How to All Hit Elden Ring

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • A detailed guide on beating Elden Ring and the DLC while getting hit by everything.
    Done on the most recent version of Elden Ring and the DLC
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  • @ymfah
    @ymfah  11 дней назад +779

    🗿🗿🗿
    Discussion Thread : www.reddit.com/r/ymfah/comments/1f8rc4r/how_to_all_hit_elden_ring/

    • @eduardoalves7631
      @eduardoalves7631 11 дней назад +11

      my favorite RUclipsr, great vid

    • @JimMilton-ej6zi
      @JimMilton-ej6zi 11 дней назад +1

      Pp

    • @dylanmcshane9976
      @dylanmcshane9976 11 дней назад +1

      Awesome vid as always dude. Youre one of the few if not the only one who has unique ideas for souls games. Mint presentation as well. Seems everyone is just copying others.

    • @chiccengreen1867
      @chiccengreen1867 11 дней назад +2

      you should have 10 trillion views my king you inspire me i will do in ds3 now

    • @hannesminnich7271
      @hannesminnich7271 11 дней назад +4

      Radahns Meteor is insane. It straight up one Shot other mid and end Game Bosses. Trying to endure that is straight up suicide. Björn the Bear's Channel Shows that perfectly, he puts the Bosses against each other in his Videos

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 11 дней назад +2535

    Super-tank builds in Elden Ring feel like a passive aggressive response to someone saying "just don't get hit" unironically.

    • @notspacekeeper
      @notspacekeeper 11 дней назад +54

      That was the thrust of Bushy's video last year.

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 10 дней назад +10

      ​@@notspacekeeper great video

    • @nerdyspinosaurid
      @nerdyspinosaurid 10 дней назад +26

      funnily enough one boss in this is done by just not getting hit anyway

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 10 дней назад +28

      It's also a passive aggressive response to soulslikes in general, if you think about it

    • @steelwind2334
      @steelwind2334 9 дней назад +3

      just get a shield with good poise
      you dont need all this trash buffs rebufing every sec

  • @Bernarkin
    @Bernarkin 11 дней назад +5933

    Bleeding: 🗿
    Also, having the Bandai logo on the background was possibly the funniest thing

    • @oakleyves
      @oakleyves 11 дней назад +373

      the effects are so intense that they’re literally a perfect greenscreen

    • @exhaustive_the_sixth
      @exhaustive_the_sixth 11 дней назад +142

      @@oakleyves so intense that someone might have severe retina damage
      *reference to How to beat Skyrim with BOW only*

    • @zoubaey3669
      @zoubaey3669 11 дней назад +5

      ++

    • @flipperjr.3822
      @flipperjr.3822 11 дней назад +53

      ye olde days, Everytime you open the game...
      Then the shadow of erdtree cast itself upon everything, even the logo, saving us all from it's blinding radiance.

    • @Rodrigo-pj2qo
      @Rodrigo-pj2qo 11 дней назад +9

      That's why they changed it

  • @michaeltaylor8698
    @michaeltaylor8698 11 дней назад +1632

    The "put these foolish ambitions to rest" line is way funnier when Margit claps you for trying to pull some ridiculous build / challenge

    • @kuunibyou7642
      @kuunibyou7642 9 дней назад +34

      I just like to believe they put that dialog specialize for anyone who always do ridiculous run like ymfah lol

  • @arthurhex
    @arthurhex 11 дней назад +469

    Love fromsoft games, the answer to “can I beat the game in this bizarre stupid way” is almost always “yes, with effort.”

    • @zt7044
      @zt7044 6 дней назад +6

      effort is a big word for this. it's so incredibly effective it should be put in front of anyone complaining about difficulty clockwork orange style

    • @alexdmc3687
      @alexdmc3687 6 дней назад

      ​@@zt7044 it's not a big word if you think carefully. Yes, this could be the best example of broken playstyle of all we know, but i assume you've already seen the insane amount of steps this guide has just to unlock this playstyle. You must first acquire a lot of knowledge to reach this point. You need to put some effort to do it.

    • @noshua2326
      @noshua2326 4 дня назад +4

      hardest part of the build is doing the buff setup lol

    • @AshtranDubs
      @AshtranDubs 3 дня назад

      bug exploits*

  • @Gutz13_7
    @Gutz13_7 11 дней назад +129

    I do not believe there has ever been a colder line in an Elden Ring vídeo than: "Trade with Radahn... and WIN"

    • @calliecalamity8787
      @calliecalamity8787 4 дня назад +9

      With the health back it really felt like radahn vs Melania 2.0

  • @SaganTheKhajiit
    @SaganTheKhajiit 11 дней назад +3938

    That Radahn bit made me feel my brain actually get smoother with each passing second.

  • @could-it-be
    @could-it-be 11 дней назад +868

    - How are you so good at the game, have you been practicing dodging?
    - What? You can dodge in this game?

