Looking for more audios like this one? Here are my top recommendations! *Fun, Silly Romps and Yanderes* : 😈 Cute, Naughty Imp Girl Confesses 😈 : ruclips.net/video/TTVPgZDEpQA/видео.html 🎀Perky Yandere Mom Kidnaps You for Her Tomboy Tsundere Daughter 🎀 : ruclips.net/video/QwIc8NRUsE0/видео.html 🧨Obsessive Yandere Supervillain Demands a Date With You! 🧨 : ruclips.net/video/vHur9SHqlRw/видео.html 🐺 Cuddling with a Perky, Curious Wolf Girl 🐺 : ruclips.net/video/qGYordCI0fc/видео.html 🤕 Cute, Clumsy, Ditsy Giantess Takes You in 🤕 : ruclips.net/video/YppG-znlpE0/видео.html 🦋 Flirty, Lamp-Crazed Moth Girl Breaks into Your Room and Tucks You In 🦋 : ruclips.net/video/RdxAJ6KYPpk/видео.html
You've done the impossible: You've made a devout Southern Baptist want to be friends with a demon. Well played, ma'am. Well played. Also, I love all the historical throwbacks! I research history every chance I get, and hearing them in a friend's audios always puts a smile on my face! Eisenhower, lol.
I'll take that as a compliment! (And if it makes you feel any better, maybe she's not a legit demon, maybe that's just the name she got saddled with. Maybe she's more like a bicorn or satyr or something like that!) I'm also glad you liked the historical stuff. I'm a big nerd for Americana, particularly of the twentieth century, and it was nice to use it!
It's a wonderful script! All of Yan-con's scripts are fantastic; I highly recommend listening to any audios based on them that you can find, and not just mine. They're that good! I always have a blast adlibbing around them, too.
Sweet. I think you're at your best when you're playing this type of character. The unending description of observing listener during their sleep blinking or not was perfection.
What on earth was she locked up for? Is cuteness a crime in hell? … Oh, wait, actually I suppose it could be. Honestly that would make a lot of sense. But still! Is accidental crushing even a crime? Isn't there a statute of limitations? I demand a retrial! This was a joy. So much fun to listen to, I hope it was just as fun to record because then it must have been a treat. That mixture of positivity and a “not from around here” perspective is so perfect. I loved those wonderful personal touches of yours (Stingy, Pinchy and Clyde! The perfidious nature of Eisenhower's interstate highway system exposed at last!) and listened with a grin from ear to ear the whole time. Loved it, thanks so much for sharing!
"Is cuteness a crime in hell? … Oh, wait, actually I suppose it could be." My god. You found it. The perfect origin story. I'm going to mentally paste it on this audio and pretend that I was clever enough to come up with it. (Kidding! I'm kidding. I will quietly seethe instead! No, no, still kidding. But it is a great idea!) I had a lot of fun coming up with jokes, I'll admit! The recording part was sort of rough behind the scenes for reasons out of my control (if I ever find the guy who repeatedly drove a motorcycle up and down my street at two in the morning while I was trying to record, I will have some very stern words for him!), but I'm glad it doesn't show! Thanks so much for listening; I'm thrilled you enjoyed it!
“I don’t want vengeance, I just want dinner” If there’s a more appropriate response to the matters of life, I don’t know it. Also, I’ve heard this script before of course but once again it’s the artistic liberties you take that really complete it, you’re by far the most intellectual VA in my book. Semper invictus.
Good Lord (ironic I know), these jokes are high tier. Phenomenal writing. And the delivery is top notch too. Thank you so much, VV. You're a great actress.
I'm glad you enjoyed it! It's a great script and a marvelous concept! But I admit, the jokes are my additions. The original version is much more dark and serious! I'm lucky the writers I work with let me scribble my silliness all over their work. ^^
This is one of my favorite scripts, I'm so glad you filled it! and I'm laughing not even a minute in. You always add such lovely humor with your adlibs. 🥰 Keep up the good work! And your goofy spin on this definitely made it more unique from the usual sinister tones this script is filled with. Also please tell me they had fun peas for dinner.
