@@captain00722or he’s taking something directly from someone else’s act nobodys going anywhere other than you to ur moms basement, this is the internet.😢
As a Crockpot Aficionado…and a grown man with severe ADHD, I can relate. I’ve made some of the most amazing meals I’ve ever consumed, having come home after 14 hours of work and smelling the kitchen from my driveway, and thinking the neighbors must be cooking something good! Then the neighbors come out, cause they heard my pickup drive in, asking if they’re invited over for whatever they’ve been smelling all day. Beans and ham hocks that have made grown men cry in front of their grand babies, ribs that were cooked so tender the bones were falling apart, clam chowder better than any restaurant. I put a venison roast in, with herbs and salt and pepper, a half bottle of bourbon and three sliced lemons…it stood on ‘warm’ all day and overnight, then half of the following day, because I had to lay-over…ran out of hours and had to finish the next day. When I got home my yard was set for a picnic. Folks had expectations after smelling that for a day and a half. I made that roast feed about twelve people. They brought corn on the cob and potato salad, fried chicken and baked Mac-n-cheese. We all ate well.
It's when I wake up, confused about that delicious smell. Walk into the kitchen, and don't remember I set it up until I'm actually looking in the crockpot. Best surprise ever.😂
Especially if you drink the night before! We're all out here like...who snuck into my house and made me a home cooked meal!?! 😂😂😂😂. Surprise....it was me on Captain Morgan the night before!!! 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
Used to work at a bbq joint as a kid and we got to take leftovers home anyways I ended up with a whole pork butt and my mom put it in the crockpot to heat she let it sit for had to of been 12 hours at least turned out like Waygu pulled pork legit melted in ur mouth
The weird thing is I also have ADHD it helps me cook because I love cooking so I can laser in focus😂 I can literally cook anything but you get me baking and my mind leaves me, I hate it. I can't bake. It's to slow and precise. You know how it is with ADHD people, find that one (or a few) things that we love and we just ignore the whole world while we do it
Right?!? I never even thought about how fabulous these things are for the ADHD brain. Only time I cook is with it or my one solid meal I love to make 😂
The little leg raise and "into crock pots real heavy", combined with his rough Southern accent -- loved this! Never thought about ADHD people benefiting from set n forget stuff, but that makes complete sense
@@JCAtkeson3 not suggested. rice left out can produce dangerous bacteria. Put the rice in the fridge if you're gonna leave it all day. youll have cold dry rice for fried rice later.
If you don’t have adhd, it may be hard to understand how WILDLY helpful a crockpot or pressure cooker is lol the ability to automate cooking while you go off and try to complete other menial tasks saves us massive headaches 😂
I have adhd, and I don’t have to cook often, but my grandparents got a griddle recently, and I like cooking to a certain extent, it’s just once it passes like 15 minutes I feel like I’m wasting my time, but with the griddle, everything’s done within 15 minutes, and if you’re making steak or burgers, it’s practically instant (especially if you’re making smash burgers) like last night, I cooked 5 pork chops, fried up some potstickers, and cooked some asparagus, all within 15 minutes (as long as you don’t include the hours of marinading, but I didn’t do that, my grandmother did lol) threw the chops down, and once they started getting near done, I moved them all over to the side and started cooking the asparagus, about a minute into that, I poured the bag of potstickers onto the griddle and started cooking them, then I temped the pork, and it was done, so I pulled it, and the asparagus, and then put the griddle up to max temp and finished the potstickers with a nice sear in the pork juices
@MisterPerson-fk1tx The new ones today are automated. They are basically crock pots of the future. Probably shouldn't leave it alone just in case, but leaving it alone ensures you won't be around when it blows boiling hot whatever all over.
@@MisterPerson-fk1tx like i always say "you can ignore anything, and it will take care of itself - anything at all, from gardening to eating... the result may not be something you wanted, but anything and everything can indeed solve itself, if you choose to ignore...anything"
"...thicker than a snicker..." killed me. I've never heard that before, now I'm gonna use it for the rest of my life. And I won't care what situation I use it in: Kid: Mom, I'm going outside to play. Me: ok, dress thicker than a snicker. ❤❤❤❤
fuck. i gotta get a crock pot edit; THANK YOU for the recipes… i move out soon and want to get better at cooking so i’m screenshotting these and adding them to a folder. lifesavers, all of you!
