HOLY SHIT. I studied game design and the dude who made Dinner Date showed up one day to tell about his game, in the Netherlands back in 2010. No way did I ever expect to see it again years later. Memory unlocked
That's pretty funny lol, how was the presentation? How is the Dutch gaming market right now? I just started working in IT and I would love to work at a gaming company, even though I might need to work on my skillset before I do that
I feel like falcon originally made a 30 minute video on number ten then the rest of the crew convinced him to add another 9 games instead, the hate is real 🤣
MK vs DC Universe was fun. It also revitalized the MK series and gave birth to the Injustice series where they have cameos from the other universe. Joker was in MK11 and Subzero, Scorpion, and Raiden were in the Injustice series as DLC.
I agree to an extent. It WAS very fun and a unique crossover game for its time, however it being part of the MK universe didnt make sense as it felt like they went for more of a child friendly MK, after years of blood and semi-gorey fighting. Again, game was fun, but the 'child-friendly' take wasnt the greatest idea
That Nathan Morgan content was TOP TIER 😂 when Falcon revealed that the game is about an hour long I nearly did a spit take. Thanks for the laughs gameranx!
Honestly, the DC and MK game hit its target audience. When me and my buddies were little kids we absolutely loved it lol. It was so stupid that it was awesome lmao.
You know your mind, who you were vs who you are; respect! Some can't get past their nostalgia to find fault with past loves. It's better to remember those times & realize we embraced that stanky jank bc we didn't know any better.👍👍
@@lukamagicc lol you need to read what I wrote again. In the 2nd sentence I'm showing how "nostalgia" & "past loves" are synonymous. I find it unlikely anyone has nostalgia for things they hate. My comment had 0 to do with hating anything btw
As someone who knows english as my second language I thought I lost my ability to understand English when I heard the dialogues in the first game lmao 😂
I thought for sure Saints Row 2022 would be on this list. Then I saw the first entry and realized we were in a realm far beyond what Saints Row could hope to achieve
Saint's Row 2022 wasn't horrendous. It was painfully goofy and cringe. This list is about games that should never have seen the light of day. I can't believe The Quiet Man wasn't mentioned.
@@williamyoung9401 what you are describing is saints row after it became popular. 1 and 2 were great games, in some ways, better than modern GTA games. sure GTA is beter. but the customization, the characters, the depth, i felt more involved in saints rows story than any GTA story...great games. then 3 came out and started doing some reboot computer virus gameplay shit.
I only know about him second hand from OneyPlays and their excessively nasal impression of avgn, maybe not funny to everyone but it does make me laugh everytime
Some of these games leave me with the impression that the creator couldn't cut it as a filmmaker, so they resigned themselves to game development, which also meant they burnt through their therapist budget so they incorporated all their angst and depression into a brooding lead protagonist.
I have to say you've made my morning Falcon. Gameranx videos are my go to for my morning commute to work. I haven't laughed so hard while driving. I am SURE i look like a maniac to everyone i pass. 😂
Unhinged vibes Then we wonder why things are so wild now,often world had to experience all these terrible forms of media I’m convinced it a form of BrainRot
Want to print money with a Fast and Furious game? Make it like Burnout 3/Paradise. Have an open world where you complete story missions, but also have seprate modes like crash mode etc.
Dear Falcon (the 'bird'), this is by far the funniest dialogue I have ever heard from your videos. Every time I'd finish laughing, you move down the list and the next entry is even funnier. I was having dinner when watching this and I just kept bursting into laughter. 😂😂😂
BBBRRROOO!!! Ive never laughed so hard😂😂😂. "Oh No it's Robert! NOOOO!!!!"..*she falls down*........Police officer nonchalantly, "You ok lady?" 😂😂😂 Im in tears
If they made that Dinner Date game with controls like Surgeon Simulator that could actually be a hilarious game, but they also would have to add your date as an NPC 😂
I think there should be some mention of Injustice: Gods Among Us while talking about MK vs DC. It was a really solid fighint game that came later and it even had some Mortal Kombat characters that fit in.
