9113
      @galactic_road9113 3 года назад +13

      Enemies to lovers😍

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 года назад +25

      @@galactic_road9113 nah, Emiyas to lovers. 😋

    • @galactic_road9113
      @galactic_road9113 3 года назад +5

      @@Crisjola LMAO SO TRUE

  • @faerae2
    @faerae2 3 года назад +290

    the fact archer betrayed rin so he can go and extort lore out of people is amazing

  • @atigerclaw
    @atigerclaw 3 года назад +177

    "There is nothing, and no one in this world who stands above me..."
    And Gilgamesh took exception to that.

  • @Backstromer1235
    @Backstromer1235 3 года назад +110

    Archer: I have altered the deal
    He tapped into his inner Darth Vader there

    • @Backstromer1235
      @Backstromer1235 3 года назад +3

      @Marcelo Biazze Piero for real

    • @hongcong1426
      @hongcong1426 3 года назад +4

      Medea: This deal is getting worse every second...
      Archer: Furthermore, I wish for you to wear this dress and bonnet!

  • @th3stainedrose
    @th3stainedrose 3 года назад +516

    Alright, 21 hours for my full series rewatch. See y'all in the comments.

    • @l5121
      @l5121 3 года назад +4

      X2

    • @Ether_Liner_Ado_Edem
      @Ether_Liner_Ado_Edem 3 года назад +2

      Same bro finna rewatch this tonight

    • @seth9655
      @seth9655 3 года назад +1

      I'm currently rewatch the series.

    • @bshpev
      @bshpev 3 года назад +3

      Remember when DBZA was still a thing and it got to the point you'd have to clear like 2 days every time a new episode came out?

  • @dapeach06
    @dapeach06 3 года назад +197

    "I have altered the deal" (internally screaming: please say "pray I dont alter it any further")

  • @Raganui
    @Raganui 3 года назад +299

    'Who doesn't want a woman who can kick their ass'
    Have we been here before, it feels like we've been here before. With another dual-wielding swordsman with a complex.

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 года назад +34

      Well… at least in his Abridged version. Pretty sure Shirou wins in character development outside of Abridged series given how… little character growth the Black Swordsman actually has in SAO.

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 3 года назад +15

      @@Crisjola When the hell did Guts' show up in SAO?

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 года назад +14

      @@barbatosmcmurderton4209 XD true. But the SAO abridged does Kirito better and he's voiced by the same VA that voices Shirou. That's what I meant.

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 3 года назад +3

      @@Crisjola I know what you ment, I was attempting "the humor".

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 года назад +3

      @@barbatosmcmurderton4209 whoops! Sorry! 😅

  • @jacobbabson6786
    @jacobbabson6786 3 года назад +142

    Archer is just playing a JRPG at this point. Going around and talking to all of the NPC to learn their backstory.

  • @matheus66696
    @matheus66696 3 года назад +414

    Shirou talking about Rin's ass is just the best thing I've ever seen.

  • @margibso
    @margibso 3 года назад +59

    "If it's Archer I have some awkward news for you." I'm dead 😂

  • @Austin_Triebe
    @Austin_Triebe 3 года назад +322

    “What is your wish, and what is your true name?”
    “Don’t got one. Don’t know it.”
    “Come again.”
    😂😂😂

    • @chiiiiie5608
      @chiiiiie5608 3 года назад +23

      "I can just simply kill you if you want"
      "ehhhhh RULE BREAKER"

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 2 года назад +1

      If Rin really wanted to screw him over for betraying her she'd have revealed his true name and that his goal was to kill his past self

    • @yman7254
      @yman7254 2 года назад +1

      @@michaeldaniels642 she didn’t even know it at that point

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 2 года назад

      @@yman7254 in this she does. She very much hints that she knows in the abridged at that point. You can see it when she is questioning him about Caladbolg. She put two and two together after seeing Shirou project noble phantasms. Also, Shirou told her about the necklace before then in this I think but, would need to rewatch to be sure about that.

