It took me all this time to realize MPreg Greg is actually Knuckles. He’s clearly nostalgic for the old days, hates the idea of being an MPreg character, but “if you ain’t fetish fan art, you ain’t nothing.” He let the fandom ruin him _just to survive_ . Damn.
I find it kinda odd that I almost never come across weird pics in it. Any time I stumble upon some DeviantArt fan-art, it's either lame or actually pretty good (my laptop has an awesome pic of Fierce Deity Link vs Majora). Although, I never actually go to the site to browse its contents, so I don't know much.
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 I came across pissing (and other things) in your underwear fetish once. And then I end up in a fetish website of (real life, not drawings) models doing that. I had difficult eating for some weeks.
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Yeah I’m glad they sticked with the SFH actor for Sonic rather then the previous Dorkly va for him, and the voice duo is so iconic they had them together in a Pokémon sees their variants video and even references their Sonic and Tails roles
the monstrous beast I hate to say but there is literally not a single fandom more completely fucked than the sonic fandom. literally not a one. if there is a fetish, every sonic character has been portrayed with it. for every color and combination of colors, there is a sonic oc of that color. if there is a name, that name can be googled with "the hedgehog" to find a sonic oc.
The one where no one who ventured ever came back to tell the tale... Because they were immediately admitted to a mental word for all of the weird and, quite honestly, wrong shit that they witnessed.
"Being a nine month pregnant MALE with no uterus to speak of put one in an unforgiving mood" I died XD I both want to see more but am also terrified of what fandom horror we will see next.
My money's on him just being dead, poor old Robotnik is the sort to thrive in order, as most true villains do. In a world without definite good+evil, his fragility as a person would make him a sitting duck in a trench-war.
Punder statement. May the fandom fill your brain until all u see is Inpreg Greg, and all of the horrors that this series has to offer. May God (or what ever holy thing exists that didn’t surrender to fandom) be with u
Y’know, I’m just happy it’s the Sonic For Hire voice cast for this. Hope we see Jim, Big Gay Link and Eggman again. Maybe Homicidal Kirby goes all Venom symbiote and bonds to a T-Rex. Either way, this makes me happy
Every time I close my eyes, I think, I think bout you inside, and I think bout asking why, you try to make a fool out of me. Now I can’t see where you comin from, but I know just what you’re running from. That’s all I memorized and some of it isn’t the best but there
This ain’t no place for a hero Money don’t grow on trees I got bills to pay mouths to feed ain’t nothing in this world for free oh I can slow down I can’t hold up oh you know I wish I could Ps it’s a song not only a borderlands reference
@@herecomesdatrain it is a comic set a in a post-apocaliptic future with an aged wolverine as protagonist. The movie "Logan" is heavily inspired by this book.
I wonder if he turned into some sort of 'Sarah Connor' type charichter, converting some of the edge into badassery. 🤔 That would be kinda cool, especially in that old-west setting.
Well, look at the quality of Sonic the Hedgehog's games, comics, and TV shows. The franchise has basically nothing to offer to people who have taste, dignity, or self-respect, and never has. This is the kind of fandom you create over decades of relying on sloppy workmanship, disposable characters indistinguishable from children's OCs, careless plots that usually have no lasting importance, and increasing doses of low-quality edginess. Everything Sega has done with the franchise has emphasized not caring about lore problems, introducing and then forgetting about characters created solely for your own convenience, and marketing to a demographic full of people in the early stages of puberty specifically through the medium of self-important emotional over-indulgence (AKA Edginess). How do you figure that DOESN'T lead to a tidal wave of disposable fetish-oriented characters treating canon like their own personal cum rag?
I honestly can't understand why, in 2018, there's still so many talented and dedicated artists using Deviant Art. The vast majority of the site is just awful art, fetishes, fandom wars...
Only if that's what you are specifically looking for, I think. I've never had any issues with Deviant Art and only find the good stuff I'm looking for. Fandom Wars is kind of expected no matter what website you're on.
@xDjinn x excuse me but...I doubt weebs would not get offended by that statement even if it was a joke...no matter how disgusting they are, the beastiality wankers still reigns the top of the food chain...I'm sorry....disgust list would be the proper word to use
@@werh227 While horrifying, if a male gets impreged, then it can be a bit amusing, in a dark humor kind of way (to a third person's point of view). If a girl got force impreged, then it'd be just horrifying, period. That's why Dorkly didn't bring that up. If Dorkly used female character to be impreged, then there would have been flames all over this video, and you know it.