23:45 - "This one ends one way - only one of us is going back to that farm." Well, then that leaves two ways it can end. I mean, I'm no mathematician but I'm fairly sure two is more than one.
I'm honestly surprised there isn't a good Fast & Furious game. It's GTA, G.I Joe, and Avengers (kinda, and you can't prove me wrong) all wrapped into one, so everything you need for a banger is there. So baffling. 😂
Falcon I pray you never get exposed for some crazy controversy cause you are one of the few positive RUclipsrs I enjoy and like watching. Please stay a good person. Sincerely, An overwhelmed human
@@Telsun78Facts! My friend and I always play injustice if they have it at the arcade. I’m glad they included Mortal Kombat characters I was so happy when I got scorpion’s game card. 😂
One of my favorite lines actually comes from Plumbers. "Take your damn clothes off!" I don't know why but that line makes me laugh hard, even when used out of context.
I guarantee you he hasn't played even half the games he mentions in any of these kinds of lists. I say that because the shit he says about them sometimes is so painfully off the mark and factually inaccurate that the only way you could say it is if you were just reading a script that was written using info some dipshit intern skimmed google to look up.
ok, wow.... I think that shitty detective game wasn't just voiced by AI, but written, programmed, and produced by AI. I think the only human interaction in its creation was someone clicked the Start button on their screen to make the AI make the game.
Anthem was painful for me. Boring combat, basic and repetitive mission, awful story, and mediocre loot that all looks and feels the same. It was a proof of concept sold for $60. I don’t know how it doesn’t count as fraud.
I loved anthem. Was excited for 2.0 but then ea dropped it, that was a shady move. I agree it could count as fraud, bc they still selling it in this unfinished state!
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I don’t think Falcon has ever spent this amount of time on a number 10 entry. He REALLY must hate that game
Sounds like his orga s m s don't last 1hr 🥹
There's practically no way the dialogue (and maybe even most of the game itself) isn't AI generated.
Lol agreed
You should listen to him talk about Anthem
Nathan Morgan is the name of his creepy uncle
HOLY SHIT. I studied game design and the dude who made Dinner Date showed up one day to tell about his game, in the Netherlands back in 2010. No way did I ever expect to see it again years later. Memory unlocked
Id be pissed if he was presenting that game to me😂😂😂
That's actually awesome
Did they invite him to show an example of what not to do?
Ok.. so what did he say about the game??
That's pretty funny lol, how was the presentation?
How is the Dutch gaming market right now? I just started working in IT and I would love to work at a gaming company, even though I might need to work on my skillset before I do that
I feel like falcon originally made a 30 minute video on number ten then the rest of the crew convinced him to add another 9 games instead, the hate is real 🤣
😅
He could have given that one it's own video lol
In all fairness, I'd be up to listen Falcon tear this game appart for thirty minutes or even more. This segment was hilarious!^^
Fr that just all felt way too personal for him what he had to say about it. 😂
Agreed
MK vs DC Universe was fun. It also revitalized the MK series and gave birth to the Injustice series where they have cameos from the other universe. Joker was in MK11 and Subzero, Scorpion, and Raiden were in the Injustice series as DLC.
Facts. This game was literally so fun. Underrated
@@turnerlee6602Yeah, I don't understand why this is on here and not the Saints Row reboot.
At first i thought you meant injustice comics until looked twice at "dlc" 😂
I agree to an extent. It WAS very fun and a unique crossover game for its time, however it being part of the MK universe didnt make sense as it felt like they went for more of a child friendly MK, after years of blood and semi-gorey fighting. Again, game was fun, but the 'child-friendly' take wasnt the greatest idea
"I don't want to hear about orgasms".
Spoken like a true gamer. 😂
yess
If true game means incel.. then yeah.
Lmao at the "This person hates her job and yet needs to remain in the same place to continue doing it.... suspicious."
"You okay lady" was pure gold... And then the rest of the scene played out.. Holy ishh lllolol
That Nathan Morgan content was TOP TIER 😂 when Falcon revealed that the game is about an hour long I nearly did a spit take. Thanks for the laughs gameranx!
