"You Naruto run right into my heart!" It's rare to hear a sentence that is simultaneously unfathomably cringe and incredibly sweet. Good job, I think...?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Sadly loopholes are also why all Genies are now dicks. Too many attempts to wish for more wishes has caused them to all be jaded so now when you wish to jump farther they turn you into a frog or something terrible.
The way the witch giggled at the end when the listener kissed her was so cute & wholesome. It brightened my day...just a wee bit. Great job, Vanilla. 👍
Considering my cousin and I are near-identical, to anyone else, this pocket dimension would look like it's a shrine dedicated to a certain big RUclipsr, lol.
Maybe that was her back-up plan in case you found the pocket dimension on your own somehow. "Haha, wow, SOMEone must have a huge crush and made this random shrine for [RUclipsr]. WEIRD, RIGHT?! HA HA HA."
Me: "It's big brain time." *(30 MINUTES LATER - DOOR KNOCKS)* Yandere: "Who could tha..." *(AURORS, OPEN UP)* Yandere: "Wha...?" Auror: "Vanilla, you are under arrest for kidnapping, counterfeit, and for illegal possession of a pocket dimension." Me: "Thanks for getting my message, guys."
Wow, being "trapped" in a beautiful fantasy paradise with a doting witch? I'd have just settled for a hug. But on a more serious note, very well done. Always a pleasure to listen to your audios and the characters you bring to life. In this case I commend you on managing to strike the difficult balance of the Witch character being quite sweet and likeable while still showing that obsessive edge to her. Casually talking about putting blood in the listener's tea or how putting any potion in it would be redundant because she already trapped them here for all time. I guess what I mean is the Witch is crazy but the kind of crazy I found myself rooting for. Even finding myself a little afraid she was gong to have her bubble burst by the listener. So yeah, smiled when they kissed her back.
Haha, you don't generally have to worry about bubbles being burst in my audios. I might occasionally dip into something darker, but for the most part I love a happy ending too much to do anything else!
That was out of this... Dimension. This is one of my favorite yandere scripts ever and you definitely did it justice. You really went all out on the sfx, too! And you nailed the challenging parts. I love how hyped you were after the cheek peck! Really well done 🥰😍🤗
I always wanted a pocket dimension I could escape to when I wanted. I dreamed it would have a miniature gothic monastery, with a flock of white geese in the garden for quills, where I'd have my scriptorium and a library of ancient tomes for me to copy. Would I accept her offer? I believe I would, although it seems like there isn't a choice. Oh, well. Supply me with ink, quills, parchment and something to copy and I'd be more than happy. I have to say I was very impressed with your use of sound effects and your enthusiasm was very convincing.
That sounds honestly so lovely. I'm not sure I'd have the attention span for creating illuminated manuscripts myself (I can't even consistently keep up with a bullet journal, which is sort of a modern spiritual grandchild of the art form!) but a cozy library? Oh yeah. Sign me up.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I only write on 100% cotton paper and am not much into illuminated letters, but it does take a lot of patience and focus to be a copyist. I've been an amateur copyist for about 7 years, but my writing speed is still between 12-14 letters per minute, that includes me looking at the exemplar and dipping my pen, and Titivilus, the patron demon of scribes, is still affecting my hand to make mistakes. I'm currently copying an English translation of Der Steppenwolf, by Hermann Hesse. A few days ago I wrote unforgettable without the second "t" and two words later wrote frightening, leaving out the "t" entirely! Two more mistakes for Titivilus to stuff in his sack of literary sins. He loves to hang around my desk every time I put pen to paper, with as much devilry as there is in that ink of mine.
Purple sky and two moons indeed sound like a sight to behold. It's the type of stuff that I enjoy the most I think, the type of "twisted mirror" fantasy. Something we normally have but changed in a way to make it unique and extraordinary (damn, I use that word a lot don't I?). Another good example would be trees with blue leaves and crimson bark. It makes me feel strange kind of warmth inside the more I dwell on it. That was super comfy, I enjoyed it a lot. Can't wait what the halloween spree will present next!