@@michaelsong5555 The words are "m-pregged" (a derivative of m-preg, which is an abbreviation of male-pregnancy) and "impregnated". Impreged is not a word.
Aww, that little chipmunk/squirrel? wife of Sonic is so loving and supportive, it actually made this video much more bearable than it otherwise would have been
There is a huge difference between normal Sonic fans and the 'Sonic Fandom' as they say. The Sonic fandom uses the franchise as a form of wish fulfillment instead of enjoying the series for what it is. I'm a huge fan of the Archie comics and I've played many of the Sonic games including obscure gems like Dark Brotherhood. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have fan character ideas from time to time as creating characters is a bit of a hobby of mine. However, I'd never do something like recolor an established characters with 1-2 odd design variations and call it 'art'.
Miles Per Hour.... Hm.... Miles.. Prower... Pr... ower.. AH! MILES PROWER! The reason why I get the joke is simple, misheard pronunciation. Tails' real name is kept but his last name is quite similar. If we divide the name into 2 parts; one is 1/3 and the other is 2/3, and decode it, we would find what it means. Pr = Per and Ower = Hour.
It’s based on the plot of Oldman Logan, impregnated echidnas are the sons of hulk with She-Hulk, Tails is Hawkeye without his vision, and that squirrel I don know what’s up with that but the part of the child and the dialogue it’s still the way the first issue goes. I don’t know if they would make a sequel but spoiler alert, the road trip it’s messed up
"Nice son you got there. Be a shame if he got...IMPREGNATED!" Holy $#!%, that is the most hilariously TERRIFYING threat I've ever heard!😅😨 EDIT: Oh WOW! This is the most liked comment I EVER had😮! Thank you guys SO much😊
Blaster master Well maybe not by conventional means, brother, BUT that Knuckles-lookin' "MPREG Greg" apparently has "preggo powers" of some sort. Probably something similar to that of the Midas touch👉🥇😲
Christ. They're going to end up delivering magic mushrooms or fire flowers to the Mushroom Kingdom Resistance only to be betrayed by one of the Waluigi's henchmen.
It took me all this time to realize MPreg Greg is actually Knuckles. He’s clearly nostalgic for the old days, hates the idea of being an MPreg character, but “if you ain’t fetish fan art, you ain’t nothing.” He let the fandom ruin him _just to survive_ . Damn.
You know what thanos says *”The hardest choices requires the strongest wills”*
No it’s impreg Greg not Mpreg Greg
@@professionalidiot1156 no it is mpreg
That is a very interesting theory.
You don't give us free reign, you're ass is patreon fodder. Have fun~
"The Blue Blur is dead. It's just Sonic now, Tails."
*That hit me.*
As soon as I saw this comment I saw the part where he said that
I felt that
Oof
Wolverin is dead. Its just logan now, barton.
Reminds me of Logan
Who else chuckled when sonic said “and his pregnant fellers”
Jhadira Teresa Sanchez Felizzola lol I did so hard I cried
PheenixGryphon like some form of initiation 😂😂😂
@この野郎 the creepy fans
@この野郎 don’t know.
@この野郎 each other by kissing impreg Greg and got super pregnant
Deviantart: where EVERYTHING has to be pregnant
I find it kinda odd that I almost never come across weird pics in it.
Any time I stumble upon some DeviantArt fan-art, it's either lame or actually pretty good (my laptop has an awesome pic of Fierce Deity Link vs Majora).
Although, I never actually go to the site to browse its contents, so I don't know much.
@@g.masterlordoftheg-force4770 I came across pissing (and other things) in your underwear fetish once. And then I end up in a fetish website of (real life, not drawings) models doing that. I had difficult eating for some weeks.
@@BNK2442 that must have sucked
could be the new motto
Yeah like impreg greg
This is horrifying, but horribly accurate
I need eye bleach after watching this. I don't care too much for mpreg.
It's honestly gross.
Good to know that the time Im answering this comment, its already been 9 months
@@gabriel55671 LOL!!!! Actually a baby in a woman's womb gestation period is actually 10 months. But I do see the joke you made. 😂😂😂😂😂
I see ! ! ! !
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Dorkly in the mean time can you do a shantae video?
Who thouhgt the song at the beiginning was Despacio
Dorkly wtf was this video.
Dorkly I really like the use of gerudo field
love that Gerudo Valley in the background
Austin John Plays oh hey
Hello dere
Oh hey Austin. And I knew that music sounded familiar...