    • @axllow3914
      @axllow3914 9 дней назад +25

      -You can run in this game?

    • @MgMast3r
      @MgMast3r 8 дней назад +12

      Ppl who say can't get very in tanky in Elden Ring compared to Dark souls one clearly haven't explored their options :)

    • @DamianReloaded
      @DamianReloaded 8 дней назад +6

      -You can walk in this game?

    • @carlitobrigante6172
      @carlitobrigante6172 7 дней назад +3

      like me, when i finish 3th run of ds2 and read about ADP XDDD

    • @cyber_xiii3786
      @cyber_xiii3786 12 часов назад

      @@MgMast3r I think people don't realize you can be super tanky in ER because compared to Dark Souls where you basically just slap on heavy armor and you're good, you have to find heavy armor and 20 other pieces of passive stat boosting equipment/spells/items and juggle them all in your inventory to apply multiple temporary buffs. Obviously you don't have to go to the extreme that Ymfah does since you probably aren't doing a challenge run where you just face tank literally everything thrown at you but it does get much more complicated than "I have heavy armor, I am tank now"

  • @shiki8437
    @shiki8437 11 дней назад +944

    "Why dodge enemy's attack when you have nanomachines"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @nitram3656
      @nitram3656 7 дней назад +1

      XDDDDD best comment by far

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 11 дней назад +283

    Seeing you trade blows with Radahn with "I carved my own path, you followed your wrath" booming in the background just felt _right._

  • @supermikealex9780
    @supermikealex9780 10 дней назад +135

    This video slowly became not "How to get hit a lot of times in Elden Ring and win" but "How to kill mob fast enough so it won't kill you" and then became godly cool with the health back mech

  • @spacefaringyoshi
    @spacefaringyoshi 11 дней назад +1443

    10:35 you can't just do that to us ymfah...
    The thought that Godrick may be reciting an old nursery rhyme he heard when he was a kid, believing it to be about Leyndell when it actually referred to the Shaman Village breaks my heart.

    • @GikamesShadow
      @GikamesShadow 11 дней назад +175

      The LOOOOOOOORE

    • @terminator572
      @terminator572 11 дней назад +184

      OMG PREPARE TO CRY EDITION VAATY VIDYA PLEASE DROP 2 YEAR LONG LORE VIDEO NOW

    • @Ggavvenn8
      @Ggavvenn8 11 дней назад +39

      Godrick was pretty evil to be fair so i don't feel very bad

    • @spacefaringyoshi
      @spacefaringyoshi 11 дней назад +128

      ​@@Ggavvenn8 oh for sure, f him.
      What makes me sad is the possibility that Marika may have still been thinking about her home after all that time. It's a reach, and unconfirmed by anything in the game, but it would be a very poetic addition to her character.
      All that power, and all that glory, and the only thing she can't do is go home and talk to the Grandmother again.
      I imagine her singing a lullaby to Godwyn, the only one of her children to not receive an awful curse at birth about how one day... One day she would take him to that village, and how Godwyn may have shared that lullaby with his Golden Lineage (all the way to Godrick) without ever being fully clear on what it meant.

    • @hungcuong606
      @hungcuong606 10 дней назад +20

      @@spacefaringyoshi i mean if you go behind messmer castle you can find a abandoned village with a small erdtree as well as marika braid there
      The village is also protected by messmer and three tree sentinel
      Not to mention the minor erdtree incantations description state that it a secret incant that only marika know and that it only has the kindness of gold without order as well as that marika plant the tree at her home knowing full well that there no one left to heal

  • @TheOnlyOneDed
    @TheOnlyOneDed 11 дней назад +2209

    NoHit: Pure skill and memorization
    AllHit: Gamedev God Levels of problemsolving and schizo Leveled up to 100
    ymfah: "yeh i delve in both"

    • @MistaHoward
      @MistaHoward 11 дней назад +95

      no hit: action games skill
      all hit: RPG skill

    • @arkazzahdnur6694
      @arkazzahdnur6694 11 дней назад +48

      Mathematically correct Tarnished build

    • @Jade-ux1kd
      @Jade-ux1kd 10 дней назад +1

      What is ymfah😭

    • @byonixen
      @byonixen 10 дней назад +4

      @@Jade-ux1kd You have to be joking!

    • @Jade-ux1kd
      @Jade-ux1kd 10 дней назад +9

      @@byonixen I sincerely apologize… I am in fact a dumbass😭 (first video I’ve seen from them😭)

  • @AngryAragami
    @AngryAragami 11 дней назад +703

    Shadow of the Erdtree: "Our bosses have seemingly endless HP, and seemingly insurmountable defense!"
    Ymfah: "Only seemingly?"