I hope they did! Also, I love this script too. When Juniper did it a few months ago I got all grumpy (in a perfectly friendly competition sort of way, of course!) because I was intending to fill it and then she snatched it out from under me before I could! But in retrospect I'm glad she did, because I probably would have played it straight and spooky if she hadn't performed it that way herself. It forced me to go a sweeter, sillier direction, and I think that makes it more unique as you said. 🥰 Thanks for such wonderful scripts, btw. Have I told you that lately? You really are the best.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Aww, thanks! That means a lot coming from you. I haven't written any in a while but I hope to get back to it soon. (And at least even with my break there's still too much of a backlog of my scripts for you to fill for you to catch up, haha)
Came into this one a little worried since I really loved Juniper's more sinister version which left me guessing which way the demon would go at the end. That said, my fears were groundless as hearing you do this in your style produced an equally good yet distinct work. And a nice counter part to your plant girl audio, now that I think about it. This was a very funny and fluffy audio, like a warm blanket, and I enjoyed it immensely. I especially want to congratulate you on the word building, I really liked how you delved more into the Demon's history and the changing world around her. Her being a roadside attraction in a 30's sideshow seems to fit perfectly for the "Tales From the Crypt" vibe I got from this. Oh and the part with the scorpions was hilarious.
I'm 19 years into the future where i first learned the motivation behind the chips name "Funions" from an asmr video. 4 year old me is very much blown away by this epiphany.
🥺 she's so cute If she has the power to make people immortal I hope she makes me immortal so I can make up for all of her lost hours If there's a part 2 it's going to be amazing i bet
Aw, I hope she does too! There is no sequel script at this time, I'm afraid. (Yan-con scripts don't generally have sequels, actually.) But if there ever is a way to continue this, I'll do it. 🤞
I'll free you! I could use the companionship; it gets lonely during the Outer Rim Sieges! This has been a wonderful event thus far, you've really knocked it out of the park, Vel!
I'm so glad to hear that! As always I'm sad to see the event end, but I'm looking forward to a nice break where I can be lazy and just do a single audio a week ^^;
I know that I'm not really on board with demons, but this one is special to me since she was misunderstood until after we set her free. What a great video you have put out for us :)
Did anyone picture a man in his 70’s freeing this demon because he didn’t have much longer. A man who knew he couldn’t bare to leave her alone... in that cage. Edit: I pictured a man spending his last night with the only person he could call a friend.
THANK GOD this had the ending I was hoping for. Like seriously, whatever she did wrong, I'm sure about 4.13 human life spans (average 2019 stats) is a long enough sentence. Besides, if it were me, I would have freed her long ago just to save the drive to visit her EVERY single day. It'd be easier if I came home and she was there. Have you seen gas prices today? LOL
“Some humans would do anything just to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.” - Terry Pratchett. I feel like this would absolutely have applied to the cute demon girl with the 'Do Not Unseal' sign next to her waaaaaay before the listener showed up.
How are you so good at making the non humans so lovable. This one, the other audio with the creature in your crushes skin, the mother yandere. I don't think I can ever forget them. I'll have to go find me a demon now.
This was the first Asmr role play I ever heard before I even knew what this genre was. Before it became an obsession lol. and I still love this one. I would have let her go much quicker. Thank you for giving us all these VV! 😊❤
Me: "Well, hello. How are you doing?" Her: "I'm glad you came back. Being sealed up is boring." Me: "I can't let you out since I don't know if you are a threat. But, you seem harmless." Her: "Then, you will let me out." Me: *I'll regret it later.* I love the voice of the demon. Fun and chippy.
Demon: No? You dont want vengeance? You just want dinner? Oh. Oh okay that works too! If this aint the best phrase to describe me, then idk what is. Thank you for your hardwork This was AMAZINGG, She's so precious istg and the voice acting tho, flawless! I loved it😩💅💞💞
Listen, so long as there's TV, wifi or at least books, it's gotta be better than a bare prison in the middle of the desert. I'm sure she'd be okay with it.