No joke.. put in a corned beef and a beer on low for 12 hours. The last 2 hours throw in hunks of potatoes or whatever veggies you like. Life changing.
I got my crockpot going right now. When I wake up between noon and 2 pm tomorrow, that lamb roast is going to be delicious and a surprise because until I saw this video, I had already forgotten about it
@Reeferjedi I've made lamb many ways, and I always love it! For the roast, I just throw it in the crock pot with new potatoes, mushrooms, and onions with salt, pepper, garlic, and herbs de provence. But the best ever is to stew it low and slow for about three hours or until the meat is falling apart put it in a pot with a big container (32oz) of broth (chicken or beef) lots of garlic, a bottle of zinfandel, a can of tomato paste , and roasted vegetables thrown in at the end 👌
my ADHD boyfriend made a pot roast stew and we ate it for DAYS because it was phenomenal. prepped it while tipsy the night before and ate it for lunch the next day 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is so me 😂😂😂😂😂 I need one for real because baby my little timer don't be working sometimes cause I will hear it and still don't remember why it's going off and go back to what I was doing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
It isn't that bad. The typical Crock Pot pulls 200-300 watts max on high, 100 on low. 4 Crocks as high as I am about to be will pull 1200 Watts, well below the 20% derating needed for a 15 Amp circuit. And any of us Sparkies who run 15 Amp circuits for a kitchen don't deserve a license.
this is true... how i lived 8 years ago after killing a deer. some of the greatest food ive ever eaten for like half a year. ADHD get high fall asleep wake up still stoned to a lovely meal...What...Past me must love me damn how did wait
Once i forgot the beans soaking in water in the fridge for a day and a half and when i went to cook em, they have sprouted so then i had beans sprouts as a side salad.
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"got into crock pots real heavy" fuckin kills me 😄
Same 😂
Lol
Lemme guess you think the office and parks and rec is peak humor?
I'm fucking rolling rn 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
“17 hours on low” and the back kick..priceless!
That was hilarious!!!
He did steal the kick back, was smart. But is from other peoples act.
@@playboichicken65it’s a body movement, by that logic. Just him standing on stage is stealing from others. Gtfoh
@@captain00722or he’s taking something directly from someone else’s act nobodys going anywhere other than you to ur moms basement, this is the internet.😢
But he did it best.@@playboichicken65
“Hey what did you to these beans?”
*turns around*
“THERE’S BEANS?! Nice!”
Lmao
😂😂😂
He needs to add this to the set as a backup punchline 😂😂😂
REALLY FUCKING low
😂😂😂 straight facts
Nobody let this man find out about rice cookers!!! 😂😂😂
Or bread machines!!😂
You are seriously funny
Oh, YEAH!! 🍚Put a Frozen Chicken Thighs & Chx Broth...
Just an Onion🧅.... Then, Add an EGG🍳!!!!
@@m.service5584DAMN, My Next Purchase!!
@@rosebaca2985But- But,BUT You.can make Stews/ Soups Anytime, Because, You Will FORGET ABOUT IT!! ❤
Crock pots are great until you are running it for 2 hours and THEN realize it wasn't plugged in. 😂
lol yes
I done this but with a rice cooker.
😂🤦🏾♀️
😂 the amount of times I've done that
Lol, i did did with my grannys respirator.
As a Crockpot Aficionado…and a grown man with severe ADHD, I can relate.
I’ve made some of the most amazing meals I’ve ever consumed, having come home after 14 hours of work and smelling the kitchen from my driveway, and thinking the neighbors must be cooking something good! Then the neighbors come out, cause they heard my pickup drive in, asking if they’re invited over for whatever they’ve been smelling all day.
Beans and ham hocks that have made grown men cry in front of their grand babies, ribs that were cooked so tender the bones were falling apart, clam chowder better than any restaurant. I put a venison roast in, with herbs and salt and pepper, a half bottle of bourbon and three sliced lemons…it stood on ‘warm’ all day and overnight, then half of the following day, because I had to lay-over…ran out of hours and had to finish the next day. When I got home my yard was set for a picnic. Folks had expectations after smelling that for a day and a half. I made that roast feed about twelve people. They brought corn on the cob and potato salad, fried chicken and baked Mac-n-cheese. We all ate well.
Best story! Came home to picnic tables set up! 😂😂😂😂
sounds like you have some wonderful neighbors.
I love this so much.
