The female cop felt left out 😂😂 You can’t help but notice the arrogant rude attitude of these cops. They don’t understand they serve us, well not anymore. Total disgrace
I can guarantee a call has gone into Cumbria for his details and then a call will have been made to HMRC, so I hope he is paying tax and NI on his RUclips earnings .....
@@apk74 What do you mean by grass..?? ...If you mean would I be contacting the HMRC to ensure Mat is abiding by the Laws of the Land ( which Agitators are so keen to point out ) then yes, I'd have been doing my job ..Protection of Life and Property, Prevention and DETECTION OF CRIME ....
She’s “concerned” what she means she is crapping herself that the public are catching on to their B/S. “You can’t take pictures” grow up they are worse than primary school kids. One question for everyone WHEN DID THEY PRIVATISE THE POLICE. 🥸😛
That is totally unfair and uncalled for primary school kids have a lot more intelligence,a higher Iq,are definately more useful than and are certainly more honest and trustworthy than any 🐖 in Britain today.
They can't help themselves ... always trying to have the 'final word' Haha Always tickles me, as it suggests they do not drive with due care and attention !
Got to love the police they make such entertainment, especially the FOMO female. The robots just can't help give directives hate to think what their home lives are like!
I feel quite sure she was going to play the sexism card for you not asking for her collar number, and I am glad it backfired and she made herself look foolish. As for Deputy Hard Nut, I have never seen anyone hold a notepad and pen so aggressively before.
Mr Muscles had a bit of an attitude didn't he? Are British police subject to random drug testing and do they test for Steroids as well as illicit drugs?
An ex officer told me It is called ‘random’ testing but in reality officers are made aware weeks beforehand they will be drug tested so they have enough time to clean their system.
@@aaronmckay. they do test for anabolic steroids and I'm not aware of announcements being made regarding drugs tests. You are made aware of when you will have your initial drugs test when applying for the police about 2 weeks in advance after that they will do random tests and will just turn up to a police station one day and everyone is tested
2:25 When a constable asks for your details and you aren't under arrest, the answer to give is "You are not entitled to it". That shoots down their common subsequent statement of "I'm requesting that you give me your details because...". But if they do say it, the response is still "You are still not entitled to it, and as it's a request, I'm declining to give it."
Filthy pigs hate people who know their rights and the fact that they can't comprehend why a person would exercise their rights proves that the gap between us and them for the most part is too vast to ever bridge,, well done again Matt for standing your ground.
Love the way you act all meek initially. It seems to give them a green light to intimidate. The look in that thugs eyes says of you didnt have a camera you would have been abused allway allways film any interaction with these thugs.
Outstanding PINAC work Sir, such a shame they let themselves down. Excuse me…. What are you doing??? Really.? Erm camera…. Err… public land!! Completely lawful….. Pardon your asking for my details…?? No law being broken and no contract thank you. Brilliant.
Section 58 doesn't often get used - only ever come across it once. Well handled in the face of those arrogant Tyrants. You might not have been there to wind them up but they certainly were lol. Don't mess with Matt 👊👍.
Suspicion of what crime, if your concerned leave the job, so now indirectly accusing Matt of potential criminal damage, absolutely outrageous to say do t touch any vehicles. What a scruffy place. Apc comes out and says you are here to antagonise the police what by being in a public place, so he thinks that but still comes out not very bright, not a quick learner.
Good vid. Nice to see they finally allowing people to video. Most dont see the value in it but dont use it lose it. should be more people out there with camera recording what was for the future 📷 👍 wish i could find the time.
See Lurch walking off looking at the front of the vans to see if he could pin a scratched number plate on you! Twunts one and all. Keep up the great work Matt
You missed a trick there Matt yes you do declare it to Hmrc in fact your taxes have probably paid for his house they hate it when you throw that at them 😂😂😂😂
LEGALS The sign could be argued in civil Court as Meaningless and unenforceable ie. “No public access” …to what from where, how far?? Similar Case law exists on car parking signs which say “cars left at owners risk”. Which owner, the owner of the pub or the owner of the car? Most now have “cars at their owners risk”. Legally, signage must be clear. Full stop.
Don't be so daft. Legally there doesnt even have to be signage. If its private its private, and police property is. Despite dozens of auditors (not Matt) thinking that.