    • @shirothefish9688
      @shirothefish9688 10 дней назад +26

      insurmountable defense
      except for all the 80 poise ones lmao

    • @BIGD0Gxl
      @BIGD0Gxl 2 дня назад

      I cant recall any boss with seemingly endless Hp or insurmountable defense

  • @technicallypsycho5370
    @technicallypsycho5370 10 дней назад +67

    Absolutely insane how effective this is. I saw someone do an all hit against Malenia but he still used crimson flasks, this is crazy.

    • @matosz23
      @matosz23 7 дней назад +2

      Was that perhaps Iron Pinneaple in his overload challenge run?

    • @technicallypsycho5370
      @technicallypsycho5370 7 дней назад +3

      @@matosz23 Nope, some guy on Reddit.

  • @mikkabouzu
    @mikkabouzu 11 дней назад +350

    Almost feels like Elden Ring was built for challenge runs. All the sprawling, crazy hidden items, weapons and ashes that seem useless when you pick them up in a casual playthrough have such specific combo potential for different setups. I kind of love it. EDIT: not even a day after posting this and people are already flaming each other about Dark Souls 2 in the comments. Never change, Souls community lol

    • @weebcraft6829
      @weebcraft6829 10 дней назад +35

      Its called accommodating for different builds, something most games fail to do, or actively work against

    • @daddalonglegz0
      @daddalonglegz0 10 дней назад +20

      It’s almost as if literally any build is viable eventually. There is a recipe for success by a million different routes

    • @duckyduckington9736
      @duckyduckington9736 9 дней назад +8

      @@daddalonglegz0 nah thats dark souls 2, ds2 did the any build thing, elden ring doesnt do ANY build perfectly, crossbow and bow only is still a bitch to do here.

    • @11cat123
      @11cat123 9 дней назад +11

      @@weebcraft6829 Because a game is just as much about what it isn't than it is about what it is. Sekiro is Fromsofts most restrictive recent title in terms of build variety and as a result has the most finely tuned combat and difficulty in the series. When budget and time is finite, every option you add means you can't spend as much money and time on developing the ones you already have. Its why a super linear game is gonna have more production value in every second of gameplay than a bigass open world.

    • @MgMast3r
      @MgMast3r 8 дней назад +2

      Real. I did a caster version of a tanky lifesteal build, using Malenia's great rune, with Endure on a weap, and playing for debuff/dps multi hit spells in melee and stance breaks. Bosses like Rellana & few others went down w/o me moving from my spot. half the time they were stunlocked, and before that it was funny seeing her desperately wailing away at me while my zamor's icestorm was both shredding her & sustaining me.

  • @exploertm8738
    @exploertm8738 11 дней назад +488

    10:52 GODDAMN that shot of Shaman village as Godrick speaks is Absolute Cinema

    • @Delmworks
      @Delmworks 11 дней назад +22

      @@exploertm8738 dramatic relief to make the jokes hit harder

    • @whatthewhatthe9117
      @whatthewhatthe9117 10 дней назад +2

      Fades in at about 10:37

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 10 дней назад +3

      Exept he's talking about Leyndell, and has no knowledge of shaman village's existence

    • @t0rtillamuncher
      @t0rtillamuncher 10 дней назад +7

      @@toastmaster914 he most likely does know it as he knows abt grafting which is a shaman technique inherently

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 10 дней назад +3

      @@t0rtillamuncher But it isn't, the pots in the lands between have nothing to do with the shamans as far as he knows. Ha has no way of knowing of it. Grafting is not a shaman technique. And "And one day, we'llreurn together. To out home, bathed in rays of gold." makes a lot more sense when he's talking about Leyndell, the golden city, where he's from. You can't reurn to somewhere you never even knew existed. And you can argue since marika is from there, it kinda would be reurning to his home/roots. But that makes way less sense. And Shaman village was not a part of the lore yet. Not to mention, Godrick is a greedy bastard, he wants to be in his massive perfect golden city. Not return to his ancestral home.

  • @arcadegamer6216
    @arcadegamer6216 11 дней назад +439

    42:35
    God tier sequence bro

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 11 дней назад +38

      Oh yeah I wanna start a new character on ER *three hours not playing the game and running errands*

    • @Delmworks
      @Delmworks 11 дней назад +13

      Now if only the scadutree fragments were a god tier mechanic…

  • @weskintime4177
    @weskintime4177 11 дней назад +2155

    PEAK FICTION HAS BEEN DROPPED

    • @ipwntheponies
      @ipwntheponies 11 дней назад +41

      @@weskintime4177 fiction? This is the truth.

    • @RedYellowBird6889
      @RedYellowBird6889 11 дней назад

      Indeed friend.

    • @cosmicpizza7571
      @cosmicpizza7571 11 дней назад

      All I see is him

    • @metrod2030
      @metrod2030 11 дней назад

      @@weskintime4177 HELL YA

    • @thespiral936
      @thespiral936 11 дней назад

      @@weskintime4177 *The same 5 or 6 overused memes have dropped.