I love that sort of imagery myself, actually. (The Ghostlands and Outland in WoW spring readily to mind; they were so pretty that my first time through I sought out every single available quest because I didn't want to leave lmao) And thanks, as always! I hope the rest of Here for the Boos hits the spot!
If it was just a place to escape from reality and hakuna matata every day it would be great, but with a sweet yandere witch added to the mix... I would take that offer in a heartbeat.
On the surface it would seem like a pretty simple concept, but there are some very clever elements woven together that make this Cool, Unique, Interesting & Endearing! Rather than list them, I think it's better to let the other listeners think on it Before (possibly During) & After. Like an Easter Egg hunt in a TV show or video game! I will say that my favorite element, as it pertains to yandere, is the Pocket Dimension! You don't get more trapped than that...and without chains or a gag! You should definitely do a Part 2!
Nice video. I like the quality of the script. And i got quite immerzed. Thank you for the video. And giving me another night where i can sleep in peace.
If i didnt spell something right. English is a second language to me. And i hope i can adress the situation. And condole myself to for for my lack of knowledge inside the vocabulary of English
Jesus woman, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH DANGER YOU'RE IN?! *sigh* please tell me have either salt, goofer dust and holy water? In the meantime I'm going to call two good friends of mine who specialize in dealing with these kind of situations.
I mean, if it were me? I'd leave this plane of existence in a heartbeat. Free wifi, an all-powerful girlfriend AND not having to work or pay rent? ...I could do worse.
When I glanced at this comment, my brain somehow mashed isekai and involuntary together and for a second I thought you said she put the listener in her inventory. And I was like...”huh, yeah she did, didn’t she?” 💀
@@VanillaVelvetAudio lol 😂 imagine you’re with someone and she says, “ let me introduce you to my boyfriend!” [pulls a full grown man out of her small purse]
She goes out to lunch with a friend and it’s like: Her: I can’t wait for you to meet my sweetie! *yanks open her purse and pulls out full sized human* Her friend: hey quick question what the fuck Her: what, you’ve never seen a bag of holding before?
Another slow day at work another chance to trek through the back catalogue... I actually enjoyed this file.... Sweet yandere is always better than murder yandere... And heck her pocket dimension has WiFi... So I can still play Genshin. Sweet.
I have trouble remembering what you sound like due to all the different variations in your videos. If you ever feel like doing it I wouldove to see a demo reel of your work
A pocket dimension of paradise where I can live peacefully while still having some contact with the outside world without going outside WITH THE WOMAN I LOVE? i see no problems here, where do I sign up?
Great and truly immersive. Are you planning on doing NSFW continuations for your videos maybe on a Patreon? Then we maybe get to see what's about that Statue, that we should not see yet :D
Haha, I keep setting up the premieres, going offline to do other stuff, and by the time I get back--ready to send you a message that I'm about to post one of your scripts--you've already found out! There miiiight be at least one more coming, I will neither confirm nor deny.
I don't see this as kidnap the man literally said he was tried of his life and she ended up fixing his problem in a way if this was real i would take this opportunity with no hesitation
I'm doing well today! Did some window shopping, had a yummy orange scone for lunch, and treated myself to some absolutely delightfully hideous green sparkly nail polish. (The color is called Slime All Yours which is...*chef kiss* Awful. I love it!) Now I'm about to settle in to do some editing for next week's audios. 🤞 And tonight, I'll record some more--possibly even with Juniper, if we can make the timing work out! I hope you're having a great day too!
If I have to remember it, so do you! (Mine was actually like, third grade: a terrible presentation that I basically made up on the spot about...I forget what. But it was so cringey! 😬)
HA, I'd meant to fix the art's proportions up a bit and forgot by the time I made the thumbnail, so thanks for reminding me so I could make it a bit less 👁️👄👁️
"You Naruto run right into my heart!"
It's rare to hear a sentence that is simultaneously unfathomably cringe and incredibly sweet. Good job, I think...?