Austin John Plays yeah me too
Austin John Plays Same, this is amazing.
You can literally Google your name plus "the hedgehog" and find someone's Sonic OC.
It worked for me as well.
Dear god. It worked.
What the frick, it works. This is so disturbing.
@Ferret45 That's probably because you have a name that sounds like a plunger unclogging a toilet.
Holy shit it does work. And my name is salvo lol
This is as interesting as this is uncomfortable.
Brandon Adrien This is why sonic committed sepaku after he went through the time portal in power up mix up...
I agree
Brandon Adrien yep
Jason Williams Exactly
Yep
The good
the bad
and the OC
you mean the Pregnant?
or The Good, The Bad, and The Pregnant.
Skooma Addict 😂😂😂😂
The good.
The bad.
And the impregnated.
There's no good only bad
Second time watching and I just realized the "huh neat" joke at the end being "huh feet"
2:35 "Miles Pr-ower" genius
Miles per hour
@@MirFor1 thank you it took me forever to realize
i'm glad they kept the sonic for hire voice actors as the official voices in all animations
grassinigrassini same, the previous Dorkly voice actor for Sonic felt really off with the Sfh design
Sonic for Hire Season 8
Oh hi mark
「Mr. Bones」 Dorkly didn't make Sonic For Hire..
Apollo Justice they use the same animation style and voice actors though
but still though this is a good idea
stomper1232 the only voice actor from Sonic For Hire i remember who voiced a character from Dorkly is the guy who voiced Tails.
Never thought of Sega as a giant protective wall against the fandom before.
thebahooplamaster Especially considering their name was on Sonic Forces.
thebahooplamaster they're the last line of defense.
We should have thanked them this whole time for making sure the fanbase doesn't take over
I mean, if they went bankrupt, wouldn't Sonic be public domain? It would make sense, I think
Maurício Gonçalves
Nope not at all.
It would probably sold to someone else.
I love these og voices for Sonic and Tails. The perfect voice duo, paired with a great duo. Good job Dorkly.
Yeah I’m glad they sticked with the SFH actor for Sonic rather then the previous Dorkly va for him, and the voice duo is so iconic they had them together in a Pokémon sees their variants video and even references their Sonic and Tails roles
@@stomper1232 exactly
That's enough internet for me today
So true.
Theriomancer I feel the same way
Yep
Preach
that is just the top of the iceberg
*What rabbit hole am I about to venture into...*
welcome to the dark timeline of the sonic franchise
One if the most deadly, dangerous and scarring rabbit holes in the multiverse. THE SONIC FANDOM!!! Which is almost as strange as the pokemon fandom.
HailedSpace25
The literal kind, dude... the *literal* kind.
the monstrous beast
I hate to say but there is literally not a single fandom more completely fucked than the sonic fandom. literally not a one. if there is a fetish, every sonic character has been portrayed with it. for every color and combination of colors, there is a sonic oc of that color. if there is a name, that name can be googled with "the hedgehog" to find a sonic oc.
The one where no one who ventured ever came back to tell the tale...
Because they were immediately admitted to a mental word for all of the weird and, quite honestly, wrong shit that they witnessed.
Old man Sonic? You mean, Sonic for Retire?
Gotem
HaaH GottoG
Huh.. Neat.. Or in this videos case.. Huh.. Feet.
Damn, why y’all do him like that? 😂
I like how this is just a big Old Man Logan Reference
NAAAAAH, no way.
@@zigfaust the name Logan is just turn to Sonic
wAiT, rEalLy?
@@theblackbasketball yes
Joanne villacorta I was being sarcastic
"Nice son you got theere...would be a shame if he were to get- impregnated"
😂😂😂
@Frank Gunderman All right...DOUBLE.
SonC H And if you ain’t got it my Fallopian tube Won’t be the only thing getting twisted
Draco the Anime Dragon XD
Knowing oldman Logan in the comics we know what's ganna happen.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m just gonna imagine this is an alternate future of Sonic For Hire.
Sonic For Retire.
starforcenetwork i LOVE ur pfp
*sees picture
Ah i see you are a man of culture as well
I’ve seen that one too
starforcenetwork ageo for the win
starforcenetwork Yea he is gonna need to retire....
*Looks at profile* yea about that I think someone is gonna be thrown into the gulag just about now
"Being a nine month pregnant MALE with no uterus to speak of put one in an unforgiving mood" I died XD
I both want to see more but am also terrified of what fandom horror we will see next.