  • @FLipPy-u8h
    @FLipPy-u8h 10 дней назад +44

    14:41 yusei’s theme truly does go with EVERYTHING

    • @nolongeraperson
      @nolongeraperson 9 дней назад +5

      5Ds legit has one of the best OSTs of all time.

  • @Tsuchiryu
    @Tsuchiryu 11 дней назад +26

    43:02 Haven't seen this peak a use of RULES OF NATURE in years.

  • @degen7278
    @degen7278 11 дней назад +464

    The penis joke paired with Gyat Radahn really made me perform a qte to not commit die.

  • @gundamdetractor337
    @gundamdetractor337 11 дней назад +975

    1:33
    "Ambition is what gives you power. And you have no ambitions."
    -Shin, Hokuto no Ken, 1984, episode 5

    • @aethous9163
      @aethous9163 11 дней назад +37

      34:38 But i have something better... I have... MOTIVATION

    • @gundamdetractor337
      @gundamdetractor337 11 дней назад +2

      @@aethous9163 that entrance is your motivation? ok.

    • @arifhossain9751
      @arifhossain9751 11 дней назад +31

      ​@@gundamdetractor337
      It's over Anakin
      I AM the Storm that is Approaching

    • @thomheskin6373
      @thomheskin6373 11 дней назад +4

      Faith brother, faith

    • @gundamdetractor337
      @gundamdetractor337 11 дней назад +5

      @@thomheskin6373 "These soldiers you spoke of have been fighting for peace all along. Try to have more faith
      in the here and now!"
      -Heero Yuy

  • @0mnil0rd
    @0mnil0rd 11 дней назад +162

    The Bandai Namco logo in Radahn's blinding light really got me. 10/10.

  • @JDXC666
    @JDXC666 11 дней назад +19

    I love how this video just gradually turns into a Revengeance music video. Another certified ymfah classic

  • @BossBattle21
    @BossBattle21 8 дней назад +9

    4:33
    "How am I getting worse the more I play?"
    I felt that all the way down into the marrow of my soul.

  • @sparklepawz1185
    @sparklepawz1185 11 дней назад +164

    Giantdad: "Yo The Wall. Do you see this?
    The Wall: "Yea. How about you Let Me Tank Him?"
    LMTH: "Holy shit."

  • @palkinator
    @palkinator 11 дней назад +208

    18:35 Adding "Bird Up" to any video instantly makes it about 1000% better. Not bad considering this was already a top-tier video.

  • @Desadaptado
    @Desadaptado 11 дней назад +830

    10:34
    not even lore channels catch on this detail, genius my dude. genius

    • @bobertastic6541
      @bobertastic6541 11 дней назад +114

      now that I think about it he couldnt be talking about Leyndell because everyone thought he was crazy, but its not like Leyndell is some secret. Miyazaki you madman

    • @crimsonbaron4418
      @crimsonbaron4418 11 дней назад +136

      Godrick is Marika's great-great-great(how many times you want) grandson, he wasn't raised in the Shaman Village, and I doubt he even knows about it.
      He was talking about Leyndell

    • @Marqrk
      @Marqrk 11 дней назад +68

      @@crimsonbaron4418 I agree, I'm pretty sure he means Leyndell because he and his kin were chased out of the capital when the Shattering started, he was too weak to even be a real contender so he and his house just sat in Stormviel and seethed about not being right under the Erdtree anymore

    • @ivanmarquez2218
      @ivanmarquez2218 11 дней назад +56

      @@crimsonbaron4418 What you say is truth, but that they set up the lore so that BOTH are applicable is madman level of genius.

    • @crimsonbaron4418
      @crimsonbaron4418 11 дней назад +3

      @@ivanmarquez2218 true

  • @BattleSpew
    @BattleSpew 11 дней назад +93

    Ymfah: Tank all hits, no dodge rolls, parries, nor blocking.
    Also Ymfah: Did you even hit me? I finished the fight with full health, never used red flask!

  • @Alex-g3c
    @Alex-g3c 10 дней назад +16

    for anyone interested, the first rune strat can be farmed indefinetly by using torrent and going to the grace just as the dragons death animation starts playing, if you get it right, you will sit on the grace, get the runes but the dragon will still be alive, you can kill the dragon as many times as you want as long as you're fast enough to the grace!

  • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
    @PenguinWithInternetAccess 11 дней назад +113

    "Dodging and learning patterns is an essential part of the game"
    challenge runners : nuh uh

    • @maxunknown3896
      @maxunknown3896 11 дней назад +2

      It's almost like they need to learn the patterns extremely well to pull off these runs. Much better then you.

    • @PenguinWithInternetAccess
      @PenguinWithInternetAccess 11 дней назад +4

      @maxunknown3896
      I know, still funny to see them stand still eating every attack lol

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 11 дней назад +10

      @@maxunknown3896 Usually, but maaaaaaybe not this one.