@@leathleyg5995 It’s obvious from that post 1) You’re legally unqualified 2) You’ve missed the point. If signage is expressly clear, then you have knowingly committed trespass - s30 CJA 1972 doesn’t apply. Civil claims are then exceptionally straightforward. Aggravated trespass arrests can become more straightforward. If there’s no signage there is applied rights of access, s30 applies etc. I will explain it in exceptionally simply terms for you, as you seem to be struggling on multiple levels. If signage “isn’t required” … then why do organisations have these types of signs at all …? I’ll now just leave to alone you ponder that simple fact.
@@johnscott4693 The mere fact that you are quoting section 33 tells the world that you acquired your legal knowledge (😁) watching audits and listening to drivel. "Applied right of access" haha...! I've been dealing with access rights and easements for the last two decades.....honestly, you've watched a few audits and haven't got the slightest clue what you're talking about.....just like a lot of current auditors.
@@leathleyg5995 as I said. I’m qualified, you’re not. I’ve never lost a Case in court, I know you simply haven’t a clue (check with Julian Chamberlain and others). Buzz Off. Don’t bother the professionals. Further childish comments will be treated as harassment, 👋 👋 NB 33 Extension of definition of “public place” in Public Order Act 1936. For the definition of “public place” in section 9(1) of the M1 Public Order Act 1936 there shall be substituted- “Public place” includes any highway and any other premises or place to which at the material time the public have or are permitted to have access, whether on payment or otherwise ”.
Why are they so aggressive? Must be because you were videoing yourself damaging police vehicles clearly you’re deranged? Is it not possible to question someone without showing themselves up? But they come out with spades dig themselves a hole and jump in it. Don’t need to be antagonised as they call it. They’ve already gone full tyrant before they’ve left the coffee and donuts in the canteen. The grounds they are so protective of are an absolute dump.
Those cops were walking in the road while telling you to watch moving vehicles. They must believe that they have a higher sense of reactions or something. Why don’t they get out the road.
The auditor knows more about his job than the 'police' know about theirs. They seem to have lead a sheltered life --- photography is odd - never seen anyone take photos police cars or buildings - it's a strange thing to do - GIVEN that the 'police' were all about 40yrs they most likely have about 10+ years and they act like naive recruits on probation. How could thesse people investigate crime ???
Matt great laid back confrontation as usual.That so called recent wonder law and audits what a bum stear that geezer is and he could definitely learn a great deal from your style Matt.I totally agree these recent five minute RUclips auditors are really crap.Take care mate keep up the good work.
Good audit, but if you wasn’t give them all this info, they was probably about to make the mistake to arrest you and you was about to get good money from them later in court
Whats with the "we drive through here" ??? The inference being that you might be run over..... I must say Constable, are you suggesting you and your fellow Constables drive without due care and attention?
The arragance of the copper with his note pad needs to change his attitude towards the puplic.and she been eating all the doughnuts .that didn't get them very far did it ..
"What am I doing officer. Well I am suing the police force for misuse of the Terrorism act and I am collecting video evidence to present to the court. Do you want to be part of that lawsuit or do you want to leave me alone?"
The 3 of them sent packing totally BACKFIRED on them! Coming out on the bounce "Your taking pictures of our Police Cars" NO love the TAX payers cars! She was well and truly pushed out good for you a proper busy body that one! WALK OF SHAME BACK TO WORK! Stay Safe - PINAC!
WE obviously should thank our lucky stars that we have these incredible police to protect us, along with BORIS and TRUSS to sort out the russians, I WILL SLEEP BETTER TONITE, MY CONFIDENCE IS OVERWHELMING.
Police are so embarrassing to watch and listen to especially northern ones 🤦🏻♂️ great rubbish policing exposure good job 👍🏻 👏🏻 PC 2856 was ridiculous 🤢
Matt, as a retired plod I would take your hesitance and diffidence as a sign of weakness and that's why they become aggressive. They think you are a pushover. I know you say " acting daft " is a ploy but sometimes you need to be more assertive (but not offensive because that defeats the object). Keep it up.