Thank you very much for this awesome new wonderful video I like this this is so good and the best thing ever and I cannot wait for part 2 of this audio
You know what that means....beach wedding! A nice boring justice of the peace, flip-flops and margaritas! ...I just hope demons can hold their liquor. 😬
If i met her, I'd release her the first day.The World's already filled with so much Evil. One more Demon being free wouldn't do much extra damage to it imo. 🥺🥺😔😔😐
Seems like this okay but I get the feeling that this is just a smash city away from the listener looking at a burned down house and saying "I've made a terrible mistake."
Hey, thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed the audio. I haven't played Juniper's Knot, so I looked it up because of this comment and now it's in my to-play list. Thanks for that, too!
Well done! Thanks for hugging me. It was a pleasure to set you free. I can't wait to cuddle and taste your cooking. We'll be the best company for each other until the sun blocks out. Love you my demoness~ 😙🤩
Tip my hat to the sun in the west, feel the beat right in my chest At the crossroads a second time, make the devil change his mind It's a pound of flesh but it's really a ton 666 problems and a demon ain't one
As christian i expected the back stab every second, i search for every hint of malicious when free... But nope only a wholesome cheerful demon... And that's nice
(눈‸■) *slices top and bottom of bars, while simultaneously tossing several darts at talisman* Now I need you to promise that won't do harm to anybody, got it? 🍶
Me: "So... are you a demon, or do people just say you are a demon?" Her: "Well..." Me: "If you're just a cryptid or some sort of world ending monster it is very different than if you are a demon with good intentions who was somehow infused into a physical body..." Her: mentions she's a cpryptid who did horrible things, but doesn't remember all of them... Me: breaks the obelisk...
Eh fuck it, going for broke either I'm gonna have a good time or I'm going to watch the world burn. Ah fun time it is then, a reasonable Yandere is the best of partners.
Are you lonely? (Are you lonely?) Our fingers dancing when they meet You seem so lonely (are you lonely?) I'll be the only dream you seek So if you're lonely, no need to show me If you're lonely, come be lonely with me
I wouldn't be surprised; it's an extremely popular script! It's probably been recorded by at least a dozen different ASMRtists. I did add a lot of gags and jokes to it, though, to help make it longer and more unique, so I think it's still worth a listen.
![Guardian Angel Turns Innocent Yandere Succubus for You! [ASMR Roleplay] [Wholesome] [Soft Voice]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/q7ild4IJC7Q/mqdefault.jpg)
Looking for more audios like this one? Here are my top recommendations!
*Fun, Silly Romps and Yanderes* :
😈 Cute, Naughty Imp Girl Confesses 😈 : ruclips.net/video/TTVPgZDEpQA/видео.html
🎀Perky Yandere Mom Kidnaps You for Her Tomboy Tsundere Daughter 🎀 : ruclips.net/video/QwIc8NRUsE0/видео.html
🧨Obsessive Yandere Supervillain Demands a Date With You! 🧨 : ruclips.net/video/vHur9SHqlRw/видео.html
🐺 Cuddling with a Perky, Curious Wolf Girl 🐺 : ruclips.net/video/qGYordCI0fc/видео.html
🤕 Cute, Clumsy, Ditsy Giantess Takes You in 🤕 : ruclips.net/video/YppG-znlpE0/видео.html
🦋 Flirty, Lamp-Crazed Moth Girl Breaks into Your Room and Tucks You In 🦋 : ruclips.net/video/RdxAJ6KYPpk/видео.html
Loved the audio, but what was that about the sun going out at 15:50?
You've done the impossible: You've made a devout Southern Baptist want to be friends with a demon. Well played, ma'am. Well played. Also, I love all the historical throwbacks! I research history every chance I get, and hearing them in a friend's audios always puts a smile on my face! Eisenhower, lol.
I'll take that as a compliment! (And if it makes you feel any better, maybe she's not a legit demon, maybe that's just the name she got saddled with. Maybe she's more like a bicorn or satyr or something like that!) I'm also glad you liked the historical stuff. I'm a big nerd for Americana, particularly of the twentieth century, and it was nice to use it!
I’m southern and I approve this message
Hello there fellow southern Baptist.
Hehe all of the Christian friends have come together under your comment. I am also a baptist in the south
@@Mushyface-bs8mf heyo!