It’s an odd line to play with sincerity. Glad it landed right.
"Not turning lead into gold, that's illegal. I turn wood into gold"
Not sure that's what they meant but hey go crazy.
Let’s hear it for loopholes, baby!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Sadly loopholes are also why all Genies are now dicks. Too many attempts to wish for more wishes has caused them to all be jaded so now when you wish to jump farther they turn you into a frog or something terrible.
Lead is poisonous. That's all
The way the witch giggled at the end when the listener kissed her was so cute & wholesome. It brightened my day...just a wee bit.
Great job, Vanilla. 👍
You are so kind, thank you! I thought maybe my giggle was too silly and shrill, but I'm glad you enjoyed it!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio yeah it was cute.
Considering my cousin and I are near-identical, to anyone else, this pocket dimension would look like it's a shrine dedicated to a certain big RUclipsr, lol.
Maybe that was her back-up plan in case you found the pocket dimension on your own somehow. "Haha, wow, SOMEone must have a huge crush and made this random shrine for [RUclipsr]. WEIRD, RIGHT?! HA HA HA."
@@VanillaVelvetAudio [AMY NELSON HAS ENTERED BOTH THE CHAT AND THE POCKET DIMENSION.]
I cant escape dimmension : I sleep
Dimmension has wifi: Real shit!!?
Me: "It's big brain time."
*(30 MINUTES LATER - DOOR KNOCKS)*
Yandere: "Who could tha..."
*(AURORS, OPEN UP)*
Yandere: "Wha...?"
Auror: "Vanilla, you are under arrest for kidnapping, counterfeit, and for illegal possession of a pocket dimension."
Me: "Thanks for getting my message, guys."
She’s a keeper
- Lots of love from me and Wario
lol considering she’s got the listener trapped in a pocket dimension, she’s a keeper... literally!
The last minute is pure perfection. The sweet and needy voice asking for a kiss is so cute. That excited giggle at the end is heavenly
You have an attractive voice, all respect
Thank you, I appreciate you saying so!
GET IN THE FREAKING ROBOT, SHINJI
Wow, being "trapped" in a beautiful fantasy paradise with a doting witch? I'd have just settled for a hug.
But on a more serious note, very well done. Always a pleasure to listen to your audios and the characters you bring to life. In this case I commend you on managing to strike the difficult balance of the Witch character being quite sweet and likeable while still showing that obsessive edge to her. Casually talking about putting blood in the listener's tea or how putting any potion in it would be redundant because she already trapped them here for all time.
I guess what I mean is the Witch is crazy but the kind of crazy I found myself rooting for. Even finding myself a little afraid she was gong to have her bubble burst by the listener. So yeah, smiled when they kissed her back.
Haha, you don't generally have to worry about bubbles being burst in my audios. I might occasionally dip into something darker, but for the most part I love a happy ending too much to do anything else!
That was out of this... Dimension.
This is one of my favorite yandere scripts ever and you definitely did it justice. You really went all out on the sfx, too! And you nailed the challenging parts. I love how hyped you were after the cheek peck! Really well done 🥰😍🤗
I always wanted a pocket dimension I could escape to when I wanted. I dreamed it would have a miniature gothic monastery, with a flock of white geese in the garden for quills, where I'd have my scriptorium and a library of ancient tomes for me to copy. Would I accept her offer? I believe I would, although it seems like there isn't a choice. Oh, well. Supply me with ink, quills, parchment and something to copy and I'd be more than happy. I have to say I was very impressed with your use of sound effects and your enthusiasm was very convincing.
That sounds honestly so lovely. I'm not sure I'd have the attention span for creating illuminated manuscripts myself (I can't even consistently keep up with a bullet journal, which is sort of a modern spiritual grandchild of the art form!) but a cozy library? Oh yeah. Sign me up.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I only write on 100% cotton paper and am not much into illuminated letters, but it does take a lot of patience and focus to be a copyist. I've been an amateur copyist for about 7 years, but my writing speed is still between 12-14 letters per minute, that includes me looking at the exemplar and dipping my pen, and Titivilus, the patron demon of scribes, is still affecting my hand to make mistakes.