    • @spac3dout320
      @spac3dout320 10 дней назад +1

      @@maxunknown3896 who hurt you

    • @darthyeetus6728
      @darthyeetus6728 10 дней назад

      "what do you mean: nuh uh"
      bosses: confused screaming

  • @xxthelinkxx3296
    @xxthelinkxx3296 11 дней назад +46

    Radahn summoning bandai namco to aid him truly means something

    • @zsDUGGZ
      @zsDUGGZ 11 дней назад +11

      "Lend me strength, Bandai Namco. This is Base ymfah we're up against"

  • @soldierofgodrick2885
    @soldierofgodrick2885 11 дней назад +529

    We’re so back

  • @_sargentocoelho_4441
    @_sargentocoelho_4441 6 дней назад +5

    That Red Sun syncing with waterfowl at 39:24 had my metal gear RISING with a VENGEANCE.

  • @wolf10alpha68
    @wolf10alpha68 10 дней назад +35

    I always tell people that Elden Ring is only as difficult as they allow it to be. This video is a great example of why. The right build for a boss can allow you to simply not engage in the fights mechanics.

    • @paracame8162
      @paracame8162 10 дней назад +5

      @@wolf10alpha68 this video is an extreme example. the classic example is the shield poke

  • @zyrkugilgamesh
    @zyrkugilgamesh 11 дней назад +372

    18:32 You got me, damn it all

    • @Jeekc
      @Jeekc 11 дней назад +27

      I have kind of expected it with the PEN_S classification of buffs

    • @457Deniz457
      @457Deniz457 11 дней назад +1

      Lol haha

    • @Catman_CM
      @Catman_CM 11 дней назад +1

      That bird...

  • @imLen
    @imLen 11 дней назад +246

    18:59 i almost shed a tear

  • @riydenrising5452
    @riydenrising5452 11 дней назад +310

    ''Red Sun ''
    no matter what your doing, it can always be more epic with this song

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 11 дней назад +13

      Underrated Revengeance song, slaps so hard

    • @tarkin6226
      @tarkin6226 11 дней назад +14

      @@ABadassDragon "red sus"

    • @ABadassDragon
      @ABadassDragon 11 дней назад +2

      @@tarkin6226 lol

    • @maesaigo8538
      @maesaigo8538 11 дней назад +4

      @@riydenrising5452 you can say the same of essentially that game entire boss soundtrack

    • @dyslexsticks3381
      @dyslexsticks3381 11 дней назад +5

      I like the type of game that adds vocals to the music when things get serious.

  • @Salgood01
    @Salgood01 11 дней назад +11

    49:18 The song matching with the sound of your hits. Peak.

  • @SnowySummers01
    @SnowySummers01 11 дней назад +8

    Comparing Messmer to the lyrics to Hot Wind Blowing is fucking RAW! You are 100% right.
    Well done, dude.

  • @powerforcex6190
    @powerforcex6190 11 дней назад +90

    I know that YT copyright is the hardest souls boss and Konami has the laxest rules about their MGR ost, but I remember when Ymfah used Jojo osts and wonder when will Stone Ocean and SBR fan osts be used

  • @FurnaxIkki
    @FurnaxIkki 11 дней назад +36

    My man having Yugioh 5D's music in.
    There's so much gold in that show's soundtrack.

  • @apeaape
    @apeaape 11 дней назад +756

    How to shit myself when new ymfah upload

    • @Leviathan56
      @Leviathan56 11 дней назад +6

      💀

    • @The808andrew808
      @The808andrew808 11 дней назад +18

      Change your diaper

    • @JohnJohn-r4l
      @JohnJohn-r4l 11 дней назад +2

      @@The808andrew808 how’d you know I was wearing one 😮

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 11 дней назад +12

      don't you have Taco Bell nearby?

    • @Animedingo
      @Animedingo 11 дней назад +1

      Watch on the toilet like I am

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 9 дней назад +14

    2:24 "He does too much damage."
    ymfah channeling his inner games journalist

  • @Rodrigo-pj2qo
    @Rodrigo-pj2qo 11 дней назад +17

    5:50 the best souls saga phrase. It is impossible for you to convince me otherwise

  • @afinoxi
    @afinoxi 11 дней назад +103

    My man woke up and said
    "GIANT'S, GIANT'S, GIANT'S. BECOME UNSTOPPABLE."

  • @EthanNSenpaiVN
    @EthanNSenpaiVN 11 дней назад +229

    I'm so freakin' tired of 0-hit, no damage, level 1, club-only bullshit on RUclips! This is what the community should be lookin' for! Also, this one has to be the best one you've made so far, the dedication to details and jokes is outstanding! Additionally, the musics goes so goddamn well that made every part of the vid so breathtaking and exciting. Well done, ymfah, well done!