Never ask 'what's the worst that can happen?' Always ask 'what's the best that can happen?'
If you're an optimist and a masochist, those could be the same thing!
I always prepare myself for the worst. That way, I can only he positively surprised.
If this became a romantic comedy I'd watch this forever. I love this script, what a banger
It's a wonderful script! All of Yan-con's scripts are fantastic; I highly recommend listening to any audios based on them that you can find, and not just mine. They're that good! I always have a blast adlibbing around them, too.
Sweet. I think you're at your best when you're playing this type of character.
The unending description of observing listener during their sleep blinking or not was perfection.
Haha, I do make a good chatty, slightly dippy character, I have to say! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
What on earth was she locked up for? Is cuteness a crime in hell? … Oh, wait, actually I suppose it could be. Honestly that would make a lot of sense. But still! Is accidental crushing even a crime? Isn't there a statute of limitations? I demand a retrial!
This was a joy. So much fun to listen to, I hope it was just as fun to record because then it must have been a treat. That mixture of positivity and a “not from around here” perspective is so perfect. I loved those wonderful personal touches of yours (Stingy, Pinchy and Clyde! The perfidious nature of Eisenhower's interstate highway system exposed at last!) and listened with a grin from ear to ear the whole time. Loved it, thanks so much for sharing!
"Is cuteness a crime in hell? … Oh, wait, actually I suppose it could be."
My god. You found it. The perfect origin story. I'm going to mentally paste it on this audio and pretend that I was clever enough to come up with it. (Kidding! I'm kidding. I will quietly seethe instead! No, no, still kidding. But it is a great idea!)
I had a lot of fun coming up with jokes, I'll admit! The recording part was sort of rough behind the scenes for reasons out of my control (if I ever find the guy who repeatedly drove a motorcycle up and down my street at two in the morning while I was trying to record, I will have some very stern words for him!), but I'm glad it doesn't show! Thanks so much for listening; I'm thrilled you enjoyed it!
“I don’t want vengeance, I just want dinner”
If there’s a more appropriate response to the matters of life, I don’t know it.
Also, I’ve heard this script before of course but once again it’s the artistic liberties you take that really complete it, you’re by far the most intellectual VA in my book.
Semper invictus.
Good Lord (ironic I know), these jokes are high tier. Phenomenal writing. And the delivery is top notch too. Thank you so much, VV. You're a great actress.
I'm glad you enjoyed it! It's a great script and a marvelous concept! But I admit, the jokes are my additions. The original version is much more dark and serious! I'm lucky the writers I work with let me scribble my silliness all over their work. ^^
I want the continuation, hugging and cuddling, would be so fricking wholesome
This is one of my favorite scripts, I'm so glad you filled it! and I'm laughing not even a minute in. You always add such lovely humor with your adlibs. 🥰 Keep up the good work! And your goofy spin on this definitely made it more unique from the usual sinister tones this script is filled with. Also please tell me they had fun peas for dinner.
I hope they did!
Also, I love this script too. When Juniper did it a few months ago I got all grumpy (in a perfectly friendly competition sort of way, of course!) because I was intending to fill it and then she snatched it out from under me before I could! But in retrospect I'm glad she did, because I probably would have played it straight and spooky if she hadn't performed it that way herself. It forced me to go a sweeter, sillier direction, and I think that makes it more unique as you said. 🥰
Thanks for such wonderful scripts, btw. Have I told you that lately? You really are the best.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Aww, thanks! That means a lot coming from you. I haven't written any in a while but I hope to get back to it soon. (And at least even with my break there's still too much of a backlog of my scripts for you to fill for you to catch up, haha)
I loved your performance in this. You really made her sound sympathetic
Thank you so much! I do my best to make characters lovable.
Came into this one a little worried since I really loved Juniper's more sinister version which left me guessing which way the demon would go at the end. That said, my fears were groundless as hearing you do this in your style produced an equally good yet distinct work. And a nice counter part to your plant girl audio, now that I think about it.