@chuck 8094 I,ve been watching bay area transparency for a longtime and he wins hands down against the police. They,re astounded when after acting stupid listening to their lies and no knowledge of the law, he changes tactics and learns them.👍👏🙋♀️🇬🇧
They were so obviously desperate to get out of their little shack. Why were they not out on patrol fighting crime? Oh coz they were waiting for a camera to turn up. Why did their vehicles get damaged? Was it coz they pissed off a member of the public with their attitude? Must be something in the water.🍼😎
I love when u say to them Ur seeing if they will abuse the terrorism act. That totally shuts the dynamic of their investigation. They would want to use that but now their second guessing themselves and it keeps them in check
“I just need to give you words of advice officer. Make sure you drive on the left. If you drive on the right not only is it illegal but cars coming the other way could crash into you.”
Was that a little foot stomp because you didn't ask for her ID! She obviously has a chip on her shoulder so big Sarsons couldn't come up with the vinegar for it!!!
The female cop felt left out 😂😂 You can’t help but notice the arrogant rude attitude of these cops. They don’t understand they serve us, well not anymore. Total disgrace
Not for the first time I'd imagine
Hard to miss out someone that size.
@@brendagilson934 😂😂
Loved it when you wasn't bothered about her number. She was really insulted. Thinking she's one of the boys but you made her look insignificant. Lol .
Overweight and insignificant.
@@lordlucan3706 Her ego was hurt, so sad 😢 .
She is the :- ,' do you know who I am ' type
@Uncle Gilbert yes I did notice that. Lol
I would have had to over emphasis how insignificant she is by saying "Shhh woman I am talking to the Misters".. I think she might have exploded ;-)
Well done Matt. Be aware of the ignorance that surrounds these Pricks who claim to be officers and you will not fail and hopefully will prosper.
The arrogance of these cops is astounding !!! Keep them accountable !!! Great work Mat !!!
they are trained to talk down to the public so they can speak with a false sense of superiority.
The north east police seem to be in the premier league of arrogance.
Not astounding, "typical". :)
“Have you declared that to HMRC?” 😂 they now think they’re the tax police
I can guarantee a call has gone into Cumbria for his details and then a call will have been made to HMRC, so I hope he is paying tax and NI on his RUclips earnings .....
@@markwinter54 well done PC Winter 🙄
@@apk74 X Pc, I've been retired for 12 years .....
@@markwinter54 you not lost your eagerness to grass though
@@apk74 What do you mean by grass..?? ...If you mean would I be contacting the HMRC to ensure Mat is abiding by the Laws of the Land ( which Agitators are so keen to point out ) then yes, I'd have been doing my job ..Protection of Life and Property, Prevention and DETECTION OF CRIME ....
She’s “concerned” what she means she is crapping herself that the public are catching on to their B/S. “You can’t take pictures” grow up they are worse than primary school kids. One question for everyone WHEN DID THEY PRIVATISE THE POLICE. 🥸😛
That is totally unfair and uncalled for primary school kids have a lot more intelligence,a higher Iq,are definately more useful than and are certainly more honest and trustworthy than any 🐖
in Britain today.
Well done MAtt. Mrs PLOD felt so left out that you didn't want her number :-) :-) :-) brilliant. Keep up the good work.
That poor cat runs the risk of getting detained for acting suspiciously. I hope it stays safe.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Miss piggy was so upset that you didn’t want her number. 😂😂😂 bless her.
Cuz she is there boss I bet
Always with the advice of how to use a road and a path. The police need to be watched and recorded at all times. They cannot be trusted.
They can't help themselves ...
always trying to have the 'final word' Haha
Always tickles me, as it suggests they do not drive with due care and attention !
Got to love the police they make such entertainment, especially the FOMO female. The robots just can't help give directives hate to think what their home lives are like!
Calm and respectful, even though they talk to you as if you're a child. Not sure I could be the same. Well done Mat.
when they get their pen and pad out just say ' unless you intend doing some drawings then you can put them away...yes'.
Well done Matt,
You shattered her Ego massively!
Love it
I feel quite sure she was going to play the sexism card for you not asking for her collar number, and I am glad it backfired and she made herself look foolish. As for Deputy Hard Nut, I have never seen anyone hold a notepad and pen so aggressively before.
They use any excuse to try and get details. She’s a real piece of work with a mask on but she holds it over her chin.
Which chin though? She's got a few..
Mr Muscles had a bit of an attitude didn't he? Are British police subject to random drug testing and do they test for Steroids as well as illicit drugs?
An ex officer told me It is called ‘random’ testing but in reality officers are made aware weeks beforehand they will be drug tested so they have enough time to clean their system.