😂😂😂😅😅😅 this made me smile thx for the comment
That's so endearing, though. Great story. And now I'm desperately hungry for something, that would take at least a day to cook 😭
his little leg kick sent me into oblivion
Hell yeah. The best Elder Scrolls. 🎉
@DiogenesNephew Damn right! Love me some oblivion.
by the nine!
Straight up Casey Rocket's kick
Saaaaaame 😂😂😂😂
It's when I wake up, confused about that delicious smell. Walk into the kitchen, and don't remember I set it up until I'm actually looking in the crockpot. Best surprise ever.😂
Me too!!
Especially if you drink the night before! We're all out here like...who snuck into my house and made me a home cooked meal!?! 😂😂😂😂. Surprise....it was me on Captain Morgan the night before!!! 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
Same. It's like finding cash in a winter coat when you pull it out of the closet for the first time since spring.
I'm finding ways to say "I got into crockpots real heavy" everyday for the next few months
be sure to actually do that so whenever someone invites you to an event you can offer to make a crock pot dish
“Someone say crockpot?” 😂😂
😂😂😂
This reminded me of the "Brutally every day for a summer" Bobby lee joke😂
ha ha
😂😂😂 he aint wrong.. when a man's busy.. thank God for a crock pot!
No joke, my father forgot about some beef he was cooking in a crockpot. And it turned into the most delicious homemade "barbeque" ever.
In Georgia we live by “Low and Slow” and occasionally stirring so all the ingredients “got to know each other”
Screaaaming 😂😂😂 I wanna eat ur dads food
Used to work at a bbq joint as a kid and we got to take leftovers home anyways I ended up with a whole pork butt and my mom put it in the crockpot to heat she let it sit for had to of been 12 hours at least turned out like Waygu pulled pork legit melted in ur mouth
@@PeruvianProteinPowderyeah crock pots they come with automatic stirers now.
Don't ever use bbq like that again
I went to school with Derrick and he had been hilarious his whole
Life
As someone who struggles with cooking because of adhd, he is completely right
The weird thing is I also have ADHD it helps me cook because I love cooking so I can laser in focus😂
I can literally cook anything but you get me baking and my mind leaves me, I hate it. I can't bake. It's to slow and precise.
You know how it is with ADHD people, find that one (or a few) things that we love and we just ignore the whole world while we do it
Yeah it’s kinda funny how people didn’t laugh as much when he said that. Funny as in ironic and relatable, that is.
@@-Gax- I loooooooove cooking
Then there's me. I have diagnosed ADHD and a molded crock pot in my back yard 😅
That might just be my diagnosed depression on high for 24/7 😂
Right?!? I never even thought about how fabulous these things are for the ADHD brain. Only time I cook is with it or my one solid meal I love to make 😂
Lmaooo not me just drying and putting my 7 quart crock pot away 😅
The little leg raise and "into crock pots real heavy", combined with his rough Southern accent -- loved this! Never thought about ADHD people benefiting from set n forget stuff, but that makes complete sense
Are there other set it and forget it things??
@@tomcat5151 Rice cookers.
@@tomcat5151if you have enough ADD, everything is set and forget!
@@JCAtkeson3 not suggested. rice left out can produce dangerous bacteria.
Put the rice in the fridge if you're gonna leave it all day. youll have cold dry rice for fried rice later.
A lot of rice cookers have a “keep warm” function designed to keep it safe from bacteria!
The second I looked at this guys face I felt like he knew my struggle. Then he mentioned crockpots. And I realized, he can afford them.
If you don’t have adhd, it may be hard to understand how WILDLY helpful a crockpot or pressure cooker is lol the ability to automate cooking while you go off and try to complete other menial tasks saves us massive headaches 😂
Probably shouldn't forget about your pressure cooker for too long.
I have adhd, and I don’t have to cook often, but my grandparents got a griddle recently, and I like cooking to a certain extent, it’s just once it passes like 15 minutes I feel like I’m wasting my time, but with the griddle, everything’s done within 15 minutes, and if you’re making steak or burgers, it’s practically instant (especially if you’re making smash burgers) like last night, I cooked 5 pork chops, fried up some potstickers, and cooked some asparagus, all within 15 minutes (as long as you don’t include the hours of marinading, but I didn’t do that, my grandmother did lol) threw the chops down, and once they started getting near done, I moved them all over to the side and started cooking the asparagus, about a minute into that, I poured the bag of potstickers onto the griddle and started cooking them, then I temped the pork, and it was done, so I pulled it, and the asparagus, and then put the griddle up to max temp and finished the potstickers with a nice sear in the pork juices
@MisterPerson-fk1tx The new ones today are automated. They are basically crock pots of the future. Probably shouldn't leave it alone just in case, but leaving it alone ensures you won't be around when it blows boiling hot whatever all over.