The "you okay lady?" at 30:03 was funnier than it should have been.
Where did they go with that stretcher so fast? It's GONE!
😂😂😂😂
“I know the 2 of them, they’re friends, what happened I don’t believe this.” 🤣 that delivery just kills me. Reminds me of The Room’s “hi doggy” scene.
@@drgonzo123 "I did not hit her, I did not! Oh, hi Mark."
😂
This collection was soooo nice to chuckle to. The frustration on Falcon's voice on #10 cracks me up. 🤣
Fr that sounded so personal to him lol
@@DubberRucks Yeah you could sense his blood pressure rising with that one.
That description of the two playable characters in fast and the furious had me laughing.
"One hates technology...the other...get this, likes it" 😅
Can we all take a second to pity gameranx for playing all these games? They really do the unspeakable for our entertainment.
We played so you don’t have to! Lol :)
Proves that every industry has a bottom,...and a basement.
"a weirdly-proportioned slab of meat" this is the kind of premium writing I come here for. Please, Falcon, keep going as you do.
*proportioned
@@doodwhathow Oh apparently I just misheard, I already thought it sounded weird lmao
Weird thing is, he looks like a cheaply modeled Sebastian Stan...
Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties triggered my memory of Mad Dog McCree, with the live-action cutscenes of bandits falling over when shot.
Nathan Morgan got the combined powers of Nathan Drake and Arthur Morgan ....
What a chad
😂👍
But can’t climb
every character looks like that gen z skit on tiktok 😂😂
Unfortunately, it was a messed up fusion dance, and so he got all the drawbacks and none of the strengths.
@@akl2k7 indeed
Honestly, the DC and MK game hit its target audience. When me and my buddies were little kids we absolutely loved it lol. It was so stupid that it was awesome lmao.
You know your mind, who you were vs who you are; respect!
Some can't get past their nostalgia to find fault with past loves. It's better to remember those times & realize we embraced that stanky jank bc we didn't know any better.👍👍
@@favoritemustard3542I don’t think “can’t get past their nostalgia” is the phrase you’re looking for but I get it
@lukamagicc how would you phrase my inent?
@@favoritemustard3542 nostalgia would be the thing that this guy is showing. Not the reason people hate it lol.
@@lukamagicc lol you need to read what I wrote again. In the 2nd sentence I'm showing how "nostalgia" & "past loves" are synonymous. I find it unlikely anyone has nostalgia for things they hate. My comment had 0 to do with hating anything btw
As someone who knows english as my second language I thought I lost my ability to understand English when I heard the dialogues in the first game lmao 😂
English is my primary language, and I felt the same way. 😆
As an English speaker I too can confirm that was indeed nonsense to the ears. 😂
That the kinda stuff you play to make a room of professors fall over.
stroke speedrun
"I am a mother, just as a mother is to her children, I am to them." is a beautiful Discordian koan.
I thought for sure Saints Row 2022 would be on this list.
Then I saw the first entry and realized we were in a realm far beyond what Saints Row could hope to achieve
Saint's Row 2022 wasn't horrendous. It was painfully goofy and cringe. This list is about games that should never have seen the light of day. I can't believe The Quiet Man wasn't mentioned.
@@williamyoung9401there is some fun to be had in the game but you just have to turn off your brain
@@williamyoung9401SR2022 has massive bugs throughout the game. What are you talking about?
@@williamyoung9401 they've mentioned it before in similar lists
@@williamyoung9401 what you are describing is saints row after it became popular.
1 and 2 were great games, in some ways, better than modern GTA games. sure GTA is beter.
but the customization, the characters, the depth,
i felt more involved in saints rows story than any GTA story...great games.
then 3 came out and started doing some reboot computer virus gameplay shit.
I feel like with Nathan Morgan: Dilemma. The devs didn't do much thinking or research on how a detective game should be.
