Assassin: "Arm yourself" Me: "No" Assassin: "System malfunction... Arm yourself, and get ready to fight" Me: "No" Assassin: "Error Error... Prepare to fight" Me: "No" Assassin: "Acute pain in lower body, system malfunction, error, error... Please help me" Me: "Ok" helps Assassin: "Thank you, you save me"
So she can't assassinate the listener... Because of allergies? 🤣 I love that it's such a simple but funny reason Also the crying sounds so realistic, not to mention I love this accent you adopted Cadence 💜
Kinda reminds me of talking to the random Mr. Gutsy in Fallout 4 Mr G: Repeat will you comply MC: WILL YOU COMPLY Mr G: Repeat will you comply MC: W I L L Y O U C O M P L Y
Meanwhile, outside the abbey... *five other monks stand calmly over the shattered remains of a backup squad that came to tie up loose ends and recapture their assassin asset*
Assassin: *trying to kill a monk* Monk:*being a monk* Me:*that other assassin on the monastery roof through a rifle scope wondering what the hell is happening*
You say that on every. single. video. You know that? Not that I don't like continuing stories, but the comment loses its luster if you say it every time.
Me: Nah! I'm on vacation, no weapons just this time, what could possibly go wrong? (Few moments later) Her: Arm yourself Me: son of a gun {to be continued)
Assassin : what is it? why won't you fight back? Me : just because i dont want to fight someone. and you dont want to fight. Assassin : What do you mean i dont want to fight? Me : well we need to show some respect to our people to moke some great responsibilities, make joy'n peace and were giving us freedom so that is really why i dont want to fight any people... (( look i am so sorry i am not good at the language coz im a filipino boy but im not good at speaking english as well and im not good at the Roleplay either 😖 ))
Bonjour is a good day to day one day we will send ya ya know ya ya Can one time of ya ya know ya ya Can is ya ya know ya ya Chérie ya ya know ya ya Chérie ya ya know ya ya Can is the time to ya ya know
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Assassin: *suffering and crying
Subtitles: [Applause] [Laughter]
I don't know why, but I'm more scared of the subtitles
UwU notice me watcher
@@doctor479 Tf
@@doctor479I’m sorry tf
This one was a treat to write and hear. Both Cadence and I put our best feet forward for this drama. I hope you all enjoy it.
what i love about asmr is that we can be anything and being loved by anything, great script
I know it’s been a year, but would you mind making a sequel?
Yes
"Why won't you fight"
Ma'am I have not slept in 7 days I am so damn tired.
*drops dual wielded Desert Eagles and shrugs*
*"You don't have what it takes to kill me."*
-Naked Snake, Metal Gear Solid *III*
Assassin: "Arm yourself"
Me: "No"
Assassin: "System malfunction... Arm yourself, and get ready to fight"
Me: "No"
Assassin: "Error Error... Prepare to fight"
Me: "No"
Assassin: "Acute pain in lower body, system malfunction, error, error... Please help me"
Me: "Ok" helps
Assassin: "Thank you, you save me"
i need a weapon
The best friend in the bar: wait she tried to kill but you save her life and she lives in your house 😕?
Me: yeah pretty much 😑
The friend: nicee 😎
Casual conversation between bros.
This has to be a plot to an anime.
@@g5knightlyshell445 Video game, actually. This was inspired by Cammy White's backstory in Street Fighter.
Yeah it really dose.
Man, that sure was something! This reminds me of saving that demon asmr.
THAT was exactly why I had Cadence space the two scripts apart from each other. Didn't want two similar ideas back to back.
"I instructed you to arm yourself and face me"
"I refuse"
Yep, this made me want to give your character hugs. Hugs seem to be needed
Assassin: y-you saved me.... Why?
Me: hmmm, Monke
Oogway! Your alive!
Well Done 47
make your way to the extraction point
So she can't assassinate the listener... Because of allergies? 🤣 I love that it's such a simple but funny reason
Also the crying sounds so realistic, not to mention I love this accent you adopted Cadence 💜
The implication was supposed to be that she was lying, but I guess that didn't come across well.
Kinda reminds me of talking to the random Mr. Gutsy in Fallout 4
Mr G: Repeat will you comply
MC: WILL YOU COMPLY
Mr G: Repeat will you comply
MC: W I L L Y O U C O M P L Y
*error error error error*
Meanwhile, outside the abbey...
*five other monks stand calmly over the shattered remains of a backup squad that came to tie up loose ends and recapture their assassin asset*
It's always the nice ones you have to watch out for. One hand offers the olive branch of peace...the other hand's a fist.
Go go power monks
Assassin: *trying to kill a monk*
Monk:*being a monk*
Me:*that other assassin on the monastery roof through a rifle scope wondering what the hell is happening*
Same haha 😄
Her: "Arm yourself now"
Me: "But I already have arms. Ba-dum-tss"
Her : *Dies of too much dad joke energy*
I got to "hand" it to you! That joke was "Arm-mazing"
When I heard her say “Query” I immediately thought of HK-47 from Star Wars.