    • @thekingofchange1428
      @thekingofchange1428 11 дней назад +19

      @@EthanNSenpaiVN Why did I read this in Senator Armstrong's voice?

    • @Hastalapizza66
      @Hastalapizza66 11 дней назад +34

      @@thekingofchange1428 Because this is how Armstrong would feel about the Elden Ring community

    • @leonardo9259
      @leonardo9259 11 дней назад +2

      No

    • @xilongma4794
      @xilongma4794 10 дней назад +1

      Glazer of the century

    • @trustytrest
      @trustytrest 10 дней назад +5

      Erm, using a club is cheating. You're killing the poor bosses too fast that way. Naked, RL1, fist only builds are the only viable ones otherwise you're being unfair to the poor widdle bosses.

  • @KiaTallon2
    @KiaTallon2 11 дней назад +18

    Besides the music choice bringing satisfaction to my ears, I feel like this is the best tutorial for someone who is bad at Elden Ring -- if you can't dodge, block, or parry, just be a tank.

    • @wadespencer3623
      @wadespencer3623 11 дней назад +2

      Only way I could ever see myself beating Consort Radahn.

  • @McKnoxyKnox
    @McKnoxyKnox 4 дня назад +3

    45:58 the way he shoulder slipped past Messmers spear thrust looked amazing

  • @KorboQ
    @KorboQ 9 дней назад +2

    I think this might be your first video where this actually looks fun to do at home and not like an elaborate form of torture.

  • @ProbablyAParrot
    @ProbablyAParrot 11 дней назад +23

    There’s no way that “it has to be this way” LITERALLY timed well with the hits of Blood Tax.
    Missed you ymfah, keep up the great content. E>

  • @overlorddante
    @overlorddante 11 дней назад +18

    The Bandai cameo in the Consort fight is peak combo of humor, critique, and editing.

  • @sturmmagnunstein1008
    @sturmmagnunstein1008 11 дней назад +177

    Something that nobody ever knows (which might have aided you in this run greatly) is that with colossal weapons (not swords), a riposte or backstab counts as 2 hits for a lot of enemies and bosses. Using the crimson dagger talisman would allow you to heal double the normal amount.

    • @Nobody-kq7yk
      @Nobody-kq7yk 11 дней назад +1

      @@sturmmagnunstein1008 Isn't the heal based on damage dealt? Pretty sure it will even out.
      Edit: It is not Damage based, it's based on your max hp(10%+85)

    • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem
      @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem 11 дней назад +7

      ​@Nobody-kq7yk As far as I'm aware, it is a flat amount.

    • @Nobody-kq7yk
      @Nobody-kq7yk 11 дней назад +1

      Just checked the wiki, it is not Damage based.The heal is 10% of hp+ 85.

    • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem
      @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem 11 дней назад +1

      @@Nobody-kq7yk Oh.

    • @Foold-cf4gx
      @Foold-cf4gx 11 дней назад

      I knew this

  • @boldrinus
    @boldrinus 10 дней назад +4

    From Malenia onward this video is pure adrenaline and fun! The moment the lyrics of Hot Wind Blowing (my fav MGRR track) appeared on screen against Messmer i blasted it in the speakers and started singing as hard as i could. Thanks Ymfah ❤

  • @Intuos03
    @Intuos03 10 дней назад +7

    Man just said to Radhan: “Fuck your light show.”
    I was so excited to see how you’d handle the DLC. I can’t wait to see what you do next! Great vid!!

  • @carlodelacruz2552
    @carlodelacruz2552 11 дней назад +261

    Previously on Bottom Gear:
    John Elden Ring, lost sensation on both of his legs. The only way to beat the game is to continue Wheelchair Sam's legacy.
    Today on Bottom Gear:
    John Elden Ring, regained his mobility but lost his flexibility (0 dodge) which means he cannot avoid or beat the allegations. The only way to beat the game is to gain the n-word pass and become Senator Armstrong.

    • @shadowwalker4681
      @shadowwalker4681 11 дней назад +18

      sounds like something maxor would say in his video lol

    • @blumpus8150
      @blumpus8150 11 дней назад +7

      tanoight on bo-um geahhh

    • @Foold-cf4gx
      @Foold-cf4gx 11 дней назад

      You’re not wrong

  • @antotheos
    @antotheos 11 дней назад +83

    Kuze and Margit parallel with title card was amazing

  • @filipesaul8435
    @filipesaul8435 10 дней назад +4

    This is actually amazing. You can pretty much turn the game into easy mode as long as you get the right tools for the job.