This was a very funny and fluffy audio, like a warm blanket, and I enjoyed it immensely. I especially want to congratulate you on the word building, I really liked how you delved more into the Demon's history and the changing world around her. Her being a roadside attraction in a 30's sideshow seems to fit perfectly for the "Tales From the Crypt" vibe I got from this.
Oh and the part with the scorpions was hilarious.
Great, not only I got a yandere demon waifu, but there are actually silver on those bars and probably some artifacts for me to sell. Best b-day ever.
Waste not, want not!
I'm 19 years into the future where i first learned the motivation behind the chips name "Funions" from an asmr video. 4 year old me is very much blown away by this epiphany.
🥺 she's so cute
If she has the power to make people immortal I hope she makes me immortal so I can make up for all of her lost hours
If there's a part 2 it's going to be amazing i bet
Aw, I hope she does too!
There is no sequel script at this time, I'm afraid. (Yan-con scripts don't generally have sequels, actually.) But if there ever is a way to continue this, I'll do it. 🤞
What a wonderful close out for my mini vacation. 😁
Can't wait to listen to it after our walk is done!
I hope you enjoy it!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Pfft! I always enjoy your work. When you getting a Patreon/kofi/idk name a donation platform!?
A yes, the perfect video to fall asleep to on the night of my birthday.
Aw, happy (slightly belated) birthday! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
*Seeing the obelisk*
Me: I see you, I respect your warning about not freeing the demon...but I'll do it anyways as I can't read orders very well!!!!!
lmfao "I can't read suddenly, I don't know" energy.
You don’t want vengeance?
You just want dinner?
This is exactly my kind of character
Ya know, I've heard this script at least 3 times by now. But the parts you added made it so much more enjoyable. So thank you for doing that.
I'll free you! I could use the companionship; it gets lonely during the Outer Rim Sieges!
This has been a wonderful event thus far, you've really knocked it out of the park, Vel!
We deserve an uncut version of the younglings vs Anakin
@@tapeesa2866 maybe later, I'm in the middle of my redemption arc rn.
I'm so glad to hear that! As always I'm sad to see the event end, but I'm looking forward to a nice break where I can be lazy and just do a single audio a week ^^;
@@VanillaVelvetAudio one or three a week, I will be here all the same!
This script is always worth a revisit!
Huh, ironic how this actually did come out on my birthday. Thanks for the present Velvet!
Aw, thank you for listening! Happy (belated) birthday! I hope it was a good one. 🤗
I dont know if I love or hate the tic tac toe bit. Its great! I highly commend your commitment to the bitment
Ha, I appreciate that! It's a very silly and cheap gag, but I've never seen low hanging fruit that I didn't lunge for.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Nothing wrong with grabbing the easy fruit. It can still go in the basket of content
I know that I'm not really on board with demons, but this one is special to me since she was misunderstood until after we set her free.
What a great video you have put out for us :)
Aw, thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it in spite of any misgivings.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Yeah, My 'Supernatural' side almost kicked in in fear of her lying to me in order to cause armageddon.
This is a super unique take on this script
Did anyone picture a man in his 70’s freeing this demon because he didn’t have much longer. A man who knew he couldn’t bare to leave her alone... in that cage.
Edit: I pictured a man spending his last night with the only person he could call a friend.
I didnt say it back when I first heard it but this is my favourite script from you ever and probably one of my favourites in general. Thank you
I hope you are well Vanilla Velvet, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗
I'm doing okay today! I hope you're doing well too. 💖
I think I call her Pazuzu because she's definetely making my neck turn
THANK GOD this had the ending I was hoping for.
Like seriously, whatever she did wrong, I'm sure about 4.13 human life spans (average 2019 stats) is a long enough sentence.
Besides, if it were me, I would have freed her long ago just to save the drive to visit her EVERY single day. It'd be easier if I came home and she was there. Have you seen gas prices today? LOL
Now this is a demon i sell my souls to
❤wonderfull audio as always❤
Thank you! I'm so happy to hear you enjoyed it. 💖
“Some humans would do anything just to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.” - Terry Pratchett.
I feel like this would absolutely have applied to the cute demon girl with the 'Do Not Unseal' sign next to her waaaaaay before the listener showed up.