@@aaronmckay. they do test for anabolic steroids and I'm not aware of announcements being made regarding drugs tests. You are made aware of when you will have your initial drugs test when applying for the police about 2 weeks in advance after that they will do random tests and will just turn up to a police station one day and everyone is tested
@@aaronmckay. not sure about anabolics, I was referring to cannabis and cocaine.
2:25 When a constable asks for your details and you aren't under arrest, the answer to give is "You are not entitled to it". That shoots down their common subsequent statement of "I'm requesting that you give me your details because...". But if they do say it, the response is still "You are still not entitled to it, and as it's a request, I'm declining to give it."
What about if they couldn't go out to an incident because they were too busy harassing someone performing a lawful activity?
You explained and she wanted to know more,as did nosey cop.The quiet cop knew you were doing no wrong.Well done Mat.
Do you mean the one with his hands in his pockets and tattoos all over his arms ?
Crown employees need to learn customer service and are paranoid and always want to give directives even when not asked.
Keep up the good work
You gotta love the assumption from these folk and when they fail to assert their aggressive attitude.
Filthy pigs hate people who know their rights and the fact that they can't comprehend why a person would exercise their rights proves that the gap between us and them for the most part is too vast to ever bridge,, well done again Matt for standing your ground.
She felt all left out u didn't want her number tyrant w⚓ .keep it up mat 💪🙏
Lmao when the woman said “why don’t you want mine” 😭 do you feel left out?
Love the way you act all meek initially. It seems to give them a green light to intimidate. The look in that thugs eyes says of you didnt have a camera you would have been abused allway allways film any interaction with these thugs.
Outstanding PINAC work Sir, such a shame they let themselves down.
Excuse me…. What are you doing???
Really.? Erm camera…. Err… public land!!
Completely lawful…..
Pardon your asking for my details…??
No law being broken and no contract thank you.
Brilliant.
Ha ha she felt left out🤣. By the way that's not a warrant card luv .....
Why do you feel left out? 🤣🤣🤣
And then his complete lack of interest when she tried to show him her ID.."yeah, that's great" 🤣
The change in behaviour from them once they realised.
Section 58 doesn't often get used - only ever come across it once.
Well handled in the face of those arrogant Tyrants. You might not have been there to wind them up but they certainly were lol.
Don't mess with Matt 👊👍.
Do they know about the knew gadget to solve the problem of going on the premises. A gate
They’re all like that up here Matt I can tell you that from experience ! Well done mate love veyourwork
Cor first👍Hi Matt & Oscar , I’ve just finished watching Focus Pocus , now you guys. Thank you for doing what you do. Good Luck ref Darlington .
Nice one mate, hope you have a good weekend
'Right, I'm requesting you to give your details...'
Crikey! Almost sounded like something you had to do!
Suspicion of what crime, if your concerned leave the job, so now indirectly accusing Matt of potential criminal damage, absolutely outrageous to say do t touch any vehicles. What a scruffy place. Apc comes out and says you are here to antagonise the police what by being in a public place, so he thinks that but still comes out not very bright, not a quick learner.
Good vid. Nice to see they finally allowing people to video. Most dont see the value in it but dont use it lose it. should be more people out there with camera recording what was for the future 📷 👍 wish i could find the time.
"That's why you're here. Trying to be clever". Muppets.
Another quality production,,, 👍
Do you feel left out 😂😂superb Matt
See Lurch walking off looking at the front of the vans to see if he could pin a scratched number plate on you! Twunts one and all. Keep up the great work Matt
Just can’t help themselves by giving directives , have to give their egos a boost by telling you what to do !
You missed a trick there Matt yes you do declare it to Hmrc in fact your taxes have probably paid for his house they hate it when you throw that at them 😂😂😂😂
LEGALS
The sign could be argued in civil Court as Meaningless and unenforceable ie. “No public access” …to what from where, how far??
Similar Case law exists on car parking signs which say “cars left at owners risk”. Which owner, the owner of the pub or the owner of the car? Most now have “cars at their owners risk”.
Legally, signage must be clear. Full stop.
@@aaronmckay. No
Don't be so daft.
Legally there doesnt even have to be signage.
If its private its private, and police property is.
Despite dozens of auditors (not Matt) thinking that.