ChatGPT could have done a better job. 💀
This is some of Falcon's best work lmao
You can feel his hate in every spoken word
He is getting more visceral as the years go on, isn't he? 🦅 (You should complain to Google there isn't a Falcon emote)
agreed his best video imo
Some games really are that bad. Companies should pay us to play them.
2:48 The notion of every single character aggressively praising a character that we literally never meet is some unintentionally surreal comedy gold.
My first memory of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is AVGN screaming **WHAT WERE THEY THINKINGGGGGGGGGGG????**
AVGN moment
legendary episode that one
I only know about him second hand from OneyPlays and their excessively nasal impression of avgn, maybe not funny to everyone but it does make me laugh everytime
Legit 1-to-1 copy of that exact audio plays in my head whenever reading those words.
That train in F&F was MOVING
gameranx top10 is my cup of tea before bed time
Found the Australian! Or something
Dude it’s 17:50. Far from bedtime
@SuperNovaHeights you're either stupid or aren't witty enough to make a decent joke. Do better
Nothing better thab caffeine before bed
lol this game out at noon my time
Some of these games leave me with the impression that the creator couldn't cut it as a filmmaker, so they resigned themselves to game development, which also meant they burnt through their therapist budget so they incorporated all their angst and depression into a brooding lead protagonist.
Falcon just absolutely demolishing games i haven’t even heard of brings me joy 🤣
Fr. I would watch a whole series of him being forced to play and then destroy bad games. 💀
The way Falcon says "Jake Conway" cracks me tf up 🤣
It's is appropriate that Falcon is presenting this list cause all ten of these games are bird droppings.
It's is, indeed 😊
To be fair falcons voice is just AI
@@SatiricalStocks So is mine. I use a vintage speak n spell.
@@SatiricalStocks is that why he sounds like Will Arnett ?
I like this comment but I took away my like so we can keep it at 117
20:15 May be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Such an AWFUL attempt at making a "severed head."
"You ok lady?" Got me😂
And that awkward silence after 😆 🤣 😂 man I almost lost it
Genuine lol on that one
Seriously hilarious 🤣🤣
yo, that was wild!! 😂
I have to say you've made my morning Falcon. Gameranx videos are my go to for my morning commute to work. I haven't laughed so hard while driving. I am SURE i look like a maniac to everyone i pass. 😂
The bots are in full swing!
If only Nathan Morgan was around to help lol
ikr
😂😂😂
It would be hilarious if the bots stole this comment, too.
At least the Google search engine works. Oh wait...
IM HERE!!! not joking its my actual name
The flying head really got me 😀made my day! Thank you.
That was so lazy, like a cut-&-paste of a head graphic lol
The head flying out the window was some wild shit😭😭
Unhinged vibes
Then we wonder why things are so wild now,often world had to experience all these terrible forms of media
I’m convinced it a form of BrainRot
"What happened😐? I don't believe this.😐" Classic!!
Want to print money with a Fast and Furious game? Make it like Burnout 3/Paradise. Have an open world where you complete story missions, but also have seprate modes like crash mode etc.
I don't even like F&F and I'd play that.
Seemed road rash like to me
Falcon, this is officially my favorite video of the year so far. So hilarious. Thanks for taking one for the team on this!!
Nathan Morgan, what a legend.
*sells 10 000 copies after this*
"A.I..."
"Shut up, Caboose." -Red vs Blue (R.I.P. Rooster Teeth).
@@williamyoung9401 No no. They don't deserve a RIP. Shit company filled with creeps.
thanks!... It's actually my name
'This boy is not normal.'
Simply amazing
Huge respect to gameranx for going through the pain of playing all these to give us a good video!
Dear Falcon (the 'bird'), this is by far the funniest dialogue I have ever heard from your videos. Every time I'd finish laughing, you move down the list and the next entry is even funnier. I was having dinner when watching this and I just kept bursting into laughter. 😂😂😂
The dialogue in that Nathan Morgan game is the most poetic stuff I’ve ever heard. 🤣
Ones black ones white... Finally someone not afraid of pointing out the obvious! Great work!