Well....I did it and now I want to legally change my first name and bleach my eyes lol Why does this exist?!
chris Froat Deviants have many fetishes, sissification
You died and *then* you typed this comment? Amazing!
Seen the Undertale fandom?
2:13 I love how well the Gerudo Desert theme fits
Me too
Yes
LOZOTT
Threatening Sonic's son with impregnation?...
that's dark as hell lmao
Fbi open up
That is wrong even BEFORE the disturbing levels of weird
How tf? Do you get your son impreg
@@shinobidaniel_12 i think its better that we don't know how that happens
@@notredboi agreed just kill it and move on
Oh God that thumbnail...
But...
Whrre is pregnant Metal Sonic?
*points at Sonic Heroes' Final Boss, Metal Overlord*
Oh...
That sounds like a Theory... a Game Theor... wait, you're the pokemon Theory guy.
BUUUUUUTTTTTT PROTOOOOOOOOH!!!!!
ProtoMario NO MORE PREGNANCY
DEAR LORD
*I don't want to imagine what THEY did to Dr. Eggman*
The Raving Killer probably is
Or he is literally a blob of flesh like he was in that alternate timeline in Sonic for Hire.
or he is dead.
Bonus points if he turned into or is replaced by Eggette.
My money's on him just being dead, poor old Robotnik is the sort to thrive in order, as most true villains do. In a world without definite good+evil, his fragility as a person would make him a sitting duck in a trench-war.
“And They All Kissed-A-Kevin And Got-A Super Pregnant! The End!” -Luigi
Luigi caused this
@@professionalidiot1156 That goddamn monster....
The power of that kiss is...is unreal
@@professionalidiot1156 Luigi betrayed me.......
Wow this dark. Great video you guys are awesome.
Go read old man Logan. This is just a wolverine comic almost shot for shot
Thanks! This was a fun one
If you double your likes you get...
O_O
Sonic for Hire - Comic Book
The Metroid Trainer no Hedgehog for Hire
O dang its metroid trainer. I love your vids man.
He needs a job?
So he’s like, Sonic.....for hire
Arceus Lord of Creation I wish tails said that
Alright. Where is the door
Damn I miss that....
I love Sonic for hire and I think it's so cool Dorkly got the same voice actors for Sonic and Tails, who agrees with me
If this turns out to be the true canonical end to SFH, this universe may soon be a brighter one.
I love that Miles breaks character after realizing his name is a pun
the "Huh, feet" ending got me. i did not even see that coming 😂
Maybe it is a hint of an upcoming fetish. The Sonic fandom got a lot of foot fetish fanart.
Erich Scheidle or maybe it's a nod to the fact that sonic always says huh neat in all of the videos he's in.
I got that. But maybe it could also lead into the next fetish of the fandom.
You Sonic fans did this!! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!??
Silver/Nick Sonic fanboys ruin everything.
Surprised no one said fangirls yet ( I'm actually a female who likes that game. I just can't have my own account yet :\)
Tis true. Its always the fandom. Look at pokemon, mario, metroid. I've seen some sh*t
But seriously everyone these days are making sonics with scarfs
at least the sonic fan games are better than the mario fan games
Was watching this thinking it would make a great series, then was happy to see that it is!
Really looking forward to it!
Tacet the Terror reminds me of sonic for hireany years later
Tacet the Terror i
This is actually one of the most well made videos by dorkly. The music choice is especially good, with Gerudo Valley being the best one.
"Then they all kissed Kevin and got asuper pregnant."
DAMN YOU KEVIN!! XD
Haley Kitchin :D
Haley Kitchin
Luigi.
THE END!!!!!
Aahhh, I'm glad someone remembered this. Wait, omg. Impreg Greg is Kevin!! XD
Oh God, they made Old Man Logan even more horrifying!
Ya done diddly did it you maniacs! You put Coldsteel the Hedgeheg in charge of everything!
Nothin personnel kid
Thats PRESIDENT Coldsteel to you!
You forgot to add *whooosh*
I think you mean hedgeheg
*Hedgeheg
No One:
Literally No One:
Xatu :
*old man sonic part 69*
?
@@theblackbasketball He's referencing a quote from another Dorkly video hahah
haha i just come back from that video lmao
SHUT IT
“huh feet” the writing in this channel is so golden
;)
Wait I just got it-
It's the "Huh. Neat" meme dorky has from _Power-Up Mix-Up_
I find myself in the awkward position of wanting more and less of this. Let the nightmares commence.