    • @yman7254
      @yman7254 2 года назад

      @@michaeldaniels642 yeah i rewatched it she probably does know. Mb

  • @aakashsinghkharayat5025
    @aakashsinghkharayat5025 3 года назад +267

    Kuzuki: i am manic pixie dream girl
    Archer: yep
    Why is archer mind facking kuzuki lol

    • @JordanDragonAs
      @JordanDragonAs 3 года назад +32

      Well funny..... thing is............ IT'S TRUE

    • @aakashsinghkharayat5025
      @aakashsinghkharayat5025 3 года назад +28

      Moon WolfHunter yeah and i never knew what MPDG was but damn kuzuki was so happy being one lol

    • @b1acksteve
      @b1acksteve 3 года назад +20

      If being a manic pixie dream girl means I can be in a cute relationship with Medea than deal

    • @chiiiiie5608
      @chiiiiie5608 3 года назад +18

      @@aakashsinghkharayat5025 according to the wiki, A Manic Pixie Dream Girl (MPDG) is a stock character type in films. Film critic Nathan Rabin, who coined the term after observing Kirsten Dunst's character in Elizabethtown (2005), said that the MPDG *"exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures."*

    • @aakashsinghkharayat5025
      @aakashsinghkharayat5025 3 года назад +2

      Chris Temblique wow :@ i want one

  • @CanadianCrits
    @CanadianCrits 3 года назад +225

    "It's usually Emiya or Tohsaka that's first to walk in..."
    Little did he know, it still is...
    Also I caught the "These reflections are why the episode took so long"
    Great job again guys! Can't wait for the next one.

    • @CanadianCrits
      @CanadianCrits 3 года назад +5

      Also, I've been watching the Curse of Strahd campaign recently and now I can't help but see Hadrick breaking up with Jolyne who instead gets together with Xanthirics. 🤣

  • @jinch21
    @jinch21 3 года назад +136

    Not sure why, but I really cracked up too much at Archer's reaction to Shirou's Tracing
    "Hey, hey stop making those!"
    He sounds a mix of exasperated and offended that makes me laugh for some reason

  • @369destroyer
    @369destroyer 3 года назад +212

    I'm just gonna say this, Archer's speech to Kuzuki is kinda funny when you consider that based on how he described it, Shirou Emiya himself is EVERYONE'S MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL!!!!

    • @eyeizarandummugga
      @eyeizarandummugga 3 года назад +13

      Jeez...what does that make Ritsuka from FGO?

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer 3 года назад +12

      @@eyeizarandummugga Didn't play but looked them up
      Every Fate Universe had their own "Everyone't Manic Pixie Dream Girl" I think lol

    • @dumpsockpuppet5619
      @dumpsockpuppet5619 3 года назад +2

      It takes one to know one

    • @369destroyer
      @369destroyer 3 года назад +4

      @@dumpsockpuppet5619 Yeah, wait, does that make ME a Manic Pixie Dream Girl too for pointing this out? Crap!

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 3 года назад +5

      That's what Archer has been trying to get Shiro to realize the entire series, with Kuzuki he's just given up on hinting at it and is slapping Kuzuki with reality immediately.

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 3 года назад +127

    "Abridge it for me."
    I see what you did there.

    • @Wolfkey13
      @Wolfkey13 3 года назад +2

      That got a good laugh out of me

  • @ultrastar6142
    @ultrastar6142 3 года назад +50

    I really like how Archer is basically redescribing how he came to be while stating that would be Rin and Shirou's fate

  • @jamesw7174
    @jamesw7174 2 года назад +107

    This literally made me Google "manic pixie girl"... Referred to Scott Pilgrim. The fun never ends

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 2 года назад +7

      I mean, it’s not the origin of the term but Ramona is the pinnacle of manic pixie dream girl

  • @superthorc6894
    @superthorc6894 3 года назад +359

    So this is were the fun begins

    • @gustofgood4257
      @gustofgood4257 3 года назад +12

      Now this is pod racing

    • @RLYAHR
      @RLYAHR 3 года назад +11

      I hate sand.

    • @blakebrown3888
      @blakebrown3888 3 года назад

      why you do this man lol
      Why you do this....