In this sense, Dinner Date is not a game, but rather the developer's processing of trauma
The "I am a mother like a mother is a mother" line took me out
I'm almost certain Ride to Hell was made solely to capitalize on the popularity of Sons of Anarchy when it released
Yeah I’ve heard that game is absolute trash
The Angry Joe Show had one of their best episodes reviewing Ride To Hell, lol.
When played it on 360 it was really jittery , now I know the 360 can do alot better .
@williamyoung9401 - glad someone else remembers that review. Gold. Just gold. 🤣
@@williamyoung9401oh my god, the angry joe show, i haven’t heard that in sooooo long. core memory re-unlocked
BBBRRROOO!!! Ive never laughed so hard😂😂😂. "Oh No it's Robert! NOOOO!!!!"..*she falls down*........Police officer nonchalantly, "You ok lady?" 😂😂😂 Im in tears
If they made that Dinner Date game with controls like Surgeon Simulator that could actually be a hilarious game, but they also would have to add your date as an NPC 😂
That game already exists, it's called Table Manners
The splat sound on The Ring: Terrors Realm absolutely killed me 😂
As someone who hasn't played Balan Wonderworld, the most frustrating aspect to me is that it wasn't called Balan Wonderland.
I didn't realise I'd mentally autocorrected it until finding this comment.
Honestly I didn't realize until I read this comment
The whole segment of Falcon talking about Nathan Morgan is by far one of the best Gameranx moments of all time
that nathan morgan segment was so long that i thought the whole video was about that one game alone 😂😂
15:30 But we have injustice games. DC is most certainly a fighting game.
Can’t say I was expecting to hear my full government name on today’s gameranx video…
😂 You should sue for slander.
Turns out there's a hidden option to just make Jake piss on the fence which shorts it out and saves about 239 innocent people at the power plant.
Gotta love bad video game logic. 😂
I think there should be some mention of Injustice: Gods Among Us while talking about MK vs DC. It was a really solid fighint game that came later and it even had some Mortal Kombat characters that fit in.
We also had Justice League Task force back in '95. Genesis version is playable, SNES version is terrible (much like Shaq Fu).
23:45 - "This one ends one way - only one of us is going back to that farm."
Well, then that leaves two ways it can end. I mean, I'm no mathematician but I'm fairly sure two is more than one.
Thank you Gameranx for making this list and suffering for our entertainement while making it.
This is one of the best gameranx videos I've seen in a long time. And #10 looks like a masterpiece. You can tell that Falcon absolutely loved it.
I'm honestly surprised there isn't a good Fast & Furious game. It's GTA, G.I Joe, and Avengers (kinda, and you can't prove me wrong) all wrapped into one, so everything you need for a banger is there. So baffling. 😂
Yeah, its soo weird that many famous action movies concept barely made it to a game
There is a good F&F game, but it's on PS2 and seems to simply carry the F&F title. Plays more like a Wangan tuner game
My gaming backlog just got bigger
Are you a Penguinz0 alt account trying to ensure your bad games nights never end?
Thank Gabe for Steam sales! 😂
😂😂😂😂
Masochist! Embrace the suck.
@32:31 I can't stop laughing 🤣
It was painful to watch this video about these games.. actually playing them has got to be brutal
Falcon I pray you never get exposed for some crazy controversy cause you are one of the few positive RUclipsrs I enjoy and like watching.
Please stay a good person.
Sincerely,
An overwhelmed human
falcon started on a warpath with number 10 already
Fr that felt somehow personal and, maybe, a lot shorter rant than they had time for. 😂
Seeious who made those forst 2 games
"You try it while driving blind. I can't see a thing here"
"I see them"
Top tier writing
This could be a list of every FIFA game.
Or Madden. The Angry Joe Show does the best analysis of that franchise.
31:17 Did they throw the piano down a flight of stairs or a midi version of a bag of cats?
Now the opposite: 10 Smartest That Were PAINFUL TO PLAY
I like these longer half an hour Gameranx videos. Good stuff!