Punder statement. May the fandom fill your brain until all u see is Inpreg Greg, and all of the horrors that this series has to offer. May God (or what ever holy thing exists that didn’t surrender to fandom) be with u
For some reason I almost read that last part as Nightcore remix which would not be out of place in something like this
thats a slippery slope till your playing corruption of champions or Changed
And let your mind go to the flow of weird fanart.
The Fallout known only as...
*DeviantArt*
Y’know, I’m just happy it’s the Sonic For Hire voice cast for this. Hope we see Jim, Big Gay Link and Eggman again. Maybe Homicidal Kirby goes all Venom symbiote and bonds to a T-Rex. Either way, this makes me happy
VikingFyre you know why I love being a nerd/geek? Because I can hear a sentence like this and I understand it perfectly.
i thought it WAS Sonic for hire but hes just old now? lol
Doran Levin We are of a higher order
Dude that is the most awesome thing I've heard in the comment section.
VikingFyre Venom T-Rex heh, I understood that reference
'My fallopian tubes won't be the only thing getting twisted'
-Knuckles
*Huh..feet*
😘
Dorkly woah
Was that a callback t--
*OH CMON DORKLY*
Oh no
I JUST got the Miles Prower thing too... after 17 years
I don’t get it. What does it mean?
Sebastian Ochoa miles per hour
Duplicity I got it after joining the sonic fandom but no OC
Duplicity same
I didn't get it, I read your comment, I looked at the name, it now makes sense to me. Thank you Afxtey.
This aint no place for no hero
This aint no place for a better man
This ain't no place for no hero
To call home
Every time I close my eyes, I think
I think about you inside
Borderland 2 reference, but not really
Every time I close my eyes, I think, I think bout you inside, and I think bout asking why, you try to make a fool out of me. Now I can’t see where you comin from, but I know just what you’re running from.
That’s all I memorized and some of it isn’t the best but there
This ain’t no place for a hero
Money don’t grow on trees
I got bills to pay mouths to feed ain’t nothing in this world for free oh I can slow down I can’t hold up oh you know I wish I could
Ps it’s a song not only a borderlands reference
Sonic sounds like hes from that the walking dead game.
*"That the"*
Yeah
I love how they take the tone deeper with sonic and tails lol. and how tails gets excited and his voice goes up lol
What walking dead meme
@@Skragzy yes, as in "that [T]he [W]alking [D]ead game" :v
This is legit Sonic For Hire part 2 I'm crying lmaooo
Fast_R_Killer I was looking for a comment saying this 😭😭
This. Same voices. We run into Robotnic and Earthworm Jim on this journey and I might literally cry.
I can't wait for the rest.
But will it be as good as sonic for hire?
It is the show we want, but not the one we deserve, ok maybe we do deserve.
Sonic for Hire : Old man Sonic
LOL I love how this a reference to the “Old man Logan” Comic book
Pandemic2all yep
I thought it was just me seeing the reference
I really hope at some point he does some edgy shit and proclaims "Huh, neat."
"huh, DAMN neat"
Huh , Feet. FETISH FANART
It took me a moment to realize that this is the exact same plot as Old Man Logan
It really is lmao, I hope Tails doesn't die early tho
Who's old man Logan
@@herecomesdatrain Wolverine
@@herecomesdatrain it is a comic set a in a post-apocaliptic future with an aged wolverine as protagonist.
The movie "Logan" is heavily inspired by this book.
@@thetombraiderfan
I wanted to find out who the Red Skull stand in would be.
Sonic for Hire voice cast. Yes.
DarkMetalMusic i think so
Tails is, but sonic?
It is, that's both of them. I'd recognize the voice of the world's biggest douche-bag hog anywhere.
Beautiful
DarkMetalMusic the same company so yeah
All this happened and shadow still thinks he’s the edgiest guy around
Well, he probably got edgyer over the years, seeing as how he's immortal amd having to watch his allies fall.
Cybernetic Husky I don't blame Shadow, I mean after all he did kill quite a few military men
the edgiest guy around is no longer shadow, it's Darkedgebloodsword
I wonder if he turned into some sort of 'Sarah Connor' type charichter, converting some of the edge into badassery. 🤔 That would be kinda cool, especially in that old-west setting.