@@MisterPerson-fk1tx like i always say "you can ignore anything, and it will take care of itself - anything at all, from gardening to eating... the result may not be something you wanted, but anything and everything can indeed solve itself, if you choose to ignore...anything"
Instant Pots rule
The fact that I IMMEDIATELY scrolled to a Crockpot ad!! 😂
"I forgot about em" is so real 😂😂
This spoke to my soul man. 2 crock pots and a Dutch oven. Haha
The forgot about crockpot chilli ...thicker than a snicker ...soo soo good
"...thicker than a snicker..." killed me. I've never heard that before, now I'm gonna use it for the rest of my life. And I won't care what situation I use it in: Kid: Mom, I'm going outside to play. Me: ok, dress thicker than a snicker. ❤❤❤❤
Having ADHD and nothin’s ever been made for me but a crockpot. I felt that in my soul.
fuck. i gotta get a crock pot
edit; THANK YOU for the recipes… i move out soon and want to get better at cooking so i’m screenshotting these and adding them to a folder. lifesavers, all of you!
I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂
Is this a secret ad? Cuz me too
No joke.. put in a corned beef and a beer on low for 12 hours. The last 2 hours throw in hunks of potatoes or whatever veggies you like. Life changing.
@@timdanielewski8036damn you throw veggies in at the end? I leave them in the whole time haha
@@timdanielewski8036 if you can remember that last part lol
17 hours on low had me weak 😂😂
I got my crockpot going right now. When I wake up between noon and 2 pm tomorrow, that lamb roast is going to be delicious and a surprise because until I saw this video, I had already forgotten about it
Lmfaoooooo
I hope it was absolutely delicious 🤤
@@magickaldust1213 it was!
Recipe please! Lol I just got my first boneless leg of land and have no clue how to cook it 😅 I also want to try to make some lamb tacos too 🤣
@Reeferjedi I've made lamb many ways, and I always love it! For the roast, I just throw it in the crock pot with new potatoes, mushrooms, and onions with salt, pepper, garlic, and herbs de provence. But the best ever is to stew it low and slow for about three hours or until the meat is falling apart put it in a pot with a big container (32oz) of broth (chicken or beef) lots of garlic, a bottle of zinfandel, a can of tomato paste , and roasted vegetables thrown in at the end 👌
"Seventeen hours on low", with the little foot kick is genius!
He not lying. Best Black eyed peas I made I forgot about in the crockpot 😅
It's like day old lasagna or pizza, all the fats and flavors and everything has sat and absorbed over several hours
Low key perfect joke. The little leg kick is delightful.
What a brilliant joke!!, I would never have thought you could have made "crock pots" funny but you did LMAO thank you!!
As a fellow crock pot enthusiast and ADHD sufferer, I can confirm.
One of my bestpot roast meals is because i forgot about it. Love my 3 crockpots
Preach, man. An air fryer changed my life.
“But I bought a power strip I started running 4 or 5 at a time” Get this man an entire special he is for the people and their shit 😂😂❤️
17 hours on low took me out. I'm crying.
"Ill be honest, i forgot about them" is the most adhd response ever 😂
That foot kick back was perfect😂
my ADHD boyfriend made a pot roast stew and we ate it for DAYS because it was phenomenal. prepped it while tipsy the night before and ate it for lunch the next day 😂
The sweaty forehead really sells this bit lol
Between crock pots, pressure cooker and the air fryer! all quarantine
My instant pot is both a crock pot and a pressure cooker, it's amazing.
@@kyliecowan3879i thought i had an instant pot but its just a multicooker, i was so disappointed it didnt have a pressure cook option lol
Hahaha this sounds like a Casey rocket joke. Plus the way you kicked your foot up at the end 😂
This guy speaks truth.
I lost it when he said I bought a power strip
It's a rare that a clean bit makes me laugh but this shit is mad relatable
Go check out dry bar comedy- some of the comics on there knock it out of the part
😂😂 this is the most accurate adhd depiction I’ve ever heard 😂😂 thankssss ❤😂
The way they make the house smell for hours too. My favorite 😭❤️
First time seeing this dude and I can tell he's a good comic. Awesome.
