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I just want to praise VV for being so versatile in her performances. She can be a soft spoken bad girl or a happy go lucky girl with the bedt adlibs. She can be funny, cute, flirty, dominating, insecure and anything in between.
We both know that the only one who's truly in danger is the one that hired you! You don't need to apologize for being loud and funny; it's one of your selling points, Vel!
Hahaha, I know! But I'm very aware that I'm defying convention in the audio RP genre 😆 I don't doubt that it's cost me a big chunk of listeners, being a goofball, but I can't help it.
I think we can work out something that still involves marriage. Her interest is flattering and terrifying but she's dedicated, skilled, clever, certainly fills out that leather nicely...better than the listener could hope for otherwise.
It's a great script! This one is less adlibbed and more reworded in spots because I kept tripping over lines. (I generally tend to adlib a lot more in my comedic audios and just lightly edit/reword others.) I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I hope to! There is at least one sequel script out there, and I'd love to return to this character myself and see what happens. Stay tuned! Hopefully I'll get to it soon!
Guess you could say her passion for us is killer. A really dead on Yandere video. Gives that sense of grave danger. Completely kills our chances at loneliness. *Insert Cricket Noises* Those were golden, and I shall not hear otherwise.
That WOULD be an amazing turn for this storyline! But there's already at least one sequel script and, alas, no masquerade in sight (so far!) I hope to do the sequel at some point, because I really enjoyed this one. Stay tuned!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio It was a great time! I really love the scenario of this one. I feel that unlikely/impossible lovers is one of your strong points vocally, which is really saying something. You have a way about making something that just does not happen sound so believable, and it isn't just the script; it's the way you space out some of the words and enunciate them. I can't really describe it, but it's something I've found solely you capable of.
Aw, I'm going to miss them too, honestly. Yandere is fun to play. But it'll be nice to switch things up a little bit! And thank you so much!! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I'm doing so-so today, but I'm definitely looking forward to a break when the month is over! I hope you're doing well. Be sure to take care of yourself for me!
I don't know how much of a series it might be, because there's only one sequel script at this time, but I'd love to return to this character at some point. Keep your eyes peeled! Hopefully I'll be able to return to it soon.
Listener: now good knife of the Blankmont family there is a third option that would get both of us what we want. I want The fighting between our families to end. You want to remain loyal to your family but also want my hand in marriage. The Blankmont family doesn't want me to be a threat anymore. So I propose this, we join our houses in marrage. The fighting ends like I want. I am no longer a threat to the Blankmot's like they want. You get me for rest of our likes like you want. And I... (looks her up and down very obviously) get someone truly interesting to spend the rest of my life with. [It doesn't appear that your group does sequels or continuations of stories but I would enjoy it if you did one for this one and write it along these lines just to conclude the story in an interesting way. But kudos for it either way]
Awwww it's good story, but if part 2 can you try. The ending could of been ramantic, if he asked to give her a kiss. So she can think of coming back. And he should do his best to end the fights. In nexts time they meet or he does something maybe he protects her from getting stabbed, or shot by getting in the way an gets hurt or shot by the an enemy of them, and he does it in front of assassin's family to see that there not a threat to them.
There is at least one sequel script out there that I know of, and I really liked doing this storyline, so I hope to return to it at some point. Stay tuned! Hopefully I'll get around to it soon. 😁
So, if they don't have a specific preference for eliminating targets, does that mean that she works by contract? If she's an employee, there might be more specific employment benefits, though less occupational freedom.
No idea! There's a sequel script, but I only skimmed it to make sure I wasn't contradicting any later developments with adlibs, so I'm not too sure about the world/character building. I wonder if she started out an orphan, or lower class, and just being adopted into a family as an assassin (whether she started out as one independently or was trained from childhood as one by the Blancmonts) is a huge step up in this society? And if that's the case, she may be "assigned" contracts and feel obligated to eliminate the targets out of a sense of duty, not just for the payment.
you make some valid points, let's continue this discussion later. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Aw, I'm sorry! There is at least one sequel script out there, and I'd love to return to this character myself and see what happens so...stay tuned! Hopefully I'll get to it eventually!
no wait, she makes a really good point. If the listener becomes a Blanc Mont and still voices for settling the rivalry, they may be more inclined to listen. And as the other nobility is his family, surely they would agree so long as they know the call is from him.
If she is an assassin it would explain how she didn't slice my throat *but pierced through my heart with her words* Not literally of course or I would be dead on the floor...