Roger Ramius Sergei Alexander Chiang MacClintock This Isn’t old west tho, this was based on Old Man Logan, which takes place in the apocalyptic future
Old Man Sonic For Hire
You I just read that book old man logan
But it is a hulk game and tails is hawkeye
There it is
Jinx Productions lol
1:36 if you turn on captions it says “AVERT YOUR EYES”
For good reason too.
Shit i jst noticed it as well lmao
yeah greg literally hits sonic with a fetus thats still trapped in a rope made of guts
You don’t know anything about child birth, do you? Never heard of an umbilical cord?
Unfortunately I didn’t and know I am traumatised...
And at 3:12 it says "WAR FLASHBACKS"
*that Gerudo Valley theme though...*
TheTribalFreshie hell yeah my favorite
TheTribalFreshie IKR best Zelda theme
So a old Sonic the Hedgehog and a couple of fan made characters ehh??
Huh.. Neat.
JamesTheBrony/JTB huh... feet
War.
War never changes.
But it does get really messed up.
UgotoSan KanjiFreak as messed up as a settle ... I was ganna use a overused meme but
I took a arrow in the knee
Not after what happened last time....
The awkwardness is DELICIOUS.
So this is the sequel to Sonic for Hire
It is I Bling Bling Boy nope
The Crazy Curt Ghibli he give it up because he was bored
I’m really glad they keep using the same voices of the guys from sonic for hire.
The Crazy Curt Ghibli i don't think so
Andy Aguila yeah i wish they just bring back sonic for hire again already instead of using there voices in shorts
Holy shit... Miles per hour... in 20 years that I have known Sonic, I never actually thought about it... holy... shit...
SimonCleric Really?
It literally never crossed my mind. Not even once.
Type 99 & Tails good for you. I played sonic on the segadrive consoles and I also didn't notice it.
I'm 26 playing since age 4 on a master system, yet I too failed to catch the joke, so long cruel world.....
Took you long enough
How the sonic ended becoming a place were the pregnant, fatfurs, vore, gore, edgy mary sue and gary stus ocs are the most common things to find
you forgot the incest ones
Sonichu tricked Sonic in Spindashing part of his team believing they were Robotnik Robots so the OC-Fetishs won the great war.
Or the pedo ones who ship Sonic and Tails.
Well, look at the quality of Sonic the Hedgehog's games, comics, and TV shows. The franchise has basically nothing to offer to people who have taste, dignity, or self-respect, and never has. This is the kind of fandom you create over decades of relying on sloppy workmanship, disposable characters indistinguishable from children's OCs, careless plots that usually have no lasting importance, and increasing doses of low-quality edginess. Everything Sega has done with the franchise has emphasized not caring about lore problems, introducing and then forgetting about characters created solely for your own convenience, and marketing to a demographic full of people in the early stages of puberty specifically through the medium of self-important emotional over-indulgence (AKA Edginess). How do you figure that DOESN'T lead to a tidal wave of disposable fetish-oriented characters treating canon like their own personal cum rag?
Dorkly is a Sonic fan, I'm a Sonic fan. Not all Sonic fans are repugnant.
Darkly keeps putting out those fantastic pokedex videos, but THIS is the series I want more of.
"Huh, feet"
I see what you did there, Dorkly
Nebula647 furrys with foot fetish/paw fetish
Oh, I just got that.
Nebula647 oh my god
I haven’t been able to say “Huh” without saying “Neat” afterwards for a long time ranks to Dorkly.
isufriedl Ranks alot.
Ok that last line got a chuckle out of me.
"Huh, feet."
agreed
I guess you’re unlike knuckles
ChocolateChipp XD
Dargonhuman “Huh, neat.”
BRO THE OLD MAN LOGAN COMIC!!!!!!!
Starwarrior 001 I was looking for you guys
James Smith because it was obvious.. Or so I thought
Morgan Freeman The thing is that Most people would just parody the MOVIE, not the original thing.
Like with Civil War or Infinity War
BROTHERS! I HAVE FOUND YOU!
I knew someone would bring it up!
Sonic for hire except everyone is 100 years old
and pregnant
At least Soniqua got upgraded from an alien hedgehog thing to a squirrel hedgehog thing
@@starlite_the_cat_ That's not Soniqua. Soniqua and her mom are just memories now. Sonic was both saddened yet incredibly relieved after they died.
What did we learn kids ?
KILL THE DEVIANT ART DARK SIDE BEFORE IT KILL SONIC !
I honestly can't understand why, in 2018, there's still so many talented and dedicated artists using Deviant Art.
The vast majority of the site is just awful art, fetishes, fandom wars...