" I got into crockpots really heavy" 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is so me 😂😂😂😂😂 I need one for real because baby my little timer don't be working sometimes cause I will hear it and still don't remember why it's going off and go back to what I was doing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is such a well written joke absolutely brilliant
Some people really need to stop smoking crack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Squirrel Brain is REAL 🙆😤 😂 That Dead serious delivery Sweating and All 🤣🤕🚑💀
He said 17 hours... 😆❤🍲🍛
He talks about it like is a crack pot not a crock pot and I f*ckin love it
The heel kick... bruh, you got me laughing
8 hour stew beef in cream asparagus. Just amazing
Never seen this guy before and he's brilliant!!
This guy is like a bigger Nate bargazte
I forgot about em 😂 I love crock pots you cook at night wake up to the entire house smelling good ❤️
“I got into crockpots real heavy”!😁😂🤣
Lol. I made baked beans on a yacht once…same thing! You know you soaked them long enough when they start to sprout 🤣
You had me at yahct
😂the little kick of the foot has me dying
Being an electrician ruined the joke for me
I'm an EE and I didn't even catch it until I read your comment and watched it again
It isn't that bad. The typical Crock Pot pulls 200-300 watts max on high, 100 on low.
4 Crocks as high as I am about to be will pull 1200 Watts, well below the 20% derating needed for a 15 Amp circuit.
And any of us Sparkies who run 15 Amp circuits for a kitchen don't deserve a license.
eh you got more things to worry about then a ruined joke, like learning how to use a broom
😂😂😂😂 I call my crockpot little miss housewife.
Derrick Stroup makes a Derrick Soup
Great! 1 joke about crock-pots and wouldn't you know it just backslid and im hooked again!
Once a crock-pot always a crock-pot! ❤
Omg! I'm using my crackpot right now and I have adhd. Lmao
Lol
Hysterical! I love my multiple crock pots, so you're humor really cracks me up!!!!😅
I was at UPS during covid. Yes everyone had a crockpot. Prolly 3-4.
That is great . I love stuff you just put in crock pot ...... its even better when somebody else does it .😂😂😂
THIS GUY IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
The fact that he’s sweating bullets makes it funnier
Okay this sounds like a pro tip I need to consider
😂
"17 hours on low. How about that?". I haven't laughed so hard in a long time!
this is true... how i lived 8 years ago after killing a deer. some of the greatest food ive ever eaten for like half a year. ADHD get high fall asleep wake up still stoned to a lovely meal...What...Past me must love me damn how did wait
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 not the little leg kick..I am screaming!
He right tho lmao 🤣
That little kick in the killed me…😂
Nothing like putting something on before you leave for work and you come home to a home cooked meal! Best woman I ever had!
"I'll be honest, I forgot about them"... Great line.
😂. The whole truth friends!
I THINK I NEED A CROCK POT NOW. this would be genius advertising too lol
Once i forgot the beans soaking in water in the fridge for a day and a half and when i went to cook em, they have sprouted so then i had beans sprouts as a side salad.
17 hours on low? Those are the absolute BEST beans! Yay! 😀
Truth! Especially the forgot about part. 😂
Found a new guy to watch!
This takes "set it and forget it," to a whole new level. 😂
I need more adhd based comedy
It feels like it’s been on the rise lately! Or maybe it’s just targeting me more recently. Definitely digging it!
😂 I believe him. He's totally serious!
Yup, I learned that you *can* burn apple butter 🤢
Crock pots are a god send of an invention, meat falling off the bone and tears falling from my eyes savoring the flavor, I'm in heaven!
My ma has one idk how tf she does it but everything is dry😭
Not enough broth or whatever liquid she's using.
That’s so funny😂
@Steve.._. The thing is there is broth I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT😭
@@otopharaoh It is ironic😂
can't tell moms their food is dry cause you get the monologue
Crockpots are definitely a gift.
We've all messed around with a crockpot or two.. 😆 🤣 😂
This guy aint lying love crockpots
The accent, the sweat, the subject matter: all working in harmony
That's damn hilarious! Especially the heel kick! GOLDEN!!!!!
Oh I’m getting a few more crockpots ! I’m dying!
The leg kick is on repeat over here 😂
Ive never related to someone on such a deep spiritual level before. This guy gets me.
This dude is Brilliant! first comic in a long time i'm excited about.