    • @ErenxJ
      @ErenxJ 3 года назад +2

      Hello there.

    • @FlashStatic
      @FlashStatic 3 года назад +1

      general kenobi... you are a bold one

  • @andresgutierrez340
    @andresgutierrez340 3 года назад +112

    Alright. That "Brave Shine" edit with Shirou mirroring Heracles was pretty great

  • @lowkeylokii4205
    @lowkeylokii4205 3 года назад +189

    "I'm relatively confident literally nothing would've been different" 😂
    Im relatively confident this a reference to another holy grail war

    • @NSAsterus
      @NSAsterus 3 года назад +50

      In cannon, Rin’s first command seal WAS to make Archer more obedient, which he can ignore if he’s willing to take a penalty of having his stats lowered to resist it

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 3 года назад +14

      @@NSAsterus I see. I love fate for the visuals. The story is always way to damn complicated for me to keep up with. Which is why I enjoy this so much lol

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 3 года назад +21

      @@NSAsterus Didn't Archer explain it as the command being much too broad to be effective?

    • @Gioppdumister
      @Gioppdumister 3 года назад +9

      @@anxiousearth680 basically. It's effective enough, most of the time.

    • @tatocezar1
      @tatocezar1 3 года назад +6

      @@anxiousearth680 it is, but Rin is so powerful that the command still affects him.

  • @NwaaNwaa
    @NwaaNwaa 3 года назад +121

    "Gotta love mana tranfers" - Emiya
    Wow that was awesome to hear.

  • @RnRs77795
    @RnRs77795 3 года назад +453

    Okay the Confession Scene, literally 10/10 for me. Besides it being heartwarming and hilarious. I love the way it played into make this a hard ship sell, but if you actual read into the characters of who the are, you get to see why what traits attracts them to each other. Shirou said it best in list when asked, passionate and hardworking. Confidence and perseverance are attractive qualities. He even said traits to call him out when hes being reckless, and yea he’s needs someone to stop his sacrificial lamb mentality.
    Im no Fate fanboy by any means, so im out of my depth when talking about this. But in all routes, Shirou ends up with someone different based on the choices he makes. I like to think that in life you could end up with anyone really, but its the choices and experiences we make that ultimately decides our fate. These two could end up with anyone else, in a number of possibilities, and is confirm in the routes we’ve seen, but they end up choosing each other. I don’t know why, I find that kind of sweet. Two stubborn people refuse to listen to anyone, even fate it self.
    Also, how Shirou goes to town in simping for Rin BOOTY is 10/10 writing, and does justice in saying what I wanted to say to her. Even if Rin isn’t your waifu, You can’t deny that ASS.

    • @simonmariolle351
      @simonmariolle351 3 года назад +23

      I can't wait for that transfer scene, are they going to the blood route or the white route, and the scene with them as adults and college could be pretty wholesome, and we can only imagine how sad that soon dead small frightening child is going to be.

    • @holschermarc
      @holschermarc 3 года назад +10

      I read between the lines that u have read the Visual Novel - i would say that alone defines u as a fate fanboy because literally nobody else would sink his time into this if it wasnt for getting every inch of fate lore possible

    • @hmthisisit
      @hmthisisit 3 года назад +8

      Definitely my most preferred pair out of the three routes. Most grounded and complementary relationship without any toxicity. Plus, Shiro gets a pretty decent and happy future life in this route.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 2 года назад

      I liked the threesome route

    • @FlaschenJoe11
      @FlaschenJoe11 Год назад +4

      @@simonmariolle351 Or they go the "UBW Good Ending" route with Baeber, Rin and Shirou

  • @Obi1Canobe198
    @Obi1Canobe198 3 года назад +128

    The writing in this abridged series is just unmatched. Every episode and every character is just so well crafted that it keeps me invested in between these long months. Honestly, the scene between Shirou and Rin on the hill was so strangely wholesome and moving. I don't know how you guys do it. Amazing work!

  • @greyfaceofaxe
    @greyfaceofaxe 3 года назад +307

    After the eons, my waiting was rewarded.