@@leathleyg5995 It’s obvious from that post 1) You’re legally unqualified 2) You’ve missed the point.
If signage is expressly clear, then you have knowingly committed trespass - s30 CJA 1972 doesn’t apply. Civil claims are then exceptionally straightforward. Aggravated trespass arrests can become more straightforward. If there’s no signage there is applied rights of access, s30 applies etc.
I will explain it in exceptionally simply terms for you, as you seem to be struggling on multiple levels. If signage “isn’t required” … then why do organisations have these types of signs at all …? I’ll now just leave to alone you ponder that simple fact.
@@johnscott4693 The mere fact that you are quoting section 33 tells the world that you acquired your legal knowledge (😁) watching audits and listening to drivel.
"Applied right of access" haha...! I've been dealing with access rights and easements for the last two decades.....honestly, you've watched a few audits and haven't got the slightest clue what you're talking about.....just like a lot of current auditors.
@@leathleyg5995 as I said. I’m qualified, you’re not. I’ve never lost a Case in court, I know you simply haven’t a clue (check with Julian Chamberlain and others). Buzz Off. Don’t bother the professionals. Further childish comments will be treated as harassment,
👋 👋
NB 33 Extension of definition of “public place” in Public Order Act 1936.
For the definition of “public place” in section 9(1) of the M1 Public Order Act 1936 there shall be substituted-
“Public place” includes any highway and any other premises or place to which at the material time the public have or are permitted to have access, whether on payment or otherwise ”.
Why are they so aggressive? Must be because you were videoing yourself damaging police vehicles clearly you’re deranged? Is it not possible to question someone without showing themselves up? But they come out with spades dig themselves a hole and jump in it. Don’t need to be antagonised as they call it. They’ve already gone full tyrant before they’ve left the coffee and donuts in the canteen.
The grounds they are so protective of are an absolute dump.
WPC needs to stop talking and stop EATING!!!!!!! FACT................
when they pointed out the sign and asked u questions u should of pointed out the no fishing one lol
Bollix, that would of been awesome! Can even forgive the nse colours. Large logo every time
@@mat12128 lol love large logo too 👍
Damn it.
That would have been brilliant Haha
Wtf has it to do with them whether you declare what you earn to HMRC
I think it winds them up more that some of the auditors actually get paid for doing it.
That was a disgaceful comment to make.
He was simply having a dig;
Totally unprofessional.
He was trying to make out Matt was working and signing on. He needs to lose his job really.
poor little police lady,feels left out.did dums.
Little?
I believe if you earn less then a certain amount a week it doesn’t classify as taxable income.
Those cops were walking in the road while telling you to watch moving vehicles. They must believe that they have a higher sense of reactions or something. Why don’t they get out the road.
Mat you handled that like a absolute pro, fair play to you mate, this video really has made my day.
The auditor knows more about his job than the 'police' know about theirs. They seem to have lead a sheltered life --- photography is odd - never seen anyone take photos police cars or buildings - it's a strange thing to do - GIVEN that the 'police' were all about 40yrs they most likely have about 10+ years and they act like naive recruits on probation. How could thesse people investigate crime ???
Matt great laid back confrontation as usual.That so called recent wonder law and audits what a bum stear that geezer is and he could definitely learn a great deal from your style Matt.I totally agree these recent five minute RUclips auditors are really crap.Take care mate keep up the good work.
2:15 When someone asks why they are being filmed, the answer is "for evidential purposes" and leave it at that.
Good audit, but if you wasn’t give them all this info, they was probably about to make the mistake to arrest you and you was about to get good money from them later in court
Whats with the "we drive through here" ??? The inference being that you might be run over..... I must say Constable, are you suggesting you and your fellow Constables drive without due care and attention?
The arragance of the copper with his note pad needs to change his attitude towards the puplic.and she been eating all the doughnuts .that didn't get them very far did it ..
I could see writing on his pad. I was hoping Matt would zoom in and see what he’d got in there. Remember to get sausage on the way home maybe.
"What am I doing officer. Well I am suing the police force for misuse of the Terrorism act and I am collecting video evidence to present to the court. Do you want to be part of that lawsuit or do you want to leave me alone?"
The 3 of them sent packing totally BACKFIRED on them! Coming out on the bounce "Your taking pictures of our Police Cars" NO love the TAX payers cars! She was well and truly pushed out good for you a proper busy body that one! WALK OF SHAME BACK TO WORK! Stay Safe - PINAC!