💙😊 Even if you are dangerous Nothing will endanger the love between us For you to go such length to convince another way Today will mark our anniversary day “I’m willing pretty much, and have a lovey day to you and others and I’m also back for a bit”
Haha, don't worry; I've done tons of yandere content since starting my channel and I have no intention of stopping. Vanilla Velvet Audio has been around since June 2021, and I think the only months where I haven't done any yandere audios were November and January. So stay tuned! There'll be more on the way.
Oh my, this is probably the best one so far! I love Machiavellian politics! Also, in response to your description text: if you ever stop goofing around and cracking jokes for all your vids, i'll be sad 😥
This noble was trying to be so non threatening they became the biggest threat, then again given how effortlessly they managed to turn an enemy assassin into a possible ally. They may not be that far off the mark
As a sort of diplomat, I’d suggest a future course of a secret marriage that is consecrated by a recognized 3rd party power. Only to later “Reveal” that the love was the reason for MC’s impassioned sentiments of a treaty. Being consecrated and equal part unified, with the 3 participating powers it would be impossible to not recognize what happened. And as an even bigger nail a child to be would further cause personal confrontation as to what it means for future heirs in both houses, especially if other heirs in line were either ‘dealt’ with or deposed via commerce/sabotage. As a step further perhaps some great works/events/breakthrough was only possible via said United powers. Perhaps a unified war…the world can be molded on many fronts when great minds are on your side… … ima get back to studying 😂
"Blancmonts." Wouldn't it be "Monteblancs"? For example, there's a country called "Montenegro" currently, and a faction called "Montferrat" a few centuries ago.
It's Said that she's officialy part of the family (even as a _covereye_ ) so, marrying her could be considered a political marriage, as to unite the families, of course, the families current leaders would have to approve such courtship, and, would be hard for that to happen due to the rivalry between the families, but that's still a possibility! Political marriage as to unite the families!
I hope so! There is at least one sequel script out there, and I'd love to return to this character and see what happens so...stay tuned! I plan to get to it eventually
Since she bothered to brush her hair, paint her nails and is showing her..."assets" I can't help but wonder if she expected to like me or if she just wanted me to have a glimpse of heaven before sending me there herself
I want to know her likes and dislikes now! I'll defenetly love her! Let the yandere-ness go trough you my love! We'll be togheter now, i'll happily go with you, i'll send them a letter saying that im going to be away for a long time
Let's see! Hmm. I'm kind of burnt out, actually. Just hanging on trying to get to the end of the month and then take a nice lazy break. I hope you're doing better than I am!
I sure do! Trust me, I would love nothing more than to do nothing but lie around in bed playing viddy games for a month, but that's not in the cards. Adulthood! Bleh. But don't worry, I'm hydrated, fed and...eh, could stand to be more rested, but I'm just feeling like a whiny fusspot today. "I want to be laaaaazy wah." It happens to the best of us sometimes!
That was pretty interesting. Very well played out, though I feel I'd appreciate it more if I could focus on the painted story better. Will have to re-listen to this on calmer day. Personally not really fan of ASMR stuff, you being a loudmouth jokester doesn't bother me in the slightest. Again, imo you're at your best in roles like this.
BEHOLD, THE MOST VALID COMMENT ON THE AUDIO SO FAR (I once referenced that line in an audio and was sad nobody got it :( so I'm especially happy to see it here!)
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I just want to praise VV for being so versatile in her performances. She can be a soft spoken bad girl or a happy go lucky girl with the bedt adlibs. She can be funny, cute, flirty, dominating, insecure and anything in between.
Versatile, inconsistent, wishy-washy! That's me to a tee, all right! I'm just glad my listeners enjoy that about me. 🥰
February has been great because of this event‼️
I'm so happy to hear that! That's what I hoped would happen. 💖
We both know that the only one who's truly in danger is the one that hired you!
You don't need to apologize for being loud and funny; it's one of your selling points, Vel!
Hahaha, I know! But I'm very aware that I'm defying convention in the audio RP genre 😆 I don't doubt that it's cost me a big chunk of listeners, being a goofball, but I can't help it.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio well, it's their loss! Plus, this was a great penultimate entry to Febru-dere, Vel. Can't wait for the finale!
She may be dangerous, but knife knows she’s a really kind and sweet person on the inside!
Aw. Who better to have the opportunity to see an assassin's soft side than her right hand knife?
Unfortunately I think knife is often being used by her to find others’ “soft sides”
@@Viablmechflip It's also great at helping them open up.