How are you so good at making the non humans so lovable. This one, the other audio with the creature in your crushes skin, the mother yandere. I don't think I can ever forget them. I'll have to go find me a demon now.
She really needed a 🫂 God she's adorable
I think so too, but granted I'm a little biased.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio biased aside your right
I heard this script before but once again you make any and every script better than it was amazing VA
Let’s GO I CALLED IT
👍
This was the first Asmr role play I ever heard before I even knew what this genre was. Before it became an obsession lol. and I still love this one. I would have let her go much quicker. Thank you for giving us all these VV! 😊❤
The most wholesome of demons
She sure is!
Welp, time to research immortality after I released this demon, just for the sake of starting an eternal romantic comedy
This got kind of sad midway through. I approve.
Me: "Well, hello. How are you doing?"
Her: "I'm glad you came back. Being sealed up is boring."
Me: "I can't let you out since I don't know if you are a threat. But, you seem harmless."
Her: "Then, you will let me out."
Me: *I'll regret it later.*
I love the voice of the demon. Fun and chippy.
Thanks again for another great audio role play video Vel I hope you have a nice day :)
Aw, thanks for being here to hear it! You have a good day too, okay? 🤗
I love her
I'm so glad!
Cucumber Approved
Much obliged!
Well the warning was only about not freeing the demon, there's nothing saying I can't take her on a date
That's using your noodle! Loopholes for the win 😆
Demon: No? You dont want vengeance? You just want dinner? Oh. Oh okay that works too!
If this aint the best phrase to describe me, then idk what is.
Thank you for your hardwork This was AMAZINGG, She's so precious istg and the voice acting tho, flawless! I loved it😩💅💞💞
me before watching: I'm gonna break her out of there
me after: u do know im never gonna let u go after we get to my house, right?
Listen, so long as there's TV, wifi or at least books, it's gotta be better than a bare prison in the middle of the desert. I'm sure she'd be okay with it.
I do believe we need more of this demon.
I approve 👍
Appreciated! 🙏
Honestly was waiting for some kind of twist, her going dark or breaking the listener's spine during that first hug.
I……cried listening to this (neutral tear’s)
Ahhh. . . a nice reminder I'm gonna die alone
Wow this video hits differently on an actual birthday, lol
Thank you very much for this awesome new wonderful video I like this this is so good and the best thing ever and I cannot wait for part 2 of this audio
16:22 I'll find her... and I will marry her.
Not sure if we can use a church though
You know what that means....beach wedding! A nice boring justice of the peace, flip-flops and margaritas! ...I just hope demons can hold their liquor. 😬
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you would think the inhabitants of hell might know a thing or to about holding their spirits, right?
Honestly her just wanting to be my friend would be reason enough to release her. Who else wouldn’t want a demon in the side of good?
Take care vanilla have a great week.
Thanks! I will! (I hope!) And I hope you will too!
I hope there’s an addition to this script where they’re like living in a flat somewhere
If i met her, I'd release her the first day.The World's already filled with so much Evil. One more Demon being free wouldn't do much extra damage to it imo. 🥺🥺😔😔😐
Really cute
Well I'm not Rosemary but she can definetely be my baby
Pffffffft 😆 Terrible, just terrible!
To me this video is proof that Vanilla Velvet Audio is in control of hell's new marketing campaing.
lmfao I'm not getting paid enough for that kind of extensive PR.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I told you to look the fine priting, the devil is always in the details
Seems like this okay but I get the feeling that this is just a smash city away from the listener looking at a burned down house and saying "I've made a terrible mistake."
Sorry I'm late... I was busy brushing up on my demonology.
Just so I can get to know you better!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
Aw, I'm sure she would appreciate you putting in the research 😆
As always, thanks for listening! 🤗
Touch starved? Well I’m here to fix that!
I'm sure she's glad to hear you're so gung ho about it!
All I want is just someone to do this to me I’ll never be alone again
You’re voice has very unique quality it’s nice this story reminds me of another visual novel game called junipers knot btw really good
Hey, thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed the audio. I haven't played Juniper's Knot, so I looked it up because of this comment and now it's in my to-play list. Thanks for that, too!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio no problem and thank you for you’re back log of content !