Why is police property private? I know there are restricted areas but what a sense of entitlement
Brilliant 😍😍😍😍, walk of shame!!!
1:15 *No Fishing.*
5 seconds later 🤣
Amused the hell out of me too!
Another great video Matt 👍👍
Great exposure Matt 👏
I see the same thing on lots of audits where the narcissists think it's their job to patronize you by reminding you not to break the law!
WE obviously should thank our lucky stars that we have these incredible police to protect us, along with BORIS and TRUSS to sort out the russians, I WILL SLEEP BETTER TONITE, MY CONFIDENCE IS OVERWHELMING.
Police are so embarrassing to watch and listen to especially northern ones 🤦🏻♂️ great rubbish policing exposure good job 👍🏻 👏🏻 PC 2856 was ridiculous 🤢
Is her uniform in the wash? She looks half dressed to be a copper.
Nice one matt.....educated them.💯👍🤛
Why did you have to say that,the thought of her being half dressed,I've just had my breakfast.
@@kenwhite9218 Made me shudder Haha
🤣🤣🤣
Wish I had known I only live 2 miles away.
"... to try and be clever"
No flower pot. Matt is there to take photographs. It's a perfectly lawful activity.
Matt, as a retired plod I would take your hesitance and diffidence as a sign of weakness and that's why they become aggressive. They think you are a pushover. I know you say " acting daft " is a ploy but sometimes you need to be more assertive (but not offensive because that defeats the object). Keep it up.
It's Matt's style. He acts meek and submissive at first to test them. When they start their bullshit he usually goes into attack mode.
@chuck 8094 I,ve been watching bay area transparency for a longtime and he wins hands down against the police. They,re astounded when after acting stupid listening to their lies and no knowledge of the law, he changes tactics and learns them.👍👏🙋♀️🇬🇧
Well done that told them what was what🇬🇧✌️🔥
Baldy really thought he was gonna get your name and DOB 🤣. Durham constabulary are some of the worst in the country, their attitude stinks!
Police: Didn't you see the sign, "No Public Access."
Socrates: Oh, I have no plans to access the building.
NEVER TALK TO COPS
THEY'RE ALL COUSENS
That woman really wants to own it all!
"More wildlife and the cat" 😆
Why don't you want my number ? 🤣
Grandmother was so upset u didn’t want her number I’m sure yr not the only one
They were so obviously desperate to get out of their little shack. Why were they not out on patrol fighting crime? Oh coz they were waiting for a camera to turn up. Why did their vehicles get damaged? Was it coz they pissed off a member of the public with their attitude?
Must be something in the water.🍼😎
Absolutely no way they have had people interfering with their vehicles or they would have a fenced in yard like stations everywhere
I love when u say to them Ur seeing if they will abuse the terrorism act. That totally shuts the dynamic of their investigation.
They would want to use that but now their second guessing themselves and it keeps them in check
“I just need to give you words of advice officer. Make sure you drive on the left. If you drive on the right not only is it illegal but cars coming the other way could crash into you.”
The tall guy looked embarrassed
Station bike thinks you fancy her. Yuck. Should England be panicking. Too bloody right it should.
What would these clowns do with real criminals , absolute disgrace
They don't do anything in this town except sitting on their asses drinking coffee and eating doughnuts all day!
Stop giving police tasers the power goes to their head !!!
Was that a little foot stomp because you didn't ask for her ID!
She obviously has a chip on her shoulder so big Sarsons couldn't come up with the vinegar for it!!!
Ooohhh sexist! Equal rights ya know! 🤣
They're so 'busy'! 🙄
The plods hate being confronted great audit.
They've got to give directives, they can't help themselves.
They think they are so special and superior.
😡😡
They've got your details now though, they'll just ring Darlington
came in all bodie and doyle left all laural and hardy
Bunch of muppets again they seem to be getting worse and they wonder why they hated
Still politicians of any party will call these thugs out in Parliament.
The meathead thought it was special. Ohhhh yes it was very special. An extra thick pork chop
Trying to be clever,is a crime?
You often talk suspiciously when the police ask what you are doing. Just tell them straight.
Until the end of the week probably 30k views and if half of us give them a call will be great
at 2.08 is the middle officer wafting a fart away, lol