  • @goonished
    @goonished 9 дней назад +6

    Ymfah will drop the best Elden Ring video ever and it's just him spamming L2 for 50 minutes

  • @pirateskeleton7828
    @pirateskeleton7828 11 дней назад +41

    Fun fact, on certain enemies, if you use a dagger to do the critical, the crimson dagger talisman will proc twice. Examples of these include godskin nobles, omens, Midra.... Additionally, you can also get the crimson dagger talisman to proc twice when using a great katana to do the critical hits on certain enemies.

    • @Foold-cf4gx
      @Foold-cf4gx 11 дней назад +8

      Works with anything that does the Crit damage twice

  • @voltz7096
    @voltz7096 11 дней назад +13

    Only ymfah would be so generous as to make a guide dedicated solely to allowing games journalists to beat elden ring.

  • @PsychoKupo
    @PsychoKupo 11 дней назад +50

    18:30 was not expecting that lmao

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 7 дней назад

      I didn't even notice the first time, lmaoooooo, thank you for posting

    • @jacksono6565
      @jacksono6565 4 дня назад

      I was, i knew it was coming when it was just 4 letters

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 6 дней назад +3

    "If they pull a LetMeSoloHer, my Giant Dad build might be in trouble"
    "But would you dodge?"
    *_"N A H I ' D H I T"_*

  • @sketch-5183
    @sketch-5183 3 дня назад +1

    You can tell he had a LOT of fun with this video, the P E N I S strategy, the bandai logo in the radahn flashes, all the stance 80 jokes and the music lyrics on screen during cool moments.

  • @drakdragon
    @drakdragon 11 дней назад +75

    This is the kind of shit that makes the Oblivion guards ask "Why... won't... you... DIE?!"

  • @АнтонВолков-д7л
    @АнтонВолков-д7л 11 дней назад +33

    The legend of "Let me blood tax trough everything"
    We had Let me Solo - a nimble quirky swordsman with a jar on his head , who couldn't be hit, yet didn't weather the damage too well.
    Then we've got Let me Tank - a hulking brute With a Moghwyllion HP and enough defence to be called *The* Immovable Object.
    Now we have the *Let me blood tax* - the strenghts of both... the weakness of *none* (and a bazillion hours to set up all the buffs).

  • @tom__phan
    @tom__phan 11 дней назад +15

    14:40
    really appreciate the inclusion of this theme, gets me hyped up every time

    • @FLipPy-u8h
      @FLipPy-u8h 10 дней назад +1

      Fellow yugioh 5D’s fan 🤝

  • @BunglinSunflower
    @BunglinSunflower 9 дней назад +4

    It’s funny that a lot of these strategies are what I used on my first run through cause I wanted my mimic tear to be able to heal itself so I could watch it fight things. Great stars + prayerful strike especially!

  • @marconde897
    @marconde897 11 дней назад +6

    How did I forget about Malenia's rune? That and the weapons that do healing HP was a GENIUS idea!

  • @Geraf25
    @Geraf25 11 дней назад +59

    Kuze's OST for Morgott is literallt perfect

  • @georgejones8281
    @georgejones8281 11 дней назад +150

    Added to watch later for after work!

  • @apollo_3183
    @apollo_3183 11 дней назад +35

    6:10 "Brazil" 💀

  • @Radek_J
    @Radek_J 11 дней назад +11

    At start if main character was a mage:
    Malenia: "Why won't you die?!
    MC: "Hehehe"
    -Fly
    -Bless of Magic Caster
    -Infinity Wall
    -Magic Ward, Holy
    -Life Essence
    -Greater Full Potential
    -Freedom
    -False Data, Life
    -See Through
    -Paranormal Intuition
    -Greater Resistance
    -Mantle of Chaos
    -Indomitability
    -Sensor Boost
    -Greater Luck
    -Magic Boost
    -Draconic Power
    -Greater Hardening
    -Heavenly Aura
    -Absorption
    -Penetrate Up
    -Greater Magic Shield
    -Mana Essence
    -Triplet Maximise Magic, Explode Mine
    -Triplet Magic, Greater Magic Seal
    -Triplet Maximise Boosted Magic, Magic Arrow
    Son!

    • @trustytrest
      @trustytrest 10 дней назад

      Bro tried to brag about bringing modded OP spells to a vanilla boss fight

    • @exploertm8738
      @exploertm8738 9 дней назад +5

      ​@@trustytrest...thats the infamous "average buff routine" meme from Overlord...

  • @Jeff.Turtle
    @Jeff.Turtle 11 дней назад +6

    That RCM fight at the end... I spent 3 days on that. I did not know this level of "I do not care" was possible in this game.

    • @trustytrest
      @trustytrest 10 дней назад

      I tried it with a couple greatswords (not the guts sword) and kept dying. Then said "fuck it", pulled out the RoB, and he died the first attempt even though I was mainly a faith build. Bosses live or die based on what weapon you bring into it.