What do you want for dinner?
Batman: VENGEANCE
Well done! Thanks for hugging me. It was a pleasure to set you free. I can't wait to cuddle and taste your cooking. We'll be the best company for each other until the sun blocks out. Love you my demoness~ 😙🤩
Reasons not to trust the demon:
1. Don't do it
2. She Lies
3. Come on bro
"Tsk! Such a cruel stereotype! We're not all liars. Some of us are arsonists!" - her, probably
Tip my hat to the sun in the west, feel the beat right in my chest
At the crossroads a second time, make the devil change his mind
It's a pound of flesh but it's really a ton
666 problems and a demon ain't one
Spork likes to have friends of every kind including demons
How open minded of you, Spork!
I want to break the seal and give a hug no one belongs to to locked up in one place for any length of time
Plus her personality is infectious
1:21 Imagine not counting the seconds, minutes, hours, and so on. Who even uses a watch nowadays 😐. They're all on their phones.
for someone whose love language is physical touch. This did a 4 HP of damage
As christian i expected the back stab every second, i search for every hint of malicious when free... But nope only a wholesome cheerful demon... And that's nice
(눈‸■) *slices top and bottom of bars, while simultaneously tossing several darts at talisman* Now I need you to promise that won't do harm to anybody, got it? 🍶
Very cute!
Pancakes 🥞
Thank you! And I hope you know that, after this audio, the following emojis come from the bottom of my heart:
😈🍴
Hmm I don’t know if I should but what is the worst that can happen. *frees her*
Five minutes later... *earth is perpetually on fire and the moon has fallen out of the sky*
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I don’t regret it one bit, because I get cuddles.
Me: "So... are you a demon, or do people just say you are a demon?"
Her: "Well..."
Me: "If you're just a cryptid or some sort of world ending monster it is very different than if you are a demon with good intentions who was somehow infused into a physical body..."
Her: mentions she's a cpryptid who did horrible things, but doesn't remember all of them...
Me: breaks the obelisk...
Today is actually my birthday, thanks
Happy belated birthday!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio 😊
he totally just set her free for the food, didn't he?
I gotta guess one of these right eventually lol
Look on the bright side! You've actually guessed several correctly, just not on the exact days the audios were due to come out. 🤗
Hello there.
General kenobi
General Kenobi
Sigh. All right. I guess I'll finally relent and play along.
General Kenobi.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio they did it hype
I think I'm out of bad demon jokes now
Have you considered coming up with any good ones? Ba-dum-tss.
(Kidding! I'm kidding. 🤗)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio is that even possible?
That *taps temple killed me lmaooooo I can see that meme.I'd be brainlessly lifting that barrier like♫ヽ(゜∇゜ヽ)
After Finishing the Video, I concluded that.... Im so very lonely
A good taste in chips
😁
👑
🥰💖
Clyde, that's a Pac-Man reference
Haha, it sure is! Good catch!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio fantastic
0:40 Excuse me... *What?*
I tink i areadi lisent to tis before
Eh fuck it, going for broke either I'm gonna have a good time or I'm going to watch the world burn. Ah fun time it is then, a reasonable Yandere is the best of partners.
Are you lonely? (Are you lonely?)
Our fingers dancing when they meet
You seem so lonely (are you lonely?)
I'll be the only dream you seek
So if you're lonely, no need to show me
If you're lonely, come be lonely with me
💞✨
💖🥰
Nah youre a demon. You are charming, but they left you there for a reason. I would still visit tho. I find them fascinating
Why were you sealed away velvet? Shouldn’t demons be downstairs with the red firey man
ruclips.net/video/XawB78Z9SvA/видео.html
@@VanillaVelvetAudio victim of circumstance 😂😂
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Could be worse...you could be a victim of circus pants.
@@tombworld9012 circus France 😂😂
Perchance a part two
I think I've heard thos before....
I wouldn't be surprised; it's an extremely popular script! It's probably been recorded by at least a dozen different ASMRtists. I did add a lot of gags and jokes to it, though, to help make it longer and more unique, so I think it's still worth a listen.