I'm currently copying an English translation of Der Steppenwolf, by Hermann Hesse. A few days ago I wrote unforgettable without the second "t" and two words later wrote frightening, leaving out the "t" entirely! Two more mistakes for Titivilus to stuff in his sack of literary sins. He loves to hang around my desk every time I put pen to paper, with as much devilry as there is in that ink of mine.
Purple sky and two moons indeed sound like a sight to behold. It's the type of stuff that I enjoy the most I think, the type of "twisted mirror" fantasy. Something we normally have but changed in a way to make it unique and extraordinary (damn, I use that word a lot don't I?). Another good example would be trees with blue leaves and crimson bark. It makes me feel strange kind of warmth inside the more I dwell on it.
That was super comfy, I enjoyed it a lot. Can't wait what the halloween spree will present next!
I love that sort of imagery myself, actually. (The Ghostlands and Outland in WoW spring readily to mind; they were so pretty that my first time through I sought out every single available quest because I didn't want to leave lmao)
And thanks, as always! I hope the rest of Here for the Boos hits the spot!
Zangamarsh ftw. Though nothing beats Howling Fjord atmosphere wise.
She is indeed a cute one! Well done.
Glad you liked it!
The moment she said this place had wifi i was hooked
"we also have WIFI"
me: "say no more!"
Of course I will stay with you and you had me at WiFi. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
If it was just a place to escape from reality and hakuna matata every day it would be great, but with a sweet yandere witch added to the mix...
I would take that offer in a heartbeat.
Everything about this is great. One of my favorite RPs
Thank you so much! I’m so flattered to hear that. 💖
Normally I don't like yanderes due to their more violent/aggressive undertones but this one is so sweet that I can't help but like and pitty her.
“Maybe you need to go back in time to stop that cringy thing you did”
There aren’t enough spells to rewrite spoon’s cringy past!
...Surprise surprise
I love this script, you nailed it too
Thank you so much! I love this script too. It's just so sweet.
Witches do have a tendency to sweep you off your feet.
Pffft hahaha I wish I'd thought of that one!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio feel free steal it if you want.
On the surface it would seem like a pretty simple concept, but there are some very clever elements woven together that make this Cool, Unique, Interesting & Endearing!
Rather than list them, I think it's better to let the other listeners think on it Before (possibly During) & After. Like an Easter Egg hunt in a TV show or video game!
I will say that my favorite element, as it pertains to yandere, is the Pocket Dimension! You don't get more trapped than that...and without chains or a gag!
You should definitely do a Part 2!
I think this audio cast a spell on me! It was so good!
💖
(...oh, darn it, this made me realize I should have said "Why not stay for a spell?" in my description. D'oh!)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio There's always next time!
Just found this. Nice job. And every time I got turned into a newt, I got better.
Nice video. I like the quality of the script. And i got quite immerzed. Thank you for the video. And giving me another night where i can sleep in peace.
If i didnt spell something right. English is a second language to me. And i hope i can adress the situation. And condole myself to for for my lack of knowledge inside the vocabulary of English
Thank you! Don't worry it's okay, your English is fine! I'm always impressed with anyone who uses a second language because I only have one. 💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio : thank you so much!. Its Nice that there are People that still apriciate one for trying
Never disappoint. Love this. Cute rp as well.
Yay, thank you!
The pillar men poses......OHHHH NOOOOOO
This was adoreable....
Thanks! I’m glad you think so!
now that's wholesome to me. caught me!