    • @toastmaster914
      @toastmaster914 10 дней назад

      ​@@trustytrestHate to break it to you, but RoB was nerfed. Not quite into the ground, but any katana or greatsword is way better.
      If your gonna tell a fake story, just replace RoB with Blasphemous Blade

  • @assailant8722
    @assailant8722 11 дней назад +14

    Malenia: “I always said my blade was a tool of scarlet rot, never to be used for personal reasons. But now, I’m not so sure… and besides, this isn’t my blade!”
    Malenia: *Waterfowl Dances*
    Malenia: “It’s Miquella’s blade.”

  • @tyleri55
    @tyleri55 11 дней назад +10

    Passive, Entity, Nimbus, Invigorate, Special!
    Wait a second...

  • @AcediaRex
    @AcediaRex 11 дней назад +30

    ymfah’s Bizarre Adventure: Ironjar is Unbreakable

  • @jesus4484
    @jesus4484 11 дней назад +1

    This is one of the best things I have ever seen. Not only on RUclips, but as a whole. This is better than 99 percent of movies I've watched. Amazing work.

  • @richtofenify
    @richtofenify 11 дней назад +2

    Elden Ring and MGR fans are enjoying every second of this video. Thank you Ymfah.

  • @anonisnoone6125
    @anonisnoone6125 11 дней назад +13

    This guy never runs out content. His edits r just funny.

  • @josephcola9662
    @josephcola9662 11 дней назад +25

    6:31
    If, like me, you suck at platforming, you can just aggro the boss, and then ride out to where all the rot geysers are. O'Niel is slow AF, so you can literally just sit on Torrent and leisurely trot in a circle around the rot geysers, repeatedly making him walk through them as they erupt until he dies.

  • @peterchange6097
    @peterchange6097 11 дней назад +12

    The Ludwig second phase dialogue + OST was actual peak

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 11 дней назад +5

    Ymfah always has just, the most banger taste in music.

  • @joshpalm
    @joshpalm 3 дня назад

    You have the ability to find jokes in the weirdest places. I love it. And the lyrics on screen during the Messmer fight was so hype.

  • @cyrus2395
    @cyrus2395 11 дней назад +61

    Don't panic, new ymfah vid just dropped

    • @JohnJohn-r4l
      @JohnJohn-r4l 11 дней назад +5

      AaaaaAAAAAAA IM FUCKING PANICKING AAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGG!

  • @Italianchef26
    @Italianchef26 11 дней назад +18

    I'll copy my favorite comment from the other "All-Hit Promised Consort Radhan" video I saw when the DLC came out:
    Miquella: "I offer you a thousand year voyage, guided by compassion"
    Tarnished: "No."

  • @FrostedOmega
    @FrostedOmega 11 дней назад +28

    Finally he plays the DLC omg

  • @jsk244
    @jsk244 10 дней назад

    Never would I have ever imagined seeing an All-Hit run. Never would I have imagined the sheer versatility and variety of an All-Hit run! Not only was this an amazingly well edited journey by itself but the sheer work and amazing strategies of so many smaller tactics I've seen for years now in Elden Ring coming together is worthy of legend and ballad. To say nothing of the perfect comedic timing of so many segments lol.

  • @protagonistical
    @protagonistical 6 дней назад

    Margit's voice lines with heavy metal playing in the background is everything I never knew I needed. Haven't seen something that epic since Igon dropped.

  • @ReadySteadyVon
    @ReadySteadyVon 11 дней назад +8

    This has got to be the best video ymfah has made up until now.

  • @synka5922
    @synka5922 11 дней назад +8

    finally a guide adjusted to my skill level. thank you

  • @Tangent_Frank
    @Tangent_Frank 11 дней назад +6

    Ironjar aromatic is unironically what allowed me to actually play a tank. Such a goated consumable

  • @gamingbean6440
    @gamingbean6440 11 дней назад +1

    This is absolutely ludicrous. And I LOVE it. You've outdone yourself ymfah.

  • @TehTechnoMiser
    @TehTechnoMiser 10 дней назад

    The transition in Messmer's phases that you timed with the music gives me goosebumps. The lyrics are perfect for the occasion, too. Flawless video.

  • @KiskeFriedChicken
    @KiskeFriedChicken 11 дней назад +13

    31:48 You love a good Holy Orders III cameo

  • @GretgorPooper
    @GretgorPooper 11 дней назад +51

    6:10 Brazil mentioned LET'S GOOOOOOO

  • @Zthrall
    @Zthrall 11 дней назад +5

    Why the Radahn voice so fitting, feel like I'm in a damn canteen at break all over again. Impressive as always though !!

  • @bulletmagnet1038
    @bulletmagnet1038 8 дней назад

    How come with every upload, his editing gets better and better?
    Actual god tier editing right there, I'm loving every video more and more.

  • @nyestember
    @nyestember 3 дня назад

    Man, you keep pushing the limits of mankind. The ER themed scadu pickup montage is ridiculously legendary!