Is this the knife that was used in the process of making this video
I think we can work out something that still involves marriage. Her interest is flattering and terrifying but she's dedicated, skilled, clever, certainly fills out that leather nicely...better than the listener could hope for otherwise.
A very shrewd couple indeed. I don't know how much of the script you ad-libbed but, your performance was very entertaining.
It's a great script! This one is less adlibbed and more reworded in spots because I kept tripping over lines. (I generally tend to adlib a lot more in my comedic audios and just lightly edit/reword others.) I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Please make part 2!
I hope to! There is at least one sequel script out there, and I'd love to return to this character myself and see what happens. Stay tuned! Hopefully I'll get to it soon!
Guess you could say her passion for us is killer. A really dead on Yandere video. Gives that sense of grave danger. Completely kills our chances at loneliness.
*Insert Cricket Noises*
Those were golden, and I shall not hear otherwise.
They were golden! No crickets over here, I assure you. I always gleefully welcome puns in my comment section.
I'm glad you enjoyed the audio!
Please tell me we will meet again at a masquerade! Please! That would be an amazing part two!
That WOULD be an amazing turn for this storyline! But there's already at least one sequel script and, alas, no masquerade in sight (so far!) I hope to do the sequel at some point, because I really enjoyed this one. Stay tuned!
Vanilla's voice is so wonderful. It always brings a smile on my face. Screw dates, I have Vanilla Velvet's asmr.
But dates are so delicious though! ...oh wait, the other kind of dates.
Yeah, those are pretty overrated.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Lmao. I hope you are having a great day.
Not gonna lie, Really want more of this character. She seems super interesting.
this needs a part 2
Can't wait for part 2
She's playing a dangerous game...
Good thing I like to live dangerously.
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
What fun is a game without any stakes, right? Or...daggers, in this case, I guess. 😆
She seemed awfully more concerned about defending herself over spying than killing. X)
She might have a touch of tsundere in there. "It--it's not like I was spying on you because I LIKED you, baka!"
That was amazing. Tickled every one of my fancies.
Glad you enjoyed it!
Will be at work during the premiere, so I'll enjoy when I get home or when I'm on break!
Have a wonderful day at work! May it go as easily as possible. 🤗
@@VanillaVelvetAudio It was a great time! I really love the scenario of this one. I feel that unlikely/impossible lovers is one of your strong points vocally, which is really saying something. You have a way about making something that just does not happen sound so believable, and it isn't just the script; it's the way you space out some of the words and enunciate them. I can't really describe it, but it's something I've found solely you capable of.
Imma miss all of these lovely ladies can't wait to listen to your regular audios
Also amazing job as always
Aw, I'm going to miss them too, honestly. Yandere is fun to play. But it'll be nice to switch things up a little bit!
And thank you so much!! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
There’s something oddly gratifying about being someone’s soft spot, makes you feel wanted
I knew those cologne commercials were real!! Thanks old spice, you saved my life!
Now I'm picturing an assassin who can't kill a target because their cologne sends her into a sneezing fit.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio not the outcome I had in mind but I do enjoy not getting stabed
Hahahahaha that's the spirit!
This is gonna be good
I hope so!
Well,she sure killed my heart,thanks for the wonderfull audios this month,one more,so lets go boonkers.
Hahaha, I'm glad you enjoyed it! I hope the last audio turns out to be a banger.
Vanilla's voice is so wonderful
Thank you! I appreciate you saying so.
This was a very well-executed audio Vanilla Velvet, thx for the great audios
I hope you are well Vanilla Velvet, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗
I'm doing so-so today, but I'm definitely looking forward to a break when the month is over! I hope you're doing well. Be sure to take care of yourself for me!
Make this a series, I need to know the progression
I don't know how much of a series it might be, because there's only one sequel script at this time, but I'd love to return to this character at some point. Keep your eyes peeled! Hopefully I'll be able to return to it soon.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I'll be keeping my eyes out for the hopefully sequel
Listener: now good knife of the Blankmont family there is a third option that would get both of us what we want.
I want The fighting between our families to end.
You want to remain loyal to your family but also want my hand in marriage.
The Blankmont family doesn't want me to be a threat anymore.
So I propose this, we join our houses in marrage. The fighting ends like I want. I am no longer a threat to the Blankmot's like they want. You get me for rest of our likes like you want. And I... (looks her up and down very obviously) get someone truly interesting to spend the rest of my life with.