Only if that's what you are specifically looking for, I think. I've never had any issues with Deviant Art and only find the good stuff I'm looking for. Fandom Wars is kind of expected no matter what website you're on.
or perhaps send all of the beastiality wankers straight to the bloody asylum on arkham city and lock em up for good
+Jamie Cowley
I literally can't pass the main page without looking at furry inflation art.
I'll stick with Instagram and ArtStation, thank you.
@xDjinn x excuse me but...I doubt weebs would not get offended by that statement even if it was a joke...no matter how disgusting they are, the beastiality wankers still reigns the top of the food chain...I'm sorry....disgust list would be the proper word to use
"Old Man Sonic parts 2 and 3 coming up for the next two weeks!" 3 weeks ago
Yeah seriously, what happened?!
Now 4 weeks, thanks to him.
1 week = 1 year
obvioously
RIGHT!??
Joshua Waite Will release the same time as Peach's Revenge part 3.
And they never released another episode
Just be patient.
tracey mccoy if you say so...
@@Rad1antGeneralZelcina how
Cosmic black general Zelgius screw you this is awsome
RadiantGeneral Zelcina well ok that’s your opinion but why did you watch this then
Using a destroyed Caterkiller head for Tails' helmet was an amazing idea, keep it up!
So is this canon to the sonic for hire series?
Tony The Tiger i hope....
Didn’t you hear impreg Greg? Ain’t nobody give a hoot about canocity anymore
Mikey Mickendrow 🤣😭
Mikey Mickendrow 😂😂😂😭😭😭 Your comment made my night.
Arguably, But not so arguably ~yes.
Where's good old sonichu?
*Hello FBI, I'm calling for harassment. His name is Justin Y.*
Justin Y. She dead.
Justin Y. Hey, you’re here. Huh, neat.
Oof
I swear I see you on almost every video I watch
Every cancerous fandom are slowly getting stonger everyday
*bonetroustle increases* nya ha ha, spaghetti!
not as long as people hire furries to draw porn of them sadly
SinclairAtomos
Porn of robot killer furries. Ew...
Miwes traveler Ew indeed
Sadly
"It'd be a shame if he got... impregnated."
If Sonic's child was a she, it'll have a whole different meaning.
Nope
It still has the exact same meaning
Michael Song Nah, pretty much the same unless you’re talking about anatomically.
How would it be different? Pretty sure impregnation in stuff like that still uses the... semen injector.
@@werh227 While horrifying, if a male gets impreged, then it can be a bit amusing, in a dark humor kind of way (to a third person's point of view). If a girl got force impreged, then it'd be just horrifying, period. That's why Dorkly didn't bring that up. If Dorkly used female character to be impreged, then there would have been flames all over this video, and you know it.
@@michaelsong5555 The words are "m-pregged" (a derivative of m-preg, which is an abbreviation of male-pregnancy) and "impregnated". Impreged is not a word.
Miles Prower....Miles Per Hour?! Holy hell, I JUST got that too! 😮😮
Billy Hope ... Sigh. Looks like I'm last, again.
Billy Hope oh my god
Holy shit
....
I'm a huge Sonic fan since 1994 or 95 and I did notice a lot of weird things in the fandom and their OC's. This video is so true.
"no one gives a yiff about old characters anymore"
oh no
Please tell me what yiff is
It all started with fixing one horrible cgi in a movie XD
No, this started wayyyy more years ago
Old Man Sonic For Hire?
yes it is "Sonic for hire 2: The Fandom"
Craig Lennox where does it fit in the timeline?
Old man logan parody, so this happened in the far future where fanmade characters rise up
Frying and buying
Raven Slane empregging and begging
Aww, that little chipmunk/squirrel? wife of Sonic is so loving and supportive, it actually made this video much more bearable than it otherwise would have been
I think that's supposed to be sally acorn...?
No more likely she's one of those little animals Sonic frees after defeating Robotnik at the end of every zone. I guess she was particularly grateful
@@agentfreshdasquid3568 that’s because that is sally from the British comic called sonic the comic
@@Floura_Rose Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought about that.
Probably just another series dorkly would never finish
How right you are
@DanielEndless 200 million give or take 🤔
OLD MAN SONIC
PART... 69
I never really made a Sonic oc, just made the head and left it there...
The only time Sonic OCs were canon was Forces
You did the right thing
What the hell have you wrought, Sonic fans..?