Thats a Way of the Open Hand Monk... a really high level one.
That’s a black Mesa symbol in your logo
@@kevintheastrohydra7181 yes
@@DM-Voice nice 👍
Fun fact: there is 81,500 calories in the human body.
*y u m*
Fat fucks we are
i hATE this very much
Your mom has 100x that
You’re Welcome
I know this from testing
A threat?
I am drinking English Tea woman, you messing with english man.
The Sun Shall Never set upon The British Empire.
1776
@@JimJam8008
The falklands are still part of the empire.
@@doom7ish Yes indeed they are
*b e c a u s e I t n e v e r r o s e :)*
@@doom7ish but America’s not
I’m sorry the phrase “Assassin Outclassin” is hysterical
Amazing video
This is super cool! ^_^
when Genji passes on the torch of his former master, to a former member of Talon.
3:00 I shall arm myself with the secret Joestar technique
We must run away
NIGERONDAYOU!!! SMOKEY!
Hope this story continues
You say that on every. single. video. You know that? Not that I don't like continuing stories, but the comment loses its luster if you say it every time.
@@Mr.EintheMorning so
Well they don't want any of the series to end.
@@STILLBORNCORPSEHehe69 well I'm still going to do it
I was agreeing with you mate
I want more of this.
Assasin:Is in pain and crying
Subtitles:(Applause and laughter)
Me:😥😥😥
WHY ARE YOU WATCHING SUB'S
@@doctor479 shhhhh don't question it
Beautiful video
"You saved my life-"
Kore ga [ZA WARUDO] no chikaradesu...
This was an amazing audio☺ by the way, 332 likes and that one dislike. I love democacry.
(I know that like and dislike counter will change soon)
" target is unaware of presence *
I'm LOOKING at you RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!
Anyone getting a bit of an Aegis vibe when she sounded robotic?
Great vid nontheless
Oh nice! Quality
7:41 Mad sus noise 😨😨😳😳
This is giving me Nier: Automata vibes
Damn...your Voice so robotic and Creepy...ITS PERFEC
Nice
Well well well. How the turn tables
You can say i not just poking around to help her... Except i do to save her
Very nice
In-fil-i-trat-ion complete.
They are really going out of the box to kill agent 47.
Me: Nah! I'm on vacation, no weapons just this time, what could possibly go wrong?
(Few moments later)
Her: Arm yourself
Me: son of a gun {to be continued)
It's more like a terminator or Google than an assassin
A FISH saving someone that is not on sea I I'm magic
Have a great day everyone *blub* *blub*
*sees profile is a rooster*
Yo wtf
The first 20 seconds made me think I was in a Métal Gear Solid 🤣😂
Make a part 2
So I'm confused, is the assassin a robot or a person?
She's a person. She's just so heavily brainwashed that she talks like a robot.
@@Mr.EintheMorning ah
Android
Oh my shrimp.
Oh my Carnotaurus
Holy Christmas
What are we? Zenyatta from overwatch?
More like Dhalsim from Street Fighter.
@@Mr.EintheMorning both equally menacing if the right one comes along.
Experience tranquility bitch
"Harmony Bitch!"
Damn, she really said "You saved me" cuz I wanted to die.
Does she have a barcode on the back of her neck
It's agent 47 in an outfit
@@0-B1 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
No homo
*ILL BE YOUR SAVIOR*
i think bad ending will be: assassin will kill the listener with a katana
Assassin : what is it? why won't you fight back?
Me : just because i dont want to fight someone. and you dont want to fight.
Assassin : What do you mean i dont want to fight?
Me : well we need to show some respect to our people to moke some great responsibilities,
make joy'n peace and were giving us freedom so that is really why i dont want to fight any people...
(( look i am so sorry i am not good at the language coz im a filipino boy but im not good at speaking english as well and im not good at the Roleplay either 😖 ))
Kabayan
Not to be a bother but in the first minutes it sounded like a robot
No wonder you got outdone with the robot stuff
And they say psychology is a useless major.
Challenge accepted or not
Is she a robot?
She's a human. She's just so heavily brainwashed that she talks like a robot.
@@Mr.EintheMorning or she had a mind control chip in her brain? And an eye contact like from Agents of Shield
Assassin's Creed
Assassin’s creed: Modern Technology
Story of the only human in modern advance robot technology
That will find the heart of eden the most powerful technology
Fighting Terminator
Fun fact: this aint a fun fact
Such a fun fact
Bonjour is a good day to day one day we will send ya ya know ya ya Can one time of ya ya know ya ya Can is ya ya know ya ya Chérie ya ya know ya ya Chérie ya ya know ya ya Can is the time to ya ya know
Why u act like a robot 😂
I think the character is meant to be a robot
@@jimmyjeff1777 Possibly maybe you could be right
Hope this story continues