[It doesn't appear that your group does sequels or continuations of stories but I would enjoy it if you did one for this one and write it along these lines just to conclude the story in an interesting way. But kudos for it either way]
I always like to think I'm a neko in these audios. Because the only thing better than yandere audios are yandere x neko listener audios.
Hey, I actually have a yandere x neko listener script in my to-do pile! I'll get to it eventually. I hope. 😅
12:21 Vanilla Velvet, I choose you
lmfao okay, I walked into that one. Guess I'm a pokemon now.
Awwww it's good story, but if part 2 can you try. The ending could of been ramantic, if he asked to give her a kiss. So she can think of coming back. And he should do his best to end the fights. In nexts time they meet or he does something maybe he protects her from getting stabbed, or shot by getting in the way an gets hurt or shot by the an enemy of them, and he does it in front of assassin's family to see that there not a threat to them.
There is at least one sequel script out there that I know of, and I really liked doing this storyline, so I hope to return to it at some point. Stay tuned! Hopefully I'll get around to it soon. 😁
So, if they don't have a specific preference for eliminating targets, does that mean that she works by contract?
If she's an employee, there might be more specific employment benefits, though less occupational freedom.
No idea! There's a sequel script, but I only skimmed it to make sure I wasn't contradicting any later developments with adlibs, so I'm not too sure about the world/character building. I wonder if she started out an orphan, or lower class, and just being adopted into a family as an assassin (whether she started out as one independently or was trained from childhood as one by the Blancmonts) is a huge step up in this society? And if that's the case, she may be "assigned" contracts and feel obligated to eliminate the targets out of a sense of duty, not just for the payment.
nothing better than a bad girl to make me feel good
When a listener has a speech skill of 100.
Me" so in short you want me to left my family 🤨
Her: exactly come with me okay 😃
Her: What, like it's hard?
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I mean, she's got a dagger in hand...that's at least one valid point right there! 🤭
1:47 “do it for the vine!”
I'M INVESTED NOW! DAMN!
Aw, I'm sorry! There is at least one sequel script out there, and I'd love to return to this character myself and see what happens so...stay tuned! Hopefully I'll get to it eventually!
If you can get past my cutest guard dog, I will listen to your proposal.
I'm imagining the dog over in the corner with a big juicy steak
@@VanillaVelvetAudio A small adorable corgi walks up to you instead.
Man Assassin’s Creed IV took an interesting turn.
MC: "You look beautiful without your mask on."
Her: "I've been spying on you for quite some time."
MC: "So, you single?"
This story is pretty good.
no wait, she makes a really good point. If the listener becomes a Blanc Mont and still voices for settling the rivalry, they may be more inclined to listen. And as the other nobility is his family, surely they would agree so long as they know the call is from him.
If she is an assassin it would explain how she didn't slice my throat
*but pierced through my heart with her words*
Not literally of course or I would be dead on the floor...
I bet an assassin gets that kind of wonderfully cheesy sentiment as often as a thief gets "You've stolen my heart." 😆
Nice video for daydreaming. I like it!
Thank you very much!
She is a Montague! We are a Capulet!!! MARRIER HER WITHOUT BEING A BLONKMONT!!! JOIN THE HOUSES!!!
Maybe in the sequel. 😉
@@VanillaVelvetAudio *Happy gasps!!!* Oh please! Oh please! Oh please!
💙😊
Even if you are dangerous
Nothing will endanger the love between us
For you to go such length to convince another way
Today will mark our anniversary day
“I’m willing pretty much, and have a lovey day to you and others and I’m also back for a bit”
Haha. I'm glad to hear that! I hope your day is going great too! 💖
Cucumber Approved
Thank you, Cucumber! Have I mentioned lately you're my favorite vegetable?
Please do more yandere stories after the month is over
Haha, don't worry; I've done tons of yandere content since starting my channel and I have no intention of stopping. Vanilla Velvet Audio has been around since June 2021, and I think the only months where I haven't done any yandere audios were November and January. So stay tuned! There'll be more on the way.
I’m not cut out for ruling…let’s go
Oh my, this is probably the best one so far! I love Machiavellian politics!
Also, in response to your description text: if you ever stop goofing around and cracking jokes for all your vids, i'll be sad
😥
This noble was trying to be so non threatening they became the biggest threat, then again given how effortlessly they managed to turn an enemy assassin into a possible ally. They may not be that far off the mark
As a sort of diplomat, I’d suggest a future course of a secret marriage that is consecrated by a recognized 3rd party power. Only to later “Reveal” that the love was the reason for MC’s impassioned sentiments of a treaty. Being consecrated and equal part unified, with the 3 participating powers it would be impossible to not recognize what happened. And as an even bigger nail a child to be would further cause personal confrontation as to what it means for future heirs in both houses, especially if other heirs in line were either ‘dealt’ with or deposed via commerce/sabotage.