There is a huge difference between normal Sonic fans and the 'Sonic Fandom' as they say. The Sonic fandom uses the franchise as a form of wish fulfillment instead of enjoying the series for what it is. I'm a huge fan of the Archie comics and I've played many of the Sonic games including obscure gems like Dark Brotherhood. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have fan character ideas from time to time as creating characters is a bit of a hobby of mine. However, I'd never do something like recolor an established characters with 1-2 odd design variations and call it 'art'.
Kyle Pessell I know, it was a joke.
sonic
*V O R E*
Apparently hell is what they wrought
Miles Per Hour.... Hm....
Miles.. Prower...
Pr... ower..
AH! MILES PROWER!
The reason why I get the joke is simple, misheard pronunciation. Tails' real name is kept but his last name is quite similar. If we divide the name into 2 parts; one is 1/3 and the other is 2/3, and decode it, we would find what it means. Pr = Per and Ower = Hour.
Edgy...
Miles Edgeworth
lololololololol
I still don't get it
@@spaghetti6781 That truly is sad.
peter banner it's sad you don't get it
It's miles prower
Miles per hour
Hmm is Luigi behind all this pregnanted characters? 😏
RogerTheBandit8 no,no, NO.
RogerTheBandit8 and they all kissed and got a super pregnant
Luigi being the main antagonist would probably be perfect for this given that info.
RogerTheBandit8 how?
I think you mean, impregnated. We can't handle another misspelling video.
This is why Sonic Deviantart should be ashamed of themselves. and this is a good post apocalypse storyline.
How do i delete memories?!
roofiecolatta
Step 1 get gun
Step 2 put gun in mouth
Step 3 pull trigger
Step 4 ???
Step 5 profit
Red _Helm Just bash your head!
Red _Helm You watch this over and over until it arouses you.
Its called a bullet to the brain....
Something tells me Ugandan knuckles might ask the way
...
Mixey
Iam not a ugandan knucles iam a DECEPTICON KNUCLES
DO YOU KNOW DA WAE
It's a "dead meme"
Yeah I could sadly see that happening
Cancer
Uganden knuckles is part of the fandom so most likely
Old sonic for hire lol
FINALLY I COMMENT ABOUT SONIC FOR HIRE
When it said "Sonic the hedgehog is just a distant memory" it hit hard because it was my childhood game
Someone please explain why i enjoyed this
dopamine
Downs
because it's some good stuff?
Someone please explain why somebody WOULDN'T like this
everyone loves pregnant knuckles
Is this supposed to be an old man Logan thing?
Yes :)
Looks like it. Even Greg is a reference to the Hulk Family.
Yup
It’s based on the plot of Oldman Logan, impregnated echidnas are the sons of hulk with She-Hulk, Tails is Hawkeye without his vision, and that squirrel I don know what’s up with that but the part of the child and the dialogue it’s still the way the first issue goes. I don’t know if they would make a sequel but spoiler alert, the road trip it’s messed up
Edher Ulises Romero Rodríguez What happened to Hawkeye was so damn sad. Despite the U.S.A being run by villains he still wanted to be a hero.
"Nice son you got there. Be a shame if he got...IMPREGNATED!"
Holy $#!%, that is the most hilariously TERRIFYING threat I've ever heard!😅😨
EDIT: Oh WOW! This is the most liked comment I EVER had😮! Thank you guys SO much😊
alsween218 Oh my god yes! Wiped the smile right off my face.
Hilarifying!
;D
Wait...boys can't be preggo...
Blaster master Well maybe not by conventional means, brother, BUT that Knuckles-lookin' "MPREG Greg" apparently has "preggo powers" of some sort. Probably something similar to that of the Midas touch👉🥇😲
Neo TricksterZero (Path Of Neo) Well they carry the eggs the females lay in their pouches until they hatch to be REALLY technical.
"be a shame if he got... Impregnated"
What an absolute horrifying thing to say
Still subscribed, at least this is related why I subscribed
Y-..
You could just move in with Mario.
Pixelcraftian *Ever Since the day of the outbreak, Mario didn't stand a chance...*
He killed mario rememeber... On that tragic day.....
Will Reaper *Maybe he'll be resurrected by the fandom...*
Christ. They're going to end up delivering magic mushrooms or fire flowers to the Mushroom Kingdom Resistance only to be betrayed by one of the Waluigi's henchmen.
I'm just hoping that at some point we see Young Sonic appear through Chrono Trigger's Time Portal. That'd be a neat tie in.
They finally finished it boys