I loved Mortal Kombat vs DC 😅😂
It paved the way for the awesome Injustice series and that's something big as well. ^.^
@@Telsun78Facts! My friend and I always play injustice if they have it at the arcade. I’m glad they included Mortal Kombat characters I was so happy when I got scorpion’s game card. 😂
🤦🏾♂️
Watching Oneyplays play Plumbers Don't Where Ties was a great experience
If superman 64 isn't on this list, it's not valid.
Yeah can’t believe the devs thought that game was good enough to sell
That's a good point.
Wow, what a piece of crap.
But that game wasn’t dumb, just bad. Like ET.
Going though rings as Superman is dumb.
Supes64 is on every other list, so let's just let your comment be it's "Dishonorable Mention" lol
Hearing Falcon laugh like that at 1:50 made my day. Thank you :)
Thanks for watching! :)
Bro I can tell how much falcon hates the first one 😂😂😂
That game looks lazy af
Nah that shit had me in tears 😭😭
Agreed. I wonder how much was edited out for time because that sounded personal for him 😂
@@DubberRucks fr 😂😂
Crying is not Enough is the Greek Game of the Year awardee of 2018, I believe.
Black Ops 6 is going to have to go pretty hard to top the "Drinking a Glass of Wine" set piece.
@16:00 kano rolling back jumping 12 ft in rhe air landing on wonder woman womb while she screams like a pig in the back.😂😂😂
TWD Destinies could have been a great game if it was made by a competent developer
Falcon, thank you for service. You definitely took one for the team reviewing / playing these games.
This was funny, def do a part 2!
Agreed. What about The Quiet Man?
Hellnah bro MK vs DC doesn’t belong here may have been kinda cheesy but forever holds a place in my heart
Yes. MK vs. DC was not great but without it we would not have gotten the Injustice games, which were great.
If there is one way to make me lose interest in a game rapidly, it's a quote from Ayn Rand
Wow, now there’s a hot take on a subject I’ve never pondered.
I love the triple emphasis on Night Trap 😂
One of my favorite lines actually comes from Plumbers. "Take your damn clothes off!" I don't know why but that line makes me laugh hard, even when used out of context.
I hope Falcon gets paid well to play such crappy games. Thanks for taking one for the team, Birdman!
I guarantee you he hasn't played even half the games he mentions in any of these kinds of lists. I say that because the shit he says about them sometimes is so painfully off the mark and factually inaccurate that the only way you could say it is if you were just reading a script that was written using info some dipshit intern skimmed google to look up.
@Astraeus either that or your butthurt about MK vs DC? Just bc it was mocked a bit doesn't mean it has no merit. 👍
31:48 I couldn't hold my laugh at this one 😭
Did I miss Gollum? Guaranteed anyone who played that would swear it's the most painful game ever!
I think we all know how bad Gollum is. These are classic abominations, lol.
I was hoping this video would never end
Let's not forget "The Day Before" from FNTASTIC 🤣
And their excellent apology where they maintained they "never took money from anybody" 🤣 🤦♂️
@@DubberRucks oh you know.... "Shit happens" 🤷🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
ok, wow.... I think that shitty detective game wasn't just voiced by AI, but written, programmed, and produced by AI. I think the only human interaction in its creation was someone clicked the Start button on their screen to make the AI make the game.
Full gameranx playthrough of Nathan Morgan when?
Oh no! LOL
hated every job before gameranx....respect for this guy!
Hey Gameranx. What music do you use for these lists? I've always been curious.
Hey
This is without a doubt my favorite channel please keep up the consistency ❤
30:20 is the best
I know right 😂
This episode is absolutely hilarious. I feel like Falcon really had to go through something to make this.
Anthem was painful for me. Boring combat, basic and repetitive mission, awful story, and mediocre loot that all looks and feels the same. It was a proof of concept sold for $60. I don’t know how it doesn’t count as fraud.
I loved anthem. Was excited for 2.0 but then ea dropped it, that was a shady move. I agree it could count as fraud, bc they still selling it in this unfinished state!