As a step further perhaps some great works/events/breakthrough was only possible via said United powers. Perhaps a unified war…the world can be molded on many fronts when great minds are on your side…
…
ima get back to studying 😂
A haiku about danger. Ahem:
She is on the hunt
And she has locked on to me
I cannot escape
[The next morning]
Me: Father, I have an idea that's either brilliant or height of stupidity.
Father: Oh, I love these! Whatcha thinkin', boy?
😆
To be fair if you join the other side how much would they trust you after you betray your family
"Blancmonts." Wouldn't it be "Monteblancs"?
For example, there's a country called "Montenegro" currently, and a faction called "Montferrat" a few centuries ago.
Don't ask me, I just work here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
🥰 audios where I'm threatened
lmao I know my audience, I guess! I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Am I the only one who was hoping that the reason the listener was trying to settle the rivalry was because they are in to the assassin to?
It's Said that she's officialy part of the family (even as a _covereye_ ) so, marrying her could be considered a political marriage, as to unite the families, of course, the families current leaders would have to approve such courtship, and, would be hard for that to happen due to the rivalry between the families, but that's still a possibility!
Political marriage as to unite the families!
Let me get this straight... if I agree I get a new job and a girlfriend? Where do I sign? Oh, not dieing is also a perk
It’s when the women you attract says a lot about you
💕✨
💖🥰
I really liked this. Will there be a sequel?
I hope so! There is at least one sequel script out there, and I'd love to return to this character and see what happens so...stay tuned! I plan to get to it eventually
@@VanillaVelvetAudio woo! \o/
Since she bothered to brush her hair, paint her nails and is showing her..."assets" I can't help but wonder if she expected to like me or if she just wanted me to have a glimpse of heaven before sending me there herself
Pffft 😆
Well chemistry exam was good. But now i have to write a 270 minut math exam. Rip me. Still nice asmr thank you
I'm so sorry! But I believe in you. You got this!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio thanks that is a little comforting. :)
Hello there
Hiya!
Pretty good!
Pancakes 🥞
Thanks! 😄
😈🍴
I want to know her likes and dislikes now! I'll defenetly love her! Let the yandere-ness go trough you my love! We'll be togheter now, i'll happily go with you, i'll send them a letter saying that im going to be away for a long time
SO....WHEN IS PART TWO!?
If velvet was to respond to this comment, is there anything she wants to say?
Let's see! Hmm. I'm kind of burnt out, actually. Just hanging on trying to get to the end of the month and then take a nice lazy break. I hope you're doing better than I am!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I’m good. You need to get some rest. Have you been staying hydrated and fed? How much have you been sleeping?
I sure do! Trust me, I would love nothing more than to do nothing but lie around in bed playing viddy games for a month, but that's not in the cards. Adulthood! Bleh. But don't worry, I'm hydrated, fed and...eh, could stand to be more rested, but I'm just feeling like a whiny fusspot today. "I want to be laaaaazy wah." It happens to the best of us sometimes!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio that is true, it does happen. But sometimes you just gotta take some time to relax, even if it’s for about 5 minutes.
how about just marry and conjoin both houses together.
Me wanting to die from an assassin: HEYY KILL ME IM HERE KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON IM HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Right, but couldn't mc technically leave his family and just stay at that point? Without family?
Ok when I came from work, I was tired and read the title wrong so I thought you made a video about a yandere.....entertainment....device.....NSFW
I have absolutely no idea what you could have misread the title as, and now I'm afraid to ask. 😆
That was pretty interesting. Very well played out, though I feel I'd appreciate it more if I could focus on the painted story better. Will have to re-listen to this on calmer day.
Personally not really fan of ASMR stuff, you being a loudmouth jokester doesn't bother me in the slightest. Again, imo you're at your best in roles like this.
Man I love a woman that could just kill me
BEHOLD, THE MOST VALID COMMENT ON THE AUDIO SO FAR
(I once referenced that line in an audio and was sad nobody got it :( so I'm especially happy to see it here!)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio spike was a man of culture
I would choose you in a heartbeat sweetheart to have a wife like you would be a gift
The place de la femme is in la cuisine
c'est ainsi que vous garantissez que votre nourriture est empoisonnée