She's adorable. Have a lovely day Vanilla
Spooky pancakes 💀🥞
💖🤗💖
🍴👻
Oh you can summon demons for me? Well, I'm lucky then because I don't want a succubus. I'm more interested in summoning a certain cute and naughty Imp
Did I just become a multiverse? 🤔
@@VanillaVelvetAudio please tell me you're not thinking of dating yourself
Eyyy a vague Disney's Robin Hood reference 😆
Just keep away any gold rings
“No wolves” awwww nuts most wolves are non-threatening unless rabies, starvatio, or they are threatened. Plus they could be domesticated
Her: do you know how I became so powerful?
Me: please don't tell me you made a deal with a cross roads demon.
Her: ".....all right, I won't tell you."
Jesus woman, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH DANGER YOU'RE IN?!
*sigh* please tell me have either salt, goofer dust and holy water? In the meantime I'm going to call two good friends of mine who specialize in dealing with these kind of situations.
The ultimate paradise 🥰
3:00 am aww sh*t here we go again!! You always post it at that the but I'll wait for it this going to be worth it!! :D ♥♥
I hope it's worth the wait!
I don't know what to think of gargoyles doing flamboyant, masculine pillarmen poses but the dimension sure seems interesting
12:26 we have wifi
sold!
Weighing my options here, I'm stuck for eternity in a pocket dimension but she got free wifi...
I mean, if it were me? I'd leave this plane of existence in a heartbeat. Free wifi, an all-powerful girlfriend AND not having to work or pay rent? ...I could do worse.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I see this as an absolute win!
Excited!
Spooky pancakes 💀🥞
Yay!
🍴👻
Nice audio ❤👍
Thank you!
"I'm not powerful enough."
"My power is based on my love."
"My love for you is bottomless."
Hmmmmm. One of these is a lie.....
I listened to this audio again just to double check, and she never says "I'm not powerful enough", so...whew! No continuity error!
I’m late
but uh
wifi?
*DEAL SEALED.*
Sweet? Instantly sold!
Sweet as sugar! 🍭 ✨
I hate it when I go to buy crack at the seedy antique store only to be isekai’d by a witch to be her involuntary boyfriend
When I glanced at this comment, my brain somehow mashed isekai and involuntary together and for a second I thought you said she put the listener in her inventory. And I was like...”huh, yeah she did, didn’t she?” 💀
@@VanillaVelvetAudio lol 😂 imagine you’re with someone and she says, “ let me introduce you to my boyfriend!” [pulls a full grown man out of her small purse]
She goes out to lunch with a friend and it’s like:
Her: I can’t wait for you to meet my sweetie! *yanks open her purse and pulls out full sized human*
Her friend: hey quick question what the fuck
Her: what, you’ve never seen a bag of holding before?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio and after the boyfriend sits down with them he just looks at her friend and says, “You got any crack?”
😆
Yes please
💖
No mosquitoes?! That's it I'm staying!
Another slow day at work another chance to trek through the back catalogue... I actually enjoyed this file.... Sweet yandere is always better than murder yandere... And heck her pocket dimension has WiFi... So I can still play Genshin. Sweet.
"We also have Wifi"
Now that I can say is worth it✊😆
Pillar men poses? Hooh... Is this the pillar men im thinking of?
>.>
I should probably get going before I end up in a different dimension or something like that.
Either I sleep or I stay to watch... Yea I can just adjust my sleep schedule🙂😄
Oh nooo! Don't do that on my account. Go sleep! Sleep is important! I'll still be here another day. 💖
Knife is okay with this.
5:46
.......is that a jo--
😉
Finally, someone who can go back in time and tell me not to join the army, lmao! *crying on the inside*
"You're trapped here forever!"
Me: No, we're gonna go MESS WITH PEOPLE.
5:45 all i heard was "awaken, my masters" XD
Sweet yandere? Im in!
Yay!
Bruh, how she be keeping a whole ass dimension in her pocket?...
Bag of holding.
🤦♂️
Demon Summoning...kind of like being a...DEVIL SUMMONER SUCH AS THOSE IN THE SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI DEVIL SUMMONER SERIES?
I mean, it's probably more like the classical occult demon summoning of the "Lesser Key of Solomon" variety but...sure, why not?
I love the jojo references i need more
I have trouble remembering what you sound like due to all the different variations in your videos. If you ever feel like doing it I wouldove to see a demo reel of your work
Funnily enough I've been considering doing a channel trailer with clips from each of my videos thus far, so you might get your wish sometime soon!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio have you been peeking at my wishlist again?
“Fortunes forecast, lucky charms!” Isn’t that from Aladdin?
Nope! But you're in the neighborhood.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Robin Hood!!!
A pocket dimension of paradise where I can live peacefully while still having some contact with the outside world without going outside WITH THE WOMAN I LOVE?
i see no problems here, where do I sign up?
Right here on the dotted line... 📑🖋
the level of magic required to get free wifi
Her pocket dimension has very good infrastructure!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio all that and cosplaying gargoyles, what a world
So If I understand you right, you have gargoyles, which are basically pillar men, doing the pillar men poses? Nice
Well turning wood into gold would permently eliminate that carbon making her carbon footprint negative... go enviroment?
At last we've found the way to save the planet! Alchemy! No way this plan can fail.
Great and truly immersive. Are you planning on doing NSFW continuations for your videos maybe on a Patreon? Then we maybe get to see what's about that Statue, that we should not see yet :D
Let's face it we all folded as soon as she said there was wifi
fortune tells, lucky charms, and i suggest as in mexico love, "amarres" love enchantments for make sure you r courple does not cheat on you
Guys, when dating a girl think abou this: would she make sure no manaties would be around to hurt you?
The jojo reference made my heart stop for a sec
Her heart’s in the right place, which created the place, this is getting complicated.
AAA! I had no idea it would be mine.
Haha, I keep setting up the premieres, going offline to do other stuff, and by the time I get back--ready to send you a message that I'm about to post one of your scripts--you've already found out! There miiiight be at least one more coming, I will neither confirm nor deny.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio 🤔Wonder if that upcoming one has anything to do with a recent reddit comment you might have made?
Mmmm nope! Guess again! 😉
There's no place I'd rather be
I wonder if I should tell her that I'm a necromancer?
These are gargoyles
Knight to f6
You really want to give up control of the center this early?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio your move
"We also have wi-fi!"
...why didn't you lead with that?
11:51 nahh I'd rather punch my way it 😅
I don't see this as kidnap
the man literally said he was tried of his life and she ended up fixing his problem in a way if this was real i would take this opportunity with no hesitation
Cool, cool, cool but how do you know what Naruto is?
The same way you do?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I guess I was assuming it was a fantasy universe
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Someone come knock me out
I thought she had the roblox lipstick face
OH NO NOW I CAN'T UNSEE IT
WE HAVE WIFI LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If someone could figure out the tech to go back in time and erase cringe things from our past, they'd make trillions of dollars lol
Time to get bewitched
✨🧙♀️
1st yandere video, how you feelin velvet?
I'm doing well today! Did some window shopping, had a yummy orange scone for lunch, and treated myself to some absolutely delightfully hideous green sparkly nail polish. (The color is called Slime All Yours which is...*chef kiss* Awful. I love it!) Now I'm about to settle in to do some editing for next week's audios. 🤞 And tonight, I'll record some more--possibly even with Juniper, if we can make the timing work out!
I hope you're having a great day too!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio it sounds like you had a fun day. I had a good day 😁
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😊😊
😊😊
Beware the manatees
Manatees? No, thank you.
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crab🦀..
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Hello there
General Kenobi!
why did you have to bring up that cringy thing i did in 5th grade. it took so long to forget
If I have to remember it, so do you!
(Mine was actually like, third grade: a terrible presentation that I basically made up on the spot about...I forget what. But it was so cringey! 😬)
Audio is great but thumbnail is👁️👄👁️
HA, I'd meant to fix the art's proportions up a bit and forgot by the time I made the thumbnail, so thanks for reminding me so I could make it a bit less 👁️👄👁️
You had me at Wi-fi
lol I *think* she technically had you before then but it’